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| 15:56.05 | goozbach | mornin |
| 15:57.00 | spangborn | howdy |
| 15:57.04 | spangborn | ~youtah-- |
| 15:57.08 | spangborn | ~karma youtah |
| 15:57.08 | infobot | youtah has karma of 1 |
| 15:57.12 | spangborn | Perfect |
| 15:57.16 | spangborn | ~karma spangborn |
| 15:57.16 | infobot | spangborn has neutral karma |
| 15:57.29 | spangborn | We'll get you there, youtah |
| 15:57.30 | spangborn | Don't worry |
| 15:58.26 | goozbach | ~youtah-- |
| 15:58.36 | goozbach | ~karma youtah |
| 15:58.36 | infobot | youtah has neutral karma |
| 15:58.40 | goozbach | and he's there |
| 15:58.43 | goozbach | ~karma goozbach |
| 15:58.43 | infobot | goozbach has karma of 15 |
| 15:58.47 | goozbach | noice! |
| 15:59.03 | goozbach | BRB rebooting |
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| 16:47.20 | beelzebob | ~karma thanos |
| 16:47.20 | infobot | thanos has neutral karma |
| 16:47.42 | beelzebob | ~thanos++ |
| 16:49.34 | goozbach | you've ruined thano's perfect balance |
| 16:54.09 | RyanE | heh |
| 17:01.59 | jfindlay | ~napoleon goozbach |
| 17:01.59 | infobot | ACTION eats all of goozbach's steak |
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| 18:12.14 | jlp_znc | ~youtah jfindlay |
| 18:12.14 | infobot | ACTION takes jfindlay's picture |
| 18:13.46 | spangborn | ~youtah youtah |
| 18:13.46 | infobot | ACTION makes bacon for youtah |
| 18:14.04 | spangborn | I heard youtah is a vegetarian now |
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| 18:30.53 | jfindlay | ~trump jlp_znc |
| 18:30.53 | infobot | ACTION orange frosts jlp_znc's hair |
| 18:37.13 | spangborn | ~fart youtah |
| 18:37.13 | infobot | ACTION farts in youtah's general direction |
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| 19:43.17 | shalkie | I heard youtah is trying to become Parisian. |
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| 21:07.34 | BigBen212 | shalkie: only for the cheese |
| 22:03.27 | shalkie | BigBen212: But what about the wine? Won't someone please think of the wine? |
| 22:08.27 | BigBen212 | sounded like he didn't even bring wine back for himself. |
| 22:08.40 | youtah | nope |
| 22:08.47 | BigBen212 | but he was trying to find all the cheese here that he learned to like there. |
| 22:08.56 | spangborn | he didn't bring any for me either |
| 22:08.57 | spangborn | what a jerk |
| 22:09.10 | shalkie | He didn't bring back Cheese for any of us either. |
| 22:09.56 | BigBen212 | some things are better in their natural environment anyway |
| 22:10.01 | youtah | "You have to try this amazing Wine! It's an exotic international import, only the BEST! It's from a little place called Boise Idaho!" - Waiter in Paris Restaurant |
| 22:10.31 | BigBen212 | part of the good cheese in Europe is that you get to eat it while looking at the place |
| 22:10.54 | BigBen212 | youtah: not really, right ? |
| 22:11.05 | youtah | Literally |
| 22:11.07 | BigBen212 | they offered you Idaho wine there ? |
| 22:11.09 | BigBen212 | haha! |
| 22:11.12 | youtah | Yes |
| 22:11.17 | youtah | tried to upsell it |
| 22:11.35 | BigBen212 | at least it wasn't from Paris, Idaho |
| 22:11.39 | youtah | "You've had California, but have you had Idaho?" |
| 22:11.42 | BigBen212 | not sure they make wine there anyway, it's so small |
| 22:11.42 | youtah | kind of attitude |
| 22:12.15 | youtah | We also laughed. While I was in Amsterdam, we went into this Chocolatier that was supposed to be the greatest and most knowledgeable of the land. We walked in and guess which chocolates they had on their "Top 5 chocolates in the world" display? |
| 22:12.30 | youtah | Ritual and Amano were 2 of the 5 |
| 22:12.33 | youtah | Both from Utah |
| 22:12.51 | youtah | So we had a good talk with them. |
| 22:13.05 | youtah | Apparently, Utah is becoming extremely well known world wide for it's chocolates |
| 22:13.14 | BigBen212 | wow, that's surprising |
