00:01.03 | theY4Kman | :D |
00:11.05 | theY4Kman | Hm, Judo |
00:11.17 | Judo | Oh? |
00:11.18 | theY4Kman | Do you think it's too soon to tell my gf I'm bi? |
00:11.40 | Judo | No, you should wait until she thinks you're cheating on her with some random guy |
00:11.51 | theY4Kman | Good thinking |
00:11.56 | Judo | Or just show her your myspace |
00:12.01 | Judo | that's how Den found out >.> |
00:12.04 | theY4Kman | XD |
00:12.11 | theY4Kman | So you never actually told her |
00:12.12 | Judo | We were sitting on her couch and she just paused |
00:12.15 | theY4Kman | You bastard |
00:12.24 | Judo | Then she slowly looked up at me with this weird look on her face |
00:12.40 | theY4Kman | Like, "Me too!" |
00:12.43 | theY4Kman | :P |
00:12.54 | Judo | She didn't, and still doesn't, care, but the look was kind of happy..... which worried me for a second |
00:12.56 | theY4Kman | Oooh Daft Punk is on. |
00:12.59 | Judo | :O |
00:13.03 | theY4Kman | lol |
00:13.13 | theY4Kman | It wouldn't surprise me |
00:13.43 | theY4Kman | You're a pretty sick individual, so why couldn't she be? |
00:13.59 | Judo | Because she has never had any interest in sex |
00:14.00 | theY4Kman | (Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger -- such a good song) |
00:14.17 | Judo | She's comfortable with my hand rubbing her you-know-what, but nothing more |
00:14.25 | theY4Kman | Maybe she's a lesbian? |
00:14.32 | theY4Kman | In all seriousness |
00:14.51 | Judo | Well, at least four of her female friends are bi, so I wouldn't be surprised |
00:15.59 | theY4Kman | bbl, Mickey D's run |
01:22.48 | theY4Kman | back |
01:23.34 | Judo | slhfgf |
01:23.39 | Judo | Once again, I'm an idiot |
01:23.51 | Judo | I can't even lower the priority of an element in this damn "Bag" |
01:24.00 | theY4Kman | lolfail |
01:24.11 | theY4Kman | My Comp Sci teacher called |
01:24.19 | theY4Kman | But I wasn't here :( |
01:29.16 | theY4Kman | How do y'all pronounce "sudo"? |
01:29.45 | theY4Kman | I know it's supposed to be "superuser do", and thusly "soo doo", but I can't help but say "soo doh" |
01:29.50 | Judo | Su Doh |
01:30.39 | Judo | And why do we pronounce "do" as "doo" anyway? |
01:45.41 | Judo | hey y4k, do you know if it's possible, or simple, to install GRUB and only GRUB? |
01:45.55 | theY4Kman | What do you mean? |
01:46.00 | theY4Kman | Not any OS? |
01:46.07 | Judo | Right |
01:46.14 | theY4Kman | Technically, yes |
01:46.19 | theY4Kman | I've never done it |
01:46.28 | theY4Kman | GRUB is only a bootloader |
01:46.57 | Judo | I realize that, but I wasn't sure if they had an installation procedure |
01:47.56 | theY4Kman | I'm not, either |
01:49.40 | theY4Kman | Does anybody know where Flash stores its temp files? |
01:49.46 | theY4Kman | I can't find anything in /tmp :) |
01:49.56 | theY4Kman | s/)/(/ |
01:49.56 | theY4Kman | theY4Kman meant: I can't find anything in /tmp :( |
01:50.05 | Judo | it's /tmp |
01:50.11 | theY4Kman | Goddamn it |
01:50.20 | theY4Kman | Maybe Pandora has done something about this |
01:50.34 | Judo | Well, it's where I find YouTube videos... |
01:51.31 | theY4Kman | Ah, I see |
01:51.34 | theY4Kman | Flash* |
01:56.23 | Judo | So my lights and sound module can come in as early as tomorrow |
01:57.19 | Judo | Your item was processed and left our SWEDESBORO, NJ 08085 facility on October 14, 2008. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later. |
