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| 18:05.53 | jxqz | ~napoleon levi |
| 18:05.53 | infobot | ACTION tames a wild honeymoon stallion for levi |
| 18:07.33 | youtah | What was freaky, is that when I called 911, it took about 3~4 minutes before someone actually answered. |
| 18:07.50 | youtah | I stayed on the line, because I didn't want to be bumped back down to the bottom of the queue. |
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| 18:08.05 | youtah | so I waited, so those 3~4 minutes felt like forever. |
| 18:08.47 | Tod-Work | youtah, you seem to be popping in like, half of a conversation. What's the context? Was someone dying? Where/when? Huh? |
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| 18:24.10 | jima | knows the context |
| 18:27.16 | jsmith | knows the context as well |
| 18:27.29 | jsmith | youtah: And for the record, I *do* carry a trauma kit in my car |
| 18:28.04 | jsmith | youtah: (although every time we've used it, it's because someone has crashed on the street in front of my house) |
| 18:29.21 | Tod-Work | does anyone NOT already in the know get to know? |
| 18:30.18 | jsmith | Only if you follow youtah on Facebook |
| 18:30.22 | jsmith | ... and figure out which post he's talking about |
| 18:30.24 | jima | man, tod's pretty needy, huh? ;-) |
| 18:31.10 | RyanE | curious, at least |
| 18:31.52 | Tod-Work | does not like vague almost-posts |
| 18:32.34 | Tod-Work | basically any time I have to ask "what?" I do try to answer, at least if it's low-hanging fruit |
| 18:32.55 | jima | Tod-Work: it may have been a mistake to tell a channelful of trolls that fact. ;-) |
| 18:33.14 | Tod-Work | nah, I can move on pretty quickly. Fool me once and all that. |
| 18:33.31 | RyanE | if your fruit are hanging low, you should maybe see a doctor. jsmith has a trauma kit if it's *really* bad. :) |
| 18:33.44 | jima | RyanE: LLOL |
| 18:33.53 | Tod-Work | For instance, if youtah was all "no, that was an inside story" I'd learn that youtah is a jerk and move on. =c) |
| 18:33.57 | jima | thanks, i needed that. the laugh, that is. |
| 18:34.21 | jsmith | Tod-Work: Long story short, youtah got to play pretend EMT for a few minutes |
| 18:34.47 | youtah | Tod-Work, I witnessed a nasty wreck on the freeway last night |
| 18:34.53 | Tod-Work | I got that much from the story. I'm guessing it was a car accident |
| 18:34.54 | Tod-Work | yeah |
| 18:35.05 | youtah | Sorry, I got distracted with food |
| 18:35.11 | youtah | and didn't finish my thought |
| 18:35.12 | jima | i've done the calling-911 part of that adventure before...in a really nasty snowstorm. i don't know first aid. |
| 18:35.13 | Tod-Work | that's fine. Lunch is important |
| 18:35.24 | jsmith | youtah: FOOD! |
| 18:35.42 | jima | actually, i've done the calling-911 part of that adventure in a few nasty snowstorms. |
| 18:35.43 | youtah | Play Pretend EMT? Hey now, I know my stuff! |
| 18:35.43 | Tod-Work | used to be legally obligated to try to help |
| 18:35.46 | jsmith | youtah: So, those blood clotting agents that keep people from bleeding out -- great things to put in your trauma kit :-) |
| 18:36.10 | jsmith | youtah: Are you an EMT? Then you're a pretend EMT, even if you know your stuff. |
| 18:36.13 | youtah | It was a honda civic vs toyota FJ at 70mph |
| 18:36.20 | jima | yeesh |
| 18:36.30 | youtah | lol, but I stayed at a Holliday in last night! |
| 18:36.30 | Tod-Work | There was no winner, really. |
| 18:36.33 | youtah | Yeah |
| 18:37.02 | jima | i would have thought the FJ would "win" |
| 18:37.23 | youtah | I could probably get my EMT quite easily. I grew up attending classes with father, who taught EMT and First responder courses |
| 18:37.46 | youtah | Yeah, if there was a winner, it was the FJ. He was totally fine and the front of his car was barely smashed in. |
| 18:38.16 | youtah | The honda civic was about 4' wide afterwards, and the girls head had gone through the side window, and she was kind of pinned between the center console and the door |
| 18:38.33 | jima | ack! |
| 18:38.39 | youtah | he foot was jammed down under the brake pedal and she was unconcious when I got to her |
