| 00:01.52 | findlay | I've heard alleged stores about Tesla saying that he wouldn't eat until he had calculated some basic physical properties of his food, like its volume and mass |
| 00:02.00 | keldwud | haha |
| 00:02.12 | keldwud | so you didn't mean it in this form? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=opera&rls=en&hs=hI9&q=%22that%27s+so+tesla%22&btnG=Search |
| 00:02.54 | findlay | interesting |
| 00:04.09 | keldwud | but I think I understand what you were saying now. |
| 00:07.14 | keldwud | I cannot decide if I want to bake these pears or not |
| 00:07.22 | keldwud | or poach them |
| 00:07.24 | keldwud | with sherry |
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| 00:20.56 | elg | tensai: my battery cover is taped over with electrical tape (do you even need to ask?) so I don't know the exact model number |
| 00:21.05 | elg | but it's a phillips universal remote, dvr flavor |
| 00:22.09 | elg | looks like this http://images.tigerdirect.com/skuimages/large/E90-1014-main.jpg |
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| 01:19.02 | RyanE | tensai: where are you located? |
| 01:21.00 | elg | iadwho |
| 01:21.03 | elg | idawho even |
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| 02:00.27 | findlay | what's your favorite webcam program? |
| 02:02.54 | levi | So, my wife spent $100 on a swimsuit. She doesn't seem to think that's an outrageous price. |
| 02:03.30 | levi | keldwud: I ate a pear from Winder Farms last night. So yummy! |
| 02:07.29 | levi | Gah, I don't *want* to add paging to the GeekOS kernel right now. :/ |
| 02:11.08 | fozzmoo | levi: That's not too bad. |
| 02:11.12 | fozzmoo | (swimsuit price) |
| 02:11.19 | fozzmoo | Did she buy it from Victoria's Secret? |
| 02:11.49 | fozzmoo | findlay: I've liked what I've seen from camE |
| 02:14.22 | levi | fozzmoo: No, it was from some 'modest clothes' shop that had a boot at an expo. |
| 02:14.55 | levi | s/boot/booth/ |
| 02:16.12 | encryptz | anyone know why getting the debian .pdiffs would take so long? |
| 02:16.43 | encryptz | i'm grabbing them at maybe 10KB/s, wher when i grab the .debs, from the same server, they come down the pipe at 950KB/s |
| 02:17.49 | encryptz | the .pdiffs were meant to be efficient, yet, i'm hating them |
| 02:21.22 | keldwud | yeah these pears are just from smiths |
| 02:21.27 | keldwud | but they really need to be eaten |
| 02:21.48 | keldwud | I tried getting my hippy sister to stop by and eat some, cuz she loves pears. but she never called me back. |
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| 02:27.06 | levi | I have bad luck with grocery store pears. |
| 02:28.20 | keldwud | what do they do to you? haha |
| 02:28.36 | keldwud | and the farmer's market doesn't even open for another month or so. |
| 02:28.50 | keldwud | I can't wait until they get it year round. |
| 02:28.55 | levi | I just never get tasty pears from the grocery store. |
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| 02:29.29 | keldwud | probably depends on what you get, the asian pears from groceries are not too bad usually |
| 02:29.37 | levi | I think I'm going to go eat a pear. When I get back, I will hack on paging. |
| 02:29.38 | keldwud | s/groceries/grocers/ |
| 02:29.57 | keldwud | haha. well shit, take one of mine please. I have like six of'em |
| 02:39.58 | findlay | I want a pair |
| 02:40.21 | keldwud | haha |
| 02:40.29 | keldwud | that is a very ambiguous statement findlay |
| 02:40.47 | keldwud | could be taken out of context and in the wrong way. besides, you're in provo aren't you? |
| 02:40.48 | findlay | abiguous becomes |
| 02:41.00 | keldwud | I'm not going to deliver pears 45 miles :) |
| 02:41.09 | encryptz | unum: who do you use for you debian repos? |
| 02:43.05 | keldwud | which is better? orcish helmet or helmet? |
| 02:43.08 | keldwud | doh. |
| 02:43.22 | keldwud | misfire, sorry. unless there are any nethack players in the room |
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| 02:43.49 | sontek | hands keldwud a towel |
| 02:44.59 | keldwud | hehe I just bought one for 50 zorkmids |
| 02:45.20 | keldwud | I prefer having both towels and blindfolds though |
| 02:45.30 | keldwud | because blindfold is easier to (a)pply |
| 02:45.39 | keldwud | for shielding vision |
| 02:45.57 | sontek | keldwud: you fail the turing test! |
| 02:46.39 | keldwud | how about, "I already have my towel with me, because I don't go anywhere without it"? |
| 02:46.54 | keldwud | or was I supposed to wipe the grease off of my hands? |
| 02:46.58 | sontek | much better! |
| 02:47.01 | keldwud | I think I win the turing test ;) |
| 02:47.05 | keldwud | times 3 |
| 02:47.54 | keldwud | see, I said nethack, and you said towel, so I was going off of that context. didn't realize you were looking for thhgttg reference |
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| 02:53.46 | sontek | keldwud: sorry! I've never played nethack |
| 02:54.44 | keldwud | oh, hah. well then it was a concidence that a towel is one of the miscellaneous tools in the game and that you mentioned towel after I said nethack. |
| 02:55.14 | sontek | I'll have to play tonight |
| 02:55.22 | sontek | maquis keeps saying its awesome |
| 02:55.32 | keldwud | telnet nethack.alt.org |
| 02:55.36 | keldwud | that's the server I play on |
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| 02:55.52 | keldwud | makes it much more fun when you are playing with 30 other people. |
| 02:56.04 | keldwud | you can (w)atch games too |
| 02:56.41 | sontek | ok, user created |
| 02:58.18 | keldwud | sweet :) |
| 02:58.25 | levi | nethack is wicked hard for newbies. |
| 02:58.31 | keldwud | oh yeah it is |
| 02:58.42 | keldwud | pretty huge learning curve there sontek if you've never played it |
| 02:58.55 | sontek | Thats ok! I'm a professional everything! |
| 02:58.56 | keldwud | I suggest reading the online help to familiarize yourself with the commands |
| 02:59.00 | sontek | its a gift |
| 02:59.20 | nick125 | w00t, my RAM shipped...it should be here on Thursday |
| 02:59.22 | keldwud | there is a nethack wiki and a #nethack channel on this freenode server if you need help |
| 02:59.27 | levi | Just be prepared to die a lot and have no idea what you're doing. |
| 02:59.42 | keldwud | I will come watch your game and look over your shoulder and give you tips |
| 02:59.51 | keldwud | well actually, can't even really do that until you die a bunch |
| 03:00.14 | keldwud | it took me over a decade to figure out how to not die in this freaking game |
| 03:00.19 | levi | Intel documentation PDFs suck. No hyperlinking or indexing or anything. |
| 03:00.55 | keldwud | i never liked PDFs really. I always prefer just plain text or marked up text |
| 03:01.24 | levi | I like PDFs as long as they're suitably indexed and marked up. |
| 03:01.43 | keldwud | sontek, spend as much time as you possibly can doing everything you can imagine :) then you will start to learn how to not die |
| 03:02.05 | levi | sontek: Or, find all the spoilers you can on the web. |
