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| 08:07.30 | bilarh_ | morning folks |
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| 08:28.49 | zmey_g | morning all |
| 08:29.45 | zmey_g | xteddy:> morning |
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| 09:29.18 | bilarh_ | wtf is this crap i hear about increased NI contributions? |
| 09:29.29 | antiphase | o_O |
| 09:29.37 | bilarh_ | robbing cunts |
| 09:29.46 | antiphase | Just get a job that pays more |
| 09:29.57 | bilarh_ | then I'll have to pay even *more* tax |
| 09:30.07 | antiphase | You'll end up with more left over though |
| 09:30.22 | antiphase | Alternatively you could fuck off back to your own country ;) |
| 09:30.25 | bilarh_ | what's the point anyway, for every 1k/year, i only get 50 quid month... hardly worth it anymore |
| 09:30.43 | bilarh_ | oooh, the "fuck off to your own country" card ;-) |
| 09:31.02 | bilarh_ | i bow to your supremacy ;-) |
| 09:31.17 | antiphase | They need to claw back all the money that they're giving away in election-winning tax incentives |
| 09:31.24 | antiphase | So they rip off the common man |
| 09:31.31 | bilarh_ | i'm sick of this government, and it's not even mine :P |
| 09:32.17 | bilarh_ | why is it i have to pay more and more tax so that the government can squander it by giving 30 quid a week to teenagers to stay in school |
| 09:32.50 | antiphase | You're just jealous because they didn't give you 30 quid to stay at school :) |
| 09:32.57 | bilarh_ | i used to think it was all cool, and that when i needed some money the government would help me, because i'd been faithfully paying taxes for years and years |
| 09:33.12 | antiphase | We haven't had any decent wars for ages so the scum quotient is increasing again |
| 09:33.28 | bilarh_ | and then, lo and behold, when my wife was a student and needed to get some dental treatment we were piss poor, but because i earnt too much, i wasn't eligible |
| 09:33.50 | bilarh_ | never mind having to pay extortionate rent, bills etc from my wages |
| 09:34.18 | antiphase | You seem to be able to afford a shiny car, so you can't be that badly off |
| 09:34.52 | bilarh_ | the little scrotes should stay in school because they'd want to avoid the beatings they'd get for quitting, not because some nancyboy in government has decided that it's politically correct this week to give *MY* tax money to some lazy teenager |
| 09:35.03 | bilarh_ | that's not the point, why do I have to pay for everyone else |
| 09:35.13 | bilarh_ | and this was back when my wife was doing her msc |
| 09:35.22 | antiphase | You could try not paying tax |
| 09:35.29 | antiphase | It worked for Ken Dodd for a bit |
| 09:35.33 | bilarh_ | i should be self employed :-) |
| 09:36.24 | bilarh_ | ken dodd, the comedian? |
| 09:37.43 | antiphase | Yes. I believe he was a relatively famous tax evader |
| 09:37.51 | bilarh_ | i should become british so I could vote the incumbents out |
| 09:37.54 | bilarh_ | ah, good man |
| 09:38.16 | antiphase | You can probably get away with it trivially if you're not rich and famous |
| 09:40.03 | bilarh_ | i think i might have inadvertidly found the best chatp up line ever: |
| 09:40.37 | bilarh_ | "hey pet, d'ya like chicken?" "yeah?" "well, suck on my ****, it's foul" :-D |
| 09:44.39 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: what services do you provide? |
| 09:44.46 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: just a standard leg, or what? |
| 09:45.49 | dick_turpin | You should be feeling the effects any minute, our therapist is connecting with you |
| 09:46.59 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: cool, that really worked! where do I send my credit card details? |
| 09:47.43 | dick_turpin | We have already debited £800.000 from your bank account |
| 09:48.05 | dick_turpin | You filled in a DD mandate |
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| 09:49.46 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: 800, seems a bit stiff! |
| 09:50.20 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: the russian maffia only charge me 5 quid for my c1al1s :( |