| 18:38.43 | youtah | blood. everywhere. |
| 18:39.29 | Tod-Work | I wonder why it too so long to get through 911 |
| 18:39.40 | youtah | No idea |
| 18:39.59 | jima | because 911 is a bs requirement of the overbearing federal government! </utahjoke> |
| 18:41.04 | youtah | What was really weird, was when someone tagged me on Facebook. They were driving past and took a photo of the wreck |
| 18:41.07 | youtah | and then realized I was in the photo |
| 18:41.11 | youtah | so he posted it to Facebook |
| 18:41.50 | youtah | I was walking away from the car, because I was on the phone with dispatch and was giving them the run down of my assessment. |
| 18:42.08 | youtah | and I didn't want the two girls in the car to hear |
| 18:42.33 | youtah | One of the girls kept saying she was fine, until I insisted like 5 times that I check her over. To which I found a large gash in her arm |
| 18:42.42 | youtah | which she had no idea was there due to shock |
| 18:42.54 | jima | exactly... |
| 18:43.25 | jsmith | Tod-Work: Likely because they were doing triangulation off his phone to find the right PSAP |
| 18:43.43 | youtah | When I got over there. I followed the: Analyze the environment first. Is it safe to go in? Then I moved to quick assessment over the persons. Major bleeding that needs to be stopped? Heart, airway? |
| 18:43.52 | jsmith | Tod-Work: Getting the right PSAP on a mobile phone isn't trivial work, and unfortunately usually takes a few seconds |
| 18:44.26 | youtah | and then (blanking the word, keeping them from being able to move) |
| 18:44.29 | Tod-Work | jsmith, yes, it was the measurement in minutes I was more concerned with |
| 18:44.34 | youtah | and stopped the minor bleeding. |
| 18:44.42 | Tod-Work | dispatch can get busy, I know, I just wonder why it might have been |
| 18:45.00 | jsmith | youtah: immobilize? |
| 18:45.03 | youtah | YES |
| 18:45.10 | jsmith | youtah: This is why you keep me around |
| 18:45.18 | youtah | thanks, lol. I was thinking "isolation" and I was like, wait... no... that's not the word I want |
| 18:45.43 | youtah | Keeping her from moving not to bad. We were there when she came too, and we were able to talk to her. |
| 18:45.47 | youtah | However she couldn't talk |
| 18:46.00 | youtah | which freaked me out a bit, thinking there was neck/head injury |
| 18:46.18 | youtah | and her face slowly turned yellow/purple and very very swollen |
| 18:46.29 | jsmith | airbags pack a punch |
| 18:46.30 | jima | airbag deployment? |
| 18:46.34 | youtah | Yes |
| 18:46.42 | jsmith | Been there, done that... |
| 18:46.48 | jima | my sister once got hit by one out of the blue |
| 18:47.06 | jima | check your recalls, folks |
| 18:47.19 | youtah | Well, I think most of the damage was from when her head went sideways out the drivers side window |
| 18:47.25 | jima | iirc it actually *caused* an accident |
| 18:47.44 | youtah | having no glass in the side window made it easier to access her though |
| 18:52.40 | youtah | http://www.buzzfeed.com/rossalynwarren/woman-fighting-litterers-on-her-motobike#19795bh |
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| 19:45.06 | programmerq | yeesh. that sounds scary. I'm glad you were able to help though. |
| 19:45.26 | youtah | I didn't sleep well, it kept racing through my mind |
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| 19:47.10 | programmerq | I'm glad I don't have to regularly commute on freeways. |
| 19:47.13 | Kanerix | Here we go |
| 19:50.36 | youtah | Howdy Kanerix! |
| 19:50.52 | youtah | There are several of us Smurfs in the channel. No idea if there are any Frogs though. |
| 19:51.03 | youtah | Jayce, neybar_work_ fozzmoo to name a few |
| 19:51.12 | Kanerix | Okay |
| 19:51.25 | fozzmoo | burps |
| 19:51.33 | Kanerix | Same names on ingress? |
| 19:51.41 | youtah | youtahphoto is my ingress name |
| 19:51.56 | jsmith | is a smurf as well |
| 19:52.11 | Kanerix | youtah, yeah I know you |
| 19:52.11 | youtah | Woo hoo! I didn't know this jsmith |
| 19:52.16 | Kanerix | wondering about the others |
| 19:52.29 | jsmith | youtah: I'm sneaky like that :-) |
| 19:52.32 | Kanerix | This is my ingame name |
| 19:54.05 | fozzmoo | oomzzof |
