| 00:13.33 | xbmodder | how do I refer *.foo.xbmodder.us to another name server in named/bind? |
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| 01:24.46 | tensai | jsmith: chapter 3. good book so far. |
| 01:25.36 | jsmith | Glad you like it :-) |
| 01:26.19 | tensai | oh, and upgrading to 1.2 helped with the echo but it's not *completely* gone |
| 01:26.41 | tensai | I think I'm going to switch my main phone to * and see if I can stand the echo |
| 01:27.29 | jsmith | Did you try the XB1 echo canceller in zconfig.h? |
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| 01:27.46 | tensai | yeah |
| 01:28.36 | tensai | you mean KB1, right? |
| 01:43.13 | jsmith | maybe |
| 01:43.35 | jsmith | I thought it was XB... could be wrong though |
| 01:45.36 | tensai | let's say I just discovered I'm running kernel 2.4 when I thought I was running 2.6. do you think that would make a difference? |
| 01:45.50 | tensai | I know I read a book recently that said only 2.6 was supported :) |
| 01:46.17 | jsmith | Depends -- do you have a Digium card? |
| 01:46.20 | jsmith | If so, 2.4 is fine. |
| 01:46.31 | tensai | fxo clone card |
| 01:46.37 | jsmith | You're fine then. |
| 01:46.42 | tensai | not using ztdummy |
| 01:47.16 | jsmith | I hear ya... |
| 01:47.17 | tensai | frankly, I'd prefer to go voip the whole way |
| 01:47.28 | jsmith | BTW, we had about 45 people to the UVLUG meeting yesterday |
| 01:47.50 | tensai | awesome. but you're a pro at these presentations by now |
| 01:48.21 | jsmith | Uh, well... I thought it went OK. Had problems with the audio-visual equipment, and the presentation went way long |
| 01:48.29 | jsmith | (I only got about half-way through it) |
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| 03:45.38 | mheath | Well, so much for my day off. |
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| 04:13.39 | luminerd | mheath, how goes it |
| 04:15.09 | mheath | Very poorly |
| 04:17.30 | luminerd | :( |
| 04:17.40 | luminerd | Sorry to hear that |
| 04:23.21 | mheath | Today was supposed to be my day off, and I ended up working from noon to 9PM |
| 04:24.58 | mheath | Meh, why does Linux's cluster support suck so much? |
| 04:25.37 | tensai | because clustering is a Hard Thing(tm) maybe? |
| 04:26.24 | tensai | you'll need to quantify that, though. I've got a bunch of Linux clusters that work great. |
| 04:26.35 | mheath | tensai: I can name several other operating systems thats make Linux's cluster support look laughable inadequate. |
| 04:26.55 | hans | so use them |
| 04:28.19 | mheath | hans: both are rather outdated |
| 04:28.37 | mheath | Plan9 was dropped several years ago from bell labs, Amoeba's last release was in 1996 |
| 04:29.35 | xbmodder | hey |
| 04:30.02 | hans | sounds like linux has the last laugh, then. |
| 04:30.22 | hans | or a later laugh than those two, anyway |
| 04:31.01 | mheath | Amoeba is amazing for clusters |
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| 04:31.12 | mheath | I run it, but I have all Pentium I's and Pentium II's in it |
| 04:31.13 | hans | apparently not amazing enough |
| 04:31.45 | hans | it is sad to see good technology go by the wayside, though |
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| 04:32.22 | mheath | One of it's main designers+programers was arguably the best operating system designers ever, too |
| 04:33.08 | mheath | Hmm, I wish I knew when I worked next =\ |
| 04:34.26 | mheath | Afterall, his books were pretty much the standard college textbook on operating system design for ages |
| 04:34.48 | mheath | And he wrote the operating system that inspired Linux :) |
| 04:36.56 | hans | you've been reading a lot of tannenbaum propaganda. He's a smart guy who has made some great contributions |
| 04:37.14 | hans | but he's not teh god of operating systems he, and others, think he is |
| 04:37.41 | mheath | hans: notice I added the word "artguably" |
| 04:37.45 | mheath | "Arguably" |
| 04:38.10 | hans | as in you or people you respect argue that he was |
| 04:39.41 | hans | his stuff is no doubt more theoretically faithful, but if minix and his other operating systems were really all that, they wouldn't be obscure and/or obsolete |
| 04:40.03 | hans | that's not to say they aren't great. they're just not 'all that' |
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| 04:44.13 | hans | wooohoo, qtruby on my laptop has arrived |
| 04:44.17 | hans | that was WAAY too difficult |
| 04:46.59 | mheath | hans: ..... |
| 04:47.12 | mheath | hans: minix was a quickly hacked up teaching tool to use in one of his classes |
| 04:47.35 | mheath | It survived for 15 years as a moderately sucessful operating system, and still has an obscure fan base |
| 04:47.55 | hans | and linux was a quickly hacked up replacement for minix by a student |
| 04:48.29 | hans | lots of things have an obscure fan base. even Cobol |
| 04:48.41 | mheath | hans: the difference, though, is that Tannenbaum was the ONLY one who developed minix, and he never tried to make it anything more than a basic teaching tool....yet look at the success it got. |
| 04:48.46 | hans | but I don't want to bash minix or tannenbaum |
| 04:48.58 | mheath | *who ever developed minix* |
| 04:49.21 | hans | um, a few fanpeoples |
| 04:49.26 | mheath | And its still a functioning operating system |
| 04:49.32 | mheath | almost 30 years after it was created! |
| 04:49.46 | hans | hardly a unique claim |
| 04:49.46 | mheath | I can go download minix right now |
| 04:49.56 | mheath | Use minix's cc to compile GNU gcc |
| 04:50.18 | mheath | And then I'll have a functioning, modern operating system that can run most things that my Linux system can run |
| 04:50.25 | hans | cool. go do it |
| 04:50.28 | mheath | All that, from a 30 year old teaching tool. |
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| 05:39.54 | levi | mheath: What sort of advantages does amoeba have over Linux on a computing cluster? |
| 05:48.24 | levi | mheath: Because Linux has the distinct advantage of being available and tuned for the latest CPUs, motherboards, and other hardware. It makes building COTS clusters /much/ easier, though it is not without headaches. |
| 05:51.12 | levi | Also, Linux has the even more important advantage of supporting the latest high-speed interconnect technologies. |
