| 00:00.56 | jsmith | Hmmmn, that should work. |
| 00:01.06 | jsmith | Try with single quotes insead of double quotes |
| 00:02.05 | jsmith | If you just type "alias", does it list your alias? |
| 00:08.21 | wps | ah |
| 00:08.22 | wps | strainge |
| 00:08.24 | wps | strange |
| 00:08.34 | wps | it needed them to be in .bash_profile instead of .bashrc |
| 00:08.36 | wps | not it's working |
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| 02:17.32 | dataw0lf | oi. |
| 02:17.36 | dataw0lf | is the meeting still going on? |
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| 04:23.21 | mindjuju | the meeting ended like 20 - 30 minutes ago |
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| 04:38.19 | bigdog_ut | ~slap mindjuju |
| 04:38.20 | jbot | ACTION slaps mindjuju, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
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| 15:32.33 | bigdog_ut | i must say this is a crappy day |
| 15:32.51 | mindjuju | yeah, everybody is gone to see episode 3 |
| 15:33.04 | mindjuju | mac at 8:30, wade at 9 |
| 15:33.48 | mindjuju | to at least feel a part of it, i'm listening to the soundtrack |
| 15:33.51 | jsmith | bigdog_ut: Amen! |
| 15:33.54 | mindjuju | i think one of williams best |
| 15:34.26 | jsmith | I'm listening to old 80's stuff... just to make me feel old |
| 15:34.42 | jsmith | bigdog_ut: So, why is your day crappy? |
| 15:34.42 | mindjuju | i personally feel 80 |
| 15:34.49 | drip | yes it is bigdog_ut. yes it is. |
| 15:34.53 | mindjuju | oops! i mean that 80's music is the best of all time |
| 15:34.59 | mindjuju | especially 80's dance music |
| 15:35.34 | bigdog_ut | jsmith, cause i have people telling my boss that i cant do my job in meetings |
| 15:35.45 | bigdog_ut | and i didnt want to bash them |
| 15:36.13 | drip | because it's their stuff that is broken. |
| 15:36.14 | jsmith | bigdog_ut: Yuck. |
| 15:38.08 | bigdog_ut | yes and this is the government type |
| 15:39.00 | dataw0lf|w | i.e. the worst. |
| 15:39.40 | bigdog_ut | yes cause they pride themselves on it |
| 15:41.36 | dataw0lf|w | hm. |
| 15:41.41 | dataw0lf|w | argh |
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| 15:55.17 | bigdog_ut | too bad you cant pimp slap co-workers |
| 15:56.25 | jsmith | bigdog_ut: Yeah, but you can show them they're wrong :-) |
| 15:57.15 | bigdog_ut | yeah i am working on that now |
| 15:57.26 | bigdog_ut | and i cant wait |
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| 16:55.45 | drip | woohoo.. fireworks at work |
| 16:55.47 | drip | always fun. |
| 16:56.04 | drip | i think it's called interpersonal relationships. |
| 16:56.04 | bigdog_ut | always |
| 16:56.14 | bigdog_ut | interpersonnal communication |
| 16:56.24 | drip | =) |
| 16:57.22 | mindjuju | i've always found though the key to really meaningful relationships is a kick in the groin. If you are talking and see to be drifting off, kick em, remind them your there |
| 16:57.28 | mindjuju | yup, a good solid kick does wonders |
| 16:57.58 | drip | yes but from 2000 miles away, that can be difficult. |
| 16:58.05 | drip | otherwise it would have already been done |
| 16:58.08 | drip | he he |
| 16:58.35 | mindjuju | touche, 2000 miles is quite a distance... i will reflect on this |
| 17:00.10 | mindjuju | i guess what it really boils down to then is Jedi mind tricks... Bigdog needs to use the force... "these arent' the databases your looking for" be sure to wave your hand once from right to left SLOWLY |
