01:27.02 | *** join/#iteam Judo (n=Judo@ip24-251-181-8.ph.ph.cox.net) |
03:00.25 | theY4Kman | http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/COMICfakeid.png |
03:00.26 | theY4Kman | hi guys |
03:11.33 | Judo | That wasn't very funny. |
03:15.32 | *** join/#iteam tyler (i=79db9a48@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-4fa41f918f38543f) |
03:15.45 | tyler | hi |
03:16.14 | Guest21639 | hello |
03:16.20 | Guest21639 | anyone |
03:16.21 | Guest21639 | HI |
03:16.53 | Guest21639 | hello |
03:17.07 | Guest21639 | ';lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopmnbvcxz |
03:18.05 | Judo | nani? |
03:18.35 | Guest21639 | wat? |
03:18.40 | Guest21639 | i only speak english |
03:19.01 | Judo | Perhaps you do, but your grammar is quite bad. |
03:19.21 | Judo | By that I'm referring to capitalization and puntuation. |
03:19.50 | Guest21639 | perhaps that's because i wasn't trying to use grammar, but i was just making my words smaller and easier |
03:19.57 | Guest21639 | ok |
03:20.29 | Guest21639 | anyway |
03:20.30 | Judo | some call that efficiency, others call it an excuse |
03:20.33 | Judo | what can I do you for? |
03:20.50 | Guest21639 | are you a real person or a computer? |
03:21.04 | Judo | can't I be both? |
03:21.13 | Guest21639 | ummmmmmm o....k......? |
03:21.30 | theY4Kman | Judo's your latest ALICE bot |
03:21.52 | Guest21639 | ummmm wat |
03:22.07 | theY4Kman | I built her up with my own decision engine and natural language parser. |
03:22.21 | Guest21639 | o...k... |
03:22.27 | theY4Kman | Don't get her started on her dress |
03:22.28 | Guest21639 | sure im glad you did |
03:22.50 | Guest21639 | i love her dress it looks........ well ........... it just is good |
03:22.55 | Judo | Thank you. |
03:23.01 | Judo | It makes me feel prettyful. |
03:23.21 | Guest21639 | excitederfullyful |
03:23.26 | Guest21639 | i like making up words |
03:23.48 | theY4Kman | I think you're a computer. |
03:24.02 | Guest21639 | same |
03:24.03 | Guest21639 | dont we all |
03:24.28 | Guest21639 | well im not the one puting full stops after every sentence |
03:24.55 | Guest21639 | are you random people or did you make the game |
03:25.16 | Guest21639 | ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ |
03:25.24 | theY4Kman | Not I. Everyone else here does that. |
03:25.25 | Guest21639 | or did u just die and now wont talk to me? |
03:25.31 | Guest21639 | ok |
03:25.40 | Guest21639 | wat is the game |
03:25.51 | Guest21639 | i know someone who said they helped make the game |
03:26.46 | adamorja1es | hm? |
03:27.11 | Judo | What game are we talking about, again? |
03:28.21 | Guest21639 | and they have a t-shirt saying: iteamgame.org |
03:28.21 | Guest21639 | wow |
03:28.21 | Guest21639 | his name is emmanual |
03:28.21 | Guest21639 | hm wat? |
03:28.21 | Guest21639 | i team game |
03:28.23 | Guest21639 | well when you say 'we' are talking abuot, you meen just me dont you |
03:28.28 | Guest21639 | is anyone there? |
03:29.00 | Guest21639 | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
03:29.11 | Judo | stop spamming |
03:29.15 | Guest21639 | yer EVERYONE JUST IGNORE THE GUEST |
03:29.16 | Guest21639 | lol |
03:29.18 | Guest21639 | wat |
03:29.21 | Guest21639 | no ones talking |
03:29.21 | adamorja1es | oh |
03:29.27 | adamorja1es | you mean xavieran? |
03:29.32 | Guest21639 | who |
03:29.36 | adamorja1es | mmm |
03:29.42 | theY4Kman | mmm |
03:29.44 | Guest21639 | i dont know his online name |
03:30.44 | Judo | no one in this channel is a programmer |
03:30.44 | Guest21639 | mmm |
03:30.44 | Guest21639 | hes australian |
03:30.44 | Judo | especially not theY4Kman |
03:30.44 | Judo | he's a skiddie, closest thing we have |
03:30.44 | theY4Kman | Not I. |
03:30.44 | theY4Kman | I'm a horrible skiddie |
03:30.46 | adamorja1es | Jacyna |
03:30.46 | theY4Kman | You should see my laundry, |
03:30.46 | Judo | It's so true. |
03:30.46 | Judo | Wait what |
03:30.46 | Judo | no no, not "skeet" |
03:30.46 | Guest21639 | wat the hell are you on about? |
03:30.49 | theY4Kman | No, "skid" |
03:30.52 | theY4Kman | Jesus, Judo |
03:30.52 | adamorja1es | Jacyna! |
03:30.52 | Guest21639 | wats a skiddie |
03:30.54 | theY4Kman | You fail |
