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16:59.34jlp_work1woo!  "Your Pebble Order - Final Shipping Address Confirmation" e-mail received last night
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17:09.41youtahjlp_work1 what?!?!?!
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17:53.42youtah*chirp* *chirp*
17:55.45HumanCelljlp_work1: I got my Pebble notice too ... but Black only ...
17:57.03jlp_work1yeah, mine is (will be) black.  my son backed before I did, but he wanted orange, so he's still waiting.
17:57.30jlp_work1I told him I'd let him look at mine when it comes, but no touching. :-)
17:58.46HumanCellI got a black and grey for my son and I ... at the same time ... I"m not sure which one he wanted.
17:59.00HumanCellHe might choose black since he'll have it sooner!
17:59.38youtahNo email for me
18:02.45JalenJadeWhat's so great about the pebble anyway?
18:03.47JalenJadeisn't it just a watch?
18:03.48youtahhttp://i.imgur.com/vpgqIu3.gif
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18:16.12youtahJalenJade we're taking away your geek card, no battle.
18:18.56JalenJadebecause I hate shit on my wrist?
18:19.18youtahI don't know of anyone that really enjoys putting fecal matter on their wrist
18:19.50JalenJadeI barely tolerate the fuel band
18:20.13JalenJadebut that's because without it and the fitbit I don't get an accurate count of what I burn in a day
18:20.52youtahseriously though... do you really not know what the pebble is?
18:22.09JalenJadeit's an app based watch thingy
18:22.54JalenJadeeven I only duplicate tech to a certain extent
18:23.05youtahthingy? *sigh*
18:26.03youtahJalenJade watch (get it? watch?) this video http://getpebble.com and then we'll talk. Until then, I'm giving you the silent treatment
18:26.32JalenJadegood, 'cause I'm leaving for a bit anyway
18:26.57JalenJadegotta go be all interviewy
18:27.01youtahputs his fingers in his ears and says really loud "la la la la la I can't hear you la la la la"
18:27.21youtah;-)
18:27.28youtahHope it all goes well
18:27.51Q_Continuumyoutah: But does the pebble itself run Linux?
18:27.55Q_Continuum(I think that would be ideal)
18:28.22youtahQ_Continuum, I wouldn't be surprised if it did
18:28.34Q_ContinuumErrr Android is the ultimate question.
18:28.42Q_ContinuumLinux is probably decent as an option for hackin' tho
18:28.56youtahhttps://twitter.com/MrMikeStreet/status/313711271524585472 << Holy crap!
18:29.15youtahWhere's spangborn's automagic tweeter talked bot?
18:29.30Q_Continuumyoutah: WELCOME TO LAST WEEK
18:29.46youtahHey, I was moving last week
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18:54.01youtahSo
18:54.23Q_ContinuumNO EXCUSE
18:54.53youtahI had no idea I had so much ammo. I guess I need to go shooting.
18:55.02Q_ContinuumYou can never have too much ammo.
18:55.09Q_ContinuumOnly not enough room to safely store it.
18:55.15Q_ContinuumWhich, can be fixed by BUILD MOAR
18:55.26youtahwhich is close to where I am at
18:55.27Q_ContinuumAlso you should wait til April
18:55.28youtahright now
18:55.41Q_ContinuumBecause then I will be back in that timezone.
18:55.47youtahlol
18:56.05youtahdid Jima send you away?
18:56.24Q_ContinuumNo
18:56.35Q_ContinuumHigher up the food chain did.
18:57.01youtahHere is an EXCELLENT write up about Fusion-io on wired.com http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2013/03/flash-fusion-io-apple-facebook/
18:57.15spangbornyoutah: The machine rebooted and I haven't restarted it ;p
18:57.43spangbornAlso, I think Twitter may have deprecated the API I was using
18:58.07youtahas Q_Continuum just told me, NO EXCUSE
18:59.01spangbornyoutah and Q_Continuum: pebble runs FreeRTOS
18:59.54spangbornIt's not Linux, but it is modified GPL ;p
19:00.34spangbornHm, looks like my entire home network is down, or went down. None of my machines appear online.
