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| 08:36.14 | *** topic/#utah is Utah related discussion including user groups | logs @ http://ibot.rikers.org/%23utah/ | See also ##lds | OpenWest Conference sometime 2014! openwest.org | https://fiber.google.com/cities/provo/ |
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| 15:35.06 | jessie | Apparently Vivant is currently on fire. |
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| 15:38.55 | jsmith | jessie: That doesn't sound good |
| 15:39.52 | T4rku5 | as in, flames and smoke are visible? |
| 15:39.59 | T4rku5 | or they're doing fantastic in sales and growth? |
| 15:40.38 | jessie | jsmith: I'm not certain how serious it is, but there's a decent bit of smoke and some fire trucks and what not. |
| 15:40.48 | jsmith | Yowsers... |
| 15:40.53 | jessie | I can't see flames currently, but there's smoke for sure. |
| 15:41.12 | T4rku5 | pics? |
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| 15:51.54 | fozzmoo | Whoa. |
| 15:54.17 | jessie | T4rku5: Too much effort involved for that. Maybe at lunch if it's still going I'll take some. Right now I have work to do. :-/ |
| 15:54.37 | T4rku5 | what a good employee you must be :) |
| 15:55.51 | jessie | I just wish that they'd realize how terrible an open floor plan is for my productivity. |
| 15:57.56 | fozzmoo | I wish everyone would realize that. |
| 15:59.09 | jessie | As much as I love slapping on my headphones and turning them up super loud to drown everyone else out, I really don't love it at all... |
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| 16:01.00 | fozzmoo | When my wife worked at Qualtrics, she frequently complained about their open floor plan. |
| 16:01.24 | manithree1 | jessie: (and fozzmoo) They probably do agree, they're just too !@#$ cheap. |
| 16:02.05 | fozzmoo | I guess it's supposed to promote productivity, communication, and transparency. But, it largely encouraged lots of distraction and/or everyone slapping on headphones and ignoring each other. |
| 16:02.08 | jessie | manithree1: You might be surprised. Open floorplans are "important for culture" a lot of the time. Whatever that means. |
| 16:02.24 | manithree1 | jessie: It means they're to !@#$*& cheap. |
| 16:02.37 | manithree1 | I've been fed the same BS. I don't buy it. |
| 16:03.16 | jessie | The stupid part is that they could probably fire 1/3 of us if they stuck us all in offices. |
| 16:03.24 | jessie | And you'd save money that way. |
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| 16:17.40 | T4rku5 | https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/p180x540/1978737_847394705275098_547893917_n.jpg |
| 16:22.33 | T4rku5 | http://www.ksl.com/?sid=29109767&nid=148&title=fire-ablaze-at-vivint-building |
| 16:24.08 | jessie | Boom, you heard it here first. |
| 16:24.50 | jessie | T4rku5: That first pic is the building I'm in right now. |
| 16:24.53 | jessie | Probably. |
| 16:25.04 | T4rku5 | SecurityMetrics |
| 16:25.10 | T4rku5 | someone took it and tweeted it |
| 16:25.19 | jessie | Yeah, I'm in the bottom floor of that building. |
| 16:25.25 | jessie | Maybe I'll head up to the 5th floor. |
| 16:25.31 | jessie | And take some pics. |
| 16:25.38 | T4rku5 | just cross 1600 and take some pics :) |
| 16:26.12 | jessie | Heh. It'd be better than what KSL has on it. |
| 16:26.58 | T4rku5 | They got a call from someone in security metrics, and then put up a picture of a firetruck :) |
| 16:27.18 | fozzmoo | You know, you'd think Vivint would be on top of something like that- that they'd have an alarm or something. |
| 16:28.39 | ldav15__ | http://www.vivint.com/en/support/products/alarm-smoke |
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| 16:30.35 | jessie | I know, I loled about that. |
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| 17:14.12 | keldwud | sweet :) |
| 17:14.20 | keldwud | I can finally upvote and downvote stuff on server fault |
| 17:20.44 | jxqz | ~napoleon keldwud |
| 17:20.44 | infobot | ACTION throws keldwud's favorite Masters of the Universe action figure out the bus window attached to a fishing line |
| 17:21.57 | keldwud | why does it always have to be my he-man figure :( |
| 17:28.47 | keldwud | TIL that skull candy is in utah |
| 17:31.07 | T4rku5 | keldwud -- something else to learn -- they know their stuff breaks so often, they plan on replacing them free of charge |
| 17:31.13 | T4rku5 | I don't know how they can stay in business |
| 17:31.14 | keldwud | wait what? |
| 17:31.22 | keldwud | okay I have some new respect for them |
| 17:31.37 | keldwud | not only because they are in utah, but becaus they replace their shitty equipment for free |
| 17:31.47 | T4rku5 | great stuff, and you're almost guaranteed they'll break |
| 17:31.55 | T4rku5 | and when you contact them, they will replace them |
| 17:32.07 | T4rku5 | I've seen them replace a set of headphones three times |
| 17:32.08 | keldwud | kids love the skullcandy brand |
| 17:32.15 | keldwud | they have pretty good branding |
| 17:32.22 | keldwud | that's all they are really selling |
| 17:32.41 | keldwud | I had my original kindle keyboard replaced 4 times :) |
| 17:32.46 | keldwud | no cost |
| 17:32.47 | levi | I understand they do have some acoustics people. |
| 17:32.49 | T4rku5 | and you can get them at a discount in the Adobe 'store' |
| 17:32.52 | T4rku5 | the one in the actual building |
| 17:32.55 | levi | But yeah, they've really got the marketing thing down. |
| 17:33.01 | T4rku5 | ok, lunching it up |
| 17:33.19 | levi | Of course, you *should* buy AKG or JBL headphones, because they're better. ;) |
| 17:33.23 | keldwud | they managed to appeal to the party kids |
| 17:34.03 | levi | Well, I think Beats has stolen the party kids. |
| 17:34.23 | levi | Skullcandy is the snowboarder kids. |
| 17:36.18 | eightyeight | i have the bose QC 15 |
| 17:36.21 | eightyeight | they're good phones |
| 17:36.28 | eightyeight | i really like the active noise cancelling |
| 17:38.09 | levi | Bose has got the active noise cancelling market pretty much cornered. |
| 17:38.55 | eightyeight | i've had these for almost 5 years. the left driver has some oddity where it mutes the ear |