| 03:02.26 | keldwud | heh. well even the spoilers wont get you far until you learn how to keep a character alive |
| 03:02.59 | keldwud | sontek: hey which user account is yours? |
| 03:04.02 | keldwud | ~irc nethack, or is it the other way around |
| 03:04.03 | ibot | Oh IRC, why do you distract me so from nethack, or is it the other way around? |
| 03:05.01 | sontek | keldwud: its sontek, but i'll be a sec |
| 03:05.03 | sontek | I need coffee |
| 03:05.10 | sontek | so trip to slc coffee break is needed |
| 03:05.22 | keldwud | oh hey come grab some pears while you are nearby |
| 03:05.25 | keldwud | laughs |
| 03:05.32 | keldwud | I just hate to see produce goto waste |
| 03:05.51 | keldwud | and if you plan on playing some nethack you will definitely need the coffee |
| 03:06.15 | levi | Turns out our pears were gone, so I drank some Winder Farms apple juice instead. It's yummy stuff. |
| 03:07.48 | keldwud | levi: you dont work for Winder Farms do ya? :) |
| 03:08.00 | levi | Nope, we just give them lots of money. |
| 03:08.10 | keldwud | they do milk too dont they? |
| 03:08.19 | levi | Yeah. It's good milk, too. |
| 03:08.40 | keldwud | yeah I think I may start getting eggs and milk from them, they deliver those right? |
| 03:08.58 | levi | The idea was to keep my wife from going to the grocery store very often to hopefully save money, but it hasn't worked out that way. :P |
| 03:09.06 | levi | Yeah, they deliver everything they sell. |
| 03:09.27 | levi | And they actually sell quite a bit of stuff. |
| 03:09.37 | levi | And pretty much everything is yummy. |
| 03:10.05 | keldwud | I was lookin at getting into East Farms or Zoe's |
| 03:10.23 | keldwud | they dont deliver directly to home but they focus a lot more on local food type stuff |
| 03:10.40 | keldwud | and they deliver to the farmer's market at least and you get food every weekend |
| 03:10.50 | levi | We go to farmer's markets when they're going on. |
| 03:10.58 | keldwud | east farm's small share was about 245 or something for the whole season. |
| 03:11.16 | keldwud | that's for about a bushel of produce each week |
| 03:12.04 | keldwud | zoe's is a bit more expensive at 700 bux for a small share the whole season, but they had a huge variety and you get a lot more fruits and rarer items and they use all heirloom varieties or something like that. |
| 03:12.57 | keldwud | oh hey does sontek smoke ciggarettes? |
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| 03:56.46 | levi | Mmmm, there was a pear after all. |
| 03:58.20 | keldwud | haha damn. slow IRC channels are fun when that happens |
| 03:58.33 | keldwud | I think my first mention of pear was what, 10 hours ago? :) |
| 04:02.19 | levi | wipes pear bits off of himself. |
| 04:02.23 | levi | Mmmmm. |
| 04:02.35 | keldwud | haha |
| 04:02.38 | levi | I had to steal it from my wife. It was the last one. |
| 04:02.48 | keldwud | does she know you stole it yet? |
| 04:03.03 | levi | Yeah, she actually gave it to me when I said, "Oh, there WAS a pear left!" |
| 04:03.14 | levi | She got to keep her plum. |
| 04:04.39 | levi | I just got back from talking with my neighbor, who is a rain gutter contractor who also does roofs. |
| 04:04.55 | levi | My stinkin' 7 year old house needs a new roof already. :P |
| 04:05.14 | levi | They put lousy shingles on it. |
| 04:05.38 | levi | And the back of my house faces an open field, so I get the full force of the wind. |
| 04:05.51 | keldwud | oh that's lame |
| 04:06.42 | levi | Funny thing is, this neighbor was also my neighbor in the condo complex I lived in previous to here. |
| 04:07.10 | elg | dang |
| 04:07.20 | elg | vmware (or os x) is stripping TOS field on incoming packets |
| 04:07.27 | elg | this throws a wrench in my demo |
| 04:07.37 | levi | What demo? |
| 04:07.47 | elg | i'm doing a qos presentation for the lug here tomorrow |
| 04:07.51 | levi | Hrm. |
| 04:08.08 | elg | well osx isn't stripping them before they come in - I can see the bit set on wireshark in os x |
| 04:08.19 | elg | but in wireshark in the guest os, it's stripped |
| 04:08.33 | levi | That sucks. |
| 04:09.00 | levi | I will keep that in mind, because that would screw with the stuff I work on at work. |
| 04:09.00 | elg | not the end of the world, I'll just have a one-sided demo |
| 04:09.15 | elg | that is, if the tos bit escapes... |
| 04:09.16 | elg | checks |
| 04:10.44 | findlay | well I had plums and pasta |
| 04:10.46 | findlay | with chees |
| 04:10.48 | findlay | e |
| 04:10.50 | tensai | hah! a local kid brought 6 dead kittens to school in her backpack. |
| 04:10.51 | findlay | and it was good |
| 04:11.01 | findlay | that's random |
| 04:11.26 | levi | tensai: Why's that hah-worthy? |
| 04:12.17 | tensai | levi: it's unusual. funny in a "ooh, that ain't good" sort of way. |
| 04:12.26 | tensai | it was a 1st grader |
| 04:13.00 | elg | yeah, it's stripping them outbound too |
| 04:13.26 | levi | tensai: Why did she do that? |
| 04:13.31 | tensai | elg: did you find out what type of remote you have? |
| 04:13.55 | elg | well, the outbound qos demo will still work if i keep the bottleneck in the guest os |
| 04:13.57 | tensai | levi: they're still not sure. apparently she thought it would be fun. they were dead strays. she took them out at recess and let some other kids pet them. |
| 04:14.07 | elg | nice |
| 04:14.14 | elg | tensai: phillips universal, dvr flavor |
| 04:14.43 | elg | looks like http://images.tigerdirect.com/skuimages/large/E90-1014-main.jpg |
| 04:14.45 | tensai | elg: how much did you pay? |
| 04:14.50 | elg | my battery cover is taped closed for some reason |
| 04:15.00 | elg | ~lart toddlers |
| 04:15.00 | ibot | squeezes toddlers till toddlers turns blue like papa smurf |
| 04:15.08 | elg | so I can't look at the model number exactly |
| 04:15.11 | elg | oh, no more than $20 |
| 04:15.38 | tensai | my battery cover is taped closed but that's due to a slightly older individual: my wife |
| 04:15.44 | elg | hehe |
| 04:15.55 | levi | Woot, I found my other Lamb albums. |
| 04:16.11 | tensai | elg: do you remember where you got it? |
| 04:16.19 | elg | for a fleeting moment there I was curious if qemu would leave the tos stuff intact. but no, too painful |
| 04:16.22 | elg | wal-mart |
| 04:18.18 | levi | Hmm. Well, there's a page directory. Now to make some page tables... 1024 of them, I guess. |
| 04:18.43 | findlay | that poor girl. What's she going to think about it when she grows up? |
| 04:19.01 | elg | she won't grow up. she's dying of dead-cat-induced diseases as we speak |
| 04:19.19 | elg | goes to rethink his demo over a bowl of ice cream con cajeta |
| 04:19.38 | keldwud | ~define cajata |
| 04:19.39 | ibot | Use ~dict for definitions. |
| 04:19.45 | keldwud | ~dict cajeta |
| 04:19.54 | keldwud | oh lame |
| 04:20.01 | tensai | elg: this remote learns from the existing remote then? |
| 04:20.02 | keldwud | double clicks |
| 04:20.03 | findlay | ~literal cmd: ~dict (.*?) |
| 04:20.27 | tensai | and it works? |
| 04:20.31 | keldwud | http://www.answers.com/cajeta?nafid=3 |
| 04:20.51 | keldwud | I just had to double click in opera and in the context menu that came up, select dictionary |
