IRC log for #utah on 20161018

00:00.57romanovicyeah.  even the big names in Angular admit the current state of packages and package managers required is one big "dumpster fire"
00:01.59*** join/#utah aeryndunham (~aeryndunh@172.58.216.175)
00:02.08jfindlaydumpster lol
00:02.22aeryndunham's website is liiiiive o/
00:02.27romanovicrefers to a specific episode of Adventures in Angular https://devchat.tv/adv-in-angular/103-aia-new-developer-problems
00:02.28jfindlaycan anything associated with JS not be irrevocably stained with hipsterthink?
00:04.36leviaeryndunham: Congrats!
00:05.21levijfindlay: It can't not be inevitably avoided.
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00:34.43aeryndunhamso the front desk calls me two days ago and says a blind passenger wants to come sign up for internet, and I'm reading this, because..  most of our passengers don't know how to use a computer, and this just sounds like extra complication
00:35.27aeryndunhamturns out this guy is like the youngest passenger onboard and a 4-time medalling paralympic swimmer. he's AWESOME.
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02:53.40klys~slashdot
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14:13.28manithreehas tried, repeatedly, to like javascript with zero success
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14:40.49jlp_znchas NOT tried to like javascript, with 100% success
14:57.11jfindlaylol
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15:01.30jfindlay~napoleon
15:01.37infobotJust listen to your heart.  That's what I do.
15:21.12jfindlay~nacho
15:21.12infobotDo you remember when the people were shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse?
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15:52.37youtahSo I just found some old video footage of TodPunk in high school (before he cut his hair) when we went on our High School Senior Trip to Australia http://i.imgur.com/MVJZgdh.gifv
15:54.06jfindlay~brain
15:54.06infobotYES!
15:54.10jfindlay~pinky
15:54.10infobotGat!
15:54.15jfindlay~pondering
15:54.15infobotUh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
15:54.16youtah~poop
15:54.19youtahdang
15:54.22youtah~poo
15:54.23infobotpoo is smelly
15:54.26youtahlol
15:54.31youtahhah
15:54.32youtahheh
15:54.34youtah:)
15:54.35youtah?
15:54.35eightyeightyoutah: australia? that looks like a black and yellow argiope spider, which are native to florida
15:54.42youtahSame thing
15:55.00eightyeighthttps://duckduckgo.com/?q=Black+And+Yellow+Argiope+Spider&iax=1&ia=images
15:55.00youtahEither way, they're both upside down
15:55.38youtahI like it when the spider tries to pet his eyelashes
15:56.27eightyeightother than the fear of the leg getting me in the eyeball, their harmless
15:56.51youtahand they eat a shiznits ton of mosquitos
15:56.54youtahfrom what I understand
15:57.03eightyeightnice
15:57.07eightyeighti should bring some to syracuse
15:57.54eightyeightand is that a smartwatch he's wearing? when did he graduate high school?
15:58.08youtahwe were ahead of our time
15:58.21eightyeighthmm
15:58.30eightyeightsenses youtah standard hand waving
15:58.43youtahlol
15:58.43youtahyes
16:00.31eightyeight/filter add ignore_youtah irc.freenode.#utah youtah *
16:00.37eightyeight:)
16:01.39youtahouch
16:24.13frostyfrogo.o
16:28.03TodPunkyoutah: my hair is currently quite long
16:28.05TodPunkso....
16:28.16youtahyeah but not sunshine gorgeous
16:28.23TodPunkit really is
16:29.46youtahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIVfD0ZA6jE
16:29.49TodPunkAsk Lorna sometime how many of her friends have been jealous of my hair.
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17:06.23manithreeSome of those writing spiders make YUGE webs that are tough as leather.  My wife would not be able to stand that gif
17:06.33manithreesends the link to Mrs. Manithree
17:22.59jlp_zncheh
17:29.25youtahlol
17:32.07jfindlaylolstats
17:33.37youtah~lolstats
17:33.39infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2277.  Top 3: youtah -- 1120 (49.2%), keldwud -- 115 (5.1%), jfindlay -- 69 (3.0%)
17:33.49youtahHuzzah!
