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| 14:50.22 | mrpull | Tene: I just got a twitter DM from you... |
| 14:50.56 | mrpull | well... probably not from _you_. better change that password. |
| 14:53.04 | eightyeight | same |
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| 15:13.08 | Tene | mrpull: Yeah, everybody did. |
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| 15:31.17 | eightyeight | weak password? |
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| 15:39.02 | keldwud_ | maybe both :) |
| 15:39.15 | keldwud_ | oh hey, planned parenthood is hiring an IT System Administrator |
| 15:39.24 | keldwud_ | a full time *and* a part time |
| 15:39.41 | keldwud_ | great place to meet chicks, right? ;) |
| 15:43.05 | harleypig__ | I thought that was the abortion clinic ... |
| 15:43.12 | jsmith | keldwud_: They're not "chicks", they're women. They're someone's sister or daughter or mother. |
| 15:43.48 | harleypig__ | Uh oh ... pc is rearing it's head ... |
| 15:44.13 | keldwud_ | is this one that I should gracefully bow out of? |
| 15:44.33 | keldwud_ | I feel this is going to be a lose/lose situation |
| 15:44.47 | Jayce^ | "How many times have I told you, never call chicks broads!" |
| 15:44.49 | keldwud_ | so I'll accept my loss right now, regardless of how it made me look because I said chiks |
| 15:44.55 | keldwud_ | *chicks |
| 15:45.04 | keldwud_ | I'll have to live with that fact for the rest of my life ;) |
| 15:45.24 | keldwud_ | I will forever be known as the guy who referred to a human femal as "chick" :) |
| 15:45.30 | keldwud_ | accepts the branding |
| 15:45.51 | keldwud_ | at what point is it okay to stop feeling shame for myself? |
| 15:49.38 | harleypig__ | femal? |
| 15:49.48 | harleypig__ | keldwud_: never accept shame from anyone else |
| 15:49.54 | keldwud_ | oh yeah, I was going to ask, when I'm defining a service (nagios/icinga), can I assign that service to a hostgroup instead of a host_name? |
| 15:50.03 | keldwud_ | whoops, yeah I meant female |
| 15:50.06 | stderr- | in the context of Planned Parenthood, it wouldn't kill you to show a little decorum. |
| 15:50.20 | harleypig__ | screw decorum |
| 15:50.26 | keldwud_ | classiness is one of my failings as a real person :( |
| 15:50.52 | keldwud_ | I tend to forget that there are certain things you don't joke about or shouldn't be so light about |
| 15:50.57 | stderr- | yes, screw decorum. Because freedom means you get to act like a immature dick. |
| 15:50.59 | keldwud_ | because there are serious things in this world |
| 15:51.24 | stderr- | I forgot this was #middleagedguysactinglikeprebubescents |
| 15:51.26 | stderr- | My mistake. |
| 15:51.31 | harleypig__ | when decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out |
| 15:51.38 | stderr- | It's not repression. |
| 15:51.45 | stderr- | I'm not repressing anyone. |
| 15:52.09 | keldwud_ | if this is what happens when I say the word chick, I really should be careful in the future |
| 15:52.21 | harleypig__ | repression is the rejection of painful or disagreeable ideas |
| 15:52.40 | harleypig__ | keldwud_: it won't usually, I just happen to be listening at the moment. |
| 15:54.18 | stderr- | Repression is not the rejection of painful or disagreeable ideas. You're using it as an excuse to act like immature idiots. When you use repression as a crutch to be able to act like a dipshit, you've completely diluted the actual meaning of "repression". |
| 15:54.23 | harleypig__ | stderr-: and I'm not middle aged, I'm approaching old fart |
| 15:54.46 | keldwud_ | wait, so you're calling me a dipshit? :-p |
| 15:54.48 | stderr- | Repression is, and I quote, "the action of subduing someone or something by force." |
| 15:54.54 | harleypig__ | When you resort to name-calling you're just lowering yourself to our level. |
| 15:55.05 | stderr- | noone is forcing keldwud to be appropriate. |
| 15:55.25 | harleypig__ | re·pres·sion [ri-presh-uhn] Show IPA noun 1. the act of repressing; state of being repressed. 2. Psychoanalysis . the rejection from consciousness of painful or disagreeable ideas, memories, feelings, or impulses. |
| 15:55.33 | stderr- | Society is built around letting people know what's acceptable and what is not. |
| 15:55.48 | harleypig__ | And I disagree with you about what's acceptable and what's not. |
| 15:55.51 | harleypig__ | thbbbppptt |
| 15:55.53 | stderr- | making a joke about picking up women at Planned Parenthood isn't particularly acceptable. |
| 15:55.58 | stderr- | Really? |
| 15:56.01 | stderr- | Do we have any women in here? |
| 15:56.13 | harleypig__ | Mooooommmmm! |
| 15:56.15 | stderr- | I want to know if they feel repressed with that sort of joke floating around. |
| 15:56.46 | stderr- | What do you think is more repressive - a hostile environment by immature men, or someone chiding someone else about a tasteless joke? |
| 15:56.48 | harleypig__ | I think you're confusing Oppresion with REpression |
| 15:57.02 | stderr- | You can't spell, either. |
| 15:57.10 | harleypig__ | ... |
| 15:57.11 | harleypig__ | ow |
| 15:57.13 | harleypig__ | that hurt |
| 15:57.17 | harleypig__ | that really, really hurt |
| 15:57.20 | stderr- | Maybe you should go back to college and enjoy some frat parties, brah. |
| 15:57.21 | harleypig__ | What'd I misspell? |
| 15:57.23 | stderr- | want to hit this bong? |
| 15:57.34 | stderr- | like totally dawg. |
| 15:57.44 | skrike | GOOD MORNING #UTAH |
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| 15:58.12 | harleypig__ | Annnnd now we're at the whatever the fuck making fun of someone is called in discussion |
| 15:58.14 | keldwud_ | 420BLAZEITFAGGOT! |
| 15:58.22 | harleypig__ | :D |
| 15:58.27 | skrike | stderr: there are no bongs in utah, dont lie. |
| 15:58.41 | stderr- | If you don't want to be treated like an immature frat kid, don't act like one. |
| 15:58.43 | keldwud_ | because I'm the new guy and a noob around here, I will defer to the majority |
| 15:58.54 | harleypig__ | stderr ... wait ... you mean, you're the error output?! I should've known ... |
| 15:58.59 | keldwud_ | but I do feel that it escalated pretty quickly |
| 15:59.10 | harleypig__ | Welll, that was partly my fault. |
| 15:59.15 | harleypig__ | I do like stirring things up. |
| 15:59.19 | Jayce^ | keldwud_: because you're new, learn that harleypig__ loves making fun of everthing, and stderr- is the resident troll |
| 15:59.20 | keldwud_ | you instigater you |
| 15:59.21 | harleypig__ | But, stderr helped. |
| 15:59.24 | overridemymind | don't do that. the majority doesn't know shit. that's mob rule. and mobs are big stupid animals |
| 15:59.31 | keldwud_ | owait, I thought harleypig__ was the resident troll |
