| 00:01.32 | harleypig | youtah ... does the cat get a happy ending? |
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| 03:50.53 | goozbach | who was it that was cursing comcast because the network went down a lot? |
| 03:50.58 | goozbach | findlay: ? |
| 04:00.37 | shalkie | Who wasn't? ;-) |
| 04:03.19 | shalkie | I am trying to remember. I don't think it was findlay. |
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| 04:06.43 | shalkie | fugue88 I think... |
| 04:07.51 | shalkie | goozbach: http://ibot.rikers.org/%23utos/20101104.html.gz |
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| 12:38.59 | fugue88 | goozbach, shalkie: Yep, me. |
| 12:44.27 | goozbach | fugue88: what were[are] you using to monitor the connection |
| 12:44.39 | goozbach | I'm fighting an issue with ATT right now about my connection |
| 12:46.04 | fugue88 | goozbach: A custom cronjob. |
| 12:46.09 | fugue88 | That runs ping. |
| 12:46.26 | fugue88 | I ping the very first IP device on the "other side". |
| 12:47.30 | fugue88 | goozbach: I'm happy to share the scripts and database schema if you want it. |
| 12:49.49 | goozbach | that would be nice |
| 12:50.01 | fugue88 | tars everything up |
| 12:55.07 | goozbach | tyvm |
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| 12:55.13 | goozbach | at gmail.com |
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| 13:26.25 | mheath | PINGing isn't a very reliable test in some circumstances. If your intent is to show 'hard proof' to the ISP that might not work |
| 13:27.03 | mheath | Lots of ISPs have ICMP throttling. Not to mention the edge device you say you're pinging |
| 13:27.55 | mheath | Simply saying "a PING timed out!" Or even "Lots of PINGs timed out, for a while!" may or may not have anything to do with the state of your connection |
| 13:29.32 | mheath | At my last job, we had multi-million-dollar, enterprise grade, international fiber links.... |
| 13:29.52 | mheath | Even if done really well and pretty indicative of a problem, the ISPs would basically ignore any ping tests we sent them |
| 13:40.36 | jima | what a bunch of jerks! |
| 13:42.48 | mheath | Don't Comcast modems all use DOCSIS? I think DOCSIS has an error reporting stsndard.... |
| 13:42.58 | mheath | You should be able to log Layer 1 and Layer 2 status that way |
| 13:43.23 | mheath | I would log the Layer 2 Status, the DOCSIS error (if not fully connected) |
| 13:43.26 | fugue88 | mheath: Granted that failure to ping doesn't necessarily indicate connection failure. |
| 13:43.46 | fugue88 | For example, my cable modem may simply drop the ping packets if it's really busy with other stuff. |
| 13:44.00 | mheath | DOCSIS would be much more reliable than that |
| 13:44.03 | fugue88 | And yes, the modems do have a reporting ability. I can't access it. They can. |
| 13:44.13 | mheath | Rather than telling the ISP, "Oh no, you lost some ICMP packets!" |
| 13:44.44 | mheath | you can say, "Oh no! Layer 1 is connected, but at frequent intervals your network refuses to register my modem for ____ minutes, giving a ___ error." |
| 13:44.44 | fugue88 | But, being able to tell the support guy how many times a day my connection went down, and for how long, was what got him to finally look at that diagnostic info, at which point they finally acknowledged the problem and fixed it. |
| 13:45.08 | fugue88 | You can be as picky as you want about why ping should be enough, but it was. |
| 13:45.14 | fugue88 | *shouldn't |
| 13:45.20 | fugue88 | In my case, anyway. |
| 13:45.21 | mheath | :) |
| 13:45.48 | mheath | Well, I didn't really word myself very well, I guess. It's great as a quick and dirty diagnostic tool. Thats the whole point of it. |
| 13:46.01 | mheath | But I saw scripts being shared with references to constant monitoring and data saved to databases... |
| 13:46.21 | mheath | Just wanted to chime in that if I was going to all of *THAT* trouble, I wouldn't rely on ping. Its not accurate, and thats not what its meant for. |
| 13:48.09 | fugue88 | ping is a first-level network test. Yes, it doesn't narrow down what is wrong exactly. But it is still a valid first approach. |
| 13:48.31 | fugue88 | And I'm a database guy. It wasn't that much work. |
