| 00:01.13 | spldart | I feel a disturbance in the force... I am in trouble with the locals :~/ |
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| 03:12.31 | Constitution | woot, Quol lives |
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| 07:06.40 | ashvala | ~lart brad |
| 07:06.40 | purl | overclocks brad until brad burns out |
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| 14:55.51 | spldart | ~hurricane james |
| 14:58.52 | kierra | that speaks volumes |
| 15:02.43 | BulletCatcher | Only slightly relevant: Neil Young's "Like a Hurricane" is one of the few songs that became one of my all-time favorites from the very first time I heard it. |
| 15:04.42 | kierra | + |
| 15:05.22 | BulletCatcher | shoos kierra's cat from the keyboard |
| 15:11.08 | spldart | Oez_noez! Not a cat!!! AAAAAAACHCHOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| 15:42.05 | spldart | Anybody notice the two anchor women on the weather channel this morning seem to be wearing the same blouse/dress? Isn't that suppossed to piss off a girl? |
| 15:43.36 | BulletCatcher | They're professionals, but they are both seething beneath that smiling exterior. |
| 15:46.52 | Quol | Constitution: yup, I am still living :) how are ya buddy? |
| 15:48.44 | Quol | it still surprises me that people outside of Canada know about Neil Young...Heck, I know Canadians who don't even know who he is |
| 15:49.09 | Guest86149 | who? |
| 15:49.14 | Guest86149 | what?! |
| 15:49.17 | Guest86149 | uhoh |
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| 15:49.54 | Quol | lol..thought that was you scott |
| 15:50.07 | TheRedBaron | ~intruder scott |
| 15:50.07 | purl | ACTION points at scott and bawks "Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!" |
| 15:50.16 | scott | assumes the position |
| 15:50.33 | Quol | scott: getting ready for another lockout? |
| 15:51.15 | scott | my wife has me in lockout now... |
| 15:51.43 | Quol | ooh, that's normal though |
| 15:51.50 | Quol | I would have you locked out too if I was her |
| 15:52.28 | scott | :o |
| 15:53.05 | TheRedBaron | I'll take "ignorance is bliss" for $200 please |
| 15:53.49 | scott | esxi 5 is no longer free? |
| 15:53.56 | Quol | really? |
| 15:54.11 | scott | i get a "trial period" |
| 15:54.12 | scott | :( |
| 15:54.55 | BulletCatcher | Anyone old enough to remember the awesome music of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young from the 1970s ought to know who Neil Young is. |
| 15:55.35 | I_Died_Once | when you see the Southern Cross for the first time |
| 15:55.40 | scott | my earliest memories are from the 80s |
| 15:55.51 | BulletCatcher | That's Christopher Cross, I_Died_Once. |
| 15:55.57 | Quol | scott: you download it from here? https://my.vmware.com/web/vmware/evalcenter?p=free-esxi5&lp=default |
| 15:56.07 | scott | Quol: maybe |
| 15:56.08 | I_Died_Once | no its not |
| 15:56.21 | I_Died_Once | You understand now why you cam this way |
| 15:56.22 | BulletCatcher | It isn't Neil Young. |
| 15:56.23 | scott | Quol: also, it doesnt like it when the host only has 1gb of ram |
| 15:56.34 | Quol | apparently it may be fully unlocked (meaning vmotion and vsphere-able) for the trial period, then it goes into basic mode after that I believe |
| 15:56.38 | I_Died_Once | BulletCatcher - http://www.lyricsdepot.com/crosby-stills-nash/southern-cross.html |
| 15:56.48 | scott | Quol: ah ok |
| 15:57.09 | Quol | also - 5.1 is coming out |
| 15:57.32 | Quol | should be real soon...as they announced it monday I think |
| 15:58.08 | scott | i'm trying t migrate stuff off of a windows dc server running vmware server v1 |
