| 00:06.01 | jfindlay | /clar |
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| 15:57.33 | youtah | lol |
| 15:57.40 | youtah | that's great spangborn |
| 15:57.41 | youtah | lol |
| 15:57.49 | youtah | programmerq, you've got some work to catch up |
| 15:57.50 | youtah | lol |
| 15:57.58 | youtah | isn't that right frostyfrog? |
| 15:57.59 | youtah | lol |
| 15:58.11 | spangborn_ | Hi |
| 15:58.13 | programmerq | work? |
| 15:58.16 | spangborn_ | are cars going to stop trying to kill me now |
| 15:58.18 | youtah | yup I am working |
| 15:58.18 | youtah | lol |
| 15:58.30 | youtah | as long as you are on a bike, nope |
| 15:58.31 | youtah | lol |
| 15:58.34 | spangborn_ | damn |
| 15:58.37 | youtah | yup |
| 15:58.39 | youtah | lol |
| 15:58.44 | spangborn_ | Of course it was a Dodge Ram |
| 15:58.47 | spangborn_ | OF COURSE |
| 15:58.59 | youtah | I'd rather have a Charger than a Ram |
| 15:59.03 | youtah | ~twss |
| 15:59.04 | infobot | That's what she said! |
| 15:59.05 | youtah | lol |
| 15:59.17 | youtah | ~lolstats |
| 15:59.17 | infobot | total count of lol on #utah: 2591. Top 3: youtah -- 1230 (47.5%), keldwud -- 128 (4.9%), SunSparc -- 81 (3.1%) |
| 16:00.04 | youtah | spangborn_ perhaps you could get a Ford Avenger |
| 16:00.09 | youtah | and go chase them down |
| 16:00.12 | spangborn_ | Dodge* |
| 16:00.15 | spangborn_ | but yes lol |
| 16:00.27 | spangborn_ | but then it would break down about 2 miles in |
| 16:00.30 | spangborn_ | Because Dodge |
| 16:01.19 | youtah | Because Dodgy |
| 16:01.41 | youtah | ~badumtis |
| 16:02.07 | youtah | ~badumtss |
| 16:02.15 | youtah | this needs to be a thing |
| 16:04.26 | spangborn_ | Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff |
| 16:04.34 | youtah | da dum tss |
| 16:04.55 | youtah | know what you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft? |
| 16:05.03 | youtah | A Flat Minor |
| 16:05.20 | youtah | Min(o|e)r |
| 16:05.28 | spangborn_ | wait |
| 16:05.32 | spangborn_ | is the miner a child |
| 16:05.38 | spangborn_ | is this a child labor joke |
| 16:06.03 | youtah | lol |
| 16:06.29 | youtah | btw, we're all going to die https://www.ksl.com/?sid=45761894&nid=1419 |
| 16:08.52 | spangborn_ | I was planning on dying at some point |
| 16:08.54 | spangborn_ | So that's okay |
| 16:10.01 | youtah | Betty White dyes peacefully in her home |
| 16:13.50 | spangborn_ | Have you heard the joke about the panda in a bar? |
| 16:14.02 | spangborn_ | He eats shoots and leaves |
| 16:15.10 | youtah | Know what mathematicians do when they get constipated? |
| 16:15.25 | youtah | They work it out with a pencil on some scratch paper. |
| 16:15.46 | youtah | runs and hides |
| 16:18.12 | spangborn_ | lol |
| 16:40.03 | spangborn | http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-41238272 |
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| 18:01.43 | youtah | spangborn, https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21740326_10208013744301286_6290377159317320690_n.jpg?oh=5273385a7473e824c991bd228e5b74ff&oe=5A1C6F82 |
| 18:02.10 | jima | my wife is back on the phone with the jamaican scammers |
| 18:04.52 | jima | she's "in the parking lot at walmart" (which looks curiously like her desk) |
| 18:07.02 | jima | she's coming up on an hour of their time she's wasted. |
