| 00:01.41 | gn00bie | sharing ratio = 1 |
| 00:01.44 | gn00bie | time to close bt |
| 00:02.58 | CBG | tickles TheRedBaron |
| 00:03.27 | TheRedBaron | weeeee |
| 00:03.30 | TheRedBaron | is ticklish |
| 00:04.07 | TheRedBaron | Flash: but.... I hat this class |
| 00:04.34 | TheRedBaron | Here's a question: "Which two of teh following items are you required to know when installing a fedora core linux server" |
| 00:05.13 | TheRedBaron | available answers: |
| 00:05.13 | TheRedBaron | A. Your internet service provider's name |
| 00:05.13 | TheRedBaron | B. Your printer brand and model |
| 00:05.14 | TheRedBaron | C. The number of buttons on your mouse |
| 00:05.14 | TheRedBaron | D> the server's IP address |
| 00:05.36 | TheRedBaron | From reading the text book - i know it wants C & D. |
| 00:05.39 | mviron | TheRedBaron: depends on what you are installing |
| 00:05.39 | CBG | C of course. |
| 00:06.05 | mviron | if you have a printer, then you would need to know what printer brand / model you have |
| 00:06.26 | mviron | it's a trick question! |
| 00:06.40 | TheRedBaron | i thought it was more of a dumb question... |
| 00:06.57 | mviron | TheRedBaron: and, you are correct, dumb |
| 00:07.47 | ndim | mviron: With contemporary printers attached via USB you don't need to know the model name - you just need to plug it in. |
| 00:08.12 | ndim | Similar for network printers using IPP. |
| 00:08.21 | mviron | ndim: true, but older printers (ie, non-usb), you would need to know that |
| 00:08.25 | ndim | yupp |
| 00:12.30 | TheRedBaron | is calling the question dumb a bad idea when turning in an assignment ? |
| 00:13.08 | Valumzie | Might be; some instructors are sensitive ;) |
| 00:21.56 | kierra | Valumzie: pong |
| 00:21.58 | kierra | again |
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| 00:28.59 | UncleMeno | ug |
| 00:29.02 | UncleMeno | rain |
| 00:29.13 | UncleMeno | probably another hour of rain delay |
| 00:47.39 | gn00bie | UncleMeno: who should I be rooting for? |
| 00:49.43 | TheRedBaron | yes - our cheers can be bought :) |
| 00:49.57 | gn00bie | my morals, are flexible |
| 00:50.47 | gn00bie | on that note |
| 00:50.51 | gn00bie | time to go look for breakfast |
| 00:58.08 | kierra_away | root for tampa! |
| 01:05.08 | TheRedBaron | breakfast at 9 pm ? |
| 01:05.19 | TheRedBaron | eyes gn00bie curiously |
| 01:05.33 | TheRedBaron | tries to reset gn00bie's biological clock |
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| 02:05.57 | TheRedBaron1 | ~lart comcast |
| 02:05.57 | purl | drops a truckload of VAXen on comcast |
| 02:07.02 | Valumzie1 | no tf2 :( |
| 02:07.26 | mviron | hugs Valumzie1 |
| 02:07.33 | Valumzie1 | ty :) |
| 02:07.56 | TheRedBaron1 | ~pinch mviron |
| 02:07.56 | purl | ACTION scuttles after mviron, pinches him, and then scuttles away |
| 02:09.14 | *** mode/##kierra [+o Valumzie] by ChanServ |
| 02:09.21 | mviron | sends Valumzie a bottle of water |
| 02:30.58 | kierra_away | what's with your connection lately, TheRedBaron1 |
| 02:31.21 | TheRedBaron1 | no clue.... |
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| 08:19.24 | gn00bie | ok someone hold TheRedBaron and Valumzie |
| 08:19.28 | gn00bie | for they are about to be shocked |
| 08:19.29 | gn00bie | ~shake |
| 08:19.30 | purl | ACTION shakes his booty all over town |
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| 10:01.03 | catay | eeek, very early shake |
| 10:01.07 | catay | slaps gn00bie |
| 10:01.12 | catay | on a sunday???, |
| 10:38.04 | kierra_away | at 4am gn00bie???? |
| 10:39.21 | ndim | ~coffee kierra |
| 10:39.22 | purl | ACTION steals some of Winny's special coffee and gives it to kierra on a silver platter. |
| 10:40.51 | ndim | kierra: My guess is gn00bie uses a true random number generator to define the times he ~shakes, to keep his coworkers and bosses used to not relying on gn00bie being there at any specific time. |
| 10:43.02 | kierra | rofl, how true, ndim! |
| 10:43.14 | kierra | the man is brilliant! |
| 10:43.34 | kierra | UncleMeno: you didnt rub it in???? |
| 10:43.43 | kierra | my Rays lost last nighgt |
| 10:43.56 | ndim | sends kierra a ray of hope |
| 10:44.07 | kierra | why TY |
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| 11:05.28 | kierra | ~coffee Valumzie |
