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16:42.40youtahWow
16:42.43youtahwow just wow
16:43.02youtahI had NO idea that circumcision was such a hot topic....
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16:54.01RyanEYou should just ask Captain Pike: http://basicinstructions.net/ask-capt-pike/
16:54.09RyanE(with your volume turned down)
16:54.10RyanE:)
17:02.18youtahƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
17:03.26youtah*cough cough ahem jima*
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17:15.09jimayoutah: you need to prefix with my nick for it to show up in my client :-P
17:15.36jimay'know, years ago i knew a guy on irc who had a weird talent for changing any conversation to that of circumcision
17:20.56youtahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW4MtvyXcVI
17:21.15jimadoesn't youtube at work
17:24.41jimasteals the FSMO holder from germany
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17:25.58youtahjima, you pretending to be in Germany now?
17:26.20jimano, but i have a vpn or 4
17:26.50jimai haven't been in germany in 19 months
17:27.02youtahlol, I thought maybe you were editing your account in Active Directory to say you were in Germany or something
17:27.27jimathat would be absurd. my primary account is in the wrong domain for that to make any sense.
17:27.41RyanEyeah, but how cool would it be to be in *Germany*!
17:27.47youtah^
17:27.48jimait was really cool
17:28.06jimai spent a week and a half there. i brought my wife and everything.
17:28.25RyanEI read that as "I bought my wife and everything"
17:28.35RyanEhow much are German wives these days?
17:28.41jimathat sounds awkward and legally questionably
17:28.48jimaquestionable*
17:28.53RyanEdid you get to pick her from a catalog?
17:29.01youtahnot if you're in morocco
17:29.04jimai don't know, i could ask my german sysadmin counterparts
17:29.16RyanEprobably not something you want to ask real people
17:29.35youtahMy previous co-worker, who's from morocco, said it's rather common to trade wives for camels and such....
17:29.41youtahI can't comprehend
17:29.43jimai wasn't in morocco...closest i got was paris.
17:30.26jimasigh, AD is being stupid
17:30.37youtahso that's like.... Minnesota to Arizona
17:30.38jimaall i'm trying to do is add a domain controller, no big deal
17:31.50jimayoutah: corner-to-corner-ish, sure
17:35.51jimahmm, i guess we have a domain controller in morocco
17:40.05youtahjima, nah.... I used my thumb to measure
17:40.39jimayour thumb must be HUGE
17:41.04youtahThe further I zoom out the bigger it gets
17:41.09jimaminnesota seems like a rather arbitrary starting point for that comparison
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17:41.53youtahmid AZ to mid MN = 1.1K miles. mid GER to mid Morocco = 1.3K miles
17:42.06jimai said paris
17:42.45youtah1290 ish
17:43.37jimai was in northern germany anyway
17:43.51jimaexcept for the one day at the datacenter in frankfurt
17:43.56youtah1.5K
17:45.20youtahwow, the straight between Spain and Morocco is only 8.78 miles apart
17:45.37youtahyou could like see, russia from there
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17:46.20RyanEon a clear day
17:46.38jimastrait*
17:46.44youtahyeah
17:46.44youtahthat
17:46.46RyanEI've seen some fog behind which was North Korea.
17:48.32jimai'm not seeing what angle would make 8.78 miles
17:48.59jimai got down to about 8.97
17:48.59youtahI am using the measuring tool in Google Maps
17:49.05jimaso am i
17:50.08youtahPunta de Oliveros in Spain
17:50.29youtahto Point Cires in Morocco
17:50.49RyanEso it's 8.78 miles point to point?  :)
17:50.54youtahoops, and switch those numbers
17:50.57youtah8.87
17:52.06youtahhttp://i.imgur.com/MElMV8u.png
17:52.33youtahthat's the zoomed out
17:52.39jima8.74 if you count that...i feel point cires is cheating, since it's an island
17:52.51youtahi'm no on the island
17:52.58RyanEare you planning on swimming it, and finding the closest distance?
