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| 15:45.24 | eightyeight | So, if today is Friday the 13th, and tomorrow is Pi Day, does that mean I'm going to have a "round of bad luck" this weekend? |
| 15:48.06 | pashdown | math humor hey-o |
| 15:48.21 | fozzmoo | slaps knee |
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| 15:54.33 | unum | my son was already likely to be a nerd but if he's born on pi day there will be no hope |
| 15:55.59 | Jayce^ | ouch... fozzmoo get back to your office... |
| 15:56.13 | Jayce^ | was going to make a joke, until I took a slap to the knee |
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| 16:10.04 | jlp_znc | oh ho ho ho |
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| 16:30.26 | bregalad | ~napoleon |
| 16:30.26 | infobot | Girls only like guys who have great skills: Nun-chuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. |
| 16:33.30 | asoc | Does that mean girls like guys with "the Knack? |
| 16:35.03 | jlp_znc | asoc: of course! |
| 16:35.19 | jlp_znc | now, women, on the other hand... |
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| 17:40.46 | jlp_znc | samsung galaxy tab s 8.4 giveaway from android authority: https://deals.androidauthority.com/giveaways/the-samsung-galaxy-tab-s-8-4-giveaway?gid=1811913 |
| 17:45.11 | spangborn | Samsung? Nah. |
| 17:45.45 | jlp_znc | http://kukuruku.co/hub/diy/usb-killer <- I love the question posed at the end |
| 17:54.05 | jlp_znc | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br0NW9ufUUw <- daylight savings time |
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| 18:04.44 | bregalad | ~nacho |
| 18:04.44 | infobot | Sometimes when you are a man you wear stretchy pants in your room all by yourself. |
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| 19:26.34 | jlp_znc | three DBAs walked into a NoSQL bar... |
| 19:26.45 | jlp_znc | a little later they walked out because they couldn't find a table. |
| 19:28.19 | fungus | rofl |
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| 19:48.32 | eightyeight | http://www.burningshadow.dk/Galleries/Facepalm/Facepalm3.jpg |
| 19:51.01 | fozzmoo | ~lart youtah |
| 19:51.01 | infobot | calls youtah on the phone ... the lights are on but nobody's home |
| 19:51.34 | eightyeight | ~linux |
| 19:51.34 | infobot | Is there a system of Linux for Mobile HTC s630 Instead of Microsoft Windows 6? |
| 20:04.30 | youtah | jlp_znc, so a Foo walks into a Bar and Sed AWK! |
| 20:04.44 | jlp_znc | grep! |
| 20:04.56 | jlp_znc | fork(2) |
| 20:06.26 | bregalad | ~rails eightyeight |
| 20:06.26 | infobot | eightyeight refactors to 0.684628242969058 picolines of code with the latest rails magic |
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| 20:07.41 | bregalad | metric prefixes should be used more liberally in life: femptobyte, gigahuman, decibananna |
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| 20:15.08 | youtah | hey bregalad you know what's even worse than ~rails? ~RubyOnRails |
| 20:16.15 | bregalad | ~rubyonyoutah |
| 20:16.30 | bregalad | 'this is your ruby on youtah' |
| 20:16.38 | youtah | No no no |
| 20:16.53 | youtah | ~rubyonrails bregalad |
| 20:17.17 | youtah | then we can use it with whoever |
| 20:20.29 | youtah | 8 Hobbits make up a Hobbyte. |
| 20:20.42 | bregalad | har har |
| 20:21.57 | Jayce^ | are 4 a Hibble? |
| 20:23.23 | spangborn | jlp_znc is stalking me. |
| 20:23.35 | jlp_znc | mmmm, pie |
| 20:23.56 | bregalad | ~literal cmd: rails (.*?) |