19:01.19spangbornEven my router isn't responding. :/
19:02.34youtahare you blaming China?
19:02.51spangbornNaw, blaming Comcast.
19:02.51youtahbtw, watched a documentary on North Korea last night
19:02.51spangborn;p
19:03.04spangbornEverything's just timing out.
19:05.01Q_Continuumyoutah: This is a Utah channel.  Not a Utah-Spam-Marketing channel ;-P
19:05.17spangbornmarks youtah as spam.
19:05.28youtahmarks spangborn and Q_Continuum as spam
19:05.29spangbornibot: spam youtah
19:05.29ibotACTION subscribes youtah to every possible mailing list he can find on the 'net AND arranges for youtah to get at least 50 snail mail spams a day
19:05.40skrikeI MAKE 86 DOLLARS A DAY ON IRC AND SO CAN YOU!
19:05.48youtahlol
19:05.48spangbornOnly 86?
19:06.03youtahthey're clean dollars
19:06.10spangbornDCC SEND nude.jpg
19:06.40skrike./ctcp #utah BUTWAITTHERESMORE
19:08.00youtahspangborn, I don't wanna see that stuff!
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19:10.04Migshttp://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/newsgraphics/2012/0115-one-percent-occupations/index.html
19:13.50Q_Continuumwhere does 1% start at a $$$ amount?
19:14.16Q_ContinuumIt should list that.
19:15.33Q_Continuumyoutah: So Apple is buying a bunch of HP blades and sticking Fusion-IO mez cards in 'em? :-P
19:15.44Q_ContinuumAnd went direct for the cards?
19:17.05Q_ContinuumAlso, can I get a castoff one for plugging into my home desktop?
19:17.12Q_Continuum(PCIE one, not a mez card)
19:17.28Q_Continuumlol
19:18.00Migsmatrix falling code in 339 bytes: http://jsfiddle.net/QALKk/
19:18.01Migsnice
19:19.34youtahMigs, are you trying to teach me chinese?
19:20.06Q_ContinuumI don't see output.
19:20.10Q_ContinuumDo I need to hit a button?
19:20.20Migswhat browser are you using?
19:20.21Q_Continuumgasps
19:20.24Q_ContinuumFF
19:20.28youtahChrome
19:20.29Migsshould work fine
19:20.47skrikelol
19:20.56Q_ContinuumI hit 'run' and see nothin'
19:21.06spangbornMigs: Too bad it's inaccruate ;p
19:21.15spangborn*inaccurate
19:21.19youtah?
19:21.25Q_ContinuumYeah why only chinese?
19:21.37spangbornThe falling character should be white, and the trailing should be green
19:21.37MigsYeah, the real Matrix code has English characters.
19:21.37MigsFAKE.
19:21.40spangbornAlso, the characters aren't correct either ;p
19:21.44Q_ContinuumI SEE PIXELS
19:21.47Q_ContinuumITS A CONSPIRACY
19:22.00youtahChinese knock off Matrix
19:22.11Q_ContinuumJeez.
19:22.16Q_ContinuumTerrible knockoff/clone
19:22.34skrikeIm too lazy to install chrome to verify
19:22.34Q_ContinuumSO CHEAP THEY WOULDN'T USE MORE BYTES
19:22.35youtahHeh, doesn't work in my FF either
19:22.35Migsit's only 339 bytes. That's what I'm most impressed by.
19:22.43Q_ContinuumUSE MOAR BYTES.
19:22.45Q_ContinuumBYTES ARE CHEAP.
19:22.46Migsyou guys need to stop using welfare browsers
19:22.55Q_ContinuumMigs: Switch to what, lynx?