| 19:54.21 | youtah | fozzmoo, do you remember the others names? |
| 19:54.54 | fozzmoo | No. I know Jayce's starts with a C. |
| 19:55.07 | fozzmoo | I think neybar is neybar |
| 19:55.41 | programmerq | is programmerq |
| 19:55.49 | programmerq | it's been a while since I played though. |
| 19:55.52 | youtah | programmerq, do you ingress? |
| 19:55.56 | programmerq | yeah |
| 19:55.57 | youtah | Oh sweet, Which? |
| 19:56.33 | programmerq | resistance |
| 19:56.41 | fozzmoo | \o/ |
| 19:56.42 | programmerq | L3 |
| 19:56.43 | Kanerix | Good. |
| 19:56.46 | youtah | Sweet! |
| 19:56.51 | Kanerix | We don't have to shank you in your sleep |
| 19:56.53 | Kanerix | >_> |
| 19:57.06 | programmerq | yeah, it was this channel that told me I should play, so I chose the favored team. |
| 19:57.15 | youtah | Jayce, JT (not in here) are L9s. neybar_work_ should be an L8 now. I am an L8. fozzmoo what level are you? |
| 19:57.21 | fozzmoo | L5 |
| 19:57.30 | fozzmoo | Haven't done much Ingressing lately. |
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| 19:57.37 | youtah | Errrr, oops. I am an L7, not L8 |
| 19:57.44 | fozzmoo | is ashamed |
| 19:57.52 | youtah | we need to fix that fozzmoo |
| 19:58.04 | fozzmoo | Yeah. I haven't used my HT in months either. |
| 19:58.06 | youtah | The UofU campus is AMAZING to play on. |
| 19:58.07 | jsmith | fozzmoo: Don't be. I think I'm still an L4 |
| 19:58.08 | programmerq | it was fun playing in europe |
| 19:58.17 | jsmith | programmerq: I'll have to go try that :-) |
| 19:58.25 | jsmith | forgot to play in Prague |
| 19:58.31 | programmerq | I hacked this portal: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis |
| 19:58.43 | programmerq | among others |
| 19:58.53 | jsmith | programmerq: That one always gets hacked back and forth all day long during FOSDEM |
| 19:58.53 | youtah | AWesome |
| 19:59.02 | jsmith | Playing in Hong Kong is a mess... |
| 19:59.05 | jsmith | ... too crowded |
| 19:59.05 | Kanerix | We need to get down to business for the upcoming anomaly |
| 19:59.17 | youtah | for suer |
| 19:59.19 | youtah | for sure |
| 19:59.29 | youtah | but are there any frogs in here that we need to be aware of? |
| 19:59.31 | fozzmoo | Those silly French. |
| 20:00.18 | Kanerix | We should just speak in code, then. So they'll never see us coming |
| 20:00.33 | youtah | Perfect |
| 20:00.36 | programmerq | what anomaly is it? |
| 20:00.55 | youtah | I am excited for Operation winter bacon |
| 20:01.03 | jsmith | had bacon for breakfast |
| 20:01.06 | Q_Continuum | WINTER BACON? |
| 20:01.10 | Q_Continuum | wants bacon now |
| 20:01.43 | Kanerix | peno might be evilpeno |
| 20:01.45 | Kanerix | frog |
| 20:02.03 | Kanerix | and one of my coworkers is also in here (no idea if he plays) |
| 20:02.22 | youtah | and smcquay is a hippie in California |
| 20:02.57 | youtah | waits for smcquay to reply |
| 20:03.11 | smcquay | I take no offense to either of those things. |
| 20:03.19 | youtah | lol |
| 20:03.20 | smcquay | reads higher to see if there are implications here. |
| 20:03.36 | smcquay | how's it going in the promised land? |
| 20:03.56 | Kanerix | "higher" |
| 20:04.19 | youtah | Ingressing a lot. I'm an L7 now. Working with Jayce fozzmoo goozbach neybar_work_ jsmith & jnbek now |
| 20:04.29 | jsmith | smcquay: Here in Virginia?!? It's *FREAKIN' AWESOME* |
| 20:04.35 | jsmith | ducks and hides :-) |
| 20:04.41 | Kanerix | My girlfriend (redoubt113) and I play together mostly |
| 20:05.30 | youtah | anywho I need to get back to CSSing |
| 20:05.43 | youtah | SO MUCH CSS TO BE CSSED |
| 20:06.07 | Kanerix | Cascading StyleSheets or Cybernet SlashSupport? |
| 20:06.19 | youtah | Style Sheets |
| 20:06.22 | Migs | wat |
| 20:06.25 | Kanerix | k |
| 20:06.47 | Kanerix | There's a company in the building next to mine that has several ingress players. The company is CSS |
| 20:07.51 | youtah | Migs http://i.imgur.com/Tdpt5Z3.jpg |
| 20:08.53 | Kanerix | haha |
| 20:09.13 | Kanerix | from girlfriend: "I just took down 15 fields in slc with just 2 portals." |
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| 20:14.14 | youtah | UofU campus is really fun to hit |