02:40.10 | theY4Kman | I somehow managed to get the resize box stuck on the screen |
02:40.18 | theY4Kman | Yay, Judo |
02:40.33 | Judo | wat |
02:41.10 | antiyou | nothin |
03:17.06 | jorgerosa | aaahhh, enought hard work for today :) im going for sleep. You can visit: http://www.revistainvest.net/ some flags will be added in bottom right of that site :D THANKS! Bye Guys! |
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03:28.17 | Judo | y4k, I think somethings' wrong with my exception throwing |
03:28.23 | Judo | 'cause JUnit is giving me red :( |
03:30.24 | theY4Kman | oH NOE |
03:30.35 | theY4Kman | Wait, what? |
03:30.55 | theY4Kman | Wouldn't JUnit give you read if something went wrong...Like, I don't know, an exception? |
03:32.00 | Judo | @Test(expected = IllegalArgumentException.class) |
03:32.10 | Judo | that's how you would declare that an exception is expected, duh |
03:32.16 | theY4Kman | I've never used JUnit. |
03:32.19 | Judo | and it does in fact throw the correct exception |
03:32.25 | Judo | but it no work! |
03:33.03 | theY4Kman | I'm becoming a technophile, Judo. Help me :( |
03:33.16 | Judo | you're afraid of technology? |
03:33.28 | theY4Kman | No, I love techno. |
03:33.36 | theY4Kman | >_> |
03:33.59 | Judo | Oh. |
03:34.03 | theY4Kman | And technophile is a love for technology, not a fear :P |
03:34.06 | Judo | It's called electronica, y4k |
03:34.18 | theY4Kman | s/e/ia/2 |
03:34.18 | theY4Kman | theY4Kman meant: And technophilia is a love for technology, not a fear :P |
03:34.34 | theY4Kman | Right |
03:35.17 | theY4Kman | But I can't listen to it in public, as I get strong urges to dance >_> |
03:38.24 | Judo | y4k, one more Java question |
03:38.29 | Judo | the byte data type... |
03:38.38 | theY4Kman | Same as char, yes |
03:38.38 | Judo | is byte number = 1; acceptable? |
03:38.45 | theY4Kman | Yes. |
03:38.49 | Judo | Thank ya |
03:38.52 | theY4Kman | :P |
03:39.09 | theY4Kman | Hmm |
03:39.19 | theY4Kman | I think Java's char might actually be a short to support UTF |
03:39.36 | Judo | it's 16-bit |
03:39.44 | theY4Kman | Yeah |
03:42.45 | Judo | you liar! |
03:42.59 | Judo | only int is acceptable as a primitive number |
03:43.39 | theY4Kman | What? |
03:44.19 | Judo | byte number = 1; is not acceptable |
03:44.40 | Judo | byte number = new byte(1); might be, but I'm too lazy to try |
03:44.57 | theY4Kman | If my statements were false, it was my ignorance, not my mischievousness. |
03:45.39 | Judo | *like the old woman from The Princess Bride* LIIIIAAAAARRRRR! |
03:45.43 | theY4Kman | Er, it works for me, Judo |
03:45.53 | Judo | Doesn't work for me |
03:45.54 | theY4Kman | byte lol = 1; |
03:46.01 | Judo | Although, to be fair, I was doing it as a function parameter |
03:46.07 | theY4Kman | What JDK? |
03:46.15 | Judo | OpenJDK from the repos |
03:46.48 | theY4Kman | Hmm |
03:47.14 | theY4Kman | I wanted to use a more open solution, but the HotSpot JVM is beautiful |
03:47.27 | theY4Kman | And it implements tracing :D |
03:47.32 | Judo | Indeed it is |
03:47.46 | theY4Kman | Too bad it's fucking huge and bloated |
03:47.55 | Judo | If I'm not mistaken V8 was made using the same techniques, by the same lead developer |
03:48.56 | theY4Kman | Not tracing |
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04:13.56 | TheMaverick` | hola |
04:15.24 | Judo | I think JUnit is retarded |
04:15.54 | Judo | I tell it to expect a certain exception, the exception is thrown, and it reports an actual error, telling me that it received the exception that I told it to expect |
