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| 01:01.57 | bimberi | !automatix | 
| 01:01.58 | ubotu | hmm... automatix is unsafe, it overwrites configuration files, and does things like "echo -e 'ynYn'" that are considered risky. Please do not use it. There are alternative applications (see !easyubuntu), but it's often best to read the documentation. | 
| 01:02.28 | dererk | apt, cook jetscreamer | 
| 01:02.30 | apt | ACTION throws jetscreamer in a big pan with veggies inside and cooks jetscreamer on 350 for an hour | 
| 01:03.01 | jetscreamer | uh oh, the epa will get on you | 
| 01:05.20 | dererk | !epa ? | 
| 01:05.22 | ubotu | I haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, dererk | 
| 01:05.38 | dererk | Huh, what's that? XD | 
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| 03:04.12 | jetscreamer | !info mail | 
| 03:05.27 | dererk | apt, greet jetscreamer | 
| 03:05.28 | apt | ACTION dumps a bucket of cold oatmeal on jetscreamer | 
| 03:05.35 | dererk | getting fun? | 
| 03:05.37 | dererk | :) | 
| 03:05.54 | jetscreamer | !cannabalize dererk | 
| 03:05.54 | ubotu | jetscreamer: Syntax error in line 1. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ | 
| 03:06.04 | jetscreamer | !eat dererk | 
| 03:06.05 | ubotu | jetscreamer: parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ | 
| 03:06.07 | dererk | hohoho | 
| 03:06.34 | dererk | :( | 
| 03:06.44 | dererk | I greet you and you eat me? :-( | 
| 03:07.01 | dererk | apt, atomize jetscreamer | 
| 03:07.15 | dererk | bahh | 
| 03:07.19 | dererk | apt, fucking bot | 
| 03:07.22 | jetscreamer | oatmeal, eat... | 
| 03:07.25 | jetscreamer | !fuck bot | 
| 03:07.26 | ubotu | Some people juggle geese. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, jetscreamer | 
| 03:07.47 | dererk | lol Melian | 
| 03:07.51 | dererk | you are nasty XD | 
| 03:09.13 | jetscreamer | she learned it from dpkg | 
| 03:09.15 | jetscreamer | :o | 
| 03:09.33 | dererk | Naaaa | 
| 03:09.38 | dererk | dpkg, you suck! | 
| 03:09.38 | dpkg | Dream on, dererk.  These lips will never touch your flesh. | 
| 03:09.44 | dererk | lol | 
| 03:10.20 | dererk | dpkg, you stink! | 
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