| 05:53.11 | levi | I've no doubt that Amoeba is architecturally superior, but I imagine it would take a lot of effort to make it work well on a modern cluster. Might be worth it if it was Free Software, but it seems to only be free for educational use. |
| 06:01.25 | levi | Hrm, I guess it did get released as free software. The intro document I was reading didn't reflect that. |
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| 08:12.21 | luminerd | Whats a good game for windblows :/ I'm bored and I want to pirate something I'll probably never play anyway... |
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| 13:04.15 | graphyx | Morning |
| 13:07.39 | mheath_ | Good morning, graphyx |
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| 13:10.57 | graphyx | mheath: You get your college apps done? |
| 13:57.25 | hans | -weather |
| 13:57.51 | hans | -yo |
| 13:57.51 | pratt | hey hans :) |
| 13:57.51 | hans | -weather |
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| 14:09.07 | hans | -rps rock |
| 14:09.08 | pratt | paper! I win! Score: me 1 you 0 |
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| 14:16.26 | xbmodder_lappy | hey |
| 14:16.47 | xbmodder_lappy | http://forums.gentoo.org/viewtopic-t-389719.html < would someone mind testing that script? |
| 14:16.48 | pratt | [Gentoo Forums :: View topic - please test my script] |
| 14:17.05 | pratt | ~lart xbmodder_lappy |
| 14:18.07 | hans | is it a rootkit? |
| 14:26.03 | xbmodder_lappy | :( |
| 14:26.06 | xbmodder_lappy | no |
| 14:26.25 | xbmodder_lappy | its 12 lines of crappy source |
| 14:27.15 | xbmodder_lappy | which could be cut to 7 lines if i wanted. |
| 14:27.32 | levi | Good morning. |
| 14:27.40 | xbmodder_lappy | good morning to you to. |
| 14:28.57 | levi | WTF are you doing, trying to transfer files via DNS?! |
| 14:29.23 | graphyx | levi: what? |
| 14:29.46 | levi | graphyx: The script xbmodder_lappy wanted someone to test. |
| 14:30.43 | graphyx | ah... |
| 14:32.08 | levi | xbmodder: I hope those records aren't getting propagated. |
| 14:32.55 | xbmodder_lappy | i hope so. |
| 14:33.35 | levi | You hope they are, or aren't? |
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| 14:38.28 | xbmodder | they are |
| 14:38.36 | xbmodder | my dns server is dieing |
| 14:39.25 | levi | You idiot. :P |
| 14:40.49 | graphyx | xbmodder: That's quite the hack. |
| 14:41.43 | levi | Propagating 2.4 million bogus DNS records across the world's DNS servers is... a bad idea, to say the least. |
| 14:42.44 | jnbek | dude, just rebuild your DNS server |
| 14:47.04 | graphyx | levi: I am sure that there are more than that world wide already. |
| 14:47.23 | graphyx | but I do agree that the misuse of the dns servers could be a potential problem. |
| 14:47.41 | jnbek | brb, gotta restart X |
| 14:47.45 | levi | graphyx: So, because there's a lot of garbage out there, it's acceptable to go create a ton more for fun? |
| 14:47.58 | graphyx | levi: read my next comment. |
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| 15:19.20 | lars-ut | ~emulate gir |
| 15:19.23 | ibot | where's my moose? |
| 15:21.13 | sjansen | Is there an Ubuntu user in the house? |
| 15:22.35 | sjansen | ~beat emcnabb |
| 15:22.36 | ibot | ACTION beats emcnabb with a large stick. |
| 15:23.40 | synic | sjansen: yeah |
| 15:25.42 | sjansen | synic: I've had a minor technical difficulty. Let's call it a "whoopsey". Could I get a copy of your /etc/passwd (sans uids > 1000 if you don't want to reveal those). |
| 15:25.46 | sjansen | ? |
| 15:28.01 | synic | sure, sec. |
| 15:28.37 | synic | http://rafb.net/paste/results/jp9Ajj23.html |
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| 15:50.42 | xbmodder_ | hey |
| 15:50.47 | xbmodder_ | like my script? |
| 15:54.26 | graphyx | Umm... It is an interesting hack, but probably would have been best left as an internal thing... |
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| 16:01.25 | maquis | sjansen: what'd you do??? |
| 16:01.38 | maquis | sjansen: it sounds almost like something i'd do..... |
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| 16:03.33 | maquis | -roulette |
| 16:03.34 | pratt | maquis: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+ |
| 16:04.45 | jsmith | ~rps scissors |
| 16:05.48 | graphyx | rock |
| 16:05.49 | graphyx | you lose. |
| 16:05.57 | jsmith | Thanks graphyx |
| 16:06.03 | graphyx | sure. np |
| 16:06.10 | graphyx | Just didn't want you to feel ignored. |
| 16:06.49 | jsmith | Thanks... |
| 16:08.32 | maquis | -rps rock |
| 16:08.32 | pratt | scissors. You win. Score: me 0 you 1 |
| 16:08.42 | graphyx | ~rps jsmith |
| 16:08.44 | maquis | -rps paper |
| 16:08.44 | pratt | scissors! I win! Score: me 1 you 1 |
| 16:09.13 | jsmith | ~rps rock |
| 16:09.17 | graphyx | hmm... ibot has a new name. |
| 16:09.28 | graphyx | ~rps scissors |
| 16:09.52 | graphyx | -rps scissors |
| 16:09.52 | pratt | scissors. We tie. Score: me 0 you 0 |
| 16:10.00 | graphyx | -rps scissors |
| 16:10.00 | pratt | scissors. We tie. Score: me 0 you 0 |
| 16:10.06 | graphyx | -rps rock |
| 16:10.07 | pratt | scissors. You win. Score: me 0 you 1 |
| 16:10.11 | maquis | graphyx: pratt != ibot |
| 16:10.12 | graphyx | -rps rock |
| 16:10.12 | pratt | rock. We tie. Score: me 0 you 1 |
| 16:10.25 | maquis | ~lart graphyx |
| 16:10.25 | graphyx | I just noticed the syntax was different. |
| 16:10.31 | graphyx | so who is pratt |
| 16:10.48 | maquis | parley p :) |
| 16:10.58 | graphyx | I am sure.. |
| 16:11.00 | maquis | he's similar to brigham... |
| 16:11.23 | graphyx | the disembodied spirit of a long dead saint returned not to preach the word, but to serve us on IRC. |
| 16:11.33 | maquis | :) |
| 16:11.42 | graphyx | ~school maquis |
| 16:11.46 | ibot | ACTION slaps maquis around, robs'm, then reminds'm to be thankfully for the education. |
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| 16:22.13 | tensai | maquis: ssh-keygen -t dsa |
| 16:22.27 | maquis | tensai: huh? |
| 16:23.37 | tensai | maquis: instead of mistyping your password :) |
| 16:23.51 | maquis | oh... |
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| 16:24.07 | tensai | ssh keys are the neatest thing since sliced bread |