04:19.42 | theY4Kman | Maybe you just suck, Judo |
04:19.57 | theY4Kman | (I'm starting up my workout routine again) |
04:25.17 | theY4Kman | Holy shit, I'm really out of shape |
04:27.57 | Judo | You don't deserve a girlfriend |
04:28.00 | theY4Kman | :( |
04:28.12 | theY4Kman | I could barely complete a set of 15 pushups. |
04:28.23 | theY4Kman | Although, I held them for a long time |
04:29.03 | Judo | If you're doing _proper_ push ups, that's normal |
04:29.37 | theY4Kman | Yeah |
04:29.46 | theY4Kman | I was |
04:30.02 | theY4Kman | And I held them for ~3s |
04:34.05 | theY4Kman | Holy shit |
04:34.28 | theY4Kman | I'm sucking |
04:41.56 | TheMaverick` | sucking what? |
04:41.58 | TheMaverick` | wind? |
04:43.51 | theY4Kman | My veins are popping out at 25 push-ups |
04:48.40 | TheMaverick` | well, veins popping out isn't a bad thing |
04:48.54 | TheMaverick` | just means you got hightened blood pressure |
04:49.40 | theY4Kman | Yeah |
04:49.55 | theY4Kman | I s'pose |
04:49.57 | TheMaverick` | tends to happen when you exercise :P |
04:50.15 | theY4Kman | But I meant it more as an expression of "I'm exhausted" |
04:51.29 | TheMaverick` | oh... well in that case... |
04:51.39 | TheMaverick` | you do push-ups regularly? |
04:51.55 | theY4Kman | I used to, but I stopped when I moved |
04:52.04 | theY4Kman | Months ago |
04:52.09 | TheMaverick` | you "should" be able to do 25 each morning |
04:54.04 | theY4Kman | I wish I had more time in the morning |
04:57.06 | theY4Kman | But I do stupid things like stay up and do push-ups at night |
05:01.08 | theY4Kman | 6 more and I have my 45 for the night =/ |
05:05.38 | DARKGuy | os[Linux 2.6.27-ARCH i686] distro[ArchLinux] cpu[2 x Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.20GHz (GenuineIntel) @ 3.21GHz] mem[Physical: 1.5GB, 78.2% free] disk[Total: 74.2GB, 22.2% free] video[nVidia Corporation NV28 [GeForce4 Ti 4200 AGP 8x]] sound[EMU10K1 - SBLive! Value [CT4670]1: PC-Speaker - pcsp] |
05:08.26 | theY4Kman | OH SHIT THEY SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD |
05:09.34 | TheMaverick` | lmao what? |
05:10.11 | theY4Kman | Watching Starship Troopers |
05:11.55 | TheMaverick` | lol |
05:22.55 | Judo | ewwwwww, Pentium D |
05:22.59 | Judo | theY4Kman: Awesome |
05:25.27 | TheMaverick` | Pentium D? |
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08:05.20 | Judo | Ruh roh, something's wrong with my wallpaper |
08:05.24 | Judo | it keeps reverting back to one photo |
08:05.34 | Judo | and it's not something I can show to everyone |
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12:17.36 | DARKGuy | o/ |
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12:37.54 | adamorjames | defragmenting my Windows C drive again with the best defragment-er/or/w/e It seems Windows updates interrupted it last night when I went to bed.. |
12:38.35 | adamorjames | so.. I am using UltimateDefrag |
12:38.48 | adamorjames | it makes everything perfect |
12:38.52 | adamorjames | :D |
12:39.02 | adamorjames | no red all blue |
12:39.05 | adamorjames | xD |
12:40.02 | adamorjames | this is my Windows C drive on my desktop btw |
12:40.19 | adamorjames | ctcp me |
12:40.24 | adamorjames | version me |
12:40.32 | adamorjames | xD |
12:40.36 | adamorjames | ... |
12:40.44 | adamorjames | everyone is dead |
12:40.47 | adamorjames | :( |
