IRC log for #gllug on 20081217

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00:36.01morsingLeeds!
01:58.57Nafallohali: ey! i Sverige? ;-)
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06:28.54movingHanyone up?
06:32.22movingHI need some advice on setting up a samba server in a active directory env
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08:46.45morsingj0nr_!
08:46.47morsingsabinef72!
08:51.21Leedscalls the police
08:51.55morsingBeer
08:52.29Leedsthat doesn't seem to be working...
08:52.52Leedsanyone fancy calling 02071613500 for me and see if you get an answer?
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08:53.26morsingLeeds: I do
08:53.34morsingLetchworth Police
08:53.38morsingj0nr__!
08:53.38Leedsokay, thanks
08:53.53morsingWhat's up?
08:54.41Leedsmorsing: what?
09:01.19morsingrhowe: Is Richard still alive?
09:17.49kjsChrist, just what I need, get here enter my valid alarm code "Fail"
09:18.16kjsI attempt to renter, screen just freezes and is unresponsive
09:20.22Leedskjs: FAIL
09:25.05kjsLeeds: quite
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09:49.21movingHhi all
09:49.46movingHhow should I add a samba server to a windows network?
09:50.26movingHI mean I run samba on a server on linux and need to set the authentication to the windows domain list
09:50.37movingHwindows domain user list that is
09:52.17halisecurity = server then set password server = pdc bdc
09:52.34halior if you want it as a domain member add an account for it and use security = domain
09:52.58haliand 'net join' to join it
09:53.05halisecurity = server is about 10 times easier
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15:10.11morsinghighbur1!
15:10.21morsingArmand!
15:10.23morsingboudiccas!
15:10.26morsingLeeds!
15:17.07Armandmorsing!
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15:18.46morsinglondo!
15:33.18Mohanmorsing: cofee ??
15:35.07morsingYes please
15:44.22Mohanmorsing: unfortunately there is no cofee smiley in irc
15:44.35Mohanmorsing: else i would have given you one.
15:45.19morsing:)
15:45.23morsing*kiss*
15:46.45Mohanwhy is that the room is so quiet for like past 2 days ?
15:46.55Mohaneveryone busy shopping for christmas ?
15:47.31bilarhi think everyone is pissed off and broke, more like:)
15:48.07Mohanbilarh: pissed off with credit crunch ?
15:49.06halipeople should complain less
15:49.08halicould be worse
15:49.21bilarhi just meant pissed off with shopping :)
15:53.29Mohanwonders would anyone be pissed off with shopping ?
15:53.34morsingBeer
15:53.46Mohaninfact shopping is one of the coolest way of spending time :d
15:54.05morsingerrmmm...
15:54.07bilarhhey isn't sometime around now the darkest day of the year? :D
15:54.14morsingwhacks Mohan's head with a hammer
15:54.20morsingbilarh: Monday
15:54.25boudiccasbilarh; 21st december is the winter equinox
15:54.25bilarhace :D
15:54.36morsing22nd
15:54.39bilarhthen it'll be lighter and lighter and i'll be happier and happier :D
15:54.48boudiccasSAD
15:54.51bilarhmy mood is linked very much to the amount of daylight
15:54.52Mohanwears a protective helmet.
15:55.01boudiccasas in Seasonal Affective Disorder
15:55.16bilarhand there i was, thinking you were calling me a saddo ;)
15:55.26bilarhi was just about to hit out as well :P
15:55.32Mohanbilarh: what do you mean by the darkest day of the year ?
15:55.38boudiccasthats why i expalined it :)
15:55.43morsingMohan: ?
15:55.44MohanIs it the longest night ?
15:55.51morsingMohan: Do you live on the equator?
15:55.53boudiccasyup
15:56.00Mohani live in UK
15:56.06boudiccasand the shortest day too
15:56.21morsingMohan: And you haven't noticed the evenings getting darker earlier?
15:56.48Mohanmorsing: i did notice it, i was just wondering whats the darkest day of the year.
15:57.02morsing...
15:57.04Mohanits almost a month its like this evenings getting darker earlier
15:58.13MohanIs there a day called brightest day of the year too ?
15:58.39morsingMohan: LOL - you're hilarious :D :D :D LOLOLLLOLOLO
16:00.54Mohanmorsing: no matter what day it is you are the most active person in this room.
