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| 04:31.27 | jxqz | why do job applicaiton/recruiter sites assume that when you upload your cv it means that you want to have them turn it into a garbly junk of text? |
| 04:31.42 | jxqz | morons |
| 04:50.45 | shalkie | The one that creates the prettiest pattern in text is a winner and gets the job. |
| 05:03.47 | eightyeight | http://i.imgur.com/zeKGyTX.png |
| 05:07.50 | shalkie | eightyeight: hah! |
| 05:07.51 | shalkie | :-) |
| 05:08.17 | eightyeight | :) |
| 05:08.53 | shalkie | foxnews: Fair and balanced, like the carnie running the tilt-a-whirl... |
| 05:09.19 | eightyeight | i've been partial to "faux news" myself. :) |
| 05:09.44 | shalkie | Nice. |
| 05:10.21 | shalkie | They just rehired Sara Palin too. |
| 05:10.42 | eightyeight | huh. so, now we have two comedy central networks? |
| 05:14.20 | shalkie | Oh, and here I would have classified it along with syfy, but less entertaining. |
| 05:15.22 | eightyeight | heh |
| 05:15.48 | eightyeight | syfy and comedy central "are separated by a small maritime border" |
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| 13:14.53 | Q_Continuum | LOL @ Vendor Post-Conference email. "here check out this hilarious video that applies to our product" (URL bounces off OWA, and the mail.vendor.tld cert isn't trusted by anything my machine recogs; throwing up the HUGE alert in Firefox and IE) |
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| 15:52.51 | Migs | http://i.imgur.com/DIoStrQ.png |
| 15:56.00 | Migs | hahahahahahaha...Mormon friend on FB: "HOPEFULLY THEY WILL ALLOW POLYGAMY NOW" |
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| 16:08.38 | Migs | https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=359828947452869&set=vb.253934724708959&type=2&theater |
| 16:08.43 | Migs | sfw |
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| 16:38.18 | youtah | ROFL Migs |
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| 16:40.08 | youtah | I am literally crying |
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| 17:09.52 | fugue88 | youtah: rofc? |
| 17:10.01 | fugue88 | col? |
| 17:10.04 | fugue88 | lcol? |
| 17:10.12 | undertakingyou | fugue88: roll on floor coughing. |
| 17:10.14 | fugue88 | cococococol? |
| 17:10.18 | undertakingyou | He may be in trouble. |
| 17:10.37 | fugue88 | undertakingyou: You may have a new customer soon. |
| 17:10.59 | undertakingyou | I guess I would finally get to 'meet' youtah |
| 17:11.19 | fugue88 | lsol |
| 17:11.25 | fugue88 | (literally smiling out loud) |
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| 17:17.25 | eightyeight | smiling has a sound? |
| 17:23.49 | fugue88 | <sarcasm>$that_whole_thing</sarcasm> |
| 17:25.56 | eightyeight | tsk tsk |
| 17:26.04 | eightyeight | you know sarcasm doesn't exist on the internet |
| 17:27.01 | Q_Continuum | We need a better RFC than 1855 for dealing with sarcasm. |
| 17:29.43 | jxqz | kfc sarcasm |
| 17:30.44 | youtah | lol, yes fugue88 |
| 17:30.58 | jxqz | loltah |
| 17:31.21 | youtah | no sarcmark |
| 17:31.29 | youtah | I am anti sarcmark |
| 17:32.18 | youtah | If you don't pick up the sarcasm, then you don't deserve to understand. |
| 17:32.40 | youtah | mumbles something about someone not being able to handle something in a truthful manner... |
| 17:32.44 | jxqz | oh, I'm at least 7 layers deeper |
| 17:32.54 | youtah | TWSS |
| 17:33.28 | youtah | can get distracted from work.... |
| 17:33.35 | youtah | buries his head into SGE |
| 17:34.00 | jxqz | work |
| 17:34.08 | jxqz | whatever |
| 17:34.17 | jxqz | us philosophers know that work is futile |
| 17:35.23 | youtah | I graduated from High School so I can work until the day I die |
| 17:35.46 | youtah | also happens to have an Associates in Science, but continuously forgets that he has it. |
| 17:37.48 | jxqz | so you know science? |
| 17:39.32 | youtah | Sure! |
| 17:40.08 | youtah | throws some neon into the middle of the room. No reaction. |
