| 03:17.09 | jfindlay | ~trollstats |
| 03:59.53 | *** join/#utah keldwud (288d2da4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.40.141.45.164) |
| 04:22.20 | eightyeight | heh |
| 04:22.22 | eightyeight | hah |
| 04:22.24 | eightyeight | :) |
| 04:22.26 | eightyeight | ? |
| 05:02.49 | *** join/#utah magmu (~Magical_M@66-7-124-45.static.ip.veracitynetworks.com) |
| 05:25.15 | *** join/#utah programmerq (~jefferya@unaffiliated/programmerq) |
| 06:01.19 | *** join/#utah programmerq (~jefferya@unaffiliated/programmerq) |
| 13:07.36 | *** join/#utah tiwula (~lane@70.89.246.241-Busname-UT.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) |
| 15:26.53 | youtah | lol |
| 15:26.55 | youtah | heh |
| 15:26.56 | youtah | hah |
| 15:26.57 | youtah | :) |
| 15:26.58 | youtah | ? |
| 15:27.41 | TodPunk | ... |
| 15:27.52 | youtah | ~lolstats |
| 15:27.52 | infobot | total count of lol on #utah: 2129. Top 3: youtah -- 1024 (48.1%), keldwud -- 115 (5.4%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%) |
| 15:27.57 | youtah | ~hehstats |
| 15:27.57 | infobot | total count of heh on #utah: 1612. Top 3: eightyeight -- 501 (31.1%), fozzmoo -- 152 (9.4%), harleypig -- 140 (8.7%) |
| 15:28.01 | youtah | ~hahstats |
| 15:28.01 | infobot | total count of hah on #utah: 203. Top 3: goozbach -- 83 (40.9%), eightyeight -- 53 (26.1%), keldwud -- 13 (6.4%) |
| 15:28.12 | youtah | ~:)stats |
| 15:28.13 | infobot | total count of :) on #utah: 1698. Top 3: goozbach -- 277 (16.3%), eightyeight -- 145 (8.5%), fozzmoo -- 106 (6.2%) |
| 15:28.20 | fozzmoo | Heh. |
| 15:28.25 | youtah | ~?stats |
| 15:28.26 | infobot | total count of ? on #utah: 563. Top 3: goozbach -- 138 (24.5%), eightyeight -- 58 (10.3%), youtah -- 44 (7.8%) |
| 15:28.47 | youtah | lol |
| 15:28.48 | harleypig | I should write a bot that randomly says 'heh' |
| 15:28.48 | youtah | heh |
| 15:28.50 | youtah | hah |
| 15:28.51 | youtah | :) |
| 15:28.52 | youtah | ? |
| 15:29.00 | jlp_znc | heh |
| 15:29.00 | youtah | yes harleypig yes |
| 15:29.07 | youtah | and WELCOME BACK harleypig! |
| 15:29.22 | youtah | it's been like 19 million years, plus 17 more, since you've been in here |
| 15:29.23 | harleypig | this is a bot |
| 15:29.29 | youtah | no it's not |
| 15:29.40 | harleypig | are you sure it's not |
| 15:29.42 | TodPunk | dude, youtah, harleypig is in here all the time |
| 15:29.44 | youtah | I can sense when it's harleybot and harleypig |
| 15:29.53 | youtah | he's here, but is he really here TodPunk? |
| 15:29.55 | TodPunk | it's you that's only randomly here |
| 15:30.06 | harleypig | How do you feel when you sense it's harleybot and harleypig |
| 15:30.07 | TodPunk | well, yes, in spirit, which is all that's left, really |
| 15:30.07 | youtah | he might be here physically |
| 15:30.20 | youtah | because I am watching you on the web cam harleypig |
| 15:30.32 | TodPunk | with the "ghost" lens added? |
| 15:30.40 | harleypig | I hope you enjoy the view :> |
| 15:30.47 | jlp_znc | ~invoice trump for hillary's e-mail server |
| 15:30.47 | infobot | ACTION sends trump an invoice for hillary's e-mail server and demands immediate payment! |
| 15:30.47 | youtah | steamy as always |
| 15:31.02 | TodPunk | harleypig: well yes, he paid for it, after all |
| 15:31.23 | youtah | Oh |
| 15:31.30 | youtah | we were talking about you the other night |
| 15:31.32 | youtah | btw |
| 15:31.38 | harleypig | uh |
| 15:31.38 | youtah | at an astronomy party of all things |
| 15:31.51 | youtah | Ryan Simpkins was there |
| 15:31.55 | harleypig | massive body talk |
| 15:32.11 | harleypig | How's he doing? |
| 15:32.16 | harleypig | Is he still with Adobe? |
| 15:32.18 | youtah | he's doing well |
| 15:32.20 | youtah | yeah |
| 15:32.33 | youtah | he has his extra class ham radio license now |
| 15:32.35 | youtah | along with his wife |
| 15:32.43 | youtah | and his 12yo daughter |
| 15:32.54 | youtah | (youngest extra class ham in the nation atm) |
| 15:33.14 | youtah | and his 10yo son has his general |
| 15:33.31 | youtah | he brought his telescope. Very nice refractive |
| 15:34.30 | youtah | anyway, he and another guy that he works with were both wondering how you were doing |
| 15:34.49 | youtah | I started crying because you haven't been around, despite what TodPunk says |
| 15:35.07 | TodPunk | ~logs |
| 15:35.07 | infobot | All conversations are logged to http://infobot.rikers.org/%23utah/ Lines starting with spaces are not logged. Logs are updated daily. |
| 15:35.17 | eightyeight | hah |
| 15:35.18 | eightyeight | heh |
| 15:35.20 | eightyeight | :) |
| 15:35.22 | eightyeight | ? |
| 15:35.57 | jlp_znc | ~santa youtah |
| 15:35.57 | infobot | ACTION showers youtah with lovely gifts |
| 15:36.13 | jlp_znc | ~santa eightyeight |
| 15:36.13 | infobot | ACTION showers eightyeight with lovely gifts |
| 15:36.17 | jlp_znc | hmmm |
| 15:36.21 | youtah | hah |
| 15:36.22 | youtah | heh |
| 15:36.23 | eightyeight | ~whaleslap jlp_znc |
| 15:36.23 | infobot | ACTION beats jlp_znc upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh |
| 15:36.24 | youtah | lol |
| 15:36.24 | jlp_znc | ~santa harlypig |
| 15:36.24 | infobot | ACTION gives harlypig a chunk of coal |
| 15:36.25 | youtah | :) |
| 15:36.26 | youtah | ? |
| 15:36.51 | jlp_znc | ~trump eightyeight |
| 15:36.51 | infobot | NULL |
| 15:36.54 | jlp_znc | arg |
| 15:36.58 | jlp_znc | that annoys me |
| 15:38.02 | youtah | who killed ~trump?! |
| 15:38.21 | youtah | did someone delete the command? |
| 15:38.26 | youtah | this makes me le-sad |
| 15:39.41 | jlp_znc | ~trump eightyeight |
| 15:39.41 | infobot | ACTION deports eightyeight |
| 15:39.54 | TodPunk | ~hillary jlp_znc |
| 15:39.54 | infobot | <actionsets up a private email server for jlp_znc |
| 15:39.56 | jlp_znc | someone keeps messing trump and hillary up |
| 15:40.00 | TodPunk | hahahaha |
| 15:40.01 | jlp_znc | arg, typo |
| 15:40.29 | jlp_znc | ~hillary TodPunk |
| 15:40.29 | infobot | ACTION tells TodPunk what they want to hear |
| 15:41.10 | jlp_znc | we need TimRiker to factprotect those |
| 15:42.00 | jlp_znc | lock cmd: hillary (.*?) |
| 15:42.09 | jlp_znc | ~lock cmd: hillary (.*?) |
| 15:42.28 | jlp_znc | <infobot> sorry, locking cannot be used since it can be abused unneccesarily |
| 15:42.33 | jlp_znc | :-( |
| 15:43.12 | jlp_znc | ~tubes |
