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| 05:32.35 | bregalad | xmission ftw |
| 05:32.42 | bregalad | centurygarbage ftl |
| 05:38.31 | jima | concur |
| 05:39.57 | bregalad | at my last job, we worked with centurylink as a customer |
| 05:40.34 | bregalad | our professional service guy would tell us about the profound incompetence that rotted the company |
| 05:41.10 | bregalad | that the few techs they had that knew what they were doing were equally dumbstruck |
| 05:42.20 | bregalad | remember kids, that's what happens when you enshrine your business into a legal monopoly |
| 05:46.09 | bregalad | this was for their cloud business, so it's possible people in some other corner of the company knew what was down |
| 05:46.55 | bregalad | and other than acting like an arrogant child, their internet service has been reliable if not fair |
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| 13:37.36 | shalkie | bregalad: When I had to rely on it QWest DSL was pretty reliable. I got the speed they sold (1.5/750) most of the time. When there was snow and it melted or when it rained heavily then it would have problems and convincing the techs that rebooting the modem wouldn't fix it... Well that was crap. I love the fact that one of their techs finally researched the issue to a loose wire (She said it popped off when she |
| 13:37.38 | shalkie | barely touched it) in one of their boxes. |
| 13:40.31 | shalkie | I could go on about their customer service, but we all know that one. |
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| 15:15.05 | youtah | more nun |
| 15:20.18 | shalkie | untrue fact: Sally Field is the only person that the flying hat responds too. |
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| 15:29.19 | weedpatch2 | Morning all! |
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| 15:51.58 | RyanE | http://wondermark.com/c1117/ |
| 15:58.59 | fadein | RyanE: hey, that's my business model! |
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| 16:20.04 | fozzmoo | ~lart youtah |
| 16:20.04 | infobot | does a little 'dpkg -P youtah' action |
| 16:21.12 | youtah | So I bought aqz.us |
| 16:21.51 | jsmith | youtah: And I once bought "myminivanissexy.com"... so what?!? |
| 16:23.19 | youtah | I have no idea what I am going to do with it now |
| 16:23.22 | youtah | but it was $4! |
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| 16:40.00 | RyanE | I own untestedhacks.com |
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| 16:44.06 | youtah | My friend used to own trashy pictures dot com |
| 16:44.10 | youtah | don't go there |
| 16:44.21 | youtah | he lost the domain.... and he regrets having lost it |
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| 16:45.04 | youtah | He and is college room mate used to walk around campus at Texas Tech and take photos of garbage cans |
| 16:45.07 | youtah | and would then post them online |
| 16:45.12 | youtah | lol |
| 16:48.53 | harleypig | I have bovinecunnilingus.com ... |
| 16:49.25 | harleypig | other than the name it's sfw |
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| 16:57.55 | RyanE | or so you say |
| 16:58.02 | RyanE | I've fallen for that one before... :) |
| 16:58.22 | RyanE | questionablecontent.horse is also SFW, as long as you don't have your speakers turned up. |
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| 17:42.07 | jima | jsmith: my minivan IS sexy |
| 17:43.46 | fungus | That's just not physically possible. |
| 17:44.23 | fungus | Any vehicle that could be considered sexy does not exhibit any of the minivan's defining features. |
| 17:44.45 | programmerq | engine, wheels, enclosed compartment |
| 17:44.58 | programmerq | runs |
| 17:47.18 | fungus | heh, none of those define a minivan. They are general features of automobiles, not specifically minivans. |
| 17:49.44 | bregalad | shalkie: about two years ago, my connection speed with xmission over cl started to get slower and slower and when I called them, they said that I had been put on a special throttling server |
| 17:50.00 | bregalad | for better customer service or something |
| 17:50.36 | bregalad | very fishy; it seemed like they were trying to manipulate people using 3rd party isps that their connections were unreliable |
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| 17:52.36 | bregalad | s/s t/s to think t/ |
| 17:55.32 | fozzmoo | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHdQUyOunA |
| 17:55.41 | programmerq | is anyone here a private pilot? |
| 17:56.01 | bregalad | I guess they're all public pilots |
| 17:56.35 | youtah | gross |
| 17:57.10 | youtah | fungus, ... impossible you say? |
| 17:57.36 | youtah | http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-strange-addiction/videos/my-car-is-my-lover/ |
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| 18:00.16 | youtah | you really shouldn't Pilot your Honda in public.... |
| 18:00.29 | youtah | leaves |
| 18:04.35 | fungus | youtah, thank you for proving my point. Notice, it's not a minivan. They are not sexy. |
| 18:04.57 | youtah | lol |
