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| 13:21.18 | programmerq | keldwud⸠I used to use zabbix when I was at HP (5 years ago) |
| 13:21.27 | programmerq | it was a big step up from our nagios+cacti setup. |
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| 14:55.35 | programmerq | aeryndunham⸠hey, I'm at carnival today. I'm at the XIS. |
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| 14:57.06 | aeryndunham | programmerq: You're at the XIC? Like, in the Miami Herald building?? |
| 14:57.12 | aeryndunham | programmerq: I'm here too! |
| 14:57.29 | programmerq | aeryndunham⸠yes, the XIC |
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| 14:57.48 | aeryndunham | programmerq: Oh awesome! If you have a minute I'd love to come say hi! |
| 15:01.04 | aeryndunham | programmerq: Are you the VIP getting this demo right now? Haha |
| 15:02.37 | programmerq | yeah, I don't have a set agenda today. Mostly just trying to meet as many folks on the project as I can. |
| 15:03.49 | aeryndunham | Very cool! Most people are cool. There's only one grade A douchebag I can think of. |
| 15:15.49 | programmerq | aeryndunham⸠no, I'm definitely not the VIP getting the tour. I was told that I might get a quick tour of that area once they're done. |
| 15:16.07 | aeryndunham | programmerq: Well if nobody gives you a demo I definitely can |
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| 15:48.31 | klys | hope y'all found each other |
| 15:49.56 | aeryndunham | There's one person I don't recognize sitting next to a suitcase out in the main room so that is my guess as to who programmerq is :p |
| 15:50.14 | programmerq | that's me. |
| 15:50.43 | Migs | wtf I'm just sitting in my chair, not moving, and for no reason I pull a muscle in my back. |
| 15:50.54 | aeryndunham | ouch! |
| 16:03.03 | keldwud | programmerq: yeah I figured I"m just going to have to deep dive into it using just the manuals and my environment. I found a book from 2017 that *might* be helpful. |
| 16:05.26 | aeryndunham | Deep dove so hard he dove right outta IRC :p |
| 16:06.44 | klys | =) |
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| 16:19.03 | programmerq | aeryndunham⸠where do you sit? |
| 16:19.34 | aeryndunham | It's hard to find; next to the demo space |
| 16:19.58 | aeryndunham | Lovely windowless room full of a bunch of bros and then me :p |
| 16:20.46 | aeryndunham | The office is a maze and then every time you're away for a few weeks the walls have moved |
| 16:27.20 | aeryndunham | programmerq: But from where you are? Like, if you look towards the left you'll see the table full of stationery and there's a hallway to its left; I'm around the corner from there |
| 16:29.20 | aeryndunham | also though I'm just editing documentation so anytime I can give you the grand tour + medallion demo |
| 16:53.18 | Migs | wtf, my dog figured out how to get out of our gates. She lifts the latch and gets right out. |
| 16:54.02 | frostyfrog | You expect them to be inferrior to humans? Have you never read or seen Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? |
| 16:54.25 | frostyfrog | ;p |
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| 17:26.44 | spangborn | Migs: lol |
| 17:26.48 | spangborn | smart dog |
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| 17:37.43 | aeryndunham | is the most awkward |
| 17:38.15 | aeryndunham | Just ran into programmerq and he's like "oh you must be aeryn" and then I go "yeah that's not my name though" but then I just left it there and didn't introduce myself properly :p |
| 17:39.00 | joshh | lol where at |
| 17:39.08 | aeryndunham | He's at my office in Miami today of all things |
| 17:39.36 | joshh | does he look cool or like a computer nerd? |
| 17:39.56 | aeryndunham | hey computer nerds are cool |
| 17:40.26 | joshh | oh i know |
| 17:40.34 | joshh | but sometimes they don't look like it |
| 17:42.04 | joshh | at least to an untrained eye |
| 17:44.41 | Migs | it's so weird when people IRL refer to my IRC name |
| 17:44.52 | Migs | only happened a couple times, but I was like "wtf? Who's Migs?" |
| 17:44.59 | joshh | i don't have to worry about that problem |
| 17:45.08 | aeryndunham | Yeah I don't think anyone has ever referred to me as aeryn IRL before |
| 17:45.12 | aeryndunham | It was odd |