| 13:48.45 | fugue88 | When my network is down (and phone, with it), wasn't much else to do, anyway. ;) |
| 13:48.56 | mheath | haha |
| 13:50.46 | fugue88 | It's sometimes funny to read posts that come up on hackernews referencing some meme that's "been going around a lot" that I've never heard of until now. |
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| 13:51.07 | fugue88 | "10x developers" is what I've apparently missed out on. |
| 14:00.15 | jima | fugue88: you and me both, i guess? |
| 14:05.45 | mheath | jima: Well, you're clearly not a 10x developer if you can't even keep up with that! |
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| 14:11.26 | jima | i'm not even 1x developer; i'm a sysadmin. |
| 14:12.23 | fugue88 | jima: And where's *your* meme?!?!?! |
| 14:12.39 | fugue88 | :) |
| 14:13.23 | jima | shrugs |
| 14:13.33 | jima | ain't nobody got time for that |
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| 15:18.35 | legioneer | ?how do you address someone individually in here? This is my first unsupervised attempt to use irc... |
| 15:19.08 | fozzmoo | By their nick. |
| 15:19.14 | fozzmoo | Sorry... |
| 15:19.19 | fozzmoo | legioneer: By their nick. |
| 15:19.37 | legioneer | fozzmoo: Like this? |
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| 15:20.20 | fozzmoo | Yeah. Keep in mind, that's not a way to have a private conversation... just indicates you are referring to them in an open discussion channel. |
| 15:20.35 | fozzmoo | If you want a private conversation, the you'll want to use /msg or /query |
| 15:20.49 | fozzmoo | i.e. /query nickname |
| 15:20.59 | fozzmoo | or /msg nickname blah blah blah |
| 15:21.09 | legioneer | fozzmoo: 'nick: comment'? do you need to use the ':'? |
| 15:21.47 | fozzmoo | It's convention that you do, but since it's not a syntactical thing, it doesn't matter. |
| 15:24.50 | legioneer | I can use the 'alt' and number key to toggle between private conversations, I guess... |
| 15:25.12 | Jayce^ | hey fozzmoo did you build Test::Class for the scl perl? |
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| 15:29.54 | fozzmoo | Jayce^: Looiking. |
| 15:30.22 | fozzmoo | Jayce^: yes. |
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| 15:55.29 | legioneer | fozzmoo: This is Great! Thanks. |
| 15:55.45 | legioneer | fozzmoo: This is Great! Thanks. |
| 15:57.23 | Migs | http://imgur.com/gallery/q5awp |
| 15:58.38 | legioneer | exit |
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| 16:04.16 | youtah | So |
| 16:04.17 | youtah | Um |
| 16:04.27 | youtah | North Korea have two missles in "Ready" position. |
| 16:04.37 | youtah | oh yeah, and my Pebble shipped |
| 16:05.06 | youtah | and someone that I know who placed their bid for the kick started with like 2 hours remaining, and one of the last open slots for black.... |
| 16:05.13 | youtah | she just got her shipping notification too |
| 16:11.30 | youtah | Okay, sssssh, no distracting me today |
| 16:26.06 | mheath | Why weren't they in the ready position before? lol |
| 16:44.55 | findlay | set phasors to on |
| 16:45.13 | findlay | phasors are lame, just use complex impedance |
| 16:45.34 | findlay | u don't want to keep it real, u want to keep it complex |
| 16:45.44 | findlay | even hypercomlex is some scenarios |
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| 16:48.32 | findlay | https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555717_539731352759608_1396367825_n.jpg |
| 16:54.19 | findlay | lame physics textbooks expect us to use phasors because they think my students can't handle complex numbers |
| 17:09.15 | Tene | wtf is a phasor? |
| 17:13.11 | eightyeight | phase vector |
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| 17:13.41 | eightyeight | http://www.ele.uri.edu/~daly/342/phasors/phasors.html |
| 17:19.21 | fozzmoo | thinks star trek. |
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| 17:42.40 | youtah | LOL >> <findlay> u don't want to keep it real, u want to keep it complex |
| 17:43.23 | youtah | thinks star trek |
| 18:08.25 | unum | http://www.ted.com/talks/lawrence_lessig_we_the_people_and_the_republic_we_must_reclaim.html |
