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| 14:43.35 | eightyeight | ~spangborn++ |
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| 15:36.59 | jima | ~karma spangborn |
| 15:36.59 | infobot | spangborn has karma of -62 |
| 15:37.06 | jima | ~spangborn++ |
| 15:37.12 | jima | ~karma jima |
| 15:37.12 | infobot | jima has karma of 11 |
| 15:37.15 | jima | wat |
| 15:37.19 | spangborn | I liked being at -69 |
| 15:37.23 | jima | oh |
| 15:37.26 | jima | ~spangborn-- |
| 15:37.29 | spangborn | updates all the iOS devices in the house |
| 15:37.44 | spangborn | BETA 7 BABEEEEE |
| 15:37.46 | jima | can be nice sometimes |
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| 16:14.44 | eightyeight | ~spangborn++ |
| 16:18.48 | jima | so mean |
| 16:20.15 | spangborn | so average |
| 16:20.29 | jima | spangborn: pot, kettle, black |
| 16:21.57 | eightyeight | ~spangborn++ |
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| 16:40.35 | youtah | https://twitter.com/youtah/status/1031771354612133888 |
| 16:40.47 | youtah | spangborn, you need to go out and take lightning pics again sometime |
| 16:40.58 | youtah | while on your bike!!! |
| 16:41.00 | spangborn | lol |
| 16:41.10 | jlp_znc | PM me for details. |
| 16:41.12 | jlp_znc | ugh |
| 16:41.26 | spangborn | /msg jlp_znc details pls |
| 16:41.31 | jlp_znc | the whole sentence I had written went away and just left me that. |
| 16:41.35 | spangborn | I should sell my cameras |
| 16:41.50 | jlp_znc | anyone looking for a devops/infrastructure as code position in SLC? a recruiter I have worked with in the past is looking for someone. I don't know the company, but the salary is up to $150k. |
| 16:43.14 | jlp_znc | also, Ancestry.com is looking for an enterprise data services architect and a search architect if anyone is interested.... I can introduce you to the recruiter (guy I used to work with at Fusion-io) |
| 16:45.47 | Migs | jlp_znc: I might be interested |
| 16:46.01 | jlp_znc | which one? |
| 16:46.02 | Migs | the devops |
| 16:46.11 | Migs | Wouldn't mind hearing more, at least |
| 16:46.17 | jlp_znc | ok, I'll PM you the contact info for the recruiter |
| 16:46.22 | Migs | sounds good, thanks |
| 16:58.22 | youtah | https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2018/08/20/thought-were-going-die-father-and-son-escape-raging-montana-wildfire/2UnaLPzlbElBAh4VmPbzbP/story.html |
| 16:58.25 | youtah | WOW |
| 16:58.48 | youtah | make sure to read the article in full, AFTER watching the video |
| 17:00.38 | jlp_znc | https://landing.google.com/sre/book.html The Site Reliability Workbook is available for free download (PDF) until the 23rd.... get it while you can (if you're interested in that sort of thing). |
| 17:01.51 | youtah | Very cool, nice to have jlp_znc |
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| 17:37.51 | frostyfrog | I saw that a few days ago on Facebook |
| 17:38.05 | frostyfrog | I just had to laugh at the kid's reaction. |
| 17:38.34 | frostyfrog | "We're going to blow up! *panic*" |
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| 19:28.43 | youtah | eightyeight, this one's for you https://imgur.com/gallery/UBisnsX |
| 19:28.58 | eightyeight | ~spangborn++ |
| 19:29.05 | youtah | ~karma ie |
| 19:29.05 | infobot | ie has karma of -666 |
| 19:29.18 | youtah | says excellent while looking evil like Mr Burns |
| 19:29.32 | eightyeight | haha |
| 19:29.48 | youtah | 2% of 50 = 1 |
| 19:29.56 | youtah | 50% of 2 = 1 |
| 19:30.02 | youtah | 's mind explodes |
| 19:30.44 | youtah | I think the comments/gifs are the best part of that post |
| 19:30.57 | eightyeight | the first comment is great |
| 19:31.14 | eightyeight | but, that's not super practical, imo |
| 19:31.55 | eightyeight | when i'm calculating percentages in my head, it's when i'm at a clothing rack at a department store, and it's bye-one-get-one 50% off, and i have an additional 20% off coupon |
