| 00:00.10 | kierra_away | ~tickle scott |
| 00:00.11 | purl | ACTION jumps on scott, yelling "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!" |
| 00:00.23 | kierra_away | ~whois skintex |
| 00:00.29 | kierra_away | oops |
| 00:00.42 | kierra_away | not on |
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| 00:59.31 | mviron | rings the doorbell |
| 01:13.53 | mviron | turns out the lights, guessing no one is home |
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| 02:58.13 | gn00bie | CBG`: please see the movie - it is a good one |
| 02:58.23 | gn00bie | busy mom :) |
| 02:58.29 | gn00bie | end ~shake, notice it was under 6 hours ;) |
| 02:58.38 | kierra | hello gn00bie :) |
| 02:59.44 | gn00bie | :) |
| 02:59.57 | gn00bie | let me know if you need to be pampered ;) |
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| 03:03.38 | orange | ~route TheRedBaro1 |
| 03:03.39 | purl | ACTION reboots TheRedBaro1's router 8 times in a row |
| 03:04.37 | gn00bie | ~peel orange |
| 03:04.38 | purl | ACTION takes a knife and cuts all the skin off an orange |
| 03:04.50 | gn00bie | prays that the problem he has set up is convergent |
| 03:05.35 | kierra | is getting an itchy kick hand |
| 03:05.46 | orange | ~scratch kierra |
| 03:05.46 | purl | ACTION shreds kierra's backside |
| 03:05.54 | gn00bie | hides |
| 03:06.13 | gn00bie | but adding J&J talcum powder to the mix might help the itch, no? |
| 03:06.18 | orange | oh man |
| 03:06.28 | gn00bie | disclaimer - I am no expert on such things |
| 03:11.10 | kierra | orange!!!! |
| 03:11.23 | kierra | I'd expect that from scott! |
| 03:11.38 | orange | kierra: I didn't know, honest |
| 03:11.49 | orange | I mean, itch, scratch, it seemed natural |
| 03:13.23 | kierra | sniff |
| 03:14.15 | gn00bie | orange: thanks for drawing fire away from me ;) |
| 03:14.19 | gn00bie | I appreciate it very much' |
| 03:14.20 | orange | it's always a roll of the dice with purl |
| 03:14.43 | gn00bie | roll the dice, don't think twice as we crush! crush 'em! |
| 03:15.20 | orange | kierra: did you figure out who was shooting? |
| 03:19.53 | gn00bie | notes the attempt to change the topic |
| 03:21.27 | orange | ~silence gn00bie |
| 03:21.27 | purl | ACTION shoves an apple in gn00bie's mouth, shoves a spit through ... well, uhm, anyway ... then builds a nice fire and starts roasting |
| 03:22.02 | kierra | no orange |
| 03:22.12 | orange | I actually really truly was curious |
| 03:22.23 | kierra | but the owner of the farm behind us has grandkids that hunt |
| 03:22.27 | orange | I mean, people coming on your property and shooting... not good, especially with kids around |
| 03:22.47 | kierra | i dont believe it was on our property actually....just very close |
| 03:22.53 | orange | ah, ok |
| 03:23.03 | kierra | if it happens tomorrow....I'm going out there to see who it is |
| 03:23.09 | orange | wear orange |
| 03:23.20 | kierra | ok |
| 03:23.59 | orange | would suck if you got shot, you know |
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| 03:32.41 | kierra | yeah, well, we all gotta go sometime |
| 03:32.55 | kierra | :) |
| 03:33.06 | kierra | i'll be careful, I promise |
| 03:35.27 | Grumpfy | hey kierra! :) |
| 03:41.36 | gn00bie | 22:21 < orange> would suck if you got shot, you know ----> I agree wit you |
| 03:42.08 | orange | suckup |
| 03:43.33 | gn00bie | there is nothing wrong with that |
| 03:43.40 | gn00bie | it is cold in the doghouse :P |
| 03:48.57 | orange | only if you live in Syracuse |
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| 03:51.04 | Valumzie | ~lart scott |
| 03:51.04 | purl | beats scott severely about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken |
| 03:51.10 | gn00bie | Valumzie: do you know where your mom is? :P |
| 03:51.30 | Valumzie | gn00bie: yup; she left for South FL this morning :D |
| 03:51.59 | gn00bie | and I have been given an address where I can send a letter in south FL :D |
| 03:52.08 | gn00bie | and a name :D |
| 03:52.08 | Valumzie | sure |
| 03:52.13 | Valumzie | riiiiight |
| 03:52.14 | Valumzie | :P |
| 03:52.16 | gn00bie | mice |
| 03:52.19 | gn00bie | it did not work at all |
| 03:52.24 | Valumzie | :D |
| 03:52.28 | Valumzie | I am not that blond :P |
| 03:52.41 | gn00bie | you have to be a little bit more gullible, otherwise it is no fun |
| 03:52.58 | Valumzie | I would need a lot more whiskey then :) |
| 03:53.16 | gn00bie | :) |
| 03:53.44 | gn00bie | your MiL says she is filling itchy, do we get some talcum in her pampers? |
