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| 05:17.06 | maquis | sontek: nice... i love florence. |
| 05:43.33 | eightyeight | http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-12/uom-ate120109.php |
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| 05:56.37 | Tene | That certainly fits my experiences and observations. |
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| 18:52.32 | {-} | http://blog.jeremybell.com/2009/12/03/so-i-got-arrested-by-the-swat-team-last-night/ |
| 18:52.47 | {-} | Good thing we don't have any neighbors that can see in the office windows. |
| 18:53.06 | {-} | We would have been visited by SWAT _so_ many times by now... |
| 18:55.28 | Migs | OLD |
| 18:58.10 | unum | where was this at? |
| 18:58.50 | unum | looks like toronto |
| 19:06.41 | goozbach | {-}: no kidding |
| 19:06.52 | goozbach | shotguns, multiple handguns |
| 19:07.04 | goozbach | let's not forget the AKs |
| 19:13.18 | fozzmoo | OMG, that's hilarious. |
| 19:14.38 | Nafai | Hi from Digg HQ |
| 19:14.46 | fozzmoo | Nafai: How's it? |
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| 19:15.46 | Nafai | Pretty cool, nice environment here |
| 19:16.08 | fozzmoo | Cool. You'll have to spill the details when you get back. |
| 19:16.16 | Nafai | Sure thing |
| 19:18.01 | Migs | http://mashable.com/2009/12/07/google-real-time-search/ |
| 19:18.41 | fozzmoo | Migs: Wow. |
| 19:21.35 | goozbach | Nafai: good luck |
| 19:21.39 | goozbach | we're all counting on you |
| 19:22.38 | Nafai | Thanks :) |
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| 19:25.14 | nifnalaylu | well hello earth |
| 19:26.10 | goozbach | afteroon nifnalaylu |
| 19:26.47 | nifnalaylu | it is afternoon there? |
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| 19:28.54 | nifnalaylu | well this is soooo fun |
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| 19:33.47 | *** topic/#utah is http://utos.org/irc | logs @ http://ibot.rikers.org/#utah | Congratulations maquis! | I hear the ballet in Prague is excellent this season |
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| 19:34.06 | unum | ~rlart nifnalaylu |
| 19:34.34 | harleypig | http://www.xkcdb.com/?6864 |
| 19:34.39 | unum | cries |
| 19:34.50 | nifnalaylu | why cry? |
| 19:35.06 | unum | because ibot doesn't like me |
| 19:35.15 | unum | ~lart nifnalaylu |
| 19:35.15 | ibot | eats nifnalaylu and falls over dead |
| 19:35.20 | unum | there we go |
| 19:35.23 | unum | I was doing it wrong |
| 19:36.19 | nifnalaylu | oh well at least you got this thing to do some thing |
| 19:36.35 | nifnalaylu | why would ibot eat me?? |
| 19:37.08 | nifnalaylu | why |
| 19:37.30 | nifnalaylu | why did it die me not food |
| 19:40.48 | nifnalaylu | bloddy hell |
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| 19:51.54 | {-} | ~tease unum |
| 19:51.54 | ibot | ACTION tickles unum with a feather and makes unum rotflmaopimp-ing |
| 19:56.02 | elg | hooray google for the gratuitous ajax fadein |
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| 20:09.05 | levi | It only fades in after you move your mouse, apparently. |
| 20:09.49 | tensai | ~lart naive port scan detectors |
| 20:09.49 | ibot | strangles naive port scan detectors with a 9-pole serial cable |
| 20:10.09 | tensai | this one I found keeps sending me alarms about my own mail traffic |
| 20:10.29 | tensai | and I can't figure out how to turn the bugger off! |
| 20:10.32 | tensai | ~lart cobalt |
| 20:10.32 | ibot | hooks into a hydrant and hoses cobalt down |
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| 20:13.37 | {-} | ~taunt tensai |
| 20:13.38 | ibot | ACTION taunts tensai a second time |
| 20:14.27 | goozbach | ~rlart |
| 20:14.28 | ibot | beats goozbach over the head with a microkernel |
| 20:14.32 | goozbach | dang |