| 19:32.29 | youtah | and then you find out that the coupon cannot be combined with any other offer |
| 19:32.31 | youtah | THOSE JERKS |
| 19:32.51 | BigBen212 | 0.02*50 = 2*0.5 ... not too surprising |
| 19:32.56 | eightyeight | shirt, $14.99. 2 shirts $14.99 and $7.49. total is..., uhm, almost 15+7.50 = 22.50 |
| 19:32.58 | youtah | "I'm going to forget this in a month, but it's amazing right now." << by QuestionedSanity |
| 19:33.50 | eightyeight | 20% off $22.50 is, well, 10% of 22.50 is 2.225. double that is 4.45. 22.40 - 4.45 is like $18? $18 for two shirts? |
| 19:34.02 | eightyeight | this is my brain in every store ever |
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| 19:36.23 | eightyeight | then they'll do crap, like 65% off |
| 19:36.30 | eightyeight | and my brain goes into hyper mode |
| 19:36.53 | eightyeight | "10% of is X. 6 times X is Y. half of X is Z., so that means ..." |
| 19:37.28 | youtah | which is how I calculate tips |
| 19:38.33 | eightyeight | yeah. 18% tip? |
| 19:38.49 | eightyeight | 10% is X. 1% is Y. 8 times Y is Z. X+Z = 18% |
| 19:38.53 | eightyeight | fml |
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| 19:40.20 | jlp_znc | or 20% minus 2% |
| 19:40.30 | jlp_znc | depends if you like subtraction or not, I guess |
| 19:40.42 | eightyeight | or 37.45% of 18!! |
| 19:40.59 | jlp_znc | I do this kind of crap all the time for my wife at the store..... "how much is 40% off of blah?" |
| 19:41.08 | jlp_znc | hmmm, blah * .1 * 6 |
| 19:41.52 | eightyeight | she can see the gears working in my head, so she's always asking me "what's 35% of 27.49"? |
| 19:42.17 | eightyeight | no matter how i explain how to get to the answer, she's always after me |
| 19:42.26 | eightyeight | easier for her, early death for me |
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| 19:42.48 | jlp_znc | heh |
| 19:43.02 | jlp_znc | I use my wife's memory way more than my own, so I guess it's a fair trade.. |
| 19:43.11 | jlp_znc | memory vs. computing |
| 19:43.14 | eightyeight | yeah. i make her schedule stuffs |
| 19:43.17 | eightyeight | she's a planner |
| 19:43.23 | eightyeight | i'm a calculator |
| 19:43.47 | jlp_znc | I'm like "what was the name of that guy? not that one guy, but that other one guy?" |
| 19:43.58 | eightyeight | the one with the hair? |
| 19:44.00 | jlp_znc | her: "oh, Jim Jones?" me: "yezh!" |
| 19:44.30 | jlp_znc | "don't they live around here?" |
| 19:44.39 | jlp_znc | don't get me started on directions |
| 19:44.51 | jlp_znc | me: "what's the address?" her: "what's it by?" |
| 19:45.47 | jlp_znc | both of us: "I have no idea" |
| 19:46.29 | eightyeight | heh. we're the opposite. |
| 19:46.43 | eightyeight | me: i know the address. her: <typing it into maps anyway> |
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| 19:46.59 | eightyeight | me: "i know where we're going sweets" her: "it doesn't hurt to have redundancy" |
| 19:47.23 | jlp_znc | heh. my wife can find it if she knows what it's near. she hates when I pull out googly maps. |
| 19:48.06 | jlp_znc | reminds me of Bill Cosby's bit on the GPS. him and his wife were going out with a friend and his friend's wife. Bill and wife in the back seat, friend and wife in the front. |
| 19:48.28 | jlp_znc | GPS is giving directions like "turn left in 100 feet". friend's wife echos everything GPS says.. |
| 19:48.52 | jlp_znc | they finally arrive at the restaurant. Bill asks his friend "doesn't it annoy you when your wife repeats the voice?" |
| 19:48.57 | jlp_znc | friend replies "what voice?" |
| 19:49.07 | eightyeight | hah |
| 19:49.41 | eightyeight | reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfuS5QQE84w |
| 19:50.58 | jlp_znc | heh |
| 19:51.24 | eightyeight | "GPMS" |
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