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| 14:23.10 | Q_Continuum | Eh, Happy Canadia Day! |
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| 16:43.16 | Migs | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl98-HwR15s |
| 17:08.20 | L34N | If anyone is interested in presenting at the UtahSAINT conference this year, here is the official CFP page: http://www.saintcon.org/cfp |
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| 17:52.05 | youtah | DO NOT FEAR! I am back! |
| 17:52.53 | eightyeight | thx for the warning |
| 17:53.06 | youtah | np |
| 17:53.48 | youtah | In the parking lots in Moab, it was about 123ish. 117 in Arches, 109 driving around and 101~106 on the river while rafting. |
| 17:54.05 | youtah | Once the temps dropped below about 99, then we got into the hot tub at the condo. |
| 17:54.41 | youtah | (which that didn't happen until like, well past midnight). In the mornings, it was a nice, chilly 80 degrees. |
| 17:55.40 | youtah | but it was mostly, on average, around 106-109 degrees the majority of the time. |
| 17:59.39 | youtah | https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1005597_10201553768990304_2007813181_n.jpg |
| 18:16.46 | jsmith | youtah: Are we supposed to feel sorry for you? |
| 18:17.06 | jsmith | youtah: ... because it's not working :-p |
| 18:17.33 | jsmith | youtah: (that being said, I'm going whitewater rafting next week at usnwc.org) |
| 18:18.17 | youtah | lol jsmith... you'll have better rapids than we did |
| 18:18.37 | jsmith | youtah: I dunno -- better than the US National Whitewater Center? |
| 18:19.36 | jsmith | youtah: And unlike you, I don't think I'll take my camera with me on the raft... |
| 18:19.55 | jxqz | ahyone here ever shaved a yak? |
| 18:20.11 | youtah | jxqz not in my spare time. |
| 18:20.32 | youtah | jsmith ours was so flat, we might as well have been in a pool. That course thingy they have looks sweet! |
| 18:20.40 | fungus | not literally, but in the colloquial meaning of the term, frequently. All the time. |
| 18:20.41 | jsmith | youtah: :-) |
| 18:20.53 | goozbach | jxqz: yak shaving seems to be all I do lately |
| 18:20.53 | jxqz | only as a work avoidance strategy? |
| 18:20.55 | jsmith | jxqz: Aye -- it's what we do here in #utah :-p |
| 18:21.01 | jxqz | haha |
| 18:21.27 | fungus | purposeful work avoidance, not often. Usually get sucked into it unknowingly. |
| 18:21.51 | jxqz | is compiling gnuplot cvs (eww cvs) to use it's here doc support so that I can more easily automate the generation of a plot to be used as an image on a website |
| 18:22.24 | jxqz | yay ccache |
| 18:22.50 | fungus | lol |
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| 20:09.28 | youtah | https://twitter.com/ColorMeRed/status/351793646045118464 |
| 20:33.06 | youtah | throws moldy nachos in Q_Continuum's general direction. |
| 20:33.50 | jima | i don't want to know why you keep moldy nachos around. |
| 20:35.24 | youtah | jima they were fresh from 7-11 |
| 20:35.49 | youtah | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV_KM8zYFsk << running 25mph on the treadmill |
| 20:41.27 | Q_Continuum | youtah: How were they moldy then? Those things are so fake there's nothing to go bad in them... |
| 20:41.37 | Q_Continuum | Also, gross. |
| 20:41.58 | youtah | okay okay, so I got carried away with my adjectives... |
| 20:42.38 | jima | yeah, i think only organic materials can mold. |
| 20:42.42 | Q_Continuum | ^ |
| 20:43.02 | youtah | It's organic plastic.... |
| 20:43.05 | Q_Continuum | and cheese-colored-and-flavored 'product' doesn't count. |
| 20:43.10 | youtah | jumps behind the couch |
| 20:44.02 | Q_Continuum | ...right into the last 14 nacho containers you brought home. That have turned not only moldy, but sentient. And take you prisoner. |
| 20:44.45 | jima | sends them after Q next |
| 20:44.46 | youtah | lol |
| 20:45.00 | Q_Continuum | Noooooooooo! |