| 15:58.19 | scott | i sh*t you not |
| 15:59.11 | Quol | scott: I believe you. In one of our old D.R. sites, we still have two domain controllers on VMWare server 2 under centos running |
| 15:59.25 | scott | lulz |
| 15:59.52 | Quol | every 8 months or so a bunch of us say "we should really fix this one day" :) |
| 15:59.59 | BulletCatcher | My apologies, I_Died_Once. Artists and songs sometimes get jumbled after all of these years. |
| 16:00.17 | I_Died_Once | S'all good |
| 16:00.22 | I_Died_Once | bit of a music buff myself |
| 16:00.30 | I_Died_Once | to say the least |
| 16:02.21 | BulletCatcher | I got to see the Southern Cross for the first time a few years ago while on vacation in the Caribbean. |
| 16:02.22 | kierra | BulletCatcher: Marrakesh Express |
| 16:03.35 | kierra | and Judy Blue Eyes |
| 16:03.37 | kierra | sigh |
| 16:03.57 | BulletCatcher | Let's all sing along: do do do do do do do do do do do! |
| 16:05.15 | BulletCatcher | (oops, need one more "do") |
| 16:10.50 | I_Died_Once | shoobie doobie do wop wop |
| 16:16.58 | scott | Quol: gah... minimum ram needed is 2gb |
| 16:17.00 | scott | :( |
| 16:29.38 | Quol | heh, I wouldn't think of deploying vmware with anything less than 8GB. Our main vmware cluster is composed of 15 hosts, 128GB RAM each at present :) |
| 16:33.27 | scott | just a pc i want to move some vms to |
| 16:33.35 | scott | temporary like |
| 16:40.44 | scott | are you still laughing at me? :) |
| 16:46.40 | kierra | BulletCatcher: |
| 16:50.22 | TheRedBaron | crap, my linux administration is rusty... |
| 16:51.32 | scott | rm -rf / * |
| 16:53.58 | TheRedBaron | oh yes, that's what i was looking for |
| 16:54.04 | TheRedBaron | ~rm -rf scott |
| 16:54.04 | purl | -rf scott is an unperson |
| 16:56.34 | scott | need beer |
| 16:59.17 | spldart | mmmMMMmmm beeeerr |
| 17:05.26 | spldart | scp Beer spldart@myfridge.com:scott@#kierra |
| 17:08.58 | Quol | scott: is that why my ISP keeps going down? it's admins are always drunk? |
| 17:28.55 | scott | Quol: perhaps :) |
| 17:29.44 | scott | Quol: someone decided it was a good idea to add extra disk to the nas |
| 17:30.03 | scott | disk io is so bad now imapd and pop3d are timing out |
| 17:30.17 | scott | that was at 10am |
| 17:30.31 | scott | i'm waiting for the email that someone got fired, but email is down :) |
| 17:30.42 | Quol | ouch... |
| 17:31.12 | Quol | well, I have been through those...so I feel and understand your pain all too well |
| 17:31.23 | scott | poor tech support dept is losing their minds |
| 17:33.01 | TheRedBaron | you mean randomly plugging drives into servers and arrays is a bad idea? |
| 17:33.06 | TheRedBaron | brb |
| 17:35.15 | kierra | TheRedBaron: do you have my large black with green snakish design mousepad??? |
| 17:36.14 | scott | :o |
| 17:36.16 | TheRedBaron | brad took it |
| 17:36.35 | TheRedBaron | ~blame brad |
| 17:36.35 | purl | ACTION blames brad (and Canada) for all the evil in the world |
| 17:37.02 | Quol | darn southpark references |
| 17:37.11 | scott | indeed |
| 17:40.36 | Quol | scott - what will I do without hockey this winter? |
| 17:43.13 | kierra | hmmm |
| 17:43.19 | kierra | i cant find it anywhere |
| 17:45.48 | Quol | scott: we are putting a new virtualized exchange infrastructure in place: 3 x VMWare 5.1 hosts, each with 256GB RAM, new dedicated SAN with ~150 TB space and ~40,000 IOPS |
| 17:46.11 | Quol | FC 16GB fabric too |
| 17:49.13 | TheRedBaron | sweet. just what i needed for an open relay! |
| 17:49.29 | Quol | lol |