03:31.06 | Judo | how old is this kid? 11? |
03:31.12 | Guest21639 | wat me? |
03:31.17 | Judo | no, not you |
03:31.25 | Guest21639 | oh ok |
03:31.25 | adamorja1es | ahem.. Jacyna? |
03:31.31 | Guest21639 | oh the one im talking about |
03:31.39 | Judo | no, you |
03:31.47 | theY4Kman | Me? |
03:31.47 | Guest21639 | wat? |
03:31.52 | Guest21639 | you just said not me |
03:31.58 | Guest21639 | WHO!?!?!? |
03:31.59 | theY4Kman | What's not me? |
03:32.06 | theY4Kman | I like that band, Guest21639 |
03:32.19 | Guest21639 | wat? |
03:32.22 | Judo | The Who or just who? |
03:32.26 | adamorja1es | xavieran is Emmanuel |
03:32.28 | Guest21639 | where the hell did you pull that out from |
03:32.34 | Guest21639 | yer |
03:32.44 | Guest21639 | and is he australian |
03:32.52 | adamorja1es | yes I think so |
03:32.58 | Guest21639 | yer |
03:33.01 | theY4Kman | xaverian is an Aussie? |
03:33.05 | theY4Kman | I never knew |
03:33.06 | adamorja1es | yes |
03:33.09 | Judo | no Aussie is an Aussie |
03:33.13 | Guest21639 | im aussie |
03:33.18 | adamorja1es | Aussie is long gone Judo |
03:33.22 | theY4Kman | NZ is better |
03:33.27 | Judo | true dat |
03:33.33 | Judo | land 'o hobits |
03:33.36 | Guest21639 | yer |
03:33.42 | Guest21639 | so who made the game? |
03:33.50 | Judo | Obama |
03:34.02 | theY4Kman | The Jeffersons |
03:34.07 | adamorja1es | *The Obama Administration |
03:34.15 | Judo | Kutner included |
03:34.16 | Guest21639 | I KNEW IT! |
03:34.28 | Guest21639 | chuck norris helped didnt he? |
03:34.34 | Judo | Hell no |
03:34.41 | Guest21639 | i thought he did |
03:34.42 | Judo | I'd kick his ass if he came around here |
03:34.55 | Judo | Absolutely no grappling skills, that guy |
03:34.56 | Guest21639 | which one of his asses |
03:35.05 | adamorja1es | Judo would do judo |
03:35.05 | Judo | I want you to leave. |
03:35.16 | Guest21639 | who |
03:35.18 | Guest21639 | me? |
03:35.20 | adamorja1es | Judo doesn't like changes |
03:35.21 | Judo | the kid |
03:35.30 | Guest21639 | the me? |
03:35.39 | Judo | _the_ me?! who the hell do you think you are? |
03:35.46 | adamorja1es | lol |
03:35.47 | Guest21639 | i am me |
03:36.02 | Judo | estoy yo |
03:36.11 | Judo | ore desu |
03:36.17 | Judo | or boku desu? |
03:36.30 | Judo | and yes, I realize that Spanish was temporary |
03:36.36 | Guest21639 | your just jealous because all or your muscles make up one of chuck norrises |
03:36.38 | Guest21639 | =D |
03:36.55 | Guest21639 | lol |
03:37.02 | Judo | No, I'm proud to say I'm ripped. |
03:37.13 | Guest21639 | in half by chuck norris |
03:37.13 | Judo | I also happen to be a relatively talented programmer. |
03:37.15 | Guest21639 | =D |
03:37.19 | theY4Kman | Relatively. |
03:37.20 | theY4Kman | To shit. |
03:37.24 | Guest21639 | lol |
03:37.25 | Judo | In comparison to you, that is. |
03:37.33 | Guest21639 | lets make fun of judo day =D |
03:37.42 | Judo | Let's all carck the guest day :D |
03:37.43 | theY4Kman | You never said which way you're relatively talented |
03:37.45 | Judo | crack* |
03:37.57 | Judo | I'm slightly less skilled than you, I'm sure |
03:38.03 | theY4Kman | So I'll assume you're relatively less talented |
03:38.06 | Judo | but I only say that because you know asm and I do not, yet |
03:38.07 | adamorja1es | slightly!? |
03:38.11 | theY4Kman | In the magnitude of BILLIONS |
03:38.20 | Judo | LET ME TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR |
03:38.22 | Judo | GAY BAR |
03:38.33 | adamorja1es | slaps Judo |
03:38.40 | adamorja1es | oh crap |
03:38.42 | Guest21639 | i think bill gates is smarter |
03:38.47 | Judo | ooo ooo, adaomrjames, watch this, it's funny |
03:38.50 | Judo | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUbGUi-S5pI |
03:38.57 | theY4Kman | Judo: honestly, it's not the language knowledge. It's the principles, algorithms, and core software development values. Plus, version control. |
03:39.09 | theY4Kman | Less the algorithms, really |
03:39.11 | Judo | when it comes to the theory, I'm sure I can match you |
03:39.13 | Guest21639 | bill gates |
03:39.17 | adamorjames | oooh |
03:39.19 | Judo | and screw version control |
03:39.21 | adamorjames | Judo wants a match |