| 16:24.24 | xbmodder-treo | why do you hate my dns file transfer script? |
| 16:25.05 | xbmodder-treo | does anyone want my dns transfer script hosted? (keep files smaller than 10m please( |
| 16:25.14 | xbmodder-treo | tensai: true dat! |
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| 16:26.05 | xbmodder-treo | hey hans |
| 16:26.53 | xbmodder-treo | levi: hiya jack. |
| 16:28.32 | xbmodder-treo | say something someone. |
| 16:28.59 | sjansen | xbmodder-treo: because it's an ugly abuse of DNS |
| 16:30.21 | xbmodder-treo | but its a great thing. we have a self-mirroring file server |
| 16:30.32 | xbmodder-treo | redundant file servers |
| 16:33.57 | Tene | ugly abuse, jerk |
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| 16:46.15 | levi | xbmodder: It is not a great thing! It is stupid and nasty and people will hate you for it. Stop doing it. |
| 17:00.28 | hans | what is? |
| 17:02.07 | levi | hans: xbmodder has created scripts to put base64-encoded fmp3 files into sequential DNS TXT records. |
| 17:02.15 | levi | s/fmp3/mp3/ |
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| 17:03.18 | hans | why? |
| 17:03.41 | levi | hans: To replicate his mp3 files across the internet, apparently. |
| 17:03.52 | sjansen | ~lart ruby |
| 17:03.57 | hans | what happened to gnutella? freenet? |
| 17:04.01 | sjansen | not "just because"! |
| 17:04.14 | hans | sjansen: ok, I'll bite. what did ruby do to you? |
| 17:04.18 | levi | In millions of DNS records each. |
| 17:04.44 | levi | The one he's currently got up took 1.4 million records. |
| 17:05.14 | sjansen | hans: between 1.8.2 and 1.8.3 an option was removed from FileUtils#cd breaking previous working code. |
| 17:05.31 | hans | which one? |
| 17:05.37 | sjansen | :noop |
| 17:07.01 | sjansen | I could understand breaking api for 2.0, but not for a minor release. That's just plain rude and stupid. |
| 17:07.26 | neybar_work | I would stop using ruby if I were you :p |
| 17:07.52 | hans | i have no reason to disagree. |
| 17:08.12 | hans | everyone grab your pitchforks and torches. We're going to ruby-talk! |
| 17:08.40 | neybar_work | lol |
| 17:10.32 | levi | Poor sjansen is becoming disillusioned again. |
| 17:10.51 | Jayce^ | levi, but was he ever 'illusioned' ? |
| 17:11.03 | sjansen | levi: the world is a horrible place |
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| 17:11.36 | sjansen | And today I choose to blame Jayce^ for all the evil and incompetence in the world. |
| 17:11.48 | Jayce^ | sjansen, is that different than any other day? |
| 17:11.59 | sjansen | Most days I blame emcnabb. |
| 17:12.05 | hans | ok, everyone, pitchforks on Jayce^ in 5, 4, 3... |
| 17:12.16 | sjansen | ~pitchfork Jayce^ |
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| 17:12.20 | Jayce^ | :) |
| 17:12.25 | *** mode/#utah [-m] by Jayce^ |
| 17:14.55 | maquis | emcnabb: what's wrong? |
| 17:15.14 | emcnabb | sjansen blames me for all of life's problems |
| 17:16.04 | maquis | oh |
| 17:16.14 | maquis | i thought he was blaming jayce |
| 17:16.45 | emcnabb | "<sjansen> Most days I blame emcnabb." |
| 17:17.05 | hans | emcnabb: just practice this: |
| 17:17.06 | hans | -excuse |
| 17:17.06 | pratt | telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused |
| 17:17.35 | maquis | hans: that's not what he was supposed to say, right? |
| 17:17.56 | hans | why not? it's a good excuse. |
| 17:18.42 | emcnabb | haha |
| 17:19.03 | sjansen | So pratt is a bot? |
| 17:19.09 | pratt | [Porting Command Line UNIX Tools to Mac OS X] |
| 17:19.26 | RyanE | yeah, kind of a Brigham-successor |
| 17:20.44 | hans | ha, just kidding. I meant this: http://developer.apple.com/documentation/Porting/Conceptual/PortingUnix/intro/chapter_1_section_1.html |
| 17:20.45 | pratt | [Porting UNIX/Linux Applications to Mac OS X: Introduction to Porting UNIX/Linux Applications to Mac OS X] |
| 17:21.51 | sjansen | Well, at least the name is creative. |
| 17:21.59 | hans | parley was taken |
| 17:22.04 | emcnabb | my mom's cousin and his wife both work at Apple; he's on the kernel team, and she's on the BSD utils for MacOSX team |
| 17:22.11 | emcnabb | it's interesting to talk to them |
| 17:22.19 | hans | that's nifgty |
| 17:22.21 | RyanE | but this has nice british humor connotations that parley wouldn't have, as well. :) |
| 17:22.32 | emcnabb | (I don't think I could work at the same company as my wife) |
| 17:22.52 | hans | oh I don't know, if you were in different departments and/or building it wouldn't be too bad. |
| 17:23.02 | emcnabb | true |
| 17:23.58 | sjansen | hans: That's too bad. I thought the name as inspired by "this bot it a total pratt". |
| 17:25.30 | hans | actually, we can name him whatever we want (that's available). shall we have a naming contest? |
| 17:26.25 | sjansen | If you don't like pratt, how about git? |
| 17:26.49 | maquis | hans: was ParleyP taken? |
| 17:27.04 | hans | probably not |
| 17:28.58 | hans | i tried to think of something utah-like that didn't involve historical figures, and failed miserably |
| 17:29.22 | hans | even seagull was taken |
| 17:29.44 | jsmith | What about Fillmore? |
| 17:29.44 | hans | hmm, salt is available |
| 17:29.49 | jsmith | salt is good |
| 17:29.56 | hans | -nick salt |
| 17:29.57 | pratt | insufficient "nick" auth (have 10, need 80) |
| 17:30.11 | hans | -nick salt |
| 17:30.23 | *** join/#utah elg (n=fugalh@hfugal.NMSU.Edu) |
| 17:30.52 | sjansen | elg, hans: the first step is admitting you have a problem |
| 17:31.28 | sjansen | at the point your logged into a channel twice and have your own bot, I'd suggest you may be addicted |
| 17:31.32 | maquis | salt? |
| 17:31.48 | maquis | hans: was salt taken? |
| 17:32.01 | maquis | salt: sup? |
| 17:32.01 | salt | yo maquis! |
| 17:32.07 | hans | :) my laptop logs in, just because I decided not to stay logged in with screen permanently |
| 17:32.13 | maquis | oh |
| 17:32.21 | hans | but here at work, I use ssh on the computer because my laptop has horrible connectivity in this room |
| 17:32.26 | hans | so elg is an artifact |
| 17:34.07 | lukfugl | ~lart elg |
| 17:34.20 | hans | ~lart lukfugl |
| 17:35.03 | lukfugl | ~lart hans |
| 17:35.35 | hans | lukfugl: guess that big project is finished then? |