| 18:05.30 | youtah | Just because he likes them slender, doesn't mean someone else doesn't enjoy a bit-ole-large hatch back |
| 18:05.42 | youtah | big* |
| 18:05.47 | fungus | Personally I think his car is quite ugly, but it's at least in the realm of possibility of that car being sexy to someone. |
| 18:05.56 | youtah | Yeah |
| 18:06.13 | fungus | But minivans, are completely outside that realm altogether. |
| 18:06.45 | youtah | you haven't lived until you've owned an Odyssey |
| 18:07.06 | youtah | Alive I tell you! You'll feel alive! |
| 18:07.21 | jima | fungus: tell that to every chump i've left in the dust once the light turned green ;-) |
| 18:07.22 | youtah | this convo is just getting weirder and weirder |
| 18:07.37 | jima | it REALLY seems to damage people's egos |
| 18:07.52 | fungus | I believe that too, but that doesn't mean it's sexy. |
| 18:08.13 | youtah | sexy is more than just looks... |
| 18:08.42 | youtah | the way the peddle goes down, the way the transmission shifts... the way that clutch slips... |
| 18:09.17 | youtah | where's harleypig with this convo? |
| 18:09.17 | fungus | Exactly, minivans are still not sexy. |
| 18:09.30 | fungus | Now consider an Audi TT. That is some major sexy there. |
| 18:10.11 | youtah | All cam shafts are beautiful |
| 18:10.17 | harleypig | I'm not really into auto porn. |
| 18:10.26 | harleypig | Watched it once ... felt oily afterwards. |
| 18:10.38 | fungus | lol |
| 18:10.40 | youtah | lol |
| 18:10.47 | fungus | too much lube?? |
| 18:10.57 | youtah | light weight |
| 18:11.55 | youtah | is done making car jokes... getting back to work |
| 18:12.02 | fungus | Saying a cam shaft is sexy is like saying somone's spleen is sexy. Really creepy! |
| 18:12.15 | youtah | really cranks your motor? |
| 18:12.25 | youtah | I guess that would be the crank shaft |
| 18:12.36 | fungus | I envision youtah on the sex offenders list soon. |
| 18:12.51 | youtah | wut |
| 18:13.09 | youtah | fungus started it |
| 18:13.22 | fungus | no, jsmith started it. |
| 18:13.41 | fungus | <jsmith> youtah: And I once bought "myminivanissexy.com"... so what?!? |
| 18:13.54 | youtah | Oh, you're right |
| 18:15.17 | youtah | in all serious now, the mechanics of an engine is freaking amazing |
| 18:15.36 | fungus | I'll go with that. |
| 18:15.39 | youtah | I can't imagine how many swearwords were said trying to get the first ones to work |
| 18:19.11 | shalkie | That was on TLC? I really expected to to be on The National Geographic "Taboo" program. |
| 18:19.17 | shalkie | Like the woman and the berlin wall. |
| 18:19.27 | youtah | i haven't heard of this |
| 18:19.49 | youtah | the one that really made me want to vomit is the woman that got addicted to eating her deceased husbands ashes |
| 18:20.23 | Tod-Work | you people need better hobbies |
| 18:20.35 | shalkie | http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/taboo/ |
| 18:20.38 | youtah | There was also another lady addicted to eating fabric softener drier sheets |
| 18:22.14 | shalkie | What? Studying odd human behavior can't be a valid hobby? |
| 18:24.21 | shalkie | Huh, never heard of this one: http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/taboo/videos/bagel-party/ |
| 18:24.27 | shalkie | Odd, but safe. |
| 18:33.15 | youtah | http://uxreactions.com/post/115869534239/users |
| 18:34.39 | programmerq | shalkie: I saw that several years ago. I figured it would have phased out by now. |
| 18:39.22 | youtah | I just got $125 from the Utah Government, woo hoo! |
| 18:40.12 | bregalad | youtah is now going to go buy bagels! |
| 18:41.30 | programmerq | I still owe the utah gov't. :/ |
| 18:48.49 | youtah | bregalad I bought a croissant this morning with bacon egg and cheese on it. |
| 18:49.02 | youtah | and why is there an i in croissant... those jerks! |
| 18:49.03 | shalkie | I managed to file an extension after hours. |
| 18:49.13 | shalkie | So maybe I owe... |
| 19:00.42 | RyanE | Pretty sure I dropped my payment slip and check into a post office that didn't do after hours collections. |
| 19:00.52 | RyanE | but that's a less large fee than late filing. |
| 19:02.34 | youtah | Is there a .cdn told? |
| 19:02.39 | youtah | there should be |
| 19:02.49 | jsmith | youtah: Not that I know of... |
| 19:03.05 | youtah | couldn't that be awesome? |
| 19:23.00 | fozzmoo | http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/smartphone-debate-ends-with-stabbings-908541 |
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| 19:39.36 | shalkie | fozzmoo: New product idea: The SPhone, the S stands for Stab, which you can do with the popout blade/antenna! |
| 19:43.11 | jima | oooh |
| 19:43.22 | jima | something something killer app |
| 19:44.09 | jima | obligatory: http://dilbert.com/strip/1998-03-23 |
| 19:46.14 | fozzmoo | ~jima++ |
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| 20:18.10 | youtah | What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)? |
| 20:18.53 | youtah | A Natural Log Cabin! |
| 20:19.13 | RyanE | thanks, uncle youtah |
| 20:19.39 | youtah | Why did Al Gore play on his guitar? An Algorythm! |