| 17:38.58 | eightyeight | sounds really strange |
| 17:39.10 | eightyeight | i'm in the market for a new set of active noise cancelling headphones |
| 17:39.18 | eightyeight | although i'm not a big fan of the jbl sound |
| 17:40.48 | keldwud | damnit :( |
| 17:40.57 | keldwud | who do I have to beg for a seat at mountain west? |
| 17:41.04 | keldwud | I didn't get my ticket in time |
| 17:41.10 | keldwud | completely spaced it 'til today |
| 17:41.11 | levi | Well, my only JBL phones are earbuds, but they sound great. I dunno about their headphones. All my headphones are AKG. |
| 17:41.20 | keldwud | and now I'm extremely upset and frustrated and disappointed |
| 17:41.30 | eightyeight | levi: i've heard good things about akg, although i haven't heard them |
| 17:41.35 | keldwud | damnit |
| 17:41.43 | eightyeight | ~language keldwud |
| 17:41.43 | infobot | ACTION grabs keldwud by the ear and washes keldwud's mouth out with soap |
| 17:41.58 | keldwud | oh, sorry. I thought damnit was < PG13 :( |
| 17:42.00 | levi | My AKG K220 phones are my favorite. So comfy, and such nice sound. |
| 17:42.14 | eightyeight | levi: i really like the 'british sound' where there is a lot of midrange, with balanced highs and lows |
| 17:42.25 | keldwud | seriously, I will do depraved and obscene things to go to this conference |
| 17:42.35 | keldwud | does anybody know how I can get to mountainwest devops? |
| 17:42.37 | keldwud | I have money |
| 17:42.40 | eightyeight | jbl has a great amount of emphasis on the highs and lows, with less on the midrange |
| 17:42.43 | eightyeight | very 'american' |
| 17:42.49 | keldwud | anybody want to sell their mountainwest ticket to me? |
| 17:43.00 | eightyeight | at least their old stuff had that sound. not sure about their new stuff. |
| 17:43.13 | eightyeight | keldwud: #mwrc |
| 17:43.23 | keldwud | thanks |
| 17:43.52 | eightyeight | levi: http://reviews.cnet.com/best-noise-canceling-headphones/ |
| 17:44.17 | levi | Hey, HK is on there. :) |
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| 17:44.30 | eightyeight | love harman kardon |
| 17:44.40 | levi | We make those too. |
| 17:45.02 | eightyeight | good, warm sound in their bookshelf speakers |
| 17:46.00 | Jayce^ | my sennheiser's aren't on there, but they are a few years old |
| 17:46.13 | Jayce^ | no way I'd rate the beat's as better though |
| 17:47.08 | Jayce^ | when I got mine, the bose had better noise cancelling, but the fit, and the regular sound were much better in the sennheiser |
| 17:47.19 | keldwud | later |
| 17:47.24 | keldwud | I'm gonna go beat myself up horrible |
| 17:47.27 | keldwud | *horribly |
| 17:47.33 | keldwud | and hard |
| 17:47.36 | eightyeight | i'm not a big fan of the bose sound. it's not bad, but it's not gread either |
| 17:47.38 | keldwud | I'm very upset at myself |
| 17:47.44 | keldwud | more than upset |
| 17:47.48 | eightyeight | bose sound == meh |
| 17:47.58 | keldwud | training is vital to my survival and ability to provide for my daughter |
| 17:48.00 | keldwud | I'm an idiot |
| 17:48.03 | eightyeight | but it's cool to hear the room go silent when the NC is activated |
| 17:48.08 | levi | I'm not sure how much I trust those cnet reviews. |
| 17:48.15 | Jayce^ | especially around servers |
| 17:48.21 | eightyeight | indeed |
| 17:48.47 | eightyeight | levi: agreed. it's nice to see a good listing of NC phones though |
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| 17:49.50 | Jayce^ | http://en-us.sennheiser.com/noise-canceling-headphones-travel-pxc-450 <-- mine |
| 17:50.32 | eightyeight | i wish the HK ear pads weren't square though. and it would have been nice for them to use more standard hardware |
| 17:50.33 | eightyeight | heh |
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| 17:52.38 | levi | Stupid wireless router hangs every few weeks. :/ |
| 17:53.33 | levi | Anyway, if you are ever looking for a closed-back headphone with a comfy fit and amazing sound, try some AKG K550s. |
| 17:53.34 | romanovic | ~give levi openwrt |
| 17:53.34 | infobot | ACTION gives openwrt to levi |
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| 17:53.49 | levi | Not supported on this platform yet, apparently. |
| 17:56.34 | levi | My K550s are the only ones I've tried that fit comfortably over my gigantic ears and remain comfortable all day, even while wearing my glasses. |
| 18:24.31 | youtah | inappropriate joke time on twitter is over |
| 18:24.34 | youtah | time to get back to work |
| 18:24.55 | jsmith | youtah: Right... you're just saying that... |
| 18:25.04 | youtah | lol |
| 18:25.06 | youtah | no really |
| 18:25.40 | youtah | holy crap! I can finally feel my right nostril again! (dentist problems) |
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| 18:31.48 | youtah | my whole face is tingly |
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| 19:05.15 | T4rku5 | can anyone else feel your right nostril, youtah? |
| 19:07.37 | jxqz | bose == ugh |
| 19:07.40 | jxqz | fake sound |
| 19:08.14 | eightyeight | if polk audio or infinity made active NC over ear headphones, i'd purchase them |
| 19:08.38 | jxqz | doesn't trust bose |
| 19:08.56 | eightyeight | i would never purchase them for a home entertainment system |
| 19:09.01 | jxqz | narcissistic, opaque company |
| 19:09.04 | eightyeight | the sound is very metallic |
| 19:09.13 | eightyeight | compared to floor standing and bookshelf speakers |
| 19:09.15 | jxqz | their sound is very 'bose' |
| 19:09.18 | eightyeight | but for headphones, they're not bad |
| 19:09.29 | jxqz | I want true sound, not happy 'bose' sound |
| 19:09.53 | jxqz | went with Sony MDR-7506 |
| 19:09.59 | jxqz | for headphones |
| 19:10.21 | jxqz | by far the truest sound in the $0-$350 range |
| 19:10.38 | jxqz | flat response across the spectrum |
| 19:11.45 | gshipley | I just picked up a Sen 598 for over year and Westone w4 in ear |
| 19:11.49 | eightyeight | i've never been a fan of sony |
| 19:11.59 | eightyeight | i would much prefer bose of sony for audio |
| 19:12.05 | eightyeight | s/of/over/ |
