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| 14:13.39 | jsmith | Morning all! | 
| 14:32.44 | Utah_Dave | morning! | 
| 15:03.39 | herlo | Happy Day after Christmas !! | 
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| 20:40.05 | macnewbold | ~zippy | 
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| 23:02.10 | macnewbold | ~yow | 
| 23:03.45 | herlo | ~zip | 
| 23:03.46 | jbot | Creates PKZIP(tm)-compatible .zip files. URL: ftp://ftp.cdrom.com/pub/infozip/Info-ZIP.html | 
| 23:03.55 | herlo | ~zip macnewbold  | 
| 23:04.10 | herlo | ~shh macnewbold  | 
| 23:04.19 | herlo | ~simpsons macnewbold  | 
| 23:04.20 | jbot | ACTION sends macnewbold chasing a rolling pink donut down the hill screaming, "its still good!, its still good!" | 
| 23:05.00 | macnewbold | ~mancard herlo | 
| 23:05.01 | jbot | ACTION herlo has his ManCard replaced with a couple of very small berry fruits ... | 
| 23:05.14 | herlo | ~thump macnewbold  | 
| 23:05.15 | jbot | ACTION thumps macnewbold in the ear with a brick! | 
| 23:05.39 | herlo | and threatens another thumping | 
| 23:06.45 | herlo | ~mlart | 
| 23:06.46 | jbot | [mlart] ~lart macnewbold | 
| 23:09.29 | herlo | jbot: say ~lart macnewbold  | 
| 23:09.30 | jbot | ~lart macnewbold | 
| 23:09.38 | herlo | eh, well I tried | 
| 23:17.31 | macnewbold | ~lart herlo | 
| 23:17.31 | jbot | pours gasoline all over herlo, ignites the fire, and then enjoys some toasty marshmallows with the glorious blaze | 
| 23:17.38 | macnewbold | hm, works for me | 
| 23:18.07 | herlo | macnewbold: I was trying to get jbot to say lart | 
| 23:18.20 | herlo | it's not as easy as you think | 
| 23:18.29 | herlo | jbot: say ~lart macnewbold  | 
| 23:18.30 | jbot | ~lart macnewbold | 
| 23:19.22 | herlo | but of course, jbot won't reply | 
| 23:21.10 | macnewbold | jbot, lart macnewbold is <reply> Sorry, Charlie! | 
| 23:21.10 | jbot | whips out a shotgun, trudges over to macnewbold is <reply> Sorry, Charlie!, and goes postal | 
| 23:21.15 | macnewbold | argh | 
| 23:21.18 | macnewbold | darn commands | 
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