12:59.54 | adamorjames | http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/9c89/ |
13:00.06 | adamorjames | nsfw |
13:00.10 | adamorjames | kinda |
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14:33.53 | adamorjames | .... |
14:33.57 | adamorjames | Azzkikr! |
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18:23.27 | adamorjames | ... |
19:36.30 | theY4Kman | So XChat is screwing up |
19:36.44 | theY4Kman | And so is everything else using GTK (pretty much everything) |
19:36.55 | theY4Kman | Plus, Ubuntu kernel updates. |
19:36.58 | theY4Kman | brb restart |
20:21.16 | adamorjames | hmm |
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22:41.37 | theY4Kman | hi darkgyu |
22:41.46 | theY4Kman | s/yu/uy/ |
22:41.47 | theY4Kman | theY4Kman meant: hi darkguy |
22:42.21 | DARKGuy | hi... o,o |
22:46.07 | DARKGuy | how do you find a girl from your own apartment building |
22:46.07 | antiyou | s/yu/uy/ |
22:46.17 | DARKGuy | if you don't even know her name |
22:46.21 | DARKGuy | or even how to approach her =/ |
22:46.23 | antiyou | yoi raper |
22:46.27 | DARKGuy | rofl |
22:46.27 | antiyou | you rape her |
22:46.30 | DARKGuy | XD |
22:46.34 | DARKGuy | mmm |
22:46.39 | antiyou | :D |
22:46.41 | DARKGuy | .... I do want something with her :3 |
22:46.47 | DARKGuy | but I'm not gonna go to her house |
22:46.50 | DARKGuy | O HAI I CAME 2 RAEP U |
22:46.58 | antiyou | i heard you guys dont have mcdonalds now |
22:47.00 | antiyou | good job :D |
22:47.02 | DARKGuy | XDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
22:47.03 | DARKGuy | rofl |
22:47.04 | DARKGuy | we dont? |
22:47.25 | antiyou | something like that |
22:56.59 | theY4Kman | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZgkp-8odaU |
22:57.03 | theY4Kman | Go to 2:40 |
22:58.31 | theY4Kman | The black one is my old clanmate |
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23:02.14 | adamorjames | so |
23:02.56 | theY4Kman | slaps adamorjames |
23:03.30 | adamorjames | Why doesn't any partition app recognize that my desktop's drives have free space to be partitioned? None of them will partition without a format. |
23:03.37 | adamorjames | :( |
23:04.08 | adamorjames | slaps theY4Kman with a hammer |
23:04.32 | adamorjames | I even tried defragmenting |
23:04.41 | adamorjames | didn't help |
23:06.10 | antiyou | gay |
23:06.27 | adamorjames | I want an AC adapter for my laptop so I don't haver to use this desktop... and I need a new battery so I don't have to have it connected all the time. |
23:06.32 | theY4Kman | Yes you are, antiyou |
23:06.46 | adamorjames | sigh |
23:07.19 | adamorjames | I hate using warranties they take forever... and I'm pretty sure Linux voids the warranty... |
23:07.24 | theY4Kman | So you essentially have a laptop that's a desktop? |
23:07.35 | theY4Kman | It does not |
23:07.38 | adamorjames | theY4Kman, wut? |
23:07.51 | theY4Kman | You can't move the desktop away |
23:08.00 | theY4Kman | s/desktop/laptop/ |
23:08.00 | theY4Kman | theY4Kman meant: You can't move the laptop away |
23:08.05 | theY4Kman | So it's a desktop |
23:08.15 | adamorjames | theY4Kman, it's not a true desktop |
23:08.27 | theY4Kman | Someone tell ibot to stop sedding! |
23:08.30 | antiyou | penis loving bitch cunt whore |
23:08.34 | antiyou | s/penis/whore |
23:08.39 | theY4Kman | ... |
23:08.42 | antiyou | wtf |
23:08.42 | theY4Kman | You suck at syntax |
23:08.47 | theY4Kman | s/// |
23:08.47 | theY4Kman | theY4Kman meant: |