| 20:45.20 | jima | thank you for not actually howling "Noooooooooo!" in the office. |
| 20:45.27 | Q_Continuum | lol |
| 20:45.37 | youtah | Wait, which one of you has a Quarter with my name on it? |
| 20:45.51 | youtah | literally with my name on it |
| 20:46.10 | youtah | wasn't it you Q_Continuum ? |
| 20:46.15 | Q_Continuum | Nope.gif |
| 20:46.18 | youtah | dangit |
| 20:46.27 | Q_Continuum | >.> |
| 20:46.29 | Q_Continuum | <.< |
| 20:46.30 | youtah | I was going to say you can keep the quarter if you howl Nooooooooooo |
| 20:47.11 | jima | that was me |
| 20:47.18 | youtah | Ah, lol |
| 20:47.20 | jima | it's at home though |
| 20:47.56 | jima | hmm, my meeting tomorrow got moved up |
| 21:11.17 | spangborn | How was Raft for the Lawyers? ;p |
| 21:18.29 | spangborn | youtah: Happy belated birthday, btw! |
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| 21:20.06 | Q_Continuum | jima: My wed meeting someone backed out of due to absence from then on. So not surprised ;-P |
| 21:22.27 | jima | haha, i didn't see that |
| 21:25.06 | Q_Continuum | Yeah, I forgot I asked on Fri what $PERSON's schedule for office-ness was 'next' (this) week. Didn't think about the connection til I got the "nope" email. lol |
| 21:26.15 | jima | can actually see $PERSON's calendar |
| 21:27.59 | jima | man. vmotion is so much faster than svmotion. ;-) |
| 21:28.42 | jima | (caveat: i've spent the last 3-4 days doing ~100 svmotions) |
| 21:29.24 | Q_Continuum | Yeah. 2-16GB of RAM copying versus 40GB+ of installed files... |
| 21:29.27 | jima | yeah, i understand why |
| 21:29.39 | Q_Continuum | One of those "No contest" moments ;-P |
| 21:29.41 | jima | captain oblivious :-P |
| 21:33.55 | jima | "hmm, why's this one taking so long? oh, right, it's handling all pstn traffic for our business unit" |
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| 21:40.55 | keldwud_ | http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1hgc4s/giney_with_a_bubba_coming_out_sic/ |
| 21:41.21 | keldwud_ | after you click through, the words "giney" and "bubba" will suddenly make sense |
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| 21:47.05 | Q_Continuum | jima: Hah! |
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| 22:12.04 | youtah | keldwud_, safe for work? |
| 22:12.15 | keldwud_ | I believe so, yeah |
| 22:12.17 | keldwud_ | it's a cake |
| 22:12.27 | keldwud_ | I was unsure about whether or not to add a NSFW tag |
| 22:12.55 | youtah | A cake was questionably nsfw? |
| 22:13.05 | keldwud_ | lol yeah |
| 22:13.08 | youtah | ROFL |
| 22:13.12 | youtah | OMGosh, oh heavens |
| 22:13.17 | keldwud_ | unless one knows the content, it is safe for work |
| 22:13.23 | keldwud_ | s/content/context |
| 22:13.36 | keldwud_ | if you know the context, then yeah, it's almost NSFW |
| 22:13.51 | keldwud_ | but yeah. can you imagine that people actually ATE that cake? |
| 22:14.14 | youtah | that is just so so wrong |
| 22:14.22 | youtah | harleypig, should like this |
| 22:14.29 | keldwud_ | reddit is a fickle mistress. went from +6 immediately down to 0 |
| 22:15.27 | harleypig_ | got the 'reddit is busy' page |
| 22:16.06 | harleypig_ | Those cakes always crack me up. |
| 22:16.30 | keldwud_ | you've seen one of those cakes before, harleypig_? |
| 22:16.37 | harleypig_ | I saw one that had a real foetal monitor wire attached to it. |
| 22:16.40 | keldwud_ | omg |
| 22:16.42 | keldwud_ | wow |
| 22:16.48 | keldwud_ | I didn't even realize that it was a thing. |
| 22:16.58 | keldwud_ | I was *hoping* it was an isolated incident |
| 22:17.17 | harleypig_ | I'll see if I can find the 'Congrats on your vasectomy' cake ... |
| 22:17.28 | keldwud_ | lolomg |
| 22:17.33 | youtah | WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED?!?!?! |
| 22:17.36 | youtah | runs and hides |
| 22:17.46 | keldwud_ | I'm tempted to do the same, youtah |
