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| 16:36.31 | jxqz | ~nacho |
| 16:36.31 | infobot | Do you remember when the people were shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse? |
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| 17:12.54 | keldwud | just got laid off. out of work jr sysadmin looking for a new position |
| 17:14.23 | goozbach | keldwud: that sucks |
| 17:14.46 | keldwud | yeah. I'll just have to deal :) |
| 17:14.50 | keldwud | as in deal with it |
| 17:14.55 | keldwud | not the other kind of deal |
| 17:14.56 | keldwud | lol' |
| 17:15.02 | goozbach | send me a resume derek@goozbach.com (not hiring, looking myself, but for a Sr position). |
| 17:15.36 | goozbach | so I'll keep my eyes open for the jr positions as I look |
| 17:16.35 | keldwud | ok, I'll send you my current one, I haven't updated it yet, but it should at least give you an idea |
| 17:16.47 | goozbach | k |
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| 17:21.44 | romanovic | keldwud: Verisk Health is/was hiring not long ago. I'd find the link but I'm on my phone. |
| 17:23.22 | jlp_znc | goozbach: I looked at your resume... you use the buzzword "infrastructure" five times, four of which are within the first ten lines. I like infrastructure, but not that much. :-) |
| 17:24.03 | jlp_znc | admittedly, two usages are in your title and company name |
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| 17:26.06 | keldwud | goozbach, brutes is looking for a senior over in #dc801 |
| 17:26.46 | Jayce^ | wants to hire goozbach :) |
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| 17:27.54 | keldwud | I like infrastructure |
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| 17:38.38 | levi | Mmm, infrastructure. |
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| 17:53.30 | keldwud | romanovic: thanks, I'll check it out. |
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| 17:56.54 | jxqz | extrafrastructure |
| 17:57.26 | jxqz | goozbach takes keldwud as his sidekick |
| 17:57.55 | jxqz | that's actually kind of an interesting idea |
| 17:58.18 | jxqz | forming small teams that get hired as a unit |
| 17:58.31 | keldwud | haha |
| 17:58.34 | keldwud | hey, let's do that :) |
| 17:58.44 | jxqz | because the dynamic is already known and tuned to optimal efficiency |
| 17:58.47 | keldwud | I'll take 30% of the pay |
| 17:58.54 | keldwud | -er 35% |
| 17:59.00 | keldwud | and you can have 65% |
| 18:04.54 | goozbach | if I had the consulting work to pare off some of the smaller tasks I'd think about it |
| 18:05.15 | goozbach | jlp_znc: it's how I'm trying to differencate myself |
| 18:05.25 | goozbach | I'm an infrastructure specialist |
| 18:05.32 | goozbach | I build the stuff you build upon |
| 18:05.49 | goozbach | I still need to figure out how to get my summary to say that in a consice way |
| 18:06.51 | jlp_znc | I kind of like billing myself as a "Computer Facilitator". I facilitate other's use of computing environments. |
| 18:07.36 | goozbach | jlp_znc: but I do take to heart the fact it's there a bunch in the beginning |
| 18:15.42 | keldwud | heh |
| 18:15.43 | keldwud | "To apply, submit your cover letter, resume, AND a brief essay discussing your view of America to hr@challengerschool.com. " |
| 18:15.49 | keldwud | hmm.... |
| 18:16.08 | keldwud | that could be dangerous :) |
| 18:16.20 | keldwud | we live in quite a polarized political culture |
| 18:17.12 | levi | I'm pretty sure you don't want to work for Challenger School. |
| 18:18.39 | keldwud | no? |
| 18:18.48 | keldwud | I don't know anything about them |
| 18:18.54 | keldwud | but I have an open ear |
| 18:20.42 | levi | I'm pretty sure you have to be a socially conservative Libertarian or Constitution Party to fit in, based on their electronic sign and radio ads and that quote you pasted. |
| 18:21.37 | keldwud | Ahh. My essay probably would have been horrible. |
| 18:22.00 | levi | Well, it probably would have got your resume round-filed, anyway. |
| 18:22.15 | keldwud | I would have talked about income disparity, how the U.S. is continuing to drop in education and prosperity index, how not everyone in the US has equal rights, etc. |