17:53.51jimaRyanE: ssshh
17:54.03youtahhttp://i.imgur.com/mEFSZI8.png
17:54.10jimayoutah heard you can get a wife there for the price of a camel
17:54.21youtahLOL
17:54.25RyanEheh
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17:55.50jima(yes, i know youtah is married -- i've met his wife. no, i don't know why he's so interested in the price of moroccan brides.)
17:56.03jima"for a friend" suuuuure
17:56.19youtahhey, it was my coworker that was telling me
17:56.29youtahI'd rather go to Croatia anyway
17:56.39youtah(the safe parts)
17:56.45jimahow do discussions like that even start? small talk gone terribly, terribly wrong?
17:56.59youtahhe was, strange
17:57.05youtahand he LOVED winco
17:57.07jimapot, kettle, black.
17:57.19youtahbut he couldn't pronounce it, so when it said it, it sounded like wanker
17:57.38jimawas he foreign?
17:57.40youtahyeah
17:57.45youtahhe was from Morocco
17:57.46jimathat's fine then
17:58.08youtahalthough he grew up in Egypt
17:58.11jimaderp, missed that part
17:58.26youtahlol
17:58.39jimano domain controllers in egypt :-(
17:58.51youtahHe did, although, tell me that his family still lives in Egypt, and that it is not safe for Americans to go to Egypt ATM
17:58.58jimawe have at least one facility there, they're just not on any of the global domains
17:59.20youtahso he said, if I really wanted to go, his brother said he would pick me up at the airport and put me in the trunk, until I got to a safe location
17:59.23youtahI dont think he was kidding
17:59.44jimai understand there are armed escorts involved when we HAVE to send non-locals there.
18:00.17RyanEthat's sad.  I'd love to visit Egypt.
18:00.25youtahwhich sucks, because, even like 10 years ago, you could go there without any significant worries
18:00.51jimayep
18:01.04jimamy old boss went there for a vacation around then
18:01.13youtahSo did my mother in law
18:01.21jimamaybe a little later...things were just starting to go south
18:01.38jimathere was some incident where the police ordered them out of an area
18:09.34RyanEmy parents visited there in '76 or '77.  Lots of slides.
18:11.08jimaegypt had slides everywhere? sounds like fun! ;-)
18:12.05RyanElots of slides in the '70's was not always fun.  :)
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18:46.28jimait's always reassuring to know that as a utah voter, your privacy is worth 7/100th of a penny
18:49.59bregaladbetter than 2/100
18:50.23jimasomeone's an optimist.
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18:58.13bregaladan eye doctor?
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19:49.27jima...
19:49.41jimai did not say optometrist
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20:03.08bregaladbut did you type it?
20:03.13bregaladwill anyone ever know?
20:03.29bregaladeightyeight: do you know anything?
20:03.43bregaladI am bored
20:03.50bregalad~napoleon
20:03.50infobotGirls only like guys who have great skills: Nun-chuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.
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21:03.37Jayce^https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG8yRXdIcZU
21:22.38youtahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PxMRUgmbA
21:36.59youtahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDikWvEPpLg
21:37.57youtahbut what if the original and the second one is actually a huge elaborate prank>
21:37.58youtah?
21:40.34bregaladwhy is it that I always think that doughnuts are great until I eat one?
21:41.33RyanEbecause you've had past experience that *some* donuts are great.
21:41.44RyanEthey were so good, they impressed strongly upon you.
21:41.53RyanEbad donuts are never so bad that they make you never want a donut again.
21:48.44programmerqapparantly this video is the same guy as the the celebrity impression song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
21:49.04youtahHey Jayce^
21:49.10youtahI heard you haven't been sharing with the class
21:49.24youtahsubject: Sony
21:56.48youtahWeird to think that one of my all time favorite albums is 20 years old.
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21:58.42bregaladrhel is such a joke: it doesn't come with lsb_release installed by default and it deps on about 100 perl modules and qt3?!
21:59.48bregaladamong other farces
22:06.33youtahwow
22:06.46youtahSony was absolutely smashed
22:07.03youtahJust finished reading http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/03/media/sony-north-korea-cyberattack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
22:07.56Jayce^I figured you knew..
