IRC log for #webos-watercooler on 20100209

00:04.21Eguyhttp://dailyshite.com/2009/07/schoolboy-gets-a-stripper-action-in-school/
00:04.27EguyLuckiest kid in the world
00:08.30Eguyhttp://i.imgur.com/wPBvP.jpg
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00:15.25Templariandamn, that's a nice mom, little creepy though.
00:15.41Eguyhttp://imgur.com/G86wS.jpg LOL
00:15.50EguyI seriously lol'd at that for a while
00:17.11Templarianmeh not that funny
00:17.27Mouseytough crowd
00:17.28EguyI love it
00:17.38Eguyyeah...seriously.
00:17.42Eguy~lart Templarian for not laughing
00:17.42infobottakes Templarian to the vet for a "special" visit for not laughing
00:17.50EguyOh snap!
00:18.02Mouseythat worked out well
00:18.06Mousey!botsnack
00:18.12Mousey~botsnack
00:18.12infobotthanks, Mousey
00:18.35Eguyhttp://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/08/google.policy/index.html?hpt=C1 now that is something I can get behind
00:18.48EguyThe USA's bandwidth is shit
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00:28.25TemplarianYea it's quickly falling behind.
00:28.48EguyWe have always been behind
00:29.06EguyEVERYONE should have DOCSIS 3
00:30.20EguyDamn. Some guy was found dead in the undercarriage of a 777-2 in Japan.
00:30.24EguyBad way to die
00:32.53TemplarianFree flight?
00:33.05EguyIt's -60 degrees
00:36.08EguyDid you see those german kids who put a gps device on the google street view truck?
00:39.58Templarianno, that would rule lol.
00:40.47EguyThey did
00:41.08Eguyhttp://mashable.com/2010/02/08/gps-google-street-car/
00:46.36Eguyhttp://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/azewj/what_was_your_first_experience_with_the_internet/ brings back the memories
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03:21.32TemplarianI want a "The Who" Pinball machine.
03:27.13EguyWhy did they have to make a cereal commercial sexual
03:27.24EguyStupid advertising
03:51.34TemplarianI like teddy grahams... it's like gummy bears. I bite their little head offs first.
03:52.01TemplarianIt would be fun being a dragon.
03:53.20TemplarianIt's like little hershey candies in little foil. Every so often one gets a dark chocolate one. Dragons must have fun.
04:17.00irdTemplarian: so you can be a pinball wizard?
04:17.11irdBut you're not deaf, dumb and blind.
04:24.28Eguysigh
04:44.00Templarianhmm... I would just have it play pinball wizard all day long whenever i got bored.
04:44.09TemplarianOr a zombie pinball machine would be fun.
04:44.58gkatsevbah, stupid sq;
04:45.03gkatsevsql even
04:51.47EguyI.hate.buffering.
04:52.35gkatsevill buffer your mom
04:52.45EguyOh snap
04:52.53EguySeriously though
04:52.56EguyFuck buffering
04:53.13EguyRuins the watching experience
05:11.42TemplarianHistory channels has 2 good shows... American pickers and this pawn shop
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06:00.14Eguyand Ice Road Truckers
06:12.48TemplarianThese non prego episodes of mythbusters are rare.
06:14.34EguyThey are repeats
06:17.32EguyThose vzw pre commercials are BAD
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06:29.09EguyUndercover Boss is a great show
06:33.53gkatsevstupid sql...
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06:37.36gkatsevTemplarian: want to do my sql homework? http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/kenb/cs3200/asst/3.html
06:38.43TemplarianWant to study for my accounting exam?
06:38.55gkatsevlol
06:39.13TemplarianThat SQL is so simple.
06:39.26gkatsevthe problem is i have no clue what im doing...
06:39.28TemplarianIs this a beginners class?
06:39.33gkatsevsomething like that
06:39.44gkatsevlist all postings in 2009 is easy
06:40.24gkatsevany hints for 2-4?
06:41.16Templarianhttp://www.sql-tutorial.net/SQL-LIKE.asp
06:41.48TemplarianLIKE '%George%'
06:42.13gkatsevah, ok, thats why it was giving me a warning
06:43.42TemplarianAre you using an sql viewer so you can instantly see results?
06:43.58gkatsevum... what?
06:44.12gkatsevi was using just mysql cmd
06:44.14TemplarianDid you paste these into a database to test it?
06:44.40TemplarianYea, when I use to do these I used access, but as long as that is quick and simple.
06:44.53TemplarianMySQL adminstrator is easy also.
06:45.19TemplarianThe second one requires a JOIN.
06:45.32TemplarianInner Join to be specific.
06:45.57gkatsevjoin between decision and alternative?
06:46.14Templarian:)
06:46.28gkatsevok, i was trying a union all
06:46.52TemplarianNah this assignment is teaching you the basics of SQL.
06:47.08gkatsevthis is what i had: http://gkatsev.pastebin.com/m1c204b6
06:48.34gkatsevyou can tell i havent done sql before, ever
06:49.45TemplarianYour number 2 is very verbose.
06:49.55gkatsevyeah...
06:50.01TemplarianIt only needs 1 select to work.
06:50.27Templarianhttp://www.w3schools.com/Sql/sql_join_inner.asp
06:50.42TemplarianThat example is perfectly what you are trying to do in number 2.
06:52.34Templarian(that's all i'm going to help you if you get confused switch to a GUI query writer.