| 17:00.19 | mindjuju | its the hand moving that does the trick |
| 17:01.03 | mindjuju | bigdog, these guys that are giving you trouble, go to them and say |
| 17:01.58 | mindjuju | the ability to program (insert their programming language here) is insignificant next to the power of the (your skill or the words "the force") |
| 17:02.18 | mindjuju | rememember the hand motion |
| 17:02.40 | mindjuju | if that doesn't work, go for plan b, the force death choke |
| 17:07.04 | bigdog_ut | ~seen wps |
| 17:07.12 | jbot | wps <~wade@207.108.169.214> was last seen on IRC in channel #uphpu, 16h 58m 36s ago, saying: 'not it's working'. |
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| 17:46.29 | mindjuju | mac |
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| 18:35.12 | macnewbold | mindjuju: good morning |
| 18:35.36 | mindjuju | ok. I've been waiting patiently . thumbs up on episode 3? |
| 18:35.57 | mindjuju | like best of the six good? |
| 18:37.33 | macnewbold | just got back to the office |
| 18:37.49 | macnewbold | I think it's safe to say that it "meets expectations" |
| 18:37.58 | macnewbold | definitely worth seeing |
| 18:38.41 | macnewbold | ~swe3 |
| 18:38.47 | macnewbold | ~sw3 |
| 18:38.55 | jsmith | ~sith |
| 18:39.01 | macnewbold | ~star wars episode 3 |
| 18:39.08 | macnewbold | doh |
| 18:39.28 | macnewbold | I'm sure jbot's getting a lot of sw3 discussion right now in all the channels |
| 18:39.31 | jsmith | jbot: swe3 is a blood-bath |
| 18:39.33 | jbot | okay, jsmith |
| 18:39.49 | jsmith | ~swe3 |
| 18:39.50 | jbot | rumour has it, swe3 is a blood-bath |
| 18:39.58 | mindjuju | nice |
| 18:40.38 | macnewbold | yeah, lots of casulties |
| 18:40.55 | macnewbold | the cover most of the obvious bases, in setting up for ep. 4, |
| 18:41.06 | mindjuju | what about the duel with anakin and obi wan |
| 18:41.09 | macnewbold | but I thought there were a couple of places where they opened more questions than answers |
| 18:41.13 | mindjuju | i heard it was awesome |
| 18:41.30 | macnewbold | like they were setting up for a sequel, but one between ep 3 and ep 4, like |
| 18:41.36 | macnewbold | star wars 3.5 or something |
| 18:41.46 | mindjuju | hmm... probably material for the TV show |
| 18:42.00 | macnewbold | the duels were all good. lots of light saber battles in this one |
| 18:42.23 | macnewbold | I even saw a Jedi kill someone with a blaster |
| 18:42.31 | macnewbold | "how uncivilized!" |
| 18:43.54 | mindjuju | k, quick non sw3 question |
| 18:44.48 | mindjuju | in CSS if I want to reprogram the BR tag |
| 18:44.48 | mindjuju | i have this |
| 18:44.48 | mindjuju | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:44.48 | mindjuju | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:44.48 | mindjuju | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:44.53 | mindjuju | shouldn't that make a line be spaced 7 pixels? |
| 18:45.23 | dataw0lf|w | it should make the ceiling have a pixel space of 7, I believe. |
| 18:49.10 | macnewbold | the 7px is top/bot and the 20px is left/right |
| 18:49.20 | macnewbold | but that's probably on top of whatever a br already gets, |
| 18:49.28 | macnewbold | which may actually be Margin rather than padding. |
| 18:49.42 | macnewbold | you might try setting the font size on your br ,that may do what you want |