| 17:35.51 | hans | woo, it's chilly up there |
| 17:35.51 | lukfugl | mostly... the long hours are over |
| 17:35.54 | hans | -weather kpvu |
| 17:35.55 | salt | 21 minutes ago, on Mon Oct 10 17:15:00 UTC 2005, the wind was blowing at a speed of 3.60 meters per second (8.06 miles per hour) from the West at KPVU. The temperature was 10 degrees Celsius (50 degrees Fahrenheit), and the pressure was 1022 hPa (30.00 inHg). The relative humidity was 53.5%. The sky was clear. |
| 17:36.24 | hans | well, 10 is a bit warmer than the 6 my weather app says |
| 17:36.35 | sjansen | One good thing for Ruby, even thought someone stupidly broke API, completely open classes made it easy to work around. |
| 17:36.50 | hans | ~praise open classes |
| 17:36.53 | ibot | All hail open classes! |
| 17:37.24 | hans | sjansen: hmm, prattle is open |
| 17:37.30 | hans | er, available. that could be fun |
| 17:37.35 | hans | since bots mostly prattle |
| 17:39.13 | hans | are you trying to say something about what you were voted most likely for in high school? |
| 17:39.23 | hans | oh, I read likely |
| 17:39.41 | hans | -nick prattler |
| 17:40.00 | sjansen | no, just plain prattle |
| 17:40.29 | blather | prattle and blather -- sounds like a great name for a Web comic |
| 17:41.33 | lukfugl | a webcomic about two IRC bots... now that has some potential... |
| 17:43.21 | pianoteacher | practice your scales, everyone |
| 17:45.21 | Tene | ~lart potential |
| 17:45.29 | maquis | ~lart pianoteacher |
| 17:48.01 | *** join/#utah elg (n=fugalh@hfugal.NMSU.Edu) |
| 17:49.12 | hans | drat, that one's taken. |
| 17:51.16 | hans | maybe I should go back to my masochistic reading |
| 17:51.39 | Tene | -nick masochis |
| 17:51.40 | brack | insufficient "nick" auth (have 10, need 80) |
| 17:51.41 | Tene | -nick masochist |
| 17:51.41 | brack | insufficient "nick" auth (have 10, need 80) |
| 17:52.29 | sjansen | http://primates.ximian.com/~federico/news-2005-10.html#09 <-- The difference between a programmer and a code monkey. |
| 17:52.31 | brack | [Federico Mena Quintero - October 2005 Activity Log] |
| 17:53.12 | sjansen | -lart hans |
| 17:53.30 | hans | ah ha! I don't drink coffee. buahaha |
| 17:55.38 | Tene | sjansen-here: so are you saying that he's a code monkey or a programmer? |
| 17:55.59 | sjansen-here | Tene: I'll let you decide. |
| 17:58.35 | hans | Tene: don't listen - you don't need to RTFA, you can tell he's a code monkey by the URL. |
| 17:58.53 | Tene | it *does* say "primate"... |
| 17:59.13 | Tene | but it's plural, so maybe he's *two* monkeys. |
| 18:09.31 | *** join/#utah hans_ (n=fugalh@hfugal.NMSU.Edu) |
| 18:12.59 | sjansen | ~praise fontforge |
| 18:13.03 | ibot | All hail fontforge! |
| 18:43.06 | *** join/#utah SpecialZ (n=Sco--@128.187.248.66) |
| 18:49.50 | maquis | ~lart SpecialZ |
| 18:52.43 | sjansen | ~lart grep |
| 18:52.47 | sjansen | ~lart gaim |
| 18:53.02 | sjansen | ~lart make for good measure |
| 18:53.09 | *** join/#utah JoshH (i=josh@josh.xmission.com) |
| 18:53.16 | maquis | sjansen: having issues? |
| 18:55.14 | sjansen | ~lart xmllint |
| 18:55.43 | sjansen | maquis: and it's mostly grep's fault for returning 1 when it finds a match |
| 18:56.06 | maquis | sjansen: ummm... what did make do to you, then? |
| 19:07.07 | hans | sjansen: my grep returns 1 when it _doesn't_ find a match |
| 19:11.04 | sjansen | ~hug baz |
| 19:11.05 | ibot | ACTION hugs baz |
| 19:11.48 | sjansen | hans: I should clarify, grep -v returns 1. |
| 19:15.04 | levi | sjansen: What are you going to accomplish? |
| 19:15.07 | sjansen | I've been playing catch up since ~9am this morning. |
| 19:15.51 | sjansen | levi: I'm going to try to switch instructor notes to the compact version of Zurich. Thanks for asking. |
| 19:16.06 | Tene | trying is an accomplishment? |
| 19:16.26 | *** join/#utah hans (n=fugalh@hfugal.NMSU.Edu) |
| 19:16.57 | hans | man, sweet and sour chicken is not nearly as good as sweet and sour pork |
| 19:17.00 | sjansen | Tene: Yup. Lately it seems like most of my time is spent merging co-workers work and resolving minor issues they encounter. |
| 19:18.29 | hans | gooznabb and the case of the missing dependency! |
| 19:20.25 | emcnabb | ugh |
| 19:23.18 | emcnabb | I prefer goozsen |
| 19:23.42 | sjansen | jansbach |
| 19:23.56 | vontrapp | emcooze |
| 19:24.06 | sjansen | emcjansbach |
| 19:30.21 | goozbach | I'll have you know that a VERY small percentage of sjansen's work is directly related to my commits |
| 19:30.36 | goozbach | just cause I don't commit all that often |
| 19:30.48 | goozbach | once every quarter or so... |
| 19:31.12 | goozbach | most of my problems stem from the fact that I'm very apt to forgetting my pants |
| 19:31.28 | goozbach | speaking of which... |
| 19:31.34 | goozbach | anyone seen my pants? |
| 19:32.09 | hans | ~mock goozbach |
| 19:32.11 | ibot | ACTION pulls goozbach's pants down and shows the world goozbach's pink spotted underwear |
| 19:32.11 | goozbach | no, don' |
| 19:32.11 | goozbach | t do that!!! |
| 19:32.14 | goozbach | I'm already showing my boxers |
| 19:32.26 | hans | but look, ibot found your pants |
| 19:32.45 | goozbach | ibot, thanks |
| 19:32.45 | ibot | goozbach: de rien |
| 19:36.43 | sjansen | ~ridicule goozbach |
| 19:36.44 | ibot | ACTION drops goozbach in a tank of pink paint and herring |
| 19:37.19 | vontrapp | wow, fishy AND pink |
| 19:38.50 | goozbach | I literally lost my pants this morning |
| 19:38.56 | maquis | goozbach: ???? |
| 19:39.11 | goozbach | made it all the way to bountiful without my pants |
| 19:39.17 | goozbach | had to drive back home and get them |
| 19:39.21 | maquis | goozbach: huh???? |
| 19:39.43 | goozbach | (they had fallen off the hanger, and I didn't notice till I got out of my car at the gym) |
| 19:39.59 | maquis | oh... that explanation makes things a bit better |
| 19:40.31 | sjansen | maquis: no it isn't, the one you were thinking at first is much funnier |
| 19:40.41 | maquis | sjansen: true... but |
| 19:41.26 | emcnabb | goozbach is a flasher; he drives around town without any pants on, and waits to see people's reactions at stoplights |
| 19:41.56 | vontrapp | wow, he has low windows |
| 19:42.47 | emcnabb | he likes to drive next to truckers |
