| 01:47.49 | spangborn | ~lart youtah |
| 01:47.49 | infobot | eats youtah and falls over dead |
| 01:47.58 | spangborn | Sounds about right |
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| 04:25.12 | klys | ~slashdot |
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| 15:05.57 | frostyfrog | xD |
| 15:06.06 | frostyfrog | Morning |
| 15:06.55 | jlp_znc | morn |
| 15:07.40 | aeryndunham | morning |
| 15:08.17 | frostyfrog | aeryndunham: How's the um... future business prep stuff going? |
| 15:08.32 | aeryndunham | I think I've finished everything |
| 15:08.38 | frostyfrog | :O |
| 15:08.43 | frostyfrog | Nice! |
| 15:08.59 | aeryndunham | except for the drug test, but I need to bring a piece of paper with me and I've asked Chris to print it from work 4 times and he hasn't remembered yet :/ |
| 15:09.58 | frostyfrog | ;-; Sooo close, yet so far away... |
| 15:10.15 | frostyfrog | That's awesome though :) |
| 15:11.48 | aeryndunham | i'm trying to be excited but I don't have a great track record of actually liking jobs |
| 15:11.55 | aeryndunham | and I am already mourning my loss of free time |
| 15:13.59 | frostyfrog | IMHO, it's the people that make the job (and a little bit of the work itself, but mostly the people) |
| 15:14.47 | frostyfrog | The internet cafe position just so happened that the people you worked with (AKA, the customers), weren't the greatest people to work with. |
| 15:15.22 | frostyfrog | Hopefully, working with Chris will be a more pleasant experience. Only time will tell for certain, however. |
| 15:15.42 | frostyfrog | err... with Chris' team* |
| 15:16.05 | aeryndunham | I won't be working with him too closely, which is probably good |
| 15:16.20 | aeryndunham | I asked him if he knew anyone in the department I'd be working and all he could muster was "there's a cute girl overthere" which lmao |
| 15:16.27 | frostyfrog | xD |
| 15:16.48 | aeryndunham | "Really? Room full of people and you remember one?" :p |
| 15:19.49 | frostyfrog | I'm sure he remembers more. Just um... probably not out of work hours(?) |
| 15:20.58 | frostyfrog | shrugs |
| 15:22.06 | aeryndunham | hah he's busy, I don't expect him to know who works in departments he doesn't |
| 15:24.44 | aeryndunham | Also, Chris's brother's daughter was born yesterday and he is so 100% not interested that there are no photos and we don't know what the kid's name is, which is making me sad. |
| 15:31.04 | frostyfrog | ): |
| 15:32.22 | aeryndunham | my money re: name is on something embarrassingly hipster |
| 15:32.31 | aeryndunham | they just seem like the type |
| 15:41.15 | spangborn | Apple |
| 16:06.52 | aeryndunham | So there was a murder on a Princess ship in Alaska yesterday |
| 16:06.54 | aeryndunham | Utah couple |
| 16:06.58 | aeryndunham | domestic dispute |
| 16:07.13 | jlp_znc | wow |
| 16:07.28 | aeryndunham | they aren't saying murder, but |
| 16:07.39 | aeryndunham | The woman, 39-year-old Kristy Manzanares, died aboard the Emerald Princess ship after a domestic dispute, according to a source with knowledge of the FBI's investigation. The agency is investigating the "suspicious" death. |
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| 16:30.46 | aeryndunham | whoo boy looks like Ghost 1.0 is out and upgrading is going to be even more painful than usual |
| 16:31.25 | aeryndunham | I have install the whole thing AGAIN?! |
| 16:31.27 | aeryndunham | cries |
| 16:32.01 | spangborn_ | Maybe it's time to use a non-garbage CMS :) |
| 16:32.12 | spangborn_ | Or at least one that isn't in perpetual beta |
| 16:32.23 | aeryndunham | Well, I do like it |
| 16:32.26 | aeryndunham | and it's not garbage |