| 09:50.32 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: you're worse than the governemtn |
| 09:50.33 | dick_turpin | I have lots of foreign workers who need paying cash in hand ;-) |
| 09:52.23 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: you *are* the government! |
| 09:52.43 | bilarh_ | ... and i claim my five pounds :) |
| 09:53.35 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: If I was the government my friend, things would be a lot tougher, people would have to work for a living |
| 10:00.12 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Everyone would have ID cards |
| 10:00.39 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Everyone would have to supply a DNA sample to a national database |
| 10:00.47 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: fight to death! now! ;-) |
| 10:01.18 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Everyone would have to be micro chipped |
| 10:02.31 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Criminals would be executed and their body parts used for transplant |
| 10:03.54 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Anyone who shopped at ALDI would be shot |
| 10:04.27 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Anyone who reads the Sun would be castrated |
| 10:22.50 | tripitaka | saw a copy of the Daily Heil a few years ago. Page 2 had a full page story about paedophile monsters, page 3 had a full page spread of Charlotte Church in a bikini, when she was 14. Surely a candidate for castration. |
| 10:28.40 | dick_turpin | tripitaka: Yeah Charlotte Church definitely needs castrating |
| 10:30.16 | bilarh_ | tripitaka: hehe, it would be funny if it wasn't so ridicilously sad :( |
| 10:30.57 | bilarh_ | i'm surprised the daily mail or the sun haven't started a campaign to remove all those evil shrubs and bushes in the country |
| 10:31.14 | bilarh_ | after all, we all know that there's paedophiles and terrorists hiding under most of them |
| 10:31.22 | bilarh_ | it said so in the news papers i read |
| 10:31.56 | tripitaka | bilarh: heh, headline: Reds's Under The Bed? No! Pedoes Under The Primrose! |
| 10:32.24 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: i don't recall ordering that service from your clinic! |
| 10:32.47 | bilarh_ | tripitaka: rotfl :D |
| 10:33.08 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: It was just a front and a way to make funds for Zee party |
| 10:33.29 | tripitaka | the real killer is, at 2.5 million copies a day, the Daily Hate is the second highest circulation paper in the country |
| 10:33.56 | bilarh_ | tripitaka: there's a lot of "outraged from tunbridge wells" type of people who read it, i think |
| 10:34.10 | bilarh_ | hell, even my parents buy it when they come to visit |
| 10:34.54 | bilarh_ | without fail, i manage to have at least one argument with them per visit with regards to civil liberties, government surveillance or just general stupidity |
| 10:35.02 | bilarh_ | they're raving fascists :P |
| 10:35.16 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: I lke em |
| 10:35.21 | bilarh_ | when the revolution comes... |
| 10:35.47 | bilarh_ | oh, on that note... i managed to buy an "asbo" badge and a red communist star badge to wear on our family holiday as well :D |
| 10:35.49 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Ask them to pop round for tea |
| 10:35.51 | bilarh_ | that will hopefully go down a trat |
| 10:35.55 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: hehe |
| 10:36.01 | bilarh_ | s/trat/treat/ |
| 10:36.24 | bilarh_ | i'm 27, but mentally i think i'm about 16 :) |
| 10:36.29 | bilarh_ | max |
| 10:36.58 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: 6 max |
| 10:37.38 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: hmm, maybe... i *do* still enjoy the occassional potty joke, so you may be right there... |
| 10:38.26 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: When you're parents come round we can sing a few bars of the Horst Wessel together |