| 19:43.26 | goozbach | vontrapp: even better, I took off the doors completly |
| 19:44.59 | levi | It's easy to go flash-driving in a Jeep. ;) |
| 19:45.33 | levi | At least if the snow was heavy enough, it would cover what we really didn't want to see. |
| 19:46.08 | maquis | *cough* |
| 19:50.51 | vontrapp | hey cool |
| 19:50.56 | vontrapp | ~wtf pebkac |
| 19:51.14 | maquis | -foo |
| 19:51.26 | levi | Heh, pebkac. |
| 19:52.06 | vontrapp | ~lart the lame bot |
| 19:52.07 | levi | Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair |
| 19:52.07 | maquis | -hello |
| 19:52.07 | brack | yo maquis! |
| 19:52.08 | maquis | brack |
| 19:52.08 | brack | 'sup maquis? |
| 19:52.08 | maquis | that's your name |
| 19:52.08 | vontrapp | ~wtf rofl |
| 19:53.25 | vontrapp | ~steal maquis' batteries |
| 19:53.37 | ibot | ACTION grabs maquis' batteries and gives it to sjansen |
| 19:57.08 | Newsome | look, it's sjansen Whiplash |
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| 20:24.38 | *** part/#utah richard_has_spok (n=Owner@dpc6746139215.direcpc.com) |
| 20:33.22 | sjansen | http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20051010152541842 |
| 20:33.31 | brack | [GROKLAW] |
| 20:34.01 | sjansen | ~lart Web sites that don't include useful <title>'s for their pages |
| 20:34.55 | *** join/#utah Newsome (n=sorenson@obelix.cs.byu.edu) |
| 20:36.02 | *** join/#utah xbmodder_ (n=xbmodder@dsl092-012-130.sfo1.dsl.speakeasy.net) |
| 20:36.09 | xbmodder_ | hey |
| 20:36.10 | xbmodder_ | sup? |
| 20:40.32 | mheath | Good afternoon. |
| 20:47.48 | xbmodder_ | hello mheath |
| 20:47.54 | xbmodder_ | how are you on this fine day? |
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| 21:08.44 | tensai | jsmith: ringing voltage is AC? seriously? |
| 21:16.35 | sjansen | ~mourn Wallace & Gromit's history |
| 21:16.37 | ibot | ACTION lights some candles for Wallace & Gromit's history |
| 21:16.57 | Newsome | rather appropriate |
| 21:17.43 | vontrapp | that's nuts, i heard there were multiple fires that just converged on the place |
| 21:24.46 | jsmith | Tene: YEah, seriously. |
| 21:25.04 | jsmith | tensai: Oops, that was meant for you. |
| 21:26.31 | tensai | jsmith: that surprised me. but on-hook and off-hook voltage are DC? I thought you could never mix the two or face getting a smack-down by a horrible 80's metal band |
| 21:26.33 | sjansen | ~praise tab completion |
| 21:26.35 | ibot | All hail tab completion! |
| 21:27.02 | emcnabb | ~lart sjansen |
| 21:27.08 | emcnabb | awesome! |
| 21:27.11 | emcnabb | ibot, you rock |
| 21:27.11 | ibot | emcnabb: aw, gee |
| 21:28.40 | *** join/#utah Peregrine (n=lamontp@hq-nat2.gurulabs.com) |
| 21:28.48 | Peregrine | ~lart sjansen |
| 21:29.04 | Peregrine | Hi sjansen, emcnabber |
| 21:29.20 | Peregrine | All you other people here *not* sitting on a cusion! |
| 21:30.21 | emcnabb | ? |
| 21:31.02 | Jayce^ | cusion? |
| 21:32.24 | Peregrine | Quote from a movie |
| 21:32.35 | Peregrine | Um..."A Knight's Tale" |
| 21:34.03 | vontrapp | ~cusion $target is <action> thwaps $target in the face with a cushion really hard, so it fuses to $target's eyes... ocular cusion |
| 21:34.04 | ibot | vontrapp: okay |
| 21:34.50 | Tene | ~cushion vontrapp |
| 21:34.55 | Tene | ~cusion vontrapp |
| 21:34.56 | ibot | ACTION thwaps vontrapp in the face with a cushion really hard, so it fuses to vontrapp's eyes... ocular cusion |
| 21:35.06 | mheath | Does anyone have a spare SCSI CD-ROM drive that they'd be willing to sell to me? |
| 21:35.27 | spr | ~lart byu-oit |
| 21:35.36 | Tene | only if by "CD-ROM drive" you mean "9GB hard drive" |
| 21:35.43 | Peregrine | I've got about 12 or so. |
| 21:36.29 | mheath | Tene: I have one of those |
| 21:36.48 | Peregrine | I used to have a sony data discman that was a PCMCIA hookup. Turns out, the PCMCIA card was really a relabled Adaptec SCSI PCMCIA adapter. |
| 21:37.02 | Peregrine | The drive was 2x, though, so it kinda sucked. |
| 21:37.02 | jsmith | mheath: I do, but I"m not sure if (or how well) it works -- but I've got two identical ones if you're interested. |
| 21:37.14 | mheath | jsmith: where are you located? |
| 21:37.19 | jsmith | mheath: Riverton. |
| 21:37.21 | Peregrine | I have 2 7-drive CD towers. |
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| 21:37.25 | mheath | Agh! Not good |
| 21:37.33 | Peregrine | I'm not using them. |
| 21:37.58 | Peregrine | mheath: That's not the way to great linuxalien is it? |
| 21:38.13 | mheath | Peregrine: haha :) |
| 21:38.34 | Peregrine | :) What was the "Agh!" for? |
| 21:38.44 | mheath | Peregrine: jsmith lives in Riverton |
| 21:39.09 | mheath | and gas == expensive |
| 21:40.44 | linuxalien | eh/ |
| 21:40.45 | linuxalien | ? |
| 21:40.54 | Peregrine | Ah. |
| 21:41.06 | linuxalien | Did I miss something? |
| 21:41.20 | mheath | I really just need a SCSI CD-ROM drive for like....one day |
| 21:41.27 | mheath | just to get solaris on this |
| 21:41.44 | vontrapp | you could try mine |
| 21:41.48 | vontrapp | i live in provo |
| 21:42.01 | linuxalien | I live in North Ogden, next to pleasantview |
| 21:42.15 | linuxalien | But don't have a SCSI drive |
| 21:42.32 | vontrapp | wait, doesn't mheath == california or something? |
| 21:42.39 | mheath | vontrapp: O.o |
| 21:43.03 | vontrapp | i seem to recall for whatever reason that you're from california |
| 21:43.13 | mheath | vontrapp: try Ogden, Utah |
| 21:43.17 | vontrapp | of course, it's no strong recollection, so is probably wrong |
| 21:43.17 | Peregrine | I live in Centerville, so mine is probably not too much help to ya. |
| 21:43.28 | sjansen | xbmodder is from CA |
| 21:43.32 | vontrapp | ya |
| 21:44.04 | sjansen | mheath: check with the OALUG |
| 21:44.28 | vontrapp | so i guess i'm even farther from you |
| 21:45.17 | mheath | I'll be in Salt Lake City next weekend, but not really able to pick up anything |
| 21:45.41 | mheath | (Up at Ft. Douglas, then out at the SLC Airport Hilton) |
| 21:46.40 | Peregrine | You could try doing a network install of Solaris, instead. :) |
| 21:48.44 | mheath | Peregrine: the problem with that, is that Solaris requires you to use a Sparc host to install Solaris on a Sparc target |
| 21:48.54 | mheath | And I only have one Sparc computer |