| 20:23.57 | infobot | "cmd: rails (.*?)" is "($x): <reply> $x refactors to $rand picolines of code with the latest rails magic" |
| 20:24.32 | spangborn | ~lart youtah |
| 20:24.32 | infobot | changes youtah's permissions to 0777 and tells the world |
| 20:24.44 | spangborn | deletes youtah |
| 20:25.17 | jlp_znc | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUh_CSjaSw |
| 20:26.09 | bregalad | infobot: rubyonrails is ($x): <action>h4x0rz $x into 1024*$rand lines of code with the latest RoR magic |
| 20:26.09 | infobot | bregalad: okay |
| 20:26.14 | bregalad | youtah: there you go |
| 20:26.34 | bregalad | that'll be a kilodollar ($1024) |
| 20:26.44 | bregalad | I guess that's a kibidollar |
| 20:27.09 | bregalad | ~rubyonrails youtah |
| 20:27.58 | bregalad | infobot: no rubyonrails ($x) is <action>h4x0rz $x into 1024*$rand lines of code with the latest RoR magic |
| 20:27.58 | infobot | okay, bregalad |
| 20:28.00 | bregalad | ~rubyonrails youtah |
| 20:28.10 | bregalad | infobot: no rubyonrails $x is <action>h4x0rz $x into 1024*$rand lines of code with the latest RoR magic |
| 20:28.10 | infobot | bregalad: okay |
| 20:28.13 | bregalad | ~rubyonrails youtah |
| 20:28.13 | infobot | ACTION h4x0rz youtah into 1024*0.148867011137458 lines of code with the latest RoR magic |
| 20:28.19 | spangborn | There ya go. |
| 20:28.19 | bregalad | there |
| 20:28.24 | bregalad | duh |
| 20:28.35 | Migs | ~whalenuke bregalad |
| 20:28.35 | infobot | ACTION dons her radiation cloak and tinted glasses while a highly intelligent whale named Ray precipitates critical mass for uncontrolled nuclear fission around bregalad with his mind powers. |
| 20:28.41 | youtah | ouch |
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| 20:30.10 | Migs | ~whalenametheft youtah |
| 20:30.10 | infobot | ACTION watches in awe as a rather menacing whale named Reginald (who also happens to be well versed in the art of marketing) kicks youtah's ass and steals his/her name. The now anonymous target weeps. |
| 20:30.36 | jlp_znc | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG7vhMMXagQ Vi Hart continues her rant against Pi |
| 20:30.59 | bregalad | tau > pi |
| 20:31.05 | bregalad | tau = 2pi |
| 20:31.54 | Migs | ~travolta jlp_znc |
| 20:31.54 | infobot | ACTION replaces jlp_znc with several craters in a multi-colored display of superior fire power |
| 20:32.04 | jlp_znc | travolta? |
| 20:32.10 | Migs | I dunno |
| 20:32.29 | bregalad | ~napoleon Migs |
| 20:32.30 | infobot | ACTION makes Migs feed Tina |
| 20:32.31 | Migs | ~funkybomb spangborn |
| 20:32.31 | infobot | ACTION blows away spangborn in a psychedelic flash |
| 20:32.36 | jlp_znc | more like schwarzenegger |
| 20:33.20 | spangborn | Yessss, funkybomb. |
| 20:33.27 | spangborn | Reminds me of Scorched Earth. |
| 20:33.43 | Jayce^ | that's where it came from (in this context) |
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| 20:33.51 | spangborn | Excellent. |
| 20:34.09 | bregalad | ~wiki tank wars |
| 20:34.59 | fozzmoo | ~lart youtah |
| 20:34.59 | infobot | hits youtah with an anvil and laughs with a contralto voice ... Haha Ha HA Ha |
| 20:35.07 | jlp_znc | http://www.tauday.com/ |
| 20:36.03 | jlp_znc | I think we all need to play some bzflag one of these days |
| 20:36.16 | bregalad | ~bzflag jlp_znc |
| 20:36.34 | Jayce^ | maybe if tim was still around.... |
| 20:36.52 | jlp_znc | he pops in every now and then, doesn't he? |
| 20:36.53 | fozzmoo | scoffs |
| 20:37.02 | fozzmoo | Inventing Android phones |
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| 20:37.04 | fozzmoo | rolls eyes |
