IRC log for #utah on 20160810

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16:22.09jfindlay~trump youtah
16:22.09infobotNULL
16:22.17jfindlayum
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16:22.26jlp_znc~factinfo trump
16:22.26infoboterror: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required)
16:22.26infobottrump -- created by fungus <fungus@delta.myfungus.net> 17h 53m 17s ago.
16:22.36jfindlaysomebody in some other channel keeps deleting ~trump $youtah
16:22.41jlp_znc~factinfo cmd: trump (.*?)
16:22.41infoboterror: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required)
16:22.41infobotcmd: trump (.*?) -- created by fungus <fungus@delta.myfungus.net> 17h 53m 11s ago; it has been requested once, last by jfindlay, 32s ago.
16:22.55jfindlaylamers
16:23.02jfindlay~hillary lamers
16:23.02infobotNULL
16:23.06jfindlaysrsly
16:23.10jlp_znc~literal cmd: trump (.*?)
16:23.10infobot"cmd: trump (.*?)" is "($1): NULL"
16:23.11jfindlay~trump
16:23.11infobotextra, extra, read all about it, trump is NULL
16:23.22jfindlayvandals!
16:23.52jlp_zncI think we need TimRiker to look into this
16:24.18jfindlayTim's not been in here in a while
16:24.23jfindlay~seen timriker
16:24.26infobottimriker <~TimRiker@bzflag/projectlead/TimRiker> was last seen on IRC in channel #infobot, 3d 19h 12m 9s ago, saying: '~chaninfo'.
16:25.16jlp_zncwe need to fix them and then have him "lock" them.
16:25.32jlp_znc~summon timriker
16:25.32infobotapt takes out 20 clean, identical-looking phones, some extra hands, and pretends to be a telemarketer for a large corporation, so he gets delivered a phonelist containing timriker's coordinates
16:44.29youtahjfindlay, is this bot used in other channels?
16:44.39jlp_zncoh yeah
16:44.41jfindlayyoutah: many
16:44.44jlp_zncit's used all over the place
16:45.09youtahwell, I suspect that the source code is shared and many people have other ibots installed via their own machines
16:45.12youtahor servers
16:45.20jfindlay~channels
16:45.26youtahbut I wasn't sure this specific instance was in others
16:45.35youtah~nachos
16:45.36infobotschweet.
16:45.42youtah~seen infobot
16:45.43infoboti haven't seen 'infobot', youtah
16:45.54youtah~mirror infobot
16:45.54infobotACTION generates another infobot. Now youtah, isn't that doubly painful?
16:46.09youtahlol
16:46.29jlp_znchttp://infobot.rikers.org/ has a list of channels
16:48.10jlp_zncinfobot was not written by TimRiker... find it here: http://infobot.org/
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17:02.39TodPunkI could run a skybot at some point
17:02.51jlp_zncTiger Direct has an OCZ Trion 150 series 960GB SSD for $199 today.
17:03.00youtahHoly crap!
17:03.04youtahLook at how many channels
17:03.10TodPunkbut it's still Tiger Direct
17:03.55youtahCremepuff222
17:04.06jlp_zncI've had decent luck buying from Tiger Direct in the past.
17:04.15youtahdoesn't even want to know what that channel is for
17:04.37youtahTiger Direct... where everything's half off and shipping starts at $125
17:15.22spangbornyoutah: Traded your new new Subie in yet?
17:15.31youtahYup
17:15.41youtahhit 1000 miles... time to trade in
17:16.02youtahI hit 1000 miles in less than 2 weeks
17:23.32jlp_zncyoutah doesn't keep a car for more than a year, anyway.
17:37.33TodPunkyoutah: Is that a channel or a user?
17:37.42youtahChannel
17:37.44youtah#
17:38.31TodPunkhttp://infobot.rikers.org/%23Cremepuff222/20070705.html.gz
17:38.53youtahlol
17:38.56youtahhe's not there right now
17:39.27youtah##Cremepuff222
17:39.31TodPunkyou can see eightyeight's botting of brave karma
17:40.12TodPunkwonder if spangborn and I should counter it
17:40.45youtah~karma brave
17:40.45infobotbrave has karma of 281
17:40.52youtahHooooo wowzuhs
17:41.00TodPunkhttp://infobot.rikers.org/%23%23bz-inc/
17:41.02spangborn~brave--
17:41.30TodPunk~brave--
17:41.32TodPunkindeed
17:42.15eightyeightwhat you talkin' about willis?
17:42.34TodPunkspecifically:
17:42.36TodPunk~brave--
17:43.04spangborn~brave--
17:43.14TodPunkas one does
17:43.15youtahhttp://dolimg-emea.disneycdn.com/cdn_assets/4d3f18d952cccca2295c9b93d814a56e79e3eac8.jpg
17:43.36spangborn~brave--
17:43.48TodPunkyoutah: still enjoying the pool all the time?
17:43.52TodPunk~brave--
17:43.53youtahWhere might one buy a Kilt in Utah?