| 15:43.13 | infobot | tubes are actually filled with aerodynamic, efficient squirrls, each with carrying packet on their back and they run back and forth ferrying packets from switch to switch and router to router |
| 15:43.35 | jlp_znc | ~factinfo tubes |
| 15:43.35 | infobot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 15:43.35 | infobot | tubes -- created by findlay <n=justin@67.137.24.115> at Tue Nov 7 00:02:50 2006 (3577 days); it has been requested 5 times, last by jlp_znc, 22s ago. |
| 15:44.37 | TodPunk | ~factinfo tump |
| 15:44.37 | infobot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 15:44.37 | infobot | there's no such factoid as tump, TodPunk |
| 15:44.41 | TodPunk | ~factinfo trump |
| 15:44.41 | infobot | error: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required) |
| 15:44.41 | infobot | trump -- created by fungus <fungus@delta.myfungus.net> at Tue Aug 9 22:29:09 2016 (13 days); it has been requested once, last by jfindlay at Wed Aug 10 10:23:11 2016. |
| 15:44.47 | eightyeight | ~factcheck trump |
| 15:44.47 | infobot | ACTION forces trump to exhaustively fact-check a Rush Limbaugh interview with Vice-President Cheney |
| 15:46.16 | *** join/#utah SunSparc (~jonathan@45.56.57.85) |
| 15:49.47 | jlp_znc | ~systemd eightyeight |
| 15:49.47 | infobot | ACTION reboots eightyeight's computer |
| 15:50.01 | eightyeight | ~gentoo jlp_znc |
| 15:50.02 | infobot | ACTION recompiles jlp_znc again |
| 15:50.13 | jlp_znc | ~systemd eightyeight |
| 15:50.13 | infobot | ACTION accesses eightyeight's network |
| 15:50.22 | eightyeight | ~windows jlp_znc |
| 15:50.23 | infobot | ACTION installs Windows ME on jlp_znc's PC. |
| 15:50.31 | jlp_znc | ~systemd eightyeight |
| 15:50.31 | infobot | ACTION accesses eightyeight's network |
| 15:50.35 | jlp_znc | aw |
| 15:50.47 | eightyeight | ~oracle jlp_znc |
| 15:50.50 | jlp_znc | too soon |
| 15:50.50 | eightyeight | :( |
| 15:50.54 | jlp_znc | ~systemd eightyeight |
| 15:50.55 | infobot | ACTION kills all of eightyeight's processes |
| 15:51.00 | eightyeight | ~ubuntu jlp_znc |
| 15:51.00 | infobot | ACTION lovingly explains to jlp_znc in a way that causes jlp_znc to weep with gratitude that jlp_znc must read the fine, friendly manual |
| 15:51.02 | jlp_znc | that's the one I wanted |
| 15:51.15 | TodPunk | rtffm |
| 15:51.24 | TodPunk | ~java youtah |
| 15:51.24 | infobot | Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: youtah |
| 15:51.25 | jlp_znc | rtfffm |
| 15:51.37 | jlp_znc | oooo, no class |
| 15:51.49 | jlp_znc | anyone remember Fat Albert? |
| 15:51.50 | TodPunk | ~class youtah |
| 15:51.56 | TodPunk | I do |
| 15:52.04 | RyanE | hey hey hey! |
| 15:52.06 | jlp_znc | youtah is like school in summer time |
| 15:52.22 | eightyeight | ~rlart |
| 15:52.22 | infobot | strangles harleypig with a doohicky mouse cord |
| 15:52.29 | RyanE | I didn't like FA, because of the kid who looked like he had a shell on his head. |
| 15:52.39 | jlp_znc | mushmouth? he was great |
| 15:52.41 | TodPunk | I didn't like FA because it wasn't funny |
| 15:52.45 | jlp_znc | that was his stocking cap |
| 15:52.56 | RyanE | no, Dumb Donald, apparently: http://fatalbert.wikia.com/wiki/Dumb_Donald |
| 15:52.57 | TodPunk | He just has his catch phrase and they all stood around looking dopey all the time |
| 15:53.08 | youtah | lol, no class |
| 15:53.45 | jlp_znc | so, a bunch of us from work were walking back from lunch the other day and I had a picture in my head of the fat albert crew walking |
| 15:53.49 | TodPunk | Of COURSE there's a Fat Albert wikia. Of course. |
| 15:54.05 | RyanE | I googled 'Fat Albert kid with shell on head', and that was the lucky link. :) |
| 15:55.24 | jlp_znc | heh |
| 15:55.27 | jlp_znc | hah |
| 15:56.05 | eightyeight | heh |
| 15:56.05 | harleypig | HAH |
| 15:56.06 | harleypig | HEH |
| 15:56.08 | eightyeight | hah |
| 15:56.09 | eightyeight | :) |
| 15:56.11 | eightyeight | ? |
| 15:56.13 | TodPunk | Muahahahaha |
| 15:56.21 | eightyeight | ~brave++ |
| 15:56.27 | harleypig | Hmmm ... |
| 15:56.40 | harleypig | wonders if multiple heh's per line is counted |
| 15:56.43 | jlp_znc | ~karma brave |
| 15:56.43 | infobot | brave has karma of 123 |
| 15:56.45 | harleypig | heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh |
| 15:56.47 | jlp_znc | harleypig: I don't think so |
| 15:56.54 | harleypig | ~hehstats |
| 15:56.54 | infobot | total count of heh on #utah: 1618. Top 3: eightyeight -- 503 (31.1%), fozzmoo -- 152 (9.4%), harleypig -- 140 (8.7%) |
| 15:57.03 | jlp_znc | I know I have said "heh heh" more times than anyone |
| 15:57.50 | harleypig | But have you said 'heh heh' more often than we've said 'heh'? |
| 15:57.59 | harleypig | Doesn't look like it. :P |
| 15:58.01 | harleypig | heh |
| 15:58.05 | eightyeight | heh |
| 15:58.08 | eightyeight | hah |
| 15:58.10 | eightyeight | :) |
| 15:58.12 | eightyeight | ? |
| 15:58.30 | eightyeight | ~hahstats |
| 15:58.30 | infobot | total count of hah on #utah: 209. Top 3: goozbach -- 83 (39.7%), eightyeight -- 56 (26.8%), keldwud -- 13 (6.2%) |
| 15:58.33 | eightyeight | ~:)stats |
| 15:58.33 | infobot | total count of :) on #utah: 1703. Top 3: goozbach -- 277 (16.3%), eightyeight -- 148 (8.7%), fozzmoo -- 106 (6.2%) |
| 15:58.42 | eightyeight | ~?stats |
| 15:58.42 | infobot | total count of ? on #utah: 568. Top 3: goozbach -- 138 (24.3%), eightyeight -- 61 (10.7%), youtah -- 46 (8.1%) |
| 15:58.44 | jlp_znc | heh |
| 15:58.46 | jlp_znc | I'm sure I have |
| 15:58.49 | eightyeight | closes in |
| 15:59.12 | harleypig | Counting only :) is discriminatory ... :] should also be counted. |
| 15:59.34 | eightyeight | (: |
| 16:00.14 | harleypig | nah, not those |
| 16:00.20 | eightyeight | ): |
| 16:00.48 | harleypig | I'm a smiley face justice warrior. Don't expect rationality from me! |
| 16:00.59 | eightyeight | ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°) |
| 16:01.56 | harleypig | infobot should just compile stats on all distinct word groupings |
| 16:02.01 | harleypig | ~randomstats |
| 16:02.05 | harleypig | ~compile |
| 16:02.05 | infobot | tar -zxvf tarball, cd blah, ./configure, make, make install or install by hand., but for an easier way to compile the kernel, apt-get install kernel-package |
| 16:02.16 | harleypig | woops |
| 16:02.19 | harleypig | ~compilestats |
| 16:02.27 | eightyeight | ~stats |