| 19:12.29 | jxqz | bose thinks that all this acoustic mysticism they do is really awesome, bit I find unforgivably and intolerably annoying |
| 19:13.20 | jxqz | eightyeight: sure, but model testing should trump brand prejudices :) |
| 19:13.38 | jxqz | at least that was the attitude I took when I was testing |
| 19:13.41 | eightyeight | jxqz: again, i would agree with you for home entertainment |
| 19:13.50 | eightyeight | jxqz: but for headphones, the driver size doesn't change much |
| 19:14.01 | eightyeight | the limitations of the driver are the driving factor in the response |
| 19:14.32 | jxqz | besides, whenever you see video of 'behind the scenes' for radio or for soundtrack recording sessions, everybody's always wearing a pair of Sony MDRs |
| 19:14.49 | eightyeight | ah. in that case, i better get some, if everyone else is. :) |
| 19:14.50 | youtah | jxqz, yeah bose has always made my Polka music sound horrible |
| 19:14.53 | fozzmoo | tries poking youtah's face |
| 19:15.25 | youtah | Ouch! My eye! |
| 19:15.45 | jxqz | eightyeight: always makes me feel better, 'well if that's what the pros are using' :-) |
| 19:15.49 | fozzmoo | You could feel that. I suppose the Novocaine is starting to subside. |
| 19:16.02 | youtah | *lidocaine |
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| 19:16.03 | eightyeight | dentists still use novocaine? |
| 19:16.12 | eightyeight | :) |
| 19:16.26 | youtah | libidocaine |
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| 19:18.04 | fungus | that sounds inappropriate. |
| 19:18.20 | youtah | numbingly so... |
| 19:18.59 | fungus | sounds like an aphrodisiac |
| 19:19.13 | youtah | the opposite |
| 19:20.23 | fozzmoo | needs him some libidocaine. |
| 19:20.24 | Jayce^ | so, that's the new name for harleypig's thong? |
| 19:21.17 | harleypig | libidocaine ... sounds ...tempting |
| 19:21.22 | Migs | feeling better about the job position now. Just interviewed two great candidates this morning. |
| 19:22.05 | Migs | two equally great, unfortunately. Now we're undecided. |
| 19:22.19 | jxqz | hire both of them |
| 19:22.36 | harleypig | Thunderdome! |
| 19:22.37 | jsmith | Yeah, hire both of them. Fire one after three months. |
| 19:22.45 | eightyeight | put them in a room, and see who codes a blackboard competitor the fastest |
| 19:22.47 | jsmith | That way, you know you got the best one :-) |
| 19:23.45 | harleypig | Fire the one who makes it the fastest ... he'll be moving on anyway. |
| 19:24.11 | eightyeight | and the slowest one you can hire for cheaper |
| 19:25.00 | joshh | have them in this channel for a week, and we vote on the one to keep |
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| 19:26.11 | Jayce^ | ^^ |
| 19:26.39 | harleypig | what joshh said |
| 19:26.47 | harleypig | wait ... what if they're already here ... |
| 19:26.55 | joshh | they should also do some flaming on plug |
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| 19:34.50 | youtah | <Jayce^> so, that's the new name for harleypig's thong? << ROFL! |
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| 19:36.50 | youtah | There are two ways to look at this Migs.... which is more likely to survive a Zombie apocalypse? |
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| 19:37.01 | keldwud | ok I'm done crying and feeling sorry for myself |
| 19:37.15 | youtah | A) Do you want the guy who's easier to feed to the Zombies and take his food/rations? |
| 19:37.17 | youtah | or |
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| 19:37.36 | youtah | B) Do you want someone who is strong, who can survive and help team up and fight off the zombies? |
| 19:38.07 | manithree1 | youtah: That doesn't help, you need some of both. |
| 19:38.14 | youtah | Kind of like how I carry a .22 handgun for bears in the woods. Works great! |
| 19:38.20 | youtah | Shoot one guy in the knee cap and run. |
| 19:39.08 | youtah | starts to wonder why people are declining his "Let's go hiking" Facebook event.... |
| 19:39.15 | keldwud | youtah: I'll go |
| 19:39.18 | keldwud | if it's in utah county |
| 19:39.22 | youtah | lol |
| 19:39.26 | keldwud | I went hiking three times last week |
| 19:39.43 | youtah | In Mother Russia, hiker eats bear. |
| 19:40.01 | youtah | you have to read that with an accent btw |
| 19:40.07 | keldwud | did little cottonwood canyon, squaw peak (just the road cuz it is closed til april), and provo river trail |
| 19:40.22 | youtah | You sound like you're in better shape than I am |
| 19:40.30 | keldwud | nope, I'm still missing gym days :( |
| 19:40.38 | keldwud | and overeating |
| 19:40.54 | keldwud | and I still can't do a pull-up |
| 19:40.58 | youtah | Woot |
| 19:41.01 | youtah | me neither |
| 19:41.03 | keldwud | that may take me more than six months before I can do a pull-up |
| 19:41.07 | youtah | high fives keldwud |
| 19:41.15 | jxqz | youtah: I'll hike, as long as I don't have to drive somewhere first to do it |
| 19:41.15 | keldwud | haha, not something to high five about :) |
| 19:41.37 | keldwud | I'll hike, but I won't join facebook just so I can get the details |
| 19:41.40 | keldwud | can I get the details here? |
| 19:41.59 | youtah | high three's keldwud with his pinky finger and thumb tucked in |
| 19:42.21 | keldwud | I can do more than 30 seconds of handstands at a time now |
| 19:42.25 | keldwud | I got that goin for me |
| 19:42.25 | youtah | I was joking about the event... it was in response to shooting the guy you're with in the knee cap |
| 19:42.32 | keldwud | oh |
| 19:42.41 | keldwud | well let's turn the joke into an actual event |
| 19:42.47 | keldwud | group hike |
| 19:42.48 | keldwud | who's in? |
| 19:43.18 | keldwud | I go hiking with my daughter every sunday at a minimum. but I can also do thursday or friday this week |
| 19:43.50 | keldwud | I always bring snacks and food and feed everyone that shows up |
| 19:43.57 | keldwud | free food if you go hiking with us |
| 19:44.03 | keldwud | free nachos |
| 19:45.47 | harleypig | anyone know why I can't update openssl from 1.0.0 to 1.0.1 in CentOS 6? |
| 19:46.15 | jsmith | harleypig: No idea -- it works for me |
| 19:46.29 | jsmith | harleypig: Is it listed in the "excludes" section of your repo? |