| 17:40.42 | jxqz | of course, duh, it's a noble gas. It hardly reacts at all |
| 17:40.52 | youtah | :-) |
| 17:41.45 | youtah | I actually really liked Physics and Chemistry. My biology courses were fun too. |
| 17:43.04 | youtah | Heh, I swabbed the inside of a coin return at a vending machine for my "lets grow things in a petri dish" assignment, SO MANY COLORS! Even a mantis shrimp would have been impressed. |
| 17:48.45 | youtah | jxqz, you've gone all helium on me.... |
| 17:49.24 | Gate | What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? |
| 17:49.38 | Gate | Nothing. You can't cross a scalar and a vector. |
| 17:50.56 | jxqz | cross prod is only defined in 3 and 7 dimensions |
| 18:07.45 | jsmith | youtah: petri dish -- fun! |
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| 18:39.06 | harleypig | Gate: if you overload the operator properly you can cross anything you want ... |
| 18:46.55 | youtah | lol Gate |
| 18:47.36 | youtah | jsmith petri dishes are fun! (and gross) |
| 18:53.45 | youtah | you guys.... the word aglet just came up in conversation. My day is complete. |
| 18:55.24 | youtah | rsimpkins you ready for tonight? I am actually getting kind of nervous..... |
| 18:58.49 | Gate | jxqz: um. not its not... |
| 18:59.00 | Gate | *no |
| 19:00.18 | Gate | cross product is defined as an operation for any matrices with proportional dimensions |
| 19:04.56 | keldwud | aw man :( |
| 19:05.03 | keldwud | Utopia didn't make me an offer |
| 19:05.08 | keldwud | I felt *so* close |
| 19:05.30 | keldwud | guess the other guy was just better than me :( |
| 19:12.28 | Gate | keldwud: :( |
| 19:12.50 | keldwud | I know what it is, really |
| 19:13.04 | keldwud | I always botch the "tell us about a real world example where you _____" |
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| 19:36.30 | rsimpkins | youtah: Oh yeah. Don't be nervous dude. It is gonna be super fun. |
| 19:37.01 | rsimpkins | youtah: These are people who care enough to actually come and here what you have to say. It is all rather cool, if you ask me. |
| 19:37.09 | rsimpkins | *hear |
| 19:38.41 | Gate | rsimpkins: hear what youtah has to say? BLASPHEMEY! I'm curious what this event is though :) |
| 19:40.55 | rsimpkins | Gate: Lightroom Users Group/Utah Photog group. |
| 19:41.09 | rsimpkins | We have 70ish people coming to hear Jeff speak tonight. |
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| 19:50.35 | b4dave_4 | hello friends. |
| 19:54.41 | goozbach | I'm looking for some help with openstack or cloudstack |
| 19:54.49 | goozbach | anyone running either in a production env? |
| 19:57.37 | jsmith | goozbach: Bluehost is running a *large* openstack env |
| 19:57.56 | jsmith | goozbach: What, in particular, are you having problems with? |
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| 19:58.14 | goozbach | I just need help getting over the "how does all of this work togehter hump" |
| 19:58.22 | goozbach | I have a pretty good 30kfeet view |
| 19:58.32 | goozbach | but I can't seem to get grizzly installed and running properly |
| 19:58.46 | goozbach | and I just borked the second cloudstack install I've attempted |
| 20:00.28 | jsmith | goozbach: Did you try PackStack? |
| 20:01.04 | goozbach | that's what's gotten me closest |
| 20:01.15 | goozbach | but I think there's something fundamental I'm missing |
| 20:04.21 | goozbach | What I'd like to do, is sit down with an openstack expert and explain what I think I'm doing and have him tell me where I'm wrong |
| 20:10.07 | jsmith | Do you know Russell Bryant? |
| 20:12.21 | youtah | sorry, just got back rsimpkins, was afk |
| 20:13.12 | goozbach | maybe |
| 20:13.31 | youtah | Gate, there are 5 of us talking about various parts of Lightroom at the Adobe building tonight. |
| 20:13.52 | youtah | is covering the tone curve tools and the histogram |
| 20:14.12 | goozbach | I'm following him on twitter... |
| 20:14.47 | goozbach | Charleston... might make for a fun weekend |