| 16:02.27 | infobot | Since Mon Aug 15 21:06:00 2016, there have been 12 modifications, 194 questions, 0 dunnos, 0 morons and 77 commands. I have been awake for 7d 18h 56m 27s this session, and currently reference 119599 factoids. I'm using about 85808 kB of memory. With 0 active forks. Process time user/system 1139.39/17.34 child 0/0.01 |
| 16:02.31 | harleypig | ~woopsstats |
| 16:02.37 | eightyeight | `0 morons' |
| 16:02.40 | eightyeight | that's good |
| 16:02.54 | harleypig | hmmm ... how does one qualify as a moron ... |
| 16:03.04 | eightyeight | ~moron |
| 16:03.04 | infobot | moron is probably someone that types long lines starting with "infobot" |
| 16:03.17 | eightyeight | ~dunno |
| 16:03.17 | infobot | i guess dunno is #!/usr/bin/girl |
| 16:03.41 | harleypig | infobot, so if I type a long line that starts with infobot but doesn't really have any semantic content I will be labeld as a moron? Is this line long enough? |
| 16:03.42 | infobot | harleypig: what are you talking about? |
| 16:03.42 | jlp_znc | oh |
| 16:03.45 | eightyeight | infobot: factcheck trump |
| 16:03.45 | infobot | ACTION forces trump to exhaustively fact-check a Rush Limbaugh interview with Vice-President Cheney |
| 16:03.48 | eightyeight | ~stats |
| 16:03.48 | infobot | Since Mon Aug 15 21:06:00 2016, there have been 12 modifications, 197 questions, 0 dunnos, 0 morons and 78 commands. I have been awake for 7d 18h 57m 48s this session, and currently reference 119599 factoids. I'm using about 85808 kB of memory. With 0 active forks. Process time user/system 1139.76/17.39 child 0/0.01 |
| 16:04.29 | harleypig | goes back to work |
| 16:04.39 | harleypig | zzzzZZZZZZ |
| 16:06.28 | jlp_znc | harleypig: https://searchcode.com/codesearch/view/9436270/ scroll down to the bottom |
| 16:06.39 | jlp_znc | (or search for "moron") |
| 16:07.35 | jlp_znc | I'm trying to figure out what you have to do to get there, though. |
| 16:07.58 | eightyeight | infobot: 0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef |
| 16:08.07 | eightyeight | ~stats |
| 16:08.07 | infobot | Since Mon Aug 15 21:06:00 2016, there have been 12 modifications, 197 questions, 0 dunnos, 0 morons and 78 commands. I have been awake for 7d 19h 2m 7s this session, and currently reference 119599 factoids. I'm using about 85808 kB of memory. With 0 active forks. Process time user/system 1140.17/17.43 child 0/0.01 |
| 16:08.10 | eightyeight | ): |
| 16:08.42 | eightyeight | infobot: factcheck 0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef |
| 16:08.42 | infobot | ACTION forces 0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef to exhaustively fact-check a Rush Limbaugh interview with Vice-President Cheney |
| 16:08.48 | eightyeight | ~stats |
| 16:08.48 | infobot | Since Mon Aug 15 21:06:00 2016, there have been 12 modifications, 198 questions, 0 dunnos, 0 morons and 79 commands. I have been awake for 7d 19h 2m 48s this session, and currently reference 119599 factoids. I'm using about 85808 kB of memory. With 0 active forks. Process time user/system 1140.23/17.47 child 0/0.01 |
| 16:09.27 | eightyeight | infobot: where can i get 0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef |
| 16:09.41 | eightyeight | ~where is 0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef |
| 16:09.41 | infobot | eightyeight: I think you lost me on that one |
| 16:09.51 | eightyeight | shrugs |
| 16:10.30 | TodPunk | ~0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef |
| 16:10.38 | eightyeight | maybe factoids > 64 chars? |
| 16:10.38 | TodPunk | >.> |
| 16:10.56 | eightyeight | ~hex |
| 16:10.58 | eightyeight | infobot: hex is 0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef |
| 16:10.58 | infobot | is 0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef0123456789abcdef is 69 73 20 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 61 62 63 64 65 66 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 61 62 63 64 65 66 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 61 62 63 64 65 66 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 61 62 63 64 65 66 |
| 16:11.10 | eightyeight | heh |
| 16:11.19 | eightyeight | hmm |
| 16:11.20 | youtah | ~hex nachos |
| 16:11.20 | infobot | nachos is 6E 61 63 68 6F 73 |
| 16:11.21 | jlp_znc | you've got to somehow get doStatement to fail |
| 16:11.41 | youtah | ~rot trump |
| 16:11.41 | infobot | trump |
| 16:11.46 | youtah | ~rot13 trump |
| 16:11.46 | infobot | gehzc |
| 16:11.58 | youtah | ~rot1300000 trump |
| 16:11.58 | infobot | trump |
| 16:12.01 | youtah | lol |
| 16:12.12 | eightyeight | ~rot0123456789abcdef trump |
| 16:12.30 | eightyeight | ~base64 password |
| 16:12.46 | jlp_znc | doStatement is here: https://searchcode.com/codesearch/view/9436771/ |
| 16:12.52 | youtah | ~md5 nachos |
| 16:12.58 | spangborn | ~brave-- |
| 16:13.01 | youtah | ~md5 password |
| 16:13.06 | spangborn | ~md5 hunter2 |
| 16:13.17 | youtah | ~rot13 brave |
| 16:13.17 | infobot | oenir |
| 16:13.32 | youtah | spangborn, that is how you should pronounce it from now on |
| 16:13.36 | youtah | oenir |
| 16:13.44 | youtah | oh-ee-near |
| 16:13.47 | jlp_znc | ~oenir++ |
| 16:13.52 | youtah | lol |
| 16:14.02 | eightyeight | ~brave++ |
| 16:14.26 | jlp_znc | goes back to work |
| 16:14.31 | youtah | goes back to work |
| 16:26.28 | jfindlay | ~nacho |
| 16:26.28 | infobot | Do you remember when the people were shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse? |
| 16:27.03 | youtah | http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/8/15/1560613/-Renowned-lawyer-who-represented-Julian-Assange-died-after-being-struck-by-train-in-West-Hampstead |
| 16:27.38 | youtah | http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/702542/Panic-intruder-Ecuadorian-Embassy-Julian-Assange |
| 16:29.25 | spangborn | ~md5 rm -rf / |
| 16:29.49 | spangborn | I suppose rot13 would be more useful there |
| 16:29.56 | spangborn | ~rot13 rm -rf / |
| 16:29.56 | infobot | ez -es / |
| 16:30.03 | spangborn | Ez, hah. |
| 16:30.30 | eightyeight | ~sha1 rm -rf / |
| 16:30.39 | eightyeight | ~md4 rm -rf / |
| 16:30.49 | spangborn | rip infobot |
| 16:31.45 | spangborn | ~brave-- |
| 16:33.11 | eightyeight | ~lart spangborn |
| 16:33.11 | infobot | stuffs spangborn into a shiny new tin can and vacuum seals it |
| 16:33.16 | eightyeight | ~brave++ |
| 16:34.48 | spangborn | ~trump eightyeight |
| 16:34.49 | infobot | ACTION orange frosts eightyeight's hair |