03:39.24 | Judo | DID SOMEONE JUST UTTER THAT HORRID NAME?! |
03:39.25 | theY4Kman | Judo: there you go. |
03:39.25 | Guest21639 | bill gates |
03:39.31 | Guest21639 | lol |
03:39.33 | Guest21639 | HA |
03:39.34 | adamorjames | theY4Kman: You think you can take Judo? |
03:39.45 | theY4Kman | adamorjames: I already have |
03:39.50 | Judo | aha, he's using mibbit |
03:39.51 | Guest21639 | HA |
03:39.56 | Judo | now's a good time ot test out that exploit :) |
03:40.00 | Judo | to* |
03:40.03 | Guest21639 | HOW? |
03:40.05 | Judo | grr, I hate typos |
03:40.07 | Guest21639 | SO EXCITING |
03:40.20 | Judo | or better yet, I'll just ignore you and go back to watching Numb3rs |
03:40.33 | Guest21639 | where do you live |
03:40.37 | Guest21639 | are you american? |
03:40.39 | Judo | adamorjames, did you know Gaara likes vagina? |
03:40.45 | Judo | 'murica |
03:40.48 | Guest21639 | WTF |
03:40.59 | adamorjames | brb |
03:41.10 | *** join/#iteam adamorjames (n=adamorja@75-32-192-228.lightspeed.ftwotx.sbcglobal.net) |
03:41.10 | *** mode/#iteam [+o adamorjames] by ChanServ |
03:41.15 | theY4Kman | AMERICA |
03:41.25 | Judo | Freedom Land |
03:41.35 | Guest21639 | lol |
03:41.40 | theY4Kman | http://www.negrospaceprogram.com/ |
03:41.42 | Judo | where we have freedom fries and freedom toast |
03:41.44 | Guest21639 | nope your afghanistanian |
03:41.53 | theY4Kman | *Afghan |
03:41.56 | Judo | you're* |
03:41.58 | theY4Kman | *Afghani |
03:42.04 | Guest21639 | lol |
03:42.06 | theY4Kman | AND FREEDOM FRIES |
03:42.11 | Judo | sure, y4k, miss the obvious errro |
03:42.13 | Judo | error* |
03:42.13 | Guest21639 | and you said prettyful was a word |
03:42.24 | Judo | no, I used it as a word |
03:42.26 | Guest21639 | HA |
03:42.38 | theY4Kman | You improperly used a conjunction |
03:42.41 | Guest21639 | exactly, there for saying it is a word |
03:42.43 | Guest21639 | DUH |
03:42.53 | Judo | right, so, it's already quite obvious that our guest is in his early teens and falls under the category of gamer |
03:42.59 | theY4Kman | "Therefore" is a single word, thank you very much! |
03:43.01 | Judo | and is male, obviously |
03:43.09 | Judo | I mean, this is the internet after all |
03:43.14 | Guest21639 | yer so |
03:43.19 | Judo | "Therefor" is also acceptable |
03:43.19 | theY4Kman | I'd wager his name is Tyler? |
03:43.31 | theY4Kman | Right, but is deprecated |
03:43.35 | Guest21639 | OMG howd you know that |
03:43.41 | theY4Kman | And has always been a single word |
03:43.45 | theY4Kman | Guest21639: Just a guess |
03:43.45 | Guest21639 | im right here you know |
03:43.59 | Guest21639 | lol |
03:44.05 | Judo | I believe his DNS points to him being Australian, so that's confirmed |
03:44.20 | Judo | mmm big pond |
03:44.23 | Guest21639 | i dont even know wat a dns is |
03:44.36 | adamorjames | domain name server |
03:44.37 | Guest21639 | how the hell r you getting all this? |
03:44.43 | Judo | domain name system* |
03:44.43 | theY4Kman | Don't Need Shit |
03:44.47 | adamorjames | yes |
03:44.49 | Guest21639 | lol |
03:44.57 | adamorjames | slaps theY4Kman |
03:45.07 | theY4Kman | I like my DNS |
03:45.11 | Judo | he's using mibbit, which, due to its rapid development, has multiple holes in it |
03:45.23 | Guest21639 | wats mibbit? |
03:45.27 | Judo | if, and this is likely, he's using Firefox, there are at least two ways to cause his browser to crash |
03:45.27 | adamorjames | you habe holes in you |
03:45.29 | adamorjames | *have |
03:45.30 | adamorjames | <.< |
03:45.44 | adamorjames | they are called pores |
03:45.53 | Judo | orifices* |
03:45.57 | adamorjames | yes |
03:46.01 | Guest21639 | ok i wouldnt have a clue what anyone of you are talking about! |
03:46.12 | theY4Kman | *any one |
03:46.26 | Guest21639 | good on ya |
03:46.27 | Judo | that's alright, kid, you don't need to |
03:46.34 | Guest21639 | ummmmm |
03:46.34 | Judo | we're just gathering technical information in case we want to attack |
03:46.43 | Guest21639 | yep sure |
03:46.58 | Guest21639 | how old r all you? |
03:47.05 | Judo | 39 |
03:47.09 | theY4Kman | 37 |
03:47.15 | adamorjames | 54 |
03:47.16 | Judo | I work as a network security consultant |
03:47.19 | theY4Kman | But I'm still better than you, Judo |
