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| 01:01.36 | coma | !love |
| 01:01.36 | dpkg | Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. |
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| 01:01.45 | abattoir | coma, lol |
| 01:01.50 | abattoir | now have all the fun you want |
| 01:02.01 | abattoir | unless you get kicked/banned or both :D |
| 01:02.09 | *** part/#debian-bots inc|freaky (i=alpha@freakyy.de) |
| 01:02.43 | coma | lmao |
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| 01:02.55 | coma | wow...but now noone can see me offend the bots:( |
| 01:03.09 | coma | !sex |
| 01:03.09 | dpkg | updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep |
| 01:03.09 | Melian | unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;unmount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped. |
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| 01:03.24 | coma | lmfao |
| 01:03.25 | h3sp4wn | dpkg:sex |
| 01:03.25 | dpkg | updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep |
| 01:03.33 | coma | tee hee |
| 01:03.37 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: ubuntu |
| 01:03.37 | dpkg | Ubuntu is a distribution of Linux that is <Based on Debian>, please visit http://www.ubuntu.com/ and/or visit #ubuntu, on irc.freenode.net. Ask me about <Based On Debian> for an explanation of why we are unable to support Ubuntu here. An Ancient African word that means "I can't install Debian", according to Mark Pilgrim |
| 01:03.42 | coma | !peter griffin |
| 01:03.57 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: kernel mantra |
| 01:03.57 | dpkg | use the Debian packages! Really! They work! Only if they REALLY don't work should you be compiling your own, because some day you'll really need that module you left out |
| 01:04.17 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: mantra |
| 01:04.35 | h3sp4wn | The kernel compilation mantra is make-kpkg clean && make-kpkg --revision=$(date +'%Y%m%d') --append-to-version=-$(hostname) --rootcmd fakeroot clean && make-kpkg --revision=$(date +'%Y%m%d') --append-to-version=-$(hostname) --rootcmd fakeroot kernel_image modules_image . Add --initrd before kernel_image if you need an initrd. |
| 01:04.57 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: women |
| 01:04.57 | dpkg | hmm... women is woman > 1, or HOWTO Encourage Women in Linux : http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/Linux/docs/HOWTO/other-formats/html_single/Encourage-Women-Linux-HOWTO.html |
| 01:05.12 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: life |
| 01:05.12 | dpkg | i heard life is what you made by yourself. so if you're saying "life sucks", it is you that sucked. |
| 01:05.33 | coma | !homosexual |
| 01:05.33 | dpkg | well, homosexual is your secret inner sexual preference |
| 01:05.37 | coma | lmfao |
| 01:05.41 | coma | !noob |
| 01:05.41 | dpkg | from memory, noob is Dear visitor, please don't bother telling us you're a "newb" or a "n00b". We can tell. |
| 01:05.52 | coma | !l337 |
| 01:05.53 | dpkg | it has been said that l337 is how lamers express cool when they *THINK* something is 'neet', also see 31337, leet, elite, or oliver |
| 01:06.04 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: gnaa |
| 01:06.04 | dpkg | from memory, gnaa is a bunch of known #debian trolls. If anyone from the gnaa shows up, please invoke !ops |
| 01:06.23 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: cracking |
| 01:06.23 | dpkg | from memory, cracking is the politically correct term for unlawfully acessing or altering or destorying data without the owner's permission act of gaining unauthourised access on another person's, orgainsation's computing systems |
