| 00:20.30 | brasouli | goble |
| 00:36.28 | Homoe | why dont you linux users just shove all this open source bullshit up your own ass. no one cares about compiling or configuring or any of the bullshit you constantly jack off about. we normal people just care about chatting and sending email to our friends and viewing the www so please shut the fuck up about foxfire or whatever the fuck tangent you're going off on. thanks for reading this. dongs. |
| 00:45.31 | brasouli | growl |
| 01:50.52 | Homoe | The doctor performed fabulously with his textbook execution of a four-point circumcision as he burst into my wife's room in the maternity ward, pinched a clamp around my son's foreskin, and inserted an instrument between the foreskin and glans. I covered my ears as the infant's shrieks intensified, and the doctor was gracious enough to quickly tear the foreskin lengthwise as my little son's head shook back and forth ohh yeah |
| 02:03.02 | brasouli | coo |
| 03:05.17 | Homoe | the link is only old because you are a loser and have nothing better to do than FIND THE MOST CUTTING EDGE LINKS ON THE INTERNET. |
| 04:11.26 | brasouli | bark |
| 04:19.40 | Homoe | So I'm out with my niece at our local shopping mall here in Philadelphia, called the Gallery, we had just gotten some delicious banana yogurt shakes...and who do we see but Mr. Hasselhoff! He was signing sneakers at Foot Locker, apparently he has a new line of Sketchers out or something (?) and there he was. I told him that I used to wish i had a car like Kitt and he laughed and then i laughed and then he got really serious all of a sudden.He leaned ... |
| 04:19.40 | Homoe | ... close and whispered to me that Kitt was real. He said he could press a button and Kitt would come flying into the mall right there running over people and causing massive havoc. I'm not sure if he was kidding or not but my niece got real scared and spilled her banana yogurt shake. Is this unusual for Mr. Hasselhoff to act like this? This is our first David sighting and to be honest i was a little nervous. |
| 05:34.04 | Homoe | Hey guys, if a Jedi perchance met the Wolverine in armed combat, who do you think would win? Could Wolverine's mind resist the Force? Could the Jedi's lightsaber cut through Adamantium? Discuss. |
| 06:48.28 | Homoe | fuck shit bitch ass tits. Lets suck some cock get knocked up and pass out in a ditch. 9911 emergency room party. smoke dat hanger into yo womb. <3 my mom had so many abortions im surprised im not in a jar of formaldehyde <3 you dumb fucking p r e g g e r s |
| 08:02.53 | Homoe | girl, you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you, i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends |
| 08:31.56 | brasouli | pipe |
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| 09:17.16 | Homoe | I am sick to death of the ludicrous anti-Nintendo ravings of you pissed-off geeks. Do you really believe the rest of us don't see right through your mental pathology? Your entire conosole philosophy boils down to this: "The cool kids picked on me in high school, and I can't get over it. I hate the Wii" |
| 10:31.40 | Homoe | I've had sex with a dinosaur, horse, sheep and cow in my dreams |
| 11:02.14 | brasouli | groan |
| 11:46.04 | Homoe | Who is John Edwards? A Disingenuous, Unaccomplished Liberal and Friend to Personal Injury Trial Lawyers |
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| 13:00.29 | Homoe | My uncle works for Capcom and he let me play Street Fighter 4: The Wreckoning and it has Sheng Long in it and he can do Guile's Handcuffs and his wife is Blanka's birthmother and you can do uppercuts in the AIR (also Breakfastalities) |
| 14:14.52 | Homoe | Hey guys, did you ever consider what would happen if Star Trek perchance waged war with Star Wars? Who do you think might win such a conflict and why? |
| 14:27.59 | brasouli | squeak |
| 14:36.41 | brasouli | moo |
| 15:29.16 | Homoe | I have been testing Longhorn prereleases for weeks now and I have to say that it's extremely buggy. Micro$oft has a long way to go before they catch upto Apple. |
| 15:59.18 | brasouli | crow |
| 16:43.40 | Homoe | i'm going to jump through my screen and through the internet and into your face |
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| 17:26.20 | brasouli | goble |
| 17:58.04 | Homoe | I JUST HAD THIS FREAK ACCIDENT WHERE I SAT DOWN TO WORK AND I SPILLED DOPE INTO THE BONG AND THE LIGHTER FLICKED OUT AND SET IT ON FIRE AND THE WHEELS OF MY CHAIR SLIPPED BACK AND I INHALED THE DOPE SMOKE AND ATE A MUFFIN |
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| 19:12.28 | Homoe | YOU KNOW GUYS I THINK INSTEAD OF CAPS-LOCK, WE SHOULD START SAYING CAPS-LOL, BECAUSE IT CERTAINLY IS AMUSING WATCHING CERTAIN UPTIGHT INTERNET NERDS GET ALL AGITATED OVER A BUNCH OF UPERCASE LETTERZ. |
| 19:40.42 | Homoe | hie Tomoe |
| 20:21.38 | brasouli | baa |
| 20:26.51 | Homoe | If Jesus was Jewish, then why did he have a Puerto Rican name? You Stupid Faggots. |
| 20:39.09 | brasouli | fart |
| 21:41.16 | Tomoe | MMMM........mmmm i'm abit confusing right now......why will they eat their own poo-poo where it smell so terrible? Actually, mushu is very good in her toilet training. She'll only pee & poo on the newspaper i prepared for her. But she eats it when i'm away! After i beat her twice, she seems to bark at the poo first before she goes near it. Then she'll smell it & play with it. Then she'll put everything into her mouth!!!!! Yucks!!! But i didn't get ... |
| 21:41.16 | Tomoe | ... the chance to see it but my housemates did. |
| 21:43.35 | brasouli | moo |
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| 22:03.18 | Tomoe | For those who doubt the authenticity of these facts, note that I have a doctorate in the Social Sciences from the University of Phoenix online, and I have over thirty volumes on the subject in print via on-demand internet publishing. Good day. |
| 22:26.18 | brasouli | drum |
| 22:55.40 | Tomoe | this channel is for ballers, shot callers, those rolling and controlling and folks willing to represent memories of Tupac and keep the dream of the Black Planet alive. |
| 23:08.12 | brasouli | cuckoo |