| 18:08.29 | unum | I love lessig |
| 18:09.53 | unum | when he was interviewed on the daily show he talked about a rule that was once in place for certain elections that the donations HAD to be anonymous |
| 18:10.07 | unum | funding for campaigns dried up and the law was changed |
| 18:13.59 | youtah | Hey... question, what was the overall consensus to what was going to be the new Google Reader? |
| 18:29.40 | romanovic | doesn't want to think about it :( |
| 18:35.03 | fugue88 | unum: Good video. |
| 18:43.20 | Tene | youtah: newsblur is the one I've heard the most favorable comments on |
| 18:51.13 | youtah | Thanks Tene! See that romanovic ... we don't need to make up our minds. Looks like newsblur is it |
| 18:52.24 | Tene | youtah: I've got a big spreadsheet that co-workers put together, and the only thing missing from newsblur is offline ios support |
| 18:53.16 | romanovic | i'll have to look at it |
| 18:54.55 | youtah | Awesome Tene ... I am an Android guy, so no need. :-) |
| 18:55.17 | youtah | motions to make NewsBlur the default |
| 18:56.40 | romanovic | Newsblur looks nice. I'd prefer to self-host newsblur rather than using their service though, if it's not too difficult |
| 18:58.38 | Tene | According to my spreadsheet, newsblur can be self-hosted. |
| 18:59.11 | goozbach | Tene: it can, good luck setting it up |
| 18:59.12 | romanovic | yeah. its on github https://github.com/samuelclay/NewsBlur |
| 18:59.19 | goozbach | tttrss is pretty simple |
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| 18:59.37 | Tene | other options listed as self-hosted are http://tt-rss.org/ http://feedafever.com/ http://selfoss.aditu.de/ |
| 19:00.03 | Tene | netnewswire is just listed as "not cloud"; not sure what that means |
| 19:00.15 | Tene | and, of course, rss2email is a different approach |
| 19:01.03 | romanovic | maybe netnewswire has just come to realise the truth - there is no cloud |
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| 19:08.15 | fugue88 | rss2email is nice. |
| 19:14.39 | Migs | I just use Outlook |
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| 19:18.06 | d3c4f | May 4th, learn Vi: http://thetransistor.com/ai1ec_event/free-class-using-and-customizing-vi-aka-vim-or-v-improved/?instance_id=9186696 |
| 19:18.15 | d3c4f | if anyone here is interested |
| 19:22.10 | Q_Continuum | ... |
| 19:22.16 | Q_Continuum | A month out! |
| 19:22.24 | Q_Continuum | is self-learning all the CLI tools NAOW |
| 19:22.55 | Q_Continuum | Still, more advanced stuff would probably be useful. |
| 19:24.12 | d3c4f | he does an awesome job explaining advanced stuff and customization |
| 19:26.47 | Jayce^ | d3c4f: is that one also going on at openwest? or just doing that in addition |
| 19:27.23 | d3c4f | as far as I know, he won't be doing that talk at OpenWest. Someone else may be doing a Vi talk though, I haven't checked |
| 19:27.44 | spangborn | http://gifsound.com/?gif=http://i.imgur.com/9e9sx.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo&start=0 |
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| 19:34.08 | Q_Continuum | Hm, is there enough bandwidth that courses given at one location could be streamed to another? |
| 19:34.36 | spangborn | Ordered a USMNT soccer jersey with Beckerman's name on it a week or so ago. E-mailed to check on the order. I got a message along the lines of "We'll work on it in 3-4 days" |
| 19:34.37 | spangborn | WAT. |
| 19:38.52 | Jayce^ | spangborn: waiting for the drop on that link :-p |
| 19:39.24 | spangborn | Haha. |
| 19:39.28 | spangborn | I think it's 10 hours long. |
| 19:39.39 | spangborn | You could play it, lock your machine, and leave for the weekend. |
| 19:42.40 | goozbach | any libvirt gurus about? |
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| 20:07.41 | Migs | http://i.minus.com/ibaFOayb03oMcq.gif |
| 20:08.10 | spangborn | youtah's posted that at least twice ;p |
| 20:08.26 | Migs | oh, sorry |
| 20:08.51 | Migs | I never click on anything youtah posts, for fear of getting fired |
| 20:09.10 | Jayce^ | ? you mean harleypig ? :) |
| 20:11.55 | spangborn | hha. |
| 20:11.58 | spangborn | *haha |
| 20:12.16 | youtah | lol |