| 03:55.01 | Valumzie | yeah, she might need some |
| 03:55.05 | Valumzie | excellent idea! |
| 03:56.35 | gn00bie | but you see, I do not have the courage to deliver it :P |
| 04:00.25 | Valumzie | well, I know the pampers command, but then how to add talcum? |
| 04:00.39 | gn00bie | umm, I can do that |
| 04:00.47 | gn00bie | ~pamper purl |
| 04:00.47 | purl | ACTION towels purl dry and puts purl in a fresh clean pair of Pampers(TM)! |
| 04:01.34 | gn00bie | purl: no pamper $1 is <action> towels $1 dry, puts talcum powder on $1's butt, and puts $1 in a fresh clean pair of Pampers(TM)! |
| 04:01.35 | purl | gn00bie: okay |
| 04:01.40 | gn00bie | ~pamper purl |
| 04:01.40 | purl | ACTION towels purl dry, puts talcum powder on purl's butt, and puts purl in a fresh clean pair of Pampers(TM)! |
| 04:05.14 | kierra | gn00bie: ping |
| 04:05.22 | orange | a pre-kick ping |
| 04:07.04 | gn00bie | kierra: pong |
| 04:07.05 | gn00bie | orange: :P |
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| 04:59.29 | gn00bie | orange: if anything bad happens to me because of the whole pampering mess, I am going to ~blame you :P |
| 04:59.48 | gn00bie | remember, facts do not get in the way of a good (cover-up) story |
| 05:00.05 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: what is Niak niak niak anyway? |
| 05:00.19 | Grumpfy | uh....why? |
| 05:01.47 | orange | gn00bie: but I'm more believable |
| 05:01.54 | Grumpfy | gn00bie: it's nothing.....but I like say that when I laugh |
| 05:02.59 | gn00bie | orange: I know :( |
| 05:03.08 | gn00bie | you somehow win out in the credibility department |
| 05:03.32 | gn00bie | though I might have the DoDa weapon to deploy when she comes back and is inclined to market me on ##kierra |
| 05:03.51 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: you laugh? |
| 05:04.36 | Grumpfy | yup |
| 05:04.54 | gn00bie | orange: perhaps kierra needs to understand that even though you may have been domesticated many a moons back, you are still a tiger like me *rawr* |
| 05:05.05 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: are you grumpy when you laugh? |
| 05:06.01 | orange | time for this kitty to go to bed |
| 05:06.49 | gn00bie | grumbles on |
| 05:08.46 | Grumpfy | gn00bie: something like that I think! :P |
| 05:08.51 | Grumpfy | niak niak niak! |
| 05:08.54 | Grumpfy | ;) |
| 05:16.58 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: some say that your laughter can only be heard by the cats |
| 05:17.11 | gn00bie | ndim: maybe The Stig is Grumpfy? |
| 05:20.56 | Grumpfy | gn00bie: who did you tell such things? |
| 05:24.21 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: I blame Valumzie - she tells me all these things |
| 05:24.42 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: the other day Valumzie told me that her mother did not do a good job of raising her, and I have met her mom! she is fabulous! |
| 05:25.52 | ndim | Morning everyone |
| 05:26.06 | ndim | gn00bie: I don't think so. |
| 05:26.14 | Grumpfy | gn00bie: mouhahahahaha |
| 05:26.55 | Grumpfy | gn00bie: Yes she is! :P |
| 05:27.08 | ndim | Meh. It is cold outside. I am cold, and I have a cold. |
| 05:27.13 | ndim | np: Albert Collins - Cold Cold Feeling |
| 05:27.43 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: so next time, can you tell Valumzie's mom that her daughter is telling bad things about her to people? |
| 05:28.23 | gn00bie | Valumzie also calls her old and forgetful |
| 05:29.04 | ndim | Those might just be facts. |
| 05:29.25 | Grumpfy | gn00bie: LOL.......of course I will tell her! |
| 05:29.26 | Grumpfy | :P |
| 05:29.47 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: I owe you 20 dollars :P |
| 05:29.49 | gn00bie | thanks! |
| 05:30.13 | ndim | puts Grumpfy in a white leather racing suit, white racing gloves and helmet |
| 05:30.27 | ndim | gn00bie: SOrry, but I don't think the sizes match. |
| 05:30.34 | gn00bie | ndim: you might be right, but we are not on a factfinding mission here, unlike Hans Blitz, we don't care, we just want war |
| 05:30.46 | gn00bie | ndim: I have been told Grumpfy is a tall girl |
| 05:31.43 | Grumpfy | gn00bie: oki....im waiting for the 20 dollars then! :D |
| 05:31.57 | ndim | I think the Stig had a WHR >> 1. |
| 05:32.08 | ndim | Which does not match. |
| 05:32.32 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: consider it in your bank account once you meet Valumzie's mom :D |
| 05:32.34 | ndim | goes fetch more hot milk. |
| 05:32.43 | gn00bie | ndim: you are such a killjoy :P |
