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| 15:32.52 | fozzmoo | ~lart davido_work |
| 15:32.52 | infobot | teaches davido_work that M$ Access is a database. No, really, a database. A real live multi-user... well, ok, not multi-user, but a database. Yeah, that sounds right. |
| 15:33.28 | davido_work | lol. :) |
| 15:40.54 | goozbach | mornin |
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| 15:47.04 | Q_Continuum | Bad infobot, teaching someone that Access is something anyone should ever consider ;P |
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| 15:52.12 | youtah | THANKS A LOT OBAMA |
| 15:52.22 | fozzmoo | ~ |
| 15:52.25 | fozzmoo | ~lart youtah |
| 15:52.25 | infobot | eats youtah and falls over dead |
| 15:52.34 | youtah | I had to freaking go poo and was stuck on I-15 while they shut down the ENTIRE FREAKING FREEWAY |
| 15:53.17 | fozzmoo | I remember being in SLC on Saturday in 1991 when GHW Bush was in town. Couldn't seem to get out of the city. |
| 15:53.48 | youtah | For his motorcade |
| 15:53.59 | youtah | and then West temple was closed |
| 15:54.02 | youtah | and so was 2nd south |
| 15:54.15 | youtah | I freaking work between West Temple and 2nd west!!! |
| 15:54.25 | youtah | I meant 2nd west, not 2nd south |
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| 16:10.44 | unum | Really glad I live and work in the south east part of the valley right now :) |
| 16:10.57 | unum | I could have gone to my mom's house and watch it fly over..... |
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| 16:28.52 | fozzmoo | couldn't care much less. |
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| 16:30.18 | bregalad | yeah, keep the president in DC where people are used to the dystopian scope of surveillance theater |
| 16:31.15 | programmerq | this president has only come to utah the one time. |
| 16:31.21 | programmerq | so it could be worse. :) |
| 16:31.32 | programmerq | though, I work from home, so I say meh to your woes |
| 16:31.40 | eightyeight | telecommuting++ |
| 16:31.51 | eightyeight | silly drivers |
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| 16:33.02 | eightyeight | 11/_12/ 4/_8/ 9|_11/_12__13/_4__8__9/_11/ 12|13_/4_(8_|9_|11_) |
| 16:33.09 | Q_Continuum | OOOOH ITS EVEN IN COLOR |
| 16:33.11 | programmerq | throws up |
| 16:34.30 | fozzmoo | Thanks eightyeight! |
| 16:34.49 | bregalad | throws down |
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| 16:49.38 | bregalad | ~napoleon |
| 16:49.38 | infobot | There's like a buttload of gangs at this school. One of them kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff. |
| 16:50.22 | shalkie | Apparently a car navigated from SF to NYC. "Self" driving 99% of the time. |
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| 16:56.01 | programmerq | shalkie: cool. I'm guessing the 1% was getting gas? |
| 16:57.06 | shalkie | They specifically listed a construction zone and changing lanes from being stuck behind a stopped police vehicle into moving traffic. |
| 16:58.33 | bregalad | I thought google moved fast and breaked things |
| 16:59.59 | programmerq | shalkie: is there an article link? |
| 17:01.46 | fozzmoo | http://www.sltrib.com/news/2360219-155/self-driving-car-safely-makes-trip-from |
| 17:02.42 | jlp_znc | bregalad: it wasn't a googley car... delphi, I think. |
| 17:04.15 | bregalad | so someone that actually has sane engineering practices :-) |
| 17:21.26 | joshh | i hate the new sltrib survey thing to see the rest of articles |
| 17:21.41 | joshh | hopefully enough people don't bother that they end it soon |
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| 18:31.21 | shalkie | joshh: I was worried about the fact that it is a google thing. |
| 18:31.30 | shalkie | hopes google isn't buying papers yet. |
| 18:32.26 | joshh | didn't realize it was google thing |
| 18:32.36 | joshh | they can't be worse than all the other trib owners though |
| 18:32.37 | youtah | OMG |
| 18:32.39 | youtah | DUDE |
| 18:32.41 | youtah | WTF |
| 18:32.44 | jlp_znc | well, the survey came from google, but I think it's just an advertising/funding mechanism |