| 20:37.05 | bregalad | one of my very first real programming projects was to adapt the maze xscreensaver into a bzflag maze world |
| 20:37.09 | jsmith | and playing Ingress... |
| 20:37.21 | Jayce^ | ... *lots* of ingress |
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| 20:40.53 | jlp_znc | goes for another piece of pie |
| 20:43.58 | jlp_znc | I'm not sure I want to know why, but there is a huge bottle of hand sanitizer sitting on the mame cabinet in the break room. |
| 20:44.42 | Jayce^ | I can see this happening here at work: http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/this-sage-of-a-broken-german-door-that-became-a-wall-of-meme?bffb&utm_term=4ldqphz#.wme15lkAP |
| 20:44.45 | jlp_znc | in fact, I'm sure I don't want to know why |
| 20:44.55 | Jayce^ | jlp_znc: think, it was a call-center before you were there :) |
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| 21:27.22 | Migs | I have no recollection of what thought processes got me to the point of doing this, but I just bought a 50 trillion Zimbabwean bank note off eBay for $5.99 |
| 21:29.04 | spangborn | LOL |
| 21:29.45 | spangborn | I don't understand why you'd do that, but evidently neither did you. |
| 21:36.12 | romanovic | that reminds me of the year my employer gave us all Christmas bonuses in Iraqi Dinar |
| 21:36.37 | romanovic | wonders where his د.ع10.000 has got to |
| 21:37.15 | bregalad | romanovic: does that mean you're a terrorist? |
| 21:38.16 | romanovic | It has appreciated for 6 years... now worth $8.58! |
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| 21:39.03 | jlp_znc | so some dude has a suitcase full of those and is selling them for $5.99 to "interested" parties. |
| 21:39.12 | romanovic | that must be what it means. why else would i need dinar in my posession |
| 21:39.26 | jlp_znc | sounds like he figured out a way to make some money off of his worthless scrip. |
| 21:40.41 | jlp_znc | apparently, as of February 2009, 300 trillion ZWR was worth $1 US. |
| 21:41.08 | jlp_znc | so you paid about 36 times it's worth in 2009. |
| 21:41.20 | spangborn | youtah sleeps his computer a lot. |
| 21:41.25 | Migs | for some reason I just really wanted a ZWR bank note |
| 21:41.32 | Migs | I'm still not entirely sure why |
| 21:41.37 | Migs | spur of the moment purchase |
| 21:41.49 | jlp_znc | well, only you can estimate the emotional value |
| 21:42.02 | jlp_znc | sometimes you've just gotta do what you've gotta do |
| 21:42.16 | Migs | on eBay the $100 trillion ones were going for, like, $20 |
| 21:42.23 | Migs | *100 trillion |
| 21:42.34 | Migs | so SOMEONE is making money off these |
| 21:42.55 | jlp_znc | probably the dude that ran the printing press back in the day... had a huge stash of them in his basement. |
| 21:43.21 | jlp_znc | when the paper itself is worth more than the note value, you know your country is in trouble. |
| 21:45.07 | jlp_znc | apparently, in 2010 it cost $0.096 to produce a $1 bill in the US, so we're still okay, I guess. |
| 21:45.08 | programmerq | s/paper/material/ s/note/coin/ |
| 21:45.28 | programmerq | it costs 9 cents to produce a nickel |
| 21:45.37 | jlp_znc | uh oh |
| 21:47.28 | jalbretsen | heh, recruiter number 4 in the past month looking to get me to go to IHC. |
| 21:47.35 | jlp_znc | hmm, cotton must have gotten cheaper. according to http://www.federalreserve.gov/faqs/currency_12771.htm, it currently costs 4.9 cents per $1 note |
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