| 17:45.13 | joshh | you always make me think of the russian air force though |
| 17:45.14 | Migs | I don't even like this name, but I've had it so long I can't change it now |
| 17:45.25 | Migs | it's odd and kind of annoyingly...intrusive? |
| 17:45.45 | Migs | like you think you're privy to some special information about me, even though obviously that's not really the case |
| 17:45.59 | aeryndunham | ANYWAY programmerq I will show you what I work on later and be less weird I promise :p |
| 17:56.48 | frostyfrog | When I go get food and they ask "who should I call when the food is ready?", I just say, "Frosty". |
| 17:57.34 | frostyfrog | It's unique, it's different, it's what I use online, and I won't get confused when a similar name is yelled out. |
| 17:57.40 | joshh | what if you were getting a frosty at wendys though |
| 17:57.42 | frostyfrog | Oh, and I respond to it |
| 17:58.04 | frostyfrog | I only get wendy's through the drive through >_> |
| 17:58.08 | joshh | "frosty, your frosty is ready. frosty?" |
| 17:58.11 | aeryndunham | hahaha |
| 17:58.21 | frostyfrog | LUL |
| 17:58.33 | frostyfrog | I would respond to each of those |
| 18:01.01 | Migs | my whole family got food poisoning once from Wendy's frosties. |
| 18:01.05 | Migs | doesn't stop me from still getting them, though |
| 18:01.28 | joshh | i haven't been to a wendys in years |
| 18:01.40 | Migs | you're missing out. I had Wendy's just last night. |
| 18:01.54 | joshh | there's basically almost zero fast food in SF, and what there is is never the best option |
| 18:01.59 | joshh | so i only get it when traveling |
| 18:02.02 | joshh | and usually something like chick fil a |
| 18:02.09 | joshh | or in n out |
| 18:05.57 | Migs | I'm a recent In N Out convert. Love that place, too. |
| 18:06.41 | joshh | never frozen meat/potatoes and super cheap, ya |
| 18:06.56 | joshh | and happy workers that never screw anything up |
| 18:07.03 | joshh | its one of those unicorn businesses |
| 18:07.29 | joshh | not in the tech unicorn context, just basically perfect on all points |
| 18:10.44 | frostyfrog | unicorns only have one point |
| 18:10.54 | frostyfrog | That's why it's called a unicorn |
| 18:10.56 | frostyfrog | runs |
| 18:11.13 | joshh | why aren't they called unihorns? |
| 18:11.22 | Migs | unicorn would mean they only have one ear of corn |
| 18:11.40 | Migs | or would it be one kernel of corn? |
| 18:11.43 | frostyfrog | Fair point |
| 18:11.45 | Migs | how do you measure corn? |
| 18:12.01 | Migs | maybe unicorns were originally corn farmers |
| 18:12.02 | frostyfrog | maybe it got messed up in translation? |
| 18:12.10 | Migs | translation from what? |
| 18:12.23 | frostyfrog | latin? |
| 18:12.28 | frostyfrog | I dunno |
| 18:12.52 | frostyfrog | I'd have to do more research into the origin of the word and the myth of unicorns |
| 18:12.57 | Migs | why aren't narwhals called uniwhales? |
| 18:13.23 | Migs | frostyfrog: Better get crackin |
| 18:13.25 | frostyfrog | Aren't narwhals relatively new? |
| 18:13.25 | aeryndunham | unicorn: early 13c., from Old French unicorne, from Late Latin unicornus (Vulgate), from noun use of Latin unicornis (adj.) "having one horn," from uni- "one" (from PIE root *oi-no- "one, unique") + cornus "horn," from PIE root *ker- (1) "horn; head." |
| 18:13.31 | Migs | I expect a full report on my desk tomorrow |
| 18:13.52 | Migs | How did the Latinos get "unicornis?" |
| 18:13.57 | frostyfrog | aeryndunham: That looks like what I was expecting |
| 18:14.04 | frostyfrog | latinos xD |
| 18:14.25 | aeryndunham | narwhal: 1650s, from Danish and Norwegian narhval, probably a metathesis of Old Norse nahvalr, literally "corpse-whale," from na "corpse" + hvalr "whale" (see whale). So called from resemblance of its whitish color to that of dead bodies. |
| 18:14.34 | aeryndunham | is here for your etymology needs |
| 18:14.51 | BigBen212 | wow, corpse whale ... they sound so much less appealing all of a sudden |
| 18:15.04 | frostyfrog | Oh, so they are more like zombie whales. xP |
| 18:15.30 | frostyfrog | Thank you aeryndunham |
| 18:15.32 | Migs | don't enter the whale graveyard at night |
| 18:16.03 | frostyfrog | but, but... How else am I supposed to get the hookshot from Dampe the Grave Keeper? |
| 18:16.09 | Migs | corpse whale |
| 18:16.28 | Migs | that's like saying death flounder |