| 20:12.52 | youtah | Migs, I only post the finest. I browse user submitted / most recent at night, so you don't have to. |
| 20:13.24 | youtah | Oh man, the things I've seen.... |
| 20:14.13 | youtah | If you feel like being depressed, read the tweets about "North Korea" in real time. https://twitter.com/search/realtime?q=North%20Korea&src=typd |
| 20:14.17 | youtah | The ignorance |
| 20:15.48 | youtah | I want to create a second account, just so I can reply and fight with them |
| 20:16.45 | spangborn | You mean @horse_ebooks isn't you? |
| 20:16.50 | fozzmoo | :) |
| 20:17.37 | youtah | Like this.... https://twitter.com/katie_walker120/status/320268725846671360 |
| 20:18.22 | d3c4f | like, totally. you know ...and stuff |
| 20:18.25 | d3c4f | why? |
| 20:18.35 | youtah | I should reply "Welcome to the real world, oh, and grab a history book." |
| 20:18.52 | youtah | She is from New York apparently, so we can't be that mean... |
| 20:20.31 | youtah | Okay last link, and then I need to get back to work. Spangborn distracted me. Now this, this is funny... https://twitter.com/ColorMeRed/status/320268741906673665/photo/1 |
| 20:20.42 | Migs | she's a high school sophomore |
| 20:20.52 | Migs | probably hasn't even gotten to studying Asia yet |
| 20:21.26 | youtah | True |
| 20:21.44 | spangborn | ColorMeRed = communist |
| 20:21.47 | youtah | at least she's in school |
| 20:22.12 | youtah | </rant> |
| 20:22.28 | spangborn | Communist school? |
| 20:22.40 | spangborn | I'm kidding, I'm just tired/lame right now |
| 20:22.51 | spangborn | dozes off |
| 20:24.06 | spangborn | So who's buying me an F-35? |
| 20:25.57 | youtah | me too spangborn, maybe I'm just on one because I'm tired, and I've gotten to the point in which Mtn Dew isn't doing anything |
| 20:26.09 | spangborn | I haven't had Mt Dew in a week. |
| 20:26.34 | youtah | hasn't had a Mtn Dew in a 30 minutes |
| 20:27.13 | unum | I haven't had a mt down in over 15 years |
| 20:27.20 | unum | s/down/dew |
| 20:27.37 | Migs | why doesn't ibot correct sentences anymore? |
| 20:27.40 | unum | I had dr. pepper for the first time in ten years a few weeks ago |
| 20:27.45 | youtah | this that |
| 20:27.46 | spangborn | ibot: slap ibot |
| 20:27.46 | ibot | ACTION slaps ibot, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
| 20:27.52 | youtah | s/this/nachos |
| 20:27.53 | findlay | you forgot the final '/' |
| 20:27.53 | Migs | s/sentences/zentenzez/ |
| 20:27.59 | youtah | lol |
| 20:28.02 | Migs | excellent |
| 20:28.03 | unum | I had a small cup full a few weeks ago, made me sick |
| 20:28.14 | youtah | I even accidentally forgot the final / |
| 20:28.16 | Migs | s/excellent/meh/ |
| 20:28.18 | spangborn | s/ibot/youtah/ |
| 20:28.23 | youtah | goes to sleep |
| 20:28.35 | Migs | ~whaleslap youtah |
| 20:28.35 | ibot | ACTION beats youtah upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh |
| 20:28.35 | findlay | stuff about other stuff |
| 20:28.42 | findlay | s/stuff about other stuff/never mind/ |
| 20:28.44 | spangborn | Poor Hugh |
| 20:28.45 | Migs | ~whalebomb spangborn |
| 20:28.45 | ibot | ACTION throws an explosive whale named Gunter at spangborn and hides. |
| 20:29.00 | Migs | ~whalenuke unum |
| 20:29.00 | ibot | ACTION dons her radiation cloak and tinted glasses while a highly intelligent whale named Ray precipitates critical mass for uncontrolled nuclear fission around unum with his mind powers. |
| 20:29.02 | findlay | ~whaleparry Migs |
| 20:29.02 | ibot | ACTION uses a slightly less-huge but eminently more agile killer whale named Edwardo to parry Migs's attacks. |
| 20:29.11 | spangborn | iBot is female, eh? |
| 20:29.18 | Migs | It's unclear |
| 20:29.18 | spangborn | ibot: this that |
| 20:29.27 | youtah | She sounds hot |
| 20:29.33 | findlay | ~gender |
| 20:29.33 | ibot | I'm lesbian |
| 20:29.40 | youtah | ROFL |
| 20:29.41 | spangborn | Haha. |
| 20:29.53 | findlay | thinking about that one |
| 20:29.54 | Jayce^ | ibot had a random reply set |
| 20:30.13 | Jayce^ | got a private timer response.. asked too soon |
| 20:30.35 | Jayce^ | ~literal gender |
| 20:30.35 | ibot | "gender" is "<reply> I'm (gay|lesbian|female|sexless|male|hermaphroditic|pregnant|not sure)" |