| 10:38.57 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: perhaps you could sign their copy of mein kampf as well :P |
| 10:39.14 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Why not I wrote it after all |
| 10:40.57 | bilarh_ | rotfl, i like how the wikipedia article describes horst wessel as "at least of average intelligence" and that he was portrayed by "hostile sources" as an "illiterate thug" :D |
| 10:41.45 | tripitaka | http://www.bash.org/?171987 |
| 10:42.12 | bilarh_ | damn you, i'm stuck on bash.org for the rest of the day again |
| 10:43.06 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Actually he was a petty criminal pimp thug who got killed by accident, even his NSPAD membership is dubious |
| 10:44.10 | bilarh_ | no but i liked the irony that a nazi would be described in terms of intelligence etc in a wikipedia article |
| 10:44.32 | tripitaka | I sent the link round at work a few weeks ago, and have been plagued with quotes ever since. It's like getting mail forwards from the 90s. |
| 10:44.44 | bilarh_ | tripitaka: hehe :D |
| 10:45.50 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: David Bowie did a film, Just a Gigolo where he ended up being Horst Wessel very funny (And I'm a Bowie fan!) |
| 10:46.43 | bilarh_ | i quite like the bowie stuff i've heard, but i can't say i really know anything about him |
| 10:48.18 | tripitaka | bilarh: Just to get you off bash.org, here's the first set of reviews by Henry Raddick: http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AA9IP6AYACFK5/102-5198302-0525727?ie=UTF8&display=public&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview&page=21 |
| 10:48.30 | tripitaka | hands down the funniest thing I've read on the web |
| 10:49.36 | bilarh_ | tripitaka: hehe got as far as armpit farts and i'm already giggling like a little girl |
| 10:49.40 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: shut up! ;) |
| 10:49.52 | tripitaka | there are 23 pages of reviews, hallelujah |
| 10:53.44 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Popping up the Garage to get some fuel brb |
| 10:54.20 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Your mum and dad are bringing the crosses and bedsheets |
| 10:54.37 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: hehe |
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| 11:38.39 | bilarh_ | bastard sun.. why is the network trunking code a free dl for solaris 10, and not free for solaris 8 |
| 11:45.38 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Dunno, I give up, whats the answer? |
| 11:47.20 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: well i don't know, why don't you give sun a ring and ask them... |
| 11:47.26 | bilarh_ | sheesh! |
| 11:48.14 | bilarh_ | my office has reached a temperature of -273.15 degrees :( |
| 11:48.23 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Oh I thought it was a question |
| 11:48.35 | bilarh_ | it was, but i don't know the answer :) |
| 11:49.27 | bilarh_ | one more hundredth of a degree and all will be still |
| 12:08.48 | dick_turpin | Anyone read my thread on gllug mailing list about cheap linux PC's? |
| 12:08.59 | wethrin | Don't buy cheap. |
| 12:09.04 | wethrin | It'll just come back to bite you. |
| 12:09.20 | dick_turpin | http://direct.tesco.com/search/default.aspx?search=esys&confirm.x=0&confirm.y=0 |
| 12:09.35 | dick_turpin | wethrin: Its Tesco's it must be good |
| 12:09.37 | bilarh_ | cheap is great if you don't care much about uptime |
| 12:09.51 | wethrin | bilarh_: And if you want to spend most of your time with a screwdriver |
| 12:10.05 | bilarh_ | most our cluster nodes are cheap as chips dells with the best cpu's and 4gigs of memory... saves a packet compared with compaq, apparently |
| 12:10.29 | bilarh_ | wethrin: hmm, just call an engineer out ;-) |
| 12:10.36 | wethrin | they'll like that :) |
| 12:10.51 | wethrin | cluster nodes are different - if they fail, you just swap them out |
| 12:10.58 | bilarh_ | exactly :-) |
| 12:12.19 | antiphase | ITYM "technician" |
| 12:12.40 | bilarh_ | antiphase: i mean the dell support line :-) |
| 12:12.51 | antiphase | Definitely not engineers then |