| 15:59.33 | keldwud_ | lol |
| 15:59.34 | overridemymind | like... pack mentality = huffigng paint |
| 15:59.35 | harleypig__ | points his ... finger |
| 15:59.39 | skrike | I thought I was the resident troll. |
| 15:59.45 | skrike | I need to try harder |
| 15:59.51 | harleypig__ | I'm not troll, though I look like one |
| 15:59.58 | Jayce^ | true 'nuff |
| 15:59.59 | stderr- | please, you're amateur hour. |
| 16:00.01 | keldwud_ | skrike: call women chicks and you'lll win that one ;) |
| 16:00.04 | Jayce^ | especially the pvp troll :) |
| 16:00.07 | stderr- | now I'm going to go pick up some chicks at the aboriton clinic. |
| 16:00.12 | stderr- | abortion* |
| 16:00.16 | harleypig__ | You know, the bible says the devil is a woman... |
| 16:00.17 | overridemymind | call women chicks? that's uncommon? TIL |
| 16:00.24 | harleypig__ | speaking of spelling |
| 16:00.24 | skrike | planned parenthood != abortion clinic. duh. |
| 16:00.37 | Jayce^ | too bad nobody caught my UHF reference |
| 16:00.42 | keldwud_ | yeah, I could see how tasteless it would be at an abortion clinic |
| 16:01.03 | overridemymind | taste at an abortion clinic? |
| 16:01.06 | keldwud_ | but planned parenthood is a different story. I mean, people go there to get condoms |
| 16:01.09 | overridemymind | seems ironic to me |
| 16:01.11 | skrike | exactly. |
| 16:01.22 | skrike | and birth control. and pap smears. and bagel shmears. |
| 16:01.29 | overridemymind | that's why I throw shit at cars in the parking lot of abortion clinics |
| 16:01.34 | harleypig__ | isnt' that schmears? |
| 16:01.34 | overridemymind | it's a free for all bonanza |
| 16:01.35 | Jayce^ | lol skrike was going the make the pap reference too.. |
| 16:01.50 | keldwud_ | wait, they have bagels at planned parenthood? |
| 16:01.51 | skrike | harley: isnt it a made up word anyway? |
| 16:02.01 | overridemymind | dude free bagels? |
| 16:02.02 | stderr- | yes, clearly, the tech culture bears no responsibility for driving women away 9_9. |
| 16:02.11 | harleypig__ | skrike: that's beside the point! :> |
| 16:02.15 | overridemymind | there's no stove in the server room |
| 16:02.18 | overridemymind | I checked |
| 16:02.33 | harleypig__ | just turn off the fans |
| 16:02.37 | skrike | sudo make me a sandwich |
| 16:02.38 | harleypig__ | it'll be an oven |
| 16:02.43 | keldwud_ | *cough*white-knight*coughcough* |
| 16:02.43 | skrike | no stove required |
| 16:02.51 | keldwud_ | clears his throat obnoxiously |
| 16:02.58 | keldwud_ | ;) |
| 16:02.58 | harleypig__ | keldwud_: you mean, like ... mangina? |
| 16:03.01 | stderr- | I'm not a white knight. I just have two daughters, and another on the way. |
| 16:03.08 | skrike | stderr: grats. |
| 16:03.09 | keldwud_ | I have a daughter too :) |
| 16:03.11 | stderr- | I don't read sexist comments into everything. |
| 16:03.11 | harleypig__ | stderr-: I have two *teenage* daughters |
| 16:03.19 | overridemymind | so do I. kitchens are safe places |
| 16:03.25 | stderr- | harleypig__: yea, what would you do if I went up to one and told them they had a nice ass? |
| 16:03.33 | stderr- | Don't repress me. |
| 16:03.35 | harleypig__ | overridemymind: they have to be, bare feet and all that |
| 16:03.47 | keldwud_ | I'm just having a difficult time making the jump from juvenile humor to offending women to the point that they feel opressed or uncomfortable |
| 16:03.56 | stderr- | I'm a free guy right? Decorum is for oppressors and the repressed. |
| 16:03.57 | harleypig__ | stderr-: I'd laugh at you while you were wiping the blood off your lip |
| 16:04.05 | keldwud_ | stderr-: now why would you do that? would you do it to be vindictive? |
| 16:04.10 | harleypig__ | My daughters would both slap you silly. |
| 16:04.12 | keldwud_ | or would you do it because you like teenage girls? |
| 16:04.14 | keldwud_ | :-p |
| 16:04.26 | stderr- | I wouldn't do either. I'd show some... decorum. |
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| 16:04.42 | keldwud_ | CALL HER A CHICK! BITCHES LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL THEM CHICKS |
| 16:04.44 | keldwud_ | ducks |
| 16:04.47 | overridemymind | decorum is for people that are too afraid of what other people think to say what's on their minds |
| 16:04.49 | keldwud_ | hand grenade, incoming |
| 16:04.59 | skrike | yeah. at least have an angel to tell you to compliment uderage girls before you do it. |
| 16:05.25 | harleypig__ | ... |
| 16:05.32 | harleypig__ | My son just pointed something out to me. |
| 16:05.35 | keldwud_ | I'm so sorry guys, I do feel the teensiest bit bad for starting a flameware by saying chick and making a juvenile joke |
| 16:05.39 | harleypig__ | I can't believe I never saw it before. |
| 16:05.54 | harleypig__ | He asked if STDERR meant 'Sexually Transmitted Disease Error' |
| 16:05.56 | harleypig__ | :D :D :D |
| 16:06.04 | overridemymind | tell him yes, yes it does |
| 16:06.15 | keldwud_ | oh snap! |
| 16:06.28 | keldwud_ | harleypig__'s son++ |
| 16:06.30 | harleypig__ | keldwud_: You shouldn't. Boards need to be removed from peoples asses ... |
| 16:06.31 | stderr- | I wouldn't make planned parenthood jokes around any of your wives and kids. |
| 16:06.45 | stderr- | and I wouldn't make one in a public channel, because I don't know how many women might be in here, or who might take offense. |
| 16:06.57 | stderr- | That's called maturity and decorum. |
| 16:06.59 | overridemymind | this is a serious question |
| 16:07.03 | harleypig__ | I would and do. My daughter told me a funny abortion joke the other day ... |
| 16:07.03 | overridemymind | who cares what other people think? |
| 16:07.13 | overridemymind | I could take offense at literally anything someone says |
| 16:07.19 | keldwud_ | literally? |
| 16:07.19 | overridemymind | other people's feels are not my problem |
| 16:07.27 | harleypig__ | You can only take offense, not give it. |
| 16:07.28 | overridemymind | KELDWUD YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK |
| 16:07.39 | keldwud_ | but people can be offended by poop jokes too |
| 16:07.42 | stderr- | Yes, clearly, you should be able to say whatever you like then. |
| 16:07.50 | keldwud_ | but we don't go around worrying about protecting those who are offended by them |
| 16:07.57 | stderr- | since anything can be taken offensively, you're completely free to do or say whatever you want in public. |
| 16:08.03 | overridemymind | yes. and in return they should be able to say what they like to you |
| 16:08.03 | keldwud_ | I don't feel like I should say anything I like, however |
| 16:08.08 | overridemymind | it's called free speech |
| 16:08.15 | stderr- | No, that's not free speech. |
