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| 01:03.48 | shalkie | I just got honked and gestured at by a gal on her cellphone that couldn't see that I was stuck behind a vehicle. |
| 01:03.58 | shalkie | Some days others shouldn't be allowed to drive. |
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| 01:51.10 | shalkie | I wanted to hate journaling in systemd SO badly... But it is just awesome. :-( |
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| 15:54.57 | keldwud | informal survey: if you're using logstash, what does your logstash pipe look like? what is your shipper (i.e. syslog or logstash agent), broker (redis, rabbit, etc), indexer (logstash obviously), search & storage (elastic search, etc), web interface (kilbana, etc) |
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| 16:50.21 | eightyeight | keldwud: big question |
| 16:50.43 | eightyeight | we're using teh standard "ELK" stack |
| 16:51.11 | keldwud | logstash agent -> redis -> logstash -> elastic search -> kilbana? |
| 16:51.32 | eightyeight | actually using syslog/rsyslog, but yeah |
| 16:52.09 | eightyeight | i've actually fonud kibana to be unstable |
| 16:52.15 | keldwud | how so? |
| 16:52.18 | eightyeight | i think there's a new release though. |
| 16:52.23 | eightyeight | jruby |
| 16:52.36 | eightyeight | constantly crashes, and we have to restart the daemon |
| 16:52.45 | eightyeight | at least once per week |
| 16:52.59 | keldwud | hmm, that's good to know |
| 16:53.09 | eightyeight | lemme check the version we're running |
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| 17:00.16 | eightyeight | logstash 1.1.10 and kibana 0.2.0 |
| 17:00.24 | eightyeight | and, it appears that both have taken a dump again |
| 17:00.33 | eightyeight | mumbles something about java |
| 17:00.48 | Jayce | https://twitter.com/GroovyBruce/status/441276148597534720 |
| 17:08.45 | keldwud | thanks for the feedback on the kibana, eightyeight |
| 17:08.49 | keldwud | takes notes |
| 17:09.35 | keldwud | wait, you don't have a monitoring system that just reboots your kibana when it goes down? |
| 17:09.37 | keldwud | ;) |
| 17:09.55 | keldwud | you do it.... manually? what is this, 2006? |
| 17:09.57 | keldwud | ducks |
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| 17:26.18 | youtah | Taste the rainbow http://i.imgur.com/Uu1pW14.jpg |
| 17:30.03 | keldwud | omg I want some lucky charms now |
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| 17:38.49 | Jayce | youtah: that unicorn *really* had to go |
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| 17:41.43 | youtah | lol Jayce |
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| 18:35.52 | keldwud | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F1cOvZ3nS8 |
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| 19:40.33 | winsoff | If I want to do some mining with a pickaxe, where would I get one? |
| 19:42.08 | davido_ | Here: http://amzn.com/B004ULMF94 |
| 19:42.23 | winsoff | davido_: LOL |
| 19:42.28 | davido_ | Hurry, Only 9 left in stock. |
| 19:42.37 | davido_ | (Actually Amazon does have real ones as well) |
| 19:42.40 | winsoff | Any way, I figured the pickaxes at home depot and lowes are for gardening. |
| 19:42.51 | winsoff | Is this true, or do they all hold up against harder rocks? |
| 19:43.47 | davido_ | http://www.ebay.com/bhp/mining-pick-axe |
| 19:44.24 | winsoff | That could not have been easier. |
| 19:44.40 | davido_ | Looks like the real thing is spiked at both ends, while the gardening variety has a horizontal spaded tip at one and, and possibly a spike or vertically spaded tip at the other. |
| 19:46.01 | winsoff | This will make my dig to China much easier. |
| 19:49.28 | davido_ | Don't forget the http://amzn.com/B0095ZLBWC (Flame Retardant Suit)... bound to get hot about halfway through the dig. |
| 19:51.22 | winsoff | Glad we are all in this for each other's safety. |
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| 19:57.42 | keldwud | I was going to say that you're almost guaranteed to get a pickaxe from the dwarven mines |
| 19:57.49 | keldwud | usually on the first level |
| 19:58.11 | keldwud | make sure to have a helmet before you go down |
| 19:59.10 | T4rku5 | http://www.bsidesslc.org/pages/schedule <--- the schedule of talks at BSidesSLC on March 22 |
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| 20:29.08 | Migs | played the new Walking Dead episode. Holy crap. What a story. |