| 21:54.43 | *** join/#utah hans (n=fugalh@falcon.fugal.net) |
| 21:56.28 | emcnabb | ok guys, no more talking about hans |
| 21:56.46 | emcnabb | you shouldn't say things like that when he's away |
| 21:57.05 | vontrapp | ~lart sjansen |
| 21:57.05 | hans | -insult hans' enemies |
| 21:57.05 | goozbach | no kidding... |
| 21:57.05 | brack | hans' enemies is a motley-mind tongueful of frothy guano |
| 21:57.19 | goozbach | some of those things made even me blush |
| 21:57.30 | goozbach | and I'm the one who drives around without pants! |
| 21:57.38 | hans | it was the squirrels, wasn't it? |
| 21:58.10 | goozbach | something about string, a tube top, KY, and 47 acorns... |
| 21:58.18 | emcnabb | I think we all owe hans an apology |
| 21:58.57 | goozbach | ~apologize to hans |
| 21:59.08 | *** join/#utah SpecialZ (n=chatzill@128.187.241.0) |
| 21:59.17 | goozbach | comeon ibot, you were the leader in this one... |
| 22:01.48 | tensai | o/~ While you were sitting home alone at age 13, your real daddy was dyin' ~/o |
| 22:02.22 | SpecialZ | ~lart maquis |
| 22:02.31 | vontrapp | goozbach: now try |
| 22:02.37 | goozbach | ~apologize to hans |
| 22:02.56 | ibot | hans: n=goozbach is sorry for being a brainless terd and begs your forgiveness |
| 22:02.58 | goozbach | that's why ibot wasn't cooperating |
| 22:03.00 | goozbach | ... |
| 22:03.04 | hans | -insult ibot |
| 22:03.04 | brack | ibot is a gleeking heap of unoriginal waffle-house grits |
| 22:03.17 | vontrapp | ibot, you're really slow |
| 22:03.50 | goozbach | heh |
| 22:03.51 | vontrapp | oh great, n= |
| 22:04.05 | goozbach | and shouldn't it be turd? |
| 22:04.20 | goozbach | ~apologize to vontrapp |
| 22:04.22 | ibot | vontrapp: n=goozbach is sorry for being a brainless terd and begs your forgiveness |
| 22:04.40 | mheath | NO! |
| 22:04.49 | vontrapp | that's okay, goozbach, i'm sure you'll figure out how to be a turd someday |
| 22:04.55 | mheath | ~lart ext3 |
| 22:05.04 | mheath | ~lart power outages |
| 22:06.14 | SpecialZ | where was the power outage? |
| 22:07.10 | linuxalien | North Ogden |
| 22:07.21 | linuxalien | the traffic lights were out from Flying J to Kirt's |
| 22:07.28 | linuxalien | At least that's one of the spots |
| 22:07.46 | linuxalien | I had fun driving in that. I'm glad people were curteous when I was passing through and taking turns at the dead lights. |
| 22:08.20 | mheath | SpecialZ: on Saturday |
| 22:08.27 | mheath | Power went out at work, flickered here |
| 22:09.11 | SpecialZ | My box has been out of commission for over a month. |
| 22:09.18 | mheath | Messed up my almost-finished gentoo install by messing up the filesystem |
| 22:09.31 | SpecialZ | New video card fried the motherboard. |
| 22:09.35 | SpecialZ | ouch |
| 22:09.42 | SpecialZ | joys of gentoo. |
| 22:10.41 | mheath | stage1 on a pentium II |
| 22:10.46 | mheath | it'd been going for days |
| 22:11.02 | mheath | All I had left to do was compile the kernel (I had already configured it!) and a couple things |
| 22:14.12 | hans | it's an omen |
| 22:15.56 | maquis | ~lart SpecialZ |
| 22:16.22 | Bradipo | linuxalien: You got lucky... If you had actually been caught in the dead lights you may have had to enter the Ritual of Chud. |
| 22:16.40 | SpecialZ | ~duck maquis |
| 22:16.41 | ibot | ACTION gives maquis a fuzzy, ugly little duckling, which immediately grows into a full sized swan and pummels maquis with it's big white wings. |
| 22:30.07 | linuxalien | hehehe |
| 22:34.21 | linuxalien | I like the movie C.H.U.D. - I am a fan of cheesy horror and scifi |
| 22:36.56 | maquis | -roulette |
| 22:36.57 | brack | maquis: chamber 4 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 22:37.02 | maquis | doh |
| 22:38.01 | maquis | brack: what's the reason behind your name? |
| 22:38.02 | brack | don't ask me |
| 22:38.29 | vontrapp | -beans |
| 22:38.34 | maquis | brack: who should i ask? |
| 22:38.35 | brack | I can't do that Dave. |
| 22:38.46 | vontrapp | -sing |
| 22:38.49 | linuxalien | Cya |
| 22:38.51 | maquis | brack: who's dave? |
| 22:38.51 | brack | dunno |
| 22:38.54 | maquis | linuxalien: later |
| 22:39.12 | Tene | http://www.angryflower.com/chuds.html |
| 22:39.14 | brack | [C.H.U.D.s] |
| 22:39.36 | linuxalien | I'll check out that link later hehehe thanks! |
| 22:40.16 | maquis | -rps rock |
| 22:40.17 | brack | rock. We tie. Score: me 0 you 0 |
| 22:40.35 | vontrapp | -rps maquis |
| 22:40.36 | brack | incorrect usage: roshambo <rock|paper|scissors> => play roshambo |
| 22:40.43 | maquis | -rps rock |
| 22:40.44 | brack | rock. We tie. Score: me 0 you 0 |
| 22:40.51 | maquis | -rps paper |
| 22:40.53 | brack | scissors! I win! Score: me 1 you 0 |
| 22:41.04 | maquis | -rps paper |
| 22:41.04 | brack | scissors! I win! Score: me 2 you 0 |
| 22:41.07 | maquis | -rps paper |
| 22:41.08 | brack | paper. We tie. Score: me 2 you 0 |
| 22:41.14 | maquis | -rps scissors |
| 22:41.15 | brack | rock! I win! Score: me 3 you 0 |
| 22:41.29 | maquis | -rps rock |
| 22:41.30 | brack | paper! I win! Score: me 4 you 0 |
| 22:41.35 | vontrapp | haha |
| 22:41.40 | maquis | -rps scissors |
| 22:41.41 | brack | scissors. We tie. Score: me 4 you 0 |
| 22:41.47 | maquis | -rps paper |
| 22:41.48 | brack | paper. We tie. Score: me 4 you 0 |
| 22:41.53 | Tene | -roulette |
| 22:41.55 | brack | Tene: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 22:42.04 | maquis | vontrapp: you find it funny that i'm losing? |
| 22:42.12 | maquis | -rps rock |
| 22:42.13 | brack | scissors. You win. Score: me 4 you 1 |
| 22:42.16 | maquis | yay! |
| 22:42.21 | maquis | -rps scissors |
| 22:42.22 | brack | scissors. We tie. Score: me 4 you 1 |
| 22:42.29 | maquis | -rps scissors |
| 22:42.31 | brack | rock! I win! Score: me 5 you 1 |
| 22:42.32 | hans | hey emcnabb can you ask your folks to sneak in a "bookmark all tabs" button into safari? thanks. |
| 22:42.48 | maquis | hans: what's the story behind brack's name? |
| 22:43.08 | hans | the thesaurus |
| 22:43.14 | hans | starting at salt |
| 22:43.21 | maquis | salt? |
| 22:45.01 | maquis | -nick tribune |
| 22:45.02 | brack | insufficient "nick" auth (have 10, need 80) |
| 22:45.12 | maquis | -nick centurion |
| 22:45.13 | brack | insufficient "nick" auth (have 10, need 80) |
