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| 00:16.00 | Valumzie | Pimpi_: has one of your cats ever had a cold? |
| 00:17.10 | Pimpi_ | ndim: yep. seems i'm a lil tired |
| 00:18.08 | Pimpi_ | Valumzie: yep. cats tend to have a naty caind of "cold" that will only cure by the use of antibiotics |
| 00:18.30 | Pimpi_ | ,,,nasty kind of cold |
| 00:18.32 | Pimpi_ | ... |
| 00:19.23 | Valumzie | yeah, ours are taking medicine twice a day |
| 00:19.33 | Valumzie | its just weird to have sneezing cats around the house :) |
| 00:20.03 | Pimpi_ | so, how would you fight the cracking noise when turning on te switch of a microphone |
| 00:20.30 | ndim | Pimpi_: Ramp up the volume on the mixer only after switching it on. |
| 00:20.46 | ndim | Or tell a DSP in the signal path to remove that kind of noise. |
| 00:20.52 | ndim | Or cut it out later. |
| 00:21.04 | Pimpi_ | capacity parallel to the switch? |
| 00:21.04 | ndim | Or put it on mute before turning it on. |
| 00:21.28 | ndim | Depends on how the mike is built, and where excactly the noise comes from. |
| 00:22.03 | ndim | If it is a noise generated by the switch's actuation being amplified by the microphone... |
| 00:22.21 | ndim | s/If/Whether/ |
| 00:22.52 | Pimpi_ | yep |
| 00:22.55 | ndim | whether it is a noise generated by the microphone suddenly pulling its output from 0 to finite... |
| 00:23.29 | Pimpi_ | <PROTECTED> |
| 00:23.46 | ndim | Depends on what the switch does. |
| 00:23.57 | Pimpi_ | flatting out heights |
| 00:24.25 | ndim | If the switch turns on an internal active piece of electronics... a capacitor in parallel to the switch could help. |
| 00:25.11 | Pimpi_ | no, it's an (nowadays obsolete) controlles reluctance element |
| 00:25.19 | Pimpi_ | kind of dynamic type |
| 00:25.22 | ndim | The idea being that the voltage at the internal circuit rises more slowly after switching on, and so the mechanical vibrations from moving the switch have disappeared by the time the electronics are starting to work. |
| 00:25.56 | ndim | Pimpi_: Ask someone who is nowadays obsolete as well? :) |
| 00:26.28 | ndim | Hmm. |
| 00:26.33 | Pimpi_ | those controlled reluctance microphone elements are great for harmonica ;) |
| 00:26.35 | ndim | Mount the switch on rubber? |
| 00:26.48 | Pimpi_ | yes, probably |
| 00:26.57 | ndim | Replace switch with less noisy one? |
| 00:27.10 | ndim | Replace by non-mechanical switch? |
| 00:27.34 | Pimpi_ | i guess i'll try the ca first |
| 00:27.38 | Pimpi_ | cap |
| 00:27.53 | ndim | has no practical experience at all with audio equipment |
| 00:28.24 | Pimpi_ | i have a lot of experience with all tube amps |
| 00:28.25 | ndim | I only know my basics in electronics, physics and computer science. |
| 00:28.38 | Pimpi_ | not that much with microphones though |
| 00:29.28 | ndim | My audio experiences are limited to string and symphony orchestras composed of non-amplified instruments only. |
| 00:30.10 | Pimpi_ | playing with them or recording them? |
| 00:30.34 | ndim | Playing. |
| 00:30.46 | Pimpi_ | me recording them ;) |
| 00:30.49 | ndim | Heh |
| 00:31.21 | Pimpi_ | when i was younger and had lots of time |
| 00:32.16 | ndim | Apropos younger... when I was younger, I tolerated these late nights much better. |
| 00:32.21 | ndim | Ergo... |
| 00:32.26 | Pimpi_ | yep |
| 00:32.28 | ndim | <- off to bed |
| 00:32.29 | Pimpi_ | nite |
| 00:32.32 | ndim | n8 :) |
| 00:32.40 | Pimpi_ | <-- too |
| 00:36.09 | Valumzie | nite nite guyz :) |
| 00:51.11 | kierr1 | nite guys |
| 00:52.22 | Winny | Valumzie: I'm so sorry for your loss |
| 00:52.49 | gn00bie | Winny: apology for what? |
| 00:53.00 | Winny | McCain |
| 00:53.33 | Winny | Glad we got to see the old mccain at the end - he was extremely nice - I hope obama offers him a cabinet positiion |
| 00:54.29 | kierra | i doubt that will happen |
| 00:54.35 | kierra | :) |
| 00:54.54 | Winny | Obama has talked about it |
| 00:55.00 | Winny | it sounds likely |
| 00:57.03 | gn00bie | Winny: let us hope a cabinet position works out for McCain |
| 00:57.24 | gn00bie | kierra: so how are you holding up? one christian guy cried at work today |
| 00:57.27 | gn00bie | did you cry? |
| 00:58.39 | gn00bie | I did not help by belting out my version of "you make a grown man cry (start it up!)" |
| 01:05.24 | Valumzie | ~gn00bie++ |
| 01:07.00 | gn00bie | :) |
| 01:07.21 | gn00bie | Valumzie: it is a new era now, Obama won, so I will be shaking earlier than usual :P |
| 01:07.30 | TheRedBaron | egads |
| 01:07.39 | TheRedBaron | ~bad obama |
| 01:07.40 | purl | Bad obama, bad! No cookie for you! |
| 01:07.46 | TheRedBaron | making the gn00bie ~shake early :( |
| 01:08.28 | gn00bie | :( |
| 01:10.07 | Valumzie | eeeeeeeeeeeks |
| 01:10.19 | Valumzie | ~bad Obama |
| 01:10.19 | purl | Bad Obama, bad! No cookie for you! |
| 01:11.09 | TheRedBaron | ~popcorn++ |
| 01:14.44 | gn00bie | popcorn made out of cats, even better |
| 01:15.19 | Valumzie | :P |
| 01:15.37 | Valumzie | gn00bie: are you doing a double shake again today? |
| 01:15.54 | gn00bie | Valumzie: no, done for the day |
| 01:15.59 | gn00bie | so no double shake today |
| 01:16.03 | Valumzie | yay! |
| 01:22.22 | ashgadgets | good morning |
| 01:22.28 | Valumzie | ioooooooooooooooooooooo6aaaas3333333`wwwwwweewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww5555555wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss''uu'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''\\\\\\\\uuuuuuuuuu |
| 01:22.39 | ashgadgets | i was asleep w hile you people were talking |
| 01:23.08 | Valumzie | uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu\\\po]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[oo;' |
| 01:23.19 | ashgadgets | what?? |
| 01:23.25 | ashgadgets | ~bad valumzie |
| 01:23.26 | purl | Bad valumzie, bad! No cookie for you! |
| 01:23.28 | gn00bie | that is the cat |
| 01:23.34 | ashgadgets | oh |
| 01:23.41 | ashgadgets | good morning gn00bie |
| 01:23.45 | gn00bie | morning ashgadgets |
| 01:23.53 | gn00bie | kya chal raha hai, aaj school jana hai? |
| 01:24.16 | ashgadgets | kuch nahin, bas aaj bhi school jana hai |
| 01:24.35 | gn00bie | :D I love school |
| 01:24.41 | gn00bie | especially when it happens to others |
| 01:24.46 | ashgadgets | muje school main bore ho raha hai yar |
| 01:24.48 | TheRedBaron | you beat me too it :) |
| 01:24.55 | TheRedBaron | I was going to complete the phrase :) |
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| 01:25.02 | gn00bie | school bore hone ke liye hi hota hai na :D |
| 01:25.13 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: I am older and wiser than you are |
| 01:25.13 | ashgadgets | :D |
| 01:25.29 | ashgadgets | how old are you TheRedBaron? |
| 01:26.04 | gn00bie | 22? |
| 01:26.40 | TheRedBaron | yes |
| 01:26.47 | TheRedBaron | but only for 2 more months |
| 01:26.48 | gn00bie | in decimal |
| 01:27.09 | TheRedBaron | 22.00 ? |
| 01:27.19 | TheRedBaron | $22.00 + misc. change ? |
| 01:27.20 | gn00bie | decimal = base 10 |
| 01:27.29 | TheRedBaron | 2.2 x 10 |
| 01:27.33 | gn00bie | for example, you would be 16 in hex |
| 01:27.39 | TheRedBaron | :( |
| 01:27.45 | gn00bie | :P |
| 01:28.26 | ashgadgets | i will be 16 in 2 :P |
| 01:28.42 | Valumzie | Ill be 3 in two days!!!! |
| 01:29.13 | gn00bie | !!!!! |
| 01:29.30 | gn00bie | did you miss a digit Valumzie ? :P |
| 01:29.38 | ashgadgets | i guess he just did |
| 01:29.40 | ashgadgets | 0 |
| 01:29.47 | gn00bie | it is a she |
| 01:29.51 | Valumzie | Im a she! |
| 01:29.53 | TheRedBaron | it ? |
| 01:29.55 | Valumzie | the it is a she! |
| 01:29.55 | ashgadgets | sry! |
| 01:29.59 | TheRedBaron | pokes the 'it' |
| 01:30.03 | TheRedBaron | ~poke Valumzie |
| 01:30.04 | purl | ACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind Valumzie, pokes Valumzie repeatedly, hilarity ensues. |
| 01:30.06 | Valumzie | the it wiggles |
| 01:30.09 | ashgadgets | darn i alwayas |
| 01:30.15 | TheRedBaron | the it is a lie ! |
| 01:30.15 | Valumzie | blinks blinks |
| 01:30.21 | ashgadgets | make the same mistake |
| 01:30.25 | Valumzie | the it does not talk, the it only blinks |
| 01:30.28 | Valumzie | blinks again |
| 01:30.43 | ashgadgets | that one? |
| 01:30.53 | TheRedBaron | is attempting to feed the cat popcorn and jack daniels |
| 01:30.58 | TheRedBaron | i'm sure gn00bie does not approve :D |
| 01:31.04 | it | mouahahhahahahah |
| 01:31.14 | gn00bie | Jack Daniels is a waste of liver cells :P |
| 01:31.31 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: its all that was in the baptist cupboard :( |
| 01:31.40 | Valumzie | hmpfs |
| 01:31.58 | gn00bie | hmpfs? |
| 01:32.03 | Valumzie | kittie is playing with popcorn |
| 01:32.08 | gn00bie | is that the call to the doghouse? |
| 01:32.12 | ashgadgets | huh? |
| 01:32.14 | Valumzie | "it" is taken... |
| 01:32.14 | ashgadgets | and huh |
| 01:32.16 | ashgadgets | and huh |
| 01:32.18 | ashgadgets | and hah |
| 01:32.32 | gn00bie | ashgadgets: school jana hai bacche :) |
| 01:32.58 | Valumzie | wonders why gn00bie keeps saying "school" in the middle of a sentence |
| 01:33.05 | Valumzie | dont you have a word for school? :) |
| 01:33.19 | TheRedBaron | nope |
| 01:33.20 | gn00bie | Valumzie: yup we do, vidyalaya |
| 01:33.34 | gn00bie | but in colloquial hindi, school is admissible |
| 01:33.34 | TheRedBaron | ug, guessed wronge |
| 01:33.40 | Valumzie | TheRedBaron! gn00bie! You made pimpi run away! |
| 01:33.56 | gn00bie | Valumzie: yes we did! |