| 12:13.07 | bilarh_ | antiphase: well, they seem to get most of our boxes up and running again |
| 12:15.10 | zmey_g | guys which distro .iso: x86 or x86_64 are better for this system http://www.ebuyer.com/product/128282/show_product_specifications ? |
| 12:15.26 | wethrin | That depends if it's an x86_64 system or not |
| 12:15.40 | zmey_g | it looks like yes |
| 12:16.43 | zmey_g | i have CentOS x86 .iso will it suit or should i get x86_64 .iso? |
| 12:17.50 | dick_turpin | zmey_g: Stick the 64bit on |
| 12:18.42 | zmey_g | dick_turpin:> thanks. i will get it than. i just read on some forums x86_64 issues that ppls come across |
| 12:19.15 | antiphase | I run 32-bit because it all works properly. 64-bit could have got better in the last 6 months though |
| 12:20.57 | tripitaka | chaps: does anyone here use kickstart to install a lot of different systems? I'm looking for a good way to handle different partitioning schemes |
| 12:21.23 | dick_turpin | zmey_g: misery guts antiphase may have a point I'd keep the i386 disc to hand but I've just installed openSUSE 64bit without any major issues |
| 12:24.24 | zmey_g | dick_turpin:> x86_64 will be at my boudoir in 1,30 hours. :) thanks all |
| 12:25.43 | tripitaka | zmey_g: I have RHEL5/centos5 running fine on those procesors |
| 12:25.51 | tripitaka | *x86_64 |
| 12:26.07 | zmey_g | tripitaka:> nice |
| 12:28.24 | zmey_g | i installed Mandriva 2007 x86_64 for a friend of mine with some very strange minor issues at the installation process. |
| 12:30.50 | dick_turpin | My install does seem fairly nippy, I have seen a lot of threads on openSUSE mailing list But I think thtas to do with AMD cpu and ATI graphics |
| 12:31.49 | dick_turpin | that's |
| 12:32.15 | zmey_g | dick_turpin:> you right as usually. he had both: ati and amd :) |
| 12:38.28 | dick_turpin | zmey_g: Thank god you didn't say "You are right as usual" everyone would have given me a kicking ;-) |
| 12:41.06 | zmey_g | dick_turpin:> you know i meant to say precisely that. just my illiteracy played a joke. :) |
| 12:49.10 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: You in? |
| 12:54.07 | boudiccas | in what? trouble? :)))) |
| 12:54.41 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Drag |
| 12:54.53 | boudiccas | drag what? |
| 12:55.03 | dick_turpin | Drag Queen |
| 12:55.09 | boudiccas | who is? |
| 12:55.14 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: |
| 12:55.26 | boudiccas | oh! |
| 12:55.48 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: S'bit slow today |
| 12:55.48 | boudiccas | thats not a problem is it? |
| 12:56.18 | boudiccas | same here, brain cells not properly recharged i think. i need to go back to bed to complete the recharging |
| 12:57.25 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: I'm full of beans, been up since 4.30am going to South Staff's Lug meeting tonight may get to bed around midnight |
| 12:59.00 | boudiccas | more fool you :) i shall be in bed at abaout 2130 and asleep by 2200. i love my sleep, i sometimes think that i ought to hibernate, it would make more sense for me |
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| 12:59.48 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Its what keeps me so beautiful :-) |
| 13:00.21 | boudiccas | try regaine for hair restoration :) |
| 13:00.55 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Grass don't grow on a busy street :-P |
| 13:03.03 | antiphase | If there's grass on the wicket... |
| 13:03.17 | bilarh_ | antiphase: funny, i was just thinking that |
| 13:04.52 | boudiccas | first time ever eh dick_turpin ??? :) |
| 13:04.53 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: like on the occassions, eh? |
| 13:05.04 | bilarh_ | s/on/to/ |
| 13:05.33 | bilarh_ | s/occassion/occasion/ |
| 13:05.44 | bilarh_ | wtf, stupid ibot |
| 13:06.04 | dick_turpin | On the contrary I cant get excited too often the blood loss make s me go faint :-P |
| 13:06.14 | dick_turpin | makes |
| 13:06.33 | boudiccas | so lie down and get excited!!! :)))) |
| 13:06.58 | bilarh_ | alas it's not because you're john holmes, just your weak heart |