| 20:14.52 | levi | Gonna explain how to write lua plugins for it? |
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| 20:25.03 | youtah | levi no, this is a high level crash course to Lightroom class |
| 20:25.13 | youtah | although I would be interested if you held one! |
| 20:26.22 | levi | All I know about Lightroom is that you can use it to manage and post-process photos and it's largely implemented in Lua. Oh, and it costs more money than my weak attempts at photography could justifty. :) |
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| 20:59.29 | Gate | youtah: awesome! |
| 21:00.21 | smcquay | what's everyone's favorite virtual server provider? I am leaning heavily rackspace |
| 21:03.56 | dremex_work | Linode has been good to me |
| 21:03.59 | dremex_work | We use Rackspace at work |
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| 21:06.48 | unum | I've been really happy with linode |
| 21:07.04 | unum | never used anything elso to compare it to but I have no complaints at all |
| 21:07.12 | unum | wish I had started using it years earlier |
| 21:08.40 | JalenJade2nd | I just had an experience at the post office which will have me shipping even letters with UPS or FedEx from now on |
| 21:09.58 | unum | I was going to give my referral code but apparantly they don't do that anymore |
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| 21:28.31 | Gate | smcquay: I've used both linode and aws heavily. AWS wins for me. |
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| 21:38.54 | eightyeight | goodbye doma |
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| 21:53.43 | goozbach | JalenJade: do tell |
| 21:55.12 | JalenJade | The employee I had to deal with needs customer service training to learn how to avoid calling customers ignorant |
| 21:55.52 | JalenJade | He also thinks that the USPS doesn't have a budget problem |
| 21:57.48 | eightyeight | smcquay: xmission! |
| 22:01.21 | joshh | the post office doesn't think of people as "customers" |
| 22:02.12 | levi | Why were you discussing USPS budget problems with a local post office person? |
| 22:02.33 | joshh | there's also that |
| 22:02.34 | smcquay | wat? |
| 22:02.42 | smcquay | eightyeight: I didn't know that xmission provided such services ... |
| 22:02.59 | joshh | fwiw, on various occasions when i've called the post office for stuff they've been very nice |
| 22:03.08 | smcquay | woah, starting at exactly what I was goign to pay rackspace ... |
| 22:05.24 | JalenJade | levi, who says I was the customer at the time? |
| 22:05.56 | joshh | it was a safe assumption |
| 22:08.37 | joshh | "14:55 < JalenJade> The employee I had to deal with..." |
| 22:09.06 | joshh | you didn't say the employee you saw some other customer dealing with |
| 22:09.20 | JalenJade | I had to deal with him because he was the only one there. |
| 22:09.33 | JalenJade | Like I'd want to deal with an employee who calls customers ignorant |
| 22:09.49 | joshh | right, but you were the customer at the time |
| 22:10.01 | joshh | unless you dealt with him, then overheard another customer talking about the budget with him |
| 22:10.10 | joshh | but you can't fault levi for not knowing that |
| 22:12.17 | JalenJade | It doesn't matter why budget was being talked about either way due to that not being part of the transaction taking place. However I think it was with someone on the phone and the employee butted in |
| 22:29.17 | jxqz | Gate: no, the cross product is only defined for vectors, not matrices |
| 22:29.24 | jxqz | http://www.jstor.org/stable/2323537?origin=crossref& |
| 22:30.31 | eightyeight | jxqz: i think Gate is thinking of the cartesian product |
| 22:30.46 | jxqz | or matrix product |
| 22:31.11 | jxqz | jstor suxorz |
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| 22:51.13 | Gate | Its entirely possible I've forgotten my Linear Algebra class (it was a long time ago), but that's not what I recall. |
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