IRC log for #gllug on 20090518

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06:10.28morsingLeeds!
06:10.35Leedsmorsing!
06:10.41Leedsgreen tea?
06:18.25morsingNo thanks
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06:57.03morsingj0nr!
06:57.14morsingLeeds: Ginger cat?
06:57.22j0nrMorsing!
06:57.24Leedsno, no cat at all
06:59.50morsingPate is apparently very rare as ginger cats can't really be female
07:17.00morsingLeeds?
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07:33.28morsingj0nr!
07:33.53j0nrpoxy thing
07:34.25Leedshmm, the large salad for lunch could have done with some fish or cheese or something to make it not just lumps of vegetation
07:43.03morsingLeeds: Sossidges
08:48.50Mohanmorning!
08:53.14j0nrmorning all
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09:35.27morsingChoHag!
09:35.31morsingzeroXten!
09:41.26z00daxdoes anyone have an IBM bladecenter chasis around they dont need anymore ?
09:42.17morsinghaha :)
10:04.54ChoHagIdiots. I don't know redhat so I'm unsuitable for the role.
10:05.00wethrinGAH
10:05.04ChoHagThen he spend 5 minutes trying to sell me his agency.
10:05.11ChoHagspent
10:05.13wethrinI take it the concept of LEARNING has passed him by?
10:06.19ChoHagAs well as the idea that one thing might actually be very similar to another with a different name.
10:06.32wethrinyou're familiar with CentOS, then?
10:07.03Leedsisn't centos just a ripoff of redhat?
10:07.04ChoHagIt's all GNU.
10:07.08wethrinLeeds: Yep
10:07.24Leedsdamn hippies...
10:07.27wethrinChoHag: Not administration-wise...
10:07.55ChoHagedit file, restart something in /etc/init.d, lather, rinse, repeat.
10:07.59wethrinEach distribution is 'speshul' in its own particular way
10:08.12wethrinoh, unless it's /etc/rc.d/init.d :)
10:08.19wethrinor /etc/rc.d
10:08.27wethrinunless it's Slackware
10:08.33wethrinwhich has BSD-style init scripts
10:08.38wethrinYAY FOR DIVERSITY
10:08.53wethrinAnd, of course, runlevel 2 is different in RedHat and  in Debian
10:10.09wethrinpeople--
10:10.39ChoHagSimply knowing that the differences are possible is more than most.
10:10.58ChoHagI'd trust that more than someone with an rche.
10:11.02ChoHagOr whatever it is.
10:11.40wethrinThe RedHat exams are quite decent,from what I'veheard
10:11.54wethrinInvolving: "We've broken this system. Please fix it"
10:13.51ChoHagBut that's easy.
10:14.25ChoHag"This system sometimes breaks on a Tuesday afternoon but only ever if an unrelated event happens two buildings over. Work out why."
10:14.49ChoHags/unrelated/seemingly &/
10:15.07ChoHagStupid bot.
10:17.03ChoHagHaving said that about the pimp above, it was at least considerate of him to tell me he's not going to go aheed.
10:18.38wethrintrue
10:26.09z00daxwethrin: I have a bunch of js20's - but no chasis. And given the status of things, unlikely to actually be able to afford one in a few years.
10:26.31z00daxso I guess, one option is to just open it up and hack in the network + power backplane using commodity stuff. but that would be quite nasty
10:32.12wethrinz00dax: Nothing on ebay?
10:32.32z00daxnothing south of £400
10:32.42wethrinouch
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11:03.06morsingWhat could possibly cause my dishwasher to not be able to move?
11:03.38wethrinDishwashers aren't supposed to move
11:04.32wethrinbut assuming you mean the arms, most likely is the motor that turns them is broken
11:07.04antiphaseThey typically rotate as a result of the water being discharged from them
11:07.11antiphaseI thought you did Physics :P
11:07.22morsingFront legs aren't even touching the ground
11:07.37morsingLike something is pulling from the back
11:08.17wethrinIs it caught on something?
11:08.27wethrinMaybe it's punched through the flooring?
11:08.31antiphaseThis channel should just be called #morsingfail
11:08.36wethrinouch.
11:09.05morsingCement floor underneith
11:09.49wethrinno vinyl flooring?
11:10.24morsingNo
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11:51.02morsingdick_turpin!
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11:51.29dick_turpinBwahahaha
11:52.15wethrinYou've driven him away!
11:53.24dick_turpinwethrin: That'll be £38.72 please :-)
11:53.40wethrinno
11:53.41wethrinhth
11:54.12dick_turpinrings morsing's phone to get him to come back
11:54.59bilarhcrashes dick_turpin's telephone exchange
11:55.33dick_turpinbilarh: You shit! You've crushed me paper cup and the strings all wet too
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11:55.51bilarhhehe
11:55.57bilarhi'm in serious pain today
11:56.07bilarhi cycled london to brighton yesterday
11:56.13bilarhin the gale's and torrential rain
11:56.14dick_turpinperks up
11:56.18bilarhhehe
11:56.32bilarhjesus, it was the worst bike ride ever
11:56.52bilarhworse than that regrettable experience with the 12 pinter down the pub :(
11:57.39bilarhyou don't realise how hilly small b-roads are when you're in a car, do you, but let me tell you, you do if you're cycling up them
11:57.49dick_turpinMany moons ago I had a push bike I use for riding from Borne End to Amersham, killed my arse. My mate said "You know why"
11:57.51bilarhand the stupid satnav kept taking us on these tiny paths
11:58.04bilarhso it just totally sucked from start to finish
11:58.05dick_turpinBSA=Bloody Sore Arse
11:58.16bilarhdick_turpin: hehe :)
12:01.17dick_turpinbilarh: Why was you riding from London to Brighton? Car broke or something?