| 18:08.23 | youtah | I was just explaining to my coworker how Apple and the new iPhone is like communism |
| 18:08.35 | youtah | You have to give everything up, your life, all that you have |
| 18:08.41 | youtah | and then you get an iPhone |
| 18:08.53 | youtah | but it will only give to you, what Apple deems you should have |
| 18:39.48 | Migs | sounds like marriage |
| 18:40.02 | youtah | ROFL |
| 18:40.04 | youtah | omg |
| 18:40.43 | Migs | if one night my snoring just HAPPENS to be too loud, she DEEMS I should no longer have a bed to sleep in |
| 18:53.13 | youtah | SOOOO MUCH TESTING |
| 18:53.18 | youtah | 's brain explodes |
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| 19:12.18 | jima | youtah: i have a dodge avenger :-| |
| 19:18.18 | spangborn_ | And it still works? |
| 19:22.54 | youtah | jima, ah, for some reason I was thinking that Ford made it |
| 19:23.17 | youtah | I think I was confusing it with the Fusion |
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| 19:26.07 | jima | spangborn_: yes. |
| 19:26.31 | jima | just like our grand caravan still works. |
| 19:37.55 | jima | youtah: have you driven either? |
| 19:38.32 | youtah | nope |
| 19:38.59 | youtah | I have never driven and avenger or a fusion |
| 19:39.13 | youtah | I have driven dodge before |
| 19:39.28 | jima | charger? |
| 19:39.32 | youtah | I had Charger |
| 19:39.37 | spangborn_ | Best Dodge is Caliber |
| 19:39.42 | spangborn_ | loljk |
| 19:39.55 | youtah | older one |
| 19:40.00 | youtah | it was a beter |
| 19:40.03 | youtah | beater |
| 19:40.19 | jima | the explanation i've found best for the avenger is "muscle car, jr" |
| 19:40.32 | youtah | OH |
| 19:40.32 | youtah | NO |
| 19:40.37 | youtah | I did test drive one once! |
| 19:40.46 | youtah | I remember the back window being smaller than I cared for |
| 19:41.03 | youtah | Yup, that's it. *googling pictures* |
| 19:41.31 | youtah | The back passenger windows gets smaller the further back they go |
| 19:41.40 | jima | yeah, that's one of my few pet peeves about it |
| 19:41.44 | youtah | and it seemed harder to see the blind spots |
| 19:41.50 | spangborn_ | lol |
| 19:41.56 | jima | i do not enjoy backing it up, yes |
| 19:41.58 | spangborn_ | The Caliber gets referred to by Dodge mechanics as the "Dodge blindspot" |
| 19:42.07 | spangborn_ | The A-pillars are awful |
| 19:42.27 | youtah | well, shoot |
| 19:42.30 | youtah | maybe it wasn't the Avenger |
| 19:42.30 | jima | but, it is a lot of fun to drive. |
| 19:42.35 | youtah | maybe it was the Caliber |
| 19:42.46 | youtah | (this was like 10? years ago) |
| 19:42.49 | jima | rear visibility on the avenger is pretty lousy |
| 19:42.55 | youtah | It was one of the two |
| 19:43.13 | youtah | I remember my oldest was like, 1 years old... and we went to South Town auto mall |
| 19:43.21 | youtah | the Dodge place by the Gas Station |
| 19:43.39 | spangborn_ | https://media.ed.edmunds-media.com/dodge/caliber/2012/oem/2012_dodge_caliber_wagon_sxt_rq_oem_1_500.jpg |
| 19:43.43 | spangborn_ | The color is almost as ugly as the car |
| 19:43.46 | youtah | I just remember I hated the blind spot |
| 19:43.57 | youtah | at least it isn't the Cube |
| 19:44.02 | spangborn_ | trust me, it's worse |
| 19:44.06 | youtah | lol |
| 19:44.18 | youtah | I test drove a Dodge Truck once |
| 19:44.27 | spangborn_ | and you hit a cyclist? |