| 22:45.31 | maquis | brack:give me auth |
| 22:48.17 | maquis | -auth maquis |
| 22:48.36 | vontrapp | -nick brak |
| 22:48.37 | brack | insufficient "nick" auth (have 10, need 80) |
| 22:48.39 | vontrapp | bah |
| 22:49.57 | sjansen | ~silence maquis |
| 22:49.59 | ibot | ACTION shoves an apple in maquis's mouth, shoves a spit through ... well, uhm, anyway ... then builds a nice fire and starts roasting |
| 22:50.12 | RyanE | brackish water is salty standing water, but water that's less salty than the open sea... |
| 22:50.23 | RyanE | so why brack? Shouldn't he be MORE salty than the sea? |
| 22:50.59 | hans | hmm, didn't know brackish was less salty |
| 22:51.45 | RyanE | yeah, there's certain types of saltwater fish that do better with varying salt levels / brackish water. |
| 22:51.53 | maquis | ~lart sjansen |
| 22:52.32 | sjansen | Yay! I accomplished something today! |
| 22:52.57 | maquis | sjansen: what'd you accomplish? |
| 22:53.12 | hans | mid 16th century, from obsolete /brack/ [salty,] from Middle Low German, Middle Dutch /brac/ |
| 22:53.19 | maquis | did you finally get out of bed? |
| 22:54.01 | Jayce^ | I just figured you were a big fan of the brack show... |
| 22:54.10 | hans | never heard of it |
| 22:54.15 | sjansen | !!! |
| 22:54.20 | Jayce^ | Space Ghost, coast to coast |
| 22:54.29 | sjansen | hans: You're missing some great comedy. |
| 22:55.02 | vontrapp | that's actually spelled brak |
| 22:55.09 | hans | oh no. I've stumbled into space ghost coast to coast territory. |
| 22:55.12 | vontrapp | hans, you've heard us sing the beans song |
| 22:55.15 | Jayce^ | yes, it is.. |
| 22:55.25 | hans | is that the loony with the grumbly voice? |
| 22:55.29 | vontrapp | "I love beans, woowoowoo, I love beans, so do you1" |
| 22:55.30 | sjansen | ~praise lowered expectations |
| 22:55.31 | ibot | All hail lowered expectations! |
| 22:55.45 | hans | that always wanted a monkey? |
| 22:55.51 | lars-ut | hans: isn't that Zoltar? |
| 22:55.57 | vontrapp | Zorak? |
| 22:55.59 | lars-ut | help me out |
| 22:55.59 | vontrapp | Moltar |
| 22:56.08 | hans | how should I know? I've never seen it. only heard my silly brothers quote it |
| 22:56.23 | lars-ut | Zorak. I've created a hybrid name as well. |
| 22:56.28 | mheath | Hmmm. GCJ can compile java directly into binary form, rather than bytecode that needs a VM, right? |
| 22:56.39 | vontrapp | Brak is the one that tells the story about a monkey taking notes for him in class, hans, yes |
| 22:56.44 | hans | for some value of java code, yes. |
| 22:57.22 | hans | well brak is registered already |
| 22:57.47 | mheath | Well then...is there anyway you could directly access memory resources and/or execute assembly from such binary compiled java programs? |
| 22:58.03 | vontrapp | hexedit |
| 22:58.04 | hans | jni? |
| 22:58.41 | mheath | vontrapp: no, I mean have the program do that |
| 22:59.17 | mheath | Like, can you code a java program (assuming you were going to compile it into a bianry with GCJ) that can access memory resources and/or execute assembly isntructons? |
| 22:59.44 | mheath | hans: ah, thanks |
| 23:05.49 | *** join/#utah xbmodder_lappy (i=nobody@xbmodder.us) |
| 23:11.09 | *** join/#utah brac (i=fugalh@falcon.fugal.net) |
| 23:13.00 | hans | -rps rock |
| 23:13.00 | brac | rock. We tie. Score: me 0 you 0 |
| 23:13.08 | hans | -rps scissors |
| 23:13.08 | brac | paper. You win. Score: me 0 you 1 |
| 23:16.19 | hans | hmm, that plugin system needs work. |
| 23:16.23 | hans | -restart |
| 23:16.29 | *** join/#utah brac (i=fugalh@falcon.fugal.net) |
| 23:16.34 | *** join/#utah LiNoobux (n=LiNoobux@c-67-171-122-139.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) |
| 23:16.34 | hans | -rps rock |
| 23:16.34 | brac | paper! I win! |
| 23:16.53 | maquis | -rps scissors |
| 23:16.53 | brac | rock! I win! |
| 23:16.54 | brac | ~lart maquis |
| 23:17.02 | maquis | -rps rock |
| 23:17.03 | brac | rock. We tie. |
| 23:17.07 | maquis | -rps paper |
| 23:17.07 | brac | rock. You win. |
| 23:17.42 | maquis | -rps score |
| 23:17.43 | brac | me: 1, maquis: 1, ties: 1 |
| 23:30.29 | maquis | -rps rock |
| 23:30.30 | brac | rock. We tie. |
| 23:30.36 | maquis | -rps scissors |
| 23:30.36 | brac | paper. You win. |
| 23:30.42 | maquis | -rps scissors |
| 23:30.44 | brac | scissors. We tie. |
| 23:30.47 | maquis | -rps scissors |
| 23:30.48 | brac | rock! I win! |
| 23:30.49 | brac | ~lart maquis |
| 23:31.28 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:31.29 | brac | maquis: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:31.35 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:31.36 | brac | maquis: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:31.40 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:31.40 | brac | maquis: chamber 3 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:31.43 | maquis | doh |
| 23:32.19 | Bradipo | Not a very random spin of the chamber. |
| 23:33.10 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:33.11 | brac | maquis: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:33.14 | Bradipo | Or at least not from the first three... |
| 23:33.15 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:33.15 | brac | maquis: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:33.23 | maquis | brac: it always goes in order |
| 23:33.30 | maquis | the randomness is where the bullet is |
| 23:33.34 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:33.34 | brac | maquis: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:33.37 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:33.37 | brac | maquis: chamber 4 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:33.38 | *** part/#utah Peregrine (n=lamontp@hq-nat2.gurulabs.com) |
| 23:34.06 | Bradipo | But the position of the bullet changes once you spin it... |
| 23:34.24 | maquis | ?? |
| 23:34.24 | Bradipo | So while it may be in chamber 4 when you first load it, after the first spin it may be elsewhere. |
| 23:35.00 | maquis | hmmm |
| 23:35.01 | LiNoobux | well that complicates things |
| 23:35.01 | Bradipo | Of course, I've never really played the game so I could be wrong. |
| 23:35.16 | maquis | Bradipo: you haven't??? |