16:01.27Mohanwhy is that ?
16:01.27bilarhmohan: the darkest day of the month is the day before payday :)
16:02.12Mohanbilarh: so this month it comes earlier i suppose, as everyone gets paid earlier for christmas
16:02.58bilarhtrue
16:03.00Mohanworst day of the week is monday for sure :(
16:03.01bilarhi get paid on the 23rd
16:03.09bilarhyeah totally
16:03.11bilarhmonday morning 8am
16:03.16bilarh*uuurgh*
16:03.24bilarhmaybe i'm in the wrong job :)
16:04.26Mohanwell it all depends on how you think
16:04.39Mohanthere is no such thing called wrong / right job
16:06.12MohanIs everyone chatting here are from london ?
16:06.16morsingNo
16:06.31Mohanmorsing: where you from ?
16:06.41boudiccasno
16:07.00Mohanshould i take no as norway ?
16:07.06boudiccasi'm from my mothers womb
16:07.22boudiccasMohan; take it as you like :)
16:07.48boudiccasand now its gone all quiet
16:08.01boudiccasyet another convo that i've killed off
16:08.10bilarhdamn you!
16:08.12Mohani suppose everyone is from thier mothers womb
16:08.26boudiccasMohan; you presume right :)
16:08.34Mohanhas anyone met someone who was a testube baby?
16:08.34bilarhnot if you're the child of that woman-man-freak in mmerica
16:08.50bilarhyou'd still be incubated in a womb, i suspect :)
16:08.56bilarhit's not like you grow in the test tube :D
16:09.25Mohanbilarh: i think you should have become a doctor :P
16:09.25wethrinIt's true. Test tubes are quite small
16:09.55morsingBeer
16:09.58bilarhi suppose you could pour the babies over to bigger containers
16:10.07Mohanyeah
16:10.12bilarhsort of like the crabs that swap housings
16:10.20bilarhor like a snake
16:10.40Mohancant they transfer from testtubes to larger bottles ?
16:11.51Mohanboudiccas: is there a meaning for that name ? or its just a name ?
16:15.02wethrinMacduff was from his mother's womb untim'ly ripped
16:15.03boudiccasMohan; what name?
16:15.41Mohanboudiccas: is there a meaning for the term 'boudiccas' or is it just a name ?
16:16.27morsingBeer
16:16.31boudiccasMohan; i lived for over thirty years in Norfolk, which was part of the territory of the iceni tribe who were ruled over by Queen boudiccas
16:16.42boudiccasso i took the nick
16:17.46boudiccasi also run an eggdrop bot called 'iceni'
16:18.05Mohancool
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16:26.18gw280slaughters boudiccas
16:26.44Mohangw280: are you from the enemy tribe of iceni ?
16:27.09gw280no
16:27.11gw280I'm just a lunatic
16:27.19morsingMohan: He's not joking
16:28.01boudiccasslpas gw280
16:28.07DiscordianUKaren't the iceni, boudicca's tribe?
16:28.09morsingslpas?
16:28.11morsingibot slpas
16:28.24boudiccasdamn it! i cant even get my slaps right!!!!!!!!
16:28.25morsingDiscordianUK: You're correct
16:28.33gw280boudiccas: no, you were slaughtered.
16:28.47boudiccasslaps gw280
16:29.07DiscordianUKand doesn't boudiccas use linux?
16:29.09Mohanmorsing: thanks for the info.
16:29.17boudiccasand i committed suicide rather than being enslaved by the romans
16:29.35DiscordianUKso does that mean the enemy tribe is ms~?
16:29.47DiscordianUKs/~//
16:30.07boudiccasthere is no enemy tribe, not now. we've all been enslaved into the norman conquest
16:30.38gw280I need to go lycra shopping
16:30.50DiscordianUKwonders
16:30.55boudiccasgw280; need some more ballet tights?
16:31.10gw280boudiccas: no.
16:31.14Mohanlycra shopping ?
16:31.17gw280boudiccas: need some more cycling lycra for my amazing bike
16:31.24gw280http://vm.gwright.org.uk/bikeylove.jpg
16:31.28gw280it's better than Cope's
16:32.24DiscordianUKthere's a story that two hand geezers called hengist and horsa stopped the normans somewhere round here and north west kent wasn't conquered
16:32.27boudiccasits just a bike without any mudguards
16:32.36DiscordianUKs/hand/handy
16:32.53boudiccasthey mustve been from the east end then
16:33.37boudiccasgw280; did you take the mudguards off to go faster?