03:47.27 | theY4Kman | You're just jealous I got tenure at MIT |
03:47.29 | Judo | Like I care |
03:47.43 | Judo | Screw that, I love USC's game dev program |
03:47.45 | Judo | forget MIT |
03:47.57 | Judo | although, those compression courses are very interesting... |
03:48.11 | Guest21639 | wat does judo do for a living? apart from this? hehehe |
03:48.21 | Judo | ^ |
03:48.30 | Guest21639 | joking joking |
03:48.36 | theY4Kman | He's a Networking Secretary and Consultant |
03:48.47 | Judo | Exactly. |
03:48.58 | Judo | i c wat u did their |
03:49.00 | Guest21639 | oh wooops i thought they4kman said that |
03:49.04 | adamorjames | *there |
03:49.12 | Judo | theY4kman is a proffesional cosplayer |
03:49.16 | Judo | it's pretty cool |
03:49.18 | Judo | she's hot, too |
03:49.29 | Guest21639 | wats a cosplayer? |
03:49.34 | Judo | costume play |
03:49.34 | theY4Kman | Despite the fact that I have "man" in my name |
03:49.45 | Guest21639 | HA |
03:49.54 | Judo | oh c'mon now, you're not going to do this again, are you? |
03:50.00 | Guest21639 | judo is a girl |
03:50.02 | Judo | we all know it's to keep all the little boys from molesting you |
03:50.06 | Guest21639 | or a man who wears dresses |
03:50.35 | theY4Kman | The latter, Tyler |
03:50.44 | Guest21639 | the what? |
03:50.51 | Judo | For another few months, at least :( |
03:50.51 | theY4Kman | The latter. |
03:51.01 | Guest21763 | <.< |
03:52.24 | Guest21639 | oh i know how you know wat internet connection i am and stuff |
03:52.59 | theY4Kman | Er |
03:53.07 | Guest21639 | what? |
03:53.11 | Judo | rE |
03:53.16 | theY4Kman | EreR |
03:53.24 | Guest21763 | who? |
03:53.24 | Judo | RerE |
03:53.27 | Judo | ?ohw |
03:53.39 | theY4Kman | Errer reE Er rreE reerereErrerE erer? |
03:53.46 | Judo | wtf are you doing? |
03:53.58 | theY4Kman | I mismatched my keys. |
03:54.12 | Guest21639 | ?tuoba no uoy era tahw |
03:54.19 | Guest21639 | WOOT |
03:54.23 | Guest21639 | i wrotwe backwards |
03:54.26 | Judo | now, rot13! |
03:54.28 | Guest21639 | wrote* |
03:54.34 | theY4Kman | lol |
03:54.43 | Judo | yby |
03:55.08 | Guest21639 | abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz |
03:55.42 | Judo | nopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklm |
03:55.55 | Guest21639 | ha |
03:55.56 | Guest21639 | woooops |
03:56.04 | Guest21639 | you stuffed it up! |
03:56.06 | Judo | trg vg abj? |
03:56.22 | Guest21639 | ok dont start speaking in spanish |
03:56.31 | Judo | Supposedly, rot13 was invened by Caesar, but I don't trust anything the Roman empire has to say |
03:56.37 | Judo | invented* |
03:56.51 | theY4Kman | NFF SHPX FUVG ONYYF |
03:56.51 | Guest21639 | WTF IS ROT13? |
03:57.01 | Judo | rotAGE |
03:57.03 | theY4Kman | It's a simple rotation cipher |
03:57.23 | Judo | theY4Kman, a lady should not use such words |
03:57.29 | Guest21639 | ok i basically know jack about this stuff |
03:57.33 | theY4Kman | More commonly known as a Caesar Cipher, which my apprentice noted |
03:57.51 | Guest21763 | reverse test |
03:58.02 | Judo | Apprentice my ass |
03:58.18 | Guest21763 | here we go |
03:58.37 | Guest21763 | ~reverse abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz |
03:58.41 | Guest21639 | ha hes only better than you judo because hes got an apprentice |
03:59.17 | Guest21639 | lol |
03:59.18 | Guest21639 | ok |
03:59.36 | Guest21639 | what are we going to talk about now? |
03:59.49 | Judo | Cocks? |
03:59.52 | Guest21639 | !?!?!?!?!? |
04:00.00 | Guest21763 | ~rot13 guvf vf n ynzr rknzcyr |
04:00.01 | ibot | this is a lame example |
04:00.05 | Guest21763 | :( |
04:00.15 | Judo | an mp3 encoder example? |
04:00.18 | Guest21639 | whos ibot |
04:00.28 | Guest21763 | it's not who, but when |
04:00.32 | Judo | ibot: Who are you? |
04:00.33 | ibot | Judo: what are you talking about? |
04:00.40 | Judo | ibot: ibot |
04:00.41 | ibot | It's me |
04:00.48 | Judo | YOU'RE NOT HELPING |
04:00.48 | Guest21763 | ibot: state your purpose |
04:00.49 | Guest21639 | me: wtf |
04:00.57 | Judo | ibot: Who is ibot? |
04:00.58 | ibot | It's me |
04:00.59 | Guest21763 | ibot: me |
04:01.02 | Judo | ~ibot |
04:01.03 | ibot | It's me |
04:01.06 | Guest21763 | ... |
04:01.07 | Judo | ibot: Who made you? |