| 04:20.54 | tensai | keldwud: iirc it's like dulce de leche |
| 04:23.03 | findlay | or burly cream? |
| 04:23.18 | keldwud | haha, burly |
| 04:23.24 | elg | tensai: it has a bunch of codes, and a learning feature |
| 04:23.28 | elg | so yes |
| 04:23.34 | findlay | creme burlee or something |
| 04:23.38 | findlay | burlesque cream |
| 04:23.45 | elg | works great, though some brands (of emulation) are more reliable than others |
| 04:24.00 | findlay | brands of emulsion |
| 04:24.05 | elg | which is regardless of whether it's a universal remote or that brand of remote doing the actual sending |
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| 04:26.55 | keldwud | findlay: do you know what burlesque is? |
| 04:27.06 | keldwud | ~dict burlesque |
| 04:27.31 | levi | I don't imagine that's the definition you were thinking of. |
| 04:27.35 | keldwud | not at all |
| 04:27.37 | keldwud | actually |
| 04:27.38 | keldwud | heh |
| 04:27.43 | keldwud | I was thinking of burlesque shows |
| 04:28.35 | levi | Man, I think VLC is mutilating my music. |
| 04:29.57 | elg | maybe it came premutilated |
| 04:30.02 | levi | No. |
| 04:30.14 | levi | And it's not my speakers, since I just stuck in my headphones. |
| 04:30.18 | keldwud | http://xkcd.com/347/ |
| 04:31.45 | levi | tries it in WMP. |
| 04:33.37 | levi | Yes, it was definitely VLC on my mac that was mangling it. |
| 04:42.16 | findlay | so does that mean mock cream? |
| 04:42.25 | findlay | soy cream |
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| 05:01.13 | Sargun | Would anyone here pay more for a hotel room where one can get IPv6, IPv4 at up to 100 mbit/sec? |
| 05:03.02 | levi | If it had a bed and didn't cost more than a room with regular access. :P |
| 05:04.41 | keldwud | no |
| 05:04.59 | keldwud | an amenity like that should not increase the price of the room |
| 05:05.33 | keldwud | but I steer away from businesses new models to base everything 'a la carte' |
| 05:05.43 | keldwud | meaning you pay individually for each and every service |
| 05:05.46 | keldwud | I think it's lame |
| 05:06.10 | tensai | levi: I got vlc to stream from my hdhomerun. cool stuff. |
| 05:10.29 | keldwud | okay, I need advice |
| 05:10.44 | keldwud | lost the cork to my sherry. dont have another cork. drink it? |
| 05:10.57 | keldwud | or put thin layer of oil on top to save for cooking |
| 05:11.05 | keldwud | but it will only last maybe a week at the most with no cork |
| 05:19.19 | Sargun | keldwud, Let me guess, you're a libertarian? |
| 05:19.43 | levi | keldwud: Is there some other way to lid it? |
| 05:21.04 | Sargun | T-minus 40 minutes to April 1st |
| 05:23.34 | findlay | Sargun: dude, UTC April 1st began long ago |
| 05:23.36 | findlay | ~date |
| 05:23.37 | ibot | It is now 2008.04.01 5:23:37 GMT |
| 05:23.44 | Sargun | findlay, shutup. |
| 05:23.56 | findlay | hey, it's an international holidy |
| 05:24.02 | findlay | and your nose is blue |
| 05:24.03 | keldwud | what the hell is a libertarian supposed to be? and why am I one? |
| 05:24.11 | findlay | APRIL FOOLS!!1 |
| 05:24.12 | keldwud | are you calling me names? |
| 05:24.32 | findlay | ~nickometer keldwud |
| 05:24.32 | keldwud | levi: no I dont even have plastic wrap |
| 05:24.41 | keldwud | hehe |
| 05:25.51 | keldwud | oh I get it, because I said the new trend in businesses to charge al a carte is lame somehow gave you insight into my political leanings thus, completely exposing me for the anti american hippy that I am? |
| 05:25.57 | keldwud | is that what happened? ;) |
| 05:26.15 | keldwud | why does it have to be about politics anyway? |
| 05:27.37 | Sargun | keldwud, Haha, not anti-american, but your tone |
| 05:27.37 | keldwud | yeah I have nothing else to do, I may as well drink it. never drank sherry before though. |
| 05:27.39 | keldwud | any tips? |
| 05:28.05 | levi | keldwud: How do you not have any plastic? |
| 05:28.23 | keldwud | Sargun: nah, I'm just a dude who has an opinion on everything and that's pretty much it. |
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| 05:28.42 | keldwud | levi: I'm a bachelor? |
| 05:28.43 | Sargun | keldwud, Democrat or Republican? |
| 05:28.44 | keldwud | heh |
| 05:28.51 | keldwud | I'm not registered as either |
| 05:28.57 | keldwud | but I am registered to vote |
| 05:29.00 | levi | keldwud: All the more reason to have plastic wrap. |
| 05:29.10 | keldwud | levi: well I have tupperware |
| 05:29.16 | Sargun | keldwud, who did you vote for last election |
| 05:29.26 | keldwud | our current mayor |
| 05:29.28 | levi | You could put your sherry in tupperware. ;) |
| 05:29.37 | keldwud | haha @ sherry in tupperware :) |
| 05:29.47 | levi | keldwud: Sargun isn't from around here. |
| 05:29.50 | Sargun | GladWare |
| 05:29.58 | keldwud | where you from sargun? |
| 05:30.11 | Sargun | Sunny Silicon Valley |
| 05:30.12 | levi | The land of the Governator. |
| 05:30.20 | keldwud | actually it's IKEAware is what I have |
| 05:30.28 | keldwud | I have a shirt that says "the governator" |
| 05:30.52 | findlay | isn't a bachelor what you use to flip pancakes? |
| 05:31.07 | keldwud | no, that's what they call a "turner" |
| 05:31.08 | findlay | or, oh, I see, it's a political persuation |
| 05:31.17 | keldwud | haha yeah something like that :) |
| 05:31.48 | keldwud | bachelor = political persuasion of unmarried single middle-class middle-aged males around the world |
| 05:32.03 | levi | Mmm, these canal-phones sound a lot nicer now that I have better-fitting rubber grommets on them. |
| 05:32.09 | findlay | the most dumped-on demographic of all time |
| 05:32.17 | findlay | we demand equal rights! |
| 05:32.28 | keldwud | we dont get equal rights unfortunately |
| 05:32.41 | keldwud | doesn't work like that |
| 05:33.43 | keldwud | I want the same rights that a corporation gets |
| 05:33.46 | keldwud | that would be sweet |
| 05:34.00 | levi | You could always make a corporation. |
| 05:34.06 | keldwud | dont have to goto jail for breaking the law |
| 05:34.16 | keldwud | dont have to be held responsible to the public when I take their money |
| 05:34.28 | keldwud | dont have to be transparent in anyway about my business practices |
| 05:35.03 | keldwud | I can just tell you you owe me money and if you dont give it to me I can ruin your credit for it |
| 05:35.37 | keldwud | meh, I'm gonna stop with the leading into the rand |
| 05:35.45 | keldwud | haha hmm, rand or rant? |
| 05:35.54 | keldwud | pretty similar in the above case |
| 05:36.44 | keldwud | oh wait |
| 05:36.54 | keldwud | can whistles explode in nethack |
| 05:37.40 | findlay | I don't want those rights |
| 05:38.55 | keldwud | oh I really dont want those rights either |
| 05:39.00 | findlay | :) |
| 05:39.09 | keldwud | I was just thinking if we were going to have equal rights, then that is where we can start |
| 05:39.35 | keldwud | doesn't make too much sense if a non-biological entity is granted more rights than a human being |
| 05:41.33 | levi | It makes a lot of sense in the context of a money-worshipping society. |