| 20:14.47 | goozbach | good thing I didn't do ~roulette |
| 20:15.45 | fozzmoo | ~punch |
| 20:15.46 | ibot | ACTION punches mrpull - that wasn't very nice! |
| 20:15.46 | fozzmoo | ~beat |
| 20:15.47 | fozzmoo | ~kick |
| 20:15.48 | fozzmoo | ~meow |
| 20:15.48 | ibot | jbot: woem |
| 20:16.08 | levi | Hmm, SpaceShipTwo is to be named VSS Enterprise. |
| 20:16.12 | harleypig | http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/55919 |
| 20:16.15 | fozzmoo | levi: How original. |
| 20:17.04 | fozzmoo | harleypig: Reminds me of a really bad joke someone told me once. |
| 20:17.16 | tensai | fozzmoo: let them get it out of their system so they can move on to original names |
| 20:17.27 | fozzmoo | harleypig: What's the best thing about taking a shower with your 16-year old girlfriend? When she slicks her hair back she looks like she's 12. |
| 20:17.30 | harleypig | heh |
| 20:17.59 | Migs | "Us magazine now says Tiger was having sex with at least 9 women" |
| 20:18.37 | harleypig | He figures if he's gonna go down for it, he might as well go down with quantity! |
| 20:18.48 | fozzmoo | Migs: That's about par for the course, don't you think? ;-) |
| 20:19.02 | levi | groans |
| 20:19.09 | levi | Bad fozzmoo, no biscuit. |
| 20:19.48 | {-} | <PROTECTED> |
| 20:20.44 | Migs | lol: http://www.rateitall.com/t-2868724-hottest-women-tiger-woods-cheated-with.aspx |
| 20:21.58 | {-} | Migs: anti-lol |
| 20:22.34 | Migs | I love how the Internet makes light of someone else's life-crushing transgressions |
| 20:22.52 | {-} | straps Migs down alone in a room A Clockwork Orange-style and forces him to watch Twilight on a loop |
| 20:22.52 | Migs | makes the world not appear to suck as much |
| 20:23.04 | Migs | why is that not a ~lart? |
| 20:27.22 | levi | Too cruel. |
| 20:32.16 | rsimpkins | Does anyone in here ski? |
| 20:32.25 | Migs | used to over 10 years ago |
| 20:32.27 | rsimpkins | I'm curious to know how many runs you can typically do in a day. |
| 20:32.34 | rsimpkins | Considering lines, etc. |
| 20:32.39 | Migs | a lot |
| 20:32.45 | Migs | 20? |
| 20:33.54 | rsimpkins | so, $70 a day - roughly $3.50 per run? |
| 20:34.07 | Migs | maybe 20 is too much |
| 20:34.07 | rsimpkins | Or some where around there. |
| 20:34.17 | Migs | maybe more like 12 or so |
| 20:34.34 | rsimpkins | That'd be $5.80 a run. |
| 20:34.44 | rsimpkins | Why does it cost so much? |
| 20:35.02 | rsimpkins | Is the lift equipment really expensive to maintain or something? |
| 20:35.03 | levi | I imagine the number varies widely depending on skill level and the runs you choose to take. |
| 20:35.13 | {-} | "Do you know the street value of this mountain?" |
| 20:35.57 | Migs | get a season pass |
| 20:36.05 | goozbach | rsimpkins: I get 20-30 runs in on a good day |
| 20:36.05 | rsimpkins | I mean, does it take a lot of specialize equipment for a resort to set up a ski slope? I don't know a lot about it. |
| 20:36.21 | levi | First, you have to buy the side of a mountain. |
| 20:36.38 | fozzmoo | or lease it. |
| 20:36.51 | goozbach | rsimpkins: if you want to see if it's a value propsition for you you could try the half-day pass at Brighton |
| 20:36.57 | levi | Either way, not cheap. |
| 20:37.08 | rsimpkins | goozbach: No, I'm just curious the types of costs a ski resort incurs. |
| 20:37.23 | rsimpkins | Not trying to say it isn't fair, just trying to understand why it costs what it does. |
| 20:37.30 | fozzmoo | Well, there's all that hot chocolate... |
| 20:37.37 | goozbach | rsimpkins: cause that's what people will pay |
| 20:37.40 | goozbach | :) |
| 20:37.52 | rsimpkins | hehe |
| 20:37.53 | goozbach | take beaver mtn above logan. |
| 20:37.55 | JoshH | well, property taxes for ownign the mountain, i'm sure lifts are expensive to buy and repair and get safety inspected etc, grooming, payroll, making fake snow, marketing, etc |
