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| 16:35.11 | youtah | https://twitter.com/Merkprof/status/535602236517122048 |
| 16:35.15 | youtah | ^^ ROFL |
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| 17:46.32 | youtah | So |
| 17:47.02 | youtah | Someone just sent me a tourettes karaoke youtube video |
| 17:48.59 | Jayce^ | and you're dying to play it on coworkers machines? |
| 17:49.41 | youtah | Oh yes |
| 17:50.12 | Jayce^ | do it on gerbils.. |
| 17:50.16 | Jayce^ | or dfak |
| 17:51.40 | RyanE | and follow it up with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ndTbfTRW8 |
| 17:51.48 | RyanE | (you may want to have your own volume turned down)... :) |
| 17:51.51 | youtah | LOL Jayce^ |
| 17:55.32 | youtah | https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=957054264309579&set=vb.119971368017877&type=2&theater |
| 18:06.03 | youtah | ROFL RyanE |
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| 18:20.51 | youtah | RyanE, I just finished listening to the WHOLE thing! |
| 18:42.02 | joshh | jlp_znc: did you ever work with jay kreps at all? |
| 18:42.54 | joshh | he's here now giving a pretty cool kakfa talk |
| 18:47.23 | RyanE | youtah: you got a lotta balls. |
| 18:57.32 | Sargun | joshh: I don't understand why Kafka is a CP system |
| 18:57.46 | Sargun | joshh: Ask him that |
| 18:57.54 | joshh | im too far in the back |
| 18:58.57 | Sargun | joshh: "Why is Kafka a CP system, why do you need total order of the log? Couldn't you derive k-ordering by using snowflake-style IDs, which is good enough for most systems?" |
| 18:59.09 | joshh | send him an email :P |
| 18:59.13 | Sargun | Or, use eras, and stabilize eras |
| 18:59.13 | joshh | or tweet |
| 18:59.17 | Sargun | joshh: You |
| 18:59.25 | Sargun | joshh: It'll make you sound smoort. |
| 18:59.32 | joshh | i don't care enough |
| 18:59.58 | Sargun | joshh: Shouldn't they have an ethicist giving a talk? |
| 19:00.02 | Sargun | And not a Kafka |
| 19:00.36 | joshh | now hes talking about samza |
| 19:01.55 | Sargun | APACHE SAMZA |
| 19:02.18 | Sargun | "Have you heard of Spark, dawg" |
| 19:02.26 | Sargun | joshh: "Do you even RDD?" |
| 19:02.35 | Sargun | joshh: "Do you even know how RDDs work?" |
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| 19:27.17 | unum | https://sprint.ly/blog/your-developers-arent-slow/ |
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| 20:00.25 | bregalad | so barbie is a toy story character |
| 20:00.56 | bregalad | and debian names their releases after toy story characters |
| 20:01.04 | bregalad | and debian will be around forever |
| 20:01.13 | bregalad | so when will we get debian barbie? |
| 20:01.37 | bregalad | I can hardly comprehend all the amusing conflicts that would create |
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| 20:33.25 | joshh | debian-legal would be a firestorm, they would have to call it some other name like iceblonde |
| 20:33.45 | joshh | unless barbie is a free term, i dunno |
| 20:34.13 | bregalad | I vote for iceblonde |
| 20:34.56 | bregalad | except disney would get you for unintentionally imitating their coopted Hans Christian Anderson |
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