| 18:32.48 | youtah | After all that, they didn't even take I-15 apparently |
| 18:33.04 | youtah | They shut down I-15 for the motorcade and then drove on the frontage road |
| 18:33.07 | jlp_znc | youtah: misdirection is great, isn't? |
| 18:33.12 | jsmith | youtah: That's because I-15 is a death trap! |
| 18:33.15 | jsmith | ducks and hides |
| 18:33.29 | youtah | So I sat in stand still traffic, needing to poop, for like 20 minutes |
| 18:33.46 | jlp_znc | when I was in California, whenever the president would come in, he would land at Moffat field (close to my office there) and we would see V-22 Ospreys flying about. |
| 18:34.04 | shalkie | jsmith: I have been on VA roads, I will take an I-15 death trap over most of them. |
| 18:34.06 | youtah | So they had a no fly zone from Payson to like Logan |
| 18:34.08 | joshh | ya, and he would come like every 3 months |
| 18:34.14 | youtah | other than commercial flights |
| 18:34.24 | jlp_znc | youtah: for future reference, have some of these on hand: https://www.depend.com/mens-solutions/products |
| 18:34.31 | joshh | jlp_znc: did you hear about how they shut down the cable car line when he stayed at the fairmont? pissed off a bunch of tourists |
| 18:34.32 | youtah | lol jlp_znc |
| 18:34.59 | jlp_znc | joshh: no, I didn't get into the city much, and after the first month didn't have a TV so I didn't really pay that much attention to the SFO news. |
| 18:35.03 | joshh | it was like 2 months ago, maybe after you moved back |
| 18:35.16 | jlp_znc | yeah, I was back in mid December |
| 18:36.04 | joshh | but ya, he stayed at a hotel right next to a cable car line, the night before his dinner with elon musk |
| 18:36.24 | joshh | so all these families from kansas that wanted to ride a cable car were screwed |
| 18:38.24 | bregalad | why can't the president ever just work remotely? |
| 18:38.40 | bregalad | save us all the big inconvenience of his 'presence' |
| 18:39.10 | joshh | i wish he would just travel with less security and be more accessible in general |
| 18:39.14 | youtah | they could have shot it on a green screen |
| 18:39.28 | joshh | presidents shouldn't need to shut down anything to drive somewhere |
| 18:39.32 | youtah | put all of the solar panels in digitally |
| 18:39.44 | jlp_znc | I rode a cable car once... back in, I think, 1970. |
| 18:39.51 | jlp_znc | the lines are just ridiculous now |
| 18:39.54 | joshh | ya, i don't get the appeal personally |
| 18:40.09 | joshh | its just a cute traditional thing now |
| 18:40.36 | jlp_znc | my wife and kids wanted to do it when they came out in May, but with 400 people in line, we didn't feel like standing there for two hours. |
| 18:40.50 | bregalad | I'm sure there's no person in history who's ever had an entourage of such ridiculous dysfunctionally pretentious overhead |
| 18:40.55 | jlp_znc | it's actually a pretty cool technology |
| 18:41.01 | joshh | you can get on easily anywhere except for that turnaround spot on powell |
| 18:41.07 | joshh | which is where everyone lines up for some reason |
| 18:41.16 | jnbek | did someone say pretentious?!! |
| 18:42.13 | joshh | i remember being at xmission when bush stayed at grand america, and shut down state street so his motorcade could go 60 down it |
| 18:42.28 | joshh | and he was actually liked in utah |
| 18:42.32 | bregalad | lol |
| 18:43.31 | joshh | and once i was driving by the mouth of parleys when bush's marine one helicopters all flew out of it going low, coming back from romney's deer valley house |
| 18:44.55 | joshh | here in sf, at my last job which was on the 27th floor of a building, you could see the secret service snipers on lower rooftops during some obama event, and they all simultaneously got up and disappeared right after he drove past, it was kinda cool |
| 18:44.59 | joshh | those are my only president stories |
| 18:47.07 | jlp_znc | I don't have any cool stories other than seeing the V-22s flying around giving air cover to AF1 |
| 18:47.21 | jlp_znc | I think Marine One should be a V-22 |