04:01.08 | ibot | xk did. |
04:01.09 | Guest21639 | what is ibot more like it! |
04:01.16 | Judo | ...who is xk? |
04:01.21 | Guest21763 | ~xk |
04:01.22 | ibot | xk is probably 31337 |
04:01.22 | Guest21639 | yer |
04:01.22 | Judo | ibot: Who is your master? |
04:01.23 | ibot | extra, extra, read all about it, your master is not dio |
04:01.31 | Judo | I don't care about dio... |
04:01.41 | Guest21763 | ~dio |
04:01.44 | Judo | ibot: you |
04:01.45 | ibot | It's me |
04:01.53 | Judo | Who is ibot? |
04:01.55 | Judo | What is ibot? |
04:01.58 | Judo | grr, ibot, respond |
04:02.01 | Guest21763 | ~tobi |
04:02.02 | ibot | i heard tobi is ibot backwards |
04:02.06 | Guest21763 | haha |
04:02.07 | Judo | Tobi is a good boy. |
04:02.12 | Guest21639 | ibot: are you a bot ( a question he wont be able to answer ) |
04:02.24 | Judo | ibot: Are you a bot? |
04:02.33 | Judo | ibot: Are you human? |
04:02.52 | Guest21763 | ~boten anna |
04:02.53 | ibot | i guess boten anna is http://basshunter.m0o.eu/video,BotenAnna,English |
04:03.06 | Judo | speaking of Tobi, the new episode is out :D |
04:03.11 | Judo | I KNOW A BOT |
04:03.13 | Judo | HER NAME IS ANNA |
04:03.14 | Judo | ANNA IS HER NAME |
04:03.24 | Guest21639 | ibot , did you just go blind and now cant see a thing what we're typing? |
04:03.34 | Judo | ibot: basshunter |
04:03.39 | Judo | ibot: Judo |
04:03.44 | Guest21763 | ~kill Guest21639 |
04:03.45 | ibot | ACTION shoots a ionized fluxneutrino gun at Guest21639 |
04:03.47 | Judo | ~emulate theY4Kman |
04:03.47 | ibot | hmm... emulate they4kman is I'll tilde you all night, Judo. I just want bang bang bang. F*ck, I reached the knot; that was quick. F*cking barrels! |
04:03.48 | Guest21639 | ibto:me |
04:04.01 | theY4Kman | Fucking barrels! |
04:04.08 | Judo | Those damn barrels... |
04:04.17 | Judo | Ah, good times |
04:04.17 | theY4Kman | They're always in the fucking way. |
04:04.36 | Guest21763 | Counterstrike eh |
04:04.56 | Guest21763 | ~purpose |
04:05.05 | Guest21639 | hey guest21763, are you controlling ibot? |
04:05.21 | Judo | No, I am |
04:05.25 | Judo | I am God. |
04:05.30 | Judo | See, I have this deathnote... |
04:05.43 | Guest21639 | but guest 21763 said kill me and he shot me |
04:05.48 | Guest21639 | agh |
04:05.51 | Guest21639 | lol |
04:06.00 | Judo | ibot: rape Guest21639 |
04:06.01 | ibot | ACTION takes Guest21639 behind the WallMart and makes a few grunts and screams |
04:06.04 | Guest21639 | ~kill judo |
04:06.05 | ibot | ACTION shoots a charged anti-graviton gun at judo |
04:06.24 | Guest21639 | HA |
04:06.28 | Guest21639 | ibot killed you |
04:06.50 | Guest21639 | ~ibot kill theY4Kamn |
04:07.14 | Guest21639 | ~kill the Y4Kman |
04:07.43 | Guest21763 | ~factstats profanity |
04:07.53 | Judo | !fml |
04:07.55 | yakbot | Judo: Today I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasnât her. FML - #15 - love - 3671 agree, their life is f***ed - 24504 think they deserved that one |
04:08.06 | Judo | Sucks. |
04:08.08 | Guest21763 | that one was stupid |
04:08.13 | Judo | !fml |
04:08.14 | yakbot | Judo: Today, my sister told my mother how she saw our neighbour's son at the movies with a girl and that they were kissing. My mother proceeded to say that any girl willing to date someone so ugly must have self esteem issues and they laughed. I'm his girlfriend, my sister didnt recognize me. FML - #877669 - love - 48900 agree, their life is f***ed - 2032 think they deserved that one |
04:08.36 | Judo | I think I've seen that one before |
04:08.42 | Guest21763 | ouch |
04:09.11 | Guest21639 | WTF? |
04:09.24 | Guest21639 | ok im goin to go now! |
04:09.32 | Guest21639 | GOOD BYE |
04:09.32 | Judo | FINALLY |
04:09.35 | Guest21763 | c u again desu |
04:09.42 | Guest21639 | actually im not going |
04:09.44 | Guest21639 | =D |
04:09.54 | Guest21763 | ... |
04:09.54 | theY4Kman | DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU |
04:10.21 | Guest21639 | DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU |
04:10.25 | Guest21639 | to you to |
04:10.30 | Guest21639 | whateva that means |
04:10.31 | Guest21763 | *2 |
04:10.45 | Guest21763 | !fml |