| 16:08.15 | keldwud_ | I'm not going to walk up to somebody and call them names and denigrate them |
| 16:08.22 | overridemymind | yes, that's exactly free speech |
| 16:08.25 | stderr- | No, it isn't. |
| 16:08.31 | keldwud_ | YES IT IS |
| 16:08.42 | keldwud_ | somebody say no it isn't |
| 16:08.44 | stderr- | No, being able to say anything you want to anyone anywhere is NOT free speech. |
| 16:08.47 | overridemymind | show me where it says that you have the right to not be offended, and I'll show you a deed to the brooklyn bridge |
| 16:08.47 | skrike | he is free to say it, and he is free to be ridiculed and forced to stand up for his words |
| 16:08.57 | overridemymind | ^ |
| 16:09.02 | skrike | thats free speech |
| 16:09.09 | stderr- | I haven't said anything about "not being offended". |
| 16:09.15 | keldwud_ | is on trial |
| 16:09.26 | skrike | I CANT BELIEVE YOU USED THE WORD DENIGRATE |
| 16:09.28 | skrike | I AM OFFENDED |
| 16:09.31 | keldwud_ | for the charge of offending women everywhere with tasteless jokes |
| 16:09.51 | keldwud_ | somebody call HR, quick ;) |
| 16:10.17 | keldwud_ | I'm really not helping my case any. I should have just left it alone from the beginning. Now I'll never be able to get a job from here :( |
| 16:10.23 | stderr- | The freedom of speech is NOT absolute, nor is it an excuse for immature behavior. You're disgracing the Constitution by implying either. |
| 16:10.35 | overridemymind | bullshit |
| 16:10.37 | keldwud_ | cuz I'll be remembered as that immature misogynist who doesn't respect women |
| 16:10.42 | skrike | no its not an excuse for immature behavior |
| 16:10.47 | skrike | which is why youre calling him on it |
| 16:10.51 | skrike | which is your free speech |
| 16:10.52 | harleypig__ | This! This is a video representation of #utah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmsRcsl_xA |
| 16:11.05 | skrike | it works both ways |
| 16:11.10 | Jayce^ | it does fit the discussion |
| 16:11.16 | stderr- | This isn't a Constitutional argument. |
| 16:11.26 | skrike | yeah quit godwinning the argument |
| 16:11.28 | overridemymind | I have actually defended said constitution you little worm. |
| 16:11.33 | stderr- | Little worm? |
| 16:11.34 | overridemymind | and as you just said, that's not the point |
| 16:11.43 | stderr- | Who the fuck are you? |
| 16:11.48 | keldwud_ | is it bad that I'm laughing the whole time we are having this discussion? |
| 16:11.56 | harleypig__ | stderr-: Who the fuck are *you* |
| 16:11.58 | harleypig__ | ? |
| 16:11.58 | Jayce^ | ditto |
| 16:12.00 | overridemymind | ^ |
| 16:12.07 | harleypig__ | keldwud_: me too |
| 16:12.09 | harleypig__ | and my son |
| 16:12.20 | harleypig__ | too bad my daughters are in the kitchen |
| 16:12.23 | harleypig__ | wait ... I mean school |
| 16:12.29 | keldwud_ | omg oh, I never knew I would get so much entertainment out of stating that I could potentially meet "chicks" at planned parenthood if I were employed there |
| 16:12.44 | stderr- | I'm stderr, Josh Fenio, resident #utah troll, etc, etc |
| 16:12.54 | Jayce^ | I was trying to work, now I'm laughing my butt off at this |
| 16:13.05 | peno | i like turtles |
| 16:13.11 | keldwud_ | peno++ |
| 16:13.14 | skrike | stderr:NICE MUSTACHE |
| 16:13.18 | harleypig__ | peno: It's turtles all the way down! |
| 16:13.19 | keldwud_ | THAT IS AN IMMATURE JOKE PENO! |
| 16:13.35 | Jayce^ | peno watches turtle porn? |
| 16:13.39 | keldwud_ | you are not excused from your inability to make high brow tasteful jokes |
| 16:13.46 | harleypig__ | ok ... I'm out ... errands to run, women to disrespect ... |
| 16:13.54 | overridemymind | IM SO GODDAMNED OFFENDED |
| 16:14.00 | keldwud_ | we only respect people who don't display immature characteristics and juvenile behaviors ;) |
| 16:14.01 | peno | Jayce^: yep, I'm done with your copies. Thanks! |
| 16:14.12 | Jayce^ | anytime man |
| 16:14.29 | keldwud_ | harleypig__: because we know anyone that makes tasteless jokes also disrespects women, amirite? |
| 16:14.41 | keldwud_ | okay, I'll admit, that was a weak straw man |
| 16:14.47 | keldwud_ | and I felt bad as soon as I hit enter |
| 16:14.52 | keldwud_ | should feel bad |
| 16:14.54 | overridemymind | no you didn't |
| 16:15.04 | overridemymind | this is the internet |
| 16:15.07 | overridemymind | shame doesn't exist here |
| 16:15.21 | keldwud_ | true, if there were shame, I wouldn't have made said joke in the first place |
| 16:15.25 | stderr- | It's amazing how #utah has completely changed from a channel 6 years ago that was so uptight that if you used the word "shit" you'd be kicked, and has completely transformed into a channel where you can talk about meeting chicks at Planned Parenthood, and noone thinks that's destructive to the community at large. |
| 16:15.59 | keldwud_ | there's a quicker way to get me to change my behavior |
| 16:16.00 | overridemymind | so fewer mormons are on IRC then |
| 16:16.08 | keldwud_ | rather than berate me :) |
| 16:16.12 | overridemymind | now THAT is a joke |
| 16:16.20 | overridemymind | mormans are pretty wholesome dudes, see? |
| 16:16.25 | overridemymind | at least all that I've met |
| 16:16.27 | keldwud_ | "hey keldwud_, I'm personally offended by that joke you made, could you please not make such jokes in the future?" |
| 16:16.38 | stderr- | I didn't berate anyone. |
| 16:16.42 | keldwud_ | oh :( |
| 16:16.52 | stderr- | I said "in the context of Planned Parenthood, it wouldn't kill you to show a little decorum." |
| 16:17.01 | keldwud_ | also, I liked the "things were better back in the old days" spin you put on it :) |
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| 16:17.18 | keldwud_ | and the "your jokes are destroying my community" |
| 16:17.19 | stderr- | And then I got jumped over like I was Barack Hitler Obama enrolling everyone forcibly into a mandrassa. |
| 16:17.21 | keldwud_ | that part was good too |
| 16:17.31 | keldwud_ | DAE HITLER? stderr- does! |
| 16:17.46 | keldwud_ | googles mandrassa |
| 16:18.02 | stderr- | Yes, clearly, I'm the troll, and keldwud is adding value to the channel. Good job Jayce^. |
| 16:18.08 | stderr- | shakes his head and goes back to work. |
| 16:18.10 | keldwud_ | google asks me if I mean madrasa |
| 16:18.20 | keldwud_ | I have free hugs for anyone who wants one |
| 16:19.08 | keldwud_ | aw man |
| 16:20.51 | overridemymind | that feeling when someone takes shit way too seriously |
| 16:21.25 | keldwud_ | or that feeling when somebody like me doesn't take shit seriously enough? |
| 16:21.31 | keldwud_ | I think that is what the issue is here |
| 16:21.44 | keldwud_ | I wasn't taking umm.. something seriously |
| 16:21.50 | keldwud_ | scrolls back and re-reads |