| 18:16.42 | aeryndunham | I love etymology |
| 18:16.44 | Migs | sounds ridiculous |
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| 18:18.02 | aeryndunham | www.etymonline.com is your friend |
| 18:18.37 | joshh | why would anyone in their right mind name a narwhal after their color, instead of their horn |
| 18:19.50 | Migs | yeah that doesn't make sense |
| 18:20.06 | joshh | it would be like calling a unicorn a white horse |
| 18:20.07 | Migs | maybe lots of animals had weird horns back then? |
| 18:20.29 | Migs | or a tree frog a green toad |
| 18:20.32 | joshh | possible |
| 18:20.40 | aeryndunham | Or, some kid went "whoa, dad, why does that whale look like he's dead" or something |
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| 18:21.57 | BigBen212 | dad: "don't say the whale looks dead, it might offend it. Say it looks vitality challenged." |
| 18:23.27 | aeryndunham | heh |
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| 18:30.33 | romanovic | etymology is fun. I have gotten absolutely addicted to the History of English podcast. I'm about halfway through this guy's episodes. http://historyofenglishpodcast.com/ |
| 18:30.58 | aeryndunham | Ooh that sounds fun |
| 18:31.42 | romanovic | everything you ever wanted to know about how English was pieced together, and world history that was happening during times of important linguistic influences |
| 18:32.23 | romanovic | so naturally it delves into old French, old Norse, other germanic languages, latin, proto-indo-european, etc. as well |
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| 19:50.14 | aeryndunham | Welp, just got asked to assign a ticket to someone I don't know and there are 7 people with that first name in Jira |
| 19:54.59 | spangborn | lol |
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| 20:18.42 | keldwud | assign it back to the person who asked you to assign it |
| 20:18.56 | keldwud | and list all the different people with that name in a comment |
| 20:19.04 | keldwud | and log 30 minutes of work on it |
| 20:19.24 | keldwud | because that's how long it took you to be interrupted, do the research, find out you didn't have enough information, and then assign the ticket back |
| 20:19.29 | keldwud | all overhead |
| 20:19.42 | keldwud | that's the passive-aggressive way to do it, at least |
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| 20:23.01 | aeryndunham | hahaha |
| 20:23.07 | aeryndunham | I don't know her name either >.> |
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| 20:30.26 | spangborn | Delete the ticket, quit your job, and burn the building down |
| 20:30.28 | spangborn | Only clear solution |
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| 20:36.26 | aeryndunham | hahaha |
| 20:36.32 | aeryndunham | I just assigned it to someone else |
| 20:36.36 | aeryndunham | he can reassign as he sees fit |
| 20:47.00 | youtah | spangborn, did you ever see the http://www.riseandshout.net/ link I sent you? |
| 20:47.09 | spangborn | I don't click on malware |
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| 21:07.26 | frostyfrog | makes sense |
| 21:08.16 | frostyfrog | I mean, how can you get computer viruses if you never click on links to download them and don't stick weird devices into your computer? |
| 21:08.31 | jlp_znc | just like regular viruses! |
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| 21:14.07 | jlp_znc | you get them by clicking (touching) stuff you shouldn't and then sticking things in your various orifices. |
| 21:24.13 | frostyfrog | exactly! |
| 23:15.25 | spangborn | youtah is an orifice |
| 23:15.28 | spangborn | a mouth |
| 23:21.39 | keldwud | looking to rent. anybody got any leads? just went through about 50 different properties via craigslist and rentler |
| 23:21.51 | keldwud | many of them scams apparently |
| 23:28.00 | jlp_znc | what are you looking for? |
| 23:28.34 | jlp_znc | and where |
| 23:29.04 | jlp_znc | zillow has a pretty good collection of places for rent. |
| 23:37.04 | klys | yeah where? call your property management companies |
| 23:44.52 | keldwud | oh I've gone through all the official routes |
| 23:44.58 | keldwud | now I"m going through unofficial ;) |
| 23:45.05 | keldwud | that was meant to be a regular :) |
| 23:45.09 | keldwud | not a wink |
| 23:45.15 | keldwud | wink makes it sound.... different |