| 20:37.55 | unum | rsimpkins: you're assuming a competive market |
| 20:38.05 | fozzmoo | I wonder what kind of insurance costs resorts have to pay. |
| 20:38.14 | rsimpkins | I'm not trying to assume anything, actually. |
| 20:38.17 | goozbach | in my not so humble opninon the snow is as good as alta/birighton/snowbird |
| 20:38.18 | unum | there are a limited number of ski resorts, they charge as much as people will pay |
| 20:38.22 | JoshH | other than that, it's basically hotels, restaurants, etc, all with their own issues |
| 20:38.24 | rsimpkins | I may be, but I'm not trying to. :) |
| 20:38.25 | goozbach | but the price is MUCH lower |
| 20:38.36 | JoshH | goozbach, where? |
| 20:38.42 | fozzmoo | goozbach: And the drive is prettier. :) |
| 20:38.49 | goozbach | JoshH: beaver mountain |
| 20:38.49 | fozzmoo | Logan Canyon - Beaver Mtn. |
| 20:38.52 | JoshH | ah |
| 20:38.56 | unum | some of the ski resorts simply rent from the forest service |
| 20:38.57 | rsimpkins | So the reality is that the costs to run a resort are low, but they charge a lot because of limited supply? |
| 20:38.57 | JoshH | only been to logan once |
| 20:39.00 | goozbach | logan canyon |
| 20:39.01 | JoshH | well twice |
| 20:39.05 | JoshH | both times were just go to to hardware ranch |
| 20:39.14 | fozzmoo | JoshH: Heh heh. See the elk? |
| 20:39.18 | JoshH | ya |
| 20:39.19 | goozbach | there's the chance you'll be stuck in Cache valley if it snows too hard thow? |
| 20:39.20 | JoshH | i love elk |
| 20:39.24 | fozzmoo | Kind of boring, isn't it? |
| 20:39.33 | levi | The only times I've been to hardware ranch, it was solely because of the road to hardware ranch. :) |
| 20:39.33 | JoshH | nah |
| 20:39.37 | JoshH | i could stare at elk all day |
| 20:39.41 | mulicheng | I 2nd Beaver Mtn. |
| 20:39.41 | fozzmoo | heh. |
| 20:39.50 | mulicheng | Great place to ski for a much better price. |
| 20:39.52 | fozzmoo | "The man who stares at Elk." |
| 20:40.04 | mulicheng | Unfortunately, I live 3 hours from there. |
| 20:40.22 | JoshH | i did think sardine canyon was nice to look at on the way |
| 20:40.26 | unum | I used to live half and an hour from beaver |
| 20:40.28 | levi | Twice I drove my Miata up there, and once I rode my bike up. It's a really nice twisty road without too much traffic. |
| 20:40.32 | unum | and I never went |
| 20:40.43 | fozzmoo | I used to live on the road up to Hardware Ranch. |
| 20:40.51 | rsimpkins | When we lived in hyrum we enjoyed the elk that would graze behind our house in the winter. Amazing animals. |
| 20:41.08 | fozzmoo | Really hated that when deer season kicked in. Non-stop traffic noise at 4am. |
| 20:41.19 | unum | you can go up to hardware ranch through ogden canyon and have an even more scenic route(but in the winter that requires a snowmobile) |
| 20:41.28 | JoshH | my dad's asphalt plant is leasing some ground to a domestic elk rancher who is raising some gigantic, hormone pumped bulls there |
| 20:41.37 | JoshH | i think one of them is actually considered the biggest in teh world |
| 20:41.56 | JoshH | i looked at it back in july and it was already incredible |
| 20:41.57 | fozzmoo | unum: From Ogden Canyon? I know the east-fork road in Logan will take you there, but I hadn't heard of coming from Ogden. |
| 20:42.01 | JoshH | even though it was still growing |
| 20:42.34 | unum | fozzmoo: it's a dirt a road from monte cristo |
| 20:42.35 | fozzmoo | "The man who stares at hormone pumped Elk." |
| 20:42.38 | unum | to hardware ranch |
| 20:42.46 | levi | What do you do with gigantic, hormone-pumped elk bulls? |
| 20:42.47 | rsimpkins | fozzmoo: Yeah, you can do it if you keep going south through hyrum and Paradise. |
| 20:42.57 | fozzmoo | rsimpkins: Well, sure. |