| 19:46.29 | fozzmoo | You're doing it wrong? ;-) |
| 19:46.41 | Jayce^ | ~fozzmoo++ |
| 19:46.42 | jsmith | harleypig: Does it give you an error message? |
| 19:46.47 | jsmith | fozzmoo: Good one :-) |
| 19:47.08 | harleypig | <PROTECTED> |
| 19:47.22 | goozbach | harleypig: what are you doing? and what errors are you seeing? |
| 19:47.27 | Jayce^ | are you following a goozbach example? Did you take a wrong turn in the choose-your-own-adventure? |
| 19:47.31 | jsmith | harleypig: I'm running openssl-1.0.1e-16.el6_5.4.x86_64, fwiw |
| 19:47.48 | RyanE | whatever you do, don't type in the goozbach examples... :) |
| 19:48.05 | RyanE | he suggested rm -rf .* to solve my Linux issues. |
| 19:48.09 | harleypig | jsmith: nope, it just says no packages marked for Update when trying to update openssl directly, but other packages say they require openssl 1.0.1 |
| 19:48.11 | fozzmoo | zsh: command not found: goozbach |
| 19:48.23 | harleypig | RyanE: That's a valid solution. |
| 19:48.26 | RyanE | fozzmoo: count yourself lucky. |
| 19:48.41 | Jayce^ | RyanE: and he would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that meddlesome #utah and their stupid jsmith |
| 19:48.47 | RyanE | exactly! |
| 19:48.59 | RyanE | but that rubber mask wasn't really very realistic. |
| 19:49.04 | jsmith | Jayce^: You dod *not* just call me stupid... |
| 19:49.05 | keldwud | hmm... so I mention physical activity and the whole room goes silent |
| 19:49.13 | keldwud | even when there is free food involved |
| 19:49.27 | jsmith | s/dod/did/ |
| 19:49.29 | T4rku5 | exercise and nachos? |
| 19:49.29 | Jayce^ | youtah saw nachos and ran to get some |
| 19:49.30 | harleypig | keldwud: I think I h ijacked your convo ... sorry about that. |
| 19:49.40 | keldwud | harleypig: haha no you didn't, people were ignoring it :) |
| 19:49.40 | RyanE | keldwud: what is this "physical activity" you speak of? |
| 19:49.47 | keldwud | I wanted to organize a group hike |
| 19:49.57 | harleypig | hike is a four letter word |
| 19:49.59 | Jayce^ | jsmith: you have to say that with the scooby-speech impediment |
| 19:49.59 | keldwud | but I don't think anybody is really interested or down |
| 19:50.01 | RyanE | sorry, I'm unfamiliar with the concept |
| 19:50.10 | keldwud | :) |
| 19:50.26 | Jayce^ | harleypig, you're old enough that isn't "hike" something you do with your pants? |
| 19:50.32 | harleypig | jsmith: rpm -q openssl shows me openssl-1.0.0-25.el6_3.1.x86_64 |
| 19:51.00 | harleypig | <PROTECTED> |
| 19:51.02 | jsmith | harleypig: And "yum update openssl --debuglevel=5" |
| 19:51.10 | goozbach | keldwud: I'd hike if I were proxmate |
| 19:51.25 | goozbach | harleypig: yum repolist |
| 19:51.32 | goozbach | yum list 'openssl-*' |
| 19:51.54 | goozbach | maybe the mirror your're using from fastest mirror is out of date |
| 19:51.55 | harleypig | jsmith: a metric buttload of output |
| 19:51.57 | goozbach | yum clean all |
| 19:51.59 | keldwud | goozbach: we can go on a hike not this saturday but next saturday |
| 19:52.13 | keldwud | and then you can give me knowledge while we hike :) |
| 19:52.13 | goozbach | then yum install openssl |
| 19:53.30 | youtah | sorry... working on work at work |
| 19:53.33 | youtah | I am back |
| 19:53.38 | youtah | I am game for a hike |
| 19:53.39 | fozzmoo | youtah: You suck. |
| 19:53.49 | fozzmoo | working on work (at work.) |
| 19:53.59 | jima | yo dawg, i heard you like work |
| 19:54.13 | harleypig | goozbach: already did that, but I'll do it again |
| 19:54.35 | youtah | whoa now jima .... let's not get carried away here |
| 19:54.41 | Migs | eightyeight: The old lady said she actually built her own LMS for a company as a blackboard alternative |
| 19:54.47 | youtah | So I took a lovely photo this morning of the Moon over the NSA |
| 19:54.47 | Migs | but it sounded pretty lightweight |
| 19:54.56 | youtah | TWSS |
| 19:55.04 | Migs | ^^^ |
| 19:55.34 | jima | youtah: be sure to tag the nsa when you upload it, or they might not notice it |
| 19:55.49 | jima | they've got a lot of stuff to monitor and all |
| 19:55.50 | harleypig | huh ... yum list 'openssl-*' shows the only openssl package available is from verio_updates. But I've got elrepo, epel and rpmforge enabled. |
| 19:55.53 | RyanE | and tag the moon, so they don't think it's a spy satellite. |
| 19:56.01 | youtah | lol |
| 19:56.11 | harleypig | Even with --disablerepo |
| 19:56.12 | jima | "THAT'S NO...no, wait, i guess it is a moon." |
| 19:56.39 | goozbach | harleypig: maybe one of those has a different serial? |
| 19:56.40 | jima | RyanE: let them think it is, they could use some competition, or at least the illusion thereof. |
| 19:56.56 | keldwud | my brain parsed that sentence as "a micro-load of butt*it" |
| 19:57.20 | harleypig | joy ... scrum. be back in 30 minutes. |
| 19:57.22 | youtah | Uhg.... DarkTable is so SLOW! |
| 19:57.52 | keldwud | youtah: I want to see the photo |
| 19:58.07 | keldwud | also, did a guy named oldtimeynerd get in touch with you yet? |
| 19:58.37 | keldwud | he might have used his real name when contacting you. I've been trying to get you to talking to each other. |
| 19:59.05 | youtah | keldwud, I haven't edited the photo uet |
| 19:59.06 | youtah | yet |
| 19:59.25 | keldwud | how does bing decide what photos to use? |
| 19:59.34 | keldwud | you should get a photo on there :) |
| 19:59.59 | jima | harleypig: "scrum" still sounds like something you'd deal with during a bio-break. |
| 20:00.39 | fozzmoo | youtah: Just use a faster computer... and an SSD |
| 20:01.04 | youtah | I pushed this button.... |
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| 20:03.49 | youtah | http://www.suertepasajera.es/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/boton_turbo.jpg |
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| 20:04.10 | Migs | the turbo button!!! |
| 20:04.15 | Migs | best button ever |
| 20:04.18 | youtah | Yup |
| 20:04.20 | keldwud | omg I had one of those |
| 20:04.30 | Migs | me too |
| 20:04.37 | keldwud | I had to turn turbo off so that I could play wing commander |
| 20:04.41 | Migs | for when I wanted to make Wing Commander challenging (or less challenging) |