| 05:43.10 | keldwud | but it's not the people that worship money, it's the entities that need it in order to even exist |
| 05:43.19 | keldwud | humans need food air and water |
| 05:43.23 | keldwud | corps need money |
| 05:43.47 | keldwud | but in order to get money they need humans to have the same world view that *money* is what is most important |
| 05:44.00 | levi | No, the people worship money, so they create virtual entities that need exist to create money for them with lower risk of losing it. |
| 05:44.02 | keldwud | it's not like these entitites are concious or anything though. |
| 05:44.24 | levi | s/need// |
| 05:45.21 | keldwud | gah, I love parmesan cheese and all but it really stinks when the smell gets on your fingers |
| 05:45.30 | keldwud | heh... oh man, I can think of something else like hat |
| 05:45.35 | keldwud | s/hat/that/ |
| 05:45.35 | levi | That's what soap is for. |
| 05:45.58 | keldwud | do you wash your hands before you eat, after you eat, or both? |
| 05:46.42 | levi | Depends on when they're dirty. |
| 05:47.20 | keldwud | oh hell yeah, I finally found some ciggarettes |
| 05:47.35 | levi | I try not to wash them more than necessary because I have a skin condition that hand soap irritates. |
| 05:47.40 | keldwud | no money and no resources and I'm still gettin 'em delivered :) I rule. |
| 05:47.45 | levi | But I can't stand having smelly or greasy hands. |
| 05:47.52 | keldwud | well my hands aren't greasy |
| 05:47.59 | keldwud | they just have that lingering smell ya know |
| 05:48.03 | keldwud | that parmesan funk |
| 05:48.37 | keldwud | I mean, I rinsed my hands, but parmesan gets into your fingers almost as bad as [censored] does |
| 05:48.46 | levi | I would wash my hands. |
| 05:49.17 | levi | This is why I don't eat oranges (or cut onions or garlic) very often. It's very hard to get rid of the smelly oils. |
| 05:49.32 | keldwud | mmm hehe smelly oils |
| 05:49.50 | keldwud | sardines have some very smelly oils |
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| 05:55.00 | keldwud | haha @ nix_chix0r |
| 05:55.02 | keldwud | cool nick |
| 05:55.32 | nix_chix0r | that humors you? |
| 05:56.16 | keldwud | not in a "oh that's stupid" sort of way, no. more like a "I recognize the elements of your nick therefore I laugh from understanding" |
| 05:56.37 | nix_chix0r | very well then |
| 05:56.38 | keldwud | it rhymes, it has leet, it has a reference to *nix |
| 05:56.38 | nix_chix0r | =) |
| 05:56.48 | nix_chix0r | yeah most people find it to be stupid |
| 05:57.04 | keldwud | and it goes against convention because there is still more guys than girls on the internet |
| 05:57.15 | nix_chix0r | naturally |
| 05:57.22 | keldwud | well that's a blatant false statement on my part |
| 05:57.24 | nix_chix0r | annoys me in all honesty |
| 05:57.25 | keldwud | I really dont know |
| 05:57.39 | nix_chix0r | most of us hide under masculine nicks i used to for a while |
| 05:57.42 | nix_chix0r | now i just dont care |
| 05:57.55 | keldwud | it's like ZOMG it's a gurrrl! |
| 05:57.57 | keldwud | haha |
| 05:58.18 | Sargun | I need to engineer a good April fools prank |
| 05:58.20 | keldwud | so dont be offended if I laugh |
| 05:58.22 | nix_chix0r | pkill all noobs |
| 05:58.26 | nix_chix0r | yoyo Sargun |
| 05:58.30 | keldwud | let's brainstorm sargun |
| 05:58.32 | Sargun | nix_chix0r, what's up |
| 05:58.50 | keldwud | you wanna do a site? a work prank? fool your friends? what? |
| 05:58.51 | Sargun | I was thinking about making all the phones at work ring simultaneously |
| 05:58.58 | nix_chix0r | that could have potential |
| 05:58.59 | keldwud | how many lines do they have? |
| 05:59.13 | nix_chix0r | oo family guy is on |
| 05:59.21 | Sargun | 100 or so. |
| 05:59.25 | keldwud | hmm |
| 05:59.33 | keldwud | there goes my ide |
| 05:59.38 | keldwud | s/ide/idea/ |
| 05:59.43 | nix_chix0r | Sargun, stupid cunt of a headlight on the other side burned out while i was driving |
| 05:59.48 | nix_chix0r | so now i gota replace that one |
| 05:59.54 | nix_chix0r | this time i wont touch the bulb when i replace it |
| 05:59.54 | keldwud | I was going to suggest having "all your base" play |
| 05:59.56 | keldwud | not the song |
| 06:00.02 | keldwud | but the talkie. |
| 06:00.06 | sontek | I setup our local dns to point to a local server I setup that looks like it got hacked |
| 06:00.13 | sontek | so everyone is going to think our boxes got owned = |
| 06:00.14 | sontek | =) |
| 06:00.37 | keldwud | but having that play on 100 lines when people answer could really eat up some resources for the company and piss them off |
| 06:01.16 | Sargun | keldwud, good point |
| 06:01.29 | nix_chix0r | thinks its beer 30 |
| 06:01.38 | keldwud | yeah I only have one beer |
| 06:01.48 | keldwud | and a bottle of sherry that I need to drink because I lost the cork |
| 06:02.08 | keldwud | and I may as well finish the 3 oz of rum and the 1 oz of whiskey I have |
| 06:02.22 | nix_chix0r | recomendation don't mix em all |
| 06:02.23 | keldwud | too bad I spent all my money on saturday |
| 06:02.25 | nix_chix0r | do one by one |
| 06:02.45 | keldwud | well I hope to at least get a buzz |
| 06:02.59 | Sargun | I enjoy my celery |
| 06:03.07 | keldwud | never drank sherry though, just cooked with it. so I'm not sure if it will be yummy or not. |
| 06:03.14 | keldwud | I have two stalks of celery left. |
| 06:03.22 | nix_chix0r | beers in freezer to hurry up and cool em off |
| 06:03.25 | Sargun | Celery is amazing. |
| 06:03.35 | nix_chix0r | killians ftw |
| 06:03.36 | keldwud | I'll trade you my sherry for some beer. |
| 06:03.36 | Sargun | It is the invention of gods. |
| 06:03.49 | nix_chix0r | time to get crunk and install slackware=)))) |
| 06:04.12 | nix_chix0r | if the beers dont do me in the bottle of rum in the freezer will |
| 06:04.29 | keldwud | I'm just going to drink and finish up a few more minutes of nethack and then move onto Flight of the Amazon Queen |
| 06:04.44 | keldwud | no trade then? |
| 06:04.59 | keldwud | I prefer beer over liquor |
| 06:05.30 | keldwud | "My, that was a yummy slime mold!" |
| 06:05.35 | keldwud | haha I love this game |
| 06:05.59 | nix_chix0r | i'll trade |
| 06:06.23 | keldwud | like I said, the sherry doesn't have a cork |
| 06:06.30 | keldwud | but all I need is like, 7-8 beers |
| 06:06.33 | keldwud | and I'm good |
| 06:07.12 | keldwud | but the girl who just dropped off my ciggarettes left already and I think that's the only transportation I have is from her. |
| 06:07.19 | Sargun | hehe |
| 06:07.45 | nix_chix0r | looks like you fail |
| 06:07.56 | nix_chix0r | omg Sargun if i could marry my new computer i would |
| 06:09.19 | keldwud | damnit, I cant get this stupid cat to stand next to me |
| 06:09.25 | keldwud | pets are so annoying sometimes |
| 06:09.29 | keldwud | I need a magic whistle |
| 06:09.36 | nix_chix0r | uh yeah i have a cat on my shoulder right now |
| 06:10.29 | keldwud | god this sherry smells sweet. bleh. |
| 06:10.57 | keldwud | hmm, okay it wasn't too bad. |
| 06:11.50 | Sargun | nix_chix0r, me too |