| 20:29.13 | Migs | I'm always an emotional wreck after playing those games. |
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| 20:44.48 | keldwud | omg me too |
| 20:45.06 | keldwud | I've got all of season 2 and am excited to have a weekend off to play it |
| 20:45.14 | keldwud | always need a day recovery time after |
| 20:45.29 | keldwud | the first season, the first time I completed it, I had to drink the pain/sorrow away |
| 20:45.36 | keldwud | it was just too intense for me |
| 20:45.40 | eightyeight | hands keldwud and Migs a Kleenex |
| 20:45.44 | keldwud | :) |
| 20:45.53 | keldwud | omgomgomg |
| 20:45.57 | keldwud | tomorrow is March 7th |
| 20:46.02 | eightyeight | ... |
| 20:47.43 | keldwud | "Construction in your fiberhood starts on March 07, 2014. We'll email you when it's time to schedule your installation." |
| 20:53.49 | jnbek | fiberhood.... that term irks me :-P makes me feel like I'm in a friggen Metamucil commercial everytime i see it |
| 21:20.14 | shalkie | keldwud: What network? |
| 21:23.34 | Migs | keldwud: I know, man. I hadn't cried at the end of a video game since Grim Fandango. |
| 21:24.00 | Migs | also, how do you have all season 2? They just barely finished the second episode. |
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| 21:51.10 | youtah | This just in.... 11% of Americans think that HTML is an STD. http://time.com/12410/11-of-americans-think-html-is-an-std/ |
| 21:51.14 | youtah | ROFL |
| 21:55.12 | RyanE | ironically, knowing HTML can keep you from getting an STD, since you won't meet any women. :) |
| 21:55.34 | youtah | Whatever |
| 21:55.39 | youtah | HTML = How To Meet Ladies |
| 21:55.58 | eightyeight | says the tron guy |
| 21:56.00 | keldwud | shalkie: google fiber |
| 21:56.07 | shalkie | keldwud: Ah. |
| 21:56.15 | keldwud | Migs: oh maybe I don't have all of season 2 then |
| 21:56.19 | keldwud | I thought I purchased them |
| 21:56.22 | keldwud | checks his xbox live |
| 21:58.42 | fadein | https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B9HJeR-F9NIeczNDb2hVb2p6UTQ/edit?pli=1 |
| 21:59.02 | fadein | The survey company is defending the veracity of the "HTML = STD" study |
| 21:59.10 | fadein | I'd like to see a copy of the survey |
| 21:59.45 | keldwud | Migs: I have episode 1, ep2: starved for help, ep3: long road ahead, ep4: around every corner, and ep5: no time left |
| 21:59.52 | keldwud | got them 12/19/2013 |
| 22:00.01 | keldwud | for a buck eighty a piece |
| 22:00.06 | fozzmoo | youtah: ++ |
| 22:00.09 | keldwud | 'cept the first one. first one was free |
| 22:00.17 | keldwud | am I looking at the wrong episodes? |
| 22:00.28 | keldwud | maybe it was season one? |
| 22:00.58 | keldwud | ok yeah, you're right |
| 22:01.03 | keldwud | I don't have season 2 yet :( damnit |
| 22:01.04 | keldwud | lol |
| 22:01.18 | youtah | I guess "How To Meat Ladies" could lead to STDs....... |
| 22:01.57 | youtah | Yup... I went there. |
| 22:01.59 | keldwud | I guess I'll have to get the season pass for 15 bucks then |
| 22:03.56 | fozzmoo | Meat Ladies. hah. |
| 22:24.13 | shalkie | keldwud: I hope you enjoy your fiber. I really like mine. :) |
| 22:24.22 | shalkie | Sad you won't be able to choose XMission though. |
| 22:24.28 | shalkie | offers condolences to keldwud |
| 22:24.39 | keldwud | shalkie: lol |
| 22:25.08 | keldwud | I'm not even going to partake in that discussion |
| 22:25.12 | keldwud | it's loaded on both sides |
| 22:25.31 | keldwud | yes, it would be nice if I could get xmission |
| 22:25.41 | keldwud | but xmission doesn't serve my area, and that's through no fault of my own :) |
| 22:26.06 | fozzmoo | http://imgur.com/gallery/wo6WsTF |
| 22:26.30 | keldwud | now if xmission were capable of providing me fiber, and then google came in and took away my business, then I would consider that maybe google giving me fiber would be a negative thing |
| 22:26.38 | keldwud | and worthy of condolences |
| 22:26.55 | keldwud | I should be congratulated that I now have internet that isn't from comcast |
| 22:26.59 | keldwud | high speed internet |
| 22:27.08 | keldwud | because it is something to celebrate |
| 22:27.14 | keldwud | not chastise or pity me for :( |
| 22:28.00 | shalkie | keldwud: Oh no, I agree. It is awesome you bail on comcrap. |
| 22:28.07 | shalkie | s/bail/can bail/ |
| 22:28.09 | keldwud | I never bailed on them |