| 18:23.57 | levi | Their radio ads and electronic sign are all about how their students learn how to tell the difference between a Democracy and a Republic. |
| 18:25.32 | levi | The sign, in fact, partially quotes the exchange between Ben Franlkin and some other person about the result of the Constitutional Convention. |
| 18:26.06 | levi | The sign goes something like, "So what kind of governmnet did we get?" "A republic... if you can keep it." |
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| 18:26.42 | levi | The actual question was closer to: "So what kind of government did we get? Monarchy or republic?" |
| 18:28.01 | keldwud | I'm also open to some jr level programming jobs |
| 18:28.33 | levi | Which demonstrates that the original asker had a much firmer grasp on political theory than what they're trying to teach the kids who go there, as 'monarachy' and 'republic' are opposites, while 'democracy' and 'republic' are not. |
| 18:29.20 | keldwud | I see |
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| 18:34.16 | levi | Of course, if you try to explain this to them, you'll get some noise about how their definitions are those of the divine Founding Fathers and the real poli sci ones are foisted upon the unwashed by liberal intellectuals, who are basically proxies for Satan. |
| 18:35.12 | levi | Whatever; I'm obviously endulging grossly in hyperbole. |
| 18:42.06 | keldwud | heh |
| 18:42.11 | keldwud | I love hyperbole :) |
| 18:45.50 | levi | Wow, someone has taken over maintenance of the Self language and is doing new releases. |
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| 18:56.52 | jlp_znc | note to self... if you ever want to know about any obscure language, ask levi |
| 18:57.09 | levi | Indeed. |
| 18:57.29 | jlp_znc | ever use APL, levi? |
| 18:57.38 | levi | Self is actually a very important language, historically, despite the fact that it was really only a research prototype. |
| 18:58.02 | fozzmoo | levi: It's good to know you love your Self. |
| 18:58.16 | levi | No, I haven't used any of the APL family of languages, but I've read through some manuals. |
| 18:59.03 | jlp_znc | I took a class in APL once, many many moons ago. it was pretty cool. |
| 18:59.27 | jlp_znc | https://www.cccs.de/wiki/pub/Main/VorTraege/apl_slides.pdf |
| 18:59.43 | levi | Self was where all the technology that went into Sun's HotSpot compiler was originally developed. And it's also the language that inspired Javascript's prototype-based inheritance scheme. |
| 19:00.57 | jlp_znc | http://stackoverflow.com/questions/268751/what-ever-happened-to-apl <- I love the commentary about the combinatorics assignment |
| 19:01.10 | levi | Yeah, APL and its descendants are really cool. Backus' Turing Award lecture about escaping from Von Neumann-style programming was really more about APL-style languages than Lisp-style languages. |
| 19:04.39 | levi | APL is nigh-unusable now itself due to its dependence on special keyboards, but its successor J is still developed and productively used in niches. |
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| 19:06.34 | Jayce^ | fozzmoo: I love my $self; |
| 19:06.46 | goozbach | Jayce^: every night? |
| 19:06.55 | goozbach | sorry couldn't resist |
| 19:07.06 | fozzmoo | All day long, I assume. |
| 19:07.07 | Jayce^ | hey, with such a low startup time it's easy :D |
| 19:07.10 | fozzmoo | M-F, anyway. |
| 19:07.56 | jlp_znc | I used APL on a Honeywell Level 6 mainframe. the implementation used special keywords to represent the special symbols... for example, a quad character was represented by the keyword QUAD while a quoted quad was QQUAD. it complicated writing programs, but the line printer did have an APL print chain in it that you could request for printing your program. |
| 19:08.44 | jlp_znc | our instructor actually had an APL keyboard, too. he showed it to us, but wouldn't let us touch it. :-) |
| 19:09.33 | jlp_znc | it was a keyboard overlay on an IBM selectric-style terminal... he had a special APL symbol print head that he could put in. |
