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15:35.14manithreehttp://www.theonion.com/article/fear-notshe-means-you-no-harm-says-elizabeth-warre-53324
15:36.44jfindlay~napoleon youtah
15:36.44infobotACTION eats all of youtah's steak
15:37.28youtahlol, that picture manithree
15:46.27manithree"At press time, Clinton had broken free from her iron restraints, ripped off both of Warren’s arms, and tossed the senator’s body into the crowd."
15:47.06TodPunkglorious
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15:59.24spangborn~youtah
15:59.25infobotDid someone say Nachos?
15:59.33youtahmmm
15:59.34spangbornNo, infobot. Nobody said nachos.
15:59.35youtahbtw
15:59.47youtahI stopped by the Maverick Gas Station yesterday on my way home
15:59.51youtahand I had some delicious nachos
16:00.00youtahtheir cheese is the best of the pump cheeses
16:00.26spangbornYou would love to pump cheese.
16:00.43youtahall pumpable cheeses are not created equal
16:05.51manithree~twss
16:05.51infobotThat's what she said!
16:05.55manithreehttp://imgur.com/gallery/lOwz8
16:06.15youtahlol
16:06.27spangbornThere are two many CP10 Pidgeys downtown
16:06.29spangborn*too
16:06.32spangbornDoh
16:07.10jfindlayI liked your original wording better
16:07.14TodPunkI need more magikarp in my life
16:07.36youtahwtf are you talking about
16:07.55manithreetook his daughter around the neighborhood last night to catch pocket monsters.
16:08.08jfindlay~roy
16:08.08infobotDon't Google the question, Moss!
16:08.09jlp_zncI think they are talking about poke eee men
16:08.26unumeightyeight: where are your slides from your systemd talk
16:08.37spangbornIt's like Ingress, but it doesn't suck.
16:08.49manithreespangborn: That's debatable
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16:08.59youtahThe problem with it
16:09.05youtahis that it involves Pokemon
16:09.09youtahwhich sucked to begin with
16:09.15youtahthe cards, the tv shows
16:09.26spangbornTIL youtah had a rough childhood
16:09.34youtahnaw, I had a real childhood
16:09.37youtahI went outdoors
16:09.43spangbornAnd yet you're so pale
16:09.53TodPunkmanithree: comparing the two, it's not really debatable
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16:10.03youtahit's a thing called work... you wouldn't understand
16:10.06TodPunkAll the data is on spangborn's side on this one
16:10.20youtahlol
16:10.25youtahyou saw the pictures eh?
16:10.32spangbornI can't un-see the pictures
16:10.55spangbornMy eyes are permanently overexposed
16:10.59TodPunkTo be fair, the pictures have been burned into his retina, he can't see anything else anymore
16:11.08youtahOh snap
16:11.15youtahI'll be the last thing you see when you die
16:11.17youtahtopless too
16:11.23spangbornWhich is why I'm blindly catching CP10 Pidgeys because I can't see anything
16:11.32TodPunkNobody can tell if you're topless or mooning everyone
16:11.54spangbornI think he just called you the name of Beavis' partners.
16:11.57manithreenever Ingress'ed, but still thinks Pokémon Go sucks
16:11.57spangborn*partner
16:12.01youtahbrings all the girl shakes to my yard
16:12.12TodPunkmanithree: see, now THAT could be a conversation
16:12.34TodPunkI'm very frustrated with PoGo, but it is something I can do with family, so I'm keeping at it while they do
16:12.56spangbornJust wait until you get to level 20
16:12.58manithreeTodPunk: It does have that going for it.
16:13.20TodPunkspangborn: I could not give less of a shit about levels in this game
16:13.26spangbornHahaha.
16:13.27TodPunkI also don't take over gyms
16:13.34TodPunkso this is perfect
16:13.41youtahI dunno, all these people, running around, playing with their Pok-e-balls in hand...
16:14.18TodPunkbut seriously, turns out the level stall thing is great because it means people with way too much time on their hands can still have competition
16:14.22TodPunkit's a nice balance thing
16:14.44TodPunkwill take over the teens gym things with his posse of adults
16:14.59TodPunkplus, school's coming, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
16:15.32jfindlayyoutah: it's a distopian future I don't think anyone could have ever imagined
16:16.00TodPunkyoutah: just wait until the TM page finds something else to kvetch about
16:16.21TodPunkRight now, "pools awesome, yay!"  But already the "ugh, it's so busy" posts are happening
16:16.33youtahwait, seriously?
16:16.46TodPunksoon they will complain about the temperature, or the sun
16:16.55youtahdo you like how I just keep posting, over and over again, "tmma.org" on everyone's questions?
16:17.15TodPunkhahaha, yeah
16:17.29TodPunkI want to rewrite HOA software so badly >.<
16:17.31spangbornThat website is like out of 90s
16:17.33youtahinstead of RTFM is it RTFW?