| 18:49.57 | macnewbold | probably easier is to use something other than br, but I'm not sure what you're trying to do |
| 18:50.10 | macnewbold | so don't pay too much attention to what I may suggest :) |
| 18:54.49 | mindjuju | thnx for the ideas! |
| 20:04.03 | drip | such a fabulous day. |
| 20:04.53 | mindjuju | blah! |
| 20:15.48 | macnewbold | ~slackers |
| 20:16.05 | macnewbold | ~slackers is see dataw0lf and bigdog_ut |
| 20:16.06 | jbot | okay, macnewbold |
| 20:16.09 | macnewbold | ~slackers |
| 20:16.10 | jbot | extra, extra, read all about it, slackers is see dataw0lf and bigdog_ut |
| 20:19.00 | dataw0lf|w | :/ |
| 20:19.10 | dataw0lf|w | bigdog_ut is the slacker, he didn't even finish his half of the presentation. |
| 20:23.53 | macnewbold | doh |
| 20:23.55 | macnewbold | that stinks |
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| 20:33.10 | mindjuju | ~slackers |
| 20:33.11 | jbot | extra, extra, read all about it, slackers is see dataw0lf and bigdog_ut |
| 20:34.09 | bigdog_ut | nice, did you do that one mindjuju |
| 20:34.19 | mindjuju | sadly no |
| 20:34.25 | mindjuju | i forgot how to program jbot |
| 20:34.46 | bigdog_ut | ~slackers |
| 20:34.48 | jbot | well, slackers is see dataw0lf and bigdog_ut |
| 20:35.26 | mindjuju | do you remember off hand how to program jbot? |
| 20:35.34 | mindjuju | like what the syntax is? |
| 20:36.21 | bigdog_ut | no i cant remember |
| 20:36.44 | fungus | ~mindjuju |
| 20:36.45 | jbot | [mindjuju] sleeping with his left eye open |
| 20:37.09 | mindjuju | ~fungus |
| 20:37.10 | jbot | hmm... fungus is Kinda smelly, but grows on you |
| 20:38.28 | dataw0lf|w | ~dataw0lf |
| 20:38.32 | jbot | from memory, dataw0lf is sleeping again, or da supahstah, or a dink, or #utah's number one troll |
| 20:38.39 | dataw0lf|w | haha. |
| 20:38.59 | dataw0lf|w | that's right. |
| 20:39.25 | mindjuju | ~optikal |
| 20:39.34 | optikal | yeah |
| 20:39.38 | optikal | erm. |
| 20:39.49 | dataw0lf|w | ~tierra |
| 20:39.50 | jbot | somebody said tierra was dirt |
| 20:39.50 | mindjuju | there isn't anything programmed for your name |
| 20:39.58 | dataw0lf|w | jbot: that's right. |
| 20:40.01 | dataw0lf|w | ~synic |
| 20:40.27 | mindjuju | ~jsmith |
| 20:40.28 | jbot | it has been said that jsmith is perpetually hungry |
| 20:42.38 | macnewbold | ~cookie |
| 20:42.44 | dataw0lf|w | I'm in shock that people think I'm a troll! |
| 20:42.47 | macnewbold | ~brownie |
| 20:42.56 | macnewbold | ~cake |
| 20:42.57 | jbot | well, cake is all gone :( |
| 20:44.19 | mindjuju | ~jbot |
| 20:44.20 | jbot | hmm... jbot is heading for a crash is assigned nothing and reported nothing. |
| 20:44.32 | mindjuju | ~commands |
| 20:50.36 | bigdog_ut | mindjuju, what are you wanting to do? |
| 20:50.50 | mindjuju | list o' commands |
| 21:02.54 | macnewbold | I think ibot's opensourced if you want to read the source :) |
| 21:03.06 | macnewbold | I don't think there's a list of commands or syntax |
| 21:03.15 | macnewbold | many of the things he has are just factoids in his database |
| 21:03.17 | macnewbold | ~ibot |
| 21:03.18 | jbot | ibot is probably a blootbot written in perl run by TimRiker on his server. logs on http://ibot.rikers.org/<chan>/ , ibot, jbot, apt are all the same process. It uses sqlite, but mysql or other SQL storage is also supported. |
| 21:03.19 | macnewbold | ~jbot |