| 20:04.47 | keldwud | because wing commander was tied to the processor clock/speed |
| 20:04.47 | Migs | hahaha |
| 20:04.53 | keldwud | oh wow |
| 20:05.00 | keldwud | SAMSIES! |
| 20:05.04 | Migs | TOTES |
| 20:05.09 | youtah | Made my battle net bots respond a tad faster |
| 20:05.16 | keldwud | battle net? |
| 20:05.19 | youtah | yeah |
| 20:05.23 | youtah | battle.net |
| 20:05.24 | keldwud | you must be young |
| 20:05.25 | keldwud | lol |
| 20:05.36 | Migs | I had a proper Pentium by the time I played anything on battle.net |
| 20:05.38 | RyanE | my first computer boosted from 4.77MHz to 8MHz with the Turbo button... Rocking! |
| 20:05.45 | Migs | no 486DX nonsense anymore |
| 20:05.46 | youtah | Hey now.... I have two Starcraft Version 1.0 discs |
| 20:05.47 | keldwud | do you even IPX/SPX, brah? |
| 20:06.00 | youtah | ^ lol |
| 20:06.02 | keldwud | starcraft? |
| 20:06.06 | youtah | Dude |
| 20:06.07 | keldwud | that's like, WAY NEW |
| 20:06.14 | youtah | don't make me throw waffles at you |
| 20:06.17 | keldwud | haha |
| 20:06.26 | Migs | mid-90s someone told me "One day computers will have TWO HUNDRED MEGS OF RAM" and I was like "NO WAY" |
| 20:06.42 | youtah | I remember the first time I saw a computer with 1GB of RAM |
| 20:06.43 | Migs | G T F O |
| 20:06.49 | youtah | Totally freakin' blew my mind |
| 20:06.52 | Migs | I know! |
| 20:06.52 | RyanE | mind blown. |
| 20:06.56 | keldwud | dude, my second computer had 32 megabytes of ram and a gigabyte hard drive |
| 20:07.01 | keldwud | !! |
| 20:07.07 | Migs | that much? |
| 20:07.09 | keldwud | yeah |
| 20:07.10 | RyanE | Our first home computer had a whopping 48k of RAM. |
| 20:07.12 | keldwud | I was rockin it |
| 20:07.24 | RyanE | Apple ][ (no plus, no e, no nothing) |
| 20:07.28 | keldwud | to be fair, this was in 99-2001ish |
| 20:07.29 | keldwud | heh |
| 20:07.33 | keldwud | I was a retro geek |
| 20:07.53 | Migs | my Atari 1200XL had 4k of RAM |
| 20:08.01 | Migs | no wait, that was the expansion slot |
| 20:08.02 | keldwud | yeah I'm not as old as Migs |
| 20:08.03 | youtah | We had a hard drive that my friend found from somewhere, that was a 1MB hard drive. We drilled a hole around it and he gave it to his girlfriend as a millstone for if she misbehaved |
| 20:08.09 | youtah | let's just say that didn't go over well |
| 20:08.13 | Migs | how much did it natively have? |
| 20:08.19 | Migs | I knwo the processor was, like, 1.7kHz |
| 20:08.25 | Migs | er, mHz |
| 20:08.58 | youtah | keldwud, I graduated High School in 2001 |
| 20:09.08 | RyanE | holy cow. sooo young. |
| 20:09.17 | RyanE | all sorts of things make sense now. :) |
| 20:09.28 | youtah | lol |
| 20:09.30 | youtah | like what? |
| 20:10.28 | RyanE | I'm just messing around. |
| 20:10.30 | keldwud | also, isn't it kind of scary that people like me and youtah are so young except we are in our mid 30's... |
| 20:10.37 | keldwud | that's kind of old... |
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| 20:10.44 | Migs | I'm mid 30s too |
| 20:10.48 | RyanE | graduated in 2001, mid 30's? |
| 20:10.49 | Migs | graduated 1997 |
| 20:10.58 | keldwud | I'm in between youtah and migs |
| 20:11.00 | RyanE | dougie howser? |
| 20:11.07 | Migs | I'm the senior member here |
| 20:11.16 | RyanE | I graduated in 1985. |
| 20:11.17 | keldwud | yeah, 2001 would place youtah at at least 30 |
| 20:11.47 | keldwud | I was making the assertion that anything greater than 30 is mid 30's :) |
| 20:11.49 | Migs | RyanE: How do you even know how to use a computer, gramps? |
| 20:11.54 | RyanE | heh. |
| 20:11.55 | youtah | yeah 31 |
| 20:12.01 | youtah | I was oldest in my graduating class |
| 20:12.07 | Migs | I would've thought the arthritis would've kicked in by now |
| 20:12.09 | Migs | totally kidding |
| 20:12.12 | youtah | it had |
| 20:12.13 | youtah | has |
| 20:12.15 | keldwud | so what do we do when google pulls the plug on veracity? |
| 20:12.18 | RyanE | I can kick *your* ass... :) |
| 20:12.26 | Migs | I think I'm actually starting to get carpal tunnel |
| 20:12.33 | RyanE | never had that problem, fortunately. |
| 20:12.44 | youtah | keldwud, what do you mean? When they pull the plug on Veracity? |
| 20:12.50 | Migs | you're in better shape than I am |
| 20:12.57 | keldwud | google sent out an ultimatum |
| 20:13.03 | keldwud | fibernet passed on the info to me |
| 20:13.04 | RyanE | for the carpal tunnel, maybe. |
| 20:13.13 | keldwud | all business customers have to be off |
| 20:13.13 | youtah | Link me! |
| 20:13.18 | keldwud | it's all verbal |
| 20:13.24 | youtah | Shoot |
| 20:13.34 | youtah | They wrote the whole thing only with Verbs?!?!?! |
| 20:13.36 | youtah | ;-) |
| 20:13.38 | keldwud | haha |
| 20:13.49 | keldwud | no, they wrote it to be a character in a kevin spacey movie |
| 20:14.15 | youtah | So seriously though.... what's going on? |
| 20:14.29 | youtah | I have Veracity as my Fiber internet provider |
| 20:16.05 | keldwud | only affects business customers afaik |
| 20:16.16 | keldwud | and the ultimatum was actually at the end of february |
| 20:16.23 | keldwud | so it's at google's discretion now |
| 20:16.34 | keldwud | they can pull the plug any time they want with no further notice |
| 20:16.43 | T4rku5 | I just looked into Utopia today |
| 20:16.55 | T4rku5 | no fiber to my home yet |
| 20:16.57 | T4rku5 | so no Utopia |
| 20:17.02 | keldwud | so xmission sales may have some opportunities in utah county |
| 20:17.05 | keldwud | btw |
| 20:19.53 | youtah | I hope XMission comes and buys out Veracity in Traverse Mountain .... ***cough cough**** pashdown ****cough cough*8*** |
| 20:21.06 | keldwud | heh |
| 20:21.11 | RyanE | I hope Xmission decides to start running fiber to North East Highland, but I don't think it's likely... :) |
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| 20:33.00 | pashdown | youtah, i will buy it if you give me money |
| 20:39.08 | jxqz | pashdown roxorz *my* intarwebz |
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| 20:47.47 | keldwud | maybe we can give them a dollar for it. think they would accept? |
| 20:48.06 | pashdown | ill let you make the calls |
| 20:53.14 | keldwud | haha ok :) |