| 16:22.10 | skrike | yeah, you should re-hash it over and over until you understand. |
| 16:22.12 | keldwud_ | also, why is Jayce^ getting blamed for this? |
| 16:22.23 | keldwud_ | skrike: touche |
| 16:22.49 | keldwud_ | that is one of my weak points. I do have the bad habit of re-hashing shit to the point of annoyance. |
| 16:23.34 | keldwud_ | so about my question on nagios/icinga, can I assign services to hostgroups or do I always have to assign services to host_names? |
| 16:25.03 | fungus | keldwud_, yes, hostgroups are ok. It's a good way to simplify. |
| 16:26.15 | keldwud_ | the reason I was confused is because the documentation implies that I still have to have a host_name when I define a service |
| 16:26.41 | keldwud_ | so would I use host_name $hostgroup? or hostgroup_name instead? |
| 16:26.52 | fungus | yup, it is confusing. You can leave out the hostname on a service def in lieu of a hostgroup |
| 16:27.01 | keldwud_ | okay, good to know |
| 16:27.16 | keldwud_ | so I just use hostgroup_name in stead of host_name |
| 16:27.22 | keldwud_ | if I am understanding you correctly |
| 16:29.55 | keldwud_ | and this sure beats writing the same service over and over again for each host |
| 16:32.14 | neybar_work | Ok, so I have to rewind the conversation a bit. Did anyone actually watch the link that harleypig__ posted? |
| 16:32.49 | Jayce^ | raises his hand (ok, so I provided it to him) |
| 16:36.18 | keldwud_ | I didn't |
| 16:36.20 | keldwud_ | is it worth the watch? |
| 16:36.51 | neybar_work | define "worth it" I was laughing. |
| 16:37.08 | keldwud_ | laughing always counts as "worth it" |
| 16:37.11 | keldwud_ | haha |
| 16:37.20 | keldwud_ | yes. that accurately describes our tiff, for sure :) |
| 16:37.27 | keldwud_ | loveit, harleypig__ |
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| 16:41.17 | keldwud_ | I think I want to buy this game |
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| 16:47.52 | jima | keldwud_: i asked my wife (who ircs, but not in here) what she thought about your joke...she thought it was both offensive and funny. |
| 16:48.14 | keldwud_ | jima: thank you for the feedback :) |
| 16:48.31 | neybar_work | shhh jima, you are helping him refine his craft. |
| 16:48.42 | keldwud_ | I do admit that it contains a little bit of tastelessness, but I've always been okay with "immaturity" and juvenile humor |
| 16:49.10 | jima | "a little distasteful in the context" "ok, a lot" |
| 16:49.40 | jima | my wife is a telco geek, so maybe she isn't the best metric here ;-) |
| 16:49.52 | keldwud_ | would it have driven her away never to return to this channel again? |
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| 16:50.00 | keldwud_ | I think that was also one of the arguments |
| 16:50.02 | jima | uh-oh |
| 16:50.11 | keldwud_ | is that tastelessness would drive people away |
| 16:50.13 | jima | keldwud_: mind repeating that question? |
| 16:50.14 | skrike | Im offended you called your wife a telco geek |
| 16:50.23 | keldwud_ | lol |
| 16:50.27 | keldwud_ | "would it have driven her away never to return to this channel again?" |
| 16:50.39 | jima | phemale: would you be offended if i called you a telco geek? |
| 16:50.39 | neybar_work | lol |
| 16:50.50 | phemale | um, no. I am one |
| 16:51.12 | jima | caveat: i met her on irc, 14+ years ago. :-P |
| 16:51.41 | skrike | well when your domain is boobies.outspokengeek.net what did I expect? |
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| 16:51.56 | keldwud_ | omg you said boobies! |
| 16:52.08 | keldwud_ | shakes his head @ skrike |
| 16:52.09 | jima | technically the domain is the roommate's |
| 16:52.16 | jima | the fqdn...not so much. |
| 16:52.21 | neybar_work | I was trying to figure out how to bring that up skrike :) |
| 16:52.27 | phemale | well, outspokengeek is my roomate's domain, just a fun subdomain for me to use. |
| 16:52.31 | skrike | I miss my vanity domains |
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| 16:52.42 | jima | skrike: ipv6 is great for vanity hostnames |
| 16:52.56 | jima | anyone doing them on ipv4 should be ashamed |
| 16:53.02 | skrike | I leave my sessioned screened on a free shell my friend runs, so I can be picky |
| 16:53.11 | skrike | can't |
| 16:53.14 | skrike | whatever |
| 16:53.30 | jima | your friend needs ipv6 on their shell box, then ;-) |
| 16:53.43 | keldwud_ | I'm tempted to ditch my vanity domain |
| 16:53.54 | skrike | Im sure he has it, Im just too out of date with ipv6 to know |
| 16:54.22 | jima | keldwud_: 209.63.136.134 is freaking HILARIOUS though |
| 16:55.17 | Jayce^ | of the two girls I know that frequent here, they would have been far more offended by the language during the discussion than the joke |
| 16:56.08 | stderr- | the point isn't that a poor, weak woman might stumble upon the comment and die of fright, Jayce^. |
| 16:56.39 | phemale | if you are on irc, you need a thick skin. |
| 16:56.56 | stderr- | All I said was that there could be a bit more decorum and maturity when making a joke, something that takes a little more intelligence, too. |
| 16:57.10 | stderr- | And I get jumped on like I'm the next coming of Mussolini. |
| 16:57.23 | neybar_work | this point is that your felt self-righteous indignation at a joke and was offended that no one else was with you? |
| 16:57.39 | stderr- | it wasn't self-righteous indignation. |
| 16:57.43 | neybar_work | sure it was |
| 16:58.06 | phemale | this is more drama then a jerry springer show |
| 16:58.06 | neybar_work | and if it wasn't what was it? |
| 16:58.16 | stderr- | this is what I said "in the context of Planned Parenthood, it wouldn't kill you to show a little decorum." |
| 16:58.23 | stderr- | that's self-righteous indignation? |
| 16:58.45 | stderr- | The self-righteousness kicked in when everyone attacked me for saying that innocuous statement. |
| 16:59.11 | stderr- | "OH MY GOD! THE CONSTITUTION WAS PUT IN PLACE TO PROTECT THE MASSES FROM PEOPLE LIKE YOU! DEAR BABY JESUS!" |
| 16:59.12 | phemale | there are so many different reasons to go to planed parenthood, i think you guys are blowing the joke way out of proportion |
| 16:59.24 | stderr- | and THAT's what set me off. |
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| 17:00.51 | skrike | I wonder if you can hear how over this conversation I am. |
| 17:00.56 | stderr- | If a person can't say "man, you could put that a little better" without being jumped all over, that's the problem. Not the joke itself. |
| 17:00.58 | harleypig__ | I thought it was my 'screw decorum' reply |
| 17:02.00 | harleypig__ | And I don't remember any incarnation of Jesus being dragged into the conversation |