16:17.43youtahit's horrible spangborn
16:17.52spangbornAlso downside: You live in Utah County.
16:17.53youtahsome guy made it on a whim, and is now selling it to HOAs
16:18.08spangbornAdditional downside: You live next to a cancer factory.
16:18.21youtahAdobe?
16:18.32youtahCabelas?
16:18.32spangbornPoint of the Mountain
16:18.36spangbornAll dat silica
16:18.41youtahOh, yeah... that is a joke
16:18.53jfindlayfrom an omnipresent dictator screen, Donald surveys a dark hellscape of piled trash and fires declaring the greatness of everything.  Meanwhile, manic people stutter around chasing psychadelic phantasms in their VR implants
16:19.10youtahlol
16:19.21youtahdrive by fear and hate of course
16:19.26youtah*driven
16:19.39youtahwith a side dish of ignorance
16:20.26TodPunkI saw a thing the other day.  "Would you like to microwave this baby, or blend it?"  "Uh... neither?" "Dude, don't just throw away your vote..."
16:20.49spangbornHot Topic e-mail: "Do you really have a need to dress up?"
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16:20.55spangbornWhy would I buy dress clothes at Hot Topic?
16:21.10TodPunkFor when you've got an interview, but still want to be edgy
16:21.25spangborn2edgy4me
16:22.49spangbornDon't worry, youtah. I just caught a Pikachu for you.
16:23.13spangbornI'll even name it "Jeff's Pikachu"
16:23.14youtahwas he in the shower? trying to pikachu?
16:23.37spangbornAh, not enough chars.
16:23.42spangbornJeff's Pika will have to zo
16:23.43spangborn*do
16:24.11spangbornhttp://i.imgur.com/eI1hMbL.jpg
16:24.34youtahlol
16:24.43youtahwtf is stardust?
16:24.50youtahisn't that that horrible disney show?
16:24.59spangbornSome form of currency used to power up your Pokémon.
16:25.51youtahoh it was a paramount picture
16:26.17TodPunkWas that the one where he crosses the fence into a magic world or whateve?R
16:26.22TodPunkI liked that movie
16:27.31youtahyeah
16:27.44youtahi think
16:27.54youtahI saw it when it came out, and never again
16:28.33TodPunkRicky Gervais was in that
16:28.35TodPunkgood times
16:28.47youtahand the chick was the falling star
16:30.13youtahI love the fact that my phone is 100% waterproof
16:30.42spangborn*water resistant
16:30.45spangbornAccording to Samsung
16:32.48youtahyou're water resistant
16:33.03TodPunktechnically, yes
16:33.08youtahlol
16:33.32youtahwith enough pressure....
16:33.54TodPunk"able to resist the penetration of water to some degree but not entirely."
16:34.01spangbornyoutah has been watching too much hydraulic press channel
16:34.10youtahAlthough I discovered the gross reality of seeing boogers coming out of my kids nose while they were underwater
16:35.28SunSparc~booger
16:35.28infoboti heard booger is a delicacy in France
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17:28.00jfindlayyour mom goes to college
17:32.17TodPunkI wish she would
17:32.25TodPunk(not really)
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18:19.29spangbornAt least she'd stop going outside with a bowl and a spoon when you said it's chilly outside
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19:25.42youtahhttp://i.imgur.com/KI2CimG.gifv
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19:31.04youtahsings "hyperterminal"
19:31.12youtahbrings in the muneez
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19:52.41shalkieyoutah: I think you win the tubes today.
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21:05.00jfindlay~trump youtah
21:05.00infobotACTION fires youtah
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21:18.21leviStardust was a great movie. It's a Neil Gaiman story.
21:19.34TodPunkalso true
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21:29.28fadeinStardust is a rare instance of a movie being much better than the book
21:38.32youtahthey are voting now https://www.demconvention.com/live/
21:38.43TodPunkyay?
21:38.50youtahlol
21:38.50TodPunkwhat the hell are they even voting on?
21:38.55youtahit's interesting just to hear
21:38.58youtahHillary defiantely has it
21:38.59TodPunk"Are we still democrats?"
21:39.39TodPunk"Who wants to make nachos great again?"
21:39.52youtahomg
21:40.00youtahBernie Sanders old brother is talking
21:40.04youtahhe sounds just like him
21:40.14TodPunkdo they both sound old?
21:40.45youtahweathered
21:40.53youtahwell seasoned
21:41.00TodPunkso.... old
21:41.40youtahlol, she just said that Washington DC wants to become a state
21:42.25TodPunk....