| 19:09.51 | levi | Iverson himself worked on J, so I think J is more of a successor than just a port to a different symbol set. I am not up-to-speed on the differences in semantics, though. |
| 19:11.12 | jlp_znc | http://www.cs.montana.edu/courses/fall2004/201/lectures/01/Ray.pdf <- this was my instructor... looks like he was still teaching, at least as of 2004 |
| 19:11.13 | levi | But there are some deep semantic connections between concatenative programming (i.e. stack-based like FORTH/Joy/Factor), Array programming a la APL/J, and point-free style programming in Haskell. |
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| 20:05.54 | youtah | Well I dreamt one morning |
| 20:05.59 | youtah | That I woke up to see |
| 20:06.06 | youtah | All the pepperoni pizza |
| 20:06.11 | youtah | Was a-looking at me |
| 20:06.20 | youtah | It screamed, why do you burn me |
| 20:06.40 | youtah | And serve me up cold. I said I got the spatula, Just do what you're told. |
| 20:06.56 | jlp_znc | have you tasted fried pepperoni? yummy. |
| 20:07.06 | youtah | Then the liver & onions, Started joining the fight, And the chocolate pudding, Pushed me with all its might. |
| 20:07.20 | youtah | I love this song |
| 20:07.38 | youtah | I totally forgot all about it |
| 20:08.35 | youtah | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a5--UAe_Qo |
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| 20:34.08 | keldwud | anybody have any experience with a paid linkedin account? |
| 20:34.29 | keldwud | trying to decide if $50 bucks will get me a job or if I should use that money for food instead |
| 20:35.27 | goozbach | keldwud: unless you're sure you can woo someone, I'd avoid it |
| 20:35.46 | keldwud | yeah, I suck at woo-ing people |
| 20:35.54 | Migs | There's enough jobs out there that you don't need to pay to find one |
| 20:36.00 | goozbach | ^^^ this |
| 20:36.02 | keldwud | if I could woo people, my daughter would have a mommy and I'd have a 75k job |
| 20:36.22 | Migs | I've paid to post job ads on LinkedIn before, though. Worked quite well, really. |
| 20:36.37 | keldwud | woo-ing people is a much more important skill than actual skills |
| 20:36.38 | Migs | keldwud: Sounds like you need to get your act together. |
| 20:36.44 | goozbach | welp, I'm at RC2 on my resume http://blog.friocorte.com/resume/ feedback please |
| 20:36.49 | keldwud | I wish they would have taught me that in school |
| 20:37.05 | Migs | I really do not like that gradient |
| 20:37.11 | keldwud | Migs: kind of sensitive right now due to getting laid off. |
| 20:37.15 | Migs | keldwud: Sorry |
| 20:37.19 | keldwud | it's okay :) |
| 20:37.20 | Migs | I'll lay off |
| 20:37.23 | Migs | GET IT? |
| 20:37.24 | Migs | but seriously |
| 20:37.24 | keldwud | I know you didn't intend any harm |
| 20:37.28 | fugue88 | Ditto about the gradient. At least, it's too dark at the top. |
| 20:37.36 | Migs | My task now is to find YOU a job. Where's your resume? |
| 20:37.50 | keldwud | I probably should have had my resume evaluated before I spammed it to a couple dozen places |
| 20:38.02 | Migs | you can always update it |
| 20:38.06 | keldwud | I wish there were a hundred jobs available |
| 20:38.08 | goozbach | keldwud: I've spent the last 10 days working on mine |
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| 20:38.12 | keldwud | then I would be guaranteed to get a job |
| 20:38.19 | goozbach | gradient too dark? |
| 20:38.22 | goozbach | that's easy |
| 20:38.24 | Migs | according to dice.com, there's 73,499 jobs |
| 20:38.29 | Migs | all ripe for the picking |
| 20:39.11 | keldwud | oh yeah, I forgot to do dice, careerbuilder, and monster |
| 20:39.15 | Migs | goozbach: I think it looks good overall |
| 20:39.26 | keldwud | although careerbuilder is more like recruiter-builder |
| 20:39.34 | Migs | the paragraph under Goozbach Infrastructure Solutions, LLC is a bit long |
| 20:39.40 | jlp_znc | I'm sitting here thinking "what gradient"... then realized they were looking at the pdf. |
| 20:39.41 | Migs | I found myself not reading the whole thing |