17:33.56youtahmore than 1000 over 2nd place
17:34.21youtah~? status
17:34.23youtah~? stats
17:34.27youtah~?stats
17:34.27infobottotal count of ? on #utah: 637.  Top 3: goozbach -- 145 (22.8%), eightyeight -- 99 (15.5%), youtah -- 57 (8.9%)
17:34.28youtahlol
17:34.35youtah~:)stats
17:34.35infobottotal count of :) on #utah: 1802.  Top 3: goozbach -- 283 (15.7%), eightyeight -- 192 (10.7%), SunSparc -- 116 (6.4%)
17:34.39SunSparcinfobot: Congratulate youtah
17:34.39infobotACTION congratulates youtah on being a new owner of a $500 brick.
17:34.41youtah~:)stats youtah
17:34.41infobotyoutah has said :) 32 times (1.8 %), ranked 12/172 (percentile: 7.0 %)
17:34.41eightyeightheh
17:34.43eightyeighthah
17:34.45eightyeight:)
17:34.47eightyeight?
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17:35.00youtahlol
17:35.13youtah~hehstats
17:35.13infobottotal count of heh on #utah: 1704.  Top 3: eightyeight -- 547 (32.1%), fozzmoo -- 152 (8.9%), harleypig -- 143 (8.4%)
17:35.18youtah~hehstats youtah
17:35.18infobotyoutah has said heh 45 times (2.6 %), ranked 6/121 (percentile: 5.0 %)
17:35.31youtah~hahstats
17:35.31infobottotal count of hah on #utah: 276.  Top 3: eightyeight -- 95 (34.4%), goozbach -- 90 (32.6%), jlp_znc -- 19 (6.9%)
17:35.35SunSparcCongrats youtah, you are the most lolingest user in #utah.
17:35.43youtah~hahstats youtah
17:35.43infobotyoutah has said hah 13 times (4.7 %), ranked 4/35 (percentile: 11.4 %)
17:35.47youtahhah
17:36.59jlp_zncha
17:37.04jlp_znchah
17:37.13jlp_znc(oh no you don't)
17:37.17youtahlol
17:37.18jfindlaywow, I'm in 3rd place
17:37.24jfindlaywasn't even trying for it
17:37.26jfindlaylol
17:38.27eightyeighthttps://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/788433081132810241
17:39.10SunSparcWow
17:43.02jlp_zncthat's pretty ... something.
17:57.31youtahreminds me of that keigle exercise monitor that would post how many squeezes you could do, straight to your facebook feed. (it was a joke of course)
18:52.57TodPunkby the emperor's left toe, listening to linux zealots whine about how a thing isn't "on linux" because it is only supported on RHEL and Ubuntu is worse than listening to my teenagers complain about how I didn't say not to hit their siblings with their /elbows/!
18:56.21leviFor people interested in programming language semantics, Phil Wadler is doing an online Papers We Love presentation: https://www.bigmarker.com/conferences/90a654be8398/bigroom
18:56.57leviAlas, I have to stop listening for a stupid meeting. :(
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19:31.25jfindlaycan a meeting be smart?
19:50.44fadeinlevi: thanks for the heads up about PWL. This is really cool!
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20:14.16jlp_znchttps://github.com/bartobri/no-more-secrets
20:15.55jfindlayjlp_znc: no code of conduct
20:53.11jfindlay~narf
20:53.11infobotACTION the same thing we do every night $1, we're gonna try to take over the world!
20:53.31jfindlay~literal narf
20:53.31infobot"narf" is "<action> the same thing we do every night $1, we're gonna try to take over the world!"
20:53.38jfindlay~narf eightyeight
20:57.19Migshttps://i.sli.mg/eXQEH2.jpg
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21:08.49SunSparcjlp_znc: +1
21:10.30jlp_zncinfobot, narf $n is <reply>(The same thing we do every night, $n, we're gonna try to take over the world!)
21:10.30infobotokay, jlp_znc
21:10.37jlp_znc~/narf jfindlay
21:10.41jlp_znc~narf jfindlay
21:10.41infobot(The same thing we do every night, jfindlay, we're gonna try to take over the world!)
21:11.06jlp_zncno, infobot, narf $n is <reply>The same thing we do every night, $n, we're gonna try to take over the world!