| 01:34.01 | TheRedBaron | he's gone to weld and set his pants on fire like i did :) |
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| 01:34.21 | Valumzie | or, he went to check on his drinking cat |
| 01:34.29 | ashgadgets | my school is in 2 hours & i hva ehad extreme puking in 2 days :P |
| 01:34.35 | Pimpi_ | hm? |
| 01:34.47 | Valumzie | Pimpi_ is still awake! |
| 01:34.56 | Valumzie | I was just telling gn00bie and TheRedBaron that they made you run away |
| 01:35.18 | Pimpi_ | yep, should have gone to bed though |
| 01:35.26 | gn00bie | :) |
| 01:35.29 | TheRedBaron | nah :) |
| 01:35.30 | Pimpi_ | did somthing stupid instead |
| 01:35.54 | gn00bie | I love extreme puking |
| 01:35.55 | gn00bie | especially when it happens to others |
| 01:35.56 | TheRedBaron | Pimpi_: oh? |
| 01:36.14 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: because you've done enough of it yourself ? :) |
| 01:36.39 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: I have done my share :) |
| 01:37.34 | TheRedBaron | i thought so :) |
| 01:37.37 | Pimpi_ | TheRedBaron: i wronte a very angry answer on a very stupid post on a mailing list. |
| 01:37.45 | Valumzie | oups |
| 01:38.12 | Pimpi_ | should have calmed myself |
| 01:38.19 | Valumzie | ~pukinggn00bie++ |
| 01:38.26 | Valumzie | ~smooch Pimpi_ |
| 01:38.27 | purl | ACTION forces gn00bie to give Pimpi_ a big smooch |
| 01:38.44 | gn00bie | Valumzie: thanks :) |
| 01:38.45 | Pimpi_ | now it's much better |
| 01:39.00 | TheRedBaron | Pimpi_: what did you do ? :) |
| 01:39.02 | gn00bie | Pimpi_: I would not lose any sleep over calling a spade a spade |
| 01:40.09 | TheRedBaron | calls gn00bie a spade |
| 01:40.13 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: you spade ! |
| 01:40.22 | Pimpi_ | TheRedBaron: nothing dramatic, just something i usually wouldn't do |
| 01:40.34 | TheRedBaron | Pimpi_: we are starved for entertainment! |
| 01:41.03 | Pimpi_ | it's not the right place for it here either ;) |
| 01:41.06 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: you owner of hades |
| 01:41.07 | TheRedBaron | and between gn00bie and I - I think we outweigh you in the number of stupid things done |
| 01:41.08 | Pimpi_ | it's about politics |
| 01:41.17 | gn00bie | ponders his maker, ponders his will |
| 01:41.28 | ashgadgets | ~puke ashgadgets |
| 01:41.28 | purl | ACTION , while sick, attempts to make it to the porcelain god and pukes all over harleypig |
| 01:41.34 | TheRedBaron | ponders his whisky and ponders his swill |
| 01:41.46 | TheRedBaron | Pimpi_: oh, - in that case this is the perfect channel for it ;) |
| 01:42.05 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: did kierra do OK today? :P |
| 01:42.21 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: i haven't seen her today yet :) |
| 01:42.48 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: but she is strong - her nine kids have seen to that ;) |
| 01:43.01 | TheRedBaron | if she can raise 9 of us, she can handle 4 years of obama ;) |
| 01:43.08 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: yeah, but this is a first for her |
| 01:43.20 | Pimpi_ | and the bred optimists |
| 01:43.23 | Pimpi_ | ;) |
| 01:44.11 | ashgadgets | ~pimpi_ |
| 01:44.15 | ashgadgets | ~pimpi |
| 01:44.25 | ashgadgets | ~gn00bie |
| 01:44.26 | purl | extra, extra, read all about it, gn00bie is the dictator, the supreme pontate, and official moneyshaker, or the bonk master!! |
| 01:44.46 | TheRedBaron | ~El Presidente gn00bie |
| 01:45.08 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: a first? nah - she lived through the clinton years ;) |
| 01:45.15 | TheRedBaron | Pimpi_: the bred optimists ? |
| 01:45.31 | Pimpi_ | she bred optimists |
| 01:45.34 | TheRedBaron | checks his undershirt for a label saying 'optimist' |
| 01:45.47 | TheRedBaron | Pimpi_: lol - I'm hardly an optimists :) |
| 01:46.01 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: if you thought the clinton years were bad, to quote Winston Churchill - you got another thing coming :) |
| 01:46.03 | TheRedBaron | at the best - a short-term optimists :) |
| 01:46.49 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: pardon the channel-inappropriate question, but should i get the lube now? :D |
| 01:46.51 | Pimpi_ | well, lets face it, you could get 8 years obama, then 4 years clinon and finally 8 years pelosi |
| 01:47.23 | Pimpi_ | should really go to bed now |
| 01:47.30 | TheRedBaron | Pimpi_: oh no! |
| 01:47.37 | TheRedBaron | you're just starting to be entertaining :D |
| 01:48.30 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: you should stock up on good whisky :) |
| 01:48.56 | gn00bie | another beer or not? |
| 01:48.56 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: so no more jack daniels ? |
| 01:49.11 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: Jack Daniels is not a real whisky |
| 01:49.13 | TheRedBaron | or gin? |
| 01:49.20 | gn00bie | gin is the drink of satan |
| 01:49.24 | TheRedBaron | I have to be the channel's gin soaked boy! |
| 01:49.30 | TheRedBaron | brb |
| 01:49.34 | gn00bie | nope, ashgadgets is the gin soaked boy! |
| 01:49.41 | TheRedBaron | gotta exorcise my refrigerator then |
| 01:50.15 | kierra | ~smooch Pimpi_ |
| 01:50.16 | purl | ACTION forces purl to give Pimpi_ a big smooch |
| 01:50.31 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: she's back! hide!! |
| 01:50.36 | TheRedBaron | ~hide TheRedBaron & gn00bie |
| 01:50.37 | purl | ACTION gets a huge black sheet and covers TheRedBaron & gn00bie with it so that nobody can see what TheRedBaron & gn00bie is doing! |
| 01:50.44 | kierra | tsk tsk |
| 01:50.51 | kierra | whiskey??? |
| 01:50.58 | gn00bie | kierra: whisky |
| 01:51.20 | gn00bie | :) |
| 01:51.22 | kierra | no e? |
| 01:51.30 | gn00bie | scotch does not get an e |
| 01:51.34 | ashgadgets | dude! i am teetottler |
| 01:51.43 | TheRedBaron | a teetoddler ? |
| 01:51.44 | ashgadgets | bleddy typo |
| 01:51.44 | gn00bie | other types have the e |
| 01:51.44 | orange | teetoddler? |
| 01:51.47 | ashgadgets | *facepalms |
| 01:51.53 | TheRedBaron | ~orange++ |
| 01:51.54 | kierra | casts a wary eye toward TheRedBaron |
| 01:51.57 | gn00bie | ashgadgets: you are a toddler! |
| 01:51.59 | Valumzie | gn00bie: we are all out of real whiskey :( |
| 01:52.03 | ashgadgets | 14 years! |
| 01:52.09 | ashgadgets | old |
| 01:52.23 | orange | old enough to think you're old enough |
| 01:52.25 | gn00bie | ashgadgets: have you ever heard (of/about) the gin soaked boy? |
| 01:52.30 | gn00bie | you are the gin soaked boy |
| 01:52.31 | TheRedBaron | orange is watching! always watching ! |
| 01:52.37 | orange | eyes TheRedBaron suspiciously |
| 01:52.44 | TheRedBaron | ~blame gn00bie |
| 01:52.44 | purl | ACTION blames gn00bie (and Canada) for all the evil in the world |
| 01:52.51 | orange | TheRedBaron: read any good ebooks lately? |
| 01:53.07 | TheRedBaron | no |
| 01:53.08 | ashgadgets | gn00bie: No? |
| 01:53.11 | gn00bie | I am the man your parents warned you about TheRedBaron :) |
| 01:53.19 | TheRedBaron | but I listened to one ;) |
| 01:53.23 | Valumzie | gn00bie: any recommendation for another good whiskey? |
| 01:53.31 | Valumzie | something that would help someone reach 30? |
| 01:53.33 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: oh yes |
| 01:53.34 | gn00bie | ashgadgets: well, gin soaked boy is what you are |
| 01:53.43 | gn00bie | Valumzie: depends, umm.. are you feeling brave or not? |
| 01:53.47 | Valumzie | ~gn00bie++ |
| 01:53.57 | Valumzie | gn00bie: well, of course! |
| 01:53.59 | orange | TheRedBaron: did you find it? |
| 01:54.06 | gn00bie | Valumzie: Aberlour A'bunadh, or Macallan |
| 01:54.13 | orange | is fond of macallan |
| 01:54.21 | ashgadgets | what? sick? |
| 01:54.25 | orange | ~gn00bie++ |
| 01:55.13 | gn00bie | I prefer the Aberlour A'bunadh, but it is not a "starter" whisky |
| 01:55.22 | Valumzie | if it is recommended both by gn00bie AND orange, I shall try the Macallan |
| 01:55.30 | Valumzie | TheRedBaron: hint hint |
| 01:55.36 | gn00bie | orange: :) so you are a speysider fan, I prefer the peatier islay malts, but I will sip a speysider too :) |
| 01:55.42 | orange | I could just sit around and _smell_ it |
| 01:55.51 | Valumzie | wonders if whisky can replace flowers |
| 01:55.52 | Valumzie | :D |
| 01:55.53 | TheRedBaron | makes plenty of notes |
| 01:56.05 | gn00bie | orange: Macallan have a cash strength out now, it is good |
| 01:56.14 | gn00bie | s/cash/cask/ |
| 01:56.20 | TheRedBaron | Valumzie: you won't hear any complaints from me if whisky replaces flowers :D |
| 01:56.27 | gn00bie | 60% abv, so pour in 15 ml quantities |
| 01:56.51 | orange | whew, yikes |
| 01:57.16 | Valumzie | TheRedBaron: now, this will be your call |
| 01:57.18 | gn00bie | the A'bunadh is cask strength too, 60% I think, but you can drink it straight, it is still pretty friendly |
| 01:57.26 | Valumzie | Im not buy myself flowers or whisky for my own birthday :P |
| 01:57.37 | TheRedBaron | whiskey it is |
| 01:57.41 | gn00bie | Macallan cask strength has an excellent nose, but to sip it, you need to add a dash of water (or at least I do) |
| 01:57.49 | orange | TheRedBaron: whisky |
| 01:57.49 | Valumzie | ~TheRedBaron++ |
| 01:57.56 | TheRedBaron | whisky it is |
| 01:58.28 | Valumzie | needs a lesson on the spelling of whiskey/whisky |
| 01:58.54 | Valumzie | both are correct, but I seem to remember they mean something else; as in originating from another country or something |