| 13:07.25 | zmey_g | Mmm... soup! |
| 13:07.30 | bilarh_ | boudiccas: shocking - i thought you were above all of us |
| 13:07.42 | bilarh_ | s/us/it/ |
| 13:08.12 | bilarh_ | i can't seem to string together a correct sentence today |
| 13:08.33 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Thats cos you are a retard |
| 13:09.06 | boudiccas | bilarh_; a coherent sentence perhaps??? :))) |
| 13:09.10 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: that might be so :-) |
| 13:09.23 | boudiccas | dick_turpin; that not nice :( |
| 13:09.24 | bilarh_ | boudiccas: don't kick a man on the floor! |
| 13:09.41 | boudiccas | i aint a kicking of him, i'm a just swinging my foot |
| 13:09.59 | bilarh_ | i was talking about myself |
| 13:10.01 | bilarh_ | for a change :P |
| 13:10.15 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: When did I ever say I was nice? I used to be until I met one or two here |
| 13:10.35 | boudiccas | lol |
| 13:14.20 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Oh how we laughed when the school bully gave us a Dead Leg |
| 13:16.27 | boudiccas | snuff |
| 13:16.58 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: I'm still not smoking :-) |
| 13:17.31 | boudiccas | me neither, i've had 7 cigs this month, but quite a bit of snuff |
| 13:18.02 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: i must have forgot... what's a dead leg |
| 13:18.09 | boudiccas | how long is it for you since you last smoked dick_turpin ??? |
| 13:18.49 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: When some arse wipe knees you in the leg between the knee and the hip |
| 13:19.07 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Four + months now |
| 13:19.20 | boudiccas | thats very good |
| 13:22.48 | boudiccas | dont fall off the perch over christmas though by having a celebratory cigar. stick to snuff, it makes more sense |
| 13:22.57 | goibhniu | dick_turpin! |
| 13:24.22 | goibhniu | btw the gutsy upgrade WFM ... so far |
| 13:25.16 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: You Ubuntu weenie |
| 13:27.00 | goibhniu | by new I mean ... fresh from the skip |
| 13:27.23 | goibhniu | dick_turpin: how's arch these days?... I still haven't set up a box :( |
| 13:27.43 | boudiccas | goibhniu; are you a skip diver? diveing into skips for something useful although second hand?? |
| 13:28.14 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: Have it here with me now taking it to Staffs Lug tonight |
| 13:28.20 | goibhniu | boudiccas: big time ... I found a lovely office chair yesterday too |
| 13:28.46 | goibhniu | dick_turpin: you're going to your lug!! ... nice! |
| 13:29.01 | boudiccas | ooh, you're lucky. ive been sitting on this chair since 1979 and it was old then too |
| 13:29.10 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: A Lug I belong to few |
| 13:29.27 | boudiccas | dick_turpin; talk sense mate please!!! |
| 13:29.50 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: Please change your nick to swampy |
| 13:29.56 | boudiccas | lol |
| 13:29.58 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: What? |
| 13:30.20 | boudiccas | your sentnece about lug didnt make any sense |
| 13:30.38 | boudiccas | quote "goibhniu: A Lug I belong to few" |
| 13:30.40 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Yes it does if you follow the conversation |
| 13:31.00 | boudiccas | but the last word doesnt make sense |
| 13:31.17 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: Ah grammer A lug, I belong to a few |
| 13:31.17 | boudiccas | not with the rest of the sentence |
| 13:31.24 | boudiccas | ah, ty |
| 13:31.40 | boudiccas | now i understand after you've elaborated one it |
| 13:31.48 | dick_turpin | tusk Women! |
| 13:31.49 | boudiccas | *on |
| 13:32.04 | boudiccas | the power behind most men :)))) |
| 13:32.39 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: So have you seen the 0.6.0 announcements for comp-fus? |
| 13:33.06 | goibhniu | dick_turpin: nope |
| 13:33.39 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: I cant figure out how you have 0.6.3 |