23:09.00 | theY4Kman | s/meant/sucks/ |
23:09.00 | theY4Kman | theY4Kman meant: theY4Kman sucks: |
23:09.05 | adamorjames | theY4Kman, I can take it places easier than a desktop and I can lay in bed :D... I need to get it fixed! grrr |
23:09.41 | adamorjames | theY4Kman, I guess there is a greater chance that it won't void the warranty since it is a Dell. |
23:09.52 | adamorjames | still... |
23:10.29 | antiyou | dells are piles of poop |
23:10.33 | antiyou | smeared with shit |
23:11.04 | theY4Kman | I bet you use an Acer, antiyou |
23:11.06 | theY4Kman | You suck |
23:11.10 | adamorjames | Dell is an American company (or at least they were). |
23:11.18 | antiyou | Y4k |
23:11.24 | antiyou | i use a homebuilt noobaler |
23:11.40 | theY4Kman | Oh? You built your own laptop? |
23:11.58 | adamorjames | lol |
23:12.08 | antiyou | desktop nigger |
23:12.31 | adamorjames | theY4Kman, he just played the race card whatcha going to do!? |
23:12.36 | adamorjames | :OOO |
23:12.46 | theY4Kman | Play the white card. |
23:12.59 | adamorjames | *Japanese |
23:13.03 | adamorjames | go speed racer |
23:13.05 | adamorjames | >.> |
23:14.21 | antiyou | www.servbit.org/antiyou/cpuz.html yak |
23:14.34 | antiyou | http://www.servbit.org/antiyou/cpuz.htm * |
23:14.56 | adamorjames | theY4Kman! |
23:14.58 | adamorjames | 2. About changing the operating system on your Dell computer |
23:14.58 | adamorjames | ============================== |
23:14.58 | adamorjames | You can upgrade or change the operating system on your Dell computer. Our technicians will still support the Dell hardware according to the terms of your service contract, but only the operating system that was installed on your computer when you received it will be supported by us. If you change your operating system, all support for the operating system would be provided by the software manufacturer, for example Micr |
23:14.58 | adamorjames | osoft for any Windows products. |
23:15.00 | adamorjames | For more information about your warranty, go to: |
23:15.02 | adamorjames | http://www.dell.com/content/topics/global.aspx/policy/en/policy?c=us&l=en&s=gen&~section=010 |
23:15.04 | adamorjames | Thank you for choosing Dell. |
23:15.17 | adamorjames | <PROTECTED> |
23:15.18 | adamorjames | :D |
23:15.24 | theY4Kman | Told ya |
23:15.34 | antiyou | http://www.servbit.org/antiyou/cpuz.htm * |
23:15.35 | antiyou | http://www.servbit.org/antiyou/cpuz.htm * |
23:15.40 | theY4Kman | YEAH YEAH |
23:15.46 | antiyou | some gaycer that is |
23:16.47 | adamorjames | gaycer? |
23:17.06 | adamorjames | theY4Kman, translate plz |
23:17.08 | theY4Kman | Screw y'all, I have a Q6600 |
23:17.22 | theY4Kman | adamorjames: He's "gay, sir" |
23:17.37 | adamorjames | ah |
23:18.08 | adamorjames | my desktop has a nVIDIA GeForce 256 |
23:18.12 | adamorjames | xDDD |
23:18.21 | adamorjames | 1999 BABY! |
23:18.55 | antiyou | gaycer = acer |
23:19.25 | theY4Kman | Yes, antiyou, we know. |
23:19.28 | theY4Kman | You like men. |
23:19.34 | antiyou | no |
23:19.41 | antiyou | you and judo are the faggot jones |
23:19.48 | DARKGuy | ajajajajaa |
23:20.06 | antiyou | <Judo> k |
23:20.06 | antiyou | <Judo> http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/az-judoka/4.jpg |
23:20.06 | antiyou | <Judo> theY4Kman: Want? |
23:20.06 | antiyou | <theY4Kman> Meh |
23:20.06 | antiyou | <Judo> But, but.... |
23:20.07 | antiyou | <Judo> :( |