| 23:35.30 | Bradipo | I prefer not to point guns at my head, loaded or unloaded. :-) |
| 23:36.25 | maquis | it's fun on irc... but..... |
| 23:37.38 | Tene | -roulette |
| 23:37.38 | brac | Tene: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:38.58 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:38.59 | brac | maquis: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:39.05 | Tene | -roulette |
| 23:39.05 | brac | Tene: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:41.34 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:41.35 | brac | maquis: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:42.55 | maquis | Tene: go for it |
| 23:43.29 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:43.29 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 5 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:43.34 | LiNoobux | d'oh! |
| 23:43.41 | LiNoobux | my first try and I get shot |
| 23:43.52 | maquis | LiNoobux: :) |
| 23:43.55 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:43.55 | brac | maquis: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:44.04 | maquis | ~dict medulla oblongata |
| 23:44.07 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:44.07 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:44.14 | LiNoobux | aw man! |
| 23:44.27 | maquis | LiNoobux: ouch |
| 23:44.38 | maquis | you can go first this time.. |
| 23:44.41 | LiNoobux | lol ok |
| 23:44.45 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:44.46 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:44.48 | LiNoobux | ahhh |
| 23:44.50 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:44.51 | brac | maquis: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:46.07 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:46.07 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:46.13 | maquis | lars-ut: you leaving? |
| 23:46.17 | maquis | or coming? |
| 23:46.22 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:46.22 | brac | maquis: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:47.05 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:47.05 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 5 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:47.08 | LiNoobux | figures |
| 23:47.19 | Tene | -roulette |
| 23:47.20 | brac | Tene: chamber 1 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:48.28 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:48.29 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 1 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:48.35 | Tene | -roulette |
| 23:48.36 | brac | Tene: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:48.41 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:48.41 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:48.44 | LiNoobux | I think I'm done |
| 23:48.45 | LiNoobux | lol |
| 23:48.46 | maquis | LiNoobux: you're not having very good luck today |
| 23:48.53 | Tene | -roulette maquis |
| 23:48.53 | brac | incorrect usage, ask for help using 'brac: help roulette' |
| 23:48.57 | Tene | curses |
| 23:49.13 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:49.13 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:52.37 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:52.37 | brac | maquis: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:52.41 | maquis | doh! |
| 23:54.45 | maquis | ~lart brac |
| 23:55.02 | maquis | ~lart brac |
| 23:57.22 | mheath | brac: help roulette |
| 23:57.22 | brac | roulette => play russian roulette - starts a new game if one isn't already running. One round in a six chambered gun. Take turns to say roulette to the bot, until somebody dies. roulette reload => force the gun to reload, roulette stats => show stats from all games, roulette stats <player> => show stats for <player>, roulette clearstats => clear stats (config level auth required) |
| 23:57.38 | maquis | -roulette stats maquis |
| 23:57.39 | brac | maquis has played 11 games, won 15 and lost 5. maquis pulled the trigger 24 times and found the chamber empty on 19 occasions. |
| 23:58.00 | maquis | -roulette stats LiNoobux |
| 23:58.00 | brac | LiNoobux has played 6 games, won 7 and lost 5. LiNoobux pulled the trigger 8 times and found the chamber empty on 3 occasions. |
| 23:58.13 | mheath | -roulette |
| 23:58.13 | brac | mheath: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:58.14 | LiNoobux | lol |
| 23:58.17 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:58.17 | mheath | -roulette |
| 23:58.17 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:58.17 | brac | mheath: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:58.20 | LiNoobux | hahaha |
| 23:58.20 | mheath | -roulette |
| 23:58.20 | brac | mheath: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:58.22 | mheath | -roulette |
| 23:58.23 | brac | mheath: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:58.24 | mheath | -roulette |
| 23:58.24 | brac | mheath: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:58.27 | mheath | -roulette |
| 23:58.27 | brac | mheath: chamber 5 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:58.28 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:58.29 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 6 of 6 => *BANG* |
| 23:58.30 | mheath | :) |
| 23:58.35 | LiNoobux | -roulette |
| 23:58.35 | brac | LiNoobux: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:58.50 | maquis | LiNoobux: it's not the best idea to pull when you've gone through 5 chambers... |
| 23:58.56 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:58.56 | brac | maquis: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:58.58 | LiNoobux | yeah I know |
| 23:59.01 | mheath | brac: I feel moronic when I realize that I find typing "-roulette" to you to be entertaining |
| 23:59.23 | maquis | mheath: you're not sitting in class with barely enough juice to keep irc running |
| 23:59.25 | mheath | -roulette |
| 23:59.25 | maquis | -roulette |
| 23:59.25 | brac | mheath: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:59.25 | brac | maquis: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+ |
| 23:59.32 | mheath | It's 5. |
| 23:59.32 | mheath | :) |
| 23:59.51 | mheath | maquis: ooh, you're playing battery roulette |
| 23:59.53 | maquis | mheath: my watch shows 6 |