| 20:14.22 | jnbek | youtah: :D |
| 20:14.35 | jnbek | lots of ingress remains |
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| 20:37.46 | youtah | https://i.imgur.com/y0y3mlw.png |
| 20:38.34 | fozzmoo | Okay. That's bizarre. |
| 20:38.56 | jsmith | youtah: Not as good as https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx0fMZuCIAA1Avg.jpg:large |
| 20:39.06 | Kanerix | I thought mine would have been higher, considering it's exactly 9 months past Lupercalia (Valentine's Day) |
| 20:39.17 | youtah | LOL jsmith .... they're voting on that today, aren't they? |
| 20:42.16 | smcquay | youtah: where's the data from? |
| 20:42.31 | smcquay | I *did* hear somewhere that sept has slightly higher birdthday distributions. |
| 20:42.33 | youtah | Looks like today is the voting jsmith http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/18/world/europe/scotland-independence-vote/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 |
| 20:42.53 | jsmith | youtah: Aye, laddie... |
| 20:43.36 | youtah | smcquay, CDC Vital Statistics of the US - Vol 1, Natality (1994 - 2003) |
| 20:43.36 | jsmith | smcquay: It's because of late December/early January shenanigans/celebrations, as well as cold weather... |
| 20:44.01 | youtah | Under the mistletoe, by the christmas tree |
| 20:45.15 | Kanerix | Yep |
| 20:45.22 | youtah | What happened 9 years prior to Sept 9th, 1999? |
| 20:45.27 | youtah | errrrr 9 months |
| 20:46.51 | Kanerix | January 9th? |
| 20:46.54 | jsmith | Thanksgiving... |
| 20:47.16 | jsmith | ... or an Early Christmas present |
| 20:47.19 | youtah | January 9, 1998Over 100 teams of linemen arrive from Detroit and other parts of the US to help clean up after the ice storm; 1.3 million homes still without electricity in Quebec and Eastern Ontario |
| 20:47.23 | youtah | ah dang |
| 20:47.27 | youtah | wrong year |
| 20:47.45 | youtah | That would have been perfect, lol |
| 20:47.48 | jsmith | youtah: And that's only eight months :-p Math is hard... |
| 20:48.16 | youtah | Jan 9th to Sept 9th = 9 months?!??!?! |
| 20:48.24 | youtah | oh wait |
| 20:48.26 | youtah | never mind |
| 20:48.30 | jsmith | youtah: Nope, count again... Jan to Feb is one month, March is two... |
| 20:48.31 | youtah | I was just testing you jsmith |
| 20:48.37 | jsmith | youtah: Off by one error |
| 20:48.48 | jsmith | youtah: There are only three hard problems in computer science... |
| 20:48.51 | youtah | okay Jayce, jsmith passed his test |
| 20:49.47 | youtah | Dec. 9th, 1999 : The British could look forward to a fight between Mike Tyson and Julius Francis on January 29 in the city of Manchester. The British Commonwealth Championship was at stake and it was Tysons first fight outside America since his defeat by James Buster Douglas in Tokyo. |
| 20:49.54 | youtah | ARG |
| 20:49.57 | youtah | Dangit, wrong year |
| 20:50.38 | youtah | South Park Episode 216 - "Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!" |
| 20:50.40 | youtah | LOL |
| 20:50.47 | youtah | and |
| 20:50.49 | youtah | Amsterdam District Court Imposes a Penalty on Denial of Authenticity of Anne Frank's Diary |
| 20:50.53 | Kanerix | You're trying to figure out really hard why so many people were getting laid on the same day |
| 20:51.04 | youtah | Yes, yes I am |
| 20:51.07 | youtah | I think it was South Park |
| 20:51.24 | programmerq | there was an ice storm back in 1991? 1993? when I lived in Anderson, IN. |
| 20:51.44 | programmerq | I remember seing a new report on tv that said more babies were being born 9 months later. |
| 20:52.21 | programmerq | news* |
| 20:53.20 | programmerq | http://www.crh.noaa.gov/images/ind/DSCF0005.JPG <-- that's what everything looked like. the line to our house was down, but the crews had to do fixes involving higher number of customers first. we didn't have power for 8 days. |
| 20:54.54 | manithree1 | ice storms make bizarre noises |
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| 21:35.47 | harleypig | I need to do a string comparison in bash that looks something like "if the front part of $var looks like "regex"; then do whatever; fi" Anyone know how I can do this? |
