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| 12:16.37 | spangborn | ~lart youtah |
| 12:16.37 | infobot | pries youtah's back open with a screwdriver and flashes a new bootldr to youtah |
| 12:16.53 | spangborn | Probably for the best |
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| 14:43.12 | jima | but will he still like capri sun and gas station nachos? |
| 14:51.51 | spangborn | I hope not |
| 14:52.42 | jima | but that's part of who he is! literally. i don't think the human body entirely digests gas station nachos. |
| 14:53.41 | spangborn | Yes, but those are the worst parts |
| 14:53.49 | spangborn | That and the Utah county thing |
| 14:54.27 | jima | i'm not convinced people actually live there |
| 14:57.53 | spangborn | They're definitely suffering there |
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| 16:56.55 | jlp_znc | wait, so gas station nachos are like gum? |
| 17:03.25 | frostyfrog | ew, gum! |
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| 17:07.35 | tylerdmace | moin |
| 17:08.28 | spangborn | good grief https://www.sltrib.com/news/education/2019/06/05/university-utah-gave/ |
| 17:08.38 | spangborn | You'd think these people would know what "optics" are |
| 17:10.25 | tylerdmace | "just don't tell anyone we gave you this award" |
| 18:07.36 | youtah | ~squash jfindlay |
| 18:07.36 | infobot | ACTION supplies jfindlay with squash of all sorts of shapes, sizes and varieties |
| 18:10.50 | youtah | ~squash jfindlay |
| 18:10.51 | infobot | ACTION supplies jfindlay with squash of all sorts of shapes, sizes and varieties |
| 18:10.56 | youtah | ~squash spangborn |
| 18:10.56 | infobot | ACTION supplies spangborn with squash of all sorts of shapes, sizes and varieties |
| 18:11.05 | youtah | ~squash jlp_znc |
| 18:11.05 | infobot | ACTION supplies jlp_znc with squash of all sorts of shapes, sizes and varieties |
| 18:11.20 | spangborn | ~fart youtah |
| 18:11.20 | infobot | ACTION farts in youtah's general direction |
| 18:11.23 | youtah | literal cmd: squash (.*?) |
| 18:11.29 | youtah | ~literal cmd: squash (.*?) |
| 18:11.29 | infobot | "cmd: squash (.*?)" is "($1): <action> (supplies $1 with squash of all sorts of shapes, sizes and varieties|runs the squash command on $1's head until they git it)" |
| 18:11.43 | youtah | ~squash spangborn |
| 18:11.43 | infobot | ACTION runs the squash command on spangborn's head until they git it |
| 18:11.57 | spangborn | ~pull youtah |
| 18:12.00 | youtah | lol |
| 18:12.01 | spangborn | ~git youtah |
| 18:12.01 | infobot | ACTION declares youtah a total smeghead |
| 18:12.05 | spangborn | wow harsh |
| 18:12.11 | spangborn | infobot: why you gotta be so rude |
| 18:12.11 | infobot | why not? |
| 18:12.42 | youtah | another git command should be something like |
| 18:12.54 | youtah | infobot reset's spanborn's head --hard |
| 18:13.12 | youtah | infobot git's spanborn's head --hard |
| 18:13.16 | youtah | wait |
| 18:13.17 | youtah | no |
| 18:13.26 | youtah | that can be interpreted really badly |
| 18:13.29 | youtah | ABORT ABORT |
| 18:13.47 | youtah | OMG |
| 18:14.10 | youtah | I didn't even realize what that could alternatively mean until I read it outloud |
| 18:14.11 | youtah | I am dying |
| 18:14.26 | th3ph3d | ~trump youtah |
| 18:14.26 | infobot | ACTION bankrupts youtah |
| 18:16.43 | youtah | here's a pallet cleanser https://imgur.com/gallery/Qk7oqpX |
| 18:19.48 | spangborn | ~cat youtah |
| 18:19.48 | infobot | ACTION shoves a feral cat down youtah's pants |
| 18:19.52 | spangborn | lol |
| 18:20.00 | spangborn | tienes un gato en tus pantalones |
| 18:23.28 | youtah | lol |
| 18:23.49 | spangborn | ~dog youtah |
| 18:23.49 | infobot | ACTION stares at youtah until youtah whimpers and pees all over himself. |
| 18:23.56 | spangborn | lol |
| 18:25.05 | youtah | you just set that |
| 18:25.09 | youtah | there is no way that existed |
| 18:25.38 | youtah | ~literal cmd: dog (.*?) |
| 18:25.39 | infobot | "cmd: dog (.*?)" is "($sjansen): <action> stares at $sjansen until $sjansen whimpers and pees all over himself." |
| 18:25.44 | youtah | lol |
| 18:25.45 | youtah | guess not |
| 18:27.28 | spangborn | lol nope |
| 18:27.36 | spangborn | poor sjansen |
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| 18:32.45 | jfindlay | ~info trump |
| 18:32.57 | jfindlay | there's a command to show you who edited something |
| 18:34.45 | spangborn | ~info dog |
| 18:34.58 | spangborn | ~info cmd:dog |
| 18:35.12 | spangborn | hm, newp |
| 18:51.11 | tylerdmace | ~info info |
| 19:10.50 | jfindlay | ~xkcd info |