| 06:12.05 | nix_chix0r | Sargun, cause i know this bitch wont talk back |
| 06:12.06 | nix_chix0r | =) |
| 06:14.55 | Sargun | keldwud, I can do caller ID spoofing |
| 06:14.58 | Sargun | anything with that |
| 06:15.15 | Sargun | I was thinking of IP spoofing |
| 06:15.54 | keldwud | hmm |
| 06:16.10 | keldwud | that would be boring unless you had some really subtle reference with it |
| 06:16.31 | keldwud | I have a feeling I am going to be dissapointed tonight. |
| 06:16.37 | Sargun | Why |
| 06:16.38 | keldwud | not enough alcohol here |
| 06:16.59 | keldwud | half a bottle of sherry, one pabst, 3 oz of rum and one oz of whiskey |
| 06:17.04 | keldwud | I hope I get a buzz |
| 06:17.06 | keldwud | laughs |
| 06:17.17 | sontek | keldwud: You'll need a buzz to drink pabst |
| 06:17.32 | sontek | :D |
| 06:17.54 | keldwud | oh you don't like pabst? :) |
| 06:18.06 | keldwud | if I'm drinking cheap beer, that's the stuff to drink |
| 06:18.22 | sontek | My dog is having a nightmare, lol |
| 06:18.28 | sontek | hes pissed |
| 06:18.34 | sontek | I think hes winning though |
| 06:19.36 | Sargun | hahaha |
| 06:20.52 | keldwud | and sargun, rather than making every phone ring at once, it would be much cooler if you had a friend walk through and have each phone ring as he/she passes by |
| 06:21.06 | keldwud | like in that part of neuromancer where wintermute rings up the payphones |
| 06:21.26 | keldwud | that would be cooler |
| 06:21.36 | Sargun | yeah |
| 06:21.45 | keldwud | or pick an unknowing suspect |
| 06:21.53 | keldwud | and do that to him/her at work all day |
| 06:21.55 | keldwud | ;) |
| 06:21.56 | Sargun | the problem is there is a 5-6 second delay |
| 06:22.01 | keldwud | hmm |
| 06:22.05 | Sargun | what would be better |
| 06:22.12 | keldwud | so it would have to be a friend then who new the path |
| 06:22.20 | Sargun | is call my coworker's extension every time they walk away from their des |
| 06:22.21 | Sargun | desk |
| 06:22.33 | keldwud | haha oh that would just be annoying after a bit |
| 06:22.38 | Sargun | lol |
| 06:22.53 | keldwud | you gotta have some suspense in it, something that would keep the object of the joke interested in participating |
| 06:22.59 | keldwud | know what I'm saying? |
| 06:23.17 | keldwud | you gotta make 'em *want* to get fooled |
| 06:23.37 | keldwud | they gotta want to go on that trip that you're gonna take'em on |
| 06:23.48 | keldwud | dammit nix, gimme your beer |
| 06:25.27 | nix_chix0r | how far do i gota travel;p |
| 06:25.30 | nix_chix0r | utah haha |
| 06:27.38 | keldwud | yup I'm in utah |
| 06:27.52 | keldwud | lemme guess, you are in sunny silicon valley? ;) |
| 06:27.53 | nix_chix0r | lawl i'm in MN |
| 06:27.57 | keldwud | oh. MN |
| 06:28.11 | Sargun | haha |
| 06:28.16 | keldwud | laughs |
| 06:28.27 | keldwud | how many of you got that one? |
| 06:35.06 | keldwud | hey I think this sherry might actually get me a buzz |
| 06:35.50 | Sargun | hmm |
| 06:36.38 | keldwud | shit, I may have to open up my ruby port or my dry red wine, dont think I can drink the vermouth though. but I dont have a damn corkscrew |
| 06:39.02 | keldwud | hey levi! |
| 06:39.06 | keldwud | you here in salt lake? |
| 06:39.11 | keldwud | you got a cork screw? |
| 06:39.16 | keldwud | laughs |
| 06:40.16 | sontek | real men use their teeth |
| 06:41.44 | keldwud | you mean, like, I should just crunk the bottle open with my molars? |
| 06:42.24 | keldwud | god, is sherry meant to drink? |
| 06:42.31 | keldwud | it's so damn sweet |
| 06:45.38 | levi | Sorry, not in SLC, and I have no corkscrew anyway. |
| 06:45.45 | levi | Also no beer. |
| 06:45.50 | levi | So, I'm not much help to you. |
| 06:45.56 | keldwud | shit, I'm gonna need a corkscrew |
| 06:46.00 | keldwud | who do we know up here? |
| 06:46.03 | keldwud | oh wait, dilvie |
| 06:46.07 | keldwud | I'm gonna call that fucker |
| 06:46.11 | levi | Geez, these earphones are awesome. |
| 06:46.27 | levi | I'm glad I paid $12 for them. :) |
| 06:47.10 | sontek | I paid $90 for my headphones, I like them though |
| 06:47.52 | keldwud | shit, no answer |
| 06:49.56 | Sargun | How to spot a Geologist: |
| 06:49.56 | Sargun | Someone who owns a pet rock and is not eight (in the case of paleontologists, this will be their closest friend), with said 'pet' often found hanging from keys. |
| 06:50.10 | Sargun | Anyone go to a university with a Geology department? |
| 06:50.13 | Sargun | http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geologist#How_to_spot_a_Geologist |
| 06:51.28 | keldwud | my sixth grade teacher had a pet rock |
| 06:51.32 | Sargun | Weird. |
| 06:51.32 | keldwud | he used to beat us with it |
| 06:51.34 | keldwud | laughs |
| 06:51.35 | Sargun | HAha |
| 06:51.36 | keldwud | no joke |
| 06:57.27 | sontek | My girlfriend is an environmental science and geography major, its close :P |
| 07:01.13 | nix_chix0r | teases keldwud with some really yummy white beer |
| 07:01.46 | keldwud | wha? I've never had white beer |
| 07:01.48 | keldwud | what is it? |
| 07:01.52 | keldwud | is it home brew? |
| 07:02.07 | keldwud | is it hoppy? stout? crisp? what? |
| 07:03.04 | keldwud | gimmme a name so I can look it up yo |
| 07:03.13 | keldwud | s/yo/y0/ |
| 07:30.03 | nix_chix0r | keldwud, hoegaarden |
| 07:30.10 | nix_chix0r | 8.5% |
| 07:30.11 | nix_chix0r | lawl |
| 07:30.32 | keldwud | hoegaarden? |
| 07:30.33 | keldwud | haha |
| 07:30.34 | keldwud | nice |
| 07:30.40 | nix_chix0r | its fermented with corriander |
| 07:30.43 | nix_chix0r | and orange |
| 07:30.47 | keldwud | dud e I just found the coolest reference. |
| 07:30.50 | keldwud | one sec |
| 07:30.56 | nix_chix0r | it's a really good beer |
| 07:32.55 | keldwud | your mom is really good beer |
| 07:33.16 | nix_chix0r | well go drink her |
| 07:33.19 | nix_chix0r | noob |
| 07:33.36 | keldwud | http://blog.keldwud.org/2008/04/01/nethack-geek/ |
| 07:33.47 | keldwud | tell me if you see the reference |
| 07:34.32 | keldwud | actually there's two there |
| 07:56.21 | keldwud | your face is a noob! |
| 07:59.03 | keldwud | shit I forgot which save file I was on in Flight of the Amazon Queen |
| 07:59.14 | keldwud | I need to start keeping dates or times in 'em |
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| 13:53.12 | elg | oh no |
| 13:53.23 | elg | stops reading rss feeds |
| 13:53.30 | elg | http://www.linuxjournal.com/video/introducing-beos-journal |
| 13:53.56 | eggyknap | clicks, against his better judgement |
| 13:55.31 | elg | what? nothing at google? are they getting all stuffy? |
| 14:09.16 | elg | at least gmail has one. http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html |
| 14:15.28 | tensai | elg: when did you request your dtv coupon? |
| 14:15.37 | elg | just a couple weeks back |
| 14:16.05 | elg | when you told me they were waiting to send them until there were products on the market |
| 14:18.11 | tensai | probably won't get it until may then |
| 14:18.16 | tensai | https://www.dtv2009.gov/CheckStatus.aspx |
| 14:20.16 | elg | kicks self |