| 16:34.56 | spangborn | Oh that's awful |
| 16:37.24 | eightyeight | ~slackware spangborn |
| 16:37.31 | eightyeight | ~fedora spangborn |
| 16:37.31 | infobot | ACTION tells spangborn that becoming RHCP certified, is The One True Way to Supreme Linux Knowledge |
| 16:37.56 | spangborn | I'm disappointed that Uber Eats isn't available here. |
| 16:38.02 | spangborn | I wanted to be exceptionally lazy. |
| 16:38.16 | eightyeight | i'm still waiting fon a snack car on the frontrunner |
| 16:38.25 | spangborn | Ooo, that would be nice. |
| 16:38.32 | eightyeight | s/fon/for/ |
| 16:39.54 | eightyeight | i've brought it up to them a couple times. seems like a no-brainer. |
| 16:40.38 | eightyeight | put it in the middle of the cars, so it can be accessible from both ends |
| 16:40.54 | eightyeight | then again, they would need to put trash cans on the other cars, something they refuse to do |
| 16:41.08 | jlp_znc | I think the intention is that you shouldn't be on frontrunner long enough to need a snack |
| 16:41.22 | eightyeight | i'm on it 45 minutes one direction |
| 16:41.38 | eightyeight | i'd easily purchase a candy bar and a coke. or a bottled water. |
| 16:41.42 | spangborn | Do you live in Provo or something? |
| 16:41.47 | jlp_znc | https://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/34a9ng/shower_thought_snackdrink_car_on_mbta_commuter/ |
| 16:41.47 | eightyeight | syracuse |
| 16:41.50 | spangborn | Even a vending machine would do. |
| 16:42.05 | jlp_znc | https://www.quora.com/NJ-Transit-Why-isnt-there-a-refreshment-car-on-any-of-the-trains |
| 16:42.33 | youtah | There has got to be a better, and super... simple... task queing system |
| 16:42.46 | youtah | Celery with Redis is like a freaking bulldozer |
| 16:42.57 | youtah | and all I need is a shovel |
| 16:43.17 | youtah | may just have to write his own |
| 16:43.29 | spangborn | It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife? |
| 16:43.31 | eightyeight | yeah. i've wondered if a profit could be made. and how stock would be refreshed |
| 16:44.02 | youtah | exactly spangborn |
| 16:44.07 | eightyeight | keeping staff at the bar has to be expensive, and would the profits offset the cost, and still come out in the black? |
| 16:44.24 | spangborn | Vending machine. Problem solved. |
| 16:44.34 | spangborn | Bolt the sucker to the floor and wall, so it doesn't go flying |
| 16:44.35 | jlp_znc | generally, the perception is that the costs outweigh the benefits |
| 16:44.47 | youtah | you know how you fix this? |
| 16:44.59 | RyanE | You'd easily see the price of the candy bar and coke is too much, and start bringing your own. |
| 16:45.03 | youtah | you require all passengers to wear a top hat and fancy coat |
| 16:45.09 | jlp_znc | heh |
| 16:45.14 | RyanE | and a monocle |
| 16:45.18 | youtah | exactly |
| 16:45.19 | jlp_znc | and carry a cane |
| 16:45.25 | youtah | hand otu fake moustaches |
| 16:45.27 | youtah | out |
| 16:45.28 | RyanE | left eye monocles to the front, right eye to the back. |
| 16:45.28 | eightyeight | RyanE: that doesn't happen though. people will pay for convenience. |
| 16:45.29 | spangborn | Bifocal monocle? |
| 16:45.37 | RyanE | spangborn: with a waiver |
| 16:46.11 | eightyeight | to be fair, they did open a convenience shop at SLC years ago. it didn't last long. |
| 16:46.20 | RyanE | not convenient enough? |
| 16:46.24 | eightyeight | the problem with that shop, however, was people were busy jumping from train to train |
| 16:46.27 | eightyeight | didn't have time to stop |
| 16:46.50 | jlp_znc | put vending machines at the stations... I'm sure they can find a contractor who would do it. |
| 16:47.06 | spangborn | Wonder how quickly they'd be vandalized though. |
| 16:47.12 | jlp_znc | there are companies where that is all they do (they place vending machines at various places... share revenues with the place they put them) |
| 16:47.16 | spangborn | Given the shit that happens at TRAX/FR stations as is. |
| 16:47.17 | youtah | I still think vending machines in the train car would go over very very well |
| 16:47.31 | jlp_znc | there are cages for vending machines... I see them at rest stops on the freeway. |
| 16:47.44 | youtah | vending machines deserve to be free |
| 16:47.53 | spangborn | Free as in beer? |
| 16:47.59 | youtah | not behind bars |
| 16:48.01 | eightyeight | #VendingMachineGate |
| 16:48.04 | RyanE | yeah, I feel sad when I see a vending machine treated like Veal. |
| 16:48.25 | youtah | ~RyanE++ |
| 16:48.27 | spangborn | When Vending Machine Country sends their vending machines, they're not sending the best vending machines |
| 16:48.41 | spangborn | They're sending the vending machines that steal your money, dispense the wrong product, and tip over. |
| 16:49.01 | spangborn | ~trump vending machines |
| 16:49.01 | infobot | ACTION bankrupts vending machines |
| 16:49.09 | jlp_znc | hah |
| 16:49.12 | youtah | you haven't even seen Mr. Small Hands vending machines yet. They're the best vending machines. Believe me. |
| 16:49.46 | spangborn | My vending machines are quite sizable, and everything that goes with that. |
| 16:50.00 | spangborn | Crooked bartender wouldn't know anything about selling you good sofa. |
| 16:50.02 | spangborn | *soda |
| 16:50.09 | RyanE | ~twss |
| 16:50.09 | infobot | That's what she said! |
| 16:50.09 | eightyeight | I have the best vending machines. They are the best. Believe me, I know vending machines. |
| 16:50.11 | RyanE | too slow... |
| 16:50.22 | spangborn | Crooked bartender has a deal with the soda companies to sell poison |
| 16:50.41 | *** join/#utah tiwula (~lane@70.89.246.241-Busname-UT.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) |
| 16:50.52 | eightyeight | before they bring on vending machines, i would like a more reliable wifi |
| 16:51.03 | eightyeight | rather than always tethering off my phone |
| 16:51.04 | spangborn | I'd like fiber on the trains, personally. |
| 16:51.19 | youtah | can a nonreliable wifi be called wifi? the term wifi to me implies that it works. |
| 16:51.32 | spangborn | If I can't torrent an entire TV series on my 20 minutes train ride, it's not fast enough. |
| 16:51.35 | jlp_znc | pictures a huge spool of fiber that unreels from the northernmost station |
| 16:51.49 | youtah | just let it drag behind the trian |