| 22:13.21 | youtah | beating out many of the Belgium chocolates in all of the competitions. |
| 22:13.29 | BigBen212 | but I guess that's what you get for putting some effort into it |
| 22:13.35 | BigBen212 | rather than the crap that Hershey calls chocolate |
| 22:13.51 | youtah | The Belgium chocolates I tasted were honestly, as bad as hersheys |
| 22:14.17 | youtah | BigBen212, go to Harmons, or Caputos, and ask for the Amano Madagascar chocolate bar |
| 22:14.26 | youtah | it will run you about $6.50~$7 a bar |
| 22:14.32 | youtah | it's 70% dark IIRC |
| 22:14.41 | youtah | It will knock your socks off |
| 22:15.07 | BigBen212 | I'd rather pay 7 for a bar of chocolate that's good than 10*70 cents for Hersheys |
| 22:16.20 | youtah | YES |
| 22:16.22 | youtah | Amen |
| 22:16.29 | youtah | btw, does this show all zeros for anyone else? |
| 22:16.30 | youtah | https://www.ksl.com/?nid=88 |
| 22:16.39 | spangborn | yes |
| 22:16.54 | BigBen212 | yes |
| 22:17.09 | BigBen212 | first time I look at KSL for the weather |
| 22:17.17 | youtah | I was wondering if they were pulling the data from some JSON file on some CDN (didn't look, too lazy) and maybe my adblock was blocking that domain. |
| 22:17.24 | BigBen212 | hehe, does it normally show the temperature there ? |
| 22:21.57 | spangborn | I have ublock origin installed |
| 22:23.46 | youtah | I have git pull origin yourface installed |
| 22:24.06 | spangborn | I don't see anything weather related getting blocked |
| 22:35.26 | youtah | omg |
| 22:35.27 | youtah | you guys |
| 22:35.35 | youtah | I know this is kind of hard to understand |
| 22:35.42 | youtah | but apparently there are people in this world |
| 22:35.49 | youtah | that would rather eat Kale than Bacon |
| 22:35.55 | BigBen212 | haha |
| 22:36.06 | BigBen212 | *raises hand* |
| 22:36.20 | BigBen212 | but not the kale you think of |
| 22:36.32 | youtah | Bacon kale? |
| 22:36.46 | BigBen212 | https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/26/world/europe/germany-kale-festival.html |
| 22:37.20 | BigBen212 | Wardenburg is the municipality where I'm from, and New York Times decided to write an article about the "kale culture" in the area |
| 22:37.41 | youtah | Huh |
| 22:37.44 | youtah | looks intersting |
| 22:37.48 | youtah | do they Oink? |
| 22:38.21 | youtah | "curly kale stewed in pork fat or goose fat, and served up with bacon, sausages and steamed pearl potatoes. âIt tastes so much better than it looks.â" |
| 22:38.23 | BigBen212 | the kale doesn't oink, but the ingredients that go into it |
| 22:38.52 | BigBen212 | the ingredients get properly killed before they are cooked though |
| 22:39.00 | BigBen212 | so the level of oink is kept at a minimum |
| 22:39.30 | youtah | as long as it was once capable of oinking |
| 22:39.58 | BigBen212 | absolutely |
| 22:40.12 | BigBen212 | you'll find that pork in general is a lot more popular in Germany than it is here. |
| 22:40.56 | youtah | *squeals with delight* |
| 22:40.59 | youtah | har har har har |
| 22:41.01 | youtah | lol |
| 22:41.03 | youtah | hah |
| 22:41.04 | youtah | heh |
| 22:41.05 | youtah | :) |
| 22:41.07 | youtah | ? |
| 22:41.10 | youtah | ~?stats |
| 22:41.14 | infobot | total count of ? on #utah: 697. Top 3: goozbach -- 146 (20.9%), eightyeight -- 111 (15.9%), youtah -- 75 (10.8%) |
| 22:41.27 | eightyeight | lol |
| 22:41.28 | youtah | ~lolstats |
| 22:41.28 | infobot | total count of lol on #utah: 3002. Top 3: youtah -- 1414 (47.1%), keldwud -- 150 (5.0%), spangborn -- 141 (4.7%) |
| 22:41.30 | eightyeight | hah |
| 22:41.32 | eightyeight | heh |
| 22:41.33 | spangborn | lol |
| 22:41.34 | eightyeight | :) |
| 22:41.36 | eightyeight | ? |
| 22:41.37 | spangborn | ~brave-- |
| 22:41.49 | youtah | Oh man |
| 22:41.56 | eightyeight | ~lart spangborn for fun and profit |
| 22:41.56 | infobot | whips out a sword and chops spangborn in half for fun and profit |