| 18:48.11 | jlp_znc | now that they have the bugs worked out of it, it's a pretty nifty aircraft (although hellishly complicated) |
| 18:49.01 | joshh | ya, they are cool |
| 18:49.39 | joshh | what surprised me that one time was the number of "marine ones", i think there were 5, all identical |
| 18:49.49 | jlp_znc | http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a7883/the-ospreys-real-problem-isnt-safety-its-money-8347657/ |
| 18:49.51 | joshh | makes it hard to guess the right one to shoot down |
| 18:50.02 | jlp_znc | technically, it's only Marine One if the president is actually onboard |
| 18:50.08 | joshh | ya |
| 18:50.22 | bregalad | ay |
| 18:50.39 | jlp_znc | my detachment commander in AFROTC used to fly AF1 |
| 18:50.46 | joshh | i wonder if presidents ever get jaded by the cool transportation options |
| 18:51.10 | jlp_znc | I think they are too busy to even think about such crap. it's just "get me there, please. thanks." |
| 18:52.06 | joshh | that would be after they get jaded |
| 18:53.55 | jlp_znc | I suppose the first time you climb aboard AF1 it would be a little impressive |
| 18:54.42 | joshh | i still get impressed by southwest airlines 737s, but i don't fly all that much |
| 18:55.05 | jlp_znc | 737 is a great airframe. it is really quite impressive that it's been around so long. |
| 18:55.21 | jlp_znc | I always liked the 727, but the 737 has definitely stood the test of time. |
| 18:55.40 | joshh | i haven't been lucky enough to be on a jumbo plane yet |
| 18:55.47 | joshh | maybe when i go to europe or asia it will happen |
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| 18:56.19 | jlp_znc | biggest I've ever been on were 767 and 757, typically 767 on the atlanta -> slc flight |
| 18:56.46 | jlp_znc | I remember one time after 9/11/01 flying back from atlanta on a 767. I think there were maybe 30 passengers. |
| 18:56.52 | jlp_znc | it was weird |
| 18:57.16 | jlp_znc | I had three full rows to myself, and the rows seat eight. |
| 18:58.50 | jlp_znc | there were, like, 11 crew members. |
| 18:59.10 | jlp_znc | (may have been some more passengers up in first class) |
| 19:03.32 | programmerq | oh, we're talking about airplanes here. :) |
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| 19:06.05 | programmerq | yeah, the 737 airframe is pretty reliable. |
| 19:06.22 | jlp_znc | programmerq: there's something else to talk about? |
| 19:06.30 | programmerq | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloha_Airlines_Flight_243 <- this was a 737 |
| 19:06.42 | jlp_znc | yeah, I was just thinking about that one |
| 19:06.47 | jlp_znc | was just going to look it up :-) |
| 19:06.50 | programmerq | I've been watching a bunch of those air-crash-investigation type shows. |
| 19:06.51 | bregalad | the 737 frames the air in a reliable manner |
| 19:07.18 | jlp_znc | pretty impressive that it didn't break in half completely. only one fatality from that one and it was a flight attendant who was walking down the aisle at the time. |
| 19:07.58 | programmerq | during a decompression, there are tear panels that are there to try to make any holes expand to be no bigger than a 10"x10" square |
| 19:08.06 | programmerq | but the attendant got sucked out |
| 19:08.17 | programmerq | fluid hammer effect opened it up more. |
| 19:08.43 | programmerq | there was a blood spatter pattern on the aircraft where she was momentarily pinned |
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| 19:11.38 | jlp_znc | that's exactly why I always keep my seat belt securely fastened when I'm in my seat. |
| 19:12.13 | jlp_znc | I used to loosen it a little when the seat belt sign was turned off, but after seeing that accident, I just keep it on. |
| 19:12.29 | jlp_znc | sure, it's unlikely to happen again, but why take chances. |
| 19:14.28 | bregalad | jlp_znc: you're more likely to need your seatbelt in your car |
| 19:14.41 | jlp_znc | I *always* wear it in the car |
| 19:15.05 | jlp_znc | 16 years of living on air force bases teaches you that |
| 19:15.08 | bregalad | I've been in two wrecks before, you don't realize how close to death you are driving down the freeway until you experience one of those |