22:08.03Jayce^http://krebsonsecurity.com/2014/12/sony-breach-may-have-exposed-employee-healthcare-salary-data/
22:08.10Jayce^http://fusion.net/story/31227/sony-pictures-hack-spreads-to-deloitte-thousands-of-audit-firms-salaries-are-leaked/
22:08.35Jayce^I'm wondering if this weekends xbox live attack was to cover doing something similar
22:08.58bregaladI'm guessing this means we need more totalitarian laws
22:09.01youtahA huge trojan horse as to say>
22:09.07youtah?
22:09.11youtahwell,
22:09.19youtahno that isn't a good analogy
22:09.31bregaladcongress should just repeal the bill of rights
22:09.37youtahslight of hand trick I guess
22:16.01rsimpkinsWhy can't we have a good extraterrestrial invasion when we need one? Maybe one that views humans has meat... or the one where our oceans get sucked dry. Either one.
22:16.18rsimpkinsOr both at the same time! Boom!
22:17.47rsimpkinsThen, as usual, Jeff Goldblum will save our planet at the last second. Only to be partially thwarted by Benedict Cumberbatch so we know that the invaders will return... some day.
22:18.36bregaladwhen there's a few hundred million for a sequel?
22:19.31rsimpkinsYes, but they need to change directors so the remaining invasions aren't as enjoyable and the fanbois can complain about the 'good ole days' when the aliens were actually scary.
22:20.06youtahlol, I totally misread that as dictators
22:20.31rsimpkinsI suppose that would be equally as accurate.
22:21.59rsimpkinsAnywhoo - everyone would finally shutup about the stupid Star Wars trailer if we were running for our lives. It is hard to think of the shape of a light saber when you're crawling around in a dark cave looking for a lizard to munch on.
22:22.43youtahThe 6 listed sites for the new prison https://twitter.com/mattcanham/status/540263649013542912
22:22.45rsimpkinsI can only hope I land in Jayce^'s cave - cause I suspect he'll have Prime Rib dinners every night.
22:23.29RyanEwell, till he runs out of cows
22:23.41rsimpkinsNo. WAY NO! NO. n000n000n000. Where is that? put it there.
22:25.18rsimpkinsIf you are going to build a prison, it needs to be in an interesting place. Surrounded by shark infested waters. Cloud city. Forgotten asteroid. Death valley. There isn't really anywhere else you can build one.
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22:29.31youtahrsimpkins.... so BYU's campus?
22:29.37youtahOh wait, those are cougars...
22:29.53rsimpkinsAre cougars dangerous?
22:30.02youtahif they're over 42yo, you bet
22:30.14rsimpkinsI think BYU qualifies then.
22:30.26youtahespecially when she's wearing leather
22:30.49rsimpkinsWhips and chains are how you keep the condemmed in-line.
22:31.53youtahlol
22:32.07youtahApparently there is going to be a massive protest of the Rockefella Tree
22:32.20youtahthere are protesters, planning on lighting it on fire
22:32.29rsimpkinsThat's all we do these days it seems - pretend to be outraged.
22:32.47rsimpkinsI am sick and tired of being sick and tired! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!
22:32.47Jayce^oh they aren't pretending... they're just perpetually offended..
22:33.22youtahhttps://twitter.com/hashtag/SHUTITDOWN?src=hash
22:41.19rsimpkinsThere is only one solution. Fire all the cops. Give the criminals the key to the jail. Walk away.
22:47.52youtahhttp://twitchy.com/2014/12/03/set-that-fin-tree-on-fire-protesters-plan-to-shut-down-rockefeller-center-tree-lighting/
22:49.57rsimpkinsYou know. I never did like Christmas trees. Let's burn them all down!
22:50.15rsimpkinsFestivus for the rest of us!
22:54.15jsmithrsimpkins: C'mon, you have 18 more days until the airing of grievances...
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23:40.49rsimpkinsjsmith: I am just so excited, I can't wait.
23:41.27jsmithrsimpkins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQqwG_rQx7A
23:43.07jsmithrsimpkins: Or even better, this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbkKt2m1jNE#t=10
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