| 00:19.40 | Homoe | guys do you know when tupac is coming home? Im worried about him. He wears a bulletproof vest so he usually is safe. but i made supper for him and he hasnt come home yet! his potatoes and shake n baked chicken are starting to get cold! |
| 01:34.04 | Homoe | Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Norris instead punched his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Before email was invented Chuck Norris would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Chuck ... |
| 01:34.07 | Homoe | ... Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it ... |
| 01:34.07 | Homoe | ... coming.. |
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| 02:08.36 | brasouli | groan |
| 02:48.29 | Homoe | for the past several years I've been mailing all my feces to Ralph Nader. Every time I defecate, I do so in a zip lock bag, which I then send to Ralph Nader's home address via USPS priority mail. Though I always clearly write my name and address on the return portion of the envelope, I have never recieved a reply, nor have any of my mailings been refused :| |
| 04:02.52 | Homoe | I can't yawn loud enough. Every person has met you. The "crazy guy" who comes up with half-inspired shit. |
| 05:17.17 | Homoe | girl you must be Six Flag's newest roller coaster because some rednecks told me that they have been saving up their money all summer to ride you |
| 06:08.58 | brasouli | ribbit |
| 06:31.40 | Homoe | Everyone else in the classroom was laughing at me. Due to my weakness, I was unable to push him away. I tried to wiggle my mostly ornamental white velcro shoes but that only encouraged him. I was thrown from my wheel chair and rolled onto my back. That's when the torture started. That day I was violated with every pen, pencil, crayon and glue bottle those insufferable retards could lay their malformed mitts on. |
| 07:46.05 | Homoe | Dear Sir,With due respect and humility I am writing this mail letter to you which I believe that this letter will not embarrassed you as we have not met or seen each other before.My name is Pastor Steve Camara, from republic of Benin in west Africa region, pastor in charge of Revival Church Of God Mission (RCGM) here in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire.I am writing you in regards of money transfer which late Pope John Paul II reviewed to me a week ago before ... |
| 07:46.06 | Homoe | ... his death through feeding tube after his long ill health, that his late wife who is Mrs. Esther Benson deposited the sum of US$ 4.000.000.00(four Million Dollars) with a finance house here in Abidjan for the two (2) remaining children PAUL III AND MARY for there future.Before the death of Pope John Paul II he told me that this money US$ 4.000.000.00 Dollars wasacquired genuinely, that his late wife has a diamond shop in there country which was ... |
| 07:46.06 | Homoe | ... destroyed during the war that leads to his husband death two year ago through heart attack.It is because of the confidence he had on me as his pastor, he told me about this deposit and his last request to me before his final breat is that I should try as much as I can to look for foreigner, either individual, company or organisation who can handle this transaction with care and confidence for the future of her two children that is presently ... |
| 07:46.07 | Homoe | ... staying with me as there parents for now as she cannot make it for them.Finally, if this letter touches your heart and you are willing to be of assistance to this two children, I will like you to indicate your full interest to enable me give you more details on how to proceed with this transfer. Also note that all the deposit document of this money was on this woman name as the beneficiary that made with the finance house here.Expecting your ... |
| 07:46.07 | Homoe | ... urgent mail to this effect.Thanks and remain bless. |
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| 08:19.55 | brasouli | coo |
| 09:00.28 | Homoe | There is a new online code out, kinda lol and brb. This one is a little different though. You all know how it feels when you're talking to someone online,and your Mom is standig right behind you, reading every word that is on the screen.Then of, course,the other person swears or talks about how much you luv your crush or something and your Mom reads it and tells you to get offline that instant, and not talk to that person anymore. Well, what can we ... |
| 09:00.29 | Homoe | ... do about that? To solve this problem, now we have started the {Code 9} system. In code 9, u simply press 9 when your parent or sibing is watching over your shoulder as you type That way, the other person will know what you are talkin about, and begin a conversation about homework or something. When your Mom or dad leaves, press 99 to let the person know that they r gone, so u can have a normal conversation again. NOW, SEND THIS TO EVERY1 YOU ... |
| 09:00.29 | Homoe | ... KNOW, SO CODE 9 CAN GO INTO EFFECT!!! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU SEND THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW>> |
| 09:42.39 | brasouli | baa |
| 10:14.52 | Homoe | My d20 is carved out of a solid piece of pure onyx with ruby inlet numbers. It was valued at over $2000. It has an operating system (made by Microsoft) that automatically seeks out any other d20s on the table and crushes them. Anything larger than a d20, laser shoot out and destroy that useless piece of plastic. It can track a pewter figure from 1.3 miles away. DMs fear my d20 because it allows me to cheat without much effort. I simply say "roll a ... |
| 10:14.52 | Homoe | ... 20" and it does. All other d20s are obsolete. |
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| 11:24.02 | brasouli | nicker |
| 11:29.16 | Homoe | I know Africa has its own internet connection.. buncha niggers with mailbags run around for email.. Tech Support is like shakalakuzulu kuntakente cheifs that speek jigabooese |
| 12:04.29 | brasouli | squawk |
| 12:09.48 | brasouli | baa |