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| 14:55.35 | spangborn | !voteban youtah |
| 14:59.21 | spangborn | youtah: You play Untitled Goose Game yet? |
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| 15:29.12 | youtah | huh? |
| 16:50.48 | spangborn | Do it |
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| 17:56.26 | jlp_znc | ha, I just watched the video. looks hilarious. |
| 17:56.43 | jlp_znc | too bad it's only for pc, mac, and nintendo switch (!) |
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| 19:39.09 | spangborn | I played it all weekend, finally beat it yesterday |
| 19:39.14 | spangborn | it is hilarious |
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| 19:42.07 | spangborn | beats youtah |
| 19:42.27 | youtah | If none of your QA knows about or is using RobotFramework, they should look at it |
| 19:42.37 | youtah | So far, it has been really slick |
| 19:42.40 | spangborn | Why would we use that |
| 19:42.46 | spangborn | When automating APIs |
| 19:42.58 | youtah | It has API libraries |
| 19:43.14 | youtah | makes spangborn's life easier |
| 19:43.29 | spangborn | We use JUnit/JMeter |
| 19:43.37 | youtah | RIP |
| 19:43.52 | youtah | sends flowers to spangborn's funeral |
| 19:44.02 | youtah | naw, JUnit is great too |
| 19:44.24 | spangborn | and our performance tests run JMeter, spun up by uDeploy in docker contaienrs |
| 19:44.26 | spangborn | *containers |
| 19:46.16 | youtah | Mmmm contaienrs |
| 19:50.18 | spangborn | If your test framework isn't written in Lua, are you really living? |
| 19:50.32 | youtah | LOL |
| 19:50.42 | youtah | It's written in assembly |
| 19:50.48 | BigBen212 | Fortran |
| 19:50.55 | BigBen212 | on punch cards |
| 19:50.59 | jlp_znc | covfefe |
| 19:51.00 | youtah | punch cards |
| 19:51.12 | youtah | it's written in covfefe punch cards |
| 19:51.16 | spangborn | I remember trying to write a Lightroom plugin in Lua |
| 19:51.21 | jlp_znc | designs a new language called "covfefe" |
| 19:51.21 | spangborn | and wanting to blow my brains out because there's no debugging |
| 19:51.28 | youtah | lol |
| 19:51.37 | youtah | jlp_znc, this needs to happen |
| 19:51.50 | spangborn | Adobe runs Lua in their own interpreter, that doesn't even support all Lua features or modules |
| 19:51.57 | spangborn | Because Adobe is a bunch of dicks |
| 19:51.59 | youtah | and in order to declare a variable, you use the word 'orange' instead of something like 'car' |
| 19:52.01 | youtah | 'var'* |
| 19:52.03 | jlp_znc | yeah, the syntax is irrational. it looks a lot like ruby, as a matter of fact. |
| 19:52.26 | jlp_znc | and huuuge instead of long |
| 19:52.37 | youtah | orange username = 'Trump'; |
| 19:52.45 | jlp_znc | huuuge int i; |
| 19:52.59 | youtah | huuuuuuuge x = 1000000000000000000000; |
| 19:53.02 | jlp_znc | huuuge is like long long |
| 19:53.02 | spangborn | No such thing as a null pointer |
| 19:53.08 | spangborn | It just sets itself to something random |
| 19:53.13 | jlp_znc | :) |
| 19:53.15 | youtah | LOL |
| 19:53.19 | youtah | Points to Random Memory |
| 19:53.24 | youtah | BRILLIANT |
| 19:53.28 | spangborn | and then calls a random function |
| 19:53.32 | spangborn | just to distract you |
| 19:53.44 | youtah | GOTO's need to be a core featur e |
| 19:53.46 | youtah | feature |
| 19:53.54 | jlp_znc | right, no subroutines... just gotos |
| 19:54.27 | jlp_znc | and gotos just pick a random label to jump to |
| 19:54.32 | youtah | I was going to say, if you return something from a function... the interpreter will randomly decide whether it actually wants to return it or not. |
| 19:54.51 | jlp_znc | it might want to return something completely different |
| 19:54.57 | youtah | exactly |
| 19:56.00 | youtah | and for socket connections, the library should be called Toad from the Mario brothers game |
| 19:56.03 | youtah | for reasons |
| 19:56.08 | jlp_znc | https://twitter.com/pigworker/status/883104772919898112 |
| 19:56.30 | spangborn | segfault and then blame the user |
| 19:58.07 | youtah | `import only the best <name>` is the syntax for importing modules/libraries |
| 19:58.55 | youtah | No such thing has an Index Out of Bounds exception either. The "Wall" will stop it. |
| 19:59.03 | BigBen212 | and then say "I didn't make the call" "I made the call and it was good" "You are lying for claiming I made that call" in any random order ? |
| 19:59.21 | jlp_znc | https://www.languagejones.com/blog-1/2017/6/1/i-ran-all-trumps-tweets-through-a-neural-net-to-try-and-figure-out-the-meaning-of-covfefe-here-is-what-i-learned |
| 19:59.48 | youtah | that he had a buffer overflow while talking? |
| 20:00.37 | jlp_znc | the ultimate analysis was that covfefe doesn't fit anywhere in the trump lexicon. it is an outlier. |
| 20:02.14 | youtah | king - man + woman = larry |
| 20:02.25 | youtah | lol |
| 20:02.40 | jlp_znc | there are some gems in there |
| 20:03.52 | spangborn | a buffer overflow would imply there was a buffer to begin with |
| 20:04.11 | spangborn | His thoughts are directly piped to mouth |
| 20:04.12 | youtah | buffer in the loose sense? |
| 20:04.46 | youtah | imagines a slip'n'slide |
| 20:29.22 | jlp_znc | I like to think of it as one of those whistles where you can pull the slide in and out to vary the tone. |
| 20:32.16 | jfindlay | ~trump youtah |
| 20:32.16 | infobot | ACTION deports youtah |
| 20:32.27 | jlp_znc | ~trump trump |
| 20:32.27 | infobot | ACTION builds a wall at trump's expense |
| 20:32.42 | jlp_znc | causality explosion... the universe evaporates |
| 20:36.29 | jlp_znc | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM |
| 21:01.08 | youtah | BTW |
| 21:01.18 | youtah | We have a Utah Amateur Radio slack channel |
| 21:01.21 | youtah | https://join.slack.com/t/utahamateurradio/shared_invite/enQtNDg5NTA4OTcyNDE5LWRlODc3OThmNTM4ZDYzZWIyM2YxNjM4MDc1MGVjZTg5MGZlNmQ2MWI1YWYwYTNjNDY0OThjNzVhMjZiOGY5NDc |
| 21:01.33 | youtah | For those interested |
| 21:37.23 | JPaul | neat, joined |
| 21:44.04 | youtah | Sweet |
| 21:48.17 | jfindlay | that's another 1GiB turd living in your computer's RAM |
| 22:04.13 | JPaul | just run 1TB of RAM, it's not the 90's anymore |
| 22:14.58 | romanovic | youtah: I'm interested (in amateur radio generally). I think I'm a member of that channel from one of your previous invites. Getting licensed is on my todo list right after the other 32887 things I have going on right now |
| 22:15.25 | romanovic | I predict by 2024. Maybe 2029. I'll finally be ready for some amateur radio action. |
| 22:21.11 | jfindlay | by then youtah will have graduated to professional radio |
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| 22:42.34 | youtah | lol jfindlay |
| 23:32.14 | jfindlay | talking radio, brought to you by youtah |