| 05:32.49 | Grumpfy | of course! |
| 05:33.19 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: we have a deal then, you know where to find me once the mission has been accomplished |
| 05:33.36 | ndim | drives down to .ch, waits for Grumpfy to get back home, and starts a conspiracy against gn00bie with her. |
| 05:33.58 | gn00bie | there is a bonus available in case you want it, feel free to add stuff Valumzie does not say about her |
| 05:34.10 | gn00bie | ndim: I am harmless :P conspire against catay |
| 05:34.18 | Grumpfy | lol |
| 05:37.16 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: I drive a made in australia car in the summer time |
| 05:39.31 | Grumpfy | Ah! |
| 05:39.54 | Grumpfy | An Holden? |
| 05:40.11 | ndim | rebranded Holden Monaro |
| 05:43.13 | gn00bie | Grumpfy: yeah, the holden :) |
| 05:43.52 | ndim | Grumpfy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBAdmfq6sRk |
| 05:47.16 | ndim | "a triumph of torque over intelligence" |
| 05:48.18 | gn00bie | me to a t :) |
| 05:56.16 | gn00bie | turn stove off in 14 minutes |
| 05:58.08 | gn00bie | onions chopped |
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| 06:33.59 | gn00bie | minor accident in kitched knocked the main circuit breaker :P |
| 06:34.04 | gn00bie | hopefully all is good |
| 06:35.17 | ndim | lol |
| 06:35.53 | ndim | Tried to fry the onions on an electric arc? |
| 06:38.02 | gn00bie | no, a pan boiled over |
| 06:38.20 | gn00bie | and somehow caused a shortcircuit, the gas stove is electrically ignited |
| 06:38.57 | gn00bie | but it seems to be working OK now, so not sure what happened, I think the water boiled over and go to the air take (which is located right next to the 4 burners!) |
| 06:39.04 | ndim | erk |
| 06:39.41 | gn00bie | imagine my surprise when suddenly the apartment goes dark |
| 06:39.51 | gn00bie | first things first, turn the gas flow off |
| 06:40.38 | gn00bie | I think this was a near death experience :P |
| 06:41.36 | ndim | It's handy to always have a flashlight near you. |
| 06:41.52 | ndim | Preferably one where the switch is mostly gas tight |
| 06:42.03 | gn00bie | yeah, I keep one in the medicine cabinet |
| 06:42.09 | gn00bie | and check it once a month |
| 06:42.09 | ndim | I love my head lamp. |
| 06:42.55 | ndim | OK... shopping list: Bosch type car fuses 8Amps and 16Amps, and one replacement rear window heater switch+timer. |
| 06:44.19 | ndim | When the fuse for the rear window heating broke, I had to move the fuse from the electric roof to the heater, because there were no others left :) |
| 06:44.29 | gn00bie | lol :) |
| 06:46.01 | ndim | My dad had wisely kept around some fuses from 30 years ago... but the had started corroding in the mean time, and were 8A instead of 16A. |
| 06:46.07 | ndim | s/the had/they had/ |
| 06:46.29 | gn00bie | your dad has not meant rustproofing compounds? |
| 06:46.35 | gn00bie | spray, put in a plastic bag, keep |
| 06:46.50 | ndim | They were in the original plastic wrapper from Bosch of the time. |
| 06:46.51 | gn00bie | s/meant/met/ |
| 06:47.00 | ndim | Plastic which has aged and thus broken. |
| 06:47.03 | gn00bie | original dunnage is good for maybe 1 year of storage |
| 06:47.14 | gn00bie | I have a friend who is a packaging "engineer" if you will |
| 06:47.26 | ndim | And I dropped the single replacement 16A fuse down some hole into the guts of the car where no one will ever find it again. |
| 06:48.13 | gn00bie | your dad is wise, but not a packaging engineer I guess :) |
| 06:48.31 | ndim | nope. Theoretical physicist with a doctorate. |
| 06:48.36 | ndim | Emphasis on the theory. |
| 06:48.55 | ndim | And, have I mentioned... very theoretical? |
| 06:49.16 | gn00bie | lol |
| 06:49.25 | gn00bie | yes, I think you have |
| 06:49.36 | ndim | One of the people who like to make things 200% or 500% proof while forgetting or willfully ignoring that they forgot to make one crucial link even 20% proof. |
| 06:51.49 | ndim | Anyway... a trip to Mercedes has been scheduled. No replacement gearboxes or diffs on the shopping list, though. :) |
| 06:53.43 | gn00bie | that is good |
| 06:54.21 | gn00bie | the diffs and trannies are basically designed for infinite life save for the lube oil and shaft seals |
| 06:54.44 | gn00bie | shaft seals _will_ go bad, it is a question of when, not if, and if ignored can take the whole diff/tranny out with it |
| 06:56.13 | ndim | The post 1975 milspec Unimogs had a system pressurizing the whole transmission/axle/diff/etc. assembly with compressed air when in 4WD, to prevent anything from the outside getting in while fording streams or rivers. |