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| 19:15.52 | jlp_znc | I know my brother's life was saved by his seat belt in his big accident. unfortunately, his son wasn't so lucky. |
| 19:16.09 | jlp_znc | sometimes the seat belt isn't enough, but it still greatly improves your chances. |
| 19:16.42 | jlp_znc | you're much better off if you can stay with the car. people who say "I'll be thrown clear" never saw that driver's ed film where they threw a pumpkin at a telephone pole. |
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| 19:18.52 | programmerq | after watching lost, I always stay buckled in a plane: https://youtu.be/xuYbd15n5t8?t=121 |
| 19:19.07 | programmerq | turbulance can throw you like a rag doll without warning. |
| 19:19.53 | jlp_znc | yeah, the bit where the guy gets thrown into the ceiling |
| 19:19.56 | jlp_znc | whee! |
| 19:19.58 | programmerq | yup |
| 19:20.56 | jlp_znc | ever heard about this one? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_232 |
| 19:21.08 | jlp_znc | I read a book about it... very interesting. |
| 19:21.19 | jlp_znc | 185 survivors, 111 fatalities |
| 19:21.29 | jlp_znc | it amazed me that anyone could have survived that one |
| 19:22.16 | programmerq | this is one of the crashes I don't know as much about. |
| 19:23.35 | jlp_znc | basically, the center engine failed and took out all of the hydraulics |
| 19:24.04 | jlp_znc | so the flight crew had no control surfaces. only throttles for the remaining two engines. |
| 19:24.25 | jlp_znc | somehow they managed to keep the plane relatively stable and get it close to the ground. |
| 19:24.35 | programmerq | there was a "seconds from disaster" on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRdAWtGKhY0 |
| 19:25.12 | jlp_znc | they finally lost control in the last few moments and it porpoised a little, then hit and broke into three parts. |
| 19:25.28 | jlp_znc | I think it was ground effect that screwed them in the last few seconds. |
| 19:26.07 | jlp_znc | another amazing crash was the Gimli Glider. read a book about that one, too. |
| 19:26.31 | jlp_znc | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider |
| 19:26.42 | jlp_znc | 767 runs out of fuel at FL410 |
| 19:26.44 | jlp_znc | whoops. |
| 19:27.03 | jlp_znc | there was some confusion about measuring fuel in pounds vs. litres. |
| 19:27.32 | programmerq | I remember when this happened: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asiana_Airlines_Flight_214 |
| 19:27.43 | jlp_znc | they managed to dead stick it in at a little retired airport that was currently being used for auto racing. |
| 19:27.50 | programmerq | the news outlets were broadcasting a terrible joke because they didn't check facts. |
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| 20:00.52 | programmerq | yeah, this was the joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C76T9_fThH0 |
| 20:00.52 | programmerq | some intern told the media those were the names |
| 20:14.56 | jlp_znc | shakes head |
| 20:32.58 | harleypig | I like how she pronounced Fuk ... |
| 20:48.15 | programmerq | indeed |
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| 22:34.36 | youtah | http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacobsullum/2013/10/16/research-shows-cocaine-and-heroin-are-less-addictive-than-oreos/ |
| 22:35.00 | youtah | You guys... the internet needs you to buy this! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/diskcactus/the-emoji-keyboard-type-emoji-on-your-mac/description |
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| 22:48.19 | programmerq | youtah: I just do ctrl+cmd+space |
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| 22:55.03 | asoc | youtah: They actually got the unicode values wrong. |
| 22:55.12 | asoc | They are actually named disk slice of pizza |
| 22:55.27 | asoc | they even registered their llc incorrectly too. |
| 22:56.50 | bregalad | but it's impressive you can still do all that by interacting with the world only through :emojy: |
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