17:43.54eightyeightI want a lawyer, and I invoke my right to remain silent.
17:43.59spangbornCan you ham radio from the pool?
17:44.00youtahI love it TodPunk
17:44.03youtah~brave--
17:44.11youtahspangborn, already have
17:44.24youtah~brave--
17:44.29youtah~karma brave
17:44.29infobotbrave has karma of 273
17:44.35youtahlol
17:44.38youtahlol
17:44.41youtah~lolstats
17:44.41infobothmm... lolstats is a system to store lol stats
17:44.44youtah~lolstats
17:44.45infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2080.  Top 3: youtah -- 985 (47.4%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
17:44.50youtahlol
17:44.53youtah~brave--
17:45.24youtahMmmmmmmmm, almost lunch time
17:45.25TodPunkalmost triple digits
17:45.29TodPunk~brave--
17:45.30TodPunkso close
17:45.32youtahalmost
17:46.13eightyeight~brave++
17:46.20TodPunkyeah, because that will totally work
17:46.23TodPunk~brave--
17:47.10TodPunkdrop in the ocean
17:47.45TodPunk~brave--
17:47.56TodPunkI have used spreadsheets more in the last week than the last year
17:48.05TodPunk~brave--
17:48.09TodPunkand I hate it
17:49.13TodPunk~brave--
17:50.12youtah~brave--
17:51.19TodPunkbarbecue this weekend.  hmmmmm
17:51.21TodPunk~brave--
17:51.31TodPunkI should get some burger mix-ins
17:51.36TodPunk~brave--
17:51.44TodPunkMaybe some green onions
17:51.47TodPunk~brave--
17:52.02youtahlettuce
17:52.06TodPunkkids probably won't like that, though
17:52.07youtah~brave--
17:52.12TodPunkbah
17:52.14youtahbacon
17:52.18youtah~brave--
17:52.22youtahcheese
17:52.35TodPunk~brave--
17:52.36TodPunkno, I mean, things you  mix into the hamburger
17:53.10youtahbacon and cheese
17:53.12youtah~brave--
17:53.14youtahseriously
17:53.25youtahharmons makes a bunch of them with them premixed in
17:53.27youtah~brave--
17:53.28TodPunkI could do this
17:53.38youtahand then you can add a few peppers
17:53.38TodPunkNo, never harmons
17:53.41youtah~brave--
17:53.43youtahdang
17:53.45youtahlol
17:53.55TodPunkThough that opened today, didn't it
17:53.57TodPunk~brave--
17:53.59youtahyeah
17:54.06TodPunkProbably still expensive as hell
17:54.07TodPunk~brave--
17:54.12youtahVery very expensive
17:54.23TodPunkI like Winco and Macey's for that reason
17:54.25TodPunk~brave--
17:54.50youtahBelieve it or not... but for the price... Walmarts angus burgers aren't too shabby (for the price)
17:55.17TodPunkI don't mind making my own burgers
17:55.25TodPunkhamburger is cheap, to be honest
17:55.28TodPunk~brave--
17:55.33TodPunkand it's easy
17:55.40TodPunkkebabs are a bit more work
17:55.42TodPunk~brave--
17:55.44TodPunkbut also worth it
17:58.00TodPunk~brave--
17:58.30TodPunkSo, do we like, do an expose on eightyeight's vote-rigging on twitter, or do we need like a conspiracy theory site for this?
17:58.35TodPunk~brave--
18:00.50eightyeight~brave++
18:00.52eightyeighthaha
18:01.17eightyeighthow was i caught?
18:01.24TodPunk~brave--
18:01.25TodPunklogs
18:01.29eightyeightjust bored?