| 01:06.37 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: dpkg-cross |
| 01:06.38 | apt-br | h3sp4wn: Ferramentas para cross compiling de pacotes Debian |
| 01:06.55 | h3sp4wn | What the hell does that mean ? |
| 01:07.14 | abattoir | lol |
| 01:07.20 | coma | !penus |
| 01:07.37 | *** part/#debian-bots bimberi (n=bimberi@ubuntu/member/pdpc.active.bimberi) |
| 01:09.19 | abattoir | !dpkg |
| 01:09.19 | dpkg | well, dpkg is I AM A BOT YOU CAN NOT HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME! or dpkg is the base of the Debian PacKaGe management system. It was created by Ian Jackson in 1993. dpkg is similar to RPM, as it is used to install, remove, and provide information about deb packages. dpkg itself is a low level tool; higher level tools, such as APT, are used to fetch packages from remote locations or deal with complex package relations. see also <apt-get> <apt> |
| 01:09.49 | coma | !queen |
| 01:09.49 | dpkg | well, queen is the Best popgroup ever, or not a popgroup, it's a rockgroup |
| 01:10.03 | coma | !timewarp |
| 01:10.38 | abattoir | !linux |
| 01:10.38 | dpkg | from memory, linux is closed |
| 01:10.45 | abattoir | !linux |
| 01:10.51 | coma | !windows |
| 01:10.51 | dpkg | PCs are like air conditioners, if you open Windows(R) they don't work. |
| 01:11.04 | coma | !microsoft |
| 01:11.05 | dpkg | rumour has it, microsoft is the soft conglomerate of stature that provides the food to billions of apathetic morons who want to sit on the asses of their undoing so their minds can melt into the pixelized universe that is The Daily Show |
| 01:11.05 | Melian | it has been said that microsoft is even worse for your computer than DarwinPorts |
| 01:12.15 | abattoir | !linus |
| 01:12.15 | dpkg | i guess linus is The Man. or mistaken for the OS or our savior, or someone who pushes to have procfs replace sysctl, despite the fact for programs this makes things significantly slower. someone that doesn't comment, or at http://revolution-os.com/images/linus_at_linuxworld.jpg |
| 01:12.22 | abattoir | !rms |
| 01:12.22 | dpkg | well, rms is Richard M. Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation (FSF) and the GNU project, as well as the original author of the GNU C Compiler and GNU Emacs, one hell of a lisp coder. see fsf. or "Join us now and share the software, you'll be free hackers" |
| 01:12.40 | abattoir | !bill |
| 01:12.40 | dpkg | hmm... bill is a dork, or see xbill |
| 01:12.46 | abattoir | !xbill |
| 01:12.46 | dpkg | from memory, xbill is a X11 game where you have to stop the evil computer hacker 'bill' from infecting the computers with a virus known as ............ "WINDOWS" |
| 01:12.59 | abattoir | !gates |
| 01:13.00 | dpkg | somebody said gates was In a world of free software, there are no fences or walls. So who needs Gates and Windows? |
| 01:14.20 | coma | !vagina |
| 01:14.20 | dpkg | [vagina] the canal which leads from the uterus to the external orifice if the genital canal, or to major depression if you arent getting any. |
| 01:14.31 | coma | !anus |
| 01:14.46 | coma | !ass |
| 01:14.46 | dpkg | ass is, like, what you're sitting on, the thing that you're riding, possibly the thing you're admiring. |
| 01:14.59 | h3sp4wn | !ubuntu |
| 01:14.59 | dpkg | Ubuntu is a distribution of Linux that is <Based on Debian>, please visit http://www.ubuntu.com/ and/or visit #ubuntu, on irc.freenode.net. Ask me about <Based On Debian> for an explanation of why we are unable to support Ubuntu here. An Ancient African word that means "I can't install Debian", according to Mark Pilgrim |
| 01:15.00 | Melian | so, you want stuff that is in dapper, but not in fink yet? check out !jackstuff and/or !jackbin. complaints > /dev/null. |
| 01:15.20 | h3sp4wn | !jackstuff |