| 20:53.18 | keldwud | gets on the phone |
| 20:53.36 | keldwud | sweet. they're going to let me into the devops conference tomorrow. |
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| 21:03.48 | youtah | Sorry, went AFK suddenly due to an unexpected meeting |
| 21:03.53 | youtah | well, kind of unexpected |
| 21:03.57 | youtah | Rather sudden I should say |
| 21:04.57 | jsmith | youtah: You expected it, just not right then? |
| 21:05.02 | youtah | Yes |
| 21:05.03 | youtah | exactly |
| 21:05.04 | youtah | lol |
| 21:05.10 | jsmith | reads between the lines |
| 21:05.46 | youtah | I think I need to visit Saint George again |
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| 21:19.24 | levi | Weird, I just learned that Roku created its own scripting language for its channels. |
| 21:19.30 | levi | 'BrightScript' |
| 21:19.57 | utz | Anybody in here with any Nagios/Centreon experience? |
| 21:20.29 | fozzmoo | slept (or not) with Nagios for years |
| 21:20.42 | fozzmoo | But, it's been a while. |
| 21:20.50 | utz | did you use centreon? |
| 21:20.55 | youtah | utz, jlp_znc |
| 21:20.57 | fozzmoo | Nope. Don't even know what that is. |
| 21:21.05 | youtah | on the Nagios front |
| 21:21.08 | utz | it's a web ui |
| 21:21.16 | fozzmoo | Nagios has a web UI. |
| 21:21.20 | utz | anyway, did you do any distributed monitoring with nagios? |
| 21:21.48 | fozzmoo | We had a few NRPE nodes to reach into other networks. |
| 21:22.02 | utz | but just one central nagios server? |
| 21:22.07 | fozzmoo | yeah |
| 21:22.45 | utz | ok. i'm just having trouble getting a distributed environment set up, some hosts refuse to be monitored by the secondary nagios box for whatever reason. |
| 21:23.19 | levi | Apparently Roku did digital signage before they got into home multimedia gadgets. |
| 21:25.10 | utz | i'll check the #centreon channel. thanks for your help though fozzmoo |
| 21:30.05 | fozzmoo | utz: Good luck. |
| 21:30.12 | fozzmoo | levi: Interesting. |
| 21:46.56 | T4rku5 | keldwud -- did you get your BSides ticket? |
| 22:02.55 | youtah | Just so you guys know.... |
| 22:03.02 | youtah | I am going to win $1 Billion USD |
| 22:03.05 | youtah | http://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2014/03/03/registration-for-warren-buffetts-1-billion-basketball-challenge-opens-today/ |
| 22:05.01 | keldwud | yeah I did |
| 22:05.05 | keldwud | just earlier |
| 22:05.09 | youtah | I am almost done |
| 22:05.15 | youtah | I am going to revisit it a little bit later |
| 22:05.16 | keldwud | @ T4rku5 |
| 22:05.21 | youtah | and change some of them for my upsets |
| 22:05.32 | keldwud | I'm going to devops tomorrow and then bsides saturday |
| 22:05.47 | T4rku5 | sweet! |
| 22:05.59 | T4rku5 | everyone --- BSidesSLC is Saturday |
| 22:06.08 | T4rku5 | $10 in advance, $15 at the door |
| 22:06.10 | stderr- | youtah: who you got in the final four |
| 22:06.12 | youtah | How in the freak did Weber get stuck with Arizona? |
| 22:06.28 | T4rku5 | bsidesslc2014.eventbrite.com |
| 22:06.35 | Migs | congrats, youtah! |
| 22:06.37 | T4rku5 | youtah, I've got Duke taking it |
| 22:06.48 | T4rku5 | VA vs Duke in the final |
| 22:06.59 | stderr- | lol |
| 22:07.20 | youtah | Florida v Virginia & Arizona v Louisville |
| 22:07.35 | stderr- | pretty good final four |
| 22:07.39 | youtah | with Florida and Arizona in the final |
| 22:08.05 | T4rku5 | my final four: Ohio vs. VA, Baylor vs. Duke |
| 22:08.06 | stderr- | I've got Florida vs MSU & Arizona vs Louisville |
| 22:08.15 | stderr- | Florida vs Louisville, Florida takes it |
| 22:08.27 | youtah | I have Florida takes it as well |
| 22:08.57 | youtah | I haven't entered my tie breaker score yet |
| 22:09.30 | stderr- | Louisville getting a #4 seed is the most ridiculous thing I've seen |
| 22:10.11 | T4rku5 | 29-5 |
| 22:10.11 | stderr- | (besides BYU being seeded over Iowa. That was pretty ridiculous too) |
| 22:10.38 | stderr- | Virginia is 28-6. Arizona is 30-4. |
| 22:10.41 | youtah | I am going to open my own Photography studio with my $1 Billion |
| 22:10.53 | youtah | ;-) |
| 22:10.55 | stderr- | Louisville has an adjusted for schedule #10 offense and #6 defense |
| 22:11.16 | stderr- | Duke's adjusted for schedule defense is #102. |
| 22:11.19 | stderr- | Just sayin'. |
| 22:11.47 | keldwud | hey, who else is going to mountainwest devops? |
| 22:12.01 | youtah | I hadn't heard of it |
| 22:12.05 | keldwud | youtah: why don't you take that one billion and roll out fiber across a very large region |
| 22:12.06 | Migs | dafuq is wrong with my wife??? |
| 22:12.12 | keldwud | Migs: she married you |
| 22:12.14 | Migs | she wants me to go to some Sex Kitten Society club party with her |
| 22:12.17 | Migs | keldwud: OHSNAP |
| 22:12.20 | keldwud | heh :) |
| 22:12.32 | keldwud | youtah: it's part of the ruby conference |
| 22:12.38 | keldwud | they have a devops specific track tomorrow |
| 22:12.41 | keldwud | it's a hundred bucks |
| 22:12.45 | Migs | I don't even know what that is exactly. http://sks-events.com/ |
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| 22:13.06 | Migs | it's too vague. It's too suspicious |
| 22:13.08 | keldwud | wait, you're complaining about a wife who wants you to go to a sex kitten society club party? |
| 22:13.15 | keldwud | it's probably just a tupperware party |
| 22:13.16 | keldwud | MLM |
| 22:13.18 | Migs | hahahaha |
| 22:13.24 | keldwud | except for sex toys |
| 22:13.28 | Migs | what goes on at these parties? |
| 22:13.38 | keldwud | if it is what I think it is, they just talk about products |
| 22:13.43 | Migs | is it just a bunch of weirdos in sexy costumes? If so, that's any Halloween party I've been to. |
| 22:13.44 | keldwud | and share sex tips |
| 22:13.47 | Migs | is it a full-blown orgy? |
| 22:13.52 | keldwud | lol yeah, totally |
| 22:13.52 | Migs | I don't want to be an orgy guy dammit |
| 22:14.02 | Migs | oh |
| 22:14.12 | Migs | pffft...I don't NEED sex tips, tyvm |
| 22:14.13 | keldwud | no, I really think it's just like a tupperware party |
| 22:14.32 | keldwud | because there are a lot of communities that don't have access to sex stores |