| 20:19.47 | fozzmoo | slaps knee |
| 20:19.54 | youtah | s/Why/What/ |
| 20:19.55 | RyanE | slaps fozzmoo's knee |
| 20:20.07 | youtah | slaps RyanE slapping fozzmoo's knee |
| 20:20.14 | jima | slaps both of youtah's knees, with a sledgehammer |
| 20:20.18 | RyanE | well now It's just getting silly |
| 20:20.20 | fozzmoo | ^^ |
| 20:21.21 | youtah | Why did the polynomial plant die? |
| 20:21.28 | youtah | Because it's roots weren't real! |
| 20:21.30 | youtah | HA! |
| 20:21.47 | jima | i can tell youtah has children. |
| 20:22.06 | youtah | and wears socks with sandals |
| 20:27.26 | jima | ok, i can tell youtah has children and no taste. |
| 20:27.50 | youtah | Ouch |
| 20:29.52 | jima | doesn't explain your wife, though. |
| 20:30.49 | youtah | Why couldn't the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn't Cosine! |
| 20:31.15 | youtah | Why was the math book so sad? It had so many problems. |
| 20:34.17 | youtah | http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/04/17/taxes-are-optional-and-there-is-no-military-welcome-to-liberland-europes-brand-new-country/ |
| 20:35.10 | youtah | https://www.facebook.com/liberland?fref=nf |
| 20:39.03 | fozzmoo | Hmmm. Liberland looks interesting, but doomed to failure simply because it's in the middle of Europe. |
| 20:39.15 | youtah | lol |
| 20:39.16 | fozzmoo | Maybe if they had settled an island somewhere. |
| 20:39.20 | youtah | I liked their Facebook page |
| 20:39.42 | youtah | and no laws |
| 20:39.46 | youtah | none |
| 20:39.51 | youtah | zip, zilch |
| 20:40.26 | fozzmoo | The US had no laws before the ratification of the Constitution. :) |
| 20:41.56 | youtah | I wasn't alive then |
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| 20:45.29 | shalkie | Since this is on The Blaze could this be some twisted conservative dream that Glenn Beck called real? |
| 20:46.16 | fozzmoo | Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
| 20:46.49 | bregalad | I would stay out of places like that, if only because of the kinds of sociopathic people that are attracted to those kinds of things |
| 20:48.16 | youtah | I would go |
| 20:48.39 | bregalad | therefore youtah is sociopathic :) |
| 20:48.40 | shalkie | When it is actually real, sure. This appears to be a Micronation. I understood micronations to be more model country then actual country. There are several micronations in the US. |
| 20:48.56 | youtah | Like fozzmoo said... they're kind of land locked and useless |
| 20:49.08 | bregalad | ~napoleon youtah |
| 20:49.08 | infobot | ACTION throws youtah's favorite Masters of the Universe action figure out the bus window attached to a fishing line |
| 20:49.39 | youtah | shalkie, they said the other countries around them, have recognized them |
| 20:51.25 | youtah | https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck |
| 20:53.12 | shalkie | I don't see anything saying they have been recognized, I see an article saying they have sent letters asking to be recognized. |
| 20:53.52 | shalkie | In general I think you have to have currency, land, and at least one recognized state recognize you to be considered an actual state. |
| 20:54.28 | youtah | I might have just accidentally ordered a HAM radio from HRO |
| 20:55.57 | youtah | FT-2900R |
| 20:56.37 | programmerq | "accidentally" |
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| 20:57.15 | youtah | bloody clumsy mouse clicks programmerq |
| 20:58.45 | shalkie | youtah: Meh, I don't see a state of recognition, though I do see a note about endoresement of activies from the Austrian Ambassador. |
| 20:59.48 | youtah | yeah, that |
| 20:59.49 | youtah | close enough |
| 21:01.13 | programmerq | http://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/travel/flights/2015/04/17/all-nippon-airways-unveils-star-wars-themed-boeing-787-dreamliner/25923781/ |
| 21:05.13 | RyanE | fozzmoo: I believe before the US Constitution, there were the Articles of Confederation, and States had laws, so not quite accurate. |
| 21:05.40 | fozzmoo | NO! It was complete anarchy! |
| 21:05.45 | fozzmoo | I'm sure of it! |
| 21:06.22 | RyanE | Let's hop in the time machine and see. |
| 21:06.28 | fozzmoo | Wheeee! |
| 21:07.18 | BenFranklin | fozzmoo: even before the articles, I proposed other federal legislation. |
| 21:07.23 | RyanE | See? |
| 21:07.26 | fozzmoo | :-D |
| 21:11.26 | bregalad | lol |
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| 21:22.51 | spangborn | ~lart youtah |
| 21:22.51 | infobot | cuts youtah into thin stripes |
| 21:23.09 | spangborn | Mmm deli-sliced youtah |
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| 21:25.59 | bregalad | ~brain |
| 21:25.59 | infobot | I'm a lab mouse in a large mechanical suit. |
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| 23:33.41 | youtah | http://i.imgur.com/CskgIwY.gifv |
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| 23:39.52 | spangborn | ~lart youtah |
| 23:39.52 | infobot | slaps youtah upside and over the head with one freakishly huge killer whale named hugh |
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