| 20:43.04 | fozzmoo | Been on that road. |
| 20:43.11 | JoshH | levi: sells them, and their offspring, for about 60k to private game ranches, where rich saudi princes fly in and blast them |
| 20:43.13 | rsimpkins | It turns to dirt road right out side of paradise last I went out there. |
| 20:43.14 | fozzmoo | I think the Ragnar relay uses that. |
| 20:43.29 | fozzmoo | Right outside of Avon, actually. |
| 20:43.35 | rsimpkins | Right. |
| 20:44.16 | JoshH | also, some guy offered 20k just for the sheds from last year |
| 20:44.16 | unum | there's one call ant flat |
| 20:44.17 | unum | that runs further east |
| 20:44.17 | levi | JoshH: Ah, nice. :P |
| 20:44.17 | JoshH | it's very profitable if you put the work into it |
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| 20:44.47 | JoshH | he also sells cow elk to restaurants and stuff |
| 20:44.47 | goozbach | netplit! |
| 20:44.47 | fozzmoo | wonders what the work of a hormone pumper is like. |
| 20:44.54 | goozbach | fozzmoo: don't, that way leads madness |
| 20:44.54 | JoshH | heh, actually, i meant to say say steroids instead of hormones |
| 20:45.02 | goozbach | what is seen cannot be unseen |
| 20:45.02 | unum | my family used to won property near monte cristo |
| 20:45.15 | unum | so I would drive down from logan to camp at it |
| 20:47.13 | levi | Steroids of the sort that make big elk are also hormones, are they not? |
| 20:47.31 | JoshH | probably, i just didn't want to make it sound like they were getting estrogen or something |
| 20:47.50 | levi | Estrogen is also a steroid. |
| 20:47.50 | JoshH | whatever it is, it makes the antlers enormous |
| 20:48.40 | levi | They're probably getting androgens, though. |
| 20:49.06 | JoshH | the ranch is off 1300W in WJ, you can see them if you drive down that water conservancy road |
| 20:49.19 | JoshH | about 80th south |
| 20:49.49 | levi | Or anabolic steroids. |
| 20:50.08 | JoshH | i'm not an expert on that stuff, so i wouldn't know |
| 20:51.48 | levi | Cholesterol is also a steroid. |
| 20:52.12 | levi | I'm not an expert either, I'm just doing on-the-fly research at wikipedia based on vague recollections. |
| 20:54.25 | unum | http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=41.363827,-111.634638&spn=0.000715,0.001742&t=h&z=20 |
| 20:54.34 | unum | that's the property my family used to own |
| 20:54.39 | unum | not that anyone should care |
| 20:54.42 | rsimpkins | So, I have been sick the last week and half. Does anyone have any thoughts regarding PLUG for december? |
| 20:54.56 | fozzmoo | Skip it. |
| 20:55.14 | rsimpkins | December is always a hard month to do meetings in any way. |
| 20:55.18 | Migs | that would've been more interesting if you'd shown that on zillow.com |
| 20:56.17 | unum | Migs: hadn't thought of that |
| 20:56.37 | unum | I have no idea how much they are worth, my grandma owned them, and sold them a few years back |
| 20:57.03 | fozzmoo | We had some property north of Kimball Junction when I was growing up., |
| 20:57.29 | fozzmoo | My family sold it when the propertyowners association wanted to do stuff like pave the roads, run electricity and drinking water in, etc. |
| 20:57.43 | fozzmoo | Another one of those stupid money decisions my parents made. |
| 20:58.05 | fozzmoo | Not that my parents are always making stupid money decisions, but there have been a couple I would have done differently if I were them. |
| 21:03.20 | {-} | rsimpkins: Convince redbeard2 to teach how to make some sort of geeky holiday treat. Like rice crispies with embedded LEDs. |
| 21:04.06 | redbeard2 | {-}: that sounds potentially painful |
| 21:04.42 | {-} | redbeard2: I'm the big picture guy, I'll leave the details to you. |
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| 21:09.02 | goozbach | redbeard2: put the crispies into a small bunt-pan like cupcake dish made of pyrex |