| 16:51.50 | youtah | train |
| 16:51.55 | spangborn | Fiber car. |
| 16:52.00 | spangborn | With a giant spool. |
| 16:52.02 | eightyeight | use the wheel <-> track connectivity |
| 16:52.06 | jlp_znc | ooo, put the spool on the train! yeah! |
| 16:52.16 | eightyeight | let the track be the connection point |
| 16:52.22 | eightyeight | like powerline |
| 16:52.28 | spangborn | Fiberline. |
| 16:52.30 | youtah | if the light passes through the rails |
| 16:52.31 | spangborn | Fiberrail? |
| 16:52.43 | youtah | and they are clear at the point in which the wheels make contact with the train |
| 16:52.51 | youtah | and the center of the trains wheel is also transparent |
| 16:52.51 | spangborn | They already do run current through the rails, btw. |
| 16:52.54 | spangborn | It's used for signaling. |
| 16:53.03 | eightyeight | indeed |
| 16:53.03 | youtah | then we could pass light signals |
| 16:53.12 | spangborn | And yes, I fell into a wikipedia rabbit hole on rail car signaling. |
| 16:53.23 | spangborn | It was probably my favorite wiki rabbit hole. |
| 16:53.23 | jlp_znc | heh |
| 16:53.27 | eightyeight | and the FR is PTC equipped |
| 16:54.01 | spangborn | It's pretty cool stuff. |
| 16:54.20 | eightyeight | interestingly enough, amusement park rides, like those at lagoon, have similar tech |
| 16:54.30 | spangborn | That I did not know, but it makes sense. |
| 16:54.41 | youtah | <3's Lagoon |
| 16:54.42 | eightyeight | electronically tracked sections, where only one coaster car is allowed at a time |
| 16:54.42 | jlp_znc | I've noticed that the crossing at 5900 S seems to leave the gate down a long time after the SB front runner goes through |
| 16:54.44 | youtah | it's where fun is |
| 16:55.06 | eightyeight | if a 2nd car enters the section, emergency brakes are opened in upcoming sections to prevent collisions |
| 16:55.12 | jlp_znc | eightyeight: remember the original Wild Mouse? it was the most dangerous ride in the park. |
| 16:55.23 | youtah | I do! |
| 16:55.24 | spangborn | The one that people died on? |
| 16:55.26 | eightyeight | jlp_znc: i rode it as a kid |
| 16:55.28 | jlp_znc | completely manually operated. it had about 12 operators spaced throughout the ride. |
| 16:55.42 | jlp_znc | each one manually operated brakes to slow the cars to maintain the separation. |
| 16:55.53 | jlp_znc | it was a great ride, though. |
| 16:56.17 | youtah | any of you have season passes? |
| 16:56.21 | eightyeight | i don't think it shut down due to deaths though |
| 16:56.31 | eightyeight | i think those rumors were badly spread |
| 16:56.38 | jlp_znc | not this year... we have had season passes in the past, though. |
| 16:56.39 | youtah | it think it was a maintenance nightmare |
| 16:56.43 | eightyeight | youtah: i do |
| 16:57.02 | youtah | we picked them up on the Black Friday sale in Nov. They were like $80 per person |
| 16:57.10 | eightyeight | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Mouse_(Lagoon)#Previous_Wild_Mouse_Rides_at_Lagoon |
| 16:57.27 | eightyeight | "A common myth among local Utah residents is that one of these Wild Mouse coasters has had one or more severe accidents causing severe injury or death. However, there has been no verifiable evidence to conclude there has ever been a major incident on any Wild Mouse ride at Lagoon." |
| 16:57.52 | spangborn | Interesting. |
| 16:57.52 | eightyeight | youtah: yeah. that was my understanding when i worked there as a kid- it was troublesome to maintain |
| 16:58.02 | jlp_znc | the new wild mouse is completely automated and very very safe. |
| 16:58.15 | spangborn | And nauseating. |
| 16:58.20 | spangborn | That top section *barf* |
| 16:58.31 | youtah | I love that top section |
| 16:58.49 | youtah | I try to scream and embarress my kids as much as possible |
| 16:58.52 | youtah | it's fantastic |
| 16:58.58 | eightyeight | i love the wild mouse |
| 16:59.21 | eightyeight | although the spider is my favorite |
| 16:59.44 | spangborn | I'm amazed that the cost of Jetstar 2 was only $500K |
| 16:59.51 | spangborn | Granted that was in 1976 |
| 16:59.53 | jlp_znc | spider is a terrific ride |
| 16:59.55 | eightyeight | the cannibal is a good ride, and certainly smooth |
| 17:00.03 | youtah | Spider makes me so sick |
| 17:00.04 | spangborn | Cannibal is my favorite. |
| 17:00.05 | youtah | lol |
| 17:00.06 | eightyeight | but the spider offers a unique experience every time you ride it |
| 17:00.08 | jlp_znc | I have still not ridden cannibal |
| 17:00.15 | eightyeight | which i really like about the spider |
| 17:00.18 | spangborn | I'm also a big Colossus fan. |
| 17:00.27 | youtah | I love Colossus |
| 17:00.30 | youtah | and Screamer |
| 17:00.32 | eightyeight | wicked gives me the worst headache |
| 17:00.34 | jlp_znc | ah, colossus... that's a great ride |
| 17:00.41 | eightyeight | colossus is fun, indeed |
| 17:00.45 | jlp_znc | but we always try to ride the wooden roller coaster a lot. |
| 17:00.47 | eightyeight | too bad they took out the photo booth |
| 17:00.55 | spangborn | I like that they re-did the wooden one |
| 17:01.02 | eightyeight | the wooden roller coaster and wikced give me a terrible headache |
| 17:01.03 | youtah | and of course, the shaken baby syndrome ride... aka the White Rollar Coaster |
| 17:01.07 | jlp_znc | when the park is closing, we try to ride it as many times as we can until they block off the ride |
| 17:01.35 | jlp_znc | wooden roller coasters are just amazing. I love the way the car flexes as you go around the turns |
| 17:01.47 | youtah | they're no longer going to be repainting it white anymore |
| 17:01.52 | jlp_znc | you can feel it changing shape |
| 17:01.56 | eightyeight | also too much maintenance |
| 17:02.07 | spangborn | My favorite wooden coaster is in Idaho |
| 17:02.12 | eightyeight | pressure weather treated wood makes much more sense than painting it |
| 17:02.13 | jlp_znc | yeah, we always called it the white roller coaster, but apparently painting it white was only started in the 70s |
| 17:02.17 | youtah | I had heard it was for easier inspection as well |
| 17:02.17 | spangborn | Silverwood has two amazing wooden coasters |
| 17:02.30 | jlp_znc | it never used to be painted before that |
| 17:02.50 | youtah | we should have an IRC Lagoon Day |
| 17:02.56 | youtah | lol |
| 17:03.07 | youtah | heh |
| 17:03.08 | youtah | hah |
| 17:03.09 | youtah | :) |