| 17:02.15 | Jayce^ | that's the art of offending while claiming offense |
| 17:02.23 | harleypig__ | and the constitution free speech thing wasn't kicked into the room until halfway through the fun and games. |
| 17:02.40 | stderr- | repression was brought up within minutes, come on now. |
| 17:03.03 | harleypig__ | and repression is automatically a discussion of the constitution? |
| 17:03.13 | Jayce^ | social and peer repression, yes |
| 17:03.19 | joshh | what was the initial planned parenthood joke/comment? |
| 17:03.24 | stderr- | I didn't bring up the constitution. |
| 17:03.30 | stderr- | You guys did. |
| 17:03.32 | harleypig__ | I didn't say you did. |
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| 17:03.42 | neybar_work | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS_1bzaj2fw |
| 17:03.49 | harleypig__ | You should really keep your facts strait. |
| 17:04.00 | stderr- | My facts are straight, you can be as pedantic as you want. |
| 17:04.09 | harleypig__ | I said strait, and I meant strait |
| 17:05.24 | skrike | keep your facts george |
| 17:05.43 | neybar_work | canyon you stop this argument? |
| 17:05.59 | overridemymind | no guys, don't |
| 17:06.08 | overridemymind | I love the smell of pissing contest in the morning |
| 17:06.17 | harleypig__ | which way is the wind blowing? |
| 17:06.22 | overridemymind | northerly sir |
| 17:06.24 | keldwud_ | joshh: I received a job notice that planned parenthood in utah was hiring |
| 17:06.31 | keldwud_ | and I said "good place to meet chicks" |
| 17:06.49 | harleypig__ | I believe you said it was a good "way" to meet chicks. |
| 17:06.50 | keldwud_ | that was the initial comment |
| 17:06.58 | harleypig__ | is pedantic |
| 17:06.58 | keldwud_ | yes, what harleypig__ said |
| 17:07.37 | jima | 09:39 < keldwud_> great place to meet chicks, right? ;) |
| 17:07.41 | keldwud_ | oh, also thanks for the reminder that I'm not masked, jima :) |
| 17:07.53 | jima | harleypig__: be pedantic as much as you want, as long as you're *right*. |
| 17:08.08 | harleypig__ | feh ... pedantry and correctness are not related |
| 17:08.09 | keldwud_ | jima 1, harleypig__ 0 |
| 17:08.20 | stderr- | wrong and pedantic seem to be SOAP for harleypig__ |
| 17:08.23 | harleypig__ | though they are often seen noodling |
| 17:08.23 | jima | if you're wrong, you might want to rethink pedantry. |
| 17:08.25 | stderr- | SOP* |
| 17:08.33 | harleypig__ | soap?! ick |
| 17:08.44 | harleypig__ | let's not drag disgusting protocols into this please. |
| 17:08.49 | jima | pedantry is pointless without correctness. |
| 17:08.55 | Jayce^ | dude, you got some XML on you... |
| 17:09.03 | jima | i'll agree with harleypig__ on the SOAP part though |
| 17:09.08 | harleypig__ | And this conversation is pointless ... |
| 17:09.13 | harleypig__ | but fun |
| 17:09.16 | stderr- | no, no, keep going. |
| 17:09.18 | keldwud_ | your fave is pointless! |
| 17:09.21 | keldwud_ | *face |
| 17:09.22 | keldwud_ | damnit |
| 17:09.28 | harleypig__ | *sniff* |
| 17:09.33 | harleypig__ | starts to sniffle |
| 17:09.40 | harleypig__ | that hurt |
| 17:09.49 | harleypig__ | no need to drag my face through the mud |
| 17:09.52 | Jayce^ | http://imgur.com/xiLxs |
| 17:10.02 | harleypig__ | wait ... mud wrestling! Yeah! That's the ticket ... |
| 17:10.10 | overridemymind | mmmm |
| 17:10.13 | overridemymind | mud wrestling |
| 17:10.16 | Jayce^ | harleypig__: sure there is a reason, use your beard as a filter |
| 17:10.18 | overridemymind | but only if the chicks are hawt |
| 17:10.21 | Jayce^ | maybe it'll get some color back :-D |
| 17:10.25 | keldwud_ | ohshi- |
| 17:10.30 | keldwud_ | blinks at overridemymind |
| 17:10.34 | keldwud_ | you didn't just go there! |
| 17:10.45 | overridemymind | lights a cigar |
| 17:10.46 | Jayce^ | overridemymind: have you seen harleypig__ ? now picture him as part of that wrestling... |
| 17:10.50 | Jayce^ | "Happy feelings gone" |
| 17:10.51 | overridemymind | :O |
| 17:10.51 | harleypig__ | They'll be covered in mud ... what does it matter? |
| 17:10.59 | overridemymind | I have a vagina now Jayce^ |
| 17:11.01 | overridemymind | dammit! |
| 17:11.08 | harleypig__ | I'd be part of that ... bikinis getting ripped off ... |
| 17:11.11 | overridemymind | crawled up inside and went "FU I'm out" |
| 17:11.15 | harleypig__ | mankinis getting ripped off |
| 17:11.18 | overridemymind | lol |
| 17:11.44 | stderr- | the sad part is even when you're immature, you're not funny. |
| 17:11.45 | harleypig__ | should do a prancersize video |
| 17:11.45 | Jayce^ | harleypig__: I've been saying it for years, you gotta get that shop up |
| 17:11.52 | stderr- | I can forgive immaturity when it has comedic value. |
| 17:11.59 | stderr- | But man you guys are terrible. |
| 17:12.14 | overridemymind | here's the thing... nobody gives a shit what you can or can't forgive |
| 17:12.17 | harleypig__ | stderr-: Is that board uncomfortable? Or have you gotten used to it? |
| 17:12.23 | stderr- | It's like robots who have watched 20 years of Full House trying to be funny to fit in with the humans. |
| 17:12.40 | harleypig__ | I don't think Full House was on for 20 years |
| 17:12.53 | stderr- | Good comeback! |
| 17:12.57 | overridemymind | harleypig__, LOTS of reruns |
| 17:12.58 | skrike | I dont think full house had a planned parenthood episode. Ill have to dust off my DVDs and verify. BRB. |
| 17:13.02 | Jayce^ | http://imgur.com/8y0QzHH |
| 17:13.08 | harleypig__ | holy crap ... 87 to 95?! |
| 17:13.18 | skrike | although DJ was dating that Steve guy for a while |
| 17:13.19 | harleypig__ | I didn't think it was on for that long |
| 17:13.26 | skrike | and uncle jesse was always up to no good |
| 17:13.58 | overridemymind | yeah they were on until the olsen twins stopped being cute little kids |
| 17:14.49 | Jayce^ | quick quick, next sexist joke is there somewhere..... |
| 17:14.52 | skrike | that never happened |
| 17:15.21 | harleypig__ | we could start some dead baby jokes ... |
| 17:15.36 | overridemymind | what's more fun than swinging a baby around on a rope? |
| 17:15.43 | overridemymind | stopping it with a shovel |
| 17:15.52 | harleypig__ | *snort* |
| 17:16.03 | harleypig__ | waits for stderr-'s head to explode |
| 17:16.39 | stderr- | DEAD BABY JOKES! OH. MY. GOD. |
| 17:16.51 | stderr- | the only thing dead here is humor. |
| 17:17.00 | stderr- | you've beaten it death with a shovel. |
| 17:17.04 | stderr- | it to* |
| 17:17.05 | skrike | IM OFFENDED YOU TOOK THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN |
| 17:17.31 | harleypig__ | stderr-: HEY! He's my God too! |
| 17:17.37 | overridemymind | nuh uh |
| 17:17.40 | overridemymind | he called dibs |