| 22:14.41 | keldwud | so women need a place to buy their dildos |
| 22:14.45 | keldwud | without being judged |
| 22:15.00 | Migs | then what's with the description? "Join us as we walk the tightrope between fantasy and reality" and "an erotic, twisted, and sensual night..." |
| 22:15.02 | keldwud | I could be wrong, I could be thinking about something altogether different |
| 22:15.19 | Migs | well, we have a friend who's some "sexual wellness consultant" and she DOES do parties like that |
| 22:15.20 | keldwud | yeah, they just play games like truth or dare but a more adult and sanitized version |
| 22:15.27 | Migs | but she's open about it, and what goes on... |
| 22:15.40 | youtah | Holy crap |
| 22:15.40 | Migs | I always sucked at truth or dare |
| 22:15.46 | keldwud | youtah: whatsup? |
| 22:15.53 | youtah | lol, just read your convos |
| 22:15.57 | keldwud | also, did you finish editing your moon over NSA video? |
| 22:16.01 | youtah | no |
| 22:16.06 | youtah | not at home |
| 22:16.12 | keldwud | darn |
| 22:16.12 | Migs | this is all because of these swingers that hit on my wife a few weeks ago. My wife doesn't want to swing, but she's extremely curious and "open-minded" now |
| 22:16.18 | keldwud | haha |
| 22:16.27 | keldwud | well tell her how you feel about it if you're not cool hanging with swingers |
| 22:16.31 | keldwud | there are a lot of them in utah |
| 22:16.33 | Migs | lol, I already told her |
| 22:16.38 | youtah | Yeah |
| 22:16.45 | youtah | The Tree House in Draper |
| 22:16.48 | Migs | now she's sending me pics of costumes I should wear |
| 22:16.56 | keldwud | in fact, I think I know more swingers than I do monogomous couples |
| 22:17.04 | youtah | What?!?! |
| 22:17.08 | youtah | I know zero |
| 22:17.13 | Migs | http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/fss/2f01da9487ba3025c9e3e46f1600b838 mildly nsfw |
| 22:17.17 | keldwud | Migs: here's a hint. (you're gonna get laid if you participate) |
| 22:17.24 | keldwud | also, you could use reverse psychology |
| 22:17.25 | Migs | keldwud: By whom? |
| 22:17.26 | keldwud | and go full bore |
| 22:17.36 | keldwud | and go farther than she would, then she will change her mind :) |
| 22:17.40 | keldwud | Migs: by your wife, duh |
| 22:17.45 | Migs | oh, okay. Good. |
| 22:17.56 | Migs | I have zero interest in participating in a sexual free-for-all |
| 22:18.04 | keldwud | hah. that's a cool costume |
| 22:18.29 | keldwud | Migs: there are a lot of steps in between an adult party where people just have conversations and a full blown orgy |
| 22:18.38 | keldwud | many don't ever really end up as a full blown orgy |
| 22:18.39 | Migs | she says I should volunteer to use my "balloon" animal-making skills there |
| 22:18.40 | Migs | hahahaha |
| 22:18.47 | youtah | Step 1: Be attractive |
| 22:18.54 | Migs | keldwud: Well that's good to know. |
| 22:18.55 | Migs | See, I don't know these things |
| 22:18.58 | keldwud | and most swingers I have met have always been respectful to those who aren't |
| 22:19.06 | keldwud | so don't feel too scared |
| 22:19.31 | keldwud | and not all swinger parties end up with people having sex with other partners, or even kissing other partners |
| 22:19.44 | Migs | what if this party isn't filled with sexy young people, but hordes of land monsters who have no business wearing sexy outfits? |
| 22:19.46 | youtah | is anyone else thinking of the scene from Eurotrip with Migs being the victim? |
| 22:19.47 | keldwud | it's just an open environment for people to express their feelings and sexuality with no judgement |
| 22:20.02 | keldwud | there are some people who aren't sexy who are also swingers |
| 22:20.08 | Migs | no, I'm thinking of that weird movie Eyes Wide Shut and me getting stabbed |
| 22:20.16 | youtah | lol |
| 22:20.19 | keldwud | haha, no. it's not like that at all |
| 22:20.33 | keldwud | every relationship I've been in in the last five years has been an open relationship |
| 22:20.45 | keldwud | I wouldn't call it swinging per se, because these weren't long term relationships |
| 22:20.49 | Migs | that's retarded. I couldn't live like that. |
| 22:20.56 | Migs | It's great that others can, but I can't |
| 22:21.01 | keldwud | and just because somebody is open doesn't mean you have to go out and be with other people |
| 22:21.12 | keldwud | it's not a requirement to be with other people just because you're a swinger or open |
| 22:21.16 | levi | Man, the conversation here caused weird imagery when, in another channel, I saw people talking about "stroking contours". |
| 22:21.22 | keldwud | levi: hah! |
| 22:21.31 | Migs | ahahahahahahaha |
| 22:21.47 | jxqz | is there a way to format yum's query output without having to install a plugin? |
| 22:21.49 | Jayce^ | *why* is harleypig not commenting right now?! |
| 22:22.02 | harleypig | cause I was working |
| 22:22.07 | harleypig | I know ... what a concept :> |
| 22:22.11 | Jayce^ | pfft, yeah right |
| 22:22.17 | harleypig | jxqz, yes there is |
| 22:22.36 | jxqz | harleypig: how done it? |
| 22:22.36 | harleypig | oh, wait ... no ... but you can with rpm. |
| 22:22.39 | youtah | harleypig, you need to read keldwud & Migs convo |
| 22:22.48 | youtah | it's entertaining |
| 22:22.54 | youtah | and educational |
| 22:23.01 | jxqz | harleypig: I can't figure out how to get rpm to list all installed packages :( |
| 22:23.03 | youtah | quotes "It's for Science!" |
| 22:23.11 | keldwud | I can't speak for all swinger communities, however, ymmv |
| 22:23.22 | keldwud | I can only speak from my first hand direct experiences |
| 22:23.46 | keldwud | again, I think when people think of open relationships, all they picture is infidelity and sex and craziness |
| 22:23.49 | keldwud | it's really not like that |
| 22:23.59 | levi | jxqz: rpm -qa or something? |
| 22:24.00 | harleypig | jxqz: rpm -qa |
| 22:24.01 | Migs | technically it's not infidelity if it's open |
| 22:24.06 | jxqz | nowai |
| 22:24.08 | jxqz | -qa |
| 22:24.21 | Migs | I have genuinely, like, zero interest in banging anyone else |
| 22:24.21 | keldwud | it's similar to how when before gay lifestyles were mainstream socially acceptable, some people would think to themselves "oh a gay man? he must want to have sex with all men" |
