| 00:58.03 | Homoe | Sex is a beautiful thing and it should not be restricted to certain age limits. It should be enjoyed by old people right down to toddlers. And why not? Yeah, I hear the jokes about Catholic priests. But people should just shut the fuck up and let others explore the deep, mysterious cave that is SEX. I mean, don't knock it until you try it. Don't say it's bad until you've had your stiff PENIS shoved so far up a childs tight little pussy, you cant say ... |
| 00:58.04 | Homoe | ... shit. |
| 02:12.27 | Homoe | I cant go a day without punching myself. It is the only thing I get pleasure from, so I end up with bruises and I cry myself to sleep because the only thing I enjoy is painful. I tried to kill myself once, but then I stopped because my mom threw a beer bottle at me. |
| 03:26.51 | Homoe | Frankly, I am appalled at the way that members here treat the underground furry community. It seems to me like nobody here really understands anything about the furry way of life. I mean, seriously, do you know how freeing it is be honest about being encased in a human body whilst having an animal soul? |
| 04:41.16 | Homoe | It's a shame the gooks beat you good in Vietnam. (though you probably won the unofficial underage girl rape contest)You fucking rambo wankers |
| 05:55.39 | Homoe | Liberals deserve to be KILLED. Shot dead. Hit in the head with baseball bats, hatchets, axes or even ice picks. Hung by their necks from the nearest lamp post or tree. Liberals are the scum of the earth. Whether they're in the UK, US or anywhere else, I advocate extreme violence against liberals! The only good liberal is a dead liberal. |
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| 07:10.06 | Homoe | What do you call a gay jew? A sodo-miser! |
| 08:24.27 | Homoe | Every time somebody starts hating on the president, it really bothers me. Dont get me wrong, I hate the current administration as much as the next politically minded citizen, but its really self-defeating. You see, the president is not really who you think he is. Hes not the guy who makes these decisions that piss you off. He looks like he makes the decisions. He sounds like he is making the decisions. In reality, hes just the guy that has to ... |
| 08:24.28 | Homoe | ... sell them to you. He is an actor, pretending to care about the country. He probably even believes he is actually the president. Thats one of the reasons why people like him at all. Another reason is that he sucks a lot of dick. And when I say a lot, I am not kidding. Like, were talking millions of big, wet, floppy cocks getting shoved in his mouth over the past month alone. |
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| 09:38.52 | Homoe | As I was reading that, my cat rubbed against my leg, and it surprised me. But it felt kind of good, so I let her continue. After about five minutes of this, I was feeling pretty horny, and from her erect nipples, I could tell my cat was too. I picked her up and put her in my lap. She purred as I unzipped my pants, revealing my enormous boner. Then, without warning, she bit the head of my penis with her sharp fangs. Blood was everywhere, and i stared ... |
| 09:38.52 | Homoe | ... in horror as she began to claw at my blood-spattered testicles. I grabbed a pair of scissors and snipped off her tail. She meowed loudly and scurried away. I guess we were not ready to take our relationship to the next level. |
| 10:53.15 | Homoe | Well, $600 will buy you a fair amount of fish and will feed a bunch of people once. However, you could also buy a PS3 and SimFishing then invite all the starving over to have a competitive game and, in the process, teach them how to fish which is infinitely more valuable. |
| 12:07.39 | Homoe | Linux is an OS where files have no association to programs; all configuration and settings are stored "wherever" in text files that grow to be megabytes long; most shell commands are so abstractly named that you would never be able to use them without knowing how they work.. or first reading its "manual page". Linux is an operating system of inconsistancy. Theres over a thousand distributions of linux, and over a billion different modified versions ... |
| 12:07.39 | Homoe | ... of it. Programs come shipped as source code that you must compile and configure (by way of large scripts that attempt to figure out how your system is running.. since nothing is standard). |
| 13:22.03 | Homoe | GET TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ BUCK FUSH CONSERVATIVES ARE GAY NO BLOOD FOR OIL WRONG WAR WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN BUSH&DICK: GOOD IN BED BAD IN DA WHITEHOUSE my brother raped me when i was 6 |
| 14:36.27 | Homoe | Haha. Whatever. I'm in an animation college, and when I was in high school girls used to BEG for picture from me, and it was the most attention I got in school. Now everyone draws so it's not a big deal. If someone compliments you, take it, because chances are I'm better than you, and would mock you when you left the room. |
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| 15:50.51 | Homoe | earlier tonight i went into chat and no one spoke to me. i don't know what i've done to anyone...but i guess whatever it is..it was enough for people to stop talking to me. some may think 'well, it's just chat...right?'. well unfortunately, chat is all i have. the only friends i have are online. |
| 17:05.15 | Homoe | Wow you're life is so complete. Havning to use a drug to have fun and listening to sucky music must make you so cool. Partying with women who have been passed around more times then your mom must make you a pimp. |
| 18:19.40 | Homoe | I'd love to have a man as my girlfriend and who would greet me each morning in a new an refreshing way. A spray of hot piss, a dick up the ass, an ass pressed against my face, farts in my face, all the while waking up to a beautiful man on some dim morning sunrise, light shining through the curtains onto his perfectly formed pectorals and the silk sheets layed upon his body reveleaing enough of his penis to make me realise how lucky and how wonderful ... |
| 18:19.40 | Homoe | ... i am. I prefer men and I date exclusively black men. |
| 19:34.03 | Homoe | Batman whipped out a cease & decist from his utility belt. he slinked towards me slowly like a g thug. "I believe this is for you" batman bellowed. just as i was about to reach and grab the legal paper Batmans hands thrusted towards my bean bag and he squeezed me into a coma. now its 10 years later. i have woken up. something smells funny. there is the batman symbol on my bed as a shitstain. i have been violated. |
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| 20:48.27 | Homoe | I dont even know what indie rock is, but it sure as fuck isnt going to get you play with any of the girls I hang out with. |
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| 22:02.51 | Homoe | I bet you think you're actually amusing. You were giggling to yourself as you typed that post out, and are eagerly refreshing this thread in the hopes that someone will give you a zany quip in reply. Go on, you can laugh. It's okay. Just remember that you're the only one who thought that post was in any way entertaining. |
| 23:17.15 | Homoe | The message is pretty clear. Whenever two sheep herding white guys get together, they allow their animal instincts to take over and they buttfuck each other and fall in love. Then, they live a lie and sneak out repeatedly to hook up and fuck each other's asses until they bleed. Then the wives find out and divorce them. Or, the dumb ass bimbos dont know that their husbands try on their clothers while they are away. The cinetography was beautiful the ... |
| 23:17.16 | Homoe | ... soundtrack, etc. But the message (written by a chink) is still one of deception, love, and faggotry. Sorry. |
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