| 17:03.10 | spangborn | Did KUTV2 do their deal again? |
| 17:03.12 | youtah | ? |
| 17:03.24 | spangborn | Tremors is the Silverwood ride I love. |
| 17:03.25 | youtah | what was their deal? |
| 17:03.26 | eightyeight | heh |
| 17:03.28 | eightyeight | hah |
| 17:03.30 | eightyeight | :) |
| 17:03.32 | eightyeight | ? |
| 17:03.36 | spangborn | It was a BOGO deal, I think? |
| 17:03.42 | spangborn | I can't remember |
| 17:03.55 | jlp_znc | there's a deal coming up for frightmares that is two-for-one |
| 17:07.35 | eightyeight | huh. interesting. |
| 17:07.56 | eightyeight | spider was the first spinning coaster in north america |
| 17:08.09 | eightyeight | cannibal is the steepest coaster in the u.s. |
| 17:08.21 | spangborn | That's because it's basically straight down, right? |
| 17:08.53 | eightyeight | goes back 16 degrees from vertical |
| 17:08.58 | eightyeight | 116-degree drop |
| 17:09.03 | youtah | http://i.imgur.com/2VaTeGy.jpg |
| 17:09.23 | spangborn | (NSFW) |
| 17:09.32 | youtah | contains language |
| 17:09.43 | spangborn | French, even. |
| 17:10.06 | eightyeight | "It features the steepest drop in North America, fourth-steepest in the world, and holds the world record for the tallest beyond-vertical drop on a roller coaster." |
| 17:10.10 | youtah | he's probably British ;) |
| 17:10.28 | youtah | wouldn't that be 106 degree? |
| 17:10.41 | youtah | degrees? |
| 17:10.59 | jlp_znc | yeah |
| 17:11.04 | jlp_znc | "how high are you?" |
| 17:11.09 | jlp_znc | "yes" :-) |
| 17:11.14 | youtah | lol |
| 17:11.48 | eightyeight | er, yeah, 26 degrees. typo. |
| 17:12.02 | eightyeight | interesting it was designed mostly in-house |
| 17:15.42 | jfindlay | that stuff is all last century |
| 17:16.02 | youtah | Did you guys hear about the chef that died? |
| 17:16.07 | youtah | He pasta way |
| 17:16.13 | jfindlay | soon people will have personal drones and they can download a 'roller coaster' route on their jphone app that the drone will take them on |
| 17:16.29 | spangborn | RIP in pepperoni |
| 17:16.40 | youtah | I'd like to see someone jump on the roller coaster with one of those "follow you around" drones |
| 17:16.48 | jfindlay | guaranteed to catch 0.3 more poky mons |
| 17:16.53 | youtah | We cannoli do so much |
| 17:17.14 | youtah | His legacy will become a pizza history |
| 17:17.24 | youtah | He ran out of thyme you might say |
| 17:23.55 | jlp_znc | ~groan youtah |
| 17:24.01 | jlp_znc | :-( |
| 17:24.15 | jlp_znc | ~trump youtah |
| 17:24.15 | infobot | ACTION makes youtah great again |
| 17:33.20 | klys | wow |
| 17:35.06 | manithree | there are vending machines on the Murdock Canal trail, but not on FrontRunner. Hmmm |
| 17:35.12 | *** join/#utah aarobc (~aarobc@2601:681:4c03:d420:a99c:6052:2a54:beac) |
| 17:43.35 | programmerq | lol |
| 17:49.06 | RyanE | manithree: yeah, and there are about a million wasps right at that stop. I've gotten stung there and almost stung there more than once. |
| 17:49.39 | RyanE | by the commutative property, if you put vending machines on TRAX, you'll get wasps. :) |
| 17:51.06 | manithree | I've been stung there, also. Thought I got him out of my helmet, then put it back on, and STING! |
| 17:52.50 | RyanE | I went for a drink, realized there was something under my thumb. Wasp, trying to sting me. I managed to not get bit, and more importantly, not fall off my bike. :) |
| 17:53.08 | manithree | Well, that was at the Wade Springs trailhead. There are other vending machines. |
| 17:53.53 | manithree | Wasp flew right into a vent in my helmet. I took off my helmet, waved it around, looked at it, then put it back on. Then I had to stop. |
| 17:54.05 | RyanE | mine was at the 400 N PG location. |
| 17:54.11 | RyanE | ouch |
| 17:54.58 | manithree | Further proof of the vending machine - wasp correlation |
| 17:55.19 | jlp_znc | maybe vending machines cause wasps! |
| 17:55.40 | RyanE | fat people buying drinks generate wasps. |
| 17:56.51 | jfindlay | 'the wasp-vending machine correlation has only been demonstrated to occur in Utah County, where the laws of nature are well known to take on different content' |
| 17:57.02 | RyanE | and the laws of weather. |
| 17:57.41 | jfindlay | you mean, like, global warming happens everywhere but utah county? |
| 17:57.59 | RyanE | weather != "climate change" |
| 17:58.04 | jlp_znc | well, everywhere but red states |
| 17:58.15 | jfindlay | lol |
| 17:58.21 | jlp_znc | and you'd think red states would be hotter, anyway |
| 17:58.23 | jlp_znc | because, red |
| 17:59.38 | jfindlay | jlp_znc: if you're going by blackbody thermal energy, a radiation spectrum with a blue peak emission implies the object is hotter than if it were red |
| 18:00.02 | jfindlay | ~napoleon |
| 18:00.03 | infobot | Just listen to your heart. That's what I do. |
| 18:02.19 | jfindlay | that means that democrat people are hotter than republican people |
| 18:02.31 | RyanE | *and* cooler. |
| 18:08.04 | jlp_znc | jfindlay: you keep your astrophysics out of it |
| 18:08.25 | jlp_znc | water is blue, so it's cooler than fire, which is red. |
| 18:08.32 | jlp_znc | ~trump jfindlay |
| 18:08.32 | infobot | ACTION makes jfindlay great again |
| 18:08.48 | RyanE | all the cool mints are blue as well. |
| 18:08.52 | RyanE | hot cinnamon ones are red. |
| 18:08.53 | jlp_znc | see |
| 18:08.57 | jlp_znc | proves my point |
| 18:09.03 | jlp_znc | ~hillary RyanE |
| 18:09.03 | infobot | ACTION tells RyanE what they want to hear |
| 18:09.07 | RyanE | that wasps are created by vending machines? |
| 18:09.26 | jlp_znc | correlation implies causation, right? |
| 18:09.52 | jlp_znc | unlimited access to abortion causes teen pregnancies, right? |
| 18:10.03 | jlp_znc | of course it does. it's common sense. |
| 18:10.23 | jlp_znc | </sarcasm> |
| 18:17.51 | jfindlay | jlp_znc: the thing about physics is that it's got truth for all scales temporal and spatial |
| 18:21.32 | RyanE | I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, |
| 18:21.32 | RyanE | I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical |
| 18:21.32 | RyanE | From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a |
| 18:21.32 | RyanE | I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, |
| 18:21.33 | RyanE | I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical |
| 18:23.04 | youtah | your moms quadratic |
| 18:23.58 | RyanE | ~twss |