| 22:24.28 | Migs | I'm not the cheating type. Neither is my wife. |
| 22:24.45 | keldwud | so just because somebody is in an open relationsihp, it doesn't necessarily follow that they are trying to sleep with everyone they meet |
| 22:24.48 | jxqz | <alt>-f-u-n-d-s |
| 22:24.52 | keldwud | if that makes any sense |
| 22:24.58 | youtah | levi & jxqz ... you're interupting Migs & keldwud's interesting convo with work related stuff. *hands harleypig some popcorn* |
| 22:25.06 | keldwud | Migs: there *can* be infidelity in an open relationship |
| 22:25.12 | Migs | how? |
| 22:25.15 | Migs | oh |
| 22:25.22 | Migs | like maybe if there's rules for the open relationship? |
| 22:25.27 | keldwud | the boundaries that one places can be crossed. they are just as valid as boundaries in a monogomous relationship |
| 22:25.29 | Migs | Like no banging more than one chick a week? |
| 22:25.37 | harleypig | or at a time? |
| 22:25.39 | keldwud | like I said before, open does not mean no respect |
| 22:25.44 | Migs | or "she can't be hotter than me" |
| 22:25.46 | jxqz | RPM STUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 22:25.53 | youtah | lol |
| 22:26.05 | keldwud | open just means open with one's own sexuality and desires and it is not repressed or bottled up |
| 22:26.15 | keldwud | when a partner sees somebody they are attracted to, they discuss it |
| 22:26.20 | Migs | oh |
| 22:26.22 | Migs | we do that all the time |
| 22:26.25 | keldwud | discussing it does not mean "oh we should approach that person" |
| 22:26.34 | keldwud | but that is the foundation of open relationships |
| 22:26.40 | Migs | my wife knows I have crushes on some of her friends |
| 22:26.47 | harleypig | jxqz: read rpm man and look for QUERYFMT |
| 22:26.56 | keldwud | and then they build from there. some people are very picky about playing with others and under certain conditions only |
| 22:26.58 | Migs | and she even has dreams about some of my friends |
| 22:27.06 | keldwud | while others are very free and have very few conditions |
| 22:27.12 | keldwud | there are all walks |
| 22:27.15 | Migs | that's intredasting |
| 22:27.22 | harleypig | Don't bring home no std's! |
| 22:27.26 | Migs | hahaha |
| 22:27.40 | jxqz | harleypig: why is -qa not documented? |
| 22:28.29 | harleypig | jxqz: it is, it's just not intuitive |
| 22:28.35 | Migs | hahahaha, totally unrelated conversation in another channel: <dhamma> the other night my wife let me know she'd hit Lena Headey |
| 22:28.37 | keldwud | does that give you a better understanding of it, Migs? |
| 22:28.42 | Migs | keldwud: Yes it does |
| 22:29.14 | Migs | I still think this is a wild cultist orgy she's dragging me to |
| 22:29.15 | levi | jxqz: You have to look at 'man rpm' and then in the --query section. |
| 22:29.26 | levi | It's short for --query --all |
| 22:29.34 | harleypig | So ... now I'm wondering if any open couples play the target game. Select a particular goal and attempt to make it in a certain time frame. |
| 22:29.54 | Migs | gotta go |
| 22:30.00 | harleypig | Migs: Have fun. |
| 22:30.21 | *** part/#utah utz (~ethan.dod@216.51.73.42) |
| 22:30.27 | youtah | ^ |
| 22:30.52 | keldwud | everytime I see the nick utz, I have to just repeat it over and over again |
| 22:30.56 | keldwud | utz utz utz utz utz utz |
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| 22:37.48 | youtah | So Jayce^ are you going to be there tonight for the PLUG linux install fest? |
| 22:38.21 | keldwud | omg plug is tonight? |
| 22:39.38 | youtah | Yeah |
| 22:39.44 | youtah | they're doing a Linux install fest |
| 22:40.09 | youtah | The Utah Open Source Foundation has acquired a plethora of computers for use in our beginner and kids tracks at the OpenWest Conference in May. For our meeting this month, we will install Fedora on these computers to get them ready for use at OpenWest in our beginner and youth classes. |
| 22:41.19 | youtah | ^ that's what it says in the description |
| 22:41.28 | youtah | There will be pizza provided by TekSystems. |
| 22:42.13 | jxqz | install fest? |
| 22:42.18 | jxqz | what is this 2003? |
| 22:42.55 | levi | jxqz: It's installing Linux on computers that are going to be donated, apparently. |
| 22:43.14 | jxqz | ~donate install |
| 22:43.42 | youtah | The judge might count it towards your community service ;-) |
| 22:44.15 | youtah | I have 98% feeling fully restored in my face. |
| 22:44.58 | unum | I wonder if the parties will ever go back to meeting on the same night |
| 22:45.06 | unum | I guess I could just start attending both nights.... |
| 22:45.27 | *** join/#utah macnewbold (~macnewbol@wfw.vivint.com) |
| 22:47.13 | levi | And what kind of parties is unum talking about? |
| 22:50.14 | *** join/#utah jessie (~jessie@199.87.120.126) |
| 22:50.29 | unum | levi: political of course |
| 22:50.36 | unum | those are the only parties I get invited to |
| 22:50.44 | unum | probably because I'm always talking politics |
| 22:51.03 | fungus | nice catch unum... ;) |
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| 23:22.48 | levi | Oh yeah, it's caucus night for the Democrats tonight, isn't it? |
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| 23:31.18 | spuder | Hey is anyone here an admin for the mailing list? |
| 23:32.41 | jxqz | *the* mailing list? |
| 23:33.03 | jxqz | would that be God? |
| 23:35.10 | jxqz | man, I hate shell script |
| 23:35.44 | *** join/#utah undertakingyou (~undertaki@c-67-171-113-60.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) |
| 23:35.45 | jxqz | the thought of using sh arrays fills me with rage |
| 23:46.11 | jima | ...eww. |
| 23:46.26 | jima | hey, can anyone tell me what self.jima.us resolves to? |
| 23:54.02 | fozzmoo | is all caught up |
| 23:54.07 | fozzmoo | lets out a long, low whistle |
| 23:54.39 | jima | hmm? |
| 23:54.55 | jima | getting frustrated? |
| 23:55.11 | fungus | self.jima.us.3586INA127.0.0.1 |
| 23:55.16 | fungus | self.jima.us.3576INAAAA2001:558:1004:6:76:96:107:217 |
| 23:55.50 | jima | yeah, i haven't come up with a better answer for A queries coming in over ipv6. |