| 01:15.21 | Melian | Missing some odd KDE tool in fink? You can always check jack's stuff, maybe it's there already: http://mitglied.lycos.de/jack303/fink - Put the files you want into the folders in /sw/fink/dists/local/main and use fink install to set them up. Made for 10.4, not transitional. |
| 01:15.41 | h3sp4wn | !women |
| 01:15.41 | dpkg | [women] woman > 1, or HOWTO Encourage Women in Linux : http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/Linux/docs/HOWTO/other-formats/html_single/Encourage-Women-Linux-HOWTO.html |
| 01:15.47 | h3sp4wn | !man women |
| 01:16.17 | h3sp4wn | !gnaa |
| 01:16.17 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, gnaa is a bunch of known #debian trolls. If anyone from the gnaa shows up, please invoke !ops |
| 01:16.37 | abattoir | !shuttleworth |
| 01:16.37 | dpkg | i heard shuttleworth is da shit |
| 01:16.41 | abattoir | lol |
| 01:16.54 | h3sp4wn | !hate |
| 01:16.54 | dpkg | from memory, hate is opposite of love (see love) |
| 01:16.58 | h3sp4wn | !love |
| 01:16.58 | dpkg | Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. |
| 01:17.00 | abattoir | !usa |
| 01:17.00 | dpkg | usa is probably a degraded toilet roll that has been laying on the piss soking toilet matt for 10years, or a continent with a large amount of crack addicts, or wishes to be the center of the world, or really just where everyone else wishes they were. a shitty country that wishes to destroy software market using patents |
| 01:17.13 | h3sp4wn | !terrorism |
| 01:17.14 | dpkg | [terrorism] http://web.mit.edu/webcast/tac/tac24oct02-1930-16k.ram (transcribed at http://www.zmag.org/globalwatch/chomskymit.htm) |
| 01:17.23 | h3sp4wn | !error |
| 01:17.23 | dpkg | The error is on line 89373 |
| 01:17.35 | h3sp4wn | !/dev/urandom |
| 01:17.41 | h3sp4wn | dpkg :/dev/urandom |
| 01:17.47 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: /dev/urandom |
| 01:18.12 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: bush |
| 01:18.12 | dpkg | i guess bush is chick plumbing, or the current President and the Dictator of the World, or a shrubbery, or a moron |
| 01:18.16 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: China |
| 01:18.16 | dpkg | somebody said china was a country, or what you eat from on holidays, or ask me about <cn> |
| 01:18.22 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: Cn |
| 01:18.23 | dpkg | rumour has it, cn is China, or for help in chinese please /j #debian-zh, or for help in chinese please /j #debian-zh Please use UTF-8, for IRC help see http://tinyurl.com/8yrj9 | Qt/KDE è¿æ¸¡æå¼å§ï¼è¯¦æ请é读 |
| 01:18.34 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: nvidia |
| 01:18.34 | dpkg | DO NOT use nvidia.com's installer. Ask me about "nvidia installer". Instead, read "nvidia-graphics-drivers" for instructions, or "nvidia one-liner" for a reminder if you've done it before. "Off to break the nvidia driver by changing the kernel interfaces again, this is becoming a fun hobby..." - Greg Kroah-Hartman, Linux kernel hacker, on linux-elitists |
| 01:19.03 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: Wazes |
| 01:19.06 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: Warz |
| 01:19.09 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: Warez |
| 01:19.09 | dpkg | warez is probably what GNU/Linux people do not need to run their computers and talk about in mundane ubergeek parties. http://www.little-gamers.com/index.php?id=275 or http://www.blerp.org/warez/ |
| 01:20.04 | abattoir | !peace |
| 01:20.14 | abattoir | !war |
| 01:20.15 | dpkg | war is probably foo, or http://www.atai.org/softwarewar.gif |
| 01:20.29 | h3sp4wn | !explosives |