18:01.34eightyeight"imma look at logs today"
18:01.50TodPunkwell, the context of why we were looking at logs is also in the logs, technically
18:01.54TodPunk~brave--
18:02.14TodPunkI have the benefit of a scrollable interface here
18:02.16TodPunk~brave--
18:02.20eightyeight~brave++
18:02.21TodPunkso I can just look at it
18:02.25TodPunklike anytime
18:02.27TodPunk~brave--
18:02.30eightyeight:)
18:02.32eightyeight~brave++
18:02.37TodPunkjust click and drag
18:02.39TodPunk~brave--
18:02.44eightyeighti read the backlog
18:02.46eightyeight~brave++
18:02.59TodPunk~brave--
18:03.04TodPunkyou just chose a bad channel
18:03.07eightyeighti figured this would go and go for some time before i was found out
18:03.10eightyeight~brave++
18:03.11TodPunkbz-inc seemed interesting to me
18:03.16TodPunk~brave--
18:03.24eightyeighti wanted to use an unoccupied channel
18:03.26eightyeight~brave++
18:03.28TodPunkmhmmm
18:03.31eightyeighti didn't want to annoy others
18:03.34TodPunk~brave--
18:03.39youtahlol
18:03.45eightyeightso instead, i'm annoying #utah
18:03.46TodPunkand I appreciate your ethical approach to cheating
18:03.47eightyeight~brave++
18:03.49TodPunk~brave--
18:03.57youtahI think this is fantastic
18:03.57eightyeightfwiw, i'm using my own client
18:03.59eightyeight~brave++
18:04.01eightyeightnot a bot
18:04.06TodPunkyeah, but you're automating it
18:04.07youtahI am using a client too
18:04.08TodPunk~brave--
18:04.21eightyeightcron ftw
18:04.23eightyeight~brave++
18:04.31TodPunkmhmmm
18:04.33TodPunk~brave--
18:04.43eightyeightthis is too good
18:04.46eightyeight~brave++
18:04.51eightyeighti haven't laughed like this in a while
18:05.00TodPunk~brave--
18:05.02eightyeight~brave++
18:05.14TodPunkyes, infobot, we know
18:05.16TodPunkit was me
18:05.26TodPunkin the dining room
18:05.29TodPunkwith the candlestick
18:05.31TodPunk~brave--
18:05.32eightyeightwonders if he should just give up the fight, or get more aggressive
18:05.35eightyeight~brave++
18:06.18eightyeight~karma brave
18:06.18infobotbrave has karma of 251
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18:06.42TodPunkI think unless you're willing to register a bunch of accounts, you probably won't have an advantage
18:06.44TodPunk~brave--
18:07.12TodPunkif you're going to bot it, it's pretty easy for use to bot it just as much and counter
18:07.21TodPunkwe don't even have to do it more often
18:07.25youtah514 pe rhour
18:07.30youtah514 per hour
18:07.54eightyeightgives up the fight
18:08.00eightyeightdo with it as you will
18:08.18TodPunk~brave--
18:08.35TodPunkI forget, it wasn't eightyeight who wanted to troll the IE thing
18:08.41TodPunkI think that was spangborn
18:08.52TodPunk~brave--
18:08.55eightyeighti honestly didn't bot the
18:08.57eightyeight~ie--
18:08.58TodPunkodd how these things work out
18:09.01eightyeightspam
18:09.02TodPunkyeah, I know
18:09.07eightyeight~ie--
18:09.10youtah~brave--
18:09.15youtah~nacho++
18:09.17TodPunkI originally attributed it to you
18:09.22youtah~nachos++
18:09.24TodPunkoooh, nachos
18:09.24youtah~brave--
18:09.26TodPunk~nachose++
18:09.30TodPunkhahaha
18:09.34youtahlol
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18:09.44youtahwelcome jima
18:10.06TodPunk~brave--
18:10.26TodPunkintroductory linux topics are getting me thinking
18:10.27TodPunk~brave--
18:11.31spangborn~brave--
18:11.54TodPunkI don't think anybody really cares about the OS these days
18:11.56TodPunk~brave--
18:12.00TodPunkunless they're systems people
18:12.42spangborn~brave--
18:14.10TodPunkhmmm, Jersey Mikes just opened
18:14.12TodPunk~brave--
18:14.15TodPunkshould probabl try it
18:21.43TodPunkyoutah: did you actually go to the opening?
18:21.46TodPunk~brave--
18:40.48spangbornHi
18:40.50spangborn~brave--
18:41.03TodPunkhola
18:41.04TodPunk~brave--
18:41.21spangbornHow is everyone?
18:41.23spangborn~brave--
18:41.39spangbornBrb, writing a ZNC module that does that
18:41.46TodPunkxD
18:41.56TodPunk~brave--
18:42.14TodPunkshould probably do so in a pretty empty channel
18:42.17TodPunkbz-inc perhaps
18:42.19TodPunk~brave--
18:45.22spangbornOn it
18:45.24spangborn~brave--
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19:38.33youtahTodPunk, I went in the morning
19:38.38youtahat around 8:00am
19:38.46youtahgrabbed breakfast and headed into work
19:38.52youtahthey have awesome Breakfast Burritos
19:52.06youtah~karma brave
19:52.06infobotbrave has karma of 230
19:52.10youtah~brave--
19:52.17youtahhuh... we're getting down there
19:52.20youtah~brave--
19:53.02youtah"Lets make wireless networking as miserable as possible!" - Windows, probably
19:56.55youtahblames TodPunk
20:01.10TodPunk~brave--
20:01.34TodPunkI've never had an issue with wifi in windows since XP SP3
20:03.47youtahhave you tried automating it?
20:04.07TodPunkit is already?