| 22:17.51 | harleypig_ | youtah, you're the one who highlighted me ... :> |
| 22:18.01 | youtah | lol |
| 22:18.09 | keldwud_ | you summoned him, now you deal with him ;) |
| 22:18.21 | youtah | true |
| 22:18.24 | keldwud_ | i.e. be wary of the forces you summon :) |
| 22:18.58 | harleypig_ | :D |
| 22:21.05 | youtah | http://imgur.com/gallery/vi1K24Y |
| 22:21.58 | youtah | http://i.imgur.com/o6vfC3Q.gif |
| 22:22.44 | Migs | I am weirded out ..there's $13 worth of long distance calls from our house last month, to someone in Santa Ana, CA. We weren't even HOME when the calls were made |
| 22:22.55 | Migs | I call up CenturyLink...dude's so unhelpful. "I can't refund your money, but I can upgrade you to our unlimited long distance package for $14.99/month!" |
| 22:23.06 | harleypig_ | http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/CutAbovetheRest.jpg probably nsfw |
| 22:23.09 | Migs | wtf...NO. I wanna know what's going on. Computer glitch? Lines get crossed? Someone hacking into our phone? A family of squatters moving in and using our phone line while we're out? |
| 22:23.53 | Migs | my wife suspects someone in her white trash family stole a house key while they were here at one point, and moved in, since they didn't steal anything |
| 22:24.13 | youtah | Migs, how long were you gone?!?!! |
| 22:24.44 | eightyeight | seems like a simple enough solution: change the locks |
| 22:24.50 | Migs | three days |
| 22:25.03 | Migs | I have no idea what actually happened |
| 22:25.04 | harleypig_ | Put in cameras then blackmail them. |
| 22:25.12 | Migs | okay, I can't do that AFTER the fact |
| 22:25.16 | youtah | add bullet holes to the front door. spray fake blood around the porch. |
| 22:25.19 | Migs | hahaha |
| 22:25.23 | harleypig_ | No, I mean for the next time. |
| 22:25.31 | Migs | there better not be a next time |
| 22:25.41 | youtah | kids doing prank phone calls possibly? |
| 22:26.14 | eightyeight | wife have a 2nd life? |
| 22:26.29 | harleypig_ | ... forgot about the uterus cake ... |
| 22:26.31 | eightyeight | does she travel for a living, by chanec? |
| 22:26.43 | Migs | no, she's a stay-at-home mom |
| 22:27.00 | youtah | Kids old enough to make prank phone calls? |
| 22:27.11 | youtah | Did you google the numbers? |
| 22:28.39 | Migs | yeah |
| 22:28.42 | Migs | couldn't find anything |
| 22:28.48 | Migs | called the number...no answer |
| 22:28.59 | Migs | there were 4 calls over a period of 2 days |
| 22:29.05 | Migs | Totaling 71 minutes |
| 22:29.26 | Migs | our WHOLE family was gone. Kids and all. |
| 22:29.35 | Migs | there's no way they could've made those calls at those specific times |
| 22:29.40 | Migs | And we always use our cell phones to make long distance calls |
| 22:29.54 | Migs | I mean, who doesn't by now? |
| 22:30.03 | cbryant215 | Nannycam that s**t. |
| 22:30.24 | cbryant215 | You'd be surprised what you might catch if someone has a key to your house that they shouldn't have. |
| 22:30.35 | Migs | I didn't think anybody DID have a key to my house |
| 22:31.15 | youtah | looks to the sky with a pondering look while touching his chin |
| 22:31.25 | cbryant215 | Migs: Your wife probably mentioned that possibility for a reason, though. |
| 22:31.44 | Migs | oh, the thought occurred to me, too. My in-laws are colossal losers. |
| 22:32.03 | youtah | +1 for the use of colossal |
| 22:32.06 | Migs | but we rarely have any interaction with them. They're too high to get their lazy butts in a car and drive to our house in the first place. |
| 22:33.26 | Migs | I don't really care about the $13. I just want to know what happened. |
| 22:33.34 | youtah | right |
| 22:33.44 | youtah | House sitter next time? |
| 22:33.56 | Migs | maybe |
| 22:34.09 | youtah | We get my brothers friends to watch the house |
| 22:34.09 | harleypig_ | Migs: you might want to watch out for official looking cars or 'service vans' hanging around your house now ... |