| 21:03.20 | jbot | i guess jbot is heading for a crash is assigned nothing and reported nothing. |
| 21:03.42 | macnewbold | ~no, jbot is ibot's stupid cousin |
| 21:03.46 | macnewbold | ~jbot |
| 21:03.47 | jbot | jbot is probably heading for a crash is assigned nothing and reported nothing. |
| 21:04.00 | macnewbold | jbot, no, jbot is ibot's stupid cousin |
| 21:04.01 | jbot | macnewbold: okay |
| 21:04.04 | macnewbold | ~jbot |
| 21:04.05 | jbot | extra, extra, read all about it, jbot is ibot's stupid cousin |
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| 21:55.12 | mindjuju | ~nyuk bigdog_ut |
| 21:56.01 | mindjuju | jbot: nyuk $1 is <action> grabs $1 nose and hammers it with his other hand! |
| 21:56.02 | jbot | okay, mindjuju |
| 21:56.19 | mindjuju | ~nyuk bigdog_ut |
| 21:56.20 | jbot | ACTION grabs bigdog_ut nose and hammers it with his other hand! |
| 21:57.32 | wps | ~bubbles |
| 21:58.54 | mindjuju | ~wiseguy |
| 22:00.06 | mindjuju | jbot: wiseguy $1 is <action> runs up to $1 and pokes $1 in the eyes! |
| 22:00.08 | jbot | mindjuju: okay |
| 22:00.18 | mindjuju | ~wiseguy bigdog_ut |
| 22:00.19 | jbot | ACTION runs up to bigdog_ut and pokes bigdog_ut in the eyes! |
| 22:05.48 | jsmith | ~whaleslap stupid people |
| 22:05.49 | jbot | ACTION slaps jsmith upside and over the head with one freakishly huge killer whale named hugh |
| 22:06.03 | jsmith | Why did I get slapped? |
| 22:06.13 | mindjuju | you did say stupid people |
| 22:06.16 | mindjuju | :) |
| 22:06.17 | mindjuju | jk |
| 22:06.32 | mindjuju | you have to admit, you did leave yourself open for that one! |
| 22:07.13 | jsmith | Wide open... |
| 22:07.23 | jsmith | ... and I probably deserved the slap too... |
| 22:07.27 | mindjuju | jbot: zombify $1 is <action> summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of $1 and using a Windows 3.11 diskette zombifiez $1! $1 wonders off in a daze slobering |
| 22:07.28 | jbot | mindjuju: okay |
| 22:07.37 | mindjuju | ~zombify bigdog_ut |
| 22:07.38 | jbot | ACTION summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of bigdog_ut and using a Windows 3.11 diskette zombifiez bigdog_ut! bigdog_ut wonders off in a daze slobering |
| 22:07.56 | jsmith | Two bs in slobbering? |
| 22:08.04 | dataw0lf|w | yes. |
| 22:08.09 | mindjuju | dag! |
| 22:08.11 | dataw0lf|w | and s/o/a |
| 22:08.23 | dataw0lf|w | and insert a comma after 3.11 |
| 22:08.41 | mindjuju | jbot, forget zombify |
| 22:08.41 | jbot | i didn't have anything called 'zombify' to forget, mindjuju |
| 22:08.41 | dataw0lf|w | and s/using a/uses a |
| 22:09.17 | mindjuju | jbot, forget zombify |
| 22:09.17 | jbot | i didn't have anything called 'zombify' to forget, mindjuju |
| 22:09.21 | dataw0lf|w | :| |
| 22:09.32 | mindjuju | ~zombify bigdog_ut |
| 22:09.33 | jbot | ACTION summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of bigdog_ut and using a Windows 3.11 diskette zombifiez bigdog_ut! bigdog_ut wonders off in a daze slobering |
| 22:09.59 | mindjuju | jbot: zombify $1 is <action> summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of $1 and using a Windows 3.11, diskette zombifiez $1! $1 wonders off in a daze slobbering |
| 22:10.00 | jbot | ACTION summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of $1 is <action> summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of $1 and using a Windows 3.11, diskette zombifiez $1! $1 wonders off in a daze slobbering and using a Windows 3.11 diskette zombifiez $1 is <action> summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of $1 and using a Windows 3.11, diskette zombifiez $1! ... |