16:33.55DiscordianUKif i mean't east london 'd have said 'tasty'  not 'handy'
16:33.56gw280boudiccas: you can't put mudguards on that bike, it doesn't have any attachments on the frame for them
16:34.12boudiccasso you're going to get wet and muddy then
16:34.23gw280boudiccas: so?
16:34.45boudiccasso you'll have to have a shwoer after riding it in the wet
16:34.49boudiccas*shower
16:34.53Mohangw280: whats your longest track record ?
16:34.55gw280boudiccas: I'd have to shower anyway because of all the sweat
16:35.00gw280Mohan: what?
16:35.59Mohanwhats the maximum distance you have covered in a day ?
16:36.31gw28060 miles
16:36.34boudiccasthat mustve been on a pub crawl
16:36.50wethringw280 is too young to go into pubs
16:36.51gw280I don't drink noobface
16:37.14boudiccasis that a new brand of beer ... noobface?
16:37.20DiscordianUKthat's some pub crawl
16:37.35boudiccasthey were spaced some distance apart
16:37.43gw280I have cycled 40 miles to have a pub lunch before
16:37.44halicontract signing drinks! woho
16:37.45gw280to be fair
16:37.47gw280on my touring bike
16:37.52gw280http://vm.gwright.org.uk/newstem.jpg
16:38.52boudiccasah. thats a/proper/ bike, its got mudguards
16:39.15gw280no
16:39.17gw280it's a shit bike
16:39.19gw280it weighs half a tonne
16:39.31boudiccasanyway, enough of the trading insults ... how are you gw280 george?
16:39.58DiscordianUKi used to walk home 8 miles after a good night out
16:41.49Mohani used to sleep for 18 hours
16:41.59Mohannonstop
16:51.43gw280boudiccas: SAUSAGES
16:52.39boudiccasgw280; they're for tea
16:53.30z00daxand hopefully not Irish
16:53.45boudiccasno, theyre kentish
17:35.09gw280I WANT MY STEAK PIE
17:36.24wethrinMmmm, pie
17:36.28wethrinAre you old enough to order one?
17:36.34morsingBeer
17:36.50boudiccasgw280; do you have a licence for one?
17:41.18gw280wethrin: DIE
17:41.31wethringw280: Maybe later
17:41.33morsingBeer
17:41.43wethrinYou said that 5 minutes ago, morsing
17:41.48wethrinIt gets tiresome
17:41.52morsingwethrin: You sound like ibt
17:41.54morsingibot
17:49.37Stephmwmorsing: at least alternate between Beer and Boobs
17:50.22wethrinHOORAY FOR BOOBS
17:52.22AndyMillari appear to be one of the top image searches for "boobs"
17:53.10morsingAndyMillar: This is you? http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06/AnninaBoobs_450x572.jpg
17:54.47morsingibot Rossini
17:55.00wethrinnotes ibot appears to be ignoring morsing
17:55.12wethrinibot: ping
17:55.12ibot~pong
17:55.20wethrin~wiki Rossini
17:55.22morsingibot wethrin
17:55.23ibotmethinks wethrin is bigger than a breadbox, unless said breadbox is > 5'11" long, or silly, or afraid that its time to correct how people use it's, or ha, or bigger than a bread box
17:56.01AndyMillarmorsing: no
17:56.08morsingAndyMillar: Close enough
17:56.23morsingibot AndyMillar is http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06/AnninaBoobs_450x572.jpg
17:56.24ibotokay, morsing
17:56.52AndyMillari lied
17:56.57AndyMillarit's boob not boobs
17:57.30morsingBeer
17:57.59wethrinEvery time you say 'beer', you're offering a round
18:03.51Stephmw... and same for 'boob.*' ... just not your moobs, ok?
18:11.24gw280that was a good steak pie
18:11.48gw280who's talking about boobs/
18:15.29morsingBeer
18:19.56wethrinYay! Another round
18:20.38morsingwethrin: Well, no, because you won't meet me on Saturday
18:20.48wethrinThat's okay. It'll just accumulate
18:20.52morsingNo
18:21.01wethrinIt will.