20:04.16TodPunk~brave--
20:04.31youtahno
20:04.34youtah~brave--
20:05.03jfindlay~brave++
20:05.06TodPunkyes
20:05.07TodPunk~brave--
20:05.26jfindlay~brave++
20:05.37jfindlay~brave##
20:06.00youtahsay I have 10 SSID's (and they're legally mine), and I want to rotate through them, and connect to each one, dirivng traffic on each... 1000 times
20:06.03youtah~brave--
20:08.24jfindlay~brave++
20:09.08TodPunkso do it
20:09.09TodPunk~brave--
20:09.14youtahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGvbfKTS7ag
20:09.23youtah~brave--
20:09.27youtahthere
20:09.30youtahlast one worked
20:09.38TodPunkyou connect, wait for the connection to take, and then drive traffic like any other network call
20:09.53youtahyeah, but you then have to disconnect
20:10.00youtahand then do it all over again
20:10.03TodPunkdepends on the API you want to use
20:10.05youtah1 MILLION DOLLARS
20:10.08youtahI mean... times
20:10.10TodPunk~brave--
20:10.19youtahyeah, I am looking at this dll
20:10.22youtah~brave--
20:10.28TodPunkI don't think I could do this with like, python or something
20:10.37TodPunkbut a .net thing would be pretty easy
20:10.39youtahlooks like it will do what I want it to do
20:10.43youtah~brave--
20:11.28jfindlay~brave++
20:11.49TodPunk~brave--
20:13.28jfindlay~timid++
20:15.58youtah~brave--
20:20.55TodPunk~brave--
20:21.14TodPunkmommy bloggers may be the death of us all
20:32.17spangborn~brave--
20:32.22spangbornUgh, mommy bloggers
20:32.26spangbornThat's still a thing?
20:32.32spangbornI was sure that died last year.
20:38.59youtahhttp://i.imgur.com/cAvqVdR.gifv
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20:43.46romanovic"The olympic games are a competition that unites the world by creating clear lines of division between the superior nations and the inferior ones" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y9z_8fBF5U
20:45.30spangborn~brave--
20:47.38youtahyou say that likes it's a bad thing romanovic
20:48.02youtahI disagree romanovic
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20:48.23loldangshi
20:48.24youtahthe Etheopian swimmer that came in 59th of 59 swimmers was very loudly applauded
20:48.29loldangseveryone come to ##substance
20:48.32loldangsfor a good time
20:49.03youtahromanovic, simply because he did it
20:49.13youtahfrom a country that is known for running, not swimming
20:49.19romanovicI don't say it at all.  But it is funny when JP Sears says it, in jest
20:50.02youtahthat being said...
20:50.04spangbornloldangs: naw
20:50.12youtahhttp://i.imgur.com/iDoPOxA.jpg
20:50.52spangborn~brave--
20:51.00youtahexactly
20:51.04youtah~brave--
20:52.05jlp_zncJP is a funny guy
20:53.18TodPunk~brave--
20:53.44youtahSome dude is climbing the Trump tower right now
20:53.48youtahhttps://www.facebook.com/WRTV6/videos/10153968212954092/
20:54.12jlp_zncif it's not Trump, I don't care.
20:55.02youtahhe's using suction cups
20:57.09jlp_znclooks like he's only, like, five flights up
20:57.29youtah7 stories
20:58.06jlp_znccall me back when he's near the top
20:58.26jlp_znc(we're so cynical these days)
20:58.32youtahlol
20:58.36TodPunk~brave--
20:58.41TodPunkthis is hilarious
20:58.49TodPunkhe's already basically caught
20:58.50youtahmore exciting than when that dude sat in the truee
20:58.54youtahtree
20:58.57jlp_zncI hope he brought his hamock with him
20:59.05jlp_znchammock
20:59.07jlp_znchamock
20:59.09youtahnow that would be funny
20:59.10jlp_znchammock
20:59.15youtahone of those cliff side tents
20:59.15jlp_znchammmmmmmock
20:59.25youtah~brave--
20:59.34jlp_zncm's look funny when they are grouped together
20:59.45youtahmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
20:59.50youtah~brave--
21:00.52youtahha ha ha ha
21:00.57youtahno way he's getting out now
21:01.33TodPunkhe's pretty screwed I think
21:01.38youtahyup
21:01.40TodPunk~brave--
21:01.53TodPunkdid that dude just break through the window?
21:01.56youtah~brave--
21:02.01youtahno, that is an air vent
21:02.05TodPunkthat's amazing
21:02.05youtahthey disassembled it
21:02.07TodPunkno
21:02.09youtah~brave--
21:02.12TodPunkthat dude broke out a window
21:02.46youtahLOL
21:02.50youtahhe is cleaning the windows as he goes
21:02.53youtah~brave--
21:02.59youtahhe should send a bill to Trump
21:03.53youtahWindow broke that time
21:04.37youtah~brave--
21:04.40TodPunkdamn millenials
21:04.45loldangsUtah looks like a perfect place
21:04.47loldangsfor me to poop on
21:05.00TodPunk~brave--
21:05.23youtahtrump
21:05.25youtah~brave--
21:05.42TodPunkI wonder at what point this guy had the idea "I'm going to climb that tower.  I guess I'll use suction cups."
21:05.51TodPunkand none of his friends asked "but why?..."