| 21:09.17 | goozbach | put the leds in the posts |
| 21:09.29 | goozbach | let it light your crispy till you pick it up to eat it |
| 21:09.33 | redbeard2 | something about a pyrex bundt pan sounds seriously cool |
| 21:09.47 | goozbach | redbeard2: not just a pyrex bunt pan |
| 21:10.05 | goozbach | a pryex bunt-pan style muffin pan |
| 21:10.16 | redbeard2 | i'd buy that |
| 21:10.46 | goozbach | imagine baking brownie cupcakes and filling them with vanilla ice cream! |
| 21:11.14 | goozbach | with a hard-shell chocolate "icing" |
| 21:13.51 | redbeard2 | i want to do that anyway |
| 21:14.14 | redbeard2 | i need to figure out how to embed ice cream inside brownies |
| 21:15.55 | goozbach | redbeard2: I'ts easy |
| 21:16.08 | goozbach | bake em, hollow em, and frost em |
| 21:16.22 | goozbach | matter of fact I'll give that a shot this week |
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| 21:16.53 | redbeard2 | rsimpkins: sounds like goozbach is flying in to do the plug demo |
| 21:17.55 | goozbach | redbeard2: if you pay for my ticket |
| 21:18.01 | goozbach | and we do it the 30th or 31st |
| 21:19.43 | fozzmoo | goozbach: You're going ot be in town for New Years? |
| 21:20.28 | goozbach | fozzmoo: no |
| 21:20.35 | goozbach | not unless redbeard2 buys my ticket |
| 21:20.36 | goozbach | :) |
| 21:20.42 | fozzmoo | I see. |
| 21:21.00 | fozzmoo | hates debugging PHP. |
| 21:21.11 | goozbach | s/debugging// |
| 21:21.13 | goozbach | :) |
| 21:21.20 | fozzmoo | Well, yeah. |
| 21:21.21 | fozzmoo | PHP Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_VARIABLE, expecting ']' |
| 21:21.25 | fozzmoo | Argh! |
| 21:21.45 | fozzmoo | I didn't write it. Just got asked to fix it. |
| 21:22.01 | fozzmoo | Thought vim's syntax highlighting would direct me to the problem, but alas, no. |
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| 21:22.23 | goozbach | no error line? |
| 21:22.35 | fozzmoo | Yeah- the last line in the file. |
| 21:22.36 | fozzmoo | Below the ?> |
| 21:23.07 | goozbach | hah |
| 21:23.18 | goozbach | <PROTECTED> |
| 21:23.23 | goozbach | then switch using % |
| 21:23.42 | fozzmoo | Yeah- I did that. |
| 21:23.57 | fozzmoo | didn't find any unmatching brackets. |
| 21:24.11 | goozbach | odd |
| 21:24.24 | fozzmoo | I guess I'll look again and see if they've got something quoted inside brackets that isn't closed inside the brackets. |
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| 21:32.24 | goozbach | fozzmoo: weren't you supposed to announce something today |
| 21:32.40 | fozzmoo | Yep. |
| 21:32.45 | fozzmoo | I'm still waiting for some confirmation. |
| 21:34.12 | goozbach | I see |
| 21:34.44 | fozzmoo | nope. No unmatched quotes inside brackets. |
| 21:35.15 | {-} | Palin is asking fozzmoo to be her VP? He's going to refuse, right? |
| 21:35.30 | fozzmoo | VP of what? Her book tour? |
| 21:35.44 | fozzmoo | I love a good book tour. |
| 21:36.15 | goozbach | I'd vote for Palin/Moo |
| 21:36.17 | goozbach | :) |
| 21:39.07 | Nafai | For a great book tour, sure. :) |
| 21:39.48 | {-} | I might be willing to _watch_ Palin/Moo the movie. No way I'd vote Palin/Moo. |
| 21:40.16 | goozbach | did I forget the sarcasim tags again! |
| 21:40.45 | {-} | Colbert/Moo, now there's a ticket I'd consider. |
| 21:41.19 | fozzmoo | For what? late-night humor? |
| 21:41.37 | Nafai | Colber/Moo++ |
| 21:43.22 | fozzmoo | http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs100.snc3/16749_1268848610710_1514675845_30723792_1437409_n.jpg |
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| 22:41.00 | levi | http://www.justsaygnome.net/gnomes-noams--oms---products---ordering.html |
| 22:41.17 | levi | Get a Garden Noam. |
| 22:45.17 | elg | :-) |