| 17:50.18 | Quol | no, not open at all. in fact, there's no direct path to the net, all mail is relayed through our front-end anti-spam boxes (iron ports) |
| 17:50.59 | Quol | those things stop about 1 million spams/day for us...can't believe it |
| 17:51.40 | TheRedBaron | Quol: yea, we have the same boxes here |
| 17:52.03 | Quol | how do youi like them? over here, we have had great succes with them |
| 17:53.38 | TheRedBaron | I like the incoming filter. I've been trying to convince our exchange admin to hook up the outbound filter so we don't get blacklisted when people go to a website and put their username/password in.... |
| 17:54.24 | TheRedBaron | bbl - meeting time |
| 17:54.55 | scott | i had great success with postfix |
| 17:55.26 | scott | i think its still running at my previous company |
| 17:55.36 | scott | yep |
| 17:55.37 | scott | http://scanner.trilliummutual.com/ |
| 17:55.56 | scott | http://scanner.trilliummutual.com/cgi-bin/mailgraph.cgi |
| 17:56.16 | Quol | ya - we filter both directions, as well as have all applications send to a dedicated internal postfix which I have policyd configured to park abusers (based on unique senders), and a custom python thing that lets the e-mails trickle out every 15 minutes. |
| 17:58.10 | Quol | we also have the iron-ports use a different external IP for the application mail...just so the main IP's don't get banned in case an app does something stupid (which has happend to us before) |
| 17:59.57 | Quol | scott: what do you use for spam detection? spamassasin or soemthing? |
| 18:00.54 | scott | yes |
| 18:00.57 | scott | plus greylisting |
| 18:23.14 | kierra | omw....scott, i read that as greystring |
| 18:23.25 | brad | ~smack TheRedBaron |
| 18:23.25 | purl | ACTION smacks TheRedBaron upside the head. |
| 18:27.31 | scott | ~blame TheRedBaron |
| 18:27.31 | purl | ACTION blames TheRedBaron (and Canada) for all the evil in the world |
| 18:28.03 | scott | kierra: did you get your 50 shades of grey loaded onto your ebook reader? |
| 18:38.32 | kierra | you dont want to know what i thought at first |
| 18:40.41 | scott | ? |
| 18:40.57 | scott | thought of the book? |
| 18:41.07 | scott | http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/08/28/1624231/bill-the-science-guy-nye-says-creationism-is-not-appropriate-for-children |
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| 19:42.46 | TheRedBaron | Quol: Yea, thats what i/we want to do. |
| 19:49.52 | Quol | soundhound or shazam? |
| 19:51.20 | TheRedBaron | the filter outbound and throttle large volumes of e-mail automatically and flag the exchange admin |
| 19:54.06 | scott | customer "Why cant i sent x0gb files in email?" |
| 19:54.15 | scott | me "You're doing it wrong." |
| 19:55.59 | Quol | scott: do you ever get the "but I am only trying to send one file...its just one file?" remark? |
| 19:57.11 | scott | no |
| 19:57.28 | scott | i'm already hanging up at that point :) |
| 19:57.32 | Quol | lol |
| 19:58.06 | Quol | do the dilbert "hello tech support...shut up..reboot...by" thing! :) |
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| 23:32.12 | allejo | ~nag brad |
| 23:32.13 | purl | ACTION takes brad to a child day care and gives all the children poking sticks |
| 23:32.27 | allejo | to this day, I still don't have a functional gu league website -.-' |
| 23:32.38 | allejo | ~lart brad |
| 23:32.38 | purl | hereby declares brad a troll |
| 23:33.14 | allejo | executes 'chmod 777 brad' and tells the whole world |
| 23:35.31 | ashvala | Allejo, chmod +x && ./brad.sh should execute brad. *runs after making a poor pun* |