| 20:31.17 | youtah | only thing it's missing is "Canadian" |
| 20:31.35 | youtah | runs away |
| 20:32.25 | findlay | ibot: where is canada? |
| 20:32.25 | ibot | We're really sorry we beat you at hockey in the olympics, it's just that we're much much much much MUCH better than you. |
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| 20:33.40 | findlay | ~sjansen's beard |
| 20:36.27 | youtah | I just got my finalized plans from engineering on my house! |
| 20:40.08 | Jayce^ | it'll fall |
| 20:41.22 | Q_Continuum | right into the swamp. |
| 20:41.39 | youtah | the swamp of Adobe? |
| 20:41.45 | youtah | actually, it would hit Cabellas first |
| 20:41.53 | youtah | Yup, I'm going to visit the fish tank daily |
| 20:41.57 | Q_Continuum | And you'll be gettin' fiber there? |
| 20:42.02 | youtah | Heck Yesh! |
| 20:42.06 | Q_Continuum | Nice. |
| 20:42.12 | Q_Continuum | Being that close to Cabela's could be bad. |
| 20:42.18 | youtah | Yup |
| 20:42.24 | Q_Continuum | Now we all know (roughly) where your house is! Mwhahaha! |
| 20:42.27 | youtah | even worse, my wife home alone even closer to the Outlets |
| 20:42.42 | Jayce^ | yeah, that's not a good thing |
| 20:42.48 | Q_Continuum | You can't leave a poor defenseless woman that close to the Outlets. |
| 20:42.57 | Jayce^ | but you can have serious fun there on black friday |
| 20:43.12 | Q_Continuum | the Outlets are dangerous! WE NEED OUTLETS CONTROL! |
| 20:43.48 | youtah | Agreed Q_Continuum I've bought pants there, without any intention... TWICE! |
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| 20:50.31 | findlay | my brother is soloing in a concert, but then they're going to do Beethoven's 5th |
| 20:51.12 | findlay | I don't know if I can calmly tolerate the 5th being so emphatically destroyed by an ameteur orcestra |
| 20:51.16 | findlay | orchestra |
| 20:51.24 | findlay | probably start raving |
| 20:52.06 | findlay | back when I was in ameteur orchestras, I always wondered how or why people came to our concerts |
| 20:52.12 | findlay | I guess I'm just a snob |
| 20:53.31 | harleypig | I go because my kids. I hate it. They know I hate it. They appreciate my going even more. :> |
| 20:53.58 | harleypig | Also, I make fun of the parents gushing over their bundle of joy mangling Chopin or Bach or whomever. |
| 20:54.27 | Migs | I really hate all the singing programs my kids do and ask me to go to during the day |
| 20:54.31 | Migs | elementary school singing |
| 20:54.48 | Migs | I'll never say that to them, of course, but it's just AWFUL |
| 20:54.50 | Jayce^ | fingernails on the chalkboard |
| 20:54.58 | Jayce^ | and yet you have to smile |
| 20:55.08 | harleypig | My youngest hams it up ... he alters the lyrics. |
| 20:55.12 | Migs | and the choir director is so full of herself, and acts like she's conducting the Mormon Tabernacle Choir |
| 20:55.35 | harleypig | But he's the only one singing his altered lyrics and you can see the adults at the front with confused looks on their faces. |
| 20:55.37 | Jayce^ | my kids all would get themselves on the back row, then play with the curtains.. |
| 20:55.37 | Migs | half the time is just her talking and rambling about the "meaning" behind each song the kids sing |
| 20:55.42 | Jayce^ | every.. single.. time.. |
| 20:58.47 | youtah | lol Migs |
| 20:59.17 | youtah | So true, so true. |
| 20:59.38 | youtah | Let's have a program, from 10am until 2pm, because no one works..... |
| 21:00.01 | youtah | Oh yeah, and we'll tell your children that if you don't come, it's because they don't love you. |
| 21:01.19 | Jayce^ | youtah: and then get the wives to repeat that... |
| 21:02.17 | youtah | I just got a phone call from 000-000-0000 |
| 21:02.55 | spangborn | It's your Pebble calling. |
| 21:03.34 | youtah | don't hate |
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| 21:03.42 | spangborn | Haha. |
| 21:03.51 | spangborn | It says "Yo, I'm trying to get into your mailbox |
| 21:03.53 | spangborn | " |
| 21:05.27 | youtah | Just checked tracking. It's in Oakland. Great, now it will *never* get here. |
| 21:06.29 | spangborn | Nice. |
| 21:06.36 | spangborn | I'm still on step 1. |
| 21:06.42 | spangborn | Step 1 = "Cry" |