23:20.09 | antiyou | <theY4Kman> He's better looking, but not awesome |
23:20.11 | antiyou | <antiyou> fags |
23:20.13 | antiyou | <antiyou> you thought no one was here |
23:20.15 | antiyou | <Judo> well goddamn |
23:20.17 | antiyou | * theY4Kman buttsecks antiyou |
23:20.25 | antiyou | proof |
23:20.27 | adamorjames | hey DARKGuy |
23:20.27 | antiyou | all is needed |
23:20.29 | antiyou | all thats needed |
23:20.31 | theY4Kman | You got fucked on that one |
23:20.42 | DARKGuy | hm.. |
23:20.45 | DARKGuy | I want that girl. |
23:20.55 | DARKGuy | How would I ask for her phone number :/ |
23:20.55 | adamorjames | ? |
23:20.56 | DARKGuy | or msn |
23:20.57 | DARKGuy | o,,o |
23:21.02 | DARKGuy | I dont even know her name |
23:21.02 | adamorjames | What girl? |
23:21.03 | DARKGuy | rofl |
23:21.12 | DARKGuy | only that she lives in the same apartment building as me |
23:21.13 | DARKGuy | some girl |
23:21.23 | DARKGuy | that I see around every now and then |
23:21.35 | DARKGuy | well, last time I saw her was like 3+ weeks ago |
23:21.35 | DARKGuy | but |
23:21.42 | theY4Kman | Ask her yourself? |
23:21.46 | DARKGuy | uh |
23:21.47 | DARKGuy | yeah |
23:21.47 | DARKGuy | but |
23:21.49 | theY4Kman | Eventually you'll get the courage for it |
23:21.52 | DARKGuy | it would be weird |
23:22.00 | DARKGuy | O HAI CAN U GIV ME UR PHONE?! |
23:22.06 | DARKGuy | that would be too straightforward |
23:22.07 | DARKGuy | :/ |
23:22.08 | antiyou | erect penis and force rape |
23:22.14 | DARKGuy | lmao |
23:22.18 | adamorjames | Just sat, "Hey I want to screw you." It works all the time. |
23:22.21 | theY4Kman | "Hey, I see you around sometimes, and I really like you" |
23:22.21 | adamorjames | *say |
23:22.31 | adamorjames | :O |
23:22.31 | DARKGuy | too straightforward! O,o |
23:22.36 | theY4Kman | ... |
23:22.53 | DARKGuy | I'm old school |
23:23.02 | theY4Kman | "Hey, I see you around corners sometimes, and I really bend around you." |
23:23.15 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, ok ok.. say "Nice day? How bout I screw you?" |
23:23.21 | adamorjames | better? |
23:23.25 | DARKGuy | slaps adamorjames |
23:23.29 | DARKGuy | theY4Kman, that was a great one o,o |
23:23.33 | DARKGuy | huh |
23:23.34 | DARKGuy | now |
23:24.08 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, Make sure she doesn't have a bf |
23:24.11 | DARKGuy | courage = new courage(); |
23:24.16 | DARKGuy | I dont even know |
23:24.23 | DARKGuy | that's why I don't want to make up illusions |
23:24.25 | DARKGuy | but it's weird |
23:24.33 | DARKGuy | on my way home |
23:24.36 | antiyou | if (courage = false) |
23:24.38 | antiyou | { |
23:24.40 | DARKGuy | she does that psssssssssst sound |
23:24.43 | DARKGuy | and I'm clueless |
23:24.44 | antiyou | wait(30); |
23:24.49 | DARKGuy | lmao |
23:24.56 | DARKGuy | then she says "HEEEEEEEEEEY how's you" |
23:24.56 | DARKGuy | o_o |
23:24.58 | DARKGuy | O HAI |
23:24.58 | antiyou | execute(kill.self); |
23:25.02 | DARKGuy | xDD |
23:25.05 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, say "Yo bitch you have a daddy?" Sure way to find out if she has a boyfriend or a pimp.. or.. yah |
23:25.06 | DARKGuy | and then on the way back home |
23:25.10 | antiyou | } |
23:25.12 | adamorjames | <.< |
23:25.15 | DARKGuy | she had her arm around mine all the way |
23:25.18 | DARKGuy | and being all nice and all |
23:25.21 | DARKGuy | like |
23:25.22 | DARKGuy | wtf. |
23:25.37 | DARKGuy | greets and leaves with kisses too |