04:10.46 | yakbot | Guest21763: Today, I was serving a table full of drunk people. They used the candles on the table to set the table on fire. Noticing this I ran to it and poured a pitcher of water on it. Then other tables complained saying I caused a disturbance. I got fired for putting out a fire. FML - #184755 - work - 85240 agree, their life is f***ed - 2024 think they deserved that one |
04:11.01 | Guest21639 | what else are you guys doing? |
04:11.14 | Judo | Talking to my boyfriend |
04:11.25 | theY4Kman | I'm talking to Judo |
04:11.32 | theY4Kman | XD |
04:11.33 | Judo | NOT IN PUBLIC |
04:11.35 | Guest21639 | HA |
04:11.58 | Guest21763 | theY4Kman and Judo are together now? |
04:12.12 | theY4Kman | No, adamwhore |
04:12.13 | Judo | If we lived in the same city, I'm sure we would be |
04:12.19 | Judo | ;) |
04:12.22 | Guest21639 | but what are you actually doing |
04:12.33 | theY4Kman | Not if you don't learn you some sense |
04:12.44 | Guest21763 | *earn some cents |
04:12.54 | Judo | speaking of learning some sense, I spoke with cowgirl today |
04:13.01 | Guest21763 | oh no |
04:13.02 | Judo | my darwin, she's actually mature now |
04:13.03 | Guest21639 | are you like playing a game or something? |
04:13.13 | Guest21763 | Judo: it's a roose |
04:13.16 | Guest21763 | ruise? |
04:13.19 | Guest21763 | bah w/e |
04:13.30 | theY4Kman | Judo: I never received her via USPS, UPS, FedEx, or DHL |
04:13.35 | theY4Kman | I think you never sent her |
04:13.47 | theY4Kman | Or maybe they lost her |
04:13.47 | Judo | I didn't. I'm keeping her to myself. |
04:13.52 | theY4Kman | Should've bought insurance |
04:13.53 | Guest21639 | so are you playing iteam? |
04:14.21 | Guest21639 | are you people playing the iteam game? |
04:14.24 | Guest21763 | iteam isn't playable |
04:14.32 | Guest21639 | isnt it |
04:14.35 | Guest21639 | y not? |
04:14.40 | Guest21763 | sometime in the future it will be |
04:14.45 | Guest21639 | oh |
04:14.49 | theY4Kman | It will never be |
04:14.51 | Guest21639 | so who did make it |
04:14.51 | theY4Kman | They're all liars |
04:14.56 | Guest21639 | was it a team of people |
04:15.00 | Guest21763 | I made it all |
04:15.05 | theY4Kman | Yeah |
04:15.09 | Guest21639 | pfffff as is |
04:15.12 | Guest21639 | if* |
04:15.15 | Guest21763 | yes as it is |
04:15.21 | theY4Kman | It was him and xaverian |
04:15.27 | Guest21763 | yes |
04:15.28 | Guest21639 | rly |
04:15.30 | Guest21639 | oh |
04:15.40 | Guest21639 | so what did xaverian do? |
04:15.47 | Guest21763 | he cheered |
04:16.09 | Guest21639 | whats your name guest21763? |
04:16.29 | Guest21639 | cos if xaverian is the guy i know then ill ask him |
04:16.44 | Guest21763 | I'm not at liberty to tell you that. |
04:17.02 | Guest21639 | o...k... |
04:17.15 | Guest21639 | but whats xaverians name? |
04:17.22 | Guest21763 | Emmanuel |
04:17.27 | Guest21763 | !fml |
04:17.29 | yakbot | Guest21763: Today, I accidentally locked my car & house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that i lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML - #141258 - miscellaneous - 25300 agree, their life is f***ed - 5168 think they deserved (1 more message) |
04:17.31 | Guest21639 | yerp i know him |
04:17.38 | Guest21639 | i play badmitten with him |
04:18.01 | Judo | minten, isn't it? |
04:18.11 | Guest21763 | *kitten |
04:18.25 | Guest21639 | what? |
04:18.29 | Guest21639 | badmitten |
04:18.29 | Guest21763 | yes |
04:18.34 | Guest21639 | yer |
04:18.37 | Guest21763 | badkitten |
04:18.44 | Guest21639 | not badmitten |
04:19.00 | Guest21639 | not it is badmitten |
04:19.08 | Guest21639 | no it is badmitten |
04:19.22 | theY4Kman | Badminton. |
04:19.37 | Guest21763 | yer |
04:19.38 | Guest21639 | not badminton badmitten |
04:19.44 | Guest21763 | no no no |
04:19.49 | Guest21639 | YES |
04:19.51 | Guest21639 | it is |
04:19.56 | Guest21763 | yer no |
04:20.06 | Guest21639 | nope |
04:20.09 | Guest21639 | BADMITTEN |
04:20.33 | Guest21763 | badminton |
04:20.46 | Guest21639 | nope |
04:20.47 | theY4Kman | !zbq |
04:20.49 | yakbot | theY4Kman: "A lot of people say that they "piss excellence and shit greatness", but in my case it's true." - Zach Braff on being great |
04:21.02 | theY4Kman | Oh, I saw Garden State today |
04:21.05 | theY4Kman | Crappy-ass movie |