19:23.05youtahlol
19:23.40youtahEitherway, freakign sweet, considering that it is all only 339 bytes
19:24.14youtahhttp://stackoverflow.com/questions/15461104/the-matrix-has-invalid-characters
19:25.18youtahthought that was interesting
19:27.08spangborncomplains to Comcast on Twitter
19:35.12youtahChange fromCharCode(3e4+m()*33) to fromCharCode(48+m()*222)
19:38.54youtahhttp://jsfiddle.net/p5JvR/
19:39.54Q_ContinuumLooks better.
19:39.59Q_ContinuumStill not quite right tho ;-P
19:40.10HeartsbaneAnyone know who can splice 2 strands of fiber into a LIU before Tuesday
19:40.19HeartsbaneMultimode
19:42.50youtahQ_Continuum, I will leave the next modification to you and spangborn
19:43.12spangbornPfft. I'm not hacking on my iPad
19:44.24Q_ContinuumI don't know javascript.
19:44.30Q_ContinuumI'm too busy right now to learn ;-P
19:45.01Q_ContinuumGotta learn perl, puppet, packagebuildin' and automatin', rack hardware, migrate DNS, merge racktables...(Well, hand off that one)
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19:51.09jimasince when is dns your problem?
19:51.28jimaQ_Continuum: hey, get creds for the dude so he can migrate racktables
19:52.48jimagoes to yet another soul-sucking meeting ;-)
19:53.02youtahjima has a soul to be sucked?
19:53.12youtah;-)
19:54.37goozbachQ_Continuum: puppet a choice you can make, if so start with ansible
19:54.38youtahlicks the NAND
19:56.41jimagoozbach: that ship sailed a long time ago, it would seem.
19:56.54jimaQ_Continuum: btw, we're interviewing for your replacement...enjoy ohio!
19:57.22goozbachpuppet is good
19:57.32goozbachpackage building now that's good stuff
19:57.39jimayoutah: technically i said the meeting was soul-sucking, not that it would suck my soul.
19:57.45goozbachwriting stuff for just that right now
19:57.51youtahdangit
19:57.56jimai used to be good about building packages
19:57.59jimanow, less so.
19:58.15jimabbl meeting
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20:03.04spangbornWho are you meeting?
20:08.44Q_Continuumjima: AGAIN?  I thought we already hired my replacement!
20:09.37Q_Continuumjima: DNS is since we need to move it off the existing xen vm to a new one.  So I threw ESXi on a random Optiplex and its mid-kickstart build now.
20:09.55Q_ContinuumThen that and the racktables thing frees up a 2950
20:09.58Q_Continuumfor ESXi
20:10.07Q_ContinuumYAY INSTALLING PACKAGES (finally)
20:10.15Q_ContinuumOh ew.
20:10.19Q_ContinuumThis is all over the T1.
20:10.24Q_ContinuumNO WONDER ITS SLOW
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20:18.42youtahif you don't sing, you can't have not bursday cake
20:18.59youtahs/not/no/
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20:41.11JalenJadeyoutah, watched it, still a watch thingy to me.
20:41.43JalenJadeDoesn't work with windows phone so I care even less now
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21:17.31jimaQ_Continuum: oh, dns at the office there?
21:18.25jimai thought you meant global spof dns
21:18.34jimawhich is MY problem ;-)
21:19.04Q_Continuumheh
21:19.30Q_ContinuumAlso...the networking here is Special.  I'm a little confused so far as to how Special tho.
21:19.36jimaQ_Continuum: and the replacement for you we got doesn't know linux
21:19.40jimaand is terrified by it
21:19.47Q_ContinuumASA->Internet Traffic.  Cisco 2600->T1.
21:19.55jimaQ_Continuum: keep in mind that i own part of that network.
21:19.58Q_ContinuumYet an internet speed test spiked traffic to both the ASA and 2600.
21:20.07Q_ContinuumI couldn't remember how much of it you did already.
21:20.26jimai own the asa and have admin rights on the 2600. also, the cisco AP.