23:25.40 | DARKGuy | Oo |
23:25.43 | adamorjames | lol |
23:25.44 | theY4Kman | Like, DARKGuy, catch the vibe. |
23:25.47 | DARKGuy | so I'm kinda thinking she wants something with me |
23:26.09 | DARKGuy | the vibe... |
23:26.11 | DARKGuy | o,o |
23:26.15 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, just grab her and raep |
23:26.17 | DARKGuy | hmmmmmmmm |
23:26.19 | DARKGuy | XD |
23:26.23 | antiyou | im gonna lay down |
23:26.25 | antiyou | bbl |
23:26.31 | Judo | So I'm playing starcraft now, and... |
23:26.45 | Judo | I left the last compute player in bad shape, but I wanted to experiment with something |
23:26.50 | Judo | I'm going to leave him alone for 20 minutes |
23:26.55 | Judo | and see where things go from there |
23:26.55 | adamorjames | and do drugs |
23:27.03 | adamorjames | >.> |
23:27.21 | DARKGuy | Judo, interesting |
23:27.25 | DARKGuy | So whatever |
23:27.35 | DARKGuy | Now I need to find a way how to catch her |
23:27.35 | DARKGuy | like |
23:27.43 | Judo | Catch him? |
23:27.53 | DARKGuy | all I know since she told me today is that she comes back from work around 5:30 pm |
23:27.54 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, it's not the catching part.. |
23:27.59 | DARKGuy | rofl |
23:28.02 | Judo | he told you that? |
23:28.34 | theY4Kman | DARKGuy: Ride up and down the elevator, or walk up and down the stairs :P |
23:28.54 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, you have to be relaxed and.. don't have a plan at all. That's how guys get the good chicks.. if you have it all planned out she might think you're weird or a stalker or something |
23:29.16 | adamorjames | :D |
23:29.22 | theY4Kman | Nah-ah |
23:29.25 | adamorjames | yep |
23:29.29 | theY4Kman | I got me a good chick |
23:29.32 | theY4Kman | And I'm weird. |
23:30.26 | DARKGuy | Judo, he?! |
23:30.27 | DARKGuy | wtf |
23:30.28 | DARKGuy | XD |
23:30.37 | DARKGuy | if I'd go gay it would be to get you |
23:30.38 | DARKGuy | <3 |
23:30.43 | DARKGuy | SOANYWAYS. |
23:30.52 | DARKGuy | adamorjames, yeah, I don't want to look like I have it all planned -.-" |
23:30.53 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, be relaxed and be courageous |
23:30.59 | adamorjames | :D |
23:31.07 | adamorjames | 2 most important things |
23:31.09 | DARKGuy | that's what I lack |
23:31.10 | DARKGuy | a lot |
23:32.06 | adamorjames | you don't lack... you just think too much which overpowers and screws it all up |
23:32.10 | adamorjames | xD |
23:32.25 | adamorjames | RELAX DAMMIT! |
23:32.26 | DARKGuy | oh yeah |
23:32.28 | DARKGuy | I think a lot |
23:32.28 | adamorjames | slaps DARKGuy |
23:32.28 | DARKGuy | >< |
23:32.34 | DARKGuy | 'cause I dont wanna screw up |
23:32.34 | theY4Kman | Alcohol |
23:32.37 | theY4Kman | Just a tad. |
23:32.56 | adamorjames | she will smell it |
23:33.04 | theY4Kman | True =/ |
23:33.13 | adamorjames | and be like wtf |
23:33.18 | theY4Kman | Heroin! |
23:33.27 | adamorjames | no no yak |
23:33.34 | adamorjames | theY4Kman, marijuana |
23:33.37 | adamorjames | :D |
23:33.48 | theY4Kman | Word |
23:33.52 | adamorjames | it comes in a spill form |
23:33.54 | theY4Kman | Make some hash brownies' |
23:33.55 | adamorjames | pill* |
23:33.58 | DARKGuy | wtf |
23:34.00 | adamorjames | ya... |
23:34.10 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, it will relax you |
23:34.12 | DARKGuy | you know, I was confused. |
23:34.14 | DARKGuy | oh |