| 06:56.35 | ndim | They anticipated broken seals. |
| 07:00.26 | ndim | Anyway... gotta go. |
| 07:00.34 | ndim | good night everyone :) |
| 07:01.26 | ndim | ~weather EDDS |
| 07:01.31 | ndim | ~metar EDDS |
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| 11:57.06 | quantumdot | g'morning kierra |
| 11:57.12 | quantumdot | i sent you a gumail |
| 11:57.36 | quantumdot | let know if ATG had any success on his search |
| 11:57.49 | quantumdot | now I need to go back to work |
| 12:02.58 | kierra | ty qd |
| 12:03.17 | kierra | good to see you. :) |
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| 14:16.52 | Valumzie | does blink |
| 14:16.58 | Valumzie | yay! I made him leave! |
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| 14:18.31 | scott | crazy for yououuooooo |
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| 15:23.19 | orange | ndim: do you wonder why the fuses keep blowing? |
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| 15:47.02 | ndim | orange: With that type of fuses, and the electrucity consuming parts connected to it... no. |
| 15:47.57 | orange | the fuses are designed to fail under normal operation? |
| 15:48.57 | ndim | orange: The timing relay switch is b0rked, so someone probably kept the rear window heater on for extended periods of time, during a hot summer day in a traffic jam, so the magnetic coupling from the crankshaft to the fan had to be engaged as well... |
| 15:49.15 | ndim | ...which would make the fuse blow after an overload for an extended period of time. |
| 15:49.51 | orange | ndim: indeed, so you're fixing the problem as well as the fuse |
| 15:52.13 | ndim | The fuses are designed to blow under more than their design value after a longer time. |
| 15:52.35 | ndim | Which could be the fault of that timing relay switch not switching off |
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| 16:19.38 | scott | no trb today? |
| 16:19.53 | Valumzie | scott: he is too addicted to that stupid game you introduced him to |
| 16:20.14 | scott | thats why i said i was sorry last week :) |
| 16:20.38 | scott | just wait when he joins the corporation... |
| 16:20.47 | scott | you wont see him again |
| 16:22.30 | Valumzie | does big sigh |
| 16:22.41 | Valumzie | he keeps repeating its the silliest game on earth, though b |
| 16:22.45 | Valumzie | but keeps playing it :P |
| 16:22.49 | scott | i know |
| 16:22.53 | scott | its like that |
| 16:22.57 | Valumzie | pretty funny to watch and make fun of :D |
| 16:23.08 | scott | the learning curve is really steep |
| 16:23.14 | scott | but after that... |
| 16:23.19 | Valumzie | hehe |
| 16:23.33 | gn00bie | Valumzie: I found your wedding invite while cleaning up |
| 16:23.59 | Valumzie | gn00bie: are you coming? :P |
| 16:25.13 | gn00bie | Valumzie: 1 day late :P |
| 16:25.25 | Valumzie | oh, that will be fine |
| 16:25.29 | orange | all the speed in the world can't beat slackness |
| 16:25.32 | Valumzie | you can meet my mommy during brunch |
| 16:25.37 | Valumzie | :D |
| 16:25.45 | gn00bie | yes, I think I can :D |
| 16:25.58 | gn00bie | orange: I blame Supandi for that debacle |
| 16:33.12 | Valumzie | ~Supandi+- |
| 16:33.13 | Valumzie | :P |
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| 16:35.06 | gn00bie | Valumzie: if you read the backlog from last night, there is something you will notice |
| 16:41.11 | Valumzie | last night when? |
| 16:43.11 | gn00bie | Valumzie: :P |
| 16:43.20 | gn00bie | sometime after midnight |
| 16:43.35 | gn00bie | I might have managed to bribe Grumpfy! :) |
| 16:44.08 | Valumzie | oh |
| 16:44.09 | Valumzie | cheeze |
| 16:44.11 | Valumzie | thats bad :P |
| 16:44.39 | orange | gn00bie: can't take responsibility for your own slackness? That's bad |
| 16:46.14 | gn00bie | orange: what happened to your apple? |
| 16:46.39 | gn00bie | Valumzie: why is it bad? :P |
| 16:47.35 | Valumzie | well, I am a lil suspicious when people try to contact my mother |
| 16:47.36 | Valumzie | :P |
| 16:49.40 | gn00bie | Valumzie: :P be afraid, be very afraid ;) |
| 16:49.50 | orange | gn00bie: worms |
| 16:49.50 | Valumzie | I am, indeed |
| 16:51.00 | gn00bie | orange: are you identified? |
| 16:51.19 | *** mode/##kierra [+o orange] by ChanServ |
| 16:51.20 | gn00bie | orange: apple = @ in front of your handle, that gives you power to kick ;) |
| 16:51.31 | orange | indeed I was not, darn netsplits |