21:06.03youtahhe is cleaning the windows as he goes
21:06.35youtahhe should invoice Trump for window cleaning services
21:06.44jlp_znc~invoice trump
21:06.50jlp_znc:-(
21:07.10jlp_znc~invoice trump for window cleaning services
21:07.16jlp_znc:-(
21:07.21youtahlol
21:08.41youtah~brave--
21:08.41youtahGuess he didn't qualify as the suction cup guy for the U.S. Men's Olympic Swim team.
21:09.03loldangswhats so great about utah?
21:09.07loldangscan anyone tell me
21:09.18youtahyou're not here loldangs
21:09.40jlp_zncloldangs it's kind of rectangular, but with a bite taken out of the top corner.  that's pretty great.
21:09.40loldangsoh man
21:09.45loldangsbut iwant to be in UTAH sooo bad!
21:09.50spangbornAnyone heard of brave?
21:09.52spangborn~brave--
21:09.56youtahbrave
21:09.59loldangsso the shape makes it great?
21:10.09youtahpurples a shape
21:10.27jlp_zncsure
21:10.53loldangsmy penis is a shape
21:10.55jlp_zncthe only greater state is wyoming, which is a perfect rectangle.
21:11.08spangbornIt is, but it's too small to discern what shape it is.
21:11.13loldangstouche
21:11.15spangbornI'd guess it resembles a tuna can.
21:11.26loldangsin girth yes
21:11.27SunSparcinfobot: Why does loldangs have to be a troll?
21:11.27infobotwhy not?
21:11.34loldangsthere you go
21:11.36SunSparcGood point.
21:12.03youtah~brave--
21:12.07loldangsi dont think you know what trolling is
21:12.13loldangsi'm merely chatting
21:12.14spangbornIt's too "alien" of a concept
21:12.24youtah~brave--
21:12.24SunSparc~twss
21:12.24infobotThat's what she said!
21:12.37spangborn~loldangs--
21:12.45youtahlol
21:12.46SunSparc~karma loldangs
21:12.46infobotloldangs has karma of -1
21:12.59*** join/#utah tiwula (~lane@174-23-223-69.slkc.qwest.net)
21:12.59spangbornWomp womp.
21:13.00youtah~loldangs--
21:13.20SunSparc~loldangs--
21:13.31spangborn~youtah--
21:13.33spangbornWhoops
21:13.37youtahhey now
21:13.37SunSparclol
21:13.38loldangsyes?
21:13.41loldangsyes?
21:13.42spangborn~karma youtah
21:13.42infobotyoutah has karma of -20
21:13.47spangbornOh man.
21:13.50youtahyeah... I saw that history
21:13.53spangbornThis has gone too far.
21:14.01loldangseat my shit, puppets.
21:14.21spangbornK
21:14.26loldangslol he said ok!
21:14.36youtahno, he said "K"
21:14.38loldangseat it with your hands.. no silverware
21:14.52*** join/#utah lane_ (~lane@174-23-225-40.slkc.qwest.net)
21:15.10spangbornOh I thought we were doing the human centipede
21:15.24spangbornSilly me.
21:15.32SunSparcloldangs: What brings you to this channel on this fine day?
21:15.35youtahloldangs in back!
21:15.40youtah~loldangs--
21:15.43youtah~brave--
21:15.45jlp_znc~invoice trump for window washing services
21:15.45infobotACTION sends trump an invoice for window washing services and demands immediate payment!
21:15.48jlp_zncthere we go
21:15.51youtahlol
21:16.12loldangsyou know what brings me here
21:16.20loldangsdon't ask stupid questions
21:16.23spangbornThe riveting conversation?
21:16.28spangborn~brave--
21:16.40loldangsyou know
21:16.42SunSparclowbrow attempts at humor?
21:16.58jfindlay~napoleon youtah
21:16.58infobotACTION makes youtah his secret service captain
21:17.12jlp_zncthat's "humor"... you need to include the quotes so we know you're not talking about real humor, SunSparc
21:17.33SunSparcjlp_znc: Thank you for the correction.
21:17.35youtahlol
21:17.42youtahhe is moving to the left
21:17.42spangborn~brave--
21:17.46youtahexactly
21:18.17loldangsanyone gobbling poop here?
21:18.24loldangsits ok to admit it if you are
21:18.26SunSparcLooks like we have a brave vs youtah competition.
21:18.26loldangswe're all friends here
21:21.13SunSparc<PROTECTED>
21:21.27youtah<PROTECTED>
21:21.27spangborn~brave--
21:21.27loldangsok
21:21.36loldangsim simply asking if you guys are nibbling on turds
21:21.46loldangswhich is perfectly fine
21:21.49SunSparc~ignore loldangs
21:21.49infobotACTION sticks her fingers in her ears.  "La, la, la!  I can't hear you, loldangs!"
21:22.02youtahOh snap!
21:22.04spangbornTIL infobot is female
21:22.19*** part/#utah loldangs (~alien@95.211.171.172)
21:22.23SunSparcspangborn: You did not know?
21:22.24youtah~loldangs--
21:22.32spangbornI did not
21:22.34spangborn~loldangs--
21:24.20*** join/#utah loldangs (~alien@95.211.171.172)
21:24.24loldangshi how u been?