| 01:20.52 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: Are you wise ? |
| 01:21.05 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: what do you know ? |
| 01:21.05 | dpkg | This! |
| 01:21.10 | abattoir | !europe |
| 01:21.18 | abattoir | !kde |
| 01:21.18 | dpkg | from memory, kde is a desktop environment based on the Qt toolkit. See http://www.kde.org for release news and other details, or not a window manager, or ask your questions about it in #debian-kde |
| 01:21.26 | h3sp4wn | dpkg: e17 |
| 01:21.27 | dpkg | Don't even think about asking ljlane anything about e17 or efm. see DR17 |
| 01:21.27 | abattoir | !gnome |
| 01:21.27 | dpkg | hmm... gnome is a desktop environment - see http://www.gnome.org. a little dwarf, or a race in d&d, see #gnome-debian on irc.gnome.org, or - to get gnome, ask about <install gnome>, or the human G-nome |
| 01:21.44 | h3sp4wn | !kdm |
| 01:21.45 | dpkg | somebody said kdm was the KDE Display Manager - an even swankier version of xdm, for the K Desktop user |
| 01:21.56 | h3sp4wn | !dpkg-cross |
| 01:22.07 | h3sp4wn | !Kill madmen |
| 01:22.22 | abattoir | !kill everyone |
| 01:22.28 | h3sp4wn | @lart |
| 01:22.41 | abattoir | !kill dpkg |
| 01:22.52 | abattoir | nice, dpkg comes up w/ a new one everytime |
| 01:22.55 | h3sp4wn | @lart #debian-bots kill |
| 01:23.12 | h3sp4wn | @lart #ubuntu Die Die |
| 01:23.39 | abattoir | !google |
| 01:23.40 | dpkg | rumour has it, google is a search engine owned by Google Inc. whose mission statement is to "organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful." The largest search engine on the web, Google receives over 200 million queries each day through its various services. It's website can be found at http://www.google.com |
| 01:23.59 | abattoir | !mandriva |
| 01:24.00 | dpkg | well, mandriva is the new name (2005.04) of the merged Mandrake Linux and Conectiva Linux companies. or a stupid name, or a way of giving untested and pre-released software to newbies |
| 01:24.05 | h3sp4wn | lart #ubuntu everyone using python sucks |
| 01:24.16 | h3sp4wn | @lart #ubuntu everyone using python sucks |
| 01:24.46 | h3sp4wn | @t |
| 01:24.47 | ravenbird | t is probably usually time or a suffix indicating "type", or true |
| 01:24.56 | h3sp4wn | @mad |
| 01:24.57 | ravenbird | methinks mad is Rob Leslie's MPEG Audio Decoder, GPL, at http://www.mars.org/home/rob/proj/mpeg/ |
| 01:25.07 | coma | !horny dog |
| 01:25.22 | coma | !lucas |
| 01:25.42 | coma | !george lucas |
| 01:25.50 | coma | !starwars] |
| 01:25.54 | coma | !starwars |
| 01:25.55 | dpkg | somebody said starwars was actually a movie about samurais in jamaica on the ganja (<LIM>) |
| 01:27.38 | h3sp4wn | !lamers |
| 01:27.39 | dpkg | lamers are ignorant fools |
| 01:27.49 | h3sp4wn | lol |
| 01:29.48 | coma | !rofl |
| 01:29.51 | coma | !owned |
| 01:29.52 | abattoir | !kubuntu |
| 01:29.52 | dpkg | OMG LOL WTF!!!! YOU GOT P0WNED!!!!!! (yes, you really sound that way) |
| 01:29.52 | dpkg | it has been said that kubuntu is ubuntu with kde instead of gnome, or #Kubuntu, or another debian ripoff |
| 01:30.02 | coma | !pwned |
| 01:30.02 | dpkg | i guess pwned is a typo. Learn how to type. See !1337 for more information. |
| 01:30.12 | coma | !l337 |
| 01:30.12 | dpkg | [l337] how lamers express cool when they *THINK* something is 'neet', also see 31337, leet, elite, or oliver |
| 01:30.12 | abattoir | !firefox |
| 01:30.13 | dpkg | from memory, firefox is the successor to Mozilla Navigator, or the best web browser EVER! apt-get install mozilla-firefox (just "firefox" for 1.5), or stew> greycat: echo "gtk-key-theme-name = "Emacs"" >> ~/.gtkrc-2.0 ; fixes the keybindings. see also <firefox support> |
| 01:31.00 | h3sp4wn | !xubuntu |
| 01:31.13 | h3sp4wn | !gay |