| 20:39.51 | Migs | jlp_znc: It's on the HTML too |
| 20:39.52 | keldwud | oh yeah, I should check reddit, too |
| 20:40.01 | jlp_znc | wasn't in my browser. :-( |
| 20:40.20 | fugue88 | jlp_znc: lynx? |
| 20:40.21 | jlp_znc | chrome 31.0.1650.63 |
| 20:40.23 | fugue88 | :P |
| 20:40.29 | goozbach | jlp_znc: the gradient isnt in your html? |
| 20:40.31 | goozbach | should be |
| 20:40.41 | goozbach | keldwud: reddit.com/r/sysadminjobs |
| 20:40.41 | Migs | 31.0.1650.63 too |
| 20:40.45 | goozbach | couple jr jobs there |
| 20:40.47 | jlp_znc | ahh, it is now... just forced a full reload. I must have been looking at a cached version. |
| 20:40.58 | Migs | it's a really awful gradient, so I wish it WASN'T there |
| 20:41.05 | Migs | ooo, make it slightly blue |
| 20:41.16 | Migs | NO, red |
| 20:41.18 | goozbach | ok let's bikeshed table the layout |
| 20:41.19 | Migs | maybe green |
| 20:41.20 | jlp_znc | I see you took out one of the "infrastructure"s :-) |
| 20:42.02 | goozbach | layout/design and talk content |
| 20:42.14 | Migs | just sent you a linkedin request, goozbach |
| 20:42.28 | goozbach | I may be able to re-tool the blurb under goozbach as I've added some of that content to the summary |
| 20:42.51 | goozbach | and the graident may be too dark, my screen it looks nice |
| 20:42.58 | goozbach | but it may not when printed etc |
| 20:43.57 | Migs | I'd rather see a photo of you than a gradient |
| 20:44.16 | Migs | studies have shown interviewers respond more positively to resumes or job applications with a photo |
| 20:45.03 | keldwud | oooh, I haven't thought of adding a photo to my resume |
| 20:45.10 | keldwud | my photo has a beard :( |
| 20:45.30 | jlp_znc | my photo on linkedin is ... 12 years old? |
| 20:45.37 | jlp_znc | I should probably get a new one |
| 20:45.47 | keldwud | https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3721322/20130603_132429.jpg |
| 20:45.54 | keldwud | I should definitely get a new photo |
| 20:45.59 | fozzmoo | killed his LinkedIn account a few months ago |
| 20:46.02 | keldwud | maybe shave this monstrous beard I've been working on for a year |
| 20:46.08 | keldwud | sighs |
| 20:46.16 | keldwud | will that photo keep me from getting a job? |
| 20:46.20 | jlp_znc | yep |
| 20:46.24 | jlp_znc | :-) |
| 20:46.37 | Migs | no, just straighten it up |
| 20:46.40 | jlp_znc | I guess it depends on the job |
| 20:47.08 | Migs | it's too scraggly looking right now. |
| 20:47.14 | jnbek | brush it and throw some mane and tail in that bad boy |
| 20:47.20 | Migs | ^^^ |
| 20:47.35 | keldwud | I have a comb for it and some oils |
| 20:47.37 | Migs | just go get a haircut |
| 20:47.38 | Migs | take a shower! |
| 20:47.44 | jnbek | :) |
| 20:47.51 | Migs | sit up straight! do your homework! |
| 20:47.55 | Migs | eat your veggies |
| 20:47.59 | jlp_znc | get off my lawn! |
| 20:48.47 | jnbek | I been contemplating buzzing my beard too |
| 20:48.55 | jnbek | everyone is getting to used to the way I look right now |
| 20:49.02 | Migs | I would never get rid of my beard |
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| 20:49.20 | shalkie | Everytime my beard gets caught in something I start to wonder about shaving it. |
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| 20:50.18 | jlp_znc | every time my beard gets caught in something, I start to wonder when I grew a beard. |
| 20:50.32 | jlp_znc | it kinda sneaks up on you when you're not looking |
| 20:51.59 | jlp_znc | hmm, another person liked my review of "How to Avoid Huge Ships" on Goodreads. |
| 20:52.16 | jlp_znc | https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/294585874 |
| 20:52.30 | goozbach | keldwud: you need 10+ years unix exp to have a beard be an asset :( |
| 20:53.05 | goozbach | :) |
| 20:54.33 | keldwud | "Write an original 40-60 word poem about your current or most recent job into the text field below" |
| 20:54.54 | keldwud | goozbach: yeah, I was hoping I could just pretend the beard was from linux admin ;) |
| 20:59.32 | Migs | lolol http://www.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1v4nmd/should_i_give_up_and_go_back_to_school/ |