21:25.49youtah1 man two cups
21:26.01youtahactually I think he has four
21:26.36TodPunk~brave--
21:26.43youtahnachos
21:26.49youtah~loldangs--
21:26.56youtah~karma loldangs
21:26.56infobotloldangs has karma of -7
21:26.59TodPunkquite
21:27.02TodPunk~loldangs--
21:30.05TodPunk~brave--
21:32.33jfindlay~gender
21:32.33infobotI'm lesbian
21:33.12loldangshi
21:33.16loldangsanyone want to blow smoke up my ass?
21:33.18loldangsliterally
21:33.19loldangs?
21:33.31TodPunk~brave--
21:33.36youtah~loldangs--
21:33.42jfindlay~karma eightyeight
21:33.42infoboteightyeight has karma of 8
21:35.17TodPunk~brave--
21:36.19youtahasdfsdf
21:36.23youtah~brave--
21:36.46TodPunkThe best part is he's just using hide.me vpn for his trolling. Man, that takes me back.  Bored teen is bored.
21:37.03TodPunk~brave--
21:37.09youtahalien
21:37.58TodPunkwonder if he's on a free trial
21:38.19TodPunkyoutah: how is the dude not caught yet
21:38.30youtahhe went around the guys on the swing thingy
21:38.35youtahand the broken glass
21:38.35TodPunkdo these workers not know how to use a stick?
21:38.58youtahor waterballoons filled with sriracha sauce?
21:39.01magmuWell sticks are getting more expensive these days
21:39.03youtah~brave--
21:39.10TodPunkSo many options
21:41.24jlp_znchas he managed to climb up past the seventh floor yet?
21:42.00jlp_zncproblem with a stick:  "we're trying to help you!" poke poke, guy falls.  "whoops"
21:43.04jlp_znchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaoYSiNDnI0
21:43.04TodPunkJust use one of those ones with the noose on the end
21:43.15youtah~brave--
21:43.33TodPunkI know, ibot, I know
21:43.35TodPunk~brave--
21:43.39youtah~loldangs--
21:44.42loldangshi
21:44.46loldangsanyone here want to shine up my prick?
21:44.50loldangsmake it real shiny?
21:44.58loldangsi want my prick to be a mirror
21:46.01TodPunk~brave--
21:46.19loldangsi want my prick to blind folks that look at it
21:46.20loldangsinstantly
21:46.26loldangsany prick shiners in here?
21:46.32loldangspm me
21:47.08TodPunkAnyone know what the new xargs thing was?  I recall reading that xargs is basically deprecated
21:47.20jlp_zncgnu parallel
21:47.41loldangsthis entire network is tech minded i love it
21:47.56loldangswho wants to watch me strip naked through google glass?
21:48.01loldangsi have gorilla balls
21:49.28fungusWhy would you do that for free, when you can get paid for it from many different Cam sites.
21:49.48loldangsi like to give back to the community
21:50.08loldangsi'm happy as long as you see my gorilla nuts and my fat cockle
21:50.09fungusAhh,  IC.  Open Source Cam Guy
21:50.16loldangsYes
21:50.23TodPunkfungus: has to be of age, too, which is a problem
21:50.36loldangsI'll even spread my cheeks
21:50.47fungusTodPunk, lol, true.
21:51.05loldangsanyone gobbling poop here?
21:51.08TodPunkI think with time he might even become a competent troll, but by then he might have grown out of it
21:51.36loldangsi'm not trolling
21:51.41loldangsi just love eating delicious poop
21:51.46loldangsusually from a sub roll
21:51.48loldangssometimes raw
21:51.50jlp_zncTodPunk: http://www.gnu.org/software/parallel/
21:51.53TodPunkbit of a conundrum really.  He apparently doesn't know how to computer
21:51.58TodPunkbut yet he's on IRC
21:52.06loldangs"computer" isn't a verb smart guy
21:52.13TodPunkhe's not using a proper anonymizer, just an "app"
21:52.18loldangsgo learn English
21:53.14TodPunkMaybe it's his parents computer?  Or he's on a tablet that was bought for him?
21:53.22*** join/#utah lane__ (~lane@75-162-181-73.slkc.qwest.net)
21:53.32loldangsyes my mommy bought me an iPad
21:53.33loldangsi love it
21:53.38TodPunkMaybe he only has one parent, and this is why they have no idea what he does with his time (and has such to kill)?
21:53.52loldangsi get 3 hours of computer time per day
21:54.06loldangsi usually look up naked girlies
21:54.21TodPunkRegardless, he has just enough knowledge to show how stupid he is, but not enough to know how easy it is to ignore him
21:54.40loldangsare you some type of punk?
21:54.48TodPunkI should make some tutorials on how to troll.  We should be doing better for the rookies.