21:42.31youtahlol
21:43.41TodPunkI remember fast and testimony meetings always had some nutjob talking about revelations and stuff that were clearly insane.  I imagine this is what these conventions must turn out to be like, but over 3 days time
21:44.48youtahthat's exactly what this is
21:51.32spangbornthat's exactly what this is
21:53.44jfindlay~trump hillary
21:53.44infobotACTION sends hillary down an escalator
21:54.02jfindlay~hillary trump
21:54.22jlp_zncsends illegal e-mails to trump
21:54.47jlp_zncforwards controversial classified e-mails to trump
21:54.52TodPunkpanders to trumps demographic
21:54.53jlp_zncor something like that
21:55.23TodPunktakes money from trump's oppressors, uses it to speak down to trump
22:01.04TodPunklets Bill have an affair with trump, has trump discredited when the relationship goes south
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22:15.05youtahhttp://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/how-to-speed-up-apt-get-apt-command-ubuntu-linux/
22:17.24jlp_zncI like that last one, TodPunk
22:18.20TodPunkIt's actually one of my greatest criticisms of her character
22:19.31TodPunkAny given aspect of it isn't interesting unless you want to enforce some sort of morality on her, but when considered as a whole, well, it raises some concerns about her ability as a leader and a negotiator
22:25.32youtahNorth Mariana Island, super classy
22:25.34youtahand pretty
22:30.31TodPunkwhat about it?
22:30.51youtahI just told you
22:30.55youtahsuper classy and pretty
22:31.11TodPunknoted, I guess
22:31.19youtahlol
22:32.12jfindlaylolstats
22:32.19youtahthe DNC delegates from Northern Mariana Islands were very clean, classy, well behaved and physically attractive
22:33.47TodPunkSo, indistinguishable from me
22:34.26jfindlayif you moved there, you would disappear
22:34.27youtahdid you just assume their identity?!
22:34.39youtahreddit has ruined me
22:35.22youtahthey would just put TodPunk in the field with all the other flowers, gently blowing in the ocean breeze
22:35.29TodPunkI'm sure there's a more social-justicey nonsense term for what I'm doing
22:35.47youtahtrolling?
22:36.14jfindlaybridge habitating
22:36.21TodPunkNo, that gets used when a white male speaks directly at someone who doesn't like things
22:36.37TodPunkthings being white males
22:36.49TodPunkor responsibility
22:36.57youtahoh oh
22:37.01youtahthat's a rock band I think
22:37.11TodPunkI like that game
22:37.22TodPunkThe drums are the hardest
22:37.31youtahheck yes
22:37.45TodPunkI have the older one for the Xbox360
22:37.47youtahI have broken three air guitars. I am that metal
22:38.01TodPunkDid you smash them at the end of the concert?
22:38.17youtahyeah
22:38.24youtahon the invisible stage
22:43.20youtahWhat the.....
22:43.30youtahVermont passed on voting at the DNC Convention
22:43.40TodPunkCan... can they do that?
22:44.10youtahI have no idea
22:44.14youtahthey did
22:46.25TodPunkI'd think they'd vote Bernie, since he's from there
22:46.42youtahOh
22:46.48youtahThis bumps them to the end
22:47.01youtahrumors are that all of them are voting for Hillary
22:47.07youtahand Bernie himself is casting the votes
22:47.29Jayce^yeah, that was leaked this morning
22:47.36youtah<according to people on the bernie facebook group>
22:47.46Jayce^trying to get that as a 'final show of support and unity'
22:48.12jfindlayugh
22:48.27jfindlaydemocrats still think bernie supporters are democrat supporters
22:48.32Jayce^would be much more impressed if he pulled a Cruz
22:48.43jfindlaythe whole reason he joined the party was to coopt it
22:49.40TodPunkHis platform meshed a lot with the dem platform
22:49.49TodPunkjust as much as Hillary's, if we're being fair
22:50.03TodPunkbut Hillary has the old blood backing.  Like, all of it
22:50.16jfindlaythe main thing I really cared about is that he was the only non-warmonger among the whole lot
22:50.38TodPunkBernie brought in a lot of new people that old dems looked down their noses at
22:50.39Jayce^well, Hillary, like Trump, just picked messages that seemed popular with a couple audiences and started repeating them
22:50.50TodPunkAye, Jayce^
22:50.56youtahexactly
22:51.20TodPunkHillary's record probably meshes less with the dem message than Bernie's
22:51.43Jayce^that's why the numbers have been so funny, like Trump garnering such a large base from the normally democrat rust-belt blue-collar workers..
22:52.07TodPunk"blue-collar billionaire" xD
22:52.14TodPunkstill laughing at that one
22:53.30Jayce^ouch, twitter not doing well from their earnings call
22:53.49youtahWill Verizon Wireless be able to buy them too?
22:54.20youtahand Bernie just conceded
22:59.12TodPunkIs anyone surprised at twitter not doing well?
22:59.18TodPunkThey don't DO anything!
22:59.43TodPunkYou can't even give them money to advertise, just "promote" tweets
23:03.25Jayce^the twitter board is surprised..
23:07.44TodPunkthe twitter board are necessarily idiots
23:07.58TodPunkthey invested (monetarily or emotionally) in twitter, afte rall
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