04:21.20 | Guest21639 | wats it bout? |
04:21.29 | theY4Kman | I have no idea, Guest21639 |
04:21.37 | Guest21763 | sounds like a love movie |
04:21.42 | Guest21639 | whos seen step borthers? |
04:21.51 | Guest21639 | brothers* |
04:22.05 | Guest21639 | ? |
04:22.09 | Guest21639 | ???????????????????/ |
04:22.17 | Guest21639 | whos seen step brothers? |
04:22.28 | Judo | really, no spam |
04:22.44 | Guest21639 | yer but whos seen step brothers? |
04:22.45 | Guest21763 | ~xavieran |
04:22.45 | ibot | Xavieran jest mal`y dziecko. On je smac`ny obiad. |
04:23.17 | Guest21639 | y is that bot speaking in spanish? |
04:23.18 | Guest21763 | ~x de en Xavieran jest mal`y dziecko. On je smac`ny obiad. |
04:23.31 | Guest21763 | hmmm |
04:23.46 | Guest21763 | ~x es en Xavieran jest mal`y dziecko. On je smac`ny obiad. |
04:23.50 | theY4Kman | Judo: So I'm loosely tied in this band with a couple of "friends" |
04:23.53 | Guest21639 | ok |
04:23.55 | Guest21639 | stop |
04:23.56 | Guest21639 | it |
04:24.08 | Guest21639 | BYE |
04:24.11 | theY4Kman | And they want to practice an hour or more everyday |
04:24.44 | theY4Kman | Am I being selfish by declining to practice everyday? |
04:24.48 | Guest21763 | theY4Kman: what instrument? |
04:24.50 | Guest21763 | voice? |
04:24.52 | Guest21763 | :O |
04:24.53 | theY4Kman | Bass guitar |
04:24.56 | Guest21763 | oh |
04:25.04 | Guest21763 | you any good? |
04:25.15 | theY4Kman | I can play it |
04:25.42 | Judo | No, you're being smart |
04:26.16 | theY4Kman | How so? |
04:26.46 | Guest21763 | thinks theY4Kman is just being lazy |
04:27.07 | theY4Kman | Of course I'm lazy, adamorjames, but does that make me selfish> |
04:27.31 | theY4Kman | I never really agreed to doing anything more than playing the bass a bit. |
04:27.32 | adamorjames | nope you are only lazy |
04:27.38 | adamorjames | JUST lazy |
04:27.43 | adamorjames | keyword |
04:28.18 | adamorjames | what is so great about the bass guitar? |
04:28.34 | adamorjames | you never even hear it most of the time |
04:31.23 | adamorjames | Bassists are rarely the most popular members in their band. Overlooked by fans and critics alike, you might wonder why you should bother playing this seemingly unpopular instrument. After all, wasn't the whole point of starting rock band to get more boys? |
04:32.26 | theY4Kman | adamorjames: It's a support role |
04:34.03 | adamorjames | incidentally |
04:34.11 | adamorjames | here is a solo with one |
04:34.19 | adamorjames | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45or5ZVW9Jw |
04:34.28 | adamorjames | pretty nice |
04:35.24 | theY4Kman | Another One Bites the Dust |
04:35.35 | theY4Kman | There's a song with a significant bass role |
04:35.39 | theY4Kman | I can play it, too :P |
04:36.12 | adamorjames | haha |
04:39.28 | adamorjames | "Man Catches 19-Foot Python" |
04:39.32 | adamorjames | O_O |
04:39.38 | theY4Kman | Damn |
04:39.48 | theY4Kman | Who wrote that interpreter? |
04:40.12 | Judo | is watching the new Naruto episode |
04:40.15 | Judo | I think we all know what's going ot happen |
04:40.21 | Judo | Sasuke vs. Orochimaru, GO! |
04:40.31 | theY4Kman | You're gonna sprout Japanese and sushi out |
04:40.39 | theY4Kman | Then die of food poisoning |
04:45.00 | adamorjames | Judo: wtf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IG4kceZBWA&feature=related |
04:46.05 | adamorjames | translate |
04:47.08 | theY4Kman | Aww |
04:47.11 | theY4Kman | How cute |
04:51.44 | theY4Kman | Ya know what I think it is? |
04:52.00 | theY4Kman | I think it's that I don't like depending on other people, or having other people depend on me |
04:52.39 | theY4Kman | I guess that does make me selfish |
04:52.56 | theY4Kman | Or at least self-centered |
04:57.23 | theY4Kman | omg! |
04:57.31 | theY4Kman | "With 7.1 percent of the vote, the Swedish Pirate Party has shocked its critics and secured a seat in the European Parliament. " |
05:01.36 | adamorjames | old |
05:01.46 | adamorjames | I read about that days ago |
05:01.56 | theY4Kman | How is that old, then? |
05:02.21 | adamorjames | yes |
05:02.22 | Judo | Go Sasuke! |
05:02.35 | theY4Kman | !k Judo weeabooism |
05:10.20 | adamorjames | !fml |