| 18:23.58 | infobot | That's what she said! |
| 18:24.15 | youtah | https://www.mathsisfun.com/geometry/parabola.html see? and here she's playing soccer |
| 18:25.26 | RyanE | can't be my mom. She doesn't recognize Soccer as a sport. |
| 18:25.38 | RyanE | College Football or nothing. |
| 18:27.05 | youtah | I like your mom |
| 18:27.09 | youtah | not in that way |
| 18:27.12 | youtah | in the cool way |
| 18:27.36 | youtah | just dont let spangborn know she doesn't like soccer |
| 18:28.01 | eightyeight | heh |
| 18:28.03 | eightyeight | hah |
| 18:28.05 | eightyeight | :) |
| 18:28.07 | eightyeight | ? |
| 18:28.11 | RyanE | yeah, she's not big on the 10-speed riding, either. |
| 18:28.14 | RyanE | (as she would call it) |
| 18:41.32 | spangborn | Hah |
| 18:42.30 | spangborn | Fortunately my bike has 20 speeds. Take that! |
| 18:42.39 | spangborn | Or rather 20 different gear combinations |
| 18:42.45 | spangborn | Some overlap there, honestly. |
| 18:44.40 | RyanE | and your speed is infinitely variable. |
| 18:44.46 | RyanE | over those gear ranges |
| 18:44.53 | RyanE | I only have one speed: Slow. :) |
| 18:53.26 | harleypig | You have turtleosa nervosa? |
| 18:56.02 | harleypig | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A78DhtH544 |
| 18:56.15 | jfindlay | my bike has 7 speeds |
| 18:56.57 | jfindlay | which is plenty for getting around town, except I wish the top speed were faster |
| 18:57.14 | jfindlay | I may put a bigger chain ring on it |
| 18:59.22 | harleypig | wrong one, though funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFADFSI7Z4Q is the correct one |
| 19:00.06 | RyanE | Mine is your standard "21-speed" mtn bike, but I almost always ride the big ring up front. |
| 19:01.29 | TodPunk | youtah: every time one of the Boyacks open their mouths I want to scream at how obviously propagandized their wording is |
| 19:01.40 | TodPunk | every. single. time. |
| 19:02.25 | TodPunk | You couldn't have a conversation about the taste of a can of soda without it somehow proving everything the govenment does is greedy and wasteful, at the same time |
| 19:03.42 | youtah | lol |
| 19:07.26 | RyanE | I'll stipulate to the fact that everything the government does is greedy and wasteful. |
| 19:07.30 | jfindlay | RyanE: when I got this bike I was actually looking for something with a single chain ring as it is a simpler design |
| 19:07.46 | RyanE | a fixie? |
| 19:07.54 | RyanE | you a hipster or summin'? :) |
| 19:07.57 | jfindlay | no, it has 7 gears |
| 19:08.36 | jfindlay | of all the things to fetishize, a single gear bike has to be one of the stupidest |
| 19:08.53 | jfindlay | especially in SLC with all the hills |
| 19:09.16 | aarobc | anyone know angular 2? |
| 19:09.32 | jfindlay | is that even a thing yet? |
| 19:10.00 | TodPunk | It is a thing |
| 19:10.03 | aarobc | jfindlay: well kinda. I know a few companies using the beta for some reason |
| 19:10.09 | TodPunk | just not a stable thing |
| 19:10.30 | aarobc | I decided to take a look at it, but the build process is convoluted and not a fan of typescript |
| 19:10.37 | TodPunk | I know enough to get in trouble, not enough to want to consult on it |
| 19:11.24 | jfindlay | I thought the angular rewrite was going to fix all of the angled mistakes and complexities |
| 19:11.44 | aarobc | but then they decided to use typescript. bleh |
| 19:11.47 | TodPunk | It is simpler, but in a very ES6 way |
| 19:12.20 | aarobc | es6 is beautiful |
| 19:12.38 | aarobc | shame they decided to add classes |
| 19:12.49 | TodPunk | I'm pretty sure typescript has basically won as the serious kind of javascript |
| 19:12.58 | TodPunk | coffeescript is dead |
| 19:13.41 | TodPunk | The myriad of silly functionals like clojure isn't going to make it to "business" land |
| 19:14.08 | TodPunk | and typescript has the tooling, somehow less than most people's normal plain JS workflows |
| 19:14.18 | TodPunk | *while somehow |
| 19:15.05 | TodPunk | normal JS is going to be the PHP of the frontend in a few years |
| 19:15.10 | TodPunk | yes, I went there |
| 19:15.25 | jfindlay | pop technology is like a reverse meritocracy: the ugliest technologies prevail over the most elegant |
| 19:15.45 | TodPunk | in this instance typescript was corporate, not pop |
| 19:15.50 | TodPunk | Thanks, Microsoft! |
| 19:15.54 | RyanE | "good enough" and early beats "excellent", but too late. |
| 19:16.10 | jfindlay | TodPunk: in computerland, corporate is pop |
| 19:16.24 | jfindlay | the code of the masses |
| 19:16.34 | TodPunk | I think corporate is just "moneyed" |
| 19:16.46 | jfindlay | also true |
| 19:17.01 | TodPunk | pop is what people will gush over on their tumblrs |
| 19:17.37 | jfindlay | what doth hipstergrammers gush into their tumblers? |
| 19:18.29 | TodPunk | handlebars and lodash and babel, oh my |
| 19:18.37 | jfindlay | :-) |
| 20:32.26 | spangborn | When SLCPD/Parking enforcement rides the wrong direction in a bike lane https://youtu.be/Zr8W2AoiH0A |
| 20:43.54 | RyanE | I was expecting to see a *motorized* SLCPD/Parking Enforcement in your lane... :) |
| 20:44.00 | RyanE | not a bike. |
| 20:44.36 | RyanE | Do the bike parking guys carry around "the boot" in their backpack? |
| 20:45.12 | spangborn | That's what I wondered. |
| 20:45.18 | spangborn | It seemed like he had just put it on that car. |
| 20:45.22 | spangborn | But maybe he was just checking on it. |
| 20:45.24 | RyanE | yeah, just a bit up from him. |
| 20:45.34 | RyanE | that wouldn't be fun carrying that around. :) |
| 20:45.44 | RyanE | I "rode my bike to work" this morning. |
| 20:45.53 | RyanE | Of course, it was only from the car repair place, not from my house. :) |
| 20:46.55 | RyanE | 2.2 miles, instead of like 17 miles. |
| 20:47.03 | RyanE | and no point of the mountain in the middle. |
| 20:47.55 | spangborn | I have a 1.1mi ride in, and a ~15mi ride home. |
| 20:48.06 | spangborn | Because I don't want to shower before work after riding |
| 20:48.16 | RyanE | bus? |
| 20:48.21 | spangborn | Train :) |
| 20:48.36 | RyanE | ah. The vending-machineless Train. How sad. :) |
| 20:48.37 | spangborn | I guess it's really more like 2mi, because I ride from home to the train |
| 20:48.48 | RyanE | 2.2 mile ride this morning was nice. |
| 20:49.00 | spangborn | I enjoy having the train so close. |