| 13:36.39 | goibhniu | dick_turpin: I tried to figure it out for 10 mins and then just accepted it |
| 13:36.52 | goibhniu | is 0.6 out now? |
| 13:36.56 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: rotfl |
| 13:37.18 | dick_turpin | http://smspillaz.wordpress.com/2007/10/21/compiz-fusion-060-is-released/ |
| 13:37.22 | boudiccas | aaah snuff |
| 13:40.33 | bilarh_ | screw this, i'm going home... see you persons tomorrow |
| 13:40.47 | goibhniu | dick_turpin: that looks tasty |
| 13:41.00 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: I'm sorry, I'll behave, please don't go |
| 13:41.07 | goibhniu | bilarh_: are you a primary school teacher now? |
| 13:41.40 | bilarh_ | goibhniu: be nice ;-) |
| 13:41.51 | bilarh_ | i worked to god knows when on friday, so i'm pissing off early today :-) |
| 13:41.52 | dick_turpin | goibhniu: Yeah I know will have to wait until tomorrow to see if its in either Arch or openSUSE |
| 13:42.35 | boudiccas | http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7049002.stm build your own sputnik |
| 13:42.40 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: and you, son, behave! no passing of notes to the girls or goibhniu |
| 13:42.55 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: that's after school detention for you |
| 13:43.01 | boudiccas | i saw him miss! |
| 13:43.12 | bilarh_ | boudiccas: !!!! |
| 13:43.20 | boudiccas | he couldnt hit for toffeee! |
| 13:43.23 | bilarh_ | boudiccas: hold your hands out |
| 13:43.28 | boudiccas | yes miss bilarh_ :) |
| 13:43.38 | boudiccas | which one, theyre both clean |
| 13:43.50 | goibhniu | cheeky!! |
| 13:43.54 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Not again sir I don't like playing with sammy snake |
| 13:44.02 | boudiccas | lol |
| 13:44.06 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: funny you should say that :D |
| 13:44.17 | boudiccas | its cold! |
| 13:44.42 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: but it's your lucky day, sammy snake is reduced to a worm |
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| 13:45.05 | bilarh_ | and with that heresy, i'm off :-) |
| 13:45.12 | boudiccas | byeee bilarh_ |
| 13:45.31 | boudiccas | nope |
| 13:45.51 | dick_turpin | And there we will leave before it descends into some smutt land |
| 13:45.56 | boudiccas | does it smell fishy? |
| 13:46.10 | boudiccas | if so then someone has a urine infection! |
| 13:46.14 | zmey_g | boudiccas:> no |
| 13:46.32 | bilarh_ | i think we've reached a new low on #gllug |
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| 13:46.37 | bilarh_ | we should all be proud of ourselves :D |
| 13:46.50 | boudiccas | lol |
| 13:46.55 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Its always low when you are here :-) |
| 13:47.12 | boudiccas | i'm the shortest, i claim that honour! :)))) |
| 13:47.23 | bilarh_ | yes, but this was *so* unexpected on this gray monday afternoon |
| 13:48.08 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: I thought I'd swum the depths of depravity but you are the master |
| 13:48.23 | boudiccas | nothing is unexpected in this channel :) |
| 13:48.32 | bilarh_ | boudiccas: except for technincal discussions, of course |
| 13:49.02 | boudiccas | oh, we get them too, and they tend to go whoosh over my head |
| 13:49.06 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: Will you stop swearing!!! |
| 13:49.38 | boudiccas | dick_turpin; work is a four letter word! does that make it a swear word??? |
| 13:50.13 | boudiccas | time for noodles |
| 13:50.20 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: No but a pucker, sensible conversation here is ;-) |
| 13:50.35 | bilarh_ | dick_turpin: sorry father |
| 13:50.47 | boudiccas | rofl |
| 13:51.07 | boudiccas | father as in father ted??? |
| 13:51.29 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: your father and I are just off to look at some very large pits ;-) |
| 13:51.39 | bilarh_ | boudiccas: well, now that you mention it, the similarity is striking |
| 13:51.55 | bilarh_ | boudiccas: if you imagine dick_turpin with a toupe |