| 01:58.57 | gn00bie | Valumzie: scottish whisky is whisky, Irish whiskey is whiskey |
| 01:59.25 | Valumzie | thanks gn00bie :) |
| 02:00.44 | gn00bie | :) |
| 02:00.59 | gn00bie | in a few days, all the wisdom will come to you naturally :P |
| 02:01.09 | CBG | TheRedBaron: please help me... |
| 02:01.15 | TheRedBaron | CBG: yes ? |
| 02:01.18 | CBG | http://www.roosterteethstore.com/rt0065.html or http://www.roosterteethstore.com/rt0063.html ??? |
| 02:01.24 | CBG | I can't decide. :( |
| 02:02.17 | CBG | If one were a lighter colour shirt, I'd go for that. I always wear black so I'm trying to pick lighter clothes in general... But those two shirts are both so great I have to have one of them... |
| 02:02.23 | TheRedBaron | orange: btw - that audio book - the vocals are strange :( |
| 02:02.27 | gn00bie | CBG, the latter |
| 02:02.39 | CBG | gn00bie: RvB fan too? :) |
| 02:03.00 | orange | TheRedBaron: it's not an audio book, unless you found the old one |
| 02:03.18 | gn00bie | CBG: the other option is this something kierra suggested a whole back (for catay ) http://www.wife-beaters.com/shirts.html |
| 02:03.20 | TheRedBaron | cbg: this doesn't seem physically possible! |
| 02:03.24 | orange | I sent you an ebook instead |
| 02:03.30 | CBG | I think the latter is a better RvB joke, but the camping one will be easier to explain to non-RvB-fans... |
| 02:03.44 | TheRedBaron | orange: is it because i'm using microsoft reader ? :) |
| 02:03.49 | ashgadgets | need to go & get ready for the school |
| 02:03.50 | CBG | Two votes for the physically improbable :) |
| 02:03.54 | ashgadgets | but i will |
| 02:03.57 | gn00bie | CBG: get it get it :) |
| 02:04.00 | ashgadgets | be AFK |
| 02:04.07 | CBG | gn00bie: no way did kierra suggest this site to anyone |
| 02:04.09 | ashgadgets | so no swearing against me :) |
| 02:04.10 | orange | TheRedBaron: if you're having it read out loud, then yes |
| 02:04.21 | gn00bie | CBG: I am not making this up, kierra suggested it! |
| 02:04.26 | CBG | Lies.. |
| 02:04.29 | Valumzie | ~lart ashgadgets |
| 02:04.29 | purl | acting on orders from an unspecified client drags ashgadgets into court suing for $200 million |
| 02:04.35 | Valumzie | ~dust ashgadgets |
| 02:04.36 | purl | ACTION takes ashgadgets off the shelf and dusts ashgadgets off |
| 02:04.39 | Valumzie | ~wake ashgadgets |
| 02:04.40 | purl | ACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on ashgadgets and shouts "GOOD MORNING!!!!" |
| 02:04.43 | TheRedBaron | orange: thats the point - its reading it outloud for me - but it doesn't flow :( |
| 02:04.58 | TheRedBaron | the old version was on a nix machine that didn't get backed up :( |
| 02:05.01 | orange | well, if you hadn't lost the original audiobook it'd sound much better! |
| 02:05.10 | TheRedBaron | :D |
| 02:05.34 | orange | 14:15 <kierra> http://www.wife-beaters.com/shirts.html |
| 02:05.38 | CBG | Now, I'm trying to prioritise the list of RvB items I want... where does this one fit in?! xD lol |
| 02:06.04 | gn00bie | ~orange++ |
| 02:06.10 | gn00bie | good grepping skills there |
| 02:06.22 | gn00bie | CBG: I never lie :P |
| 02:06.27 | TheRedBaron | orange: thanks... now I have to go bang my head against the wall to forget that |
| 02:06.33 | CBG | gn00bie: rofl |
| 02:06.49 | gn00bie | ~karma orange |
| 02:06.49 | purl | orange has karma of 14 |
| 02:06.53 | gn00bie | ~orange++ |
| 02:06.59 | gn00bie | clearly orange needs to be appreciated more |
| 02:07.13 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: orange would be appreciated - if he talked more :P |
| 02:07.14 | orange | musta lost some somewhere along the line... probably some rogue cabbage |
| 02:07.39 | gn00bie | yeah, cabbage indeed |
| 02:07.54 | CBG | This should do it...: Bow Chicka Bow Wow Shirt, Simmons Distressed Shirt, Caboose Zipper Hooded Sweatshirt, Church Shirt, This Doesn't Seem Physically Possible Shirt, RvB Reconstruction Shirt, RvB Messenger Bag, Cake Shirt, RvB Blood Gulch Poster, I Like Me Shirt |
| 02:08.11 | ashgadgets | hey! no fair! |
| 02:08.23 | CBG | ~silence ashgadgets |
| 02:08.24 | purl | ACTION shoves an apple in ashgadgets's mouth, shoves a spit through ... well, uhm, anyway ... then builds a nice fire and starts roasting |
| 02:09.12 | ashgadgets | no ~lart or ~dust, ~wake ashgadgets!|~' |
| 02:09.12 | gn00bie | ~sleep ashgadgets |
| 02:09.13 | purl | ACTION sends ashgadgets to bed without supper |
| 02:09.13 | ashgadgets | ~destroy gn00bie |
| 02:09.14 | purl | no |
| 02:09.15 | gn00bie | ashgadgets: glad to be of help |
| 02:09.18 | TheRedBaron | i think we lost Pimpi_ during the fray |
| 02:09.25 | ashgadgets | :) |
| 02:09.27 | Valumzie | ~wake Pimpi_ |
| 02:09.28 | purl | ACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on Pimpi_ and shouts "GOOD MORNING!!!!" |
| 02:09.30 | ashgadgets | now i leave |
| 02:09.32 | Valumzie | ~dust ashgadgets |
| 02:09.33 | purl | ACTION takes ashgadgets off the shelf and dusts ashgadgets off |
| 02:09.33 | Valumzie | oups |
| 02:09.36 | Valumzie | go away now |
| 02:09.37 | gn00bie | I think Pimpi_ is chuck norris |
| 02:09.38 | Valumzie | so we can wake you |
| 02:09.43 | ashgadgets | snore |
| 02:09.54 | TheRedBaron | ~chuck norris |
| 02:09.55 | purl | i heard chuck norris is and there is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. |
| 02:10.04 | orange | I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' |
| 02:10.05 | gn00bie | ~chuck norris |
| 02:10.06 | purl | chuck norris is, like, and there is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. |
| 02:10.17 | TheRedBaron | orange: YAY ! |
| 02:10.20 | TheRedBaron | ~orange++ |
| 02:10.32 | ashgadgets | ~obama |
| 02:10.33 | purl | i guess obama is the better choice at this point. |
| 02:10.49 | gn00bie | orange: sorry to hear about the rear endage though, one of the good things about living in podunk is the general lack of traffic |
| 02:11.10 | TheRedBaron | if its joke time - I have an excellent one from Sir Baron - RE chewing tobacco :) |
| 02:11.18 | orange | gn00bie: not a *true* story :-) |
| 02:11.30 | gn00bie | orange: ah ok, good to know :P you had me worried for a second |
| 02:11.48 | gn00bie | ~flash Flash |
| 02:11.48 | purl | ACTION starts a firmware update on Flash, then pulls the plug halfway through |
| 02:11.54 | gn00bie | ~moon Flash |
| 02:11.54 | purl | ACTION drops his pants and shows Flash a full moon. Flash drops over dead at the sight. |
| 02:12.09 | orange | gn00bie: savvy the 7 dwarfs? |
| 02:12.16 | orange | if not, it isn't so funny |
| 02:12.31 | orange | TheRedBaron: bring it on |
| 02:13.03 | gn00bie | orange: I am somewhat familiar with the 7 dwarfs |
| 02:13.14 | orange | can you name them all? |
| 02:13.20 | gn00bie | nope, I cannot :) |
| 02:13.38 | gn00bie | I can tell you that the druid in asterix was called Getafix :) |
| 02:13.52 | gn00bie | and Valumzie is actually Vitalstatistix :) |
| 02:14.56 | gn00bie | in french that is apparently Abraracourcix |
| 02:15.00 | Valumzie | :D |
| 02:15.11 | CBG | So has everyone here seen RvB? |
| 02:15.19 | CBG | And the new series "Reconstruction"? |
| 02:15.20 | Valumzie | is laughing silly cause of gn00bie |
| 02:15.32 | TheRedBaron | CBG: i haven't seen the knew series :( |
| 02:15.37 | CBG | All the old characters back... :) Another 20 episodes or there abouts |
| 02:15.39 | TheRedBaron | *new |
| 02:15.44 | Valumzie | I was stopped at season three!!! |
| 02:15.46 | CBG | I've seen about 4 of them, it's interesting. |
| 02:15.53 | CBG | Aww poor Valumzie |
| 02:16.06 | CBG | I'm just glad Caboose is back, he rules. |
| 02:16.09 | Valumzie | CBG: I know.... they never let me watch season 3.... |
| 02:16.12 | Valumzie | cries |
| 02:16.18 | CBG | Definitely my fave guy in it... |
| 02:16.27 | CBG | Though Church is clearly awesome too. |
| 02:16.34 | CBG | hugs Valumzie |
| 02:16.37 | CBG | they? |
| 02:16.54 | Valumzie | trb, rb2 and rb3 |
| 02:16.56 | Valumzie | :P |
| 02:17.08 | CBG | Oh, the TRouBle makers... |
| 02:17.24 | CBG | Why would you do that, TRB?! |
| 02:17.43 | Valumzie | ~CBG++ |
| 02:19.11 | CBG | ~lart TheRedBaron |
| 02:19.11 | purl | does a little 'dpkg -P TheRedBaron' action |
| 02:19.33 | TheRedBaron | <PROTECTED> |
| 02:19.54 | TheRedBaron | CBG: it wasn't us! |
| 02:20.05 | CBG | Prove it! |
| 02:20.32 | TheRedBaron | (clunky IRC) orange: part two: "...Just roll down the window and do you business out there!" Well, Trucker 1 is a bit miffed - but they are driving across the badlands of texas and nobody else is on the road. So he rolls down the passenger window drops his pants and releases Montezuma revenge. unfortunately - right at that moment, there are two hitchhikers and they both get splattered. "Good Lord!" exclaims the first hitchhiker "What kind of tobacco |
| 02:21.23 | TheRedBaron | gives up :P |
| 02:21.25 | gn00bie | ~TheRedBaron++ |
| 02:21.36 | gn00bie | the partial joke itself is good :) |
| 02:21.46 | CBG | http://www.rafb.net/paste :) |
| 02:21.48 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: here is the rest: ""Good Lord!" exclaims the first hitchhiker "What kind of tobacco was he chewing?!?!?" "I don't know!" responds the second hitchhiker, "But did you see the jowls on that guy!?!!??!?!!!" |
| 02:22.05 | Valumzie | ~TheRedBaron++ |
| 02:22.14 | Valumzie | ~PapaBaron++ |
| 02:22.34 | CBG | TheRedBaron: that was shocking... |
| 02:22.37 | orange | ick |
| 02:22.39 | orange | :-) |
| 02:22.39 | gn00bie | ah |