| 16:51.52 | gn00bie | I am eagle eyed, and I am never late for marriages, unless Supandi is involved |
| 16:52.12 | gn00bie | Valumzie: you think Grumpfy will do it? |
| 16:52.21 | Valumzie | I dont think so |
| 16:52.23 | Valumzie | she is too shy |
| 16:52.24 | Valumzie | :) |
| 16:52.38 | gn00bie | I offered her 20 bucks with a possible bonus |
| 16:53.11 | Valumzie | not enough :P |
| 16:53.57 | gn00bie | I do not mind spending for a good cause |
| 16:54.05 | *** kick/##kierra [gn00bie!n=mdw@about/essy/gummy/orange] by orange (thanks for the reminder!) |
| 16:54.15 | Valumzie | lol |
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| 16:54.23 | gn00bie | orange: :P to you too |
| 16:54.26 | orange | :-) |
| 16:54.43 | gn00bie | Valumzie: I have a $150 allocation for this project |
| 16:54.51 | Valumzie | oh my word... |
| 16:54.55 | Valumzie | that is getting pretty scary |
| 16:55.26 | orange | Valumzie: are you aware that you're as far away from Orlando as you are from Atlanta? |
| 16:55.51 | Valumzie | orange: yes, I am aware. But I have not yet driven to atlanta |
| 16:56.35 | gn00bie | oh atlanta is fun, pedal to the metal! |
| 16:57.04 | ndim | Unless Russia starts invading Georgia again. |
| 16:57.57 | gn00bie | true dat |
| 17:04.17 | orange | yeah, that was scary |
| 17:04.31 | orange | I had to go to Wal-Mart to buy some more ammo |
| 17:05.33 | gn00bie | if someone had a sense of humor, South Carolina would rename itself to russia |
| 17:05.40 | gn00bie | South Carolina is sort of a lame name anyway |
| 17:05.52 | Valumzie | hehe |
| 17:07.11 | ndim | gn00bie: A sense of humor in the South? A sense of rumor perhaps. |
| 17:07.31 | Pimpi_ | is still wondering about the fact that there are places in the world where you can buy ammo at a wal-mart |
| 17:07.37 | gn00bie | ndim: true, who am I kidding |
| 17:07.56 | gn00bie | Pimpi_: go to pakistan, you can buy ammo wherever |
| 17:08.49 | Pimpi_ | at least that is pakistan |
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| 17:17.44 | *** mode/##kierra [+o kierra] by ChanServ |
| 17:18.00 | gn00bie | kierra: :) |
| 17:18.08 | kierra | hello gn00bie :) |
| 17:18.09 | gn00bie | ~pamper orange |
| 17:18.10 | purl | ACTION towels orange dry, puts talcum powder on orange's butt, and puts orange in a fresh clean pair of Pampers(TM)! |
| 17:18.22 | gn00bie | today is pamper orange day ;) |
| 17:18.22 | kierra | oh dear |
| 17:19.02 | kierra | so this purl for pamper did away with massages, 7 course meals etc??? |
| 17:19.13 | gn00bie | ~factinfo cmd: pamper (.*?) |
| 17:19.13 | purl | cmd: pamper (.*?) -- last modified 13h 17m 38s ago by gn00bie!n=asharma@cpe-67-246-121-245.twcny.res.rr.com; it has been requested 21 times, last by gn00bie, 1m 3s ago. |
| 17:19.20 | gn00bie | ~factinfo cmd: pampers (.*?) |
| 17:19.20 | purl | cmd: pampers (.*?) -- created by orange <n=mdw@about/essy/gummy/orange> 6d 22h 52s ago; it has been requested 4 times, last by gn00bie, 6d 1h 39m 45s ago. |
| 17:19.53 | gn00bie | I rest my case |
| 17:20.19 | gn00bie | kierra: the seven course meal would only make you fat, so it had to be done away with, yes |
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| 17:20.42 | kierra | fat?!?!?!?! |
| 17:21.27 | gn00bie | but without the seven course meal, you can stay slim and trim |
| 17:25.46 | ndim | . o O ( dog house ) |
| 17:25.56 | Manu | hugs kierra |
| 17:30.02 | gn00bie | ndim: thanks, I needed that like I need a hole in my head ;) |
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| 17:37.57 | kierra | ty Manu....i needed that |
| 17:41.50 | gn00bie | rosenrot |
| 17:49.02 | *** kick/##kierra [gn00bie!n=jolie@c-98-230-5-184.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] by kierra (cuz its overdue) |
| 17:50.41 | *** join/##kierra gn00bie (n=asharma@cpe-67-246-121-245.twcny.res.rr.com) |
| 17:50.44 | gn00bie | kierra: :P thanks |
| 17:52.33 | Valumzie | ~gn00bie++ |
| 17:52.41 | gn00bie | Valumzie: :P |
| 17:52.51 | Valumzie | :) |
| 17:52.58 | Valumzie | gn00bie: do you have any job for me? |
| 17:55.30 | gn00bie | Valumzie: depends |
| 17:56.31 | Valumzie | oh? |
| 17:57.24 | gn00bie | depends on weather you are expecting a payment ;) |
| 17:57.44 | Valumzie | my bank account would be very grateful for a payment :P |
| 17:57.58 | gn00bie | :P you chose the wrong time to graduate |
| 17:58.03 | gn00bie | nothing came out of fourbucks? |
| 17:58.19 | Valumzie | not yet |
| 17:58.23 | Valumzie | :P |
| 17:59.33 | gn00bie | looking for a job in this environment is bound to be.. interesting |