| 20:49.11 | spangborn | It's also nice because if I have a catastrophic mechanical failure, I just hop the train |
| 20:49.13 | RyanE | train wouldn't help me much. |
| 20:49.33 | RyanE | I'd have to ride to Thanksgiving point to catch the train, then get off at 123rd. |
| 20:49.41 | RyanE | It'd avoid the point, but that's about it. |
| 20:49.52 | spangborn | Is the point that bad? |
| 20:49.58 | RyanE | too chicken to do it. |
| 20:50.02 | spangborn | I've only ridden past the point on Redwood |
| 20:50.20 | spangborn | Redwood/JRP |
| 20:50.34 | RyanE | I've only ridden JRP to the windmills. |
| 20:50.42 | spangborn | Past that isn't too bad. |
| 20:50.51 | spangborn | I guess they resurfaced a bunch of it. |
| 20:50.56 | spangborn | I haven't ridden down that way in a bout a year |
| 20:50.58 | RyanE | pretty rough by the golf course. |
| 20:51.17 | RyanE | I'm used to the Murdock, which is still smooooooth. |
| 20:51.28 | spangborn | I have yet to ride that. |
| 20:51.37 | spangborn | JRP near my house just got a nice new resurfacing |
| 20:51.46 | spangborn | They've got two bridges that are sketchy though |
| 20:51.58 | spangborn | Old rail bridge, and a tiny foot bridge with tons of holes in them, so they just put plywood over top |
| 20:52.12 | RyanE | I ride Murdock from down by Lone Peak to Provo Canyon, then the Provo Canyon Parkway up to Vivian Park. |
| 20:52.15 | RyanE | and back. |
| 20:52.29 | spangborn | That reminds me, I should complain to West Jordan again. They fixed it once, and they said the rail bridge was scheduled for repairs in 2015. Heh |
| 20:52.38 | spangborn | That obviously never happened. |
| 20:55.08 | spangborn | this one |
| 20:55.08 | spangborn | https://goo.gl/maps/wX88SYc1oEC2 |
| 20:56.09 | goozbach | goo.gl matches my nick highlight rules... |
| 20:56.18 | goozbach | I really need to fix that |
| 20:56.38 | spangborn | heh |
| 20:57.53 | spangborn | Perhaps that link did not work so well. |
| 21:00.58 | RyanE | worked for me. I got a picture of goozbach. |
| 21:02.47 | spangborn | Scary |
| 21:03.22 | spangborn | Well, for goozbach I mean |
| 21:03.27 | spangborn | Not that photos of goozbach are scary |
| 21:06.42 | jfindlay | what fraction of goozbach photos are scary? |
| 21:06.54 | goozbach | a non-zero fraction |
| 21:07.41 | youtah | https://www.tesla.com/blog/new-tesla-model-s-now-quickest-production-car-world |
| 21:08.25 | jfindlay | well Halloween is coming up |
| 21:15.43 | youtah | I LOVE HALLOWEEN |
| 21:16.19 | jfindlay | ~lol |
| 21:16.19 | infobot | it has been said that lol is stands for Laughing Out Loud. It is grammatically incorrect to use LOL in the first person; use 'heh' or 'haha' instead. If you want to use LOL, do '/me lol' instead. |
| 21:18.40 | spangborn | haha |
| 21:18.46 | spangborn | Am I doing this right? |
| 21:19.16 | jfindlay | I think so |
| 21:19.32 | jfindlay | lol |
| 21:20.01 | spangborn | heh |
| 21:20.58 | RyanE | <PROTECTED> |
| 21:21.01 | RyanE | right? |
| 21:21.11 | RyanE | '/me lol' <-- That's got it. |
| 21:21.14 | RyanE | forgot the quotes. |
| 21:22.43 | spangborn | /me LOL |
| 21:22.58 | jfindlay | /you lol |
| 21:23.19 | jfindlay | youtah lol |
| 21:23.25 | spangborn | /weall LOL |
| 21:27.48 | RyanE | <PROTECTED> |
| 21:29.43 | youtah | LOLOLOLOLOLSsssssssss |
| 21:29.49 | youtah | but not really |
| 21:34.32 | jfindlay | trololol |
| 21:51.46 | TodPunk | youtah: how often do your neighbors bitch about the speed of drivers in the neighborhood, and has anyone done anything about it yet, like something stupid? |
| 21:52.30 | youtah | they complain ALLLL the time |
| 21:53.28 | TodPunk | currently going through a bout of "think of the children" FUD |
| 21:54.42 | TodPunk | I really just want to say "if your kids aren't being taught to look both ways and a car going the speed limit hits them and they die, the car is likely in the right and your dead kid will not be saved by your fee-fees. Time to face reality" |
| 21:55.05 | youtah | lol |
| 21:55.09 | TodPunk | Like, their fear of what might happen doesn't make any danger real |
| 21:55.22 | TodPunk | nor does it increase the actual speed of the cars |
| 21:55.42 | youtah | bunch of bored and entitled ppl looking for things to worry and complain about |
| 21:55.59 | TodPunk | It's like the opposite of keldwud |
| 21:56.31 | TodPunk | "EVERYTHING IS GOING TO KILL MY BABY WHO IS TOO INNOCENT AND PURE TO LOOK BOTH WAYS EVERY TIME!!!" |
| 21:58.31 | youtah | lol |
| 21:58.41 | youtah | they complain about the keldwuds in the world all the time too |
| 22:00.04 | goozbach | heh |
| 22:00.09 | youtah | "I saw a 9 year old without ANY parents walking down the side walk all alone!" |
| 22:01.01 | TodPunk | Hush now, we're discussing actual problem. Go write on your tumblr about how nobody understands you. |
| 22:01.15 | TodPunk | s/tumblr/mommy blog/ |
| 22:01.27 | youtah | "I took a picture of them. Does anyone know who's child this is? I am calling DCFS! I just cannot believe someone would let their 9yo walk down the street alone!" |
| 22:02.41 | frostyfrog | I could |
| 22:02.44 | frostyfrog | :p |
| 22:07.42 | TodPunk | "They might be followed! I better follow them!" |
| 22:09.03 | youtah | lol |
| 22:09.14 | youtah | "Yo kids! What's your instagram?!" |
| 22:09.21 | youtah | speaking of which: http://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/crime/2016/08/19/police-mom-leaves-her-children-age-8-and-9-alone/89018310/ |
| 22:11.37 | jfindlay | I'm glad you guys live in a neighborhood where you have lots of people to entertain you |
| 22:24.26 | TodPunk | I'd prefer they'd shut up and let people live |
| 22:48.50 | *** join/#utah youtah (~Jeff@50.243.6.92) |
| 22:49.12 | youtah | N Korea is being dumb again apparently |
| 22:50.58 | youtah | and N Korea just fired a test submarine based, ballistic missile |
| 22:57.47 | programmerq | dafuq? leaving your 9 year old alone for 45 minutes == misdemeanor? fucking hell. |
| 23:09.46 | SunSparc | Yeah, what's up with that? Leave parents alone! |
| 23:11.02 | SunSparc | So they arrest the mom and force her to be away from her kids even longer. What kind of idiot world are we living in? |
| 23:11.40 | SunSparc | My 8 and 9 year old kids are perfectly capable of handling themselves for hours on their own. |
| 23:12.04 | SunSparc | And if they have problems, they call me. |
| 23:12.15 | SunSparc | sighs... |