12:01.30bilarhno i was training for this stupid bike ride i signed up for
12:01.45bilarhall i can keep thinking is "wtf was I thinking?!?!?!?!"
12:01.55bilarhand to make matters worse
12:01.57bilarhi can't even pull out
12:02.05dick_turpinbilarh: Idiot, if you wanna loose weight cut a frigging leg off or something ;-)
12:02.09bilarhbecause i made my wifes work mate sign up too, and she wasn't sure so i egged her on
12:02.24bilarhi said she'd have no problems doing it etc etc :)
12:02.31bilarhbut boy, let me tell you, it was harsch yesterday
12:02.38bilarhworst ride i've ever done
12:02.53bilarhand it was only a measly 65-something miles
12:03.01dick_turpinbilarh: I sat on me arse all day Sunday eating cake and drinking tea :-)
12:03.04bilarhit was the hills that killed us
12:03.09bilarhdid i mention i hate you?
12:03.24bilarh****AND**** to take the piss further
12:03.30dick_turpinbilarh: On and a bag of Haribo
12:03.34bilarhi now weigh more than when I started running three weeks back
12:03.43dick_turpinbilarh: rotflmao
12:04.24dick_turpinbilarh: get some speaking scales "No coach parties" "One at a time please" ;-)
12:04.26bilarhthanks for the support :)
12:04.34bilarhhehehe
12:08.02dick_turpinwould offer bilarh some support but he cant find a powerful enough compressor for the air jacks to take the weight
12:08.36bilarha-hole
12:09.07dick_turpinbilarh: We aim to please :-)
12:15.10dick_turpinsabinef72: L'après-midi, comment tu fais? Just thought I'd vous parler.
12:17.10dick_turpinOh come on google there must be a translation for "Just thought I'd" tut
12:17.40bilarhdick_turpin: it's "merde rosbiff"
12:17.42bilarhhonest
12:18.43dick_turpinbilarh: Really? Aw cheers mate, I knew you was a great bloke and took ribbing's in your stride, one sec I'll post it. NOT!
12:19.06dick_turpinbilarh: Tit
12:20.04sabinef72dick_turpin: "how I do ?" tell me more
12:20.57dick_turpinsabinef72: Bugger, vous ne pouvez-vous confiance à Google?
12:25.25bilarhsorry i was away in the toilet having a wee cry
12:25.31bilarhafter you called me fat :(
12:25.46bilarhscrolls back to see if dick_turpin did indeed make such accusations
12:26.18bilarhhmm, there doesn't appear to be anything explicitly spelling it out
12:26.46bilarhmaybe if i cut and paste random words together, like in a bad tv drama, i can make something plausible up
12:27.05sabinef72dick_turpin: well... it seems that google never comes in France for holidays... or perhaps google eats a bad dictionnary for lunch
12:28.37dick_turpinsabinef72: Excusez-moi, je fais de mon mieux avec les outils de mauvaise qualité. bilarh être l'un d'entre eux ;-)
12:29.13antiphaseAuto-translation fail
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12:30.40sabinef72sorry I had a problem with my computer
12:30.46sabinef72what did you say ?
12:30.50dick_turpinIt would appear my cunning plan is working, talk to someone and they bomb out. How come lardy boy is still here?
12:31.00dick_turpinsabinef72: Excusez-moi, je fais de mon mieux avec les outils de mauvaise qualité. bilarh être l'un d'entre eux ;-)
12:31.33sabinef72dick_turpin: I note your efforts
12:31.35sabinef72thank you
12:33.43dick_turpinsabinef72: Merci, au moins quelqu'un fait un effort ;-)
12:35.48bilarhdick_turpin: be nice ;)
12:36.15dick_turpinbilarh: Its OK I've had the snip ;-)
12:36.30bilarhdid your balls go all blue and black? :S
12:36.47bilarhwonders why he is asking about dick_turpin's balls
12:37.09bilarhone of those freudian snip moments
12:38.26sabinef72dick_turpin: congratulations : this last sentence is PERFECT
12:39.19dick_turpinsabinef72: Hourra
12:40.05dick_turpinbilarh: Black, swelled up the size of oranges, tight jeans to go home in was not a good idea
12:51.00kjsanyone going to this Cloud Expo ?
13:28.37celestehwhat/when /where is the cloud expo?
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13:34.16z00daxkjs: I registered for it. however not sure if I will actually go
13:34.36z00daxthe lineup looks interesting, but not very cloudlike at all
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13:34.55z00daxalso, look at that clock. I need to get out from here.
13:34.59z00daxbbl
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13:46.48kjsz00dax: same, I might go though, give me a shout if you attend!
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