| 19:44.40 | youtah | Cyclist hit me |
| 19:44.54 | youtah | My dad had a Bronco |
| 19:45.01 | youtah | actually |
| 19:45.05 | youtah | I think it was the Ramcharger |
| 19:45.08 | spangborn_ | Did he murder anyone |
| 19:45.22 | youtah | wait no, both |
| 19:45.30 | youtah | has had to many family cars to remember |
| 19:45.36 | jima | spangborn_: "did he ALLEGEDLY murder anyone?" |
| 19:45.40 | youtah | I think the Dodge Carivan was the one my brother shot with an Arrow |
| 19:45.50 | youtah | and it had a hole in the side fender from then on |
| 19:45.51 | spangborn_ | jima: hey now, I was just trying to do some detectivework |
| 19:46.42 | jima | spangborn_: nice try, west jordan police |
| 19:46.58 | spangborn_ | lol |
| 19:47.01 | jima | that reminds me, my wife gave their address to the scammers |
| 19:47.05 | spangborn_ | Rude, even I'm not that dumb |
| 19:47.31 | spangborn_ | I've yet to meet a WJPD officer that I thought was intelligent |
| 19:47.56 | jima | i've yet to have any interactions with wjpd |
| 19:48.00 | spangborn_ | I'm pretty sure WJPD officers would fail the turing test |
| 19:48.05 | spangborn_ | Just sayin |
| 20:00.37 | Migs | what the, another plane just crashed in Ogden |
| 20:00.42 | Migs | about a mile from my house, no less |
| 20:00.54 | Migs | what's with all these planes crashing in my hood? |
| 20:03.13 | SunSparc | Migs: The NSA has been listening and now they are aiming (poorly) at you. |
| 20:03.50 | Migs | Guess I just have to move in a zigzag pattern from now on. |
| 20:03.58 | SunSparc | lol |
| 20:21.30 | youtah | they are aiming (poorly) at you |
| 20:21.31 | youtah | LOL |
| 20:21.53 | RyanE | serpentine!!! serpentine!!! |
| 20:21.59 | youtah | any of you guys use aws cli regularly? |
| 20:21.59 | frostyfrog | youtah: You see Chad's sectors that he got? |
| 20:22.05 | youtah | frostyfrog yes! |
| 20:22.16 | frostyfrog | has used it in the past, but hasn't used it regularly. |
| 20:22.27 | youtah | we got two webcams on the mountain installed last night too |
| 20:22.34 | frostyfrog | Awesome! :D |
| 20:22.51 | frostyfrog | (Though someone forgot to invite me ;p) |
| 20:22.56 | frostyfrog | lol |
| 20:23.08 | youtah | Chad went alone |
| 20:24.43 | frostyfrog | As far as the sectors go. I've got a good view, but I don't think I'll get the "up high" mounting permission. :p |
| 20:25.11 | frostyfrog | back to your question, however... AWS cli is a cool little tool :D |
| 20:25.27 | frostyfrog | It's almost like running shell commands. |
| 20:26.07 | frostyfrog | as far as my experience goes, that is. (ls, cp, mv, cat) |
| 20:28.23 | spangborn_ | ~lart youtah |
| 20:28.23 | infobot | plops youtah into a giant vat of herring |
| 20:47.51 | spangborn_ | That ogden crash looks nasty |
| 20:48.23 | Migs | I feel like Donnie Darko |
| 20:49.03 | spangborn_ | https://img.ksl.com/slc/2632/263217/26321785.jpg?filter=ksl/responsive_story_lg |
| 20:54.33 | Migs | it'll literally across the street from the fire department |
| 20:55.01 | jima | ...convenient. |
| 20:55.13 | Migs | too convenient... |
| 20:55.37 | jima | Migs: don't get too close to the fire with that tinfoil hat, you'll cook your brain. |
| 20:55.40 | jima | ...more. |
| 20:56.05 | programmerq | yikes |
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| 22:53.35 | youtah | ~nachos |
| 22:53.35 | infobot | schweet. |