21:11.20jlp_zncinfobot?
21:11.31jlp_znc~narf jfindlay
21:11.31infobot(The same thing we do every night, jfindlay, we're gonna try to take over the world!)
21:11.54jlp_zncinfobot forget cmd: narf (.?*)
21:11.54infobotjlp_znc: i didn't have anything called 'cmd: narf (.?*)' to forget
21:12.00jlp_zncinfobot forget cmd: narf (.*?)
21:12.00infoboti forgot cmd: narf (.*?), jlp_znc
21:12.07jlp_zncno, infobot, narf $n is <reply>The same thing we do every night, $n, we're gonna try to take over the world!
21:12.15jlp_zncinfobot, narf $n is <reply>The same thing we do every night, $n, we're gonna try to take over the world!
21:12.15infobotjlp_znc: okay
21:12.20jlp_znc~narf jfindlay
21:12.20infobotThe same thing we do every night, jfindlay, we're gonna try to take over the world!
21:12.27jlp_znc~factinfo narf
21:12.27infoboterror: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required)
21:12.27infobotnarf -- created by daxal <supaplex@12-254-173-115.client.attbi.com> at Tue May 27 18:06:08 2003 (4893 days); last modified at Tue Jun  5 20:49:37 2007 by herlo!n=clints@166-70-63-209.ip.xmission.com; it has been requested 4 times, last by jfindlay, 19m 16s ago.
21:12.50jlp_znc~forget narf
21:12.50infobotjlp_znc: i forgot narf
21:12.56jlp_znc~narf jfindlay
21:12.56infobotThe same thing we do every night, jfindlay, we're gonna try to take over the world!
21:13.06jlp_zncI think that's what you want
21:13.38SunSparc~seen herlo
21:13.42infobotherlo is currently on #uphpu (1d 5h 37m 1s), last said: 'devs know nothing of security'.
21:14.40SunSparc~seen jlp_znc
21:14.40infobotjlp_znc is currently on #utah (4d 1h 44m 12s) ##bspress (4d 1h 44m 12s). Has said a total of 27 messages. Is idling for 1m 34s, last said: 'I think that's what you want'.
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21:16.44romanovicwhat to do for lunch? my options are 1) ramen noodles 2) mtn dew 3) microwave popcorn
21:17.00jlp_zncmountain dew makes a great lunch
21:17.10jlp_zncwell, okay, not great.
21:17.28jlp_znccan't eat more than a spoonful of ramen any more
21:17.35jlp_zncI ate way too much of it in college.
21:17.44SunSparcromanovic: All three
21:18.01romanovicyeah I was sick once when I ate it as a 20 yr old.  I emptied my stomach and it was years until I could eat ramen again
21:18.06jlp_zncnow, when the kids want ramen, and they fix it, I smell it and I want some desperately... but after one spoonful I'm satisfied.
21:18.18jlp_znc(sometimes two)
21:18.26jlp_zncso I'd vote for the popcorn, myself.
21:18.29romanovicnow I usually only eat it when I haven't brought a lunch, and there's no time to go anywhere.  limited to free food options provided by the office
21:19.02jlp_zncI always keep a few cans of chili in my desk for just such an occasion.
21:19.04SunSparcromanovic: There is standard American Ramen. And then there is what those who live in Asia actually eat, which is usually much better.
21:19.22romanovicooh cans of chili, that's a good idea.
21:19.42jlp_zncso, when did these ramen houses start showing up?  my wife and I were out running errands last night and we saw two of them!
21:19.50romanovicactually, I do have a few MRE's at my desk I've been keeping in case I need food
21:20.01jlp_zncwhen I told her "oh, yeah, ten dollar ramen is a thing now." she just looked at me funny.  
21:20.06jlp_zncfunnier than usual, I mean.
21:20.42romanovicsomeone was asking about that a few days ago... are there any down around the south end of SL valley?
21:20.47jlp_znchmmm, MREs.  the problem with MREs is that they taste good once.  but the 19th time you've had the same one, you're just hating life.
21:20.48romanovicramen houses?