| 16:32.38 | aeryndunham | their upgrades just aren't automated, which they do admit is no good |
| 16:33.06 | aeryndunham | at some point I'll probably try just writing my own but I'm not at that point yet |
| 16:33.20 | spangborn_ | Non automated upgrades in 2017 sounds pretty garbage, imo |
| 16:35.21 | aeryndunham | yeah, I mean that part is fairly garbage |
| 16:35.39 | aeryndunham | but I found in a lot of other CMS systems I couldn't wrap my mind around whatever templating markup they were using |
| 16:36.28 | aeryndunham | ooooh upgrades WILL be automatic now |
| 16:36.35 | aeryndunham | from 1.0.0 onwards |
| 17:46.54 | youtah | lol apparently I missed all of your stuff last night jlp_znc |
| 17:47.12 | youtah | I want the Nikon P900 |
| 17:54.48 | youtah | Last night's lightning storm was AWESOME |
| 17:54.53 | youtah | too bad it was mostly sheet lightning |
| 17:55.29 | jlp_znc | like ham radio? have an HOA? https://arrl.rallycongress.net/ctas/urge-us-senate-to-support-amateur-radio-parity-act |
| 17:56.13 | jlp_znc | ~youtah Nikon |
| 17:56.13 | infobot | ACTION eats nachos with Nikon |
| 18:02.07 | youtah | https://twitter.com/youtah/status/890424043890814977 |
| 18:02.15 | youtah | https://twitter.com/youtah/status/890424536172085248 |
| 18:02.30 | youtah | That second one was how the majority of the storm was |
| 18:03.30 | youtah | I also added more fireworks to this shot, that were from two other frames just before the lightning bolt. However the bolt is from only one frame. https://500px.com/photo/221311497/mother-natures-fireworks-by-jeff-mcgrath |
| 18:04.49 | youtah | I really need to work on my photography |
| 18:07.31 | youtah | I really need to work on getting more of my photography online. I estimate that, literally 0.01% (1 in 10,000) of my photos I actually post. |
| 18:12.48 | beelzebob | I estimate that 1 in 100,000,000 of my thoughts I actually say |
| 18:13.09 | beelzebob | so in that regard, 0.01% isn't bad |
| 18:13.14 | beelzebob | (nice photos, btw!) |
| 18:13.42 | youtah | lol beelzebob ... thanks |
| 18:19.17 | youtah | http://i.imgur.com/NwBC6U5.jpg |
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| 18:58.56 | spangborn | That's because there's dust on your sensor |
| 18:59.31 | spangborn | makes youtah paranoid about sensor dust |
| 19:36.40 | youtah | throws computer at the wall |
| 19:36.50 | youtah | mumbles "stupid bug" |
| 19:37.15 | jlp_znc | picks up youtah's computer and "rescues" it from his ire |
| 19:37.23 | youtah | lol |
| 19:37.45 | jlp_znc | hey, how are you still typing if I have your computer? |
| 19:37.54 | spangborn | They're both youtah |
| 19:37.55 | spangborn | Whoa |
| 19:38.06 | jlp_znc | ~youtah spangborn |
| 19:38.06 | infobot | ACTION eats nachos with spangborn |
| 20:00.22 | jfindlay | ~nacho |
| 20:00.22 | infobot | Do you remember when the people were shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse? |
| 20:08.53 | jfindlay | I think it's funny that slack makes it sound like if you enable their irc gateway that evil demons from the dark web will hack into your channels and turn all your kittens into puppies |
| 20:31.33 | spangborn | You mean they won't? |
| 20:31.41 | spangborn | I would prefer the puppies anyhow |
| 21:17.56 | frostyfrog | jfindlay: Evil demons can't access the web. Why else do you think we're stuck with IRC? |
| 21:18.26 | frostyfrog | uses the gateway because... slack web is kinda lame >_> |
| 21:27.18 | youtah | If God is all powerful, can he heat up a burrito so hot, that not even he can eat the burrito? |
| 21:28.03 | frostyfrog | Couldn't he them make himself so that he could eat the burrito? |