06:52.59gkatsevso, basically, i do the select issue.subject where (select Decision.solution, alternative.solution from decision inner join alternative on solution.id)
06:53.02gkatsevor something like that?
06:53.35Templarianno it only has 1 select.
06:53.56gkatsevbut something along those lines/
06:53.57gkatsev?
06:54.21TemplarianKind of.
06:54.47TemplarianReally look over the w3schools tutorial.
06:56.06TemplarianYou have to join it by linking two columns.
06:56.09gkatsevand something along the same lines for 3 & 4 then, prolly
06:56.16TemplarianYea.
06:56.27TemplarianIt's teaching you INNER JOIN.
06:57.11TemplarianFollow the tutorial so you know the syntax and why it's written the way it is.
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07:03.02Templariangnite guys and gkatsev if you get confused you may just need to use a GUI query writer. Some people just can't follow complicated queries as they take a few kb of mental memory sometimes.
07:05.45gkatsevfound gmysql
07:06.36gkatsevnight
07:10.58Eguyheh. I missed that entire conversation
07:11.10gkatsevthats ok
07:11.23EguyNor did I understand it reading over
07:11.26gkatsevhates that class
07:11.36Eguyhires someone do to sql for him
07:11.40gkatsevlol
07:11.52Eguyis better off with hardware
07:12.20EguyVerizon needs to stop those pre commercials
07:12.38EguyIt hurts to watch them
07:13.21gkatsevlol, yes
07:13.44EguyUndercover boss is a really good show
07:16.37Eguyhttp://twitter.com/craigyferg
07:16.38Eguylol
07:17.36EguyOnly twitter user worth watching
07:17.47gkatsevlol, nice
07:17.58gkatsevhe has been followed
07:18.07EguyHe just made it today
07:18.53EguyIf you ever get the chance to see him live, do it. He is really freaking hilarious
07:18.54gkatsevlol, following only the mythbusters
07:19.37EguyHe is obsessed with mythbusters
07:20.12gkatsevyeah
07:20.16gkatsevi saw that episode
07:20.49EguyYeah but he talks about it all the time
07:20.55gkatsevlol
07:21.03EguyHe was just talking about it
07:21.22EguyI need to go see his show again
07:21.42EguyLast time I went, it was during the presidential campaign
07:23.31Eguylol he is blaming the coffee
07:37.00gkatsevgoing to sleep now
07:37.01gkatsevnight
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17:02.10gkatsev~sql--
17:02.18gkatsev~karma sql
17:02.18infobotsql has karma of -1
17:02.27Eguy~porn
17:02.28infobotPorn remains one of the largest problems with Open Source Software. Often causing development delays, flooded links and, in extreme cases, disabling programmers ability to type.
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17:15.39gkatsevaaahhh
17:15.44gkatsev~sql--
17:15.59gkatsev~karma sql
17:15.59infobotsql has karma of -2
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19:19.26ird~karma Eguy
19:19.27infoboteguy has neutral karma
19:19.31ird~karma ird
19:19.31infobotird has neutral karma
19:19.37ird~karma infobot
19:19.37infobotinfobot has karma of 5
19:19.41irdoic
19:19.42Eguy~smack ird
19:19.43infobotACTION smacks ird upside the head.
19:19.49ird~trout Eguy
19:19.50infobotACTION slaps Eguy around a bit with a large trout!
19:19.58ird~lart Eguy
19:19.58infobotreadies the nuke launcher and fires some rounds at Eguy
19:21.18Eguy~ignore ird
19:21.19infobotACTION sticks her fingers in her ears.  "La, la, la!  I can't hear you, ird!"
19:25.27irdso infobot is a her!
19:25.30irdfucks infobot
19:25.38EguyYou didn't know that?
19:25.45ird~gender infobot
19:25.46infobotI heard infobot is female.
19:25.48irdoic
19:25.56irdFor some reason I was under the assumption she was an it.
19:26.07EguyLook what you did
19:26.10Eguy~gender
19:26.11infobotI'm male
19:26.27EguyYou made her get a sex change
19:26.30EguyWay to go
19:26.34ird~gender infobot
19:26.36infobotI heard infobot is pregnant.
19:26.40irdo.O
19:26.44EguyNow look what you did!
19:26.46irdGreat now I'm going to be a daddy.
19:26.55EguyGood job!
19:26.56irdirdfobot
19:27.07irdinfobot: what shall we name it?
19:27.21ird~gender infobot
19:27.22infobotI heard infobot is female.
19:27.26ird~gender
19:27.27infobotI'm lesbian
19:27.29Eguy~run from ird
19:27.30infobotACTION runs from ird in Windows and gets an illegal page fault, then runs from ird in Linux and all the problems magically disappear.
19:27.30irdAlright
19:27.40irdTill you get a segfault.
19:27.51irdor broken deps
19:27.52ird:p
19:33.40irdthey're really milking xplane eh?
19:33.47EguyI have it
19:33.57EguyGreat for flight simming
19:33.58irdWhich one?
19:34.02irdThere are 4 now.
19:34.13EguyCarrier, the original, and airliner
19:34.22irdI want to know how the dog fighting one is.
19:34.30EguyIt's hard
19:34.32irdcarrier yeah
19:34.46irdHow do you control the weapons and all?
19:34.53EguyThere is a fire button
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22:49.08Eguyhttp://i.imgur.com/LFmCx.png
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