| 14:22.00 | elg | well at least it'll be here in plenty of time for the olympics |
| 14:25.51 | elg | Coupon Status Found |
| 14:25.51 | elg | Your application was recently approved and we are currently preparing to mail your coupons. |
| 14:26.11 | elg | so i guess that means within a weekish |
| 14:26.30 | elg | though I'm not sure exactly what that means. I thought it would tell me when they planned to mail it |
| 14:26.44 | elg | not some vague "we'll get right on it sir |
| 14:30.00 | jsmith | elg: I applied today, and it says that same thing :-( |
| 14:30.11 | ^Migs^ | haha http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html |
| 14:32.12 | elg | what a brilliantly useful website |
| 14:32.37 | elg | jsmith: if you applied today, you should have employed customtime |
| 14:32.55 | jsmith | elg: customtime? |
| 14:33.28 | elg | jsmith: did you get a confirmation email of sortss? |
| 14:34.20 | jsmith | elg: I'm not sure it even asked for my email address... |
| 14:34.31 | elg | maybe not |
| 14:34.39 | elg | is trying to figure out when he applied |
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| 14:50.48 | ^Migs^ | http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gday/index.html |
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| 14:57.37 | ^Migs^ | hahahahahaha http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/pteq.html |
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| 14:59.32 | tensai | ~squish sjansen |
| 14:59.32 | ibot | ACTION squishes sjansen like a bug |
| 15:00.14 | sjansen | Oh good, now I can't work and it's all tensai's fault. |
| 15:02.08 | tensai | you're welcome |
| 15:08.59 | unum | encryptz: I use kernel.org for all my repos |
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| 15:09.25 | unum | of course I'd use xmission if I was running debian on a utopia connection |
| 15:09.43 | levi | Boy, Jesse is sure changing the world. |
| 15:10.11 | unum | does anyone in here work for heuristic solutions? |
| 15:10.35 | levi | I hope his 'Catholic vs. Protestant' app is a joke. :P |
| 15:11.48 | ^Migs^ | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23qDl1aH9l4 |
| 15:12.24 | jsmith | unum: No, but I work for Dirk Gently's Heuristic Detective Agency ;-) (OK, bad joke) |
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| 15:15.13 | sjansen | http://lkml.org/lkml/2008/3/31/367 |
| 15:24.06 | ^Migs^ | was that an April Fool's joke, nick125? |
| 15:24.16 | nick125 | ^Migs^: no |
| 15:24.25 | nick125 | reduct tapes the ethernet cable back up |
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| 15:31.21 | sjansen | ~steal elg's voice |
| 15:31.22 | ibot | ACTION grabs elg's voice and gives it to sjansen |
| 15:34.13 | tensai | tell me if you think this is a good idea |
| 15:34.27 | tensai | create a free form text field in a database. make it too small to really be useful. |
| 15:35.04 | tensai | then create an application which crashes upon encountering a string too large to fit in the too small field |
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| 15:49.34 | sjansen | tensai: Sounds good to me. |
| 15:50.39 | tensai | then according to the Sjansen Rule, I know it to be a Bad Idea® |
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| 15:52.51 | sjansen | Waking up ZMD... |
| 15:59.13 | elg | zowie of mass destruction? |
| 16:02.54 | sontek | sjansen: ZMD doesn't wake up! |
| 16:03.09 | sontek | sjansen: I think they put that in as an april fools joke and no one got it :P |
| 16:03.17 | sjansen | heh |
| 16:03.17 | sontek | sjansen: upgrade your machine! |
| 16:04.58 | sjansen | elg: ZENworks Management Daemon, As sontek has hinted, not among SUSE's finer creations. |
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| 16:17.18 | brasto | bursts out in song with the Beach Boys |
| 16:19.36 | elg | breaks out Achtung Baby |
| 16:24.07 | ^Migs^ | holy http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-sixties-easter-bunny.jpg |
| 16:24.25 | sjansen | mecworks: Is a myth. |
| 16:24.36 | sjansen | s/: I/ i/ |
| 16:24.55 | mecworks | hm... |
| 16:30.00 | elg | ~lart mecworks |
| 16:30.00 | ibot | squishes mecworks like a bug |
| 16:34.26 | sjansen | mecworks: Join the club. |
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| 18:08.29 | sjansen | I wonder if the silence on Plug means everyone has finally recognized that PHP is inherently flawed. |
| 18:08.48 | nick125 | hahah |
| 18:08.56 | nick125 | We couldn't get that lucky. |
| 18:11.08 | sontek | sjansen: anyone who argues otherwise is just trolling |
| 18:11.17 | keldwud | jsmith: *snickers* 2 douglas adams reference |
| 18:11.19 | sontek | *everyone* knows php is terrible |
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| 18:12.47 | keldwud | s/2/@/ |
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| 18:24.57 | elg | ~metar klru |
| 18:25.08 | elg | and yet I'm freezing in here |
| 18:26.00 | keldwud | ~metar slc |
| 18:26.17 | elg | ~metar kslc |
| 18:26.17 | keldwud | what? I thought salt lake city internetional was SLC ?? |
| 18:26.20 | keldwud | oh k. |
| 18:26.24 | keldwud | thanks |
| 18:29.32 | fozzmoo | Is it near impossible to get tickets to Stadium Of Fire? |
| 18:30.13 | peno | considering miley cyrus is the headline act, I'd say yes. |
| 18:32.10 | sjansen | who? |
| 18:32.48 | peno | hannah montana? |
| 18:33.20 | keldwud | what? |
| 18:33.33 | keldwud | ~define hannah montana |
| 18:33.34 | ibot | Use ~dict for definitions. |
| 18:33.40 | keldwud | ~dict hannah montana |
| 18:33.52 | keldwud | nope, they dont exist :) |
| 18:37.28 | sjansen | That sounds like a made up name. |
| 18:37.45 | tensai | uh, yeah. it is. she's a character from disney. |
| 18:38.10 | sjansen | So I win. |
| 18:38.18 | ^Migs^ | I can't believe you've never heard of Hannah Montana |
| 18:38.34 | keldwud | I live in a cave. |
| 18:38.54 | ^Migs^ | my 5 year old has a ton of Hannah Montana songs on her mp3 player |
| 18:38.58 | keldwud | if it's not slayer or metallica or pantera or their kin, I don't know what it is :) |
| 18:39.19 | keldwud | haha I dont have any children yet to inundate me into the cultural world of disney ;) |
| 18:39.38 | keldwud | disney is scah-rhee |
| 18:39.41 | sjansen | If it isn't a Slashdot headline, I don't care about it. |
| 18:40.22 | keldwud | it's amazing how much product they can push to adults through children, and they even package up their flavor of "conflict resolution" and "morals" as a product |
| 18:40.30 | sjansen | Maybe I'm just lucky. I was out of the country for Titantic and the Backstreet Boys. |
| 18:40.36 | keldwud | but they dont tell you that is what they are doing |
| 18:40.54 | keldwud | they just assume it is okay to let you digest it unawares because it is good for you |
| 18:41.05 | keldwud | I like a personal choice in my consumption thanks ;) |
| 18:41.28 | sjansen | Probably a self-defense mechanism evolved because of exposure to Barney and the New Kids on the Block. |
| 18:42.26 | sjansen | digs around for his MC Hammer CD and parachute pants |
| 18:43.03 | elg | stop you're hurting me |