| 17:18.06 | overridemymind | of course... so did the romans, but who's keeping track anyhow |
| 17:18.25 | harleypig__ | I bet God is tired of people using him as a reason to oppress other people ... |
| 17:18.35 | harleypig__ | and calling dibs on him. |
| 17:19.34 | harleypig__ | woah, the *CHICK* who played Becky is a year older than me ... |
| 17:19.41 | overridemymind | HEY. guy gets hit by a bus and goes to hell, there happens to be a bar in hell. guy goes into the bar and sees hitler at one end |
| 17:19.43 | joshh | keldwud_: heh, nice |
| 17:19.49 | overridemymind | asks the bartender "is that really hitler?" |
| 17:20.00 | overridemymind | bartender says "yeah, and if you buy him a drink, he'll talk to you" |
| 17:20.18 | overridemymind | so he buys hitler a drink and asks him "so you killed 6 million jews, eh?" |
| 17:20.26 | overridemymind | "yeah. 6 million jews and four clowns" |
| 17:20.35 | overridemymind | guy asks "why four clowns!?" |
| 17:20.47 | overridemymind | bartender says "see, told you nobody gives a fuck about the jews" |
| 17:20.53 | overridemymind | *badum tiss* |
| 17:21.20 | harleypig__ | I grew up in a Orthodox Jewish neighborhood. |
| 17:21.38 | harleypig__ | Sweetest little old lady lived across the street from us. |
| 17:21.45 | harleypig__ | Gave us cookies and bagels and stuff. |
| 17:21.51 | overridemymind | holocaust survivor? |
| 17:21.56 | harleypig__ | Yep. |
| 17:22.01 | harleypig__ | I first heard that joke from her. |
| 17:22.04 | overridemymind | :O |
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| 17:22.40 | harleypig__ | Except she didn't say fuck. |
| 17:22.53 | overridemymind | ofc not, little old lady and all |
| 17:23.34 | harleypig__ | little old german jew lady who, until she was in her teens, was in a rich family and taught etiquette and decorum. |
| 17:25.38 | harleypig__ | I naively asked her why she got a tatoo of just numbers on her arm. |
| 17:25.50 | overridemymind | ouch |
| 17:25.57 | overridemymind | but I'm assuming you were like five at the time |
| 17:26.08 | harleypig__ | I was 8 I think. She handled it very well. |
| 17:27.24 | harleypig__ | I honestly don't remember what she told me, but I don't remember being made to be ashamed or embarrassed or anything. |
| 17:27.37 | harleypig__ | But everytime I think of the holocaust I think of her and her family. |
| 17:32.02 | harleypig__ | well. |
| 17:32.09 | harleypig__ | *That* killed the convo |
| 17:32.28 | overridemymind | went from zero to #realtalk in like .5 seconds |
| 17:34.49 | harleypig__ | heh |
| 17:39.39 | goozbach | so it was an anti-harly |
| 17:39.42 | goozbach | er harley |
| 17:39.51 | goozbach | I'm a father of two now! |
| 17:39.54 | goozbach | yay! |
| 17:39.54 | keldwud_ | literally hitler! |
| 17:40.13 | overridemymind | hitlerally litter |
| 17:40.19 | keldwud_ | grats goozbach |
| 17:40.27 | keldwud_ | also, there were two hilarious work incidents today |
| 17:40.39 | keldwud_ | first the three stooges managed to tangle up 400 feet of fiber |
| 17:40.47 | keldwud_ | so I had to go untangle that for them |
| 17:41.00 | overridemymind | and then you were a giant racist |
| 17:41.05 | keldwud_ | then, while they were running it, they managed to forcefully pull somebody else's ethernet cable hard enough |
| 17:41.08 | keldwud_ | so that it snapped |
| 17:41.24 | keldwud_ | so I had to emergency repair another tenant's network |
| 17:41.34 | keldwud_ | fun day |
| 17:41.48 | keldwud_ | how did the trolling go while I was gone? |
| 17:41.51 | keldwud_ | reads back |
| 17:42.00 | overridemymind | you left out the part about hogtying several women and stuffing them in cages in your basement |
| 17:42.06 | overridemymind | though I suppose for you that's not really notable |
| 17:44.05 | keldwud_ | Jayce^: that pew pew gif is hilarious and so relevant. thank you for posting that :) |
| 17:49.41 | keldwud_ | emergency splicing is fun :) |
| 17:54.18 | keldwud_ | if a nagios/icinga check command is defined to accept 4 arguments, do I have to send it 4 arguments? or can I send it fewer? like, 2? |
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| 17:58.22 | youtah | MORNING |
| 17:58.31 | Gate | GOOD MORNING |
| 17:58.50 | youtah | WOO HOO! |
| 17:58.54 | youtah | WHY AM I YELLING? |
| 17:59.03 | youtah | is so stressed |
| 17:59.49 | keldwud_ | :( |
| 17:59.52 | keldwud_ | stress sucks |
| 18:00.22 | overridemymind | hookers work |
| 18:00.50 | overridemymind | (it's SUPPOSED to go stress stinks, ARID works, but you said sucks instead. way to go keldwud_) |
| 18:01.04 | overridemymind | making me a mysoginist over here |
| 18:01.36 | keldwud_ | oh yeah |
| 18:01.40 | keldwud_ | Arid extra dry |
| 18:03.48 | overridemymind | I use that for the ol' satchel on hot days |
| 18:04.06 | overridemymind | satchel and/or grundle |
| 18:08.13 | keldwud_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZIvSYix4Ro |
| 18:08.37 | keldwud_ | I also think George Carlin and/or Louis C.K. may have covered the same topic |
| 18:08.45 | keldwud_ | can't remember, though |
| 18:08.54 | keldwud_ | continues beating that dead horse |
| 18:09.17 | overridemymind | how ELSE are you supposed to make glue |
| 18:09.35 | overridemymind | it's not by leaving the dead horse to rot out where the flies and homeless guys will get it |
| 18:10.13 | overridemymind | I think beating dead horses is underrated |
| 18:15.00 | harleypig__ | Holy crap ... Miley Cyrus ... we have Disney, Disney XD and now look for Disney XXX |
| 18:15.09 | harleypig__ | Actually ... that doesn't sound half bad ... |
| 18:15.51 | overridemymind | I for one do not want to see goofy railing pluto thx |
| 18:20.44 | keldwud_ | omg I'm so happy with whomever went shopping for food at my work. They got us hummus :) |
| 18:20.46 | keldwud_ | swoons |
| 18:21.09 | keldwud_ | chows down on veggies and hummus |
| 18:26.50 | youtah | just finished reading the entire conversation from today. |
| 18:29.07 | youtah | My friend had a bunch of baby chicks this spring |
| 18:29.11 | youtah | I picked them up all the time |
| 18:30.28 | keldwud_ | YOU CAN'T SAY CHICKS! |
| 18:30.32 | keldwud_ | ;) |
| 18:31.58 | youtah | squeegees the manurer off the walls and throws the totally destroyed fan away |
| 18:32.25 | youtah | So..... |
| 18:32.30 | youtah | My house is finally done! |
| 18:32.45 | youtah | We close Wednesday, and the fixed the ceiling. Looks fantastic! |
| 18:33.53 | youtah | http://i.imgur.com/ot2L8kY.jpg << See it, and then say it three times |
| 18:34.59 | keldwud_ | I find it disturbing that I found that image.... hot. |
| 18:35.06 | overridemymind | so do I |
| 18:35.06 | youtah | ROFL |
| 18:35.09 | overridemymind | she's disgusting |