| 13:52.14 | bilarh_ | you lot are impossible, i'm late for my 2:15 train now |
| 13:52.23 | dick_turpin | bilarh_: That toupe swore it was 16 |
| 13:52.46 | bilarh_ | lol |
| 13:55.25 | boudiccas | what is a toupe? is it a wig, aka squirrel??? |
| 13:56.04 | dick_turpin | boudiccas: syrup |
| 13:56.11 | boudiccas | snuff |
| 14:05.31 | boudiccas | and so ends happy hour :( |
| 15:23.19 | bilarh_ | fear not, for I am back |
| 15:24.03 | bilarh_ | oi! stop looking so uneasy, everyone |
| 15:25.19 | boudiccas | you caught your train then? |
| 15:25.52 | bilarh_ | yes |
| 15:26.04 | boudiccas | and now you're home in the warm :) |
| 15:26.08 | bilarh_ | not the 2:15 as originally planned |
| 15:26.20 | bilarh_ | i got the 15:43 coffin dodgers express |
| 15:26.27 | bilarh_ | it was weird, it was full of old people |
| 15:26.32 | boudiccas | you were enjoying the joshing too much for that one to be caught :))) |
| 15:26.34 | bilarh_ | i thought the man who sat opposite me died mid journey |
| 15:26.46 | boudiccas | maybe he did |
| 15:27.05 | bilarh_ | no, he poked my leg at just before bromley |
| 15:27.15 | boudiccas | did you want bromley? |
| 15:27.31 | boudiccas | or was it just a random poke? |
| 15:27.41 | bilarh_ | he tried to poke his wifes leg to tell her to get off (well, at least I *hope* that's what he was doing - he didn't look like a priest) |
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| 15:27.54 | bilarh_ | but yes, i wanted bromley |
| 15:28.11 | boudiccas | thats right, you live just down the road from z00dax |
| 15:28.21 | boudiccas | i remember now |
| 15:28.33 | bilarh_ | ah |
| 15:28.52 | boudiccas | correct |
| 15:29.05 | boudiccas | normally used in the past tense |
| 15:29.53 | bilarh_ | noted |
| 15:30.29 | bilarh_ | anyone would think we'd been burgled |
| 15:30.38 | bilarh_ | but annoyingly, it's just very very messy |
| 15:30.50 | bilarh_ | which means i can't claim on my insurance to have someone come around and clean the place up |
| 15:31.26 | boudiccas | lol |
| 15:32.16 | boudiccas | hire someone who comes in and 'does' for you, but they have to start with a clean slate, i.e. an unmessy environment |
| 15:37.24 | bilarh_ | that doesn't make any sense |
| 15:37.39 | bilarh_ | if i had an unmessy environment, i wouldn't need to be burgled to claim insurance money for cleaning |
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| 15:48.28 | Armand | Hi all. :) |
| 15:52.27 | bilarh_ | afternoon |
| 15:53.15 | Armand | Hows things? |
| 15:54.04 | antiphase | Same shit, different day |
| 15:54.46 | Armand | standard.. :P |
| 15:55.07 | wethrin | Is it still Monday? |
| 15:56.32 | Armand | Yup. >:( |
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| 16:00.38 | Armand | I've been trying to find info on my greyhound, as he was a registered racer. |
| 16:00.45 | Armand | can't find a damned thing. >_< |
| 16:06.30 | boudiccas | cant his previous owner tell you anything about him??? |
| 16:07.08 | Armand | Nah, he is a rescue dog. |
| 16:07.13 | Armand | Erm, Dogs Trust? |
| 16:11.06 | Armand | Tis annoying, coz I would love to track down his previous owner. |
| 16:11.26 | Armand | I'd fuck him up like he did the dog. |
| 16:12.45 | antiphase | We should be able to eat dogs, there wouldn't be a surplus then |
| 16:12.56 | antiphase | How many people do you know that have pet cows? |
| 16:13.00 | antiphase | QED |
| 16:13.13 | Armand | O_O |
| 16:14.29 | wethrin | A cow wouldn't be able to get up stairs particularly well, for a start |
| 16:14.41 | wethrin | And they'll probably be too large to fit through a standard door |
| 16:14.44 | Armand | antiphase: My aunty has one.. |
| 16:15.02 | goibhniu | wethrin: micro-cows |
| 16:15.05 | Armand | Keeps it for milking, sold all the others years ago. |
| 16:15.17 | wethrin | goibhniu: Good idea! |
| 16:15.19 | goibhniu | or cow-chickens |
| 16:15.26 | wethrin | Cross a cow with a mouse |
| 16:15.37 | goibhniu | eggs milk steak and breast! |
| 16:15.45 | goibhniu | a boneless one |
| 16:15.57 | goibhniu | like a slug except tastier |
| 16:16.07 | goibhniu | gm 4tw |