| 18:43.04 | sjansen | Oo! Vanilla Ice! |
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| 18:43.20 | sjansen | o/~ Ice Ice Baby ~/o |
| 18:44.11 | sjansen | ~/o Stop, collaborate and listen! o/~ |
| 18:44.53 | tensai | hey, barney isn't really so bad |
| 18:45.51 | sjansen | Compared to what? Nuclear waste? |
| 18:46.00 | keldwud | haha |
| 18:47.29 | keldwud | the right stuff! |
| 18:47.30 | keldwud | heh |
| 18:47.48 | keldwud | I remember when new kids on the block did the stadium of fire |
| 18:47.50 | tensai | relative to other kids programming |
| 18:48.22 | keldwud | and every time I see or hear the words "stadium of fire" I hear that damn song! and then explosions |
| 18:48.37 | elg | tensai: no, barney really is so bad |
| 18:48.47 | elg | of all the shows it's still the one I just can't stand |
| 18:48.52 | elg | superwhy comes in a close second |
| 18:49.01 | elg | unfortunately jonny really likes the latter |
| 18:49.31 | tensai | my kids love superwhy too |
| 18:49.56 | elg | curious george is awesome, and arthur |
| 18:49.57 | tensai | see, I don't particularly care for most of them. but barney doesn't seem that much worse than the rest of them. |
| 18:50.14 | tensai | I like word girl, fetch with ruff ruffman, cyberchase |
| 18:50.17 | elg | and though the animation is terrible, I like the scottish pig one and that one where they put cg letters together |
| 18:50.29 | tensai | jakers |
| 18:50.42 | ^Migs^ | I have mixed feelings about Jakers |
| 18:50.43 | tensai | and word world |
| 18:50.47 | ^Migs^ | my kids love it, though |
| 18:51.00 | ^Migs^ | I like Fairly Oddparents |
| 18:51.03 | sjansen | Jakers? Sounds obscene. |
| 18:51.04 | ^Migs^ | and of course, Spongebob |
| 18:51.11 | ^Migs^ | you clearly have no kids |
| 18:51.25 | sjansen | Y'all clearly live on another planet. |
| 18:51.29 | tensai | jakers: the adventures of piggly winks |
| 18:51.58 | ^Migs^ | I suppose you completely missed out on Disney on Ice: Princess Wishes last month, too |
| 18:52.26 | elg | dang last.fm. it's gonna make me start spending money on music again |
| 18:52.38 | ^Migs^ | there's nothing wrong with Barney |
| 18:52.52 | elg | some said that about hitler too |
| 18:53.38 | tensai | elg: yeah, there's a valid argument |
| 18:53.55 | elg | thank you. logic is powerful |
| 18:54.11 | elg | tonight in my qos presentation I will argue that the internet really is a series of tubes |
| 18:57.44 | sjansen | Pneumatic? |
| 18:57.56 | sjansen | Or macaroni? |
| 18:57.58 | elg | router queues |
| 18:58.13 | elg | no macaronis is too bendy |
| 18:58.14 | elg | ziti |
| 19:00.27 | keldwud | did somebody just invoke godwin's? |
| 19:08.34 | findlay | is compusa closed yet? |
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| 19:10.35 | keldwud | god, it's like somebody who got shot in the stomach |
| 19:10.43 | keldwud | just slowly bleeding to death, |
| 19:10.47 | keldwud | but they still live |
| 19:11.00 | keldwud | somebody put compusa out of their misery already |
| 19:11.11 | keldwud | oh wait, or was I thinking of circuit city? |
| 19:11.46 | sjansen | I thought it was CompUSA too. |
| 19:12.10 | keldwud | yeah it's comp |
| 19:12.23 | keldwud | I get confuzzled with words that start with the same letter |
| 19:15.47 | sjansen | Heh. Somebody let the spell checker take control. "using the command competition feature of the shell" |
| 19:20.25 | Sargun | wonders where Slashdot's big April Fools prank it. |
| 19:21.32 | findlay | ~slashdot |
| 19:21.50 | findlay | heh |
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| 19:56.48 | findlay | ~autounmask++ |
| 20:15.17 | sjansen | Does that mean you're still using Gentoo? |
| 20:15.35 | nearn | there is nothing wrong with that. |
| 20:17.21 | ^Migs^ | April Fools has been unusually mild on the web this year |
| 20:17.28 | ^Migs^ | no OMGPONIES |
| 20:17.44 | keldwud | yeah there is only so much you can do on the internet that hasn't been seen before ;) |
| 20:18.53 | nick125_eee | Where's our resident LDAP expert(s)? I need some help on designing my LDAP directory |
| 20:18.54 | findlay | sjansen: of course |
| 20:19.30 | ^Migs^ | ugh |
| 20:19.37 | ^Migs^ | what are you trying to do, nick125? |
| 20:20.38 | nick125_eee | ^Migs^: I'm try to create three groups: A Users group, which contains two groups, Students and Staff. Then, I need some other groups (such as WebAdmin, etc) for external things. |
| 20:20.41 | sjansen | points nick125_eee at tensai and chuckles evilly |
| 20:21.23 | ^Migs^ | lol, i have the exact same thing here |
| 20:21.56 | nick125_eee | ^Migs^: Would you mind posting the ldif to your groups, then? ;-) |
| 20:22.00 | ^Migs^ | uh |
| 20:22.01 | ^Migs^ | no |
| 20:22.05 | ^Migs^ | but I'll tell you what we have |
| 20:22.23 | nick125_eee | okay |
| 20:22.39 | ^Migs^ | the STUDENTS and STAFF groups are actually in ACTIVE and INACTIVE groups, so you have STUDENTS.ACTIVE and STUDENTS.INACTIVE |
| 20:23.02 | ^Migs^ | I'm not even sure we use that anymore, but it's an effective way for flagging users as inactive when you need to, w/o deleting them |
| 20:24.05 | ^Migs^ | what some users from the Users group need to be admins? |
| 20:24.07 | ^Migs^ | er |
| 20:24.09 | ^Migs^ | would some |
| 20:24.22 | nick125_eee | I was thinking of having the Users group house all of the users, including Admins. |
| 20:24.33 | ^Migs^ | okay |
| 20:25.18 | ^Migs^ | you could create some isAdmin attribute for each user, then create a dynamic group for Admins that checks for the attribute |
| 20:25.32 | ^Migs^ | at least that's how I might do it in eDirectory. Not sure how OpenLDAP would work. |
| 20:30.43 | tensai | well I haven't done a whole lot with groups. can you create a groupOfNames with another groupOfNames as a member? |
| 20:32.53 | goozbach | Jayce^: http://tinyurl.com/2lcvbz |
| 20:33.23 | keldwud | nick125_eee: hey does eee stand for EEE pc? |
| 20:33.33 | nick125_eee | keldwud: yeah |
| 20:33.42 | nick125_eee | tensai: That's what I'm wondering. |
| 20:34.44 | tensai | nick125_eee: I think it should work |
| 20:35.13 | keldwud | yay for the ee |
| 20:35.16 | tensai | I just added one and it appears to have worked. the entry was modified anyway. |
| 20:35.26 | keldwud | I'm on my 4G, I had a 2G surf but I sold it |
| 20:35.39 | nick125_eee | keldwud: What color? |
| 20:35.51 | keldwud | pearl, to match my DS and my Wii |
| 20:36.08 | keldwud | the xbox elite I will get should be white too |
| 20:36.10 | nick125_eee | mm |
| 20:36.19 | keldwud | yeah I know it almost sounds gay. hah |
| 20:36.23 | nick125_eee | Still have the default OS? |
| 20:36.41 | keldwud | hell yeah, there's nothing wrong with the asus launcher on top of xandros at all |
| 20:36.54 | keldwud | I actually use the asus launcher after tweaking it |
| 20:37.17 | nick125_eee | has gentoo on his...and his battery is about to go dead...bbl |
| 20:37.21 | nick125_eee | I'll be on in about..20 minutes |
| 20:37.26 | keldwud | I haven't found a need to get into full desktop mode yet |
| 20:37.48 | keldwud | who was it that installed eee/os on theirs? |