05:10.21 | yakbot | adamorjames: Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML - #715 - miscellaneous - 5489 agree, their life is f***ed - 1140 think they deserved that one |
05:19.13 | theY4Kman | !fml |
05:19.14 | yakbot | theY4Kman: Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML - #1665 - love - 8198 agree, their life is f***ed - 462 think they deserved that one |
05:19.28 | theY4Kman | Hahaha |
05:52.26 | Judo | That really sucks |
08:04.07 | sykopomp | theY4Kman: fml-bot is awesome. |
08:04.10 | sykopomp | you get points. |
08:04.26 | sykopomp | so, how do you guys feel about couchdb? |
08:05.44 | sykopomp | !fml |
08:05.45 | yakbot | sykopomp: Today, I turned 18. Nothing was said at breakfast, but I figured they'd remember and we'd have cake at night. I came home and there was cake, but not for me. My sister got her period for the first time during the day and they were celebrating. Apparently, a vaginal discharge was more important. FML - #1080035 - health - 73588 agree, their life is f***ed - 1871 think they deserved that one |
08:09.41 | sykopomp | !fml |
08:09.42 | yakbot | sykopomp: Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML - #1315252 - miscellaneous - 32856 agree, their life is f***ed - 5675 think they deserved that one |
09:23.32 | Azzkikr | lolz0r |
10:02.19 | adamorjames | so |
10:02.26 | adamorjames | I woke up |
10:02.30 | adamorjames | and |
10:02.40 | adamorjames | my right arm was limp |
10:02.42 | adamorjames | o-O |
10:02.48 | adamorjames | o_O |
10:03.24 | adamorjames | I couldn't move it.. it felt like it was dead |
10:03.26 | adamorjames | xD |
10:04.03 | adamorjames | I had to use my left to move my rght |
10:04.22 | adamorjames | and finally I could start moving it |
10:04.29 | adamorjames | weird stuff O_O |
10:06.54 | adamorjames | there was no feeling in it.. I could feel what my own hand and arm felt like as if it wasn't me |
10:07.05 | adamorjames | anyways |
10:07.32 | adamorjames | I'm going to go back to sleep now.. make sure to try to sleep differently |
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13:31.31 | theY4Kman | Django is so lovely |
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14:40.21 | adamorjames | morning |
14:40.53 | adamorjames | man that was so weird.. it was like my arm was dead |
14:44.10 | adamorjames | except without the rigamortis |
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15:18.33 | Azzkikr | rigor mortis? |
15:25.51 | adamorjames | yea |
15:26.00 | adamorjames | it was crazy Azzkikr |
15:26.31 | adamorjames | I held my onw hand it was lifeless xD |
15:27.05 | adamorjames | I could only move the fingers and such with my left |
15:30.00 | adamorjames | scariest thing that has ever happened to me |
15:30.01 | adamorjames | xD |
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21:01.10 | theY4Kman | Jesus, web stuff is odd. |
21:33.06 | adamorjames | ? |
21:34.29 | adamorjames | theY4Kman? |
21:34.35 | theY4Kman | Eh |
21:34.46 | adamorjames | "web stuff is odd" |
21:34.58 | theY4Kman | Oh, what with SOAP and WSDL and UDDI |
21:35.20 | theY4Kman | I suppose by "web stuff" I mean "web services" |
21:35.28 | theY4Kman | And "are" instead of "is" |
21:57.27 | Azzkikr | soap/wsdl is pretty easy stuff |
21:58.01 | Azzkikr | xml and siz |
21:58.03 | Azzkikr | shiz |
21:59.22 | DGMurdockIII | whatever floats your boat. |
22:00.08 | adamorjames | so |
22:01.22 | adamorjames | my laptop's charger or something doesn't work fully... so.. my laptop's CPU cores are staying at 800 MHz instead of going up to 2.20 GHz... SLOOOOOW! |
22:01.31 | adamorjames | :( |
22:01.42 | adamorjames | this is the second charger |
22:01.47 | adamorjames | and second battery |
22:13.47 | theY4Kman | I never said it was hard, Azzkikr |
22:13.58 | theY4Kman | There are just so many protocols |
22:19.04 | Azzkikr | <PROTECTED> |
22:19.16 | Azzkikr | so many standards to adhere to yay |
22:19.41 | Azzkikr | im looking for that flash movie where some kind of weird cartoon character is mimicing a 56k modem |
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23:20.57 | z3r0_ | hello all |
23:28.59 | adamorjames | there goes chi |
23:29.29 | adamorjames | Azzkikr: I know where it is |