| 01:31.13 | dpkg | It's OK to fantasize about men and to enjoy anal stimulation. It doesn't mean you're "gay". So stop projecting your insecurities onto others. Using this term as a derogatory adjective is very offensive, so do not use it as such. If you continue acting like a child, expect to be devoiced. |
| 01:31.18 | coma | !haxxor |
| 01:31.20 | abattoir | !redhat |
| 01:31.22 | coma | !haxor |
| 01:31.23 | dpkg | a 'hacker' that elite... see also "hacking" |
| 01:31.26 | abattoir | !fedora |
| 01:31.26 | dpkg | it has been said that fedora is Red Hat-derived distribution of Linux, modelled after other community projects such as Debian and Gentoo. It is not directly supported by Red Hat itself. See http://fedora.redhat.com or #Fedora for more information, or http://www.arouse.net/despair-linux/fedora.jpg |
| 01:31.28 | coma | !hacking |
| 01:31.28 | dpkg | the art of hacking your ass with a midi tower case |
| 01:33.45 | coma | !munter |
| 01:35.06 | abattoir | !apple |
| 01:35.06 | dpkg | apple is, like, the best hardware company out there. They make much better processors than intelAMD, but unfortunately are a bit proprietary, or the most "proprietary" of all companies, ever... sucks. OSI approved, or the rooted os |
| 01:35.17 | abattoir | !jobs |
| 01:35.24 | abattoir | !steve |
| 01:35.25 | dpkg | rumour has it, steve is god |
| 01:35.25 | Melian | Jobs. Shhhh! He might hear you! |
| 01:35.38 | abattoir | !ipod |
| 01:35.39 | dpkg | i heard ipod is a purty silver and white or black box, definitely not bigger tha a bread box. Would be better if it supported some non-encumbered formats. apt-get install gtkpod, or see http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Alinux1394.org+ipod for proof that it really does work under linux. |
| 01:35.56 | abattoir | !debian |
| 01:35.56 | dpkg | i heard debian is http://www.debian.org. See http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/index.en.html#contents |
| 01:35.56 | Melian | it has been said that debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Please repeat that. |
| 01:38.02 | abattoir | !amazon |
| 01:38.02 | dpkg | i heard amazon is evil..... support independant bookstores...... http://www.powells.com, or see powells, or for info on the Amazon Boycott, see http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/amazon.html |
| 01:38.12 | abattoir | !gmail |
| 01:38.12 | dpkg | rumour has it, gmail is a web mail service from Google that is _still_ not supported by Konqueror.... http://isnoop.net/gmailomatic.php |
| 01:38.33 | abattoir | !msn |
| 01:38.33 | dpkg | hmm... msn is an abreviation for Microsoft Network. A nasty place where either the incredibaly stupid, or incredibably rich like. apparently now being used to mean just the instant messenger service |
| 01:38.57 | abattoir | !japan |
| 01:38.57 | dpkg | japan is probably a country in east asia |
| 01:39.02 | abattoir | !jp |
| 01:39.03 | dpkg | hmm... jp is Japan |
| 01:39.13 | abattoir | !bush |
| 01:39.14 | dpkg | i guess bush is chick plumbing, or the current President and the Dictator of the World, or a shrubbery, or a moron |
| 01:39.25 | abattoir | lol |
| 01:39.34 | abattoir | !blair |
| 01:40.05 | coma | !hussain |
| 01:40.19 | abattoir | !saddam |
| 01:40.19 | dpkg | hmm... saddam is a moron |
| 01:40.25 | abattoir | !osama |
| 01:40.26 | dpkg | osama is probably at Afghanistan |
| 01:41.16 | abattoir | !pizza |
| 01:41.16 | dpkg | pizza is, like, the prime geek fuel supply, if it is greasy. or a functional language for the Java virtual machine or at http://www.math.luc.edu/pizza/, or at http://www.hallopizza.de |
| 01:41.28 | abattoir | !java |