| 22:34.10 | Migs | that's the other thing...it's strange no one in my cul-de-sac would have noticed. We're all always watching out for each other's houses. |
| 22:34.22 | youtah | they get to use the XBox and play games |
| 22:34.24 | youtah | and they all pack heat |
| 22:34.31 | Migs | all my neighbors are ex-military, so they're always on the alert |
| 22:34.37 | Migs | haha nice |
| 22:34.51 | harleypig_ | Yeah, but if someone acts like they're supposed to be there few people will notice. |
| 22:34.56 | Migs | true |
| 22:35.08 | fungus | youtah that sounded like a frat party at first, but when you talk about packing heat... sounds more like a bathhouse. |
| 22:36.05 | youtah | ROFL |
| 22:45.29 | youtah | Apparently the heat has shot circuited the parking systems in Downtown SLC, so none of the meters are working. |
| 22:45.48 | cbryant215 | LOL |
| 22:45.56 | cbryant215 | The heat here is insane. |
| 22:46.07 | cbryant215 | I don't expect it to be that hot here. |
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| 22:52.01 | spangborn | $14M parking infrastructure useless! |
| 22:52.07 | spangborn | that'll make pashdown chuckle. |
| 22:52.38 | cbryant215 | This weather reminds me of the Mojave Desert, not of Utah. |
| 22:53.04 | youtah | http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/56539713-78/parking-lake-salt-enforcement.html.csp |
| 22:53.26 | romanovic | ~tumbleweed |
| 22:53.26 | infobot | ACTION rolls across the empty channel to the theme of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. |
| 22:53.36 | romanovic | wrong effect... |
| 22:53.40 | youtah | lol |
| 22:53.44 | youtah | ~nachos |
| 22:53.44 | infobot | schweet. |
| 22:53.48 | youtah | ~bacon |
| 22:53.48 | infobot | bacon is probably a filling substance which will make you even fatter than you already are... Take my advice, bacon is a food for the gods or for underweight models such as that McBeal chick... |
| 22:53.59 | youtah | ROFL |
| 22:54.04 | youtah | That McBeal chick |
| 22:54.06 | cbryant215 | Bacon = evil |
| 22:54.19 | youtah | Someone ban cbryant215 |
| 22:54.35 | youtah | blasphemy! |
| 22:54.37 | spangborn | ./kb youtah Whoops |
| 22:54.40 | fugue88 | ~bacon++ |
| 22:54.46 | fugue88 | ~evil-- |
| 22:54.52 | fugue88 | ~karma bacon |
| 22:54.52 | infobot | bacon has karma of 28 |
| 22:54.54 | fugue88 | ~karma evil |
| 22:54.54 | infobot | evil has karma of -1 |
| 22:54.57 | fugue88 | Quite different. |
| 22:55.02 | spangborn | ~bacon++ |
| 22:55.02 | fugue88 | Not remotely equal. |
| 22:55.13 | youtah | LOL |
| 22:55.30 | youtah | ~bacon++ |
| 22:55.32 | spangborn | ~lart cbryant215 |
| 22:55.32 | infobot | decapitates cbryant215 conan the destroyer style |
| 22:55.38 | cbryant215 | LOL |
| 22:55.40 | romanovic | haha. Ally McBeal always reminds me of celebrity jeopardy. "You answered... nothing. And you wagered... nothing." "The pen was too heavy" |
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| 22:55.48 | cbryant215 | Sorry, was raised not to eat it. :) |
| 22:55.52 | fugue88 | Today would be a good day for frying up some bacon... |
| 22:55.54 | fugue88 | on the sidewalk! |
| 22:56.12 | youtah | eh, that's okay cbryant215 :-) more for me |
| 22:56.15 | fugue88 | won't quit his day job |
| 22:56.23 | spangborn | Did you know that "E Coli." is on the NSA watch list? |
| 22:56.45 | youtah | congratulations on getting flagged |
| 22:57.05 | spangborn | Oh, actually, I put the period in the wrong spot. |
| 22:57.08 | spangborn | E. Coli |
| 22:57.28 | spangborn | Exercise is also on the list, oddly enough. |
| 22:57.38 | spangborn | Apparently the NSA thinks active people are terrorists. |
| 22:57.52 | youtah | where are you getting this info? |
| 22:58.00 | youtah | maybe you shouldnt answer that |
| 22:58.10 | spangborn | Reddit, haha. |
| 22:58.20 | spangborn | They're doing an NSA Gift Exchange. |
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