23:34.17 | theY4Kman | And offer her some Chloroform Cookies |
23:34.18 | DARKGuy | oooooh |
23:34.21 | DARKGuy | wtf |
23:34.22 | DARKGuy | XDD |
23:34.28 | DARKGuy | alcohol works |
23:34.30 | DARKGuy | but |
23:34.33 | DARKGuy | ... it makes me smell |
23:34.36 | DARKGuy | so it has no sense. |
23:34.40 | DARKGuy | and that'd be worse |
23:34.45 | theY4Kman | Mints, you whore |
23:34.46 | DARKGuy | AAAAAAAAAAAH HES DRUNK EWWWW |
23:34.49 | adamorjames | marijuana ftw |
23:34.54 | adamorjames | xDDDD |
23:35.06 | adamorjames | is it legal there? |
23:35.12 | DARKGuy | no |
23:35.12 | DARKGuy | :D |
23:35.16 | adamorjames | ah |
23:35.18 | adamorjames | :( |
23:35.19 | DARKGuy | legalize it! |
23:35.20 | DARKGuy | XD |
23:35.33 | DARKGuy | adamorjames, stop listenin' to bog marley |
23:35.50 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, maybe if you get tired you will be more relaxed |
23:35.52 | adamorjames | :D |
23:36.07 | DARKGuy | if I get tired I'm not moving from my house |
23:36.12 | DARKGuy | thus, less chances to meet her |
23:36.13 | adamorjames | if your tired you can't think as well |
23:36.14 | DARKGuy | mmm |
23:36.16 | DARKGuy | and if I'm tired |
23:36.17 | DARKGuy | then |
23:36.23 | DARKGuy | I wont be able to think well |
23:36.27 | DARKGuy | which means I might screw up |
23:36.27 | DARKGuy | or |
23:36.28 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, mentally tired |
23:36.30 | DARKGuy | I might have a sleepy face |
23:36.33 | adamorjames | hmm |
23:36.35 | DARKGuy | what would she say? |
23:36.36 | DARKGuy | :/ |
23:36.37 | DARKGuy | damn. |
23:36.49 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, how about you try meditation xD |
23:37.42 | DARKGuy | mediwhat |
23:37.47 | DARKGuy | I'm a desperate guy |
23:37.51 | DARKGuy | eh |
23:37.54 | DARKGuy | not desperate for sex |
23:37.54 | DARKGuy | ah |
23:37.55 | DARKGuy | jesus. |
23:37.55 | DARKGuy | well |
23:37.57 | DARKGuy | . |
23:38.03 | DARKGuy | I'm hyperactive |
23:38.07 | DARKGuy | can't stay quiet for a second |
23:38.24 | theY4Kman | Damn it |
23:38.42 | theY4Kman | How in the hell do you pronounce "seguié"? |
23:38.45 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, don't think.. just do |
23:39.09 | adamorjames | DARKGuy, no more thinking just do it.. keep on telling yourself that over and over until the time comes |
23:39.16 | adamorjames | :D |
23:39.28 | Judo | Starcraft update: That bitch attacked me, so I'm sending a few of mah soldier's in |
23:39.36 | adamorjames | :O |
23:40.29 | adamorjames | it's pretty suprising how well my 700 MHz desktop performs compared to my Intel C2D |
23:40.37 | adamorjames | 2.2 Ghz |
23:41.13 | adamorjames | I guess AMD was pretty good back in the day |
23:44.32 | theY4Kman | slaps DARKGuy |
23:46.09 | DARKGuy | Judo, lol! |
23:49.23 | DARKGuy | <bruenig> who all here is from LOTFW? |
23:49.23 | DARKGuy | <DARKGuy> Lord of The For Win |
23:49.23 | DARKGuy | <DARKGuy> Oo? |
23:49.23 | DARKGuy | <bruenig> leader of the free worl |
23:49.23 | DARKGuy | <docgnome> bruenig: Land Of The French Waiter? |
23:49.24 | DARKGuy | <bruenig> world* |
23:49.27 | DARKGuy | french waiter |
23:49.28 | DARKGuy | lolz. |
23:58.35 | Judo | Update: He's just sittin' there |
23:58.38 | Judo | I feel like killing him now |
23:59.30 | DARKGuy | pff |
23:59.34 | DARKGuy | puny AI |
23:59.43 | DARKGuy | or you chose the lowest AI |
23:59.43 | DARKGuy | :P |