| 01:41.29 | dpkg | Sun's cross-platform OO language. Sun's Java licensing is extremely restrictive and forbids you from working on Java implementations or SDKs. Consider using free-java-sdk for applications such as Eclipse. Ask me about <java licensing> and <install java>. |
| 01:43.01 | abattoir | !wozniak |
| 01:43.08 | abattoir | !woz |
| 01:43.08 | dpkg | from memory, woz is Steve Wozniak, the god and one true creator of the Macintosh(tm)(r)(c) |
| 01:43.24 | abattoir | !ibm |
| 01:43.26 | dpkg | from memory, ibm is International Business Machines - a very spiffy company - who happens to make AIX, OS/400, OS/2, and other cool operating systems, not to mention some of the most superior hardware on the market.. I Blame Microsoft. I Buy Macintosh |
| 01:45.24 | abattoir | !baseball |
| 01:45.24 | dpkg | Confuscious say, "Baseball not true. Man with four balls CANNOT walk." |
| 01:45.24 | Melian | Confuscious say, "Baseball not true. Man with four balls CANNOT walk. |
| 01:45.40 | coma | !wrestling |
| 01:45.41 | dpkg | it has been said that wrestling is a pile of shit, but I love it! |
| 01:47.24 | coma | !boxing |
| 01:47.47 | abattoir | !f1 |
| 01:47.48 | dpkg | i guess f1 is a bunch of cars driving in circles, lots of crashes. BFW! |
| 01:47.56 | abattoir | !schumacher |
| 01:48.03 | abattoir | !nascar |
| 01:48.09 | abattoir | damn |
| 01:48.24 | abattoir | !godfather |
| 01:48.25 | dpkg | rumour has it, godfather is a good movie and shitty pizza |
| 01:49.52 | abattoir | !beer |
| 01:49.52 | dpkg | somebody said beer was liquid gold mate |
| 01:49.53 | Melian | beer is, like, a sad way to go through life |
| 01:50.04 | abattoir | !sleep |
| 01:50.04 | dpkg | well, sleep is For wimpy organic beings. Or, sleep is probably a poor substitute for coffee or for mortals or for the weak or the glory of the cowards and the un-caffeinateds. :-) or the activity of choice for the intelligent person or time which could be spent hacking the planet.. or .. whatever .. ZZzzzz ... fsck: warning: /dev/brain has gone countless hours without being checked. Check forced. zZZzzzz... *zonk* |
| 01:50.44 | abattoir | !minix |
| 01:50.45 | dpkg | methinks minix is at http://www.minix3.org, or see tanenbaum v torvalds |
| 01:50.54 | abattoir | !tanenbaum |
| 01:50.54 | dpkg | rumour has it, tanenbaum is the author of MINIX, one of the inspirations for linux, and a hobby unix clone used in classes taught by tanenbaum, or see tanenbaum v torvalds |
| 01:51.03 | abattoir | !tanenbaum v torvalds |
| 01:51.04 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, tanenbaum v torvalds is at http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/appa.html |
| 01:52.31 | abattoir | !dos |
| 01:52.32 | dpkg | i guess dos is denial of service or the OS with all the good games ;). Dodgy Operating System |
| 01:52.43 | abattoir | !osx |
| 01:52.44 | dpkg | rumour has it, osx is a nice mum-and-dad-grade unix |
| 01:52.54 | abattoir | !macintosh |
| 01:52.54 | dpkg | "I don't do .INI, .BAT, or .SYS files. I don't assign apps to files...I don't configure peripherals or networks before using them...I have a computer to do all that...I have a Macintosh!", or a computer you only act like you don't want because you can't afford it. |
| 01:53.57 | abattoir | !allen |
| 01:54.05 | abattoir | !paul allen |
| 01:54.20 | abattoir | !linspire |
| 01:54.20 | dpkg | it has been said that linspire is a "newbie-friendly" proprietary distribution with some Debian roots, giving KDE and a restricted selection of old packages for $100. it does NOT run windows applications, nor run anyone or anything as root (try Ark Linux for run-as-root) |
| 01:54.41 | abattoir | !knoppix |