| 22:41.58 | youtah | spangborn is catching up to keldwud |
| 22:42.13 | youtah | Wow. Go easy there infobot |
| 22:42.20 | spangborn | profit |
| 22:42.26 | spangborn | Hmmm, which half is more valuable |
| 22:42.27 | youtah | For prophet? |
| 22:42.32 | eightyeight | ~lart youtah for science |
| 22:42.32 | infobot | puts on some milking gloves. "All right, now, youtah, this won't hurt a bit...." for science |
| 22:42.48 | eightyeight | doesn't want to know the results |
| 22:43.08 | youtah | lol |
| 22:43.18 | youtah | wow |
| 22:43.59 | spangborn | He has nipples |
| 22:44.01 | spangborn | Can confirm |
| 22:44.20 | youtah | I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me? |
| 22:44.24 | eightyeight | ~milk youtah |
| 22:44.24 | infobot | ACTION gives youtah a cup of honey sugar lemon milk |
| 22:46.24 | eightyeight | ~brave-- |
| 22:48.14 | youtah | spangborn, take my poll |
| 22:48.16 | youtah | no battle |
| 22:48.19 | youtah | https://www.facebook.com/youtah/posts/10219531399219824 |
| 22:48.29 | youtah | ~nobattle spangborn |
| 22:49.15 | spangborn | Where's the "noncompostable environment killing plastic" option |
| 22:49.39 | youtah | at amazon.com |
| 22:49.43 | eightyeight | i don't see recycled plants |
| 22:49.47 | youtah | lol |
| 22:56.09 | youtah | https://www.independent.co.uk/news/arabic-numerals-survey-prejudice-bias-survey-research-civic-science-a8918256.html |
| 22:56.48 | youtah | Seventy-two per cent of Republicans oppose Arabic Numbers being taught in the US |
| 22:56.57 | youtah | Numerals |
| 23:09.23 | th3ph3d | How do we train Infobot with new phrases for existing commands? |
| 23:12.49 | youtah | human sacrifices |
| 23:13.00 | youtah | jfindlay is THE master |
| 23:15.37 | jfindlay | my memory is that the Arabs call them Spanish numerals |
| 23:15.50 | jfindlay | what have I mastered? |
| 23:18.43 | youtah | What if we called them Freedom Numerals? |
| 23:20.09 | th3ph3d | I want to add "Serves a hamburder feast" to the trump command. |
| 23:21.13 | youtah | ~literal trump |
| 23:21.13 | infobot | "trump" is "<reply>(Deporter in Chief|UUuuuGE!!1|Big and beautiful: the best evar|Collusion-free)" |
| 23:22.14 | youtah | ~infobot trump is <reply>(Deporter in Chief|UUuuuGE!!1|Big and beautiful: the best evar|Collusion-free|Serves a hamburder feast) |
| 23:22.14 | infobot | ACTION deports is <reply>(Deporter in Chief|UUuuuGE!!1|Big and beautiful: the best evar|Collusion-free|Serves a hamburder feast) |
| 23:22.19 | youtah | crap |
| 23:22.27 | youtah | infobot trump is <reply>(Deporter in Chief|UUuuuGE!!1|Big and beautiful: the best evar|Collusion-free|Serves a hamburder feast) |
| 23:22.27 | infobot | ACTION builds a wall at is <reply>(Deporter in Chief|UUuuuGE!!1|Big and beautiful: the best evar|Collusion-free|Serves a hamburder feast)'s expense |
| 23:22.40 | youtah | infobot no trump is <reply>(Deporter in Chief|UUuuuGE!!1|Big and beautiful: the best evar|Collusion-free|Serves a hamburder feast) |
| 23:22.40 | infobot | youtah: okay |
| 23:22.47 | youtah | ~trump |
| 23:22.47 | infobot | Deporter in Chief |
| 23:22.56 | youtah | ~literal trump |
| 23:22.56 | infobot | "trump" is "<reply>(Deporter in Chief|UUuuuGE!!1|Big and beautiful: the best evar|Collusion-free|Serves a hamburder feast)" |
| 23:23.00 | spangborn | ~trump youtah |
| 23:23.00 | infobot | ACTION tells youtah what they want to hear |
| 23:23.10 | youtah | lol |
| 23:23.16 | spangborn | it's it "yuge" |
| 23:23.28 | spangborn | *isn't it |
| 23:23.35 | youtah | I dunnoi |
| 23:23.41 | youtah | I didn't put that one in there |
| 23:23.49 | spangborn | That's what she said |
| 23:23.54 | youtah | LOL |
| 23:24.11 | spangborn | That was bad |
| 23:24.17 | youtah | Not what she said |
| 23:44.23 | jfindlay | ~trump |
| 23:44.24 | infobot | Serves a hamburder feast |
| 23:44.38 | jfindlay | with American Cheese! |
| 23:44.43 | jfindlay | just for youtah |