21:55.00loldangsthis isn't trolling
21:55.06loldangsim chatting like a chatter
21:55.10loldangsin utah
21:55.29loldangsTodPunk: play with your cock and balls
21:55.32loldangsyou'll be a lot happier
21:55.37TodPunkOr maybe this is what the new generation thinks is trolling.  Twitter quality communication
21:56.02youtahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP493LmSJrE&feature=youtu.be
21:56.09youtahHe is a supporter of Trump
21:56.13TodPunkHell, we should just write a markov chain bot to troll for the poor bastard
21:56.35loldangspunk
21:56.35loldangslol
21:56.40jlp_zncyoutah: is that the guy?
21:56.41TodPunkyoutah: that's awesome
21:56.44youtahyeah
21:56.48jlp_zncwow
21:57.14youtahlol
21:57.39jfindlaylolstats
21:57.48jlp_znc~lolstats
21:57.48infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2091.  Top 3: youtah -- 994 (47.5%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
21:57.55TodPunk~brave--
21:58.05youtahoh snap lol
21:58.13youtah~lolstats
21:58.13infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2091.  Top 3: youtah -- 994 (47.5%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
21:58.17youtahDoh!
21:58.18youtahlol
21:58.26youtah~lolstats
21:58.26infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2092.  Top 3: youtah -- 995 (47.6%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
21:58.29jlp_zncyoutah: you're almost at 1000!  but you have to wait, like, 10-15 seconds between
21:58.36youtahyeah
21:58.41youtahinfobot keeps yelling at me
21:58.45youtahlol
21:58.45jlp_znc:-)
21:58.57youtahlol
21:59.13youtahsteak
21:59.14youtahlol
21:59.22youtahnachos
21:59.32youtahlol
21:59.37youtah~lolstats
21:59.37infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2093.  Top 3: youtah -- 996 (47.6%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
21:59.39jlp_znc~nachos
21:59.40infobotschweet.
21:59.43youtahgrrrrr
21:59.53jlp_zncmaybe someone else has to talk in between?
22:00.00youtahperhaps
22:00.01youtahlol
22:00.04youtah~lolstats
22:00.04infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2093.  Top 3: youtah -- 996 (47.6%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
22:00.04jlp_znc~moss
22:00.04infobotWell that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! 3!
22:00.13youtahlol
22:00.14youtah~lolstats
22:00.14infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2093.  Top 3: youtah -- 996 (47.6%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
22:00.17youtahI broke it
22:00.24fungusI'm thinking youtah is just as annoying as loldangs
22:00.27jlp_zncdoes anyone else hear the tune when you do the 0118 999 thing?
22:00.34youtahouch fungus
22:00.34jlp_zncI can't say it without the tune
22:00.43jlp_znceven in my head
22:01.05jlp_znc~roy
22:01.05infobotDon't Google the question, Moss!
22:01.05jfindlay~moss
22:01.05infobotHello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
22:01.24jlp_znc~middleman
22:01.24infobotHands Across America!
22:01.38jfindlay~brain
22:01.38infobotThe Fermi-Dirac function is, for any system of identical fermions in equilibrium, the probability that a quantum state of energy E is occupied.  My word, man, don't you know your quantum statistics?!
22:01.40jlp_zncI love the middleman's "expletives"
22:01.44youtah~lolstats
22:01.44infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2093.  Top 3: youtah -- 996 (47.6%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
22:01.54youtahlol
22:02.00youtahthat should have been enough time
22:02.07jlp_znc~lolstats
22:02.07infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2094.  Top 3: youtah -- 997 (47.6%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
22:02.23jlp_zncthree months from now, youtah actually hits 1000
22:02.49youtahlol
22:02.54youtah~lolstats
22:02.54infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2094.  Top 3: youtah -- 997 (47.6%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
22:02.58youtahdangit!
22:03.23jfindlaylol
22:03.38youtahthey broke out another window me thinks
22:03.38jfindlayand the irony is that that one counts for me
22:03.55youtahlol
22:03.58youtah~lolstats
22:03.58infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2096.  Top 3: youtah -- 998 (47.6%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
22:04.04youtahthat one worked
22:04.13jlp_zncare they seriously breaking windows to try to get the kid?
22:04.49youtahI think so
22:05.53youtahmy eye wont stop twitching
22:05.53jlp_zncthat's insane
22:05.54youtahlol
22:05.59youtah~lolstats
22:05.59infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2097.  Top 3: youtah -- 999 (47.6%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
22:06.09youtahOHHHHHHH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:06.10jlp_zncdun dun duhhhhhhhh
22:06.23jlp_zncso .... close ......
22:06.36jlp_znccan he resist the urge to go too soon?!?
22:06.46youtahthey're removing another window above
22:06.52*** join/#utah Nemus (~Nemus@unaffiliated/nemus)
22:07.01jlp_zncgood grief... just take out a whole floor of windows already
22:07.10jlp_zncso you have to go up a few levels, so what
22:07.16youtahyou'd think that they would get window professionals to just remove the glass
22:07.28jlp_zncwell, I think that has to be done from the outside
22:07.36youtahOh there we go!