| 21:07.22 | Q_Continuum | So between last week and this week, Ouya had 5 days of production/shipping. (Apparently they didn't build up in prep?) |
| 21:07.47 | Q_Continuum | Starting next week, 24/7 building/shipping, and more vendors to help deliver faster? |
| 21:08.06 | Q_Continuum | Oh, they're building the standard model first, kickstart-exclusive and those ordering multiple controllers will be later. |
| 21:08.12 | Q_Continuum | So I'm on the delayed schedule. |
| 21:09.34 | spangborn | Pebble hasn't built any units in the last week |
| 21:09.35 | spangborn | Zero. |
| 21:11.06 | Jayce^ | after all that ouya will start workign on an interface... :) |
| 21:11.11 | Q_Continuum | lol |
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| 21:12.40 | youtah | American Missile Range http://imgur.com/gallery/NDXWl9M |
| 21:13.12 | spangborn | complains about seeing that on Reddit |
| 21:13.25 | spangborn | moans, too |
| 21:14.12 | youtah | pretty much considers Reddit and Imgur on in the same, they're so closely connected |
| 21:14.22 | youtah | s/on/one/ |
| 21:14.29 | youtah | lol, dang |
| 21:15.46 | spangborn | TWSS |
| 21:17.35 | Tene | youtah: s/in/and/ |
| 21:18.12 | Migs | http://tinyurl.com/d4n6tgs |
| 21:21.24 | spangborn | hahah. |
| 21:22.45 | youtah | lol |
| 21:22.54 | youtah | yes, thanks Tene ... it's been a long week |
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| 21:23.11 | mahelious | cant remember if that made x96 boners this morning, but i remember bill mentioning it during news. |
| 21:44.15 | spangborn | http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/robocat/thermodo-the-tiny-thermometer-for-mobile-devices |
| 21:44.21 | spangborn | only 3 days left! |
| 21:52.13 | youtah | spangborn, http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/most-stunning-ad-ever-made-used-car-128000-miles-thats-been-puked-twice-148174 |
| 22:07.58 | Migs | http://www.wannalol.com/PostImages/72854-funny-marriage-infographic-single-adventages.jpg |
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| 22:25.30 | youtah | Okay |
| 22:25.35 | youtah | So I am just gunna throw this one out there |
| 22:25.44 | youtah | for anyone who dares read it. Including you Jayce^ |
| 22:25.48 | youtah | http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html |
| 22:26.29 | youtah | It may contain some rather strong or very descriptive language. |
| 22:26.35 | youtah | Consider yourself warned. |
| 22:28.16 | youtah | I am still crying from laughing so hard |
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| 22:28.53 | Migs | do you have a TL;DR version? |
| 22:29.31 | Migs | I think I got it just by skimming quickly. Guy takes a huge dump, no toilet paper. Hilarity ensues. |
| 22:30.03 | youtah | Steak house + macaroni + horrible bathroom incident involving covering the stall doors while vomiting into his own pants + management hooking up a hose |
| 22:30.11 | youtah | and the wife buying new clothes |
| 22:30.33 | Migs | hahahahaha, this is funny |
| 22:30.50 | Migs | There is a move men make that involves simultaneously approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position ones ass toward said toilet, hooking ones fingers into ones waistline, and pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time. It is a very fluid motion that, when performed properly, results in the flawless expulsion of shit at the exact same second that ones ass is properly placed on the toilet seat. |
| 22:30.56 | Migs | hahaha |
| 22:31.14 | youtah | Yes, exactly. The whole thing is like that |
| 22:32.01 | youtah | I have been holding my breath, to prevent from laughing out loud at work. |
| 22:33.06 | jima | :-| |
| 22:33.30 | jima | youtah: just think about the karma you're earning for laughing. |
| 22:33.42 | youtah | lol |
| 22:34.01 | youtah | It's okay, he and his wife laughed all the way through the entire incident (as he claimes) |
| 22:34.03 | youtah | -s |
| 22:34.04 | youtah | -e |
| 22:34.06 | youtah | balh |
| 22:34.08 | youtah | blah |
| 22:34.11 | youtah | gives up |
| 22:34.19 | Migs | I read enough of it |
| 22:34.28 | Migs | reminds me a little of Death Ass Arena |
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