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| 12:12.11 | *** topic/#asterisk-doc is [[ Documentation Project Chat Only ]] http://www.asteriskdocs.org || HELP IS IN #asterisk || I've got a fever, and the only thing that can cure it is more docs |
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| 16:49.04 | jsmith | Morning all... |
| 16:49.50 | cypromis | morn mr. smith |
| 16:50.24 | jsmith | Finished some AGI docs last night, so I"m happy. |
| 16:50.29 | cypromis | :) |
| 17:09.55 | jsmith | blitzrage: You there? |
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| 17:22.15 | jsmith | Alric! |
| 17:22.22 | Alric | Jared! |
| 17:22.26 | jsmith | It's about time you showed up -- I thought maybe you'd died! |
| 17:22.44 | Alric | Its been hellua busy. |
| 17:23.16 | jsmith | Hopefully that means you're making money... |
| 17:23.22 | Alric | Sadly, no. |
| 17:23.26 | jsmith | ... and not just fighting stupid problems |
| 17:23.28 | Alric | I'm doing work. |
| 17:23.33 | Alric | But these idiots aren't paying. |
| 17:23.45 | jsmith | I know how to fix that problem. |
| 17:23.50 | Alric | I'm about to be like |
| 17:24.03 | Alric | "Fine. You won't pay? Here's my retaliation." /etc/init.d/asterisk stop |
| 17:24.16 | Alric | And suddenly become unreachable until the bill comes in the mail. |
| 17:24.50 | jsmith | That reminds me of a story. |
| 17:24.57 | jsmith | There was once a guy who had a problem with his bank. |
| 17:25.10 | Alric | But yeah. I have no money to pay the Comptroller, they called asking about sales tax. And I have no money to pay myself for the month of March... |
| 17:25.27 | jsmith | They had made a mistake with his account, but couldn't seem to get anyone to listen to his problem. |
| 17:26.34 | jsmith | So, he rented a safe deposit box. |
| 17:26.58 | jsmith | Then wandered down to the local fish market, bought a nice fish, put it in a manilla envelope, and put it in his safe deposit box. |
| 17:27.10 | jsmith | About four days later, the bank called him complaining about the smell. |
| 17:27.14 | Alric | snicker |
| 17:27.34 | jsmith | That's when he said "Now that I have your attention... I'm having this small problem with my account that maybe you can clear up." |
| 17:27.46 | jsmith | Stopping Asterisk isn't the solution. |
| 17:28.09 | jsmith | Adding exten=>s,1,Playback("Do you know that the company you have called doesn't pay their bills?") |
| 17:28.23 | jsmith | ... now that would get their attention. |
| 17:28.32 | Alric | And get me sued! :P |
| 17:28.55 | jsmith | Then call the sherriff and come and reposess the system. |
| 17:29.06 | jsmith | That way, you can't be sued for it. |
| 17:29.55 | Alric | From the little I know of law, its a bit more complicated than that. |
| 17:36.09 | jsmith | Not really. |
| 17:36.56 | jsmith | As long as you have some kind of bill showing they have a balance, a sherriff should accompany you to repo the property. |
| 17:37.08 | jsmith | It's not nearly as complicated as you'd think it would be. |
| 17:37.46 | jsmith | And I know at least in Wyoming (and it should be this way in a lot of states) that if they're unwilling to part with the phone switch, you may take other things of value instead. |
| 17:41.07 | cypromis | your in WY ? |
| 17:48.59 | cypromis | hmm |
| 17:49.48 | jsmith | Well, I grew up in WY. |
| 17:50.49 | cypromis | no |
| 17:51.06 | cypromis | lol |
| 18:15.34 | Alric | Wy... Hmmm |
| 18:15.47 | Alric | I forgot there was civilization there. You got DSL in that cave? ;) |
| 18:20.22 | Alric | Crapola. |
| 18:20.32 | Alric | Just when I think this system is perfect, I find a critical flaw. |
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| 18:39.25 | Alric | Can you even have 2 phones working at the same time behind a NAT? |
| 18:39.44 | cypromis | you can |
| 18:39.58 | Alric | Without STUN or any session border controller? |
| 18:40.32 | Alric | Cause I have 2 phones here, behind nat, one trying to call the other, and the proxy is outside the nat. Phone 1 tries to call phone 2, but ends up calling itself... |
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| 18:53.47 | Alric | That scared the crap out of me. Heh. |
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| 19:38.09 | Supaplex | hi |
| 19:47.21 | jsmith | Howdy redG... welcome |
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| 20:25.51 | blitzrage | at least I was getting paid to do it! |
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| 20:54.54 | jsmith | Getting paid to ride your bike? |
| 20:55.10 | jsmith | With a t-berd in one hand and a 66-block punch-down tool in the other? |
| 21:05.31 | blitzrage | jsmith: yah... actually :) |
| 21:06.06 | jsmith | blitzrage: That's what I thought. |
| 21:06.22 | blitzrage | ok, shower time! |
| 21:06.32 | jsmith | You stink. Go get a shower. |
| 21:08.36 | blitzrage | woh! I just found $88! |
| 21:08.49 | blitzrage | apparently I got a GST refund cheque on April 5th |
| 21:11.48 | jsmith | How about that. |
| 21:11.51 | jsmith | You lucky devil. |
| 21:11.56 | jsmith | Now you can afford beer this weekend. |
| 21:21.49 | blitzrage | nah, gotta leave on Sunday and a ton of work to do before I leave... so probably no beer for me |
| 21:22.18 | blitzrage | not to mention, I shouldn't be spending money on beer when I have $38 in one account, and $88 in the other :) |
| 21:22.41 | blitzrage | (although that'll be changing as soon as I deposit this cheque I got today from Core Telecom) |
| 21:25.05 | jsmith | What, Jim's actually paying you to do his dirty work :-) |
| 21:25.20 | blitzrage | lol |
| 21:25.23 | blitzrage | yah :) |
| 21:25.44 | blitzrage | had to "deal" with 3 competitors today |
| 21:26.04 | blitzrage | ;) |
| 21:26.47 | jsmith | Oh yeah? "Deal with" as is interact with, or "deal with" as in out-manouver them? |
| 21:27.49 | blitzrage | "deal with" as in persuading them to no longer be a competitor... |
| 21:28.25 | blitzrage | although none of that is true.. I was really just working on phone systems ;) |
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