| 18:35.14 | youtah | Beetle Juice will do that do you |
| 18:35.28 | youtah | assumes it was Beetle Juice that made it hot. |
| 18:35.34 | youtah | Or perhaps the witch in the background |
| 18:35.35 | overridemymind | yeah |
| 18:35.40 | overridemymind | he's got "it" |
| 18:35.49 | keldwud_ | that's not a witch |
| 18:35.50 | youtah | it's the eye shadow |
| 18:35.52 | keldwud_ | that's the girl from the movie |
| 18:35.59 | keldwud_ | the one who is in lots of tim burton movies |
| 18:36.04 | youtah | but isn't she a witch? |
| 18:36.06 | keldwud_ | she was also in the one with the scissors |
| 18:36.10 | keldwud_ | no, she was the daughter |
| 18:36.15 | keldwud_ | and just had goth tendencies |
| 18:36.16 | youtah | mind blown |
| 18:36.25 | keldwud_ | isn't it winona rider? |
| 18:36.26 | keldwud_ | googles |
| 18:36.35 | youtah | Of course I watched Beetle Juice when I was a kid |
| 18:36.47 | keldwud_ | I should watch it tonight |
| 18:36.58 | youtah | DUDE!!! I'm not going to be homeless anymore!!! |
| 18:37.18 | keldwud_ | http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0008131/?ref_=tt_cl_t12 |
| 18:37.34 | keldwud_ | living in parents' basement != homeless :-p |
| 18:37.41 | keldwud_ | just means that you can't have sex whenever you want |
| 18:37.53 | keldwud_ | which, I admit, is worse than being homeless |
| 18:37.59 | youtah | lol |
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| 18:38.08 | youtah | s/homeless/houseless/ |
| 18:38.13 | keldwud_ | http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3143014656/ch0008131 |
| 18:39.31 | keldwud_ | wait, was winona rider >18 in that movie? |
| 18:39.41 | keldwud_ | or does it even matter since I was also underage when I first saw it? |
| 18:39.48 | keldwud_ | because... I like her |
| 18:40.08 | keldwud_ | it's also how I am extremely disturbed whenever I watch Labyrinth |
| 18:40.54 | overridemymind | well |
| 18:40.55 | keldwud_ | because I have a thing for Jennifer Connelly |
| 18:41.03 | overridemymind | stop staring at bowie's bluge and you won't have that problem |
| 18:41.07 | overridemymind | bulge* |
| 18:44.06 | harleypig__ | bluge works |
| 18:44.16 | harleypig__ | pic.twitter.com/9oRZsxv6mo |
| 18:44.29 | youtah | SFW? |
| 18:44.31 | youtah | lol |
| 18:44.34 | overridemymind | lol |
| 18:45.22 | youtah | http://imgur.com/gallery/qHpBe |
| 18:45.59 | keldwud_ | haha. google gave me the following suggestion after I typed only "how old was winona" |
| 18:46.03 | keldwud_ | 'how old was winona ryder in beetlejuice' |
| 18:46.27 | keldwud_ | crap |
| 18:46.29 | keldwud_ | 16 |
| 18:46.40 | overridemymind | that is the correct answer for black widow shoes |
| 18:53.36 | youtah | Nachos and Bacon |
| 18:53.40 | youtah | I had some this weekend |
| 18:55.49 | skrike | my kids love beetlejuice |
| 18:59.58 | keldwud_ | I can't wait 'til my daughter is old enough to watch a bunch of movies I want to watch with her |
| 19:00.11 | keldwud_ | like beetlejuice and willow and oh gosh, EVERYTHING |
| 19:00.18 | skrike | mine are just getting there |
| 19:00.18 | harleypig__ | Sorry ... I'm trying to remember to include nsfw or sfw ... |
| 19:00.20 | skrike | I tried willow the other day, didnt stick |
| 19:00.30 | harleypig__ | My kids loved willow |
| 19:00.39 | harleypig__ | but they don't want to watch it again for a little while |
| 19:00.48 | skrike | haha yeah |
| 19:00.50 | keldwud_ | yeah, it can be pretty dark and scary |
| 19:00.56 | skrike | beetlejuice they wanted to watch again immediately |
| 19:01.07 | youtah | It's all good harleypig ... I clicked it anyway ;-) |
| 19:01.18 | youtah | https://cloudpebble.net |
| 19:01.27 | youtah | Kind of interesting |
| 19:01.30 | keldwud_ | mybuttpebble.net |
| 19:01.43 | youtah | dare ya to eat it keldwud_ |
| 19:01.56 | youtah | they're smart pills |
| 19:02.02 | keldwud_ | under there? |
| 19:02.03 | harleypig__ | keldwud_: yeah, except my 10 year old found a site that plays movies and watched The Conjuring. Twice. And my daughters love horror. |
| 19:02.07 | harleypig__ | So, that wasn't it. |
| 19:02.25 | keldwud_ | oh, maybe they just don't recognize awesomeness :) |
| 19:02.32 | keldwud_ | willow is such a good movie |
| 19:03.00 | harleypig__ | They watched Tron something like 5 times before Legacy came out. |
| 19:06.30 | overridemymind | remixes the original Tron with daft punk |
| 19:06.48 | skrike | the cartoon on netflix is decent |
| 19:07.12 | overridemymind | yeah |
| 19:07.22 | overridemymind | as an adult I'm p disappointed they cancelled it |
| 19:07.36 | overridemymind | and the kids can watch too |
| 19:07.39 | skrike | did they? damn. |
| 19:07.42 | overridemymind | yup |
| 19:07.58 | skrike | Im looking forward to legend of korra season 2. aint gonna lie. |
| 19:07.59 | overridemymind | yeah, they were doing a really good job of telling the backstory |
| 19:09.11 | keldwud_ | oh man. that sucks |
| 19:09.16 | keldwud_ | I was really excited about the tron cartoon |
| 19:18.09 | youtah | Just finished Season 2 and started Season 3 of Breaking Bad |
| 19:18.17 | youtah | OMGosh wowzuhs |
| 19:20.42 | overridemymind | I just started s4 |
| 19:20.49 | overridemymind | seems... ok |
| 19:23.17 | youtah | I started from S1E1 |
| 19:23.22 | youtah | and have watched up to S3E2 |
| 19:23.44 | stderr- | season 3 is even better. |
| 19:24.58 | overridemymind | so did I youtah. I can't see why some things are issues though |
| 19:25.11 | overridemymind | some things seem like they're a problem solely for the sake of creating drama |
| 19:27.57 | harleypig__ | goozbach just made me realize something ... |
| 19:28.15 | harleypig__ | I dunno if any of you know this about me or not ... |
| 19:28.18 | harleypig__ | but ... |
| 19:28.20 | harleypig__ | I'm |
| 19:28.22 | harleypig__ | cisgender |
| 19:28.43 | goozbach | don't go blaming me! |
| 19:28.57 | harleypig__ | But you are the one who made me realize it! |
| 19:29.40 | harleypig__ | I'm going to see about getting a cisgender pride parade going ... |
| 19:29.43 | goozbach | .... |
| 19:29.50 | goozbach | that could be interepreted... |
| 19:30.00 | goozbach | ~goozbach |
| 19:30.00 | infobot | [goozbach] a future que-ball. easier to catch than a retarted sasquatch |
| 19:30.04 | overridemymind | wonders what the flags in said parade would look like |
| 19:30.28 | goozbach | ~goozbach is also who made harleypig realize he was cisgender |
| 19:30.28 | infobot | ACTION burns down is also who made harleypig realize he was cisgender's house with an army of flaming Elmos. |
| 19:30.35 | overridemymind | oh, like a rainbow flag only different shades of gray |
| 19:30.39 | goozbach | hoow boy |