| 20:59.33 | Migs | "It sounds crazy, because I'm only 23 and graduated in 2012, but my liberal arts major is unpractical and has been almost zero help in getting me a decent job." |
| 20:59.38 | Migs | YOU DON'T SAY! |
| 21:01.27 | keldwud | http://pastie.org/8630624 |
| 21:04.00 | Migs | that poem doesn't even rhyme |
| 21:04.52 | keldwud | well excuse me :-p |
| 21:05.03 | keldwud | I have about another two dozen jobs to apply for |
| 21:05.18 | keldwud | it was the best I could do and still manage time for the rest of my day. I suck at rhyming :) |
| 21:08.59 | Migs | Official Iranian news agency says Snowden docs reveal that aliens are directing US foreign policy. http://bit.ly/AlienJihad |
| 21:09.46 | shalkie | goozbach: You should grow one. The little ones find it amusing at the right age. Might wait until they are out of the pulling stage though... |
| 21:10.24 | goozbach | shalkie: I lack the proper foliciles(sp?) |
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| 21:15.33 | Jayce^ | Migs: I keep looking for the "fars == farce" this is another onion site link.. too funny |
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| 21:17.53 | Migs | http://www.ksl.com/?sid=28311551§ion=featured-story Hunter claims to have killed Bigfoot in Texas |
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| 21:19.50 | youtah | nachos |
| 21:22.06 | Migs | chimichanga |
| 21:22.44 | youtah | if he had nailed nachos to the tree, Bigfoot would have been caught much sooner |
| 21:22.53 | youtah | They're much better than any ribs from Walmart |
| 21:23.09 | Migs | most things are much better than any ribs from Walmart |
| 21:23.27 | Jayce^ | ^^ |
| 21:23.44 | Migs | the best thing about ribs from Walmart is being able to poop it out later |
| 21:36.51 | keldwud | teleperformance is hiring some senior positions, goozbach |
| 21:36.59 | keldwud | both network or systems |
| 21:37.06 | goozbach | just lightend the gradient |
| 21:37.11 | goozbach | should be better now |
| 21:37.46 | keldwud | and there appears to still be an open sr admin position at adobe |
| 21:37.57 | keldwud | I'm a bit shy on experience to work with them |
| 21:38.03 | keldwud | although.... my CTO came from adobe... |
| 21:38.17 | keldwud | maybe I could get him to get me an interview there if he sstill has contacts |
| 21:38.26 | keldwud | -er |
| 21:38.29 | keldwud | *ex CTO |
| 21:38.32 | keldwud | :( |
| 21:41.19 | jlp_znc | somebody here is currently at adobe... rsimpkins maybe? |
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| 21:55.37 | Jayce^ | there are a few pluggers there with him |
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| 23:08.56 | keldwud | well I screwed up already. |
| 23:09.13 | keldwud | what do I answer when somebody directly asks me what my salary requirements are? |
| 23:10.38 | yukaia-work | you answer honestly. |
| 23:10.46 | levi | Wow, now wonder this machine sucks at media transcoding. It's only a Sempron 2800+ at 1.6Ghz. |
| 23:11.50 | jlp_znc | keldwud: I usually say something like "I'm currently at $NNNk". Of course, I try to have this part of the conversation done well before I've invested any time in the application process. |
| 23:12.28 | levi | It helps to know what average rates are at the time. |
| 23:12.46 | keldwud | she called me while I was on the road |
| 23:12.55 | keldwud | so I fumbled and told her between 45 and 50 |
| 23:13.06 | keldwud | I'm pretty sure it was one of those 28 - 32 jobs |
| 23:13.15 | keldwud | she said it wasn't entry level, though |
| 23:13.34 | keldwud | and she said salary not wage |
| 23:13.40 | keldwud | so maybe I wasn't too far off |
| 23:14.05 | joshh | 28-32 is like taco bell level |
| 23:14.22 | keldwud | no, taco bell is 18 - 22 |
| 23:14.25 | joshh | better off avoiding a place that underpays that bad |
| 23:14.34 | keldwud | $lastjob was 28,600 for me |
| 23:14.43 | keldwud | but I'm sure as hell not telling future employers that |
| 23:14.56 | keldwud | and that 28k was a 5k raise from my original wage |