| 02:22.42 | TheRedBaron | CBG: we had a schedule! and then she went somewhere and messed up the schedule ! |
| 02:22.46 | gn00bie | say isn't so |
| 02:22.56 | Valumzie | CBG: It wasnt me!!!! |
| 02:23.03 | TheRedBaron | CBG: and she never reinstated the schedule! |
| 02:23.07 | CBG | pfff... yeah yeah |
| 02:23.12 | CBG | sounds like you're making excuses |
| 02:23.14 | Valumzie | not true!!!!!! |
| 02:23.21 | CBG | Poor Valumzie |
| 02:23.24 | Valumzie | I've asked many times for season 3!!!!! |
| 02:23.28 | Valumzie | ~CBG++ |
| 02:23.45 | CBG | I can err.... email the episodes to you, Valumzie... xD |
| 02:23.46 | TheRedBaron | lies! |
| 02:23.51 | TheRedBaron | needs it in writing |
| 02:23.57 | Valumzie | TheRedBaron is a lie! |
| 02:23.59 | Valumzie | :P |
| 02:24.02 | CBG | Or face a lawsuit and host them... |
| 02:24.04 | TheRedBaron | is a cake |
| 02:24.14 | Valumzie | I knew it! |
| 02:24.16 | Valumzie | the Cake is a lie! |
| 02:24.26 | TheRedBaron | orange: or my personal favorite (courtesy of Sir Baron) |
| 02:24.34 | CBG | So what's everyone's fave character in RvB? |
| 02:24.40 | TheRedBaron | the gynecologist who became a mechanic |
| 02:24.52 | gn00bie | CBG: to be honest with you, I am not sure what RvB stands for :P |
| 02:25.05 | TheRedBaron | CBG: sarge or simmons :) |
| 02:25.10 | CBG | Red vs Blue. A Halo Machinama. :) |
| 02:25.17 | CBG | TheRedBaron: Simmons... really..? |
| 02:25.34 | TheRedBaron | the one always brown-nosing with sarge :D |
| 02:25.39 | CBG | I'm hoping to get the Simmons "2.0" shirt though, just because that happens to be my name. xD |
| 02:25.40 | orange | gn00bie: lol |
| 02:25.50 | CBG | Yeah, that's why I am surprised.... ;) |
| 02:25.54 | orange | TheRedBaron: planning to share? |
| 02:26.25 | TheRedBaron | orange: sure - let me get pastebin first :) |
| 02:26.41 | gn00bie | ah ok, thanks cabbage |
| 02:26.43 | ashgadgets | ok... i am back! |
| 02:26.46 | ashgadgets | with breakfast? |
| 02:26.55 | gn00bie | ~school++ |
| 02:27.05 | ashgadgets | ~school |
| 02:27.06 | purl | well, school is where more people should spend some time. IF they refuse then they should do alot of reading on their own. very annoying if you're in the same class as all the stupid annoying jerks who don't have a clue how to convert centimetres to metres (divide by 100), or the human version of apt-get update |
| 02:27.35 | ashgadgets | not update, upgrade! |
| 02:29.41 | Valumzie | gn00bie: what should I do on Friday? |
| 02:29.46 | Valumzie | mel suggested sky diving |
| 02:29.58 | Valumzie | TheRedBaron does not support the idea |
| 02:32.02 | TheRedBaron | orange: http://pastebin.com/meeba6cf |
| 02:32.20 | gn00bie | Valumzie: I am not sure |
| 02:32.40 | gn00bie | Valumzie: I have not hit the milestone yet :P |
| 02:33.06 | TheRedBaron | CBG: they make an excellent comedic team :) |
| 02:33.08 | gn00bie | Valumzie: when my DoDA turned 30, it was a quite dinner, cake, and a movie I think |
| 02:33.51 | Valumzie | hmmmmm |
| 02:33.58 | gn00bie | I know what I am doing - I will drink so much the day before that I wake up the day after :P |
| 02:34.00 | CBG | :) |
| 02:34.13 | gn00bie | sadly, I don't have much time left either, 17 months now :( |
| 02:34.18 | Valumzie | gn00bie: Im planning on drinking before, during and after :P |
| 02:34.31 | Valumzie | gn00bie: 17 months is huuuuuuuge compared to two days ;) |
| 02:35.13 | gn00bie | Valumzie: mayhap :) |
| 02:35.17 | gn00bie | but time flies |
| 02:35.41 | ashgadgets | nice rasam rice for breakfast |
| 02:35.53 | Valumzie | gn00bie: tell me about it ! |
| 02:36.03 | CBG | goes to get 5 hours sleep before his lecture... |
| 02:36.56 | Valumzie | nite nite CBG! |
| 02:36.58 | gn00bie | Valumzie: I do share TheRedBaron's reservations about sky diving |
| 02:37.06 | orange | TheRedBaron: good one :-) |
| 02:37.16 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: I do not like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane |
| 02:37.29 | gn00bie | it is safe and everything, but there is that small chance that you will end up like a ketchup stain |
| 02:37.34 | TheRedBaron | orange: if you were raised in a medical family - you might find it a bit more amusing ;) |
| 02:37.46 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: lol, a good way to put it |
| 02:40.31 | ashgadgets | k |
| 02:40.33 | ashgadgets | school calls |
| 02:40.35 | ashgadgets | cu |
| 02:40.42 | ashgadgets | goes afk |
| 02:41.13 | gn00bie | ~school++ |
| 02:41.20 | *** part/##kierra ashgadgets (n=ashgadge@59.92.187.134) |
| 02:41.22 | TheRedBaron | has his algebra test tomorrow |
| 02:41.26 | gn00bie | phew |
| 02:41.33 | gn00bie | I am honorbound to love algebra too |
| 02:41.39 | gn00bie | but what kind, linear algebra? |
| 02:41.43 | TheRedBaron | when it happens to other people ? |
| 02:41.43 | Valumzie | yay! he is gone!!!! |
| 02:41.51 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: elementary algebra :) |
| 02:41.58 | gn00bie | I scored a solid D in my linear algebra |
| 02:42.04 | TheRedBaron | which is probably linear algebra now that I think of it |
| 02:42.05 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: ah ok, elementary should be easy |
| 02:42.18 | TheRedBaron | because the equations are linear ? |
| 02:42.42 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: humm, are they talking about vector spaces? |
| 02:42.51 | gn00bie | and rank of a matrix |
| 02:42.57 | gn00bie | and stuff like that? |
| 02:43.15 | gn00bie | or is it X + Y = 5, X - Y = 2, what is X and what is Y? |
| 02:44.49 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: more like x+y = a :) |
| 02:45.07 | TheRedBaron | and going into the realm of quadratic equations |
| 02:45.08 | gn00bie | elementary algebra then :P |
| 02:45.18 | gn00bie | linear algebra can make grown men cry |
| 02:45.32 | TheRedBaron | won't grow up then :P |
| 02:45.38 | gn00bie | oh but you should |
| 02:46.04 | gn00bie | in my opinion, Maths is the most rewarding thing there is |
| 02:47.02 | orange | linear algebra has some cool stuff, but it's obscure at times |
| 02:47.27 | orange | Valumzie: I take it you aren't a fan of the gadget? |
| 02:48.15 | Valumzie | orange: how did you guess?! |
| 02:48.17 | Valumzie | :D |
| 02:49.04 | orange | lol |
| 02:50.20 | TheRedBaron | inspector gadget ? |
| 02:50.38 | TheRedBaron | contemplates ~shaking |
| 02:50.55 | Valumzie | eeeeeeeeeeeeks |
| 02:51.01 | Valumzie | gn00bie!!!! do something! |
| 02:51.03 | gn00bie | ???? |
| 02:51.11 | Valumzie | TheRedBaron cant shake now! |
| 02:51.15 | gn00bie | Valumzie: when a man has to ~shake, he has to ~shake |
| 02:51.24 | Valumzie | hmpfs |
| 02:51.36 | Valumzie | (9:49:02 PM) gn00bie: ???? |
| 02:51.51 | gn00bie | I can ????? but I cannot say anything more ;) |
| 02:51.52 | Valumzie | obviously, you were surprise too! |
| 02:52.00 | Valumzie | hmmmmm |
| 02:52.04 | gn00bie | surprised, but Zen about it |
| 02:52.11 | Valumzie | :) |
| 02:52.15 | gn00bie | unless you distract him |
| 02:52.50 | Valumzie | gn00bie: thats a hard task |
| 02:53.02 | TheRedBaron | ~shake orange |
| 02:53.02 | purl | ACTION shakes orange vigorously and hangs him out to dry |
| 02:53.14 | gn00bie | Valumzie: I would think it is easy :P |
| 02:53.31 | gn00bie | but I am hardly qualified to comment |
| 02:53.39 | TheRedBaron | sings for absolution |
| 02:54.16 | Valumzie | ponders on this |
| 02:54.35 | gn00bie | Valumzie: I authorise use of deadly force :P |
| 02:56.06 | TheRedBaron | ! |
| 02:56.44 | Valumzie | :D |
| 02:56.59 | TheRedBaron | and the cat thinks its a parrot again |
| 03:04.45 | TheRedBaron | ~shake |
| 03:04.46 | purl | ACTION shakes his booty all over town |
| 03:05.08 | Valumzie | sighs |
| 03:05.19 | Valumzie | ~fail Valumzie |
| 03:05.20 | purl | Valumzie: FAIL! |
| 03:05.53 | orange | I suggest streaking |
| 03:06.42 | Valumzie | orange: Im too sad to go streaking |
| 03:10.31 | orange | because of a little ~shake? |
| 03:10.48 | kierra | CBG, i did suggest that site but I didnt know who the guy was...i just looked at the Tshirt....not the site.....it was a quick click |
| 03:11.39 | orange | kierra: logs (and hips) don't lie :-) |
| 03:12.17 | Valumzie | evening shakes are hard, orange ;) |
| 03:13.10 | gn00bie | kierra: :P |
| 03:13.29 | gn00bie | Valumzie: nah, they are no harder than day shakes, in fact, I will take an evening shake |
| 03:13.38 | gn00bie | I did authorize the use of deadly force though :P |
| 03:13.40 | kierra | it was totally by accident |
| 03:13.53 | gn00bie | kierra: which is what makes it funny |
| 03:13.53 | kierra | ask TRB: that happens to me all the time |
| 03:13.58 | kierra | :P |
| 03:13.59 | gn00bie | CBG: refused to believe me! |
| 03:14.06 | kierra | i dont even know who the guys is |
| 03:14.14 | kierra | which is prob a good thing |
| 03:14.23 | gn00bie | it is |
| 03:14.36 | orange | my favorite was some wedding song or dance or something like that |
| 03:21.58 | kierra | oh brother |
| 03:22.07 | kierra | orange, you missed a really good one |
| 03:22.13 | kierra | i havent lived it down |
| 03:22.32 | gn00bie | the ~replace operation? |
| 03:22.40 | TheRedBaron | curses the uselessness that 'top' is |
| 03:22.49 | orange | TheRedBaron: htop |
| 03:22.58 | kierra | no the google one where i kicked scott |
| 03:23.03 | kierra | i forget the term |
| 03:23.36 | Valumzie | oh my, here we go again |
| 03:23.38 | gn00bie | kierra: you are quite accident prone |
| 03:23.44 | Valumzie | :P |