| 01:54.41 | dpkg | Knoppix is _not_ Debian. Seek Knoppix help in freenode's #knoppix. Knoppix is a live CD distro which is <based on Debian>, useful as a rescue CD, to test hardware, and for situations where you have access to a computer but it isn't Debian. http://www.knoppix.com/ |
| 01:55.06 | abattoir | !xp |
| 01:55.06 | dpkg | Whoooz the man? Bubba is about to run away with your money again! Or ask me about ".NET". XP is not a brand name, it's an emoticon, or http://www.epic.org/privacy/consumer/microsoft/default.html, or <tarzeau> windows xp isn't modern! it's just new, or the best Linux and BSD compatible CPU currently out, or http://www.extremeprogramming.org/, or xtra pr0n, or http://www.mongoosepublishing.com/images/logos/paranoiaxp.jpg |
| 01:55.22 | abattoir | !.net |
| 01:55.22 | dpkg | when .NET system goes online, human decisions are removed from the office environment. It contains Application Center 2000, SQL server 2000, Exchange 2000, Host Integration Server 2000, BizTalk 2000, Commerce Server 2000. They seperate every single bit of simple operation into many buzzword-servers. Don't you hate your money? |
| 01:56.23 | abattoir | !vista |
| 01:56.23 | dpkg | from memory, vista is an operating system from microsoft. it's not on topic. |
| 01:56.28 | abattoir | !longhorn |
| 01:56.28 | dpkg | You know why it's called longhorn? Look at its logo: http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/ne/pg/fd/102703msft2.jpg, or wronghorn |
| 01:56.49 | abattoir | !wronghorn |
| 01:58.16 | abattoir | !office |
| 01:58.35 | coma | !viseo |
| 01:58.48 | abattoir | !adobe |
| 01:58.48 | dpkg | from memory, adobe is an array of lawyers. I could tell you what it means, but I'd have to Killu |
| 01:59.23 | abattoir | !macromedia |
| 01:59.23 | dpkg | macromedia, microsoft, what's the difference? |
| 01:59.34 | abattoir | !corel |
| 01:59.34 | dpkg | extra, extra, read all about it, corel is better answered at #corel, or see Libranet |
| 01:59.56 | abattoir | !qt |
| 01:59.56 | dpkg | somebody said qt was a cross-platform toolkit developed by TrollTech Inc, that works across UNIX (X11), Windows, and Mac (http://www.trolltech.com). To compile packages (mainly KDE) using it on Debian, try: --prefix=/usr --with-qt-dir=/usr/share/qt3 |
| 02:00.08 | abattoir | !trolltech |
| 02:00.09 | dpkg | somebody said trolltech was the company who makes qt |
| 02:00.24 | h3sp4wn | !troll |
| 02:00.24 | dpkg | from memory, troll is In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who posts rude or offensive messages on the Internet, such as in online discussion forums, to disrupt discussion or to upset its participants. "Troll" can also mean the message itself or be a verb meaning to post such messages. "Trolling" is also commonly used to describe the activity. |
| 02:00.35 | h3sp4wn | !best troll |
| 02:00.41 | h3sp4wn | !sux |
| 02:00.42 | dpkg | from memory, sux is su with xauth, to run X apps as root: http://fgouget.free.fr/sux/ or sucks, or "I have an exagerrated opinion about something I don't really know much about.", or apt-get install sux, or something that anyone who spells "sucks" as "sux" does. |
| 02:01.10 | h3sp4wn | !omg |
| 02:01.10 | dpkg | it has been said that omg is what ppl say when they see a printed copy of the CORBA specs. "OMG! IT'S HUGE!". Oh My God |
| 02:01.23 | h3sp4wn | !rofl |
| 02:01.26 | h3sp4wn | !ack |
| 02:01.27 | dpkg | *ACK* *ACK* *ACK* |
| 02:01.30 | h3sp4wn | !re |
| 02:01.30 | dpkg | re is, like, reverse engineering, or the note one tone above do, or an abbreviation from the latin meaning "concerning", or an abbreviation of reply used to prefix email subjects when replying, or 'rehi', ie. 'hello again', or an abbreviation for regular expressions. |
| 02:01.41 | h3sp4wn | !games |