| 21:28.10 | frostyfrog | s/them/then/ |
| 21:28.14 | youtah | right |
| 21:28.36 | youtah | but if he had himself to be able to eat the burrito, then he hasn't made the burrito too hot for him to eat |
| 21:29.17 | jlp_znc | it's a paradox |
| 21:29.43 | jlp_znc | the classic unstoppable force (god's mouth) meets the immovable object (the burrito) |
| 21:30.24 | youtah | kind of like, what would happen if Chuck Norris round house kicked the immovable chuck norris? |
| 21:30.53 | youtah | waits for spangborn to give a logical answer |
| 21:31.53 | spangborn | What is logic |
| 21:31.55 | spangborn | baby don't hurt me |
| 21:32.03 | youtah | no more |
| 21:32.31 | jlp_znc | the solution to the paradox is that if an unstoppable force can exist, then an immovable object cannot (and vice versa) |
| 21:32.43 | jlp_znc | so god probaably doesn't like burritos. |
| 21:32.49 | jlp_znc | at least, not hot ones. |
| 21:32.55 | spangborn | What if god is a burrito |
| 21:32.59 | spangborn | and you are what you eat |
| 21:33.00 | jlp_znc | gasp |
| 21:33.01 | spangborn | so I eat burritos |
| 21:33.10 | spangborn | therefore I am god |
| 21:33.22 | spangborn | Completely logical |
| 21:33.36 | klys | god seems to have advised folks not to burn their mouths |
| 21:34.10 | klys | it follows that he wouldn't burn his. |
| 21:34.36 | jlp_znc | so, the other way to handle it is to redefine "unstoppable" as "has never been stopped" and immovable as "has never been moved" |
| 21:35.06 | jlp_znc | or, in youtah's example, maybe god only ate half the burrito and then decided he was full and didn't want any more |
| 21:35.31 | jlp_znc | so the burrito is not too hot to eat, but merely has never been eaten |
| 21:35.32 | klys | well, looking at for example, saggitarius a, I would tend to agree that the center is immovable. |
| 21:37.56 | youtah | The center of a burrito is immovable? |
| 21:38.02 | youtah | I disagree. Ever had Taco Bell? |
| 21:38.19 | youtah | Oh... it moves alright |
| 21:38.29 | jlp_znc | :) |
| 21:38.43 | jlp_znc | ~:)stats |
| 21:38.43 | infobot | total count of :) on #utah: 1918. Top 3: goozbach -- 286 (14.9%), eightyeight -- 199 (10.4%), SunSparc -- 168 (8.8%) |
| 21:38.52 | youtah | lol |
| 21:38.53 | youtah | heh |
| 21:38.54 | youtah | hah |
| 21:38.56 | youtah | :-) |
| 21:38.58 | jlp_znc | heh |
| 21:38.58 | youtah | :) |
| 21:39.00 | jlp_znc | hah |
| 21:39.04 | jlp_znc | ~hehstats |
| 21:39.04 | infobot | total count of heh on #utah: 1791. Top 3: eightyeight -- 561 (31.3%), fozzmoo -- 153 (8.5%), RyanE -- 145 (8.1%) |
| 21:39.10 | youtah | ~lolstats |
| 21:39.10 | infobot | total count of lol on #utah: 2537. Top 3: youtah -- 1201 (47.3%), keldwud -- 127 (5.0%), SunSparc -- 76 (3.0%) |
| 21:39.13 | jlp_znc | ~hehstats jlp |
| 21:39.13 | infobot | jlp has said heh 0 times (0.0 %) |
| 21:39.20 | youtah | wut |
| 21:39.22 | jlp_znc | ~hehstats jlp_znc |
| 21:39.22 | infobot | jlp_znc has said heh 66 times (3.7 %), ranked 5/123 (percentile: 4.1 %) |
| 21:39.31 | youtah | oh |
| 21:39.37 | youtah | _phew_ |
| 21:39.41 | jlp_znc | heh |
| 21:39.47 | youtah | ~hehstats youtah |
| 21:39.47 | infobot | youtah has said heh 53 times (3.0 %), ranked 6/123 (percentile: 4.9 %) |
| 21:40.10 | youtah | ~:)stats youtah |
| 21:40.10 | infobot | youtah has said :) 40 times (2.1 %), ranked 12/177 (percentile: 6.8 %) |
| 21:40.15 | jlp_znc | thing is, it only counts if you say "heh" and nothing else, and I usually say "heh heh" |
| 21:40.20 | eightyeight | heh |
| 21:40.21 | youtah | correct |
| 21:40.31 | youtah | ~lolstats youtah |