| 03:24.23 | kierra | you can tell orange what it was |
| 03:24.34 | kierra | Valumzie: ping |
| 03:24.44 | Valumzie | in public?! |
| 03:25.14 | Valumzie | yay!!!! |
| 03:25.59 | Valumzie | orange: she had to google kama sutra :D |
| 03:26.02 | TheRedBaron | hides his ears |
| 03:26.05 | TheRedBaron | and eyes |
| 03:26.33 | gn00bie | ~nana patekar++ |
| 03:26.49 | orange | Valumzie is having way too much fun with this one :-) |
| 03:27.05 | gn00bie | kierra??? |
| 03:27.12 | gn00bie | did you end up googling kama sutra? |
| 03:27.16 | Valumzie | orange: there are a few others like that :D |
| 03:27.18 | gn00bie | that should have been a ban, not a kick! |
| 03:27.19 | kierra | yes |
| 03:27.31 | Valumzie | and yes, she had to google it after having 9 kids.... |
| 03:27.35 | kierra | remember, scott said it and I didnt know what is was, so I googled it |
| 03:27.39 | kierra | oh stop |
| 03:27.43 | Valumzie | correction! |
| 03:27.44 | orange | Valumzie: lol that's exactly what I was thinking... sorry kierra :-) |
| 03:27.46 | kierra | then I kicked him |
| 03:27.54 | gn00bie | ban ban ban! |
| 03:27.59 | gn00bie | kick is not enough for kama sutra! |
| 03:28.08 | kierra | hey, I do what come naturally....don't need no stinking books |
| 03:28.09 | Valumzie | scott posted a xkcd comic strip! |
| 03:28.25 | Valumzie | scott did not say anything |
| 03:28.26 | kierra | even bz_BL knew what it was |
| 03:28.32 | kierra | havent lived it down |
| 03:28.34 | gn00bie | kids these days |
| 03:28.36 | Valumzie | and it was a good xkcd :D |
| 03:28.41 | kierra | w/e |
| 03:28.47 | gn00bie | kierra: have you lived down ~replacing me with a gin soaked boy? |
| 03:28.59 | kierra | i didnt do that either |
| 03:29.11 | gn00bie | that is kind of the point, no? |
| 03:29.20 | kierra | i thought you would enjoy chatting with another fellow from your country |
| 03:29.20 | orange | Valumzie: was it about mistranslations? |
| 03:29.34 | TheRedBaron | orange: yup |
| 03:29.43 | orange | I googled it ;-) |
| 03:29.51 | TheRedBaron | orange: this is my other favorite: http://www.xkcd.com/457/ |
| 03:30.03 | gn00bie | kierra: you should have replaced me with supandi! |
| 03:30.09 | orange | TheRedBaron: :D |
| 03:30.11 | Valumzie | orange: kierra can be clueless at times :D |
| 03:30.16 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: because supandi makes more coin ? |
| 03:30.22 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: yup |
| 03:30.25 | TheRedBaron | :D |
| 03:30.30 | orange | aww, poor kierra |
| 03:30.39 | kierra | :P |
| 03:30.49 | kierra | i am a lil naive....I admit it |
| 03:30.54 | kierra | in some respects |
| 03:30.58 | kierra | streetwise in others |
| 03:31.05 | Valumzie | orange: you would die laughing knowing what else she has googled :D |
| 03:31.21 | gn00bie | Valumzie: tell us please ;P |
| 03:31.29 | kierra | hmmm |
| 03:31.40 | kierra | just shakes her head |
| 03:31.44 | Valumzie | gn00bie: she is my MIL; I better be careful |
| 03:31.48 | orange | xkcd is pretty funny... I always get lost when I start there |
| 03:32.01 | Valumzie | but I can do it in pm ;) |
| 03:32.03 | kierra | laughter is the best medicine.....you shall live longer for having known me |
| 03:32.06 | gn00bie | Valumzie: yeah, MiL 24E Hind! |
| 03:32.10 | kierra | its ok |
| 03:32.17 | gn00bie | Valumzie: ok, pm then :P |
| 03:32.49 | TheRedBaron | http://xkcd.com/45/ |
| 03:33.24 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: roflmao |
| 03:33.55 | orange | :-) |
| 03:33.58 | orange | http://xkcd.com/459/ |
| 03:33.59 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: the trailer for the movie clip I made you watch earlier today http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2169571282786902234&hl=en |
| 03:35.03 | gn00bie | ~Valumzie++ |
| 03:35.14 | Valumzie | :D |
| 03:35.23 | Valumzie | ~kierra++ |
| 03:42.04 | kierra | :P |
| 03:42.21 | kierra | you didnt show orange the one scott put up |
| 03:42.31 | gn00bie | kierra: sometimes I have a hard time believing that you are older than 10 :) |
| 03:42.39 | kierra | :P |
| 03:42.51 | kierra | i am still concrete in many respects |
| 03:43.02 | kierra | i dont always get english idioms right |
| 03:43.07 | kierra | so that messes me up |
| 03:43.08 | kierra | and |
| 03:43.22 | kierra | i believe in the greater good of man.....a huge mistake |
| 03:43.43 | kierra | on that note: nite all |
| 03:44.06 | gn00bie | bye :) |
| 03:44.13 | kierra | orange gn00bie: i really am very intelligent |
| 03:44.27 | kierra | i was valedictorian both senior years in high school |
| 03:45.11 | TheRedBaron | sings to the stars "Can I stay alive forever?" |
| 03:46.03 | gn00bie | kierra: you are innocent (when you dream) |
| 03:49.04 | TheRedBaron | orange: surely you've seen this: http://xkcd.com/242/ |
| 03:49.52 | TheRedBaron | and i'm supposed to be ~shaking - not reading xkcd :P |
| 04:00.49 | orange | kierra: innocence often leads to such 'blunders' |
| 04:01.07 | orange | TheRedBaron: yes, that's a good one |
| 04:01.39 | TheRedBaron | orange: that describes my MO rather accurately :) |
| 04:07.27 | TheRedBaron | sings "buy me a trip to the moon, so i can laugh at my mistakes. You see I can see the end from here, and from this perspective - it looks rather silly." |
| 04:21.28 | TheRedBaron | heads to bed |
| 04:26.58 | gn00bie | that was the shortest ~shake |
| 04:27.03 | gn00bie | known to mankind |
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| 09:00.35 | Pimpi_ | http://www.xkcd.com/149/ |
| 09:00.47 | Pimpi_ | got to try this too ;) |
| 09:12.09 | Manu | sudo hallo Pimpi_ ;) |
| 09:12.39 | *** join/##kierra LongDon (n=LongDon@vpn199-003.HRZ.uni-oldenburg.de) |
| 11:49.24 | Valumzie | ~Pimpi_++ |
| 11:49.27 | Valumzie | :) |
| 12:00.51 | Valumzie | well, this is my last day in this decade... so I better start the day crazy :D |
| 12:01.09 | Valumzie | goes streaking around the neighborhood while TheRedBaron1 is sleeping so he cant stop her |
| 12:01.20 | Valumzie | decides to go to campus in her birthday suit, in honor of tomorrow |
| 12:01.51 | Valumzie | May everybody have a morning as entertaining as mine ;) |
| 12:01.55 | Valumzie | TTFN!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 12:02.16 | *** mode/##kierra [+o kierra] by ChanServ |
| 12:02.30 | Pimpi_ | hm, not soure if i make it in time to the campus |
| 12:02.56 | kierra | morning Pimpi_ |
| 12:02.57 | Pimpi_ | would be a pity to miss it. do you think you can make a video? |
| 12:03.09 | Pimpi_ | kierra: good morning :) |
| 12:03.13 | Valumzie | Pimpi_: I'll make sure someone youtubes it :D |
| 12:03.25 | kierra | graduation! |
| 12:03.39 | Valumzie | nope |
| 12:03.43 | kierra | oh |
| 12:03.45 | Valumzie | me going on campus in my birthday suit |
| 12:03.52 | kierra | oh my |
| 12:03.55 | Valumzie | its my "get ready to switch decade" day |
| 12:04.09 | kierra | tomorrow do it! |
| 12:04.15 | *** join/##kierra ep (n=mdr@ip68-97-126-55.ok.ok.cox.net) |
| 12:04.22 | Valumzie | no, tomorrow has to be crazier |
| 12:04.23 | kierra | morning sunshine! |
| 12:04.39 | kierra | TRB joins you tomorrow in HIS bd suit |
| 12:04.40 | ep | morning |
| 12:04.52 | Valumzie | on that note, time for streaking and birthday suit |
| 12:04.55 | Valumzie | cu guys :) |
| 12:06.35 | Pimpi_ | have fun and beware of gteeing a cold |
| 12:09.19 | Pimpi_ | ~weather ktlh |
| 12:10.08 | Pimpi_ | brrrr |
| 12:10.47 | Pimpi_ | doesn't sound much like the sun state |
| 12:11.12 | Pimpi_ | ~weather etnj |
| 12:16.50 | kierra | wow, we are just slightly warmer |
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| 12:23.23 | *** part/##kierra LongDon (n=LongDon@vpn199-044.HRZ.uni-oldenburg.de) |
| 12:39.48 | kierra | ~seen menotume |
| 12:39.49 | purl | menotume <n=George@pdpc/supporter/active/menotume> was last seen on IRC in channel ##kierra, 8d 9h 40m 34s ago, saying: 'so, cu all :)'. |
| 12:41.17 | *** join/##kierra ashgadgets (n=ashgadge@59.96.64.37) |
| 12:41.27 | ashgadgets | hello |
| 12:41.43 | ashgadgets | i am afk |
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| 13:53.45 | *** mode/##kierra [+o TheRedBaron] by ChanServ |
| 13:55.38 | TheRedBaron | ~weather ktlh |
| 13:57.30 | kierra | TheRedBaron: |
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| 13:58.00 | *** part/##kierra LongDon (n=LongDon@vpn199-042.HRZ.uni-oldenburg.de) |
| 14:02.05 | TheRedBaron | hrm, i think Val fed coffee to the cats before she left... |
| 14:05.52 | orange | revenge for a late-night ~shake |
| 14:08.10 | *** join/##kierra Grumpfy (n=Grumpf@about/essy/Happy/Grumpfy) |
| 14:14.24 | *** join/##kierra Baroness (n=d8ada652@static-ip-62-75-165-247.inaddr.intergenia.de) |
| 14:14.33 | *** mode/##kierra [+o Baroness] by ChanServ |
| 14:18.24 | *** join/##kierra CBG (n=CBG@82.21.177.34) |
| 14:23.39 | orange | nessness? |
| 14:24.27 | orange | not nessiness? |
| 14:26.29 | TheRedBaron | ITs the lochness ! |
| 14:26.53 | Baroness | someone is messing up all my nicknames! hmph! |
| 14:27.16 | orange | don't you choose your own nickname when you join? |
| 14:29.14 | Baroness | i choose my nick..but that onjoin wasnt me! |
| 14:29.28 | Baroness | ~slap "onjoin's" |
| 14:29.29 | purl | ACTION slaps "onjoin's", keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
| 14:31.25 | Baroness | ~poke TheRedBaron |
| 14:31.25 | purl | ACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind TheRedBaron, pokes TheRedBaron repeatedly, hilarity ensues. |