| 21:36.49 | smcquay | youtah: heh, yes, it's right there. |
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| 21:41.03 | tomstokes | harleypig: Bash supports regex matching. |
| 21:42.11 | harleypig | I know ... but I can't figure out how to make this work. In perl it would be $str='VCPv4'; if ( $str =~ /^[MV]CP/ ) { do whatever } but I'm having problems figuring out how to do that in bash. |
| 21:42.28 | harleypig | I've tried ${str[/%:]...} |
| 21:43.24 | harleypig | specifically: if [ -n ${pn#[MV]CP} ]; then ... |
| 21:43.30 | harleypig | and variations on the form. |
| 21:45.31 | youtah | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r41w2AV56M0 |
| 21:45.46 | youtah | <PROTECTED> |
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| 21:59.35 | fugue88 | harleypig: if [[ $str =~ pattern ]] ; then ... ; fi |
| 21:59.50 | fozzmoo | Does shell support =~ ? |
| 21:59.54 | fugue88 | harleypig: pattern can't be quoted. If you need something special in pattern, use a variable. |
| 22:00.06 | fugue88 | fozzmoo: Yes, which I found out from someone else in this channel just a month ago. |
| 22:00.20 | fozzmoo | Neat. |
| 22:00.34 | fugue88 | pattern="^a space" |
| 22:00.41 | fugue88 | if [[ $var =~ $pattern ]] ... |
| 22:01.11 | harleypig | fugue88: thank you ... the 'pattern cant be quoted' is what was breaking things |
| 22:01.21 | harleypig | or rather, my lack of understanding about that |
| 22:01.26 | fozzmoo | Looks like zsh supports that syntax also |
| 22:02.01 | fugue88 | harleypig: Yeah, it's quite a surprising behavior. |
| 22:11.29 | youtah | Pranking done right -> http://mysocialsherpa.com/the-ultimate-retaliation-pranking-my-roommate-with-targeted-facebook-ads/ |
| 22:21.58 | Kanerix | Yay people that know bash scripting |
| 22:25.19 | youtah | Kanerix, my challenge to the IRC channel, from about 1 year ago, still has yet to be solved |
| 22:25.42 | Kanerix | and that is? |
| 22:25.47 | youtah | Kanerix, I want a text file, that contains a hash, and only the hash of itself. |
| 22:26.03 | youtah | using something like md5 |
| 22:26.23 | Kanerix | you want the hash to be a hash of the hash? |
| 22:26.31 | youtah | Yes |
| 22:26.33 | Kanerix | That's not going to happen. |
| 22:26.36 | youtah | lol |
| 22:26.43 | youtah | surely there's one out there, somewhere |
| 22:26.47 | Kanerix | How big is the md5sum space? |
| 22:26.59 | youtah | 32 brazillions |
| 22:27.02 | Kanerix | It's statistically impossible |
| 22:27.04 | youtah | I cant remember |
| 22:27.12 | fugue88 | improbable |
| 22:27.42 | Kanerix | because of the way th hashes work, I don't think there's a way to hash yourself |
| 22:27.51 | youtah | 2 to the 128th |
| 22:28.14 | Kanerix | so you need to pick a number out of that that is a hash of another |
| 22:29.04 | youtah | 340,282,366,900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 http://www.rohitab.com/discuss/topic/17971-md5-unique-combinations/ |
| 22:29.05 | Kanerix | This applies: http://twentytwowords.com/like-engineer-sales-meeting/ |
| 22:29.23 | youtah | Although I believe that the collision rate is something like one in every 32 billion |
| 22:30.15 | Kanerix | watch video. Applies to this situation |
| 22:30.25 | youtah | Oh, maybe not. Using the Birthday Paradox, these guys are saying the Collision is 2^64 |
| 22:30.47 | youtah | lol, yes I've seen that |
| 22:31.30 | youtah | I'm sure there is a hash algorithm out there, somewhere, where the hash of itself is the same |
| 22:31.56 | youtah | Like fugue88 said... more likely improbable |
| 22:32.00 | harleypig | I was in a meeting and joked about not being able to draw red lines with green ink and our project manager said, with a straight face, why not? Dead silence for a few seconds until he couldn't keep from laughing any more. |
| 22:32.50 | youtah | lol harleypig |
| 22:36.23 | Kanerix | hahaha |
| 22:36.42 | Kanerix | My girlfriend sent me that a while back and I kept headdesking with how true it is in some companies |
| 22:37.34 | youtah | Also, it still doesn't eliminate the fact that I want that file with that hash :) |
| 22:42.55 | Kanerix | This video hurts my brain |
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