| 17:59.52 | gn00bie | ok, I have a day job for you, tell your mom the things you have told me about her |
| 17:59.55 | Valumzie | gn00bie: you have found the perfect day to be so honest and direct :) |
| 18:00.00 | Valumzie | gn00bie: :P |
| 18:00.06 | gn00bie | and the 20 bucks that was going to go to Grumpfy, you can have it |
| 18:00.15 | Valumzie | lol |
| 18:00.15 | gn00bie | bonus 40 bucks if you can make your mom cry |
| 18:00.21 | Valumzie | :P |
| 18:01.11 | gn00bie | or you could try and do a hostile takeover of kierra's business? |
| 18:01.26 | Valumzie | :D |
| 18:01.49 | scott | kierra works?! |
| 18:02.26 | gn00bie | scott: yes, very hard actually |
| 18:02.39 | gn00bie | Valumzie: if you need some ammo for the hostile takeover, orange might be able to help |
| 18:02.59 | Valumzie | or I could just drive to Walmart myself :D |
| 18:04.04 | gn00bie | that would cost money |
| 18:04.09 | Valumzie | true |
| 18:04.13 | gn00bie | and then you would have to pay for the ammo too, more money |
| 18:04.17 | gn00bie | cheaper to ask orange for help |
| 18:04.23 | Valumzie | orange: do you need my address so you can send me some ammo? :D |
| 18:04.25 | scott | gn00bie: she works on irc? :) |
| 18:05.09 | gn00bie | scott: I am not at liberty to say |
| 18:05.26 | gn00bie | Valumzie: or you could try and stay in school |
| 18:05.35 | Valumzie | gn00bie: :P |
| 18:05.51 | scott | i hear MIT is cheap |
| 18:06.06 | gn00bie | the MIT commute would be too long |
| 18:06.23 | gn00bie | Valumzie: last but not the least, you could rob your parents |
| 18:06.30 | Valumzie | gn00bie: :D |
| 18:06.45 | gn00bie | take them hostage, get your brother to send a big ransom from .ch |
| 18:06.51 | Valumzie | ahah |
| 18:06.59 | Valumzie | the plan fails when you bring in my brother :P |
| 18:07.20 | gn00bie | why? |
| 18:07.34 | Valumzie | he would not pay anything :) |
| 18:07.46 | gn00bie | in that case, hold your father hostage, send your mother back to .ch and get her to send the cash |
| 18:08.01 | gn00bie | if we do it the other way around, your dad might not pay any cash for your mom either |
| 18:08.06 | Valumzie | thats true |
| 18:08.08 | Valumzie | sounds good :) |
| 18:08.22 | gn00bie | Valumzie: set up a toll plaza on the interstate? |
| 18:08.33 | Valumzie | ~gn00bie++ |
| 18:08.43 | scott | hah |
| 18:08.54 | scott | i read plaza as pizza |
| 18:09.10 | scott | now a pizza place right on the interstate would be handy |
| 18:09.27 | gn00bie | scott: you are a twisted twisted man |
| 18:09.42 | scott | actaully im just hungry |
| 18:09.49 | scott | be back in a bit |
| 18:11.23 | Valumzie | sigh |
| 18:11.31 | Valumzie | what is the fastest and most efficient way to kill a cat? |
| 18:11.38 | Valumzie | I just found Pandora in the Christmas tree... |
| 18:11.44 | gn00bie | microwave |
| 18:12.02 | Valumzie | okies |
| 18:13.37 | Valumzie | hopefully, it is painful enough |
| 18:15.48 | kierra | ~lart scott |
| 18:15.49 | purl | send killer squirrels to attack scott |
| 18:16.06 | kierra | its a sad day when I am continually assaulted in my own channel |
| 18:16.33 | Valumzie | kierra: you are welcome to come over and chase pandora off from the Christmas tree |
| 18:16.38 | Valumzie | that might cheer you up |
| 18:18.05 | kierra | i dont think it would help |
| 18:18.26 | kierra | gn00bie calls me fat |
| 18:18.36 | kierra | scott intimates that I am lazy |
| 18:18.42 | ndim | Valumzie: You'd have to chase kierra off the tree as well |
| 18:18.51 | Valumzie | oh |
| 18:18.54 | kierra | :P ndim |
| 18:19.01 | Valumzie | thats going to make things more complicated |
| 18:19.44 | kierra | ~weather KTLH |
| 18:20.05 | Valumzie | its a crappy weather for Christmas |
| 18:21.17 | ndim | Valumzie: This morning's freezing fog was not very much fun either |
| 18:23.34 | Valumzie | freezing fog is much closer to Christmas than warmth and humidity |
| 18:27.09 | ndim | sends Valumzie to Australia for christmas |
| 18:27.20 | Valumzie | :P |
| 18:29.18 | Valumzie | Im going to kill this cat |
| 18:29.30 | Valumzie | strangle her, cut her in little pieces and put her in a soup |
| 18:31.52 | ndim | Today's paper had an article on China's first three star chef. Title: "Any animal can taste great" |
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| 18:36.54 | ndim | Two weeks until the next TG, no Daily Show or Colbert Report until January, South Park season over... |
| 18:37.03 | Valumzie | its sad |
