IRC log for #asterisk-dev on 20070908

21:43.18*** join/#asterisk-dev jbot (i=ibot@pdpc/supporter/active/TimRiker/bot/apt)
21:43.18*** topic/#asterisk-dev is Asterisk Development Discussion -=- http://www.asterisk.org/developers -=- IAX2/guest@misery.digium.com/asterisk-dev -=- Asterisk trunk: res_telepathy release expected October 2007 -=- Tier 2 and Tier 3.14159 support is in #asterisk -=- ast_atomic_fetchadd_int(&developers_engaged, +1); -=- This is still not tier 2 support. Actually, this is not a support channel at all!
21:43.29TimRikerjbot: save
21:43.29jbotsaved user and chan files
21:54.44*** join/#asterisk-dev tuxinator_linux (n=tuxinato@72.8.84.214)
22:01.59russellbyannj_fr: yes, that's fine
22:07.27putnopvutSo...what all can jbot do?
22:07.41Qwelleverything
22:07.48putnopvutjbot: clone me
22:07.49jbotACTION takes out his Cloner-2000 and starts making dozens of duplicates of putnopvut!
22:07.54putnopvutHell yeah!
22:08.27russellblol
22:08.35russellbjbot: spank me
22:08.36jbotACTION bends russellb over his knee and tatoos 'ibot' on russellb's pasty white buttocks.
22:08.53russellbjbot: compliment me
22:08.53jbotACTION compliments russellb for russellb
22:09.02russellbaw, the default action.
22:09.11putnopvutjbot: francais
22:09.11jbotVous pouvez obtenir de l'aide sur Debian sur le canal #debian-fr - For help in french, please join #debian-fr
22:09.18russellbjbot: snickerdoodle jbot
22:09.31russellbjbot: snickerdoodle putnopvut
22:09.39russellbhm, lame
22:09.54putnopvutsnickerdoodle. Isn't that a type of cookie?
22:10.11russellbyep, just seeing if it would take anything as an action
22:10.24putnopvutjbot: dance
22:10.24jbotSir! Too much booty in the pants, sir!
22:10.45russellb~thwart putnopvut
22:10.55russellbjbot: thwart putnopvut
22:10.59russellbdamn you bot
22:11.10russellbjbot: lart putnopvut
22:11.10jbotflings poo at putnopvut
22:11.19putnopvutjbot: shoot russelb
22:11.19jbotACTION shoots russelb in the head with a cork gun!
22:11.27russellbjbot: frag putnopvut
22:11.28jbotACTION readies the nuke launcher and fires some rounds at putnopvut
22:11.52putnopvutjbot: fix all the bugs in asterisk
22:11.52jbotACTION opens the hood of all the bugs in asterisk , looks inside and says "that'll be 500 dollars."
22:12.05russellbthat's it?
22:12.11russellbdamn, that's a deal
22:12.17putnopvutHe didn't fix it.
22:12.21putnopvutHe just looked.
22:13.03snuff-homemmm maybe coverity can help solve some :)
22:24.24yannj_frlol
22:25.17yannj_frdoes microsoft use jbot too? (for bugs)
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22:57.23*** mode/#asterisk-dev [+o mog] by ChanServ
23:33.58mvanbaakjbot: status
23:33.59jbotSince Mon Aug 20 13:04:13 2007, there have been 397 modifications, 2372 questions, 0 dunnos, 0 morons and 2016 commands.  I have been awake for 19d 10h 29m 46s this session, and currently reference 113550 factoids.  I'm using about 26600 kB of memory. With 0 active forks. Process time user/system 42929.35/1791.6 child 0/0.02
23:34.19mvanbaakjbot: compilestatus
23:34.23mvanbaakhhmm
23:39.39JerJerjbot: lart
23:39.52mvanbaakI want to get the compile status
23:40.24JerJerno clue - i just remember others using lart before - to be funny
23:40.30JerJerjbot: lart jerjer
23:40.30jboteats jerjer's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
23:40.57mvanbaakI know jbot can give information about the compile setup file did
23:42.00russellbmvanbaak: wrong bot
23:42.08russellbmvanbaak: that is MuffinBanker and he is just in #asterisk-commits
23:42.15mvanbaakah
23:42.18russellbs/Banker/Baker/
23:42.22mvanbaaktime to get some sleep ;)
23:44.15JerJercool i knows search and replace -   fuuunnn
23:44.17JerJerit
23:44.31JerJers/fuuunnn/sweeeet/
23:44.43putnopvutI think it'll only look back one message.
23:44.51JerJeroh
23:44.51putnopvuts/message/statement
23:45.11putnopvuts/s/b/
23:45.18JerJerit hates me
23:45.29JerJers/hates/loves/
23:45.33JerJerlol
23:45.53russellbjbot: thwack putnopvut
23:45.54jbotACTION hits putnopvut on the groin with a UNIX Manual
23:46.01putnopvutjbot: poop
23:46.01jbotACTION fertilizes the channel
23:46.05putnopvutlol
23:46.10mvanbaakgeez
23:46.22JerJerjbot:  lobotomy putnopvut
23:46.23jbotACTION pulls out a rusty saw to perform a lobotomy on putnopvut
23:46.34mvanbaakok
23:46.37russellbjbot: castrate putnopvut
23:46.38jbotACTION snaps her gloves and grabs her rusty razor, "now putnopvut, this will probably hurt so feel free to scream."
23:46.41mvanbaakI'm off to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz land
23:46.49putnopvutgood night!
23:46.52russellbcya mvanbaak
23:47.31russellbjbot: time
23:47.32jbotYou are educated stupid and therefore too dumb to understand nature's perfect time cube! (2007.09.08 23:47:32 GMT)
23:47.44russellbo.O
23:47.55russellbjbot: time CST
23:48.00putnopvutHmmm, that's an hour behind...
23:48.07putnopvutIt doesn't account for DST.
23:48.11russellblame
23:48.42russellbs/nk/nks/
23:48.53russellblame
23:49.01snuff-homeevil jbot
23:49.08putnopvutjbot: sell!
23:49.13russellbjbot: buy putnopvut
23:49.29putnopvutIs she going to use rusty money to buy me?
23:49.31russellbjbot: russellb
23:49.32jbot[russellb] Russell Bryant <russell@digium.com>. He is also kind of a big deal, people know him.
23:49.36russellblol
23:49.41putnopvutjbot: putnopvut
23:49.44snuff-homelol
23:49.49putnopvut...d'oh!
23:50.23russellbjbot: putnopvut
23:50.23jboti heard putnopvut is an elephant loving cheese turtle from nigeria
23:50.51putnopvutThat about sums it up.
23:51.23russellbjbot: forget putnopvut
23:51.23jbotrussellb: i forgot putnopvut
23:51.37putnopvutjbot: laugh
23:51.37jbotACTION rolls around on the floor laughing
23:52.52putnopvutjbot: trap russellb
23:52.52jbotACTION traps russellb in the attic!
23:53.46russellbjbot: die
23:53.47jbotACTION takes two shots to the head and crumples to the ground, lifeless.

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