| 19:30.50 | harleypig__ | :D |
| 19:31.23 | goozbach | ~goozbach overridemymind |
| 19:31.23 | infobot | ACTION burns down overridemymind's house with an army of flaming Elmos. |
| 19:31.36 | goozbach | didn't know I was an action too! |
| 19:31.41 | overridemymind | JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A HOUSE |
| 19:31.46 | overridemymind | lives under a bridge |
| 19:31.46 | goozbach | not anymore |
| 19:32.04 | harleypig__ | flaming Elmos ... now I have a picture in my head of a crowd of Elmo's being flagrantly homosexual |
| 19:32.22 | overridemymind | gives new meaning to "ahahaaahaha ahahaha thaat tickles" |
| 19:32.23 | goozbach | HAH! |
| 19:33.50 | goozbach | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZg0rbXoAw4 |
| 19:41.35 | Migs | https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-5HRCKYb1tsQ/Uht1b3hQ3xI/AAAAAAABZR8/vgkxZyMvuag/w346-h260/189.gif |
| 19:43.05 | harleypig__ | man tar |
| 19:43.09 | harleypig__ | ... |
| 19:43.18 | harleypig__ | wow ... how'd that happen |
| 19:54.14 | youtah | Currently -104F in Antarctica. Real Feel -104F. lol! http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/89606.html |
| 19:58.13 | keldwud_ | needs moar circlejerk |
| 19:58.57 | overridemymind | well... I can't be jerking my own cricle now. I'll need to contact my wife |
| 19:59.13 | youtah | Google Print Could = Awesomeness |
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| 20:47.52 | harleypig__ | I'm trying to create a rpm spec file for a cpan package. I've used cpanspec and it worked fine, but when I try to install it I'm getting 'error package requrires perl(Module::That::Comes::With::Pkg)' |
| 20:48.03 | harleypig__ | I can't find a 'provides' keyword for a spec file. |
| 20:48.06 | harleypig__ | any pointers? |
| 20:53.19 | harleypig__ | gah ... I'll have to bug people later ... |
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| 21:08.12 | Tene | harleypig: 'provides:' is optional |
| 21:08.22 | Tene | http://www.rpm.org/max-rpm/s1-rpm-depend-manual-dependencies.html |
| 21:08.49 | Tene | harleypig: I usually use http://search.cpan.org/~bingos/CPANPLUS-0.9142/bin/cpan2dist |
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| 21:27.04 | harleypig__ | Tene: Thanks |
| 21:27.34 | Tene | np |
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| 21:53.37 | harleypig__ | Tene: feh ... the fedora module doesn't recognize centos as a valid fedora system |
| 21:56.54 | Tene | Damn. |
| 21:57.09 | Tene | There should be a generic CPANPLUS::Dist::RPM though |
| 21:59.16 | harleypig__ | I can't find one, and it's not included in the main package |
| 22:02.06 | Tene | Looks like I misremembered. |
| 22:02.10 | Tene | That's unfortunate. :( |
| 22:07.59 | neybar_work | harleypig__: cpanminus is good too |
| 22:08.14 | neybar_work | not sure about the package building though. |
| 22:08.16 | harleypig__ | ? For creating rpm spec files? |
| 22:08.38 | neybar_work | poke fozzmoo he has done a lot with that lately. |
| 22:09.06 | neybar_work | he is building up our rpms for perl 5.14, 5.12 and has started on 5.16 |
| 22:09.15 | neybar_work | on centos too |
| 22:13.54 | harleypig__ | just the perl package itself? or modules too? |
| 22:14.39 | harleypig__ | huh ... github gitpan has cpanplus dist rpm |
| 22:15.44 | Migs | I picked my kids up from school and brought them back to my office, and Netflix is blocked as of today. Wtf am I supposed to do to keep them occupied NOW? |
| 22:15.50 | Migs | I should complain to my boss about this |
| 22:16.04 | Migs | I turned them loose on the SMART Board, but that won't keep them entertained forever |
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| 22:22.04 | youtah | NACHOS |
| 22:22.21 | Jayce^ | you make a valid argument |
| 22:23.38 | youtah | ~Jayce^++ |
| 22:23.56 | youtah | I just had the mortgage broker email me and ask if we could close on Thursday |
| 22:24.01 | youtah | instead of Wednesday |
| 22:24.08 | youtah | I refrained from emailing bad things |
| 22:24.20 | youtah | I did send a very clear, and bolded no |
| 22:24.47 | levi | Man, sounds like a pain. |
| 22:26.33 | youtah | http://imgur.com/jf7N0bO |
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| 22:32.55 | youtah | This one is for harleypig https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1157640_10152155879693219_127376118_n.jpg |
| 22:33.01 | youtah | Kind of SFW |
| 22:33.10 | youtah | Click at your own risk |
| 22:33.32 | Migs | wat |
| 22:33.41 | smcquay | wat indeed. |
| 22:33.48 | Migs | the photo answers my own question |
| 22:33.48 | smcquay | i feel like I should fire myself now. |
| 22:34.37 | Migs | it's probably for the best |
| 22:34.53 | harleypig__ | ARGHH ... even after finding, modifying and installing a CPANPLUS::Dist::RPM module, I *STILL* get the missing dependencies. |
| 22:36.15 | youtah | rofl Migs & smcquay |
| 22:36.43 | youtah | rsimpkins, and other people near Lehi right now |
| 22:37.00 | youtah | I just got this email |
| 22:37.01 | youtah | Stranger in the area: We received information from a family in our school boundaries stating that their children were approached by a man in a silver minivan/SUV on Friday about 2:30 PM. The man offered them a ride home and then stated, "Fine, if you don't want a ride, go ahead and walk." |
| 22:37.11 | youtah | The man is described as tall, white, wearing a white shirt and blue jeans, wore a silver watch and has dark hair. He was outside the vehicle when he spoke to them. |
| 22:37.25 | smcquay | can kids carry guns in utah? |
| 22:37.30 | Migs | yes |
| 22:37.33 | smcquay | I have forgotten, but you might want to arm them. |
| 22:37.51 | youtah | My oldest son knows how to use a rifle |
| 22:37.52 | Migs | every kid used to have 10 rifles |
| 22:38.12 | Migs | I think that's good |
| 22:38.17 | Migs | cuz MURRICA |
| 22:38.51 | youtah | My friends elementary school in Midvale had a shooting range in the basemetn |
| 22:38.59 | youtah | they used to walk to school with their 22LR's |
| 22:39.03 | Migs | nice. Which school was that? |
| 22:39.10 | youtah | pulls up google maps |
| 22:39.13 | youtah | cant remember the anem |
| 22:39.15 | youtah | name |
| 22:39.21 | Migs | so why'd you pull up google maps? |
| 22:39.35 | Migs | or was that a ruse to make you seem like you were trying to find it? |
| 22:39.36 | youtah | I knwo the coords (next to his parents house) |
| 22:39.42 | Migs | *to make it |
| 22:39.43 | Migs | oic |
| 22:39.48 | Migs | actually, it's okay, I lost interest |
| 22:40.11 | youtah | Copperview Elementary School |
| 22:40.25 | Migs | nice |
| 22:56.27 | youtah | outta here, later! |
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