21:21.22jlp_znchttps://goo.gl/maps/JSwTWGUzLwC2
21:21.55jlp_znchttps://goo.gl/maps/62RKRHFU45u
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21:22.18jlp_znchttps://goo.gl/maps/6Vefh8w5C4E2
21:22.59jlp_zncyeah, it's a thing.
21:23.07SunSparchttps://www.japancentre.com/en/categories/705-ramen-noodles
21:24.21SunSparcForget that Top Ramen you find at Smiths.
21:29.47spangborn~karma brave
21:29.47infobotbrave has karma of 42
21:29.50spangborn~brave--
21:29.53spangbornSO THERE
21:29.58eightyeight~brave++
21:30.00eightyeightheh
21:30.02eightyeighthah
21:30.04eightyeight:)
21:30.06eightyeight?
21:30.46spangborn~lart eightyeight
21:30.46infobotoffers eightyeight some herring
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21:41.19aeryndunham... this has been an exceedingly long 2 hour shift
21:43.09spangbornLike two hours?
21:43.21spangborn(I'm playing with a Javaascript-based IRC client)
21:43.36spangbornNoticable missing features: autocomplete
21:45.17aeryndunhamA woman keeps yelling "I NEED YOU" every time she needs help
21:46.00spangbornYou should start singing to her
21:46.39aeryndunhamPassengers never know how to use the scroll wheel on the mouse or that browsers work in tabs
21:46.59aeryndunhamshe ended up in a different tab and yelled because she couldn't get back to her inbox
21:47.31jlp_zncyeah, sing "all you need is love" to her
21:48.58spangbornAre these passengers primarily elderly?
21:54.36SunSparcWhy use a web browser on a cruise ship? Certainly there are better things that one could be doing.
21:54.50spangbornLike drinking mojitos and eating the pizza on the top deck
21:54.59SunSparcExactly!
21:56.01aeryndunhamYeah, elderly
21:56.27aeryndunhamThey mostly come here because when you reach a certain level in our loyalty program you get a number of free internet minutes
21:56.41aeryndunhamthese people would never PAY for it
21:57.12SunSparcPeople should have to pass a test before they use a computer... :)
21:57.12spangbornWhat sort of filtering do you do? ;p
21:57.33aeryndunhamNot too much is blocked realy
21:57.39spangbornI'm sure there are people that try to watch porn and such over the satellite connection
21:57.50aeryndunhamstreaming doesn't really work out here
21:58.16SunSparcThat is what the shuffleboard deck is for.
21:58.29aeryndunhamhaha
21:58.42spangbornWhat's the max throughput?
21:58.43SunSparc:)
21:58.44aeryndunhamThhe level of computer illiteracy is staggering
21:58.48spangbornLike 3MBit?
21:58.57aeryndunhamit's a 21Mb connection for 5000 people
21:59.02spangbornHaha dang.
21:59.11spangbornI'm impressed that it's even 21Mb
21:59.24spangbornThat's a pretty good amount of bandwidth for a satellite connection
21:59.42aeryndunhamthey've improved it a lot in the past couple years
21:59.51aeryndunhambut the line I work for is way behind
21:59.57spangbornI'm sure it's absurdly expensive for them, too
21:59.59aeryndunhamroyal caribbea advertises "watch netflix from your cabin"
22:00.11spangbornThat seems... stupid.
22:00.20spangborn"Let's pay $1500/person to watch netflix on a boat"
22:00.35SunSparcSeriously, I can watch Netflix at home.
22:00.58spangbornHow am I ever going to survive having to wait a week to watch my TV shows while I'm on a floating movable island?
22:00.59romanovicI can see the logistics working though.  Netflix notoriously co-locates their content with different ISPs so their customers will have low latency and high availability
22:01.04aeryndunhamhaha our internet is expensive but other lines have moved to more reasonable "$10/day" or something
22:01.30spangbornaeryndunham: I'm aware it's expensive. I used a few of my in-laws minutes and good grief the actual pay rate is absurd
22:01.44spangborn$10/day isn't all that bad.
22:02.31aeryndunhamanyway, going to dinner, I shall return in an hour
22:03.26SunSparcbon apetite
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23:10.56romanovicwow, I didn't know this was in the works https://js.foundation/announcements/2016/10/17/Linux-Foundation-Unites-JavaScript-Community-Open-Web-Development/

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