22:08.57youtahPlease tell me that the guy rappels
22:11.29eightyeight~karma brave
22:11.29infobotbrave has karma of 183
22:12.41youtahThey are removing multiple panes of glass
22:15.18jlp_zncthey haven't caught the guy yet?  
22:17.42youtahnope
22:17.49youtahbut I have a feeling they're about to
22:18.03jlp_zncwhat was that facebook video link again?
22:18.19youtahhttps://www.facebook.com/WRTV6/videos/10153968212954092/
22:18.22jlp_znc(I don't want to scroll past the dude with the fixation on his testicles)
22:18.31jlp_zncthx
22:18.36youtahlol np
22:18.48jlp_zncwell, he's a bit higher now
22:18.53jlp_zncor so it appears
22:19.18jlp_zncheh heh, a comment that just scrolled by "Trying to get that Pokemon"
22:19.20youtahyeah
22:19.34youtahso as he comes around the corner, they can come up on him
22:19.37youtahand capture him
22:19.51jlp_zncwith the window washing rig, yeah
22:19.54TodPunkso what was the reasong he gave in summary?
22:19.56TodPunk-g
22:20.03youtahhe wants to talk to Trump
22:20.12youtahand to help his campaign
22:20.41TodPunkSo like, this is climbing his tower to speak to the king at the top?
22:20.47youtahyup
22:20.57youtahhe was holding up a sign to people in the building
22:21.00youtahsaying such
22:21.18TodPunk"Sorry guys, I'm going up to speak to Trump"
22:21.23TodPunk"Dude, we have an elevator"
22:22.15jlp_zncheh heh
22:22.19jlp_znc~hehstats
22:22.19infobottotal count of heh on #utah: 1567.  Top 3: eightyeight -- 472 (30.1%), fozzmoo -- 152 (9.7%), harleypig -- 140 (8.9%)
22:22.23jlp_zncaww
22:22.33eightyeightall the password generation: https://ae7.st/g/
22:23.10TodPunk~brave--
22:23.47youtahAll they have to do is clip onto his harness with a locking caribeaner
22:23.49youtahBOOM
22:24.25TodPunkyoutah: This guy is slow as hell
22:24.32TodPunkplus, 4 suction cups?  Really?
22:24.34TodPunkMan up
22:25.11TodPunkhahaha, from the comments: "Risking their lives" in a "bucket" ment for scaling buildings...
22:25.48youtahhe has to clean the window before each time he places the suction cup
22:26.12TodPunkreally?
22:26.18TodPunkthat's terrible
22:26.21youtahyup
22:26.22youtahlol
22:26.29youtahhis backpack is full of water bottles
22:26.30TodPunkBring some windex and a holster, dude
22:27.04jlp_zncheh
22:27.31TodPunkslightly going backwards: reverse trolling is so satisfying
22:30.22jlp_znclooks like he's getting tired... he took the harness from the cops
22:34.32jlp_zncahh, they've got him
22:34.42jlp_zncnow they're gonna put the beat down on him
22:35.08youtahand he's in
22:35.12youtahand with that
22:35.13jlp_znccan't get the suction cups to let go :-)
22:35.18*** join/#utah lane_ (~lane@174-23-1-238.slkc.qwest.net)
22:35.25youtahthat deserves my 1000th message
22:35.28youtahlol
22:35.32youtah~lolstats
22:35.32infobottotal count of lol on #utah: 2099.  Top 3: youtah -- 1001 (47.7%), keldwud -- 115 (5.5%), Q_Continuum -- 63 (3.0%)
22:35.35youtahDOH
22:35.36youtahlol
22:35.39RyanEx2
22:36.00jlp_zncwoo!
22:36.04jlp_znc~woostats
22:36.09jlp_znc:-(
22:38.59jlp_zncoh no, fox is remaking Rocky Horror Picture Show
22:39.08jlp_zncwhy, fox, why?
22:39.15jlp_znc~whystats
22:39.23jlp_zncwe need more stats!
22:39.42eightyeightit wasn't a great film
22:39.52eightyeighti don't understand the cult following with it
22:40.30jlp_zncI think it was the time warp
22:40.45jlp_zncthat catchy line "let's do the time warp again......!"
22:40.49jlp_zncthere was no exit condition
22:41.01jlp_zncinfinite loop
22:42.21youtahas I test different wireless access points... it's fun to see random people trying to connect to them
22:42.28youtahonly to discover there is no internet
22:42.31youtahBUWA HA HA HA
22:43.07jlp_zncheh heh
22:50.52jlp_znc~hehstats
22:50.53infobottotal count of heh on #utah: 1568.  Top 3: eightyeight -- 472 (30.1%), fozzmoo -- 152 (9.7%), harleypig -- 140 (8.9%)
22:51.15jlp_zncI'm sure I've said "heh" more than 140 times
23:01.43eightyeightheh
23:15.52jfindlaylol
23:23.31SunSparcbai!

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