18:21.03morsingIt expires at the end of each year
18:21.25wethrinDoesn't
18:23.40gw280oh god I ate too much pie
18:24.55wethrinLIES
18:24.59wethrinNo such thing as too much PIE
18:26.10morsingBeer
18:28.02gw280that's because you're a FAT PIG
18:31.00wethrinMmmm, bacon
18:31.04wethrinbuggers off
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18:57.07morsingBeer
19:21.19Mohanany nagios experts ?
19:21.40Mohanhave got a simple query with snmp_disk
19:22.01DiscordianUKthe problem being?
19:22.15Mohancommand_line/usr/lib/nagios/plugins/check_snmp -H $HOSTADDRESS$ -C $ARG1$ -o .1.3.6.1.4.1.2021.9.1.7.$ARG2$,.1.3.6.1.4.1.2021.9.1.9.$ARG2$ -w $ARG3$:,:$ARG4$ -c $ARG5$:,:$ARG6$ -u 'kB free (','% used)' -l 'disk space'
19:22.32Mohani use this command the problem is it reports the critical threshold values as warning
19:22.59morsingBeer
19:23.21DiscordianUKand the threshold is?
19:23.25Mohan!80!85!86!100 are the values for ARGĂ‚3 - AR6
19:24.00Mohani want it to warn when the disk usage is 80-85% and report critical 86-100
19:24.21Mohanbut with the above command it warns for 87%
19:24.56DiscordianUKuhuh
19:25.11DiscordianUKand df -h says?
19:25.27Mohanthe disk usage is 87% +
19:26.28Mohanbut the problem is sometimes certain db scripts when run makes the disk usage touch 90% + from 70%
19:26.45antiphasePut more disks in then
19:27.04antiphaseMonitoring it won't help if you know you're going to run out of space soon
19:27.14Mohanthere is more confusion at times whether the disk grown cos of the script or something has been downloaded etc
19:27.36Mohanwhen run vacuum in the db the disk usage comes down again
19:27.59Mohanif this warning works fine its much easier to identify whats the cause
19:29.07DiscordianUKhmm
19:29.21Mohanantiphase: its like 2TB LVM with 400GB free sometimes it reaches to 40GB left
19:29.48Mohan400GB is enough space i suppose ?
19:29.53DiscordianUKand the threshold is?
19:30.10antiphaseYou'll have to convince me how that's different to a 2GB drive with 400MB free that sometimes drops to 40MB
19:30.33Mohanthis is what i want report warn for 80-85% and critical for 86-100%
19:30.37DiscordianUK40gb is 10% of 400gb
19:31.30Mohanbut for 2TB 40gb is 2% i guess
19:32.26Mohanwhich is what the snmp would report
19:32.40Mohanit doesnt warns even when the disk usage goes so high
19:33.34DiscordianUKtried check_disk?
19:33.42Mohannope
19:34.12Mohanits a remote machine, and the existing setup is purely based on snmp
19:34.27Mohanwhich is quite easy to manage.
19:34.40DiscordianUKi can't immediately see why check_snmp is failing
19:34.47antiphaseNRPE ftw
19:35.00DiscordianUKindeed
19:35.04DiscordianUKi agree
19:35.16antiphaseSNMP is full of fail, not least because all the snmpds out there suck donkey balls through straws
19:36.19MohanNRPE is easy infact, its just the existing setup and i cant change immediately
19:36.35DiscordianUKnrpe issimple enough, with iptables and an appropriately secure firewzll
19:36.38DiscordianUKwall
19:38.14Mohananyways thanks guys, i have to leave
19:38.24Mohansays bye.
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21:12.11kjsmorning
21:12.16morsingkjs!
21:13.05kjshows it morsing
21:13.18morsingGreat
21:13.21morsingYou?
21:13.30kjsnot to bad
22:02.31morsingDenmark just mentioned on South Park!!
22:25.16morsingYou people suck
22:27.32Nafalloyes. and I'm good at it!
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22:30.38morsingcatalyst!
22:37.31gw280jumps on catalyst
22:37.59Stephmwaverts his eyes
22:38.56morsingshags gw280
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23:36.35morsingcatalyst!

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