| 14:31.41 | orange | ~tackle Baroness |
| 14:31.42 | purl | ACTION tackles Baroness to the ground. |
| 14:31.50 | Baroness | ah! |
| 14:31.55 | Baroness | ~shoot orange |
| 14:31.55 | purl | ACTION shoots orange in the ear with a phase pistol! |
| 14:32.15 | orange | ~roll Baroness |
| 14:32.16 | purl | ACTION stuffs Baroness in a hamster ball and rolls it down a steep, snow-covered mountain |
| 14:32.25 | Baroness | eww |
| 14:32.32 | Baroness | ~pitchfork orange |
| 14:32.33 | purl | ACTION charges full speed, chasing down orange and impales orange in the bottom |
| 14:33.21 | orange | ~shake Baroness |
| 14:33.21 | purl | ACTION shakes Baroness vigorously and hangs him out to dry |
| 14:33.27 | orange | s/him/her/ :-) |
| 14:34.05 | Baroness | ~fishslap orange |
| 14:34.06 | purl | ACTION slaps orange up side the head with a wet fish. |
| 14:34.17 | orange | ~bodyslam baroness |
| 14:34.17 | purl | ACTION jumps off the high rope and lands on baroness with a deafening thud |
| 14:34.30 | Baroness | ~whaleslap orange |
| 14:34.30 | purl | ACTION beats orange upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh |
| 14:34.51 | orange | ~sharkswithfrickinlasers Baroness |
| 14:34.51 | purl | ACTION asks orange if he _really_ needs to say anything else for this one |
| 14:36.59 | Baroness | lol! |
| 14:37.08 | Baroness | ouch..i think you beat me with that one |
| 14:37.28 | orange | was looking forward to Baroness revealing more purl secrets :-) |
| 14:37.40 | Baroness | ~lart orange |
| 14:37.40 | purl | installs a bad bootloader on orange and turns orange into a brick |
| 14:38.09 | orange | ~plop Baroness |
| 14:38.10 | purl | ACTION plops Baroness into a giant vat of herring |
| 14:38.27 | Baroness | ~cook orange |
| 14:38.27 | purl | ACTION throws orange in a big pan with veggies inside and cooks orange on 350 for an hour |
| 14:38.50 | orange | ~bonk Baroness |
| 14:38.51 | purl | ACTION bonks orange on behalf of Baroness |
| 14:38.54 | orange | doh! |
| 14:39.00 | orange | trapped |
| 14:40.23 | Baroness | hehe! only reason i haven't done it yet ;-) |
| 14:40.24 | Baroness | lol |
| 14:40.32 | Baroness | all because of the... |
| 14:40.34 | Baroness | ~bad gn00bie |
| 14:40.35 | purl | Bad gn00bie, bad! No cookie for you! |
| 14:40.36 | orange | :-D |
| 14:41.15 | orange | ~fade Baroness |
| 14:41.27 | orange | bah, some things have been deleted |
| 14:42.18 | orange | ~realbonk Baroness |
| 14:42.19 | purl | ACTION bonks Baroness over the head |
| 14:48.35 | Baroness | oooh! |
| 14:48.37 | Baroness | yay |
| 14:48.40 | Baroness | ~realbonk gn00bie |
| 14:48.40 | purl | ACTION bonks gn00bie over the head |
| 14:48.47 | Baroness | sweeeeet! |
| 14:48.51 | Baroness | ~hail orange |
| 14:48.52 | purl | ACTION bows down to orange and chants, "I'M NOT WORTHY!!" |
| 14:49.51 | orange | some things must endure |
| 15:06.01 | *** join/##kierra ep_ (n=mdr@68.97.126.55) |
| 15:23.32 | mvironwork | rings the doorbell |
| 15:26.24 | TheRedBaron | loads the shotgun |
| 15:28.45 | orange | ~kill TheRedBaron's fingers |
| 15:28.46 | purl | ACTION shoots a charged anti-electron gun at TheRedBaron's fingers |
| 15:28.55 | orange | pries the shotgun from TheRedBaron's cold dead fingers |
| 15:29.08 | orange | you'll have to type with your toes or nose |
| 15:29.13 | orange | that's just how it goes |
| 15:29.46 | TheRedBaron | needs a neural computer now.... |
| 15:30.53 | orange | check on newegg |
| 15:31.25 | TheRedBaron | for around $500? |
| 15:31.35 | orange | sure, why not? :-) |
| 15:32.06 | orange | I think $500 will buy you just as good a neural computer as $50,000 |
| 15:32.43 | TheRedBaron | i knew hardware prices were coming down :D |
| 15:44.35 | kierra | TheRedBaron: is the internet connection in your old ofc here still operable |
| 15:44.37 | TheRedBaron | drinks his morning orange juice |
| 15:44.46 | TheRedBaron | kierra: yup |
| 15:44.55 | TheRedBaron | if you run a cable from the wall to computer :) |
| 15:46.06 | kierra | ethernet cable? |
| 15:46.17 | TheRedBaron | yup |
| 15:46.30 | kierra | like in the middle section of school room when we have visitors/ |
| 15:46.43 | kierra | ok, i think i can recognize it |
| 16:15.49 | gn00bie | ~realbonk Baroness |
| 16:15.50 | purl | ACTION bonks Baroness over the head |
| 16:16.13 | gn00bie | ~factinfo cmd: realbonk (:*?) |
| 16:16.13 | purl | gn00bie: there's no such factoid as cmd: realbonk (:*?) |
| 16:16.17 | gn00bie | ~factinfo cmd: realbonk |
| 16:16.17 | purl | gn00bie: there's no such factoid as cmd: realbonk |
| 16:16.22 | gn00bie | ~factinfo realbonk |
| 16:16.22 | purl | there's no such factoid as realbonk, gn00bie |
| 16:16.51 | kierra | gn00biliscious |
| 16:16.55 | Baroness | ~realbonk gn00bie |
| 16:16.55 | purl | ACTION bonks gn00bie over the head |
| 16:18.27 | Valumzie | Cheeze, going around campus in your birthday suit on a November morning can be a lil chilly |
| 16:18.33 | Valumzie | should have thought about it before leaving this morning |
| 16:18.35 | orange | ~streak Valumzie |
| 16:18.36 | purl | ACTION watches Valumzie run through the channel stark naked screeming "lennard jones!!!!" |
| 16:18.53 | Valumzie | weeeeeeeeee |
| 16:19.19 | orange | gn00bie: I had realbonk hardcoded into purl |
| 16:19.22 | orange | so you can't change it |
| 16:20.05 | Baroness | yay!! |
| 16:20.07 | Baroness | ~cookies orange |
| 16:20.08 | purl | ACTION hands orange a nice, steaming chocolate chip cookie, hot from the oven |
| 16:20.21 | orange | feels guilty because of the lie, but eats the cookie anyway :-) |
| 16:24.42 | Baroness | what?!?! you mean its not safe from the gn00bie?!?! aaaah! |
| 16:29.58 | Valumzie | ~heal ashgadgets_ill |
| 16:29.59 | purl | ACTION heals ashgadgets_ill with Super Cow Powers. |
| 16:30.04 | Valumzie | ~kill ashgadgets_ill |
| 16:30.05 | purl | ACTION shoots a magneto-ionized fluxquark gun at ashgadgets_ill |
| 16:30.09 | Valumzie | mouahahahhahahaha |
| 16:32.18 | gn00bie | orange: ah, did you? |
| 16:32.43 | gn00bie | kierra: :P |
| 16:33.10 | kierra | ? |
| 16:33.13 | gn00bie | ~factinfo realbonk (.*?) |
| 16:33.13 | purl | gn00bie: there's no such factoid as realbonk (.*?) |
| 16:33.26 | kierra | i didnt do anything :P |
| 16:33.35 | gn00bie | kierra: exactly :P |
| 16:33.46 | gn00bie | I should have written down the factinfo command |
| 16:34.00 | gn00bie | ~factinfo realbonk (*.?) |
| 16:34.00 | purl | gn00bie: there's no such factoid as realbonk (*.?) |
| 16:34.09 | gn00bie | humm, log time |
| 16:35.15 | gn00bie | yesterday at work I had to run a purl script that did not have a shebang in it |
| 16:35.18 | gn00bie | at work |
| 16:35.29 | gn00bie | I ended up typing purl whatever.pl |
| 16:35.41 | gn00bie | see, perl purl! |
| 16:36.46 | gn00bie | ~factinfo cmd: realbonk (.*?) |
| 16:36.46 | purl | cmd: realbonk (.*?) -- created by orange <n=mdw@about/essy/gummy/pdpc.supporter.active.orange> 1h 54m 34s ago; it has been requested 4 times, last by Baroness, 19m 51s ago. |
| 16:36.50 | gn00bie | yay |
| 16:36.56 | gn00bie | ~realbonk Baroness |
| 16:36.57 | purl | ACTION bonks Baroness over the head |
| 16:37.01 | gn00bie | Baroness: be very afraid! :P |
| 16:37.07 | Baroness | hmph! |
| 16:37.14 | Baroness | ~realbonk gn00bie |
| 16:37.15 | purl | ACTION bonks gn00bie over the head |
| 16:37.18 | Baroness | whew... |
| 16:37.21 | gn00bie | I am hunting wabbits! |
| 16:37.27 | Baroness | ooooh?! |
| 16:37.41 | Baroness | but its duck season! |
| 16:37.43 | Baroness | :P |
| 16:37.43 | orange | gn00bie: hehehe |
| 16:38.32 | gn00bie | Baroness: you are a lame duck who cannot remember commands or grep for them :P |
| 16:38.37 | gn00bie | ~realbonk Baroness |
| 16:38.37 | purl | ACTION bonks Baroness over the head |
| 16:38.47 | gn00bie | ~gn00bie |
| 16:38.48 | purl | extra, extra, read all about it, gn00bie is the dictator, the supreme pontate, and official moneyshaker, or the bonk master!! |
| 16:39.19 | Baroness | grrrrrr |
| 16:40.13 | gn00bie | I am the bonkmaster, you are not |
| 16:40.15 | gn00bie | :) |
| 16:40.48 | gn00bie | I am the prince of darkness |
| 16:40.57 | gn00bie | you are just .. ermm.... ness? |
| 16:41.09 | Baroness | ~kill the 'prince of darkness' |
| 16:41.10 | purl | ACTION shoots a inverse graviton gun at the 'prince of darkness' |
| 16:41.20 | Baroness | ~whaleslap gn00bie |
| 16:41.21 | purl | ACTION beats gn00bie upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh |
| 16:42.07 | gn00bie | muhahahhahaha |
| 16:44.00 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: remind me to write a really long node to Baroness sometime |
| 16:44.30 | gn00bie | I will insinuate that Baroness is a Barack Obama supporter |
| 16:45.00 | kierra | winces at the prince of darkness moniker |
| 16:45.19 | gn00bie | kierra: it is a megadeth song |
| 16:45.33 | gn00bie | if you can call it a song that is |
| 16:46.18 | Baroness | ~kill gn00bie |
| 16:46.18 | purl | ACTION shoots a ionized anti-meson gun at gn00bie |
| 16:46.23 | Baroness | your fired! fired I say! |
| 16:46.32 | Baroness | ~pitchfork gn00bie |
| 16:46.33 | purl | ACTION charges full speed, chasing down gn00bie and impales gn00bie in the bottom |
| 16:46.45 | gn00bie | This girl called Baroness, has one thing she has to fess, |
| 16:46.53 | gn00bie | she watches futurama, and supports Barack Obama |
| 16:47.02 | gn00bie | ! |
| 16:48.09 | Baroness | .... |
| 16:48.14 | Baroness | is not impressed.... |
| 16:48.58 | gn00bie | why not? |