| 21:40.31 | infobot | youtah has said lol 1201 times (47.3 %), ranked 1/187 (percentile: 0.5 %) |
| 21:40.53 | jlp_znc | ~lolstats jlp_znc |
| 21:40.57 | youtah | yells "I'm a 1%'r! Take that Hippies!" |
| 21:41.01 | jlp_znc | ~lolstats jlp_znc |
| 21:41.01 | infobot | jlp_znc has said lol 0 times (0.0 %) |
| 21:41.12 | jlp_znc | ahh, no trailing space allowed, be advised |
| 21:41.22 | jlp_znc | and I think that's accurate... I never say "lol" |
| 21:41.33 | youtah | you laugh out loud instead? |
| 21:41.43 | jlp_znc | no, I /me chuckles usually |
| 21:41.59 | jlp_znc | chuckles |
| 21:43.40 | youtah | is it sensible though? |
| 21:43.45 | youtah | is it a sensible chuckle? |
| 21:43.54 | youtah | chuckle.type(sensible); |
| 21:43.57 | jlp_znc | Sprague Branch of the SLC library is temporarily closed due to flooding. |
| 21:44.16 | jlp_znc | hopes the books were not harmed |
| 21:44.47 | youtah | https://media.giphy.com/media/9EwnzGNjvmIG4/giphy.gif |
| 21:44.56 | jfindlay | Chuck Norris's signature move is a wheel kick, not a roundhouse kick |
| 21:45.12 | youtah | that's because he is not allowed to do a round house kick |
| 21:45.24 | youtah | so he has to go with a less destructive kick |
| 21:45.35 | jlp_znc | last time he did a roundhouse kick, the trains were all destroyed |
| 21:45.36 | youtah | one that won't accidentally collapse time |
| 21:46.07 | youtah | I believe that last time, zero got divided, twice! |
| 21:48.36 | jfindlay | ~napoleon |
| 21:48.36 | infobot | Pedro offers you his protection. |
| 21:49.05 | jlp_znc | http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2230ls |
| 21:56.03 | jlp_znc | ~chuck youtah |
| 21:56.08 | jlp_znc | ~norris youtah |
| 21:56.14 | jlp_znc | :( |
| 21:56.20 | jlp_znc | ~:(stats |
| 21:56.26 | jlp_znc | :( |
| 22:02.32 | spangborn | ~lart youtah |
| 22:02.32 | infobot | whips out a sword and chops youtah in half |
| 22:03.08 | SunSparc | needs to lol some more... |
| 22:03.30 | SunSparc | To catch up with youtah |
| 22:03.34 | SunSparc | lol |
| 22:05.58 | jlp_znc | ~lolstats |
| 22:05.58 | infobot | total count of lol on #utah: 2538. Top 3: youtah -- 1201 (47.3%), keldwud -- 127 (5.0%), SunSparc -- 77 (3.0%) |
| 22:06.15 | jlp_znc | dude, you've got a ways to go |
| 22:07.21 | spangborn | lol |
| 22:07.40 | spangborn | ~youtah youtah |
| 22:07.41 | infobot | ACTION calls youtah on the radio |
| 22:25.24 | jfindlay | ~horse lol |
| 22:25.24 | infobot | http://lol.horse/ |
| 22:39.43 | SunSparc | jlp_znc: Got any good jokes? |
| 22:41.59 | jlp_znc | hmmm |
| 22:41.59 | jlp_znc | probably |
| 22:43.37 | jlp_znc | After 35 years of marriage, Ole and Lena went for counseling. When asked what the problem was, Lena went into a passionate, painful tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. |
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| 22:44.26 | SunSparc | gets some popcorn and waits... |
| 22:44.34 | jlp_znc | On and on and on, neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, and entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk, and after asking Lena to stand, embraced and kissed her passionatley as Ole watched with a raised eyebrow. |
| 22:45.03 | jlp_znc | Lena shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to Ole and said "this is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" |
| 22:45.37 | jlp_znc | "Vell," Ole replied, "I can drop her off here on Mondays and Vendsdays, but on Fridays I go fishing vith Sven." |
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| 22:45.48 | SunSparc | lol |
| 22:45.57 | SunSparc | Good one jlp_znc |
| 22:51.10 | SunSparc | later all! |
| 23:07.06 | klys | ~slashdot |