| 19:10.50 | infobot | ACTION draws a comic featuring a stick figure-info and some serious wit |
| 19:11.05 | romanovic | wow. Stripe has made use of AGPL software against their terms of service https://squareup.com/us/en/legal/general/pos |
| 19:11.09 | jfindlay | 's chatbot will definitely have an xkcd lookup feature |
| 19:11.18 | jlp_znc | ~factinfo dog |
| 19:11.18 | infobot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 19:11.18 | infobot | dog -- last modified at Tue Sep 6 13:32:07 2011 by ndim!hun@moooo.n-dimensional.de; it has been requested 28 times, last by Oksana at Tue Sep 16 23:28:27 2014. |
| 19:11.37 | jfindlay | ~factinfo trump |
| 19:11.37 | infobot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 19:11.37 | infobot | trump -- created by fungus <fungus@delta.myfungus.net> at Tue Aug 9 22:29:09 2016 (1030 days); last modified at Tue May 21 23:22:40 2019 by youtah!~youtah@67.139.187.132; it has been requested 20 times, last by jfindlay at Tue May 21 17:44:23 2019. |
| 19:11.44 | jlp_znc | I don't have enough "flags" for that, but it does it anyway |
| 19:11.55 | romanovic | "B. Content Restrictions. In addition to the restrictions set forth in these Additional Product Terms, the General Terms and Payment Terms, you will not: ...use, under any circumstance, any open source software subject to the GNU Affero General Public License v.3, or greater;..." |
| 19:11.56 | jfindlay | perl is full of paradox |
| 19:12.17 | jfindlay | doesn't get the gplv3 hate |
| 19:12.23 | jfindlay | it's a better license than v2 |
| 19:12.56 | jfindlay | see groklaw.net for evidence |
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| 19:43.01 | spangborn | ~gpl youtah |
| 19:48.56 | youtah | ~factinfo youtah |
| 19:48.56 | infobot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 19:48.56 | infobot | youtah -- created by TodPunk <~quassel@68.169.47.218> at Mon Mar 14 16:02:57 2016 (1179 days); last modified at Mon Mar 14 17:51:53 2016 by youtah!~Jeff@63.228.192.221; it has been requested 75 times, last by youtah, 6d 21h 44m 20s ago. |
| 19:50.53 | eightyeight | heh |
| 19:51.01 | eightyeight | ~gop youtah |
| 19:55.51 | youtah | _phew_ |
| 19:56.28 | jlp_znc | I am not sure how to do factinfo for commands that take an argument, though. I'm sure it's possible. |
| 19:57.07 | jlp_znc | ~factinfo cmd: youtah (.*?) |
| 19:57.07 | infobot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 19:57.07 | infobot | cmd: youtah (.*?) -- created by jlp_znc <jlp@2600:3c01::f03c:91ff:febb:7610> at Wed Jul 26 23:47:52 2017 (679 days); it has been requested 63 times, last by shalkie, 1d 3h 36m 26s ago. |
| 19:57.12 | jlp_znc | hey |
| 19:57.16 | jlp_znc | I guess that works |
| 19:57.26 | jlp_znc | ~factinfo cmd: dog (.*?) |
| 19:57.26 | infobot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 19:57.26 | infobot | cmd: dog (.*?) -- last modified at Tue May 9 21:06:47 2006 by goozbach!n=goozbach@207.108.175.219; it has been requested 25 times, last by spangborn, 1h 33m 37s ago. |
| 19:58.00 | jlp_znc | I think those counts are since the last time infobot started |
| 20:13.10 | youtah | hah |
| 20:13.11 | youtah | heh |
| 20:13.13 | youtah | lol |
| 20:13.15 | youtah | :) |
| 20:13.17 | youtah | ? |
| 20:13.21 | youtah | ~?stats |
| 20:13.26 | infobot | total count of ? on #utah: 700. Top 3: goozbach -- 146 (20.9%), eightyeight -- 112 (16.0%), youtah -- 77 (11.0%) |
| 20:19.01 | jlp_znc | https://www.engadget.com/2019/06/04/apple-pro-display-xdr-stand/?guccounter=1 |
| 20:21.36 | jfindlay | ~factinfo trump (.*?) |
| 20:21.36 | infobot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 20:21.36 | infobot | jfindlay: there's no such factoid as trump (.*?) |
| 20:30.17 | jlp_znc | ~factinfo cmd: trump (.*?) |
| 20:30.17 | infobot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 20:30.17 | infobot | cmd: trump (.*?) -- created by fungus <fungus@delta.myfungus.net> at Tue Aug 9 22:29:30 2016 (1030 days); last modified at Tue Aug 23 15:39:26 2016 by jlp_znc!jlp@2600:3c01::f03c:91ff:fedf:3238; it has been requested 83 times, last by th3ph3d, 2h 15m 51s ago. |
| 20:37.02 | jfindlay | last modified by jlp_znc with his condescending IP6 addr |
| 20:37.37 | jfindlay | ~lolstats |
| 20:37.37 | infobot | total count of lol on #utah: 3033. Top 3: youtah -- 1437 (47.4%), keldwud -- 152 (5.0%), spangborn -- 147 (4.8%) |
| 20:37.55 | jfindlay | youtah does half the laughing in here |
| 20:37.55 | joshh | condescending? |
| 20:47.19 | jlp_znc | he's just a very happy guy |
| 21:07.35 | jlp_znc | https://youtu.be/LEZtII8rt_Y |
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