| 22:10.25 | mindjuju | ~zombify bigdog_ut |
| 22:10.28 | jbot | ACTION summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of bigdog_ut and using a Windows 3.11 diskette zombifiez bigdog_ut! bigdog_ut wonders off in a daze slobering |
| 22:11.20 | mindjuju | ~zombify |
| 22:11.21 | bigdog_ut | ~zombify mindjuju |
| 22:11.22 | jbot | ACTION summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of mindjuju and using a Windows 3.11 diskette zombifiez mindjuju! mindjuju wonders off in a daze slobering |
| 22:11.42 | mindjuju | ~nyuk bigdog_ut |
| 22:11.43 | jbot | ACTION grabs bigdog_ut nose and hammers it with his other hand! |
| 22:12.32 | mindjuju | any ideas on how to erase an action? |
| 22:12.39 | bigdog_ut | yeah like this |
| 22:12.44 | *** kick/#uphpu [mindjuju!~bigdog@166.70.34.182] by bigdog_ut (bigdog_ut) |
| 22:12.47 | bigdog_ut | lol |
| 22:13.05 | bigdog_ut | ops |
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| 22:13.49 | dataw0lf|w | heh. |
| 22:13.57 | dataw0lf|w | someone is cranky. |
| 22:14.11 | bigdog_ut | sorry mindjuju |
| 22:14.27 | mindjuju | i wondered what happened ! |
| 22:14.43 | bigdog_ut | i erased an action |
| 22:15.04 | mindjuju | did it erase all of my commands? |
| 22:15.10 | bigdog_ut | yeah |
| 22:15.13 | bigdog_ut | oh yea |
| 22:15.15 | jsmith | jbot: no, zombify is <action> summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of $1 and using a Windows 3.11, diskette zombifiez $1! $1 wonders off in a daze slobbering |
| 22:15.16 | jbot | jsmith: okay |
| 22:15.22 | jsmith | ~zombify mindjuju |
| 22:15.24 | jbot | ACTION summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of mindjuju and using a Windows 3.11 diskette zombifiez mindjuju! mindjuju wonders off in a daze slobering |
| 22:15.36 | jsmith | jbot is a mess! |
| 22:15.37 | mindjuju | ~nyuk bigdog_ut |
| 22:15.38 | jbot | ACTION grabs bigdog_ut nose and hammers it with his other hand! |
| 22:15.43 | mindjuju | nope, it's still there |
| 22:15.53 | bigdog_ut | let bigdog_ut try that again |
| 22:16.02 | bigdog_ut | lol |
| 22:16.41 | bigdog_ut | yeah |
| 22:16.48 | dataw0lf|w | rol |
| 22:17.05 | dataw0lf|w | bigdog_ut: listen to some of the Strokes, it always puts me in a better mood when I'm having a bad day. |
| 22:17.30 | bigdog_ut | Strokes...yeah...i have been listening to pantera |
| 22:17.40 | bigdog_ut | making bigdog_ut **** hostile |
| 22:18.16 | mindjuju | jbot: forget zombify |
| 22:18.16 | jbot | i didn't have anything called 'zombify ' to forget, mindjuju |
| 22:19.16 | mindjuju | oh well, i'll leaving it with bad spelling |
| 22:19.20 | dataw0lf|w | And now my fears, they come to me in threes .... So I, sometimes... They fade my friend, you say the strangest things.. I find, sometimes.. |
| 22:19.26 | dataw0lf|w | ^^- Strokes - Someday |
| 22:20.22 | dataw0lf|w | You say you wanna stay by my side... Darling your head's not right... I see alone we stand together we fall apart... Yeah, I think I'll be alright |
| 22:20.27 | dataw0lf|w | ?> |
| 22:20.38 | dataw0lf|w | ;) |
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| 22:46.41 | bigdog_ut | bigdog_ut is outta here |
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