| 20:40.48 | ^Migs^ | hahahahaha http://www.infoworld.com/article/08/04/01/14FE-april-fool-iphone-server_1.html |
| 20:43.15 | findlay | keldwud: MEEE!!!1 |
| 20:44.27 | keldwud | oh yeah, it was you! :) |
| 20:44.43 | keldwud | funny how my two favorite products this year/last year rhyme |
| 20:44.48 | keldwud | the EEE, and the Wii |
| 20:44.59 | keldwud | and the Dee |
| 20:44.59 | keldwud | S |
| 20:45.01 | keldwud | ;) |
| 20:51.05 | tensai | nick125: my tests indicate that a openldap does not recursively parse groupOfNames |
| 20:51.05 | ^Migs^ | HAHA http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/01/comcast_acquires_bittorrent |
| 20:54.48 | nick125 | tensai: hmm.. |
| 20:56.04 | nick125 | tensai: What would you recommend for doing what I'm trying to accomplish/ |
| 20:56.33 | tensai | nick125: what are you going to do with the groups? |
| 20:57.27 | nick125 | tensai: Well, the Student/Staff groups are going to be used simply for organization, while the WebAdmin/WebEditor and Admin groups will be used for external authentication (I might eventually do email based on the Student/Staff groups, who knows) |
| 20:58.35 | tensai | well, the long way would be to create a groupofnames for each and add each member individually |
| 20:58.54 | tensai | I'm really not sure if there's an easier way. I haven't done much with groups. |
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| 20:59.20 | nick125 | tensai: A guy in #ldap suggested a custom schema (with variables such as IsAdmin) and dyngroups |
| 20:59.33 | tensai | never heard of dyngroups before |
| 20:59.33 | ^Migs^ | fine, listen to him instead of me |
| 20:59.44 | tensai | custom schemas are pretty easy to write though |
| 21:01.51 | nick125 | ^Migs^: haha |
| 21:05.44 | nick125 | tensai: I can't seem to find any documentation on dyngroup/dynlist.. |
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| 21:16.26 | tristanbob_ | all youtube is rickrolled! |
| 21:17.10 | sontek | how so? |
| 21:17.50 | peno | youtube rickrolled the internet |
| 21:17.52 | ^Migs^ | just the featured videos |
| 21:18.01 | ^Migs^ | and that news is so, like, this morning |
| 21:21.06 | tristanbob_ | ^Migs^, dude I just learned what rickrolled means |
| 21:21.31 | ^Migs^ | pffft |
| 21:21.33 | tristanbob_ | so I feel special - I will have to tease my wife because I know something she doesn't know |
| 21:21.41 | ^Migs^ | you should've known that, like, 2 months ago |
| 21:22.05 | ^Migs^ | I don't think rickrolling is that funny. I've seen much worse 80s videos |
| 21:22.21 | ^Migs^ | for example, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYllzQPQp78 |
| 21:27.57 | sjansen | http://www.mlive.com/music/index.ssf/2008/03/charting_the_things_rick_astle.html |
| 21:31.36 | elg | hm, odn't think i've seen that in english before |
| 21:34.14 | tristanbob_ | ^Migs^, how about the hobbit song by Nimoy? |
| 21:37.22 | keldwud | ;)http://xkcd.com/351/ |
| 21:37.29 | keldwud | http://xkcd.com/351/ |
| 21:37.31 | keldwud | doh |
| 21:37.48 | keldwud | I loved the lenoard nimoy song! |
| 21:39.28 | elg | http://yougotrickrolled.com/ |
| 21:41.08 | keldwud | I love how xkcd always has something topical |
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| 21:51.00 | elg | breaks down and goes to /. to see how they've managed to not be funny this year |
| 21:51.08 | tensai | elg: don't do it!!! |
| 21:51.21 | tensai | /. is Teh Evil |
| 21:52.16 | elg | wow, that was pitiful |
| 21:52.22 | keldwud | ~slashdot |
| 21:58.15 | levi | Heh, xkcd, Questionable Content, and Dinosaur Comics are all swapped around today. |
| 21:58.34 | unum | oh |
| 21:58.45 | unum | hadn't tried to read any of them yet |
| 22:04.53 | findlay | ok, here's your challenge |
| 22:05.06 | findlay | find out the server that hosts imap for google apps |
| 22:05.57 | findlay | if you use gmail, it's imap.gmail.com, if you use mail.yourcompany.com+google apps it's, wait, where is it, Mr Google? |
| 22:06.48 | levi | This is awesome: http://www.lisperati.com/landoflisp/ |
| 22:07.02 | findlay | lisperati? |
| 22:07.08 | findlay | ha ha |
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| 22:32.22 | sjansen | So Haskell is for Fascists? |
| 22:32.54 | levi | Here's another example of the winningness of emacs: http://www.cinsk.org/emacs/emacs-artist.html |
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| 22:34.25 | levi | Haskell is for people with more time to devote to it than I have. |
| 22:35.18 | levi | Time for class. |
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| 22:39.16 | vontrapp | so it happens, the first time i reboot my machine after adding loopback PV to LVM |
| 22:39.49 | vontrapp | things didn't come up automatic like, i have since made all the PV (includign loopback) available |
| 22:40.09 | vontrapp | but lvdisplay still shows "NOT available" for the lv in question |
| 22:40.16 | vontrapp | how do i tell it to become available? |
| 22:41.35 | vontrapp | hmm, i don't even have a /dev/vg1 |
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| 22:42.11 | bsdice | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:42.21 | bsdice | <PROTECTED> |
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| 22:59.22 | fozzmoo | There are 14 wireless networks "visible" from my laptop in my living room. |
| 22:59.32 | fozzmoo | You'd think I lived in an apartment complex or something. |
| 22:59.38 | bsdice | yeah |
| 22:59.41 | fozzmoo | But no. |
| 22:59.56 | fozzmoo | A couple are WISPs. |
| 22:59.59 | bsdice | <PROTECTED> |
| 23:00.06 | fozzmoo | Riverton. |
| 23:00.12 | bsdice | <PROTECTED> |
| 23:00.25 | fozzmoo | The rest are just people's WAPs. |
| 23:00.34 | vontrapp | ok, it appears everything in lvm is ready to go, no problems, but there's no devices to be found in /dev |
| 23:00.49 | vontrapp | it's like i just need to restart or rerun the mapper |
| 23:00.55 | vontrapp | but i've no idea how to do that |
| 23:01.31 | bsdice | lvm sucks |
| 23:01.45 | vontrapp | no it doesn't |
| 23:02.13 | bsdice | <PROTECTED> |
| 23:02.14 | tensai | fozzmoo: my company has gone away from 802.11-based internet. too much noise. |
| 23:02.35 | vontrapp | it's pretty cool, and i can't complain about this current problem cause really i was asking for it, what with adding loopback devices to my volumes |
| 23:03.18 | bsdice | <PROTECTED> |
| 23:03.35 | vontrapp | bsdice: i don't really value my data |
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| 23:03.38 | ibot | tickles tuple with a rose bush |
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| 23:04.03 | vontrapp | not enough to spend any more than for plain old storage space |
| 23:04.22 | vontrapp | ~lart elg |
| 23:04.22 | ibot | cuts elg into thin stripes |
| 23:04.24 | bsdice | <PROTECTED> |
| 23:06.02 | vontrapp | iow i don't value my data enough to back it up |
| 23:06.18 | vontrapp | so what if i lose a few hundred hours of TV shows |
| 23:06.24 | vontrapp | there's always more coming on |
| 23:06.34 | vontrapp | i do care enough to _try_ to fix lvm though |
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