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| 03:06.32 | JessieAMorris | Hello all! :-) |
| 03:06.50 | Reilithion | ~greet JessieAMorris |
| 03:06.51 | ibot | ACTION dumps a bucket of cold oatmeal on JessieAMorris |
| 03:07.50 | JessieAMorris | Mmmm... Oatmeal is good for the skin. |
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| 04:06.05 | bonez2046 | JessieAMorris: placed externally on the skin or eaten internally, or both (re the oatmeal)? |
| 04:07.17 | Reilithion | Perhaps simply its existence? At all? |
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| 19:00.33 | sjansen | ~rlart |
| 19:00.33 | ibot | readies the nuke launcher and fires some rounds at pashdown |
| 19:04.12 | shalkie | ~lart sjansen |
| 19:04.12 | ibot | chops sjansen in half with a free AOL CD |
| 19:04.33 | shalkie | Hmmm... You know I haven't seen many fee AOL cd's. |
| 19:04.38 | sjansen | ~fishslap shalkie |
| 19:04.38 | ibot | ACTION slaps shalkie up side the head with a wet fish. |
| 19:04.40 | shalkie | s/fee/free |
| 19:04.45 | shalkie | ~whale sjansen |
| 19:04.54 | shalkie | hmmm... |
| 19:04.59 | shalkie | ~literal whale |
| 19:04.59 | ibot | "whale" is "a magical creature used mainly by gnomes (c.f. Bloodmyst Isle), also by other races, to inject fear (a.k.a. ph34r) into the heart of the enemy. That is, if they aren't laughing so hard that a furious gnome has challenged them." |
| 19:05.48 | shalkie | A truly intimidating description that bares little resemblance to what I actually got. |
| 19:06.01 | shalkie | ~lart ibot |
| 19:06.01 | ibot | pushes the wall down onto shalkie whilst whistling innocently |
| 19:07.05 | goozbach | when are people going to learn |
| 19:07.06 | goozbach | ? |
| 19:07.19 | goozbach | ~learn shalkie |
| 19:07.39 | sjansen | ~teach shalkie |
| 19:07.48 | sjansen | ~educate shalkie |
| 19:07.48 | ibot | ACTION teaches shalkie the basics, including how to RTM. |
| 19:08.04 | shalkie | :-P |
| 19:08.05 | sjansen | ~whaleslap shalkie |
| 19:08.05 | ibot | ACTION beats shalkie upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh |
| 19:08.16 | shalkie | Damn. Thats what I was looking for. |
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| 19:17.41 | sjansen | ~whalestab shalkie |
| 19:17.41 | ibot | ACTION stabs shalkie with a rather narrow and pointy whale named Montgomery |
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| 19:42.54 | tensai | I think zenoss got a little confused: "disk space threshold: 504.6% used (-7.5GB free)" |
| 19:44.39 | tensai | introduces his new "hard drive of holding" |
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| 19:53.46 | mindjuju | @tensai resplendent! |
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| 20:31.03 | tensai | actually we moved an IP address from one server to another. the second server has a much bigger hard drive. zenoss would catch up on it eventually. |
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| 22:04.27 | Lars-UT | wonders if he needs a UEFI bios to boot off of tensai's "hard drive of holding" |
| 22:32.32 | JessieAMorris | What bot is being used for ibot? |
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| 22:33.15 | sjansen | ~ibot |
| 22:33.15 | ibot | It's me |
| 22:33.21 | sjansen | ~blootbot |
| 22:33.22 | ibot | [blootbot] an IRC bot written in perl descended from infobot. Hosted on SF. This project is now merged back into the main infobot project. See [infobot] |
| 22:33.32 | sjansen | ~infobot |
| 22:33.33 | ibot | from memory, infobot is better than wowbot |
| 22:33.44 | sjansen | used to know this... |
| 22:34.14 | JessieAMorris | It's all good. Memory is a nasty thing sometimes. |
| 22:36.01 | sjansen | I'm pretty sure ibot is an infobot, but I don't remember how to prove it. |
| 22:37.46 | JessieAMorris | Well, that will get me on the right tract. |
| 22:37.48 | JessieAMorris | *track |
| 22:38.13 | sjansen | Can I offer you a nickometer instead? |
| 22:38.20 | sjansen | ~nickometer Jayce^ |
| 22:41.27 | JessieAMorris | ~nickometer sjansen |
| 22:41.46 | JessieAMorris | hahahahahaha... I expected nothing less. |
| 22:41.55 | JessieAMorris | ~nickometer JessieAMorris |
| 22:42.27 | {} | ~nickometer {} |
| 22:43.02 | sjansen | Well, I never! |
| 22:43.13 | shalkie | ~nickometer brasto |
| 22:43.14 | sjansen | NickServ's gotten more aggressive. |
| 22:43.32 | {-} | ~nickometer {-} |
| 22:44.34 | tensai | please not with the nickometer again |
| 22:45.16 | {-} | You'd rather resurrection russian roulette? |
| 22:48.43 | Gate | ~help nickometer |
| 22:48.54 | Gate | ~nickometer gate |
| 22:49.02 | Gate | schweet |
| 22:49.25 | Gate | ~nickometer bob |
| 23:01.16 | tensai | let me spoil the surprise for you. nickometer just measures how many special characters are in your nick. it's impossible to get 100% so don't bother. |
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| 23:08.08 | JessieAMorris | tensai: You are no fun... :-( |
| 23:08.11 | {-} | ~punish tensai |
| 23:08.11 | ibot | ACTION forces tensai to install and use Windows |
| 23:09.43 | macnewbold | ~nickometer 382883 |
| 23:09.53 | macnewbold | ~nickometer 31337 |
| 23:10.05 | {-} | chuckles |
| 23:10.07 | macnewbold | ~nickometer 1337 |
| 23:10.11 | macnewbold | hrm |
| 23:10.16 | macnewbold | there's got to be a way to get 100% |
| 23:10.34 | {-} | tensai: You shouldn't have trown down the gauntlet. |
| 23:10.55 | {-} | Now macnewbold has picked it up, and it will trouble his sleep until he proves you wrong. |
| 23:11.14 | macnewbold | ~nickometer { |
| 23:11.15 | {-} | macnewbold: Be sure to send tensai daily updates on your progress. |
| 23:11.24 | macnewbold | ~nickometer ; |
| 23:11.43 | macnewbold | it would be easier with white-box methods - must find source code... |
| 23:13.55 | macnewbold | found it |
| 23:14.04 | macnewbold | ~nickometer 00101 |
| 23:15.24 | macnewbold | here's the kicker at the end: |
| 23:15.26 | macnewbold | # Use an appropriate function to map [0, +inf) to [0, 100) |
| 23:15.27 | macnewbold | <PROTECTED> |
| 23:15.27 | macnewbold | (1 + &Math::Trig::tanh(($score-400)/400)) * |
| 23:15.27 | macnewbold | (1 - 1/(1+$score/5)) / 2; |
| 23:15.27 | macnewbold | <PROTECTED> |
| 23:15.56 | macnewbold | so it appears that it might not be possible to get all the way to 100 methinks, but i haven't done all the math yet |
| 23:17.19 | {-} | If you can get it to 99.8573% I'm willing to round up. |
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