| 16:16.26 | Armand | @_@ |
| 16:18.37 | Armand | lol |
| 16:18.50 | Armand | To fool vegans, right?? :D |
| 16:19.04 | wethrin | goibhniu: Surely patent, rather than copyright? |
| 16:19.27 | boudiccas | why not copyleft??? |
| 16:20.32 | goibhniu | ok then ...but no less than gpl v3 |
| 16:20.42 | boudiccas | sounds polish a 'chickow' |
| 16:20.58 | goibhniu | and I get all rights to the name and associated trade marks |
| 16:21.32 | goibhniu | hmm .. it's missing something for the veggies |
| 16:21.46 | boudiccas | added tofu??? |
| 16:23.07 | goibhniu | good thinking ... maybe chickpeacow? ... hmm ... doesn't work |
| 16:24.15 | Armand | eep! |
| 16:24.19 | Armand | laters all. |
| 16:25.49 | wethrin | broccoli's giving you head? |
| 16:26.55 | goibhniu | wethrin: you've a sick and twisted imagination |
| 16:27.04 | wethrin | me!? |
| 16:27.27 | goibhniu | you want my creation to be a sex toy as well as the solution to world hunger? |
| 16:28.45 | goibhniu | that's what happens when you release something under the gpl :( |
| 16:29.11 | zmey_g | hi all |
| 16:29.24 | bilarh_ | wethrin wants to release something as well, by the sounds of it :-S |
| 16:29.25 | boudiccas | hi lo |
| 16:30.05 | wethrin | ! |
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| 16:30.08 | wethrin | FILTH |
| 16:30.32 | bilarh_ | hehe |
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| 16:30.58 | zmey_g | i have announcement to make about yesterday's' slug |
| 16:31.22 | wethrin | you poured salt on it? |
| 16:31.41 | zmey_g | it was good. all the comrades where really nice persons. |
| 16:31.54 | goibhniu | did you arrange the battle? |
| 16:32.03 | zmey_g | :) |
| 16:32.32 | zmey_g | the battle |
| 16:33.37 | zmey_g | i bought server as well. waiting now for it to arrive. |
| 16:34.01 | zmey_g | goibhniu:> thx for your tip off. |
| 16:34.24 | goibhniu | ebuyer? |
| 16:34.25 | bilarh_ | zmey_g: ah don't worry, i know a good lawyer, he'll get you off no time |
| 16:34.34 | zmey_g | yes |
| 16:35.37 | zmey_g | http://www.ebuyer.com/product/128282 |
| 16:36.04 | goibhniu | nice |
| 16:36.05 | zmey_g | beast!!! |
| 16:36.29 | zmey_g | + 2gig ram and 160 Gb sata |
| 16:37.23 | zmey_g | + small 14" monitor - just in case |
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| 17:23.26 | zmey_g | nice tune -> http://205.188.215.229:8008 |
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| 18:19.52 | boudiccas | ~ibot SecretLondon |
| 18:19.53 | ibot | somebody said secretlondon was probably in London, and otherwise a secret |
| 18:20.09 | boudiccas | ~ibot seen SecretLondon |
| 18:20.13 | ibot | secretlondon <n=secretlo@wikipedia/secretlondon> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 7d 19h 55m 2s ago, saying: 'i'm gonna go into windows to use the vodafone thing, this connection to too rubbish'. |
| 18:20.51 | boudiccas | ~ibot seen serris |
| 18:20.52 | ibot | serris <n=andris@82-44-213-242.cable.ubr09.haye.blueyonder.co.uk> was last seen on IRC in channel #gllug, 38d 10h 43m 32s ago, saying: 'hi morsing, Leeds '. |
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| 20:08.49 | aguaithe1reak | please kick aguaithefreak |
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| 20:12.14 | antiphase | Do they not have a Chanserv here? |
| 20:13.24 | hali | on freenode, yes |
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| 20:15.54 | Ch0Hag | gdm has decided to ignore me when I tell it not to start an X server. |
| 20:20.51 | antiphase | Uninstall it; works for me ;) |
| 20:24.08 | boudiccas | Ch0Hag; sound slike a reinstall jobbie, or a reboot at least :) |
| 20:24.26 | Ch0Hag | chmod 0 /etc/init.d/gdm keeps everything fairly happy. |
| 20:31.13 | antiphase | Or edit /etc/inittab or your distro's replacement and change the default runlevel from 5 to 3 or 2 |
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| 21:52.40 | Ch0Hag | http://worsethanfailure.com/Comments/Slightly-More-Sociable.aspx?pg=2#158283 |
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| 22:53.24 | wethrin | rarr |
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