| 22:52.03 | levi | Noam with a Garden Noam: http://www.justsaygnome.net/uploads/2/6/1/3/2613300/8376357.jpg |
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| 23:04.35 | Sargun | What are some difficult questions for a prospective SA? |
| 23:06.26 | elg | ~heart sugar babies |
| 23:06.27 | ibot | I ⤠sugar babies |
| 23:06.50 | elg | Sargun: what to do about climate change |
| 23:07.25 | Sargun | wonders if goozbach and emcnabb are proud of me, or disgusted by the monster they've created. |
| 23:08.21 | tensai | Sargun: SA of what kind of systems? |
| 23:08.38 | Sargun | tensai, basic stuff, mostly physical SAing |
| 23:08.46 | elg | botnets |
| 23:10.15 | goozbach | Sargun: as long as you don't come back to slay your sensei I'm ok with what I created |
| 23:10.27 | elg | ~slay goozbach |
| 23:10.28 | ibot | ACTION brandishes Excalibur! "With this sword, I vanquish thee, goozbach!" apt lops off goozbach's head. |
| 23:10.53 | Sargun | web servers |
| 23:10.57 | Sargun | elg, what about botnets? |
| 23:11.11 | elg | "SA of what kind of systems?" |
| 23:11.57 | Sargun | Web Servers.. Mostly... Pizza boxes. |
| 23:17.00 | tensai | Sargun: you discover a botnet running on your farm of web servers. the boss refuses to let you shut down the mission critical system while you clean up. what do you do? |
| 23:17.33 | Sargun | tensai, I'm asking questions more like: |
| 23:17.50 | elg | ask how many db-9 cables you can fit in a bus |
| 23:17.52 | elg | without tangling |
| 23:18.06 | Sargun | 1) The usage of static IP addresses versus dynamic addresses for auto configuration, as well as management in different environments? |
| 23:18.06 | Sargun | 2) Store purchased cables versus custom made ones. |
| 23:18.06 | Sargun | 3) Using high reliability, high priced servers as opposed to low cost "Pizza box" servers. |
| 23:18.06 | Sargun | 4) Scaling systems horizontally and vertically. Speak to both points. What are the challenges, and benefits of each solution? |
| 23:18.59 | Sargun | Ok, I want one more "free answer" |
| 23:19.10 | Sargun | and then I want 5 "difficult" to answer questions |
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| 23:19.37 | elg | 5) vim or emacs? |
| 23:19.53 | TimRiker | ~lart elg |
| 23:19.53 | ibot | takes out elg with the trash |
| 23:19.54 | Sargun | elg, No. |
| 23:19.57 | Sargun | NANO |
| 23:20.06 | TimRiker | edlin! |
| 23:20.16 | elg | see, you flunked. I would hire TimRiker instead |
| 23:20.23 | TimRiker | :) |
| 23:20.48 | Sargun | -_- |
| 23:20.51 | elg | if you say "notepad" you don't even get to the courtesy tour to the end of the interview. |
| 23:20.57 | Sargun | hahaha |
| 23:21.21 | TimRiker | what happens if you say Microsoft Word ? |
| 23:21.47 | TimRiker | I hope there's flogging involved |
| 23:22.04 | elg | then I hire you to support the engineers who write their own parts database in access. |
| 23:22.11 | TimRiker | hehe |
| 23:22.16 | elg | Real Story |
| 23:22.20 | TimRiker | ~access |
| 23:22.20 | elg | except for the hiring part. |
| 23:22.41 | TimRiker | hmm. lost a factoid? |
| 23:24.22 | {-} | "Someone offers you fame and glory for running Seti@Home on all the Web servers. What do you do?" |
| 23:24.47 | Sargun | HAHA |
| 23:25.04 | {-} | "Linus just released a new kernel. What do you do?" |
| 23:25.13 | Sargun | {-}, emerge gentoo-sources |
| 23:25.16 | Sargun | cd /usr/src/linux |
| 23:25.26 | Sargun | zcat /proc/config.gz > .config |
| 23:25.29 | Sargun | make old_config |
| 23:25.32 | Sargun | make all |
| 23:25.34 | Sargun | make install |
| 23:25.39 | Sargun | make modules_install |
| 23:25.40 | Sargun | reboot |
| 23:25.53 | elg | ~lart linus |
| 23:25.53 | ibot | raises middle finger to linus |
| 23:25.54 | {-} | "Your prospective employer is running Gentoo. How quickly can you escape the room?" |
| 23:25.58 | Sargun | haha |