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| 18:39.44 | gn00bie | kierra: I did NOT call you fat, I said you _would_ get fat with the seven course meals :P |
| 18:40.31 | gn00bie | 13:30 <@Valumzie> strangle her, cut her in little pieces and put her in a soup ---->>> Valumzie 10 bucks for that |
| 18:40.34 | gn00bie | ~Valumzie++ |
| 18:54.48 | Valumzie | :) |
| 19:00.31 | gn00bie | on that soupy note |
| 19:00.41 | gn00bie | ~weather KSYR |
| 19:00.42 | gn00bie | ~shake |
| 19:00.43 | purl | ACTION shakes his booty all over town |
| 19:07.28 | kierra | http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf |
| 19:23.03 | kierra | i have to confess that i kept clicking |
| 19:33.23 | scott | kierra: im sorry |
| 19:33.32 | scott | but you deserved it! |
| 19:33.34 | scott | runs |
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| 19:40.03 | orange | TheRedBaron: tore yourself away from the game? |
| 19:45.05 | TheRedBaron | of course :P |
| 19:58.03 | brlcad | kierra: cute |
| 19:58.34 | scott | TheRedBaron wants to get into the stock market |
| 20:08.04 | kierra | i did not deserve it, scott |
| 20:08.31 | kierra | brlcad: what was cute...that i indicted myself as a woman who doesn't listen? |
| 20:10.23 | scott | nods |
| 20:10.38 | kierra | :P |
| 20:10.49 | kierra | ~rubberband scott |
| 20:10.50 | purl | ACTION sneaks around the house, yard and town, collecting every rubberband there is, and then camps at a prime location, waiting for scott to walk by so he can pelt scott with thousands and thousands of rubberbands |
| 20:10.51 | scott | there is that tongue again |
| 20:10.57 | kierra | oh geez |
| 20:11.06 | scott | :P |
| 20:11.24 | kierra | ~pinch scott instead of :PL |
| 20:11.25 | purl | ACTION scuttles after scott instead of :PL, pinches him, and then scuttles away |
| 20:12.10 | scott | and gn00bie says that you work hard... |
| 20:12.22 | ndim | takes a few of the leftover rubber bands and uses them fixes scott's tongue to his lips. |
| 20:12.24 | kierra | i do |
| 20:12.36 | kierra | ~ndim++ |
| 20:12.51 | scott | no! ~ndim-- |
| 20:13.19 | kierra | hey! |
| 20:13.36 | kierra | ~ductape scott |
| 20:13.44 | scott | lolz |
| 20:13.44 | kierra | hmmm, 2 ts? |
| 20:13.53 | kierra | ~ducttape scott |
| 20:14.03 | scott | lulz |
| 20:14.16 | kierra | FINE! scott |
| 20:14.30 | kierra | and you're a married man....you know it doesnt mean fine |
| 20:14.33 | scott | <3 |
| 20:14.36 | orange | women never listen |
| 20:14.39 | orange | that's a good one |
| 20:14.46 | scott | its true |
| 20:14.59 | kierra | sigh |
| 20:15.09 | scott | orange: they are too busy doing the talking... |
| 20:15.25 | orange | well, it's not really true... they actually listen to everything |
| 20:15.28 | kierra | men have trouble communicating clearly |
| 20:15.31 | orange | but they're like cats |
| 20:15.37 | orange | they do what they want anyway |
| 20:15.43 | orange | kierra: those directions were pretty clear |
| 20:16.01 | kierra | orange! |
| 20:16.20 | orange | you didn't think they were clear? |
| 20:16.57 | kierra | details |
| 20:17.16 | scott | kierra: would a woman like a digital picture frame? |
| 20:17.22 | kierra | it did not take into account curiosity....it was set up for women to fail |
| 20:17.24 | orange | perhaps it isn't a listening/obeying problem... maybe it's more of a nosiness problem |
| 20:17.36 | orange | kierra: yes, like cats |
| 20:18.05 | kierra | fine then, I happen to love cats |
| 20:18.19 | scott | snickers |
| 20:18.26 | kierra | has to run to the post office |
| 20:18.32 | kierra | smacks scott |
| 20:18.35 | orange | how come men who do something wrong end up in the doghouse, but women who do something wrong don't end up in the cathouse? |
| 20:19.26 | kierra | on that note, kierra runs her errands |
| 20:19.31 | kierra | for you, scott |
| 20:19.38 | orange | hmph, I bet scott thought that was funny |
| 20:19.38 | scott | wait |
| 20:19.42 | scott | answer my question |
| 20:19.55 | scott | ~orange++ |
| 20:19.59 | kierra_away | what question |
| 20:20.09 | scott | 15:17 < scott> kierra: would a woman like a digital picture frame? |
| 20:20.09 | orange | http://www.4to40.com/images/newsat4/2008/4/deluxe_doghouse.jpg |
| 20:20.14 | orange | gn00bie: your new home |
| 20:20.25 | orange | kierra_away: that image is safe for ##kierra |
| 20:20.42 | kierra_away | scott: me thinks this is a trick question |
| 20:20.53 | scott | no, no |
| 20:20.55 | scott | for my mom |
| 20:20.57 | scott | http://www.tigerdirect.ca/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=3923131&CatId=1623 |
