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| 13:51.35 | manithree | spangborn_: The bus driver asked for a joke this morning, so I audience tested the rabbyte for you |
| 13:57.50 | manithree | "Inside every server there is an internal error, just waiting for its time to shine. This one's ours. We vow to cease its infernal shining ASAP." |
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| 14:09.13 | jima | manithree: i told an optometrist a joke, unsolicited, during an eye exam. i'm not sure if she was being polite or if she genuinely thought it was funny. :-P |
| 14:09.23 | jima | either way she took it gracefully. |
| 14:09.44 | jima | the joke, for the record: how many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? |
| 14:10.16 | jima | 1 or 2. 1...or 2? |
| 14:11.16 | jima | (this probably makes no sense if you've never been to an optometrist.) |
| 14:11.25 | Migs | hahahahaha |
| 14:11.41 | jima | she did specifically applaud my delivery, fwiw. |
| 14:11.41 | manithree | has worn glasses for 46 years |
| 14:11.45 | manithree | gets it |
| 14:12.29 | jima | funny part was i'd never heard that one until a couple days before i was in there, so i was just dying to get it out there. |
| 14:12.57 | manithree | I felt bad because the bus driver didn't get it |
| 14:13.20 | jima | :~( |
| 14:13.20 | manithree | It's the "Adobe/Xactware" bus, so lots of people did (finally) get it |
| 14:13.36 | jima | good grief, i'd hope! |
| 14:18.08 | jima | if i ever have to lay off a bunch of tech people (heaven forbid), maybe i'd tell a joke that they should get. |
| 14:18.24 | jima | groans are acceptable. blank stares/blinks aren't. ;-) |
| 14:27.59 | manithree | groans may be better than laughs |
| 14:29.31 | spangborn | Hahaha manithree |
| 14:31.19 | jima | manithree: regardless, perfectly acceptable. i care whether they GET the joke, not whether they LIKE it. :-D |
| 14:31.46 | jima | eye rolls & sighs are probably also sufficient. |
| 14:32.07 | manithree | for dad jokes, especially |
| 14:32.42 | jima | i'd be looking to pubish lack of technical cluefulness, not good taste. |
| 14:32.47 | jima | punish* |
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| 15:20.08 | programmerq | manithree⸠I heard a joke that I thought was pretty good the other day. Any time that you hack something together and it just barely works but you are still not 100% happy with it, just remember that a CPU is a rock that we tricked into thinking. |
| 15:20.26 | programmerq | it's not exactly a dad joke, but I laughed at that for far too long. |
| 15:21.06 | manithree | programmerq: good one. I like "Don't anthropomorphize computers. They don't like it." |
| 15:21.42 | jima | programmerq: that's a gross oversimplification. first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning in it. |
| 15:21.53 | manithree | and magic smoke |
| 15:22.14 | jima | (some variation of that text usually accompanies the joke programmerq cited.) |
| 15:22.41 | programmerq | jima⸠yes, I saw that as well. |
| 15:22.46 | programmerq | not as funny as the original joke though |
| 15:22.53 | jima | i thought it was |
| 15:23.39 | jima | (not because i came up with it, because i absolutely didn't.) |
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| 18:11.57 | klys | ~slashdot |
| 18:50.08 | frostyfrog | $10 a month to go to theaters all you want?! |
| 18:50.13 | frostyfrog | O_o |
| 18:53.38 | spangborn_ | 64bit firefox woo |
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| 19:29.06 | jlp_znc | someone already tried that "go to the movies all you want" thing, I think. |
| 19:29.35 | jlp_znc | movie pass or something like that |
| 19:55.58 | frostyfrog | The specific article is about MoviePass |
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| 20:36.43 | jlp_znc | I swear it was a thing a few years ago... but it was way more than $10/month and had a lot of restrictions on it. |
| 20:37.15 | frostyfrog | $30/month is what it used to be for MoviePass |
| 20:38.02 | Migs | moviepass.com is the buggiest site I've ever seen |
| 20:38.41 | Migs | took me forever to get it to let me log in without throwing errors, and then another eon to get it to accept my credit card. I'm still not entirely sure it worked. I didn't get a receipt or anything. And it says I need to enable cookies to view the site, even though my cookies are enabled |
| 20:39.52 | frostyfrog | I'm curious if it's a traffic issue and the fact that they're using a heroku node. But what do I know. :s |
| 20:40.52 | jlp_znc | Application error An error occurred in the application and your page could not be served. If you are the application owner, check your logs for details. |
| 20:41.02 | jlp_znc | Unsaid: if you're not the application owner, you're boned. |
| 20:42.36 | Migs | they drastically reduced their prices and publicized it, but didn't prepare for the wave of visitors? |
| 20:42.45 | jlp_znc | apparently not |
| 20:42.47 | jlp_znc | whoops |
| 20:43.20 | jlp_znc | I don't remember which local theaters were playing along, either... but I'm pretty sure megaplex was not in the list. |
| 20:43.36 | jlp_znc | of course, with as beat up as their site is right now, there is no way to know. |
| 20:44.48 | jlp_znc | goozbach: congrats on the new job! |
| 20:50.43 | Migs | moviepass is probably a scam |
| 20:50.57 | Migs | charge people $9.95, never send them a card, chalk it up to "system errors" and cash in |
| 20:51.20 | Migs | meanwhile you're collecting emails and Facebook info for free |
| 20:51.30 | frostyfrog | I found a portion of their site that said "join free for two weeks" |
| 20:51.30 | Migs | even if they have to refund those later |
| 20:51.48 | Migs | frostyfrog: Let me guess. It caused an error. |
| 20:52.03 | frostyfrog | Haven't tried because it keeps crashing x3 |
| 20:52.15 | Migs | yeah, this is really hokey |
| 20:52.17 | frostyfrog | Even just on the homepage |
| 20:53.00 | frostyfrog | goozbach: Let me join in saying, Congratulations! :D |
| 20:55.46 | spangborn_ | congrats for whatever everyone is congratulating you for, goozbach |
| 21:49.42 | jima | i too am out of the loop as to why, but |
| 21:49.48 | jima | goozbach: more congratulations! |
| 22:09.02 | jlp_znc | http://www.asciidraw.com/#Draw |
| 22:09.11 | jlp_znc | goozbach has a new job |
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