| 23:25.58 | TimRiker | ahm was just in a lart. added it as a factoid. |
| 23:26.00 | TimRiker | ~access |
| 23:26.01 | ibot | M$ Access is a database. No, really, a database. A real live multi-user... well, ok, not really multi-user, but a database. |
| 23:26.34 | tensai | Sargun: what would you do to prevent a Terry Childs situation? |
| 23:26.58 | TimRiker | Sargon: what? not on one line? what kind of and admin are you? |
| 23:28.20 | Sargun | tensai, That's a good one. |
| 23:28.27 | Sargun | TimRiker, -_- |
| 23:28.36 | Sargun | ~lart TimRiker because he can't spell |
| 23:28.36 | ibot | hauls TimRiker because he can't spell up by the scruff of the neck and spanks him until he waddles |
| 23:29.00 | tensai | Sargun: have you ever retrieved the Amulet of Yendor? |
| 23:29.06 | TimRiker | what can't I speel? |
| 23:29.08 | Sargun | hm? |
| 23:29.13 | Sargun | No. |
| 23:29.17 | Sargun | I don't play nethack |
| 23:29.21 | Sargun | it wastes too much time |
| 23:29.27 | tensai | TimRiker: how does one pronounce saygus? |
| 23:29.41 | Sargun | -_- |
| 23:29.46 | TimRiker | oh. "and admin" sry. |
| 23:30.05 | TimRiker | say Gus |
| 23:30.14 | tensai | hard g then? |
| 23:30.20 | TimRiker | yes |
| 23:30.32 | tensai | looks pretty cool. I hope it takes off. |
| 23:30.39 | TimRiker | me too. :) |
| 23:30.49 | tensai | pouts about his employer-provided windows mobile phone |
| 23:31.08 | elg | pouts about his employer-provided blackberry |
| 23:31.15 | elg | ~put |
| 23:31.16 | TimRiker | wm? sheesh. well, it'll die soon. perhaps not soon enough. |
| 23:31.18 | elg | ~pout |
| 23:31.19 | ibot | methinks pout is To protrude the lips in an expression of displeasure or sulkiness. |
| 23:31.33 | elg | ibot makes it sound sultry |
| 23:31.43 | TimRiker | though you can run android on a few wm phones now. :) |
| 23:31.43 | tensai | TimRiker: mine seems to be trying |
| 23:31.51 | tensai | I shouldn't have to reboot twice a week |
| 23:32.12 | elg | you'r right, that sounds way too infrequent for windows mobile |
| 23:32.23 | TimRiker | that's what I was thinking |
| 23:32.31 | {-} | ibot: no pout is "To protrude the lips in an expression of displeasure or sulkiness, for example when given a Windows Mobile phone by an employer." |
| 23:32.31 | ibot | okay, {-} |
| 23:32.34 | {-} | ~pout |
| 23:32.35 | ibot | somebody said pout was "To protrude the lips in an expression of displeasure or sulkiness, for example when given a Windows Mobile phone by an employer." |
| 23:32.36 | tensai | that doesn't actually make me feel better |
| 23:32.55 | tensai | {-}: excellent |
| 23:33.03 | tensai | ~sjansen++ |
| 23:33.17 | elg | ~{-}-- |
| 23:33.21 | elg | parse that! |
| 23:33.24 | TimRiker | hehe |
| 23:33.35 | tensai | ~karma {-} |
| 23:33.35 | ibot | {-} has karma of -2 |
| 23:33.48 | TimRiker | ~fork bomb |
| 23:33.49 | ibot | ACTION creates an identical bomb, but with a different id |
| 23:33.50 | tensai | ~ibot++ |
| 23:33.57 | TimRiker | hmm. |
| 23:34.15 | elg | ~fork lunch |
| 23:34.16 | ibot | ACTION creates an identical lunch, but with a different id |
| 23:34.16 | TimRiker | ah... |
| 23:34.19 | elg | look, a replicator! |
| 23:34.21 | TimRiker | ~forkbomb |
| 23:34.21 | ibot | extra, extra, read all about it, forkbomb is Do not type this into a shell-> :(){ :|:& };: |
| 23:38.47 | Sargun | http://pastebin.com/d456c2944 |
| 23:38.50 | Sargun | what do you guys think? |
| 23:48.43 | levi | What is the context? |
| 23:49.51 | {-} | Needs to be edited for clarity. |
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| 23:54.36 | TimRiker | well, you spelled favorite "wrong". :) |
| 23:55.33 | TimRiker | gotta head. cya |
| 23:56.11 | tensai | Sargun: s/Pizza/pizza/ |
| 23:56.57 | tensai | Sargun: "if you could please" is too wimpy. you're the (prospective) boss, act like it. |