| 20:21.10 | orange | scott: I bet your mom will love it... IF you preload it with great pictures |
| 20:21.20 | kierra_away | i would love a dig photo frame, esp if you dl it with pics of family, grandkids etc |
| 20:21.22 | scott | yeah |
| 20:21.23 | orange | my parents both like the one we gave them... with hundreds of great pics |
| 20:21.38 | orange | TheRedBaron: ping |
| 20:21.46 | scott | there was a 10.2" one that sold out :( |
| 20:21.51 | kierra_away | sis gave me one last year and my niece loaded it with pics of NY family.....I love it |
| 20:22.06 | scott | cool |
| 20:22.18 | scott | thanks for your opinions |
| 20:22.32 | catay | wow, scott has a soft side :P |
| 20:22.37 | kierra_away | amazing |
| 20:22.51 | scott | no, its just crunch time |
| 20:22.59 | catay | heh |
| 20:23.01 | scott | im running out of time before xmas |
| 20:23.29 | TheRedBaron | orange: pong |
| 20:30.29 | kierra_away | wish there was a super lart option |
| 20:30.35 | kierra_away | scott would get it |
| 20:30.43 | kierra_away | ~beer Pimpinella |
| 20:30.44 | purl | ACTION pulls out a exquisite Yuengling Lager for Pimpinella |
| 20:35.04 | *** part/##kierra kierra_away (n=jolie@c-98-230-5-184.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) |
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| 21:01.45 | Valumzie | scott: I do apologize for what I am about to say |
| 21:01.52 | Valumzie | but I do really hate you today |
| 21:02.13 | Valumzie | TheRedBaron is totally non-responsive |
| 21:02.17 | Valumzie | sigh |
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| 21:10.28 | TheRedBaron | just like all the other days |
| 21:13.26 | scott | Valumzie: its all going according to my plan |
| 21:13.59 | orange | fear the plan |
| 21:15.52 | Valumzie | scott: :P |
| 21:15.58 | Valumzie | TheRedBaron: not like all the other days :P |
| 21:20.03 | orange | wait, wait, "magnasonic"? |
| 21:20.44 | orange | not "panavox"? |
| 21:25.16 | scott | bah |
| 21:25.22 | scott | it wont ship until the 29th |
| 21:27.07 | ndim | haha |
| 21:27.26 | ndim | order it for christmas 09. |
| 21:34.25 | *** part/##kierra LongDon (n=LongDon@host-091-097-083-054.ewe-ip-backbone.de) |
| 21:59.01 | CBG`_ | scott: you should be able to pick that up in the high street |
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| 22:25.56 | kierra | are gn00bie and scott behaving????? |
| 22:29.09 | catay | ofcourse NOT |
| 22:29.35 | Valumzie | catay is alive!!! |
| 22:29.35 | TheRedBaron | ~catay++ |
| 22:32.48 | ndim | But they must be not behaving elsewhere. |
| 22:39.21 | CBG`_ | hugs kierra and wishes her a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:39.31 | CBG`_ | hugs ndim and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:39.41 | CBG`_ | hugs brad and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:39.45 | CBG`_ | hugs brlcad and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:39.53 | CBG`_ | hugs catay and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:39.54 | CBG`_ | hugs Manu and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:39.59 | CBG`_ | hugs orange and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:40.10 | CBG`_ | hugs Pimpinella and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:40.18 | CBG`_ | hugs Valumzie and wishes her a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:40.20 | brad | merry christmas:o |
| 22:40.33 | CBG`_ | hugs Admirarch and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:40.37 | CBG`_ | hugs ep and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:40.44 | CBG`_ | hugs gn00bie and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:40.46 | CBG`_ | hugs mvironwork and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:40.53 | CBG`_ | hugs QuantumT1m and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:41.01 | CBG`_ | hugs scott and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:41.01 | CBG`_ | hugs ViciousM and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:41.05 | CBG`_ | hugs Winny and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 22:41.16 | Winny | eek! |
| 22:43.00 | ep | thanks cbg merry christmas |
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| 23:30.33 | kierra | thanks CBG |
| 23:30.49 | CBG | hugs TheRedBaron and wishes him a very Merry Christmas. |
| 23:30.56 | kierra | hugs the channel peeps on the 9 day b4 christmas |
| 23:38.21 | TheRedBaron | makes an exception and hugs CBG and wishes him a very Merry Christmas |