| 23:15.46 | joshh | i'd say early in, make sure the range is ok, then later after they decide they want you, tell them what you want/need to take it |
| 23:28.21 | jlp_znc | shnikes, keldwud, don't tell them you were making $28.6k. pick some range you can live with and tell them that. |
| 23:28.40 | keldwud | 45-50 :) |
| 23:28.53 | keldwud | but I think that may be a bit high for reality |
| 23:28.54 | keldwud | :( |
| 23:29.05 | jlp_znc | but you should definitely hold that conversation early in the process. no point in wasting the time if they can't pay you what you need. |
| 23:29.18 | jlp_znc | did you get any severence from your previous company? |
| 23:30.02 | keldwud | yeah, three weeks |
| 23:30.12 | keldwud | it was a good breakup |
| 23:30.20 | keldwud | they didn't leave me high and dry |
| 23:30.38 | keldwud | pretty generous actually |
| 23:30.47 | keldwud | considering some of the other bits of the severance |
| 23:31.35 | keldwud | I'm also considering going back to school again |
| 23:31.48 | keldwud | I quit before because I was working |
| 23:32.03 | jlp_znc | ahh, yeah, if you can stomach it, go back to school. |
| 23:32.05 | keldwud | and I had to have a job to get my daughter |
| 23:32.13 | jlp_znc | I could never bring myself to go back :-) |
| 23:32.15 | keldwud | but the school loans are enough to cover rent |
| 23:32.21 | keldwud | and I have daycare assistance |
| 23:32.38 | joshh | say "i prefer to discuss comp later on, but i assume you can at least pay around <X high amount> right?" |
| 23:32.38 | jlp_znc | I worked at byu for 6 years... could have gone to classes for free, but couldn't ever convince myself to sign up. |
| 23:32.43 | keldwud | although it's already the 13 :( |
| 23:32.46 | jlp_znc | I was pretty burned out |
| 23:33.04 | keldwud | joshh: that sounds like a good recommendation, actually. thanks :) |
| 23:33.05 | jlp_znc | slcc.edu classes started today |
| 23:33.31 | keldwud | it would be *so* nice to go to school full time |
| 23:33.42 | keldwud | because I could actually study at school while my daughter is in daycare |
| 23:33.50 | keldwud | instead of trying to study at home while she is home |
| 23:33.54 | keldwud | that's just not fair to her |
| 23:37.25 | youtah | Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| 23:37.28 | youtah | Wassup |
| 23:40.58 | keldwud | what? who doesn't accept PDFs for resume uploads? |
| 23:42.57 | fungus | lol, someone you don't want to work for... :P |
| 23:43.37 | Jayce^ | reminds me of a discussion about our current HR person that handles resumes... fozzmoo has a fun time ripping on that |
| 23:43.40 | joshh | these days the recruiters here just hand me people's linkedin printouts |
| 23:43.43 | keldwud | yeah, that would be the day. When I actually have more than one choice for employment :) |
| 23:43.48 | joshh | instead of a full resume most of the time |
| 23:44.11 | Jayce^ | similar to what I get |
| 23:44.22 | Jayce^ | (since I'm not hiring the baseline people) |
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| 23:44.38 | keldwud | god I hate job searching. Putting my social security number and birthdate into all sorts of places :( |
| 23:44.42 | keldwud | and doing psych evals |
| 23:44.49 | keldwud | it's just horrible |
| 23:44.50 | joshh | ya, i just get those before i take part in interviews |
| 23:45.15 | joshh | makes me feel dumb for having a super bare bones linked in, but im also not currently looking, so hard to get motivated to spruce it up |
| 23:45.25 | Jayce^ | guesses that keldwud is apply for our tech support here based on those statements :) |
| 23:46.24 | keldwud | OMG |
| 23:46.28 | keldwud | early out day :( |
| 23:46.33 | keldwud | gah. I always forget |
| 23:46.43 | keldwud | rushes off to get his daughter late like every monday |
| 23:47.06 | joshh | if only we had devices that could send us notices and reminders |
| 23:47.59 | jlp_znc | joshh: I tell recruiters that my linkedin profile *is* my resume. |
| 23:48.13 | joshh | ya, it pretty much is nowadays |
| 23:48.29 | jlp_znc | I do have an alternate resume... in text format. nobody seems to like it, though. |