| 02:01.41 | dpkg | i guess games is Some cool multiplayer games: koth, netris, quake, xevil, bzflag or the only piece of software that is allowed to be non-free, because they are more like an art form than a program, or http://www.uniball-central.com, or #gametome for newer games. WikiWikiWeb:LinuxGames, or http://www.mtp-target.org, jumpnbump, supertux, gtetrinet and pathogen, or nethack, or freeciv, or dopewars |
| 02:02.56 | abattoir | !ponies |
| 02:03.01 | abattoir | !pony |
| 02:03.17 | abattoir | !southpark |
| 02:03.18 | dpkg | it has been said that southpark is one of the most kik ass shows to grace the planet |
| 02:03.33 | abattoir | !mtv |
| 02:03.33 | dpkg | rumour has it, mtv is http://www.mpegtv.com, no official deb's. or an American cable TV channel that should have died circa 1990, or the key to a vast left-wing conspiracy to brainwash the american public |
| 02:04.20 | h3sp4wn | !burning |
| 02:04.30 | abattoir | !symantec |
| 02:04.34 | abattoir | !virus |
| 02:04.35 | dpkg | i guess virus is A program that makes unbidden copies of itself in order to proliferate. Usually plays a role either as graffiti or for malicious intent. or a working version of windows without windows =), or http://www.linuks.mine.nu/virus/ |
| 02:04.41 | h3sp4wn | !xor |
| 02:04.42 | dpkg | it has been said that xor is exclusive or - meaning that the only true value for this binary operator is when one and only one input is true ( the other value must be false ) |
| 02:05.06 | abattoir | !spyware |
| 02:05.54 | abattoir | !elvis |
| 02:05.54 | dpkg | methinks elvis is king, or an editor, or dead, or elvis lives |
| 02:06.13 | abattoir | !slashdot |
| 02:06.15 | dpkg | Slashdot Headlines (8 of 10): Northrop to Sell Laser Shield Bubble for Airports ;; Slashback: Wikipedia Correction, NASA Tape, BPI Rejected ;; Short Film About CERN's Large Hadron Collider ;; VMware Releases Server 1.0 ;; Ruby For Rails ;; Sony 'Anti-Used Game' Patent Explored ;; Inflatable Private Space Station Launched ;; What if Game Graphics Never Aged?. |
| 02:06.16 | Melian | Slashdot Headlines (7 of 10): Northrop to Sell Laser Shield Bubble for Airports ;; Slashback: Wikipedia Correction, NASA Tape, BPI Rejected ;; Short Film About CERN's Large Hadron Collider ;; VMware Releases Server 1.0 ;; Ruby For Rails ;; Sony 'Anti-Used Game' Patent Explored ;; Inflatable Private Space Station Launched. |
| 02:07.09 | h3sp4wn | !l33t |
| 02:07.10 | dpkg | Plz uze #debian-l33t 4 hlp in l33t !! U wud get m0re helpz their !!! lol L33t speakers, please use #debian-l33t for help in the l33t dialect. You will get much more help there. |
| 02:07.27 | dondelelcaro | please use /msg instead |
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| 15:18.32 | coma | !fag |
| 15:18.33 | dpkg | it has been said that fag is slang for a cigarette |
| 15:24.07 | coma | !largw |
| 15:24.11 | coma | !large |
| 15:24.15 | coma | !bbw |
| 15:24.20 | coma | !fart |
| 15:24.32 | coma | !hitler |
| 15:24.39 | coma | !bush |
| 15:24.39 | dpkg | bush is probably chick plumbing, or the current President and the Dictator of the World, or a shrubbery, or a moron |
| 15:25.05 | coma | !sex |
| 15:25.05 | dpkg | updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep |
| 15:25.05 | Melian | unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;unmount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped. |
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| 17:27.02 | jetscreamer | !bin2iso |
| 17:27.13 | jetscreamer | !info bin2iso |
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| 21:03.23 | Red-Sox | @t |
| 21:03.25 | ravenbird | methinks t is usually time or a suffix indicating "type", or true |
| 21:03.38 | Red-Sox | NO UBUGTU? |
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