| 16:49.18 | gn00bie | were you more impressed by the Story of a Baroness who lost 40 lbs? |
| 17:05.30 | TheRedBaron | is now known as emp |
| 17:07.17 | Baroness | eeh.... |
| 17:07.23 | Baroness | nope! :P |
| 17:07.24 | Baroness | lol |
| 17:08.51 | gn00bie | ~realbonk Baroness |
| 17:08.51 | purl | ACTION bonks Baroness over the head |
| 17:08.52 | gn00bie | yay |
| 17:10.47 | Baroness | hmph! |
| 17:53.12 | TheRedBaron | ~chase orange |
| 17:53.13 | purl | ACTION chases orange |
| 17:55.10 | gn00bie | ~lart orange for giving Baroness_lunch the real bonk |
| 17:55.10 | purl | dumps 42 tons of dirt, manure, and fish heads on orange for giving Baroness_lunch the real bonk |
| 17:55.23 | TheRedBaron | apropros |
| 17:57.58 | orange | *I* used it first :-) |
| 17:59.10 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: don't be fooled by the lies of the citrus ! |
| 17:59.34 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron: thanks for the timely advice! |
| 17:59.58 | orange | check the logs |
| 18:00.14 | gn00bie | facts do not get in the way of a good story |
| 18:00.40 | orange | check the tower chief's logs! |
| 18:03.35 | TheRedBaron | tower chief? |
| 18:03.38 | TheRedBaron | we have a tower chief ? |
| 18:03.57 | TheRedBaron | since when have we allowed authoritative figures here?!? |
| 18:04.04 | TheRedBaron | ~banish the tower chief! |
| 18:04.04 | purl | ACTION erases the tower chief! into ineffable bit aether |
| 18:04.05 | orange | a few good men movie quote |
| 18:04.19 | TheRedBaron | oh |
| 18:04.30 | TheRedBaron | no good men here, much less a few good men... |
| 18:04.49 | orange | AHEM |
| 18:05.07 | TheRedBaron | (am i speaking for myself again?) |
| 18:05.19 | orange | you type fast for a man with no fingers |
| 18:05.36 | TheRedBaron | they had a special on neural computers on woot ;) |
| 18:05.42 | orange | woot! |
| 18:06.04 | orange | lame woot today |
| 18:06.24 | orange | answering machines are so 1990's |
| 18:10.07 | gn00bie | woot.com? |
| 18:11.48 | TheRedBaron | woot! |
| 18:13.02 | orange | http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/A-Few-Good-Men.html |
| 18:13.15 | orange | erm, language is a slight issue in that link |
| 18:13.27 | orange | the movie is rated R I believe, so... yeah |
| 18:14.59 | TheRedBaron | yea - i've seen the movie |
| 18:15.21 | TheRedBaron | jack Nicholson, tom cruise |
| 18:15.28 | TheRedBaron | and horrible misspelling from trb |
| 18:15.58 | orange | love that movie |
| 18:16.58 | gn00bie | orange: I wish you could speak Hindi |
| 18:17.08 | gn00bie | there are a few movies that you would love if you loved A few good men |
| 18:17.51 | orange | alas, no luck |
| 18:31.12 | TheRedBaron | ~teach orange hindi |
| 18:31.13 | purl | ACTION sits orange down and forces orange to learn to hindi, even if it takes 15 years |
| 18:31.26 | TheRedBaron | ~purl~~ |
| 18:31.32 | TheRedBaron | ~purl++ |
| 18:36.02 | ndim | hehe |
| 19:05.36 | gn00bie | Baroness: that was a long lunch |
| 19:06.09 | kierra | is that the movie where i held up a blanket at the orlando house, TheRedBaron??? |
| 19:06.22 | kierra | it had jack in it |
| 19:10.50 | Baroness | i went to help TrB terrorize his pets.... :P |
| 19:12.07 | ndim | Baroness: Haha. And you fled when the pets started terrorizing back? :) |
| 19:13.38 | gn00bie | Baroness: did you eat them for lunch??????????????? |
| 19:14.10 | gn00bie | ~Baroness++ |
| 19:14.56 | ndim | gn00bie: Small cats contain an amount of meat suitable for vegetarians. |
| 19:17.14 | Baroness | lol |
| 19:17.30 | Baroness | why else do you think im soooo stuffed!?!? |
| 19:17.36 | Baroness | just dont tell val anything!! |
| 19:17.40 | Baroness | is innocent.... |
| 19:17.53 | ndim | Stuffed? |
| 19:18.04 | ndim | Then you have not coughed up the hairball... |
| 19:21.33 | Baroness | eew no...of course you shave all the hair off first.... |
| 19:22.13 | kierra | baroness: whats the game plan for this pm? |
| 19:22.38 | ndim | Still hungry, hunting more game yet? |
| 19:23.06 | Baroness | umm :X |
| 19:23.55 | Baroness | im leaving here at 4...giving myself enough time to dash home, change, pack up the car, and leave by 4:30 with you and rb2 |
| 19:24.14 | kierra | k |
| 19:24.26 | kierra | question since trb is ignoring me |
| 19:25.34 | kierra | (1:12:50 PM) orange: http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/A-Few-Good-Men.html <---(2:05:55 PM) kierra: is that the movie where i held up a blanket at the orlando house, TheRedBaron??? |
| 19:29.29 | Baroness | lol...no i dont think so |
| 19:29.35 | orange | kierra: it's not that kind of movie |
| 19:29.49 | gn00bie | I did not think you were the blanket holding type :P |
| 19:31.32 | kierra | you dont understand, gn00bie |
| 19:31.43 | kierra | it was about 3-4 yrs ago |
| 19:31.50 | kierra | at my sis's in orlando |
| 19:32.03 | kierra | we all were there, she and her family as well |
| 19:32.37 | kierra | and we're tryinjg to decide what to watch on their satellite tv ....a gazillion choices |
| 19:32.39 | gn00bie | I still cannot condone holding the blanket :P |
| 19:32.43 | kierra | but has to be family fare |
| 19:32.48 | kierra | lol |
| 19:33.10 | TheRedBaron | kierra: no |
| 19:33.12 | gn00bie | I am firmly of the opinion that TV is the work of the satan |
| 19:33.17 | kierra | i forget the jack nicholson movie....but sis said "oh, this movie is great' |
| 19:33.24 | orange | the shining? |
| 19:33.29 | kierra | so we sat down to watch it |
| 19:33.44 | kierra | no, there was a dog and a gay guy in it |
| 19:33.44 | TheRedBaron | orange: no - its where he's OCD |
| 19:33.50 | TheRedBaron | i'm blanking on the title |
| 19:33.54 | TheRedBaron | As good as it gets |
| 19:34.04 | orange | yeah, I haven't seen that all the way through |
| 19:34.11 | gn00bie | roflmao |
| 19:34.13 | orange | is that a blanket-covering movie? |
| 19:34.24 | gn00bie | a mad dog that would not sit still and a gay guy, I love it :P |
| 19:34.33 | gn00bie | never seen the movie, but I love it regardless |
| 19:34.55 | kierra | yeah, well it comes to this part and i wasn't sure where it was going.....so I lifted the blanket covering me to block the tv shot |
| 19:35.16 | kierra | my 38yr old niece still laughs about that |
| 19:35.23 | gn00bie | I think I should do more serious stuff from now as far as my m00vies go |
| 19:35.27 | gn00bie | I will do a documentary |
| 19:35.35 | gn00bie | on Baroness's weight loss program! |
| 19:36.02 | orange | kierra: where was it going? |
| 19:36.10 | orange | I mean, was it scary, violent, kama sutra? |
| 19:36.36 | Baroness | ... |
| 19:36.39 | Baroness | ~realbonk gn00bie |
| 19:36.40 | purl | ACTION bonks gn00bie over the head |
| 19:37.02 | gn00bie | :P |
| 19:37.14 | gn00bie | kierra: or was it pole dance? |
| 19:37.25 | gn00bie | I need to get you some education on pole dance I have been told :P |
| 19:37.43 | kierra | orange: idk, we switched to a firefighter movie |
| 19:37.54 | TheRedBaron | ladder 49 |
| 19:37.58 | kierra | it was heading to freshness |
| 19:38.12 | kierra | omg, gn00bie! |
| 19:38.22 | kierra | who told him that |
| 19:38.27 | gn00bie | someone told me you had to google for pole dance |
| 19:38.34 | gn00bie | kierra: Baroness told me |
| 19:38.34 | kierra | sigh |
| 19:38.47 | orange | kierra: plausible deniability... if you say "who told him that" it kinda confirms it |
| 19:38.51 | kierra | ask trb what is means when a man sighs and a woman sighs |
| 19:39.02 | orange | if you say "what are you talking about" it is much more vague |
| 19:39.07 | gn00bie | kierra: shaking the moneymaker usually involves a pole |
| 19:39.27 | kierra | and you do that everyday??!?!?!?1 |
| 19:39.37 | Baroness | WHAT?!?! |
| 19:39.42 | Baroness | ~bad gn00bie |
| 19:39.43 | purl | Bad gn00bie, bad! No cookie for you! |
| 19:39.45 | Baroness | is innocent! |
| 19:40.02 | gn00bie | kierra: maybe :P but Baroness snitched on you! |
| 19:40.11 | kierra | no she didn't |
| 19:40.21 | Baroness | thanks mum :) |
| 19:40.21 | gn00bie | how else would I know? |
| 19:40.26 | Baroness | ~cookies kierra |
| 19:40.27 | purl | ACTION hands kierra a nice, steaming chocolate chip cookie, hot from the oven |
| 19:40.28 | gn00bie | and on that pole dancing note |
| 19:40.28 | kierra | i was half paying attention to a conversation |
| 19:40.29 | gn00bie | ~shake |
| 19:40.29 | purl | ACTION shakes his booty all over town |
| 19:40.32 | gn00bie | time to shake the moneymaker |
| 19:40.36 | gn00bie | kierra: she used pm! |
| 19:40.40 | kierra | :P |
| 19:40.50 | kierra | i dont believe you , gn00bie |
| 19:40.52 | gn00bie | it was her bribe for me to not do the documentary! |
| 19:40.56 | Baroness | bonks for you gn00bie... |
| 19:41.01 | gn00bie | kierra: you believe my ~replacement? :( |
| 19:41.09 | kierra | no |
| 19:41.10 | gn00bie | :P |
| 19:41.18 | kierra | you have no replacement |
| 19:41.27 | gn00bie | :P |
| 19:41.31 | gn00bie | ok, have to go now |
| 19:42.43 | kierra | byes |
| 19:44.23 | TheRedBaron | ~replace orange |
| 19:44.24 | purl | ACTION replaces orange with a very small shell script |
| 19:44.37 | *** kick/##kierra [orange!n=ZeeBaron@75.144.224.155] by Grapefruit1 (Grapefruit1) |
| 19:44.39 | Grapefruit1 | :D |
| 19:58.48 | kierra | lol |
| 20:02.13 | ndim | is now known as Lemon |
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| 20:02.39 | *** mode/##kierra [+o orange] by ChanServ |
| 20:03.02 | orange | ~squeeze Grapefruit1 |