21:20.27Q_Continuumjima: So my 2nd replacement is going to know Linux?
21:20.31Q_ContinuumOr is this the network guys?
21:20.33jimathat's the word
21:20.44jimai'd call the one guy 35% network, 65% systems
21:20.45Q_ContinuumOk, we need to get you access to the Buffalo then.
21:20.54Q_ContinuumAND the trio of switches.
21:21.01jlp_work1http://ensemblestudiotheatrela.tumblr.com/post/45447117006
21:21.06jimahow am i supposed to get access to the buffalo? is its admin ui available via wan?
21:21.18jimaswitches, YES PLEASE
21:21.21Q_Continuumwe'll figure it out tomorrow.
21:21.37spangbornBuffalo buffalo buffalo.
21:21.37jimacrap, i gotta cut out at in 40 minutes
21:21.43jimaerr, s/at //
21:50.01youtahspangborn, Buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo uffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
21:50.09spangbornYeah, that.
21:50.16jlp_work1uffalo?
21:50.40youtahs/uffalo/buffalo/
21:50.53jlp_work1well, that didn't entirely work
21:50.59spangbornHaha.
21:50.59jlp_work1Bbuffalo
21:51.16youtahROFL
21:51.24youtahs/ uffalo/ buffalo/
21:51.26jlp_work1you should have subbed " uffalo"
21:51.31spangbornglobal search fail.
21:51.32Yorokobitatanka
21:51.43spangbornI ran into this problem with a data reflector last week.
21:51.46Jayce^global would fail too :)
21:52.01spangbornThe regex we were using was catching a ton of stuff we didn't want.
21:52.20Jayce^lookbehinds
21:57.56youtahwhy are you looking at my behind?
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22:24.33youtahI need a bike that allows me to pedal down hill, and stores that energy somewhere. Then when I hit an uphill, it unleashes that energy, assisting me when cycling uphill.
22:34.22T4rku5great idea, youtah
22:34.56jlp_work1pictures a bike with a giant tower on the back with a weight suspended from a pully system
22:35.49jlp_work1but a flywheel would probably be less large (although maybe not as simple mechanically)
22:36.08jlp_work1a flywheel could become complicated when you try to turn
22:36.20youtahor don't turn
22:36.44youtah"but I want to go left" ... fly wheel, no you don't....
22:36.45JalenJadeyoutah, http://bluemonkeybikes.com/ except not sure if their bikes charge the battery while you peddle
22:36.57jlp_work1I know the old WWI biplanes with rotary engines could turn right a lot sharper than they could turn left thanks to the torque of the engine
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22:51.00shalkieKind of neat: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=swallows-may-be-evolving-to-dodge-traffic
22:52.20JalenJadeReally tempted to be a smartass here about that but someone would probably take me seriously
22:52.32JalenJadeeven with that disclaimer someone probably still will
22:52.38JalenJadeThey didn't evolve they were engineered that way
22:52.57GateJalenJade: engineered to evolve? I can buy that ;)
22:53.43JalenJadenetflix killed my laptop...
22:55.48Gateit was engineered that way
22:55.55Gatewill stop now, or at least try to
22:56.28JalenJadeoh it was silverlite
22:56.40JalenJadebut because it was fullscreen video I was screwed
22:56.48JalenJadeit probably was engineered that way
22:56.53JalenJademicrosoft jealous of my mac
22:57.36maheliousanother victim of silverlight?  how long must we suffer under its oppressive regime.
23:01.13JalenJadesoon as you make something better that the studios will accept
23:02.22GateI despise silverlight, but not quite as much as I despise flash
23:02.45JalenJadenothing is as horrible as flash
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23:18.20shalkieJalenJade: Why you gotta go and say that? Now someone has to come up with something that is worse.
23:19.20JalenJadeThen the internet will have something NEW to complain about!
23:40.40youtahneybar_work, uh oh, you're in trouble
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