| 22:28.14 | keldwud | I don't have any internet at all |
| 22:28.17 | keldwud | none |
| 22:28.20 | keldwud | just internet at work |
| 22:28.21 | shalkie | What? |
| 22:28.28 | keldwud | haven't had internet since last march |
| 22:28.32 | keldwud | so for a year now |
| 22:28.37 | shalkie | But you could have done XMission dialup at least. :p |
| 22:28.41 | keldwud | nope |
| 22:28.49 | keldwud | can't |
| 22:28.52 | keldwud | centurylink |
| 22:28.53 | shalkie | No? Oh dear. |
| 22:29.02 | keldwud | oh dial up? |
| 22:29.03 | keldwud | hah |
| 22:29.08 | keldwud | why would I go through the pain of that? |
| 22:29.10 | keldwud | when I can read books? |
| 22:29.23 | keldwud | that just sounds... terrible |
| 22:29.34 | keldwud | I'd also need a phone line |
| 22:29.38 | fozzmoo | makes dialup carrier noise |
| 22:29.44 | keldwud | but that puts me in bed with century link |
| 22:29.50 | shalkie | I miss those enchanting noises.. |
| 22:29.51 | keldwud | that's as bad as comcast |
| 22:29.56 | shalkie | sways to the noises fozzmoo makes |
| 22:32.24 | shalkie | keldwud: XMission did provide free wifi in SLC (Liberty Park, Library Square, parts of Main Street). Though I don't think it ever got involved in Provo that way. |
| 22:32.44 | keldwud | I definitely took advantage of that when I was in SLC |
| 22:32.47 | keldwud | and am thankful for it |
| 22:33.05 | keldwud | but not so thankful that I would forego 1Gb internet just because it is provided by google |
| 22:33.31 | keldwud | google doesn't harm me enough to make me consider it |
| 22:34.00 | keldwud | I mean, we can very easily talk about all the first world harms they are doing me |
| 22:34.44 | keldwud | but from an ethical and philisophical standpoint, it would be tough to compare them to real world harms and have them still be considered harmful in the grand scheme of things |
| 22:35.01 | keldwud | maybe we could argue the economic harm, but even that is pretty subjective |
| 22:35.30 | keldwud | I'm glad and excited for google fiber and it would take quite a bit of evidence to make me feel otherwise |
| 22:35.57 | keldwud | maybe I have stockholm syndrome ;) |
| 22:36.11 | keldwud | I've just been abused so much by google that I only *think* I love them |
| 22:37.02 | pashdown | do you think a vps service for google victims would be useful? |
| 22:37.19 | keldwud | lol |
| 22:37.31 | keldwud | I knew you were back there eavesdropping, pashdown :) |
| 22:37.49 | pashdown | seriously though. i'd rather get people off of centurylink dsl and sell them vps/email over free google 5Mbps |
| 22:37.52 | keldwud | I was only mildly troll baiting you with some of my statements :) |
| 22:38.02 | pashdown | i'm always present, everywhere |
| 22:38.18 | pashdown | in the sparkle of an eye, in fozzmoo's heart |
| 22:38.51 | keldwud | I tried to get infotrax to go with xmission instead of comcast for our dedicated 100 M glass |
| 22:39.10 | keldwud | but didn't succeed |
| 22:39.25 | keldwud | at least they're off of veracity now |
| 22:39.30 | keldwud | veracity had a lot of downtime |
| 22:39.42 | pashdown | what was the objection? price? |
| 22:39.50 | keldwud | yeah, I worked with john on it |
| 22:40.01 | keldwud | he was able to undercut by about 25 bucks |
| 22:40.11 | keldwud | but my senior didn't feel that was worth it |
| 22:40.22 | pashdown | that they'd get better support from comcast? |
| 22:40.35 | keldwud | he has a contact in comcast enterprise and also doesn't see the benefit of buying comcast connection through xmission |
| 22:40.41 | keldwud | yeah I already mentioned all that :) |
| 22:40.48 | keldwud | even gave him the server stats page |
| 22:41.08 | pashdown | well thanks for trying. if you need tips on how to degrade the comcast connection to anger your senior, let me know. |
| 22:41.12 | keldwud | told him refunds happen on the next bill |
| 22:41.30 | keldwud | haha no, I'm not gonna do that. I wouldn't be trustworthy or hireable elsewhere if I did such a thing |
| 22:41.42 | keldwud | isn't it "do no evil" |
| 22:41.44 | keldwud | owait |
| 22:41.47 | keldwud | snickers |
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| 23:20.17 | keldwud | what shippers do you guys use on your windows boxes, for logging? |
| 23:27.08 | unum | what do people think of sb111 |
| 23:56.24 | Greagle | knowing someone at comcast doesn't seem so hard, since they are so large :) |