| 20:03.02 | purl | ACTION squeezes the juice out of Grapefruit1 until there just ain't nothin left |
| 20:03.15 | Grapefruit1 | has been vanquished ! |
| 20:04.14 | ndim | ~squeeze orange |
| 20:04.15 | purl | ACTION squeezes the juice out of orange until there just ain't nothin left |
| 20:04.18 | ndim | ~squeeze lemon |
| 20:04.19 | purl | ACTION squeezes the juice out of lemon until there just ain't nothin left |
| 20:04.25 | ndim | ~squeeze Apple Inc. |
| 20:04.26 | purl | ACTION squeezes the juice out of Apple Inc. until there just ain't nothin left |
| 20:05.16 | TheRedBaron | ndim: making a cocktail? |
| 20:05.56 | ndim | TheRedBaron: Making a mess. |
| 20:06.59 | ndim | Meh. |
| 20:07.27 | ndim | There is something stupid going on here. |
| 20:18.32 | ndim | I know nothing about the topic in general, and about the specific case. |
| 20:18.42 | ndim | But I might be drawn into it. |
| 20:19.00 | TheRedBaron | ya lost me |
| 20:19.15 | ndim | I'm pretty lost myself. |
| 20:19.32 | TheRedBaron | oh great - its the blind leading the blind :D |
| 20:19.58 | ndim | Erk. |
| 20:20.04 | ndim | Meh. |
| 20:20.08 | ndim | I hate this. |
| 20:20.47 | ndim | OK, I'd better just go to bed, sleep over it, and wait until the hard facts start coming in... tomorrow or on Saturday. |
| 20:23.15 | orange | guesses he missed something while he was removed from the channel |
| 20:26.26 | kierra | he must mean the flag flying at half mast |
| 20:26.33 | kierra | ~ice SkinTex |
| 20:26.34 | purl | ACTION sneaks up behind SkinTex and dumps an entire bucket of ice on top of them |
| 20:29.09 | ndim | orange: No, you didn't. |
| 20:29.36 | orange | then your rambling is even more confusing :-) |
| 20:32.12 | ndim | Tell me about it. :) |
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| 20:41.04 | TheRedBaron2 | hrm |
| 20:41.29 | orange | ~clone TheRedBaron |
| 20:41.30 | purl | ACTION takes out his Cloner-2000 and starts making dozens of duplicates of TheRedBaron! |
| 20:41.56 | orange | oh man |
| 20:41.59 | orange | can I take that back? |
| 20:42.13 | TheRedBaron2 | is going to take over zee world ! |
| 20:45.10 | ndim | orange: Nope. The TheRedBaron fork bomb is running now - no chance to stop it, unless you reboot the universe. |
| 20:54.15 | orange | ~reboot the universe |
| 20:54.16 | purl | ACTION pushes the universe's reset button |
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| 21:07.40 | orange | two barons down |
| 21:07.42 | orange | one to go |
| 21:11.02 | ndim | hrhrhr |
| 21:14.18 | orange | the reboot is working |
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| 21:22.58 | TheRedBaron | :D |
| 21:23.18 | *** part/##kierra LongDon (n=LongDon@host-091-097-079-128.ewe-ip-backbone.de) |
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| 21:26.58 | TheRedBaron | is a routing genius ? |
| 21:27.50 | TheRedBaron | but my genius must end... for I am out of coffee :( |
| 21:28.18 | orange | recommends a router that will run dd-wrt |
| 21:28.40 | TheRedBaron | this time it wasn't the router. Configuring my network for jumbo frames |
| 21:29.43 | TheRedBaron | checks dd-wrt.com |
| 21:30.33 | TheRedBaron | nope |
| 21:30.47 | orange | nope? |
| 21:31.11 | TheRedBaron | nope |
| 21:31.22 | orange | nope? |
| 21:31.26 | TheRedBaron | nope |
| 21:31.37 | orange | is privately hoping for some elaboration |
| 21:31.56 | TheRedBaron | oh, They only have old d-link routers listed |
| 21:32.22 | orange | recommends a DIFFERENT router that will run dd-wrt, not running dd-wrt on your busticated hardware |
| 21:32.28 | TheRedBaron | really old routers |
| 21:32.36 | TheRedBaron | my hardware isn't busticated :P |
| 21:32.41 | TheRedBaron | it works quite nicely :P |
| 21:32.52 | TheRedBaron | its the network admin thats busticated ;) |
| 21:32.55 | orange | aside from the twice-daily full-network drops! |
| 21:33.07 | TheRedBaron | orange: thats usually me relocating positions :P |
| 21:33.25 | TheRedBaron | and switching from either wireless --> wired and vice/versa |
| 21:33.35 | orange | use your dhcp tables to assign your laptop a permanent IP |
| 21:33.38 | orange | still doled out using dhcp |
| 21:33.49 | TheRedBaron | I do :) |
| 21:34.01 | orange | you rejoin with the same IP and still get dropped? |
| 21:34.09 | orange | and ... why wired if you have wireless? |
| 21:34.20 | TheRedBaron | my wired connection - and wireless connection have two different MAC addresses :P |
| 21:34.50 | TheRedBaron | orange: because some times I take the laptop from the office - into the living room |
| 21:34.54 | TheRedBaron | and there is one other small nuance |
| 21:34.58 | TheRedBaron | watch. |
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| 21:35.15 | *** part/##kierra Manu (n=jujibo@about/essy/JujiboHunter/Manu) |
| 21:35.21 | TheRedBaron | ok. Note the IP address :P |
| 21:35.24 | TheRedBaron | now watch again. |
| 21:35.54 | *** join/##kierra TheRedBaron (n=ZeeBaron@75.144.224.156) |
| 21:35.54 | *** mode/##kierra [+o TheRedBaron] by ChanServ |
| 21:35.59 | orange | well, I don't get your IP address here |
| 21:36.01 | TheRedBaron | Now what is the IP address ? :) |
| 21:36.07 | TheRedBaron | .... |
| 21:36.17 | TheRedBaron | you have a broken client :P |
| 21:36.29 | TheRedBaron | orange: run /whois TheRedBaron |
| 21:36.34 | TheRedBaron | and /whowas TheRedBaron |
| 21:36.45 | orange | I edited all that out of my join/part commands |
| 21:37.15 | orange | ummm, two different public IP's? |
| 21:37.25 | TheRedBaron | correctumundo ! |
| 21:37.44 | orange | but why? |
| 21:38.30 | TheRedBaron | because I am using comcast's business service - which comes with 5 different static IP addresses |
| 21:39.00 | orange | just because you have them doesn't mean you have to use them :-) |
| 21:39.08 | TheRedBaron | I know :) |
| 21:39.28 | TheRedBaron | I have one IP address for my home network. And another IP address for my linux boxen |
| 21:39.48 | TheRedBaron | and the linux boxen is currently in the living room - which is were I frequently relocate to with the laptop in the evening |
| 21:40.49 | orange | but... doesn't you wireless work everywhere? |
| 21:40.55 | orange | s/you/your/ |
| 21:40.58 | TheRedBaron | and I switch from wireless to wired - because wired doesn't lag when gaming ;) |
| 21:41.21 | orange | bah |
| 21:41.38 | TheRedBaron | so its not the router - its rock solid. Its the network admin thats busticated ;) |
| 21:41.51 | orange | convoluted |
| 21:42.01 | TheRedBaron | its really not that convoluted |
| 21:42.13 | TheRedBaron | Its just two different networks that I switch inbetween :) |
| 21:44.32 | TheRedBaron | today's disturbances was the rebooting of the nics to accept new configurations :) |
| 21:51.16 | TheRedBaron | now if you pardon me - i'm switching networks again :P |
| 21:52.13 | *** join/##kierra TheRedBaron (n=ZeeBaron@75.144.224.155) |
| 21:52.13 | *** mode/##kierra [+o TheRedBaron] by ChanServ |
| 21:52.21 | TheRedBaron | back :P |
| 21:52.43 | orange | lol |
| 21:54.09 | TheRedBaron | are you mocking my networking? :P |
| 21:58.15 | orange | has that been unclear in some way? ;-) |
| 22:01.58 | TheRedBaron | lol |
| 22:02.17 | TheRedBaron | taking over the world is not as easy as those cartoon characters make it sound :( |
| 22:04.35 | orange | that earth creature has stolen my space modulator |
| 22:05.52 | TheRedBaron | ~orange++ |
| 22:09.27 | TheRedBaron | ah, fresh coffee |
| 22:09.30 | TheRedBaron | now I can take over the world |
| 22:10.46 | TheRedBaron | but first! one must check the weather |
| 22:10.46 | TheRedBaron | ~weather ktlh |
| 22:10.46 | TheRedBaron | insubordinate ! |
| 22:10.48 | TheRedBaron | ~weather KTLH |
| 22:11.09 | TheRedBaron | ah 75F, perfect weather for taking over the world |
| 22:11.25 | ndim | ~weather NZSP |
| 22:11.33 | ndim | You said "the world", right? |
| 22:11.40 | TheRedBaron | right |
| 22:11.51 | TheRedBaron | did some one beat me to it ? |
| 22:12.09 | ndim | Well... -40 F on parts of that world. |
| 22:12.34 | TheRedBaron | auctions that part off on ebay |
| 22:13.21 | ndim | orange: I think TheRedBaron does not have a network. He has a notwork. |
| 22:13.49 | TheRedBaron | ~ndim++ |
| 22:13.56 | ndim | And on that note... |
| 22:14.00 | ndim | good night. |
| 22:14.01 | ndim | :) |
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| 22:29.29 | orange | ndim: :-) |
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| 22:43.01 | dexter- | kierra, ping? |
| 22:43.43 | dexter- | oh nevermind - rb2 showed up :) |
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| 22:47.07 | TheRedBaron | curses encoded PHP to the bowels of hell |
| 23:16.55 | *** part/##kierra TheRedBaron (n=ZeeBaron@75.144.224.155) |
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| 23:18.59 | TheRedBaron | ah better |
| 23:19.22 | CBG | dances |
| 23:19.35 | TheRedBaron | Sell me the infection! As its only for the weak, I've no need for your sympathy for the misery that is me |
| 23:20.25 | CBG | TheRedBaron: Left 4 Dead? |
| 23:20.52 | TheRedBaron | CBG: are you dancing in the moonlight ? |
| 23:21.07 | CBG | If only... |
| 23:25.01 | TheRedBaron | should probably comb his hair before going to his algebra test... |
| 23:26.47 | TheRedBaron | no time |
| 23:26.49 | TheRedBaron | runs to class |
| 23:27.25 | Pimpi_ | no, uncombed hair makes you look more like a genius. if you fail the test, you can still say it was to trivial to get your mind start working |
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