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| 15:07.40 | Homoe | Eat your own shit. That's a great way to start then move on to another hot guy's load. The smell is a big turn-on for me and that gets me going and wanting to eat the guy's shit. My first experiences with was a guy smoking a cigar...and I gotta be honest, that still gets me going.It helps if you have a feeder who can feed me slow and not all at once...but then some guys like it all it once I guess...different strokes for different folks. What I would ... |
| 15:07.40 | Homoe | ... suggest for someone who finds the smell harsh is try eating slowly if possible and holding your breath at first...it will come with time if you let it.Sometimes it helps to lie under a rim seat with a mirror nearby so you can see how much your partner is enjoying it too...this is a real turn on for me...giving pleasure gets me pleasure I find...and vice versa... |
| 16:22.04 | Homoe | I think the PRESIDENT is the BOMB. SHOOT, sometimes, I think about GEORGE W. BUSH and wonder if he would like the ISLAMABAD deli on 14th st here in WASHINGTON, DC. I think the falafel is to DIE for. Or even to KILL for. It's so good it makes me wanna declare a falafel JIHAD on all the other INFIDEL falafel stands in the capital -- from those near THE WHITE HOUSE to those near CAPITAL HILL. they give me heartburn, though. it's like they ASSASSINATE my ... |
| 16:22.04 | Homoe | ... belly. it really KILLS me. |
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| 17:36.28 | Homoe | i think this guy likes me. evertime we hang out, and do the least bit of touching, he gets a boner, or atleast i thnk he does. but a boner is pretty hard to miss. so im guessing yea.excepts ints ot thru hsi pants, he jsut kidof tucks it in the part wiht tbuttons... the part were the belt goes. but it still goes up, and im not hallucinating |
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| 18:50.52 | Homoe | Girl, you must be Snort because I'd like to trigger your intrusion detection systems |
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| 20:05.16 | Homoe | girl you must be harry potter because my dick is slytherin |
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| 21:19.40 | Homoe | I'll fuck you in the ass you punk ass white boy. I'll fuck you in the ass you coward, you bitch. You fucking faggot! Come up and take me on you scared coward. You white bitch. You ain't man enough to fuck with me, bitch! There ain't no-one in the room big enough to take me on. You're just scared like a little white pussy. I'll fuck you till you love me, you faggot! |
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| 22:34.04 | Homoe | I went to some IP that should have taken me to a warez server and it took me to one with a lot of porn and banners :( |
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| 23:48.28 | Homoe | So, I bought a couple of dvds off some web site a few weeks ago and I was pretty upset they haven't come in the mail already. So today I stuck around the house until the mailman came, he brought me a package but it wasn't the dvds I was waiting for. I asked him what the problem was and he told me that he had no control over when the company sends me the dvds. He said I should try to contact them. That did it. I couldn't belive this guy, I pay my ... |
| 23:48.28 | Homoe | ... taxes and this guy thinks he has the right to sass me in front of my euro mansion, in my freaking driveway? I lifted up my shades, took the cigar out of my mouth, looked him straight in the eye and said " I'm afraid this package is marked return to sender", and then I threw the package in the air and sidekicked the package right into the guys face causing teeth to go everywhere. I then saw one of my ederly neighbors walking toward me so I assumed ... |
| 23:48.28 | Homoe | ... he wanted trouble as well so I gave him a swift round kick to the ribs, I then looked at him and said "time to take out the garbage" and hip tossed him into the garbage can. I then picked up the crying mailman and threw him into the garbage can, after I had my "garbage collected", I picked up the garbage can and said "let the good times roll" and threw the garbage can down the hill. I didn't see those two guys again but I don't really care, I ... |
| 23:48.28 | Homoe | ... took the mailbag and threw it in my fireplace since it was a little chilly here today. |
| 23:51.26 | brasouli | yap |