| 11:05.28 | purl | ACTION steals some of Manu's special coffee and gives it to Valumzie on a silver platter. |
| 11:06.54 | Manu | my coffee :) |
| 11:15.56 | kierra | you are sweet to share, Manu |
| 11:16.09 | Manu | :) |
| 11:16.38 | Manu | kierra: but is not Valumzie it's Valumzie1 ;) |
| 11:22.18 | kierra | i know but i am lazy |
| 11:24.05 | Manu | :) |
| 11:49.00 | ndim | Valumtarget? |
| 11:49.13 | ndim | Oh, "1" not "l". |
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| 12:09.26 | SkinTex | morning |
| 12:12.54 | catay | ah, den hollander, nog altijd hier :P |
| 12:13.00 | catay | morning :) |
| 12:21.30 | SkinTex | Catay, uiteraard verblijf ik hier, onkruid vergaat immers niet ;) |
| 12:23.02 | catay | SkinTex: heh |
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| 12:46.30 | kierra | Valumzie2: whats up with you guys today |
| 12:46.59 | kierra | there's an event at chapel hill tonight |
| 12:50.14 | gn00bie | ok bed time |
| 12:50.30 | gn00bie | thanks for the slap catay :P |
| 12:50.43 | catay | oh , already done working? :p |
| 12:50.50 | gn00bie | yeah, I am tired :P |
| 12:50.55 | catay | i still have to start: P |
| 12:50.58 | gn00bie | 4 hours is enough for a sunday |
| 12:51.12 | gn00bie | need to bank some time because I need to move soon |
| 12:51.23 | catay | oh |
| 12:51.28 | gn00bie | move to a new apartment that is |
| 12:51.33 | gn00bie | painful :P |
| 12:51.38 | catay | hehe |
| 12:51.44 | catay | yeah .. i can imagine |
| 12:54.06 | gn00bie | if anyone wants to donate to the charity GRIERF - please do |
| 12:55.00 | kierra | uhoh, what is that? |
| 12:55.07 | kierra | gn00bie rierf |
| 12:55.29 | gn00bie | gn00bie retirement in extreme richness fund |
| 12:55.45 | kierra | i want that too |
| 12:55.47 | gn00bie | I promise I will give you all access to my boats and stuff |
| 12:55.58 | gn00bie | and rides in my lambos too |
| 12:56.33 | kierra | at what speed |
| 12:56.53 | kierra | i want to tour europe |
| 12:57.01 | kierra | go on a greek island tour |
| 12:57.05 | kierra | cruise |
| 12:57.12 | gn00bie | if I can have a lambo, the tour to europe can be arranged |
| 12:57.29 | gn00bie | at speeds between 30 and 220 mph |
| 12:58.02 | kierra | gn00bie, I have a woefully late thank you note that needs addressing to you |
| 12:58.08 | kierra | bzmail me your address |
| 12:58.31 | gn00bie | kierra: I am going to move next weekend |
| 12:58.43 | gn00bie | so hold on to that thank you note for a little bit longer |
| 12:59.29 | kierra | ok |
| 13:00.17 | gn00bie | though I am not sure if a thank you note is in order |
| 13:01.06 | kierra | believe me, dear, it is woefully overdue |
| 13:01.41 | gn00bie | just bonk Baroness on the head IRL on my behalf a couple of times - we will call it good |
| 13:01.47 | kierra | i had a great time - lunch, the ride out to the lake, etc |
| 13:01.49 | kierra | noooooo |
| 13:02.36 | gn00bie | why not? :P |
| 13:03.01 | kierra | cuz i can do that everyday |
| 13:03.07 | kierra | its not special anymore |
| 13:03.23 | gn00bie | it is special if gets done on my behalf :P |
| 13:03.54 | kierra | hehe |
| 13:03.59 | kierra | gtg, duty calls |
| 13:04.18 | kierra | i'd like a housekeeper too, gn00bie |
| 13:04.22 | kierra | and a cook |
| 13:04.45 | gn00bie | kierra: for 1 million dollars, both can be arranged :) |
| 13:04.47 | gn00bie | later then |
| 13:05.14 | kierra | shoot, for 10 the 6th , i'd do it |
| 13:05.38 | kierra | bye sweetness |
| 14:06.40 | kierra | lol, if you die with teenagers in the house, you go straight to heaven |
| 14:07.29 | kierra | thats a quote I just heard |
| 14:09.01 | catay | why ? |
| 14:12.24 | kierra | cuz teenagers are challenging??? |
| 14:12.28 | kierra | idk |
| 14:12.45 | kierra | just a funny thing to say |
| 14:23.30 | kierra | catay: you have to have teens in the house to appreciate it |
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| 14:29.22 | kierra | ;join ##catay |
| 14:29.27 | kierra | oops |
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| 14:47.57 | kierra | epster! |
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| 15:04.38 | kierra | Abominable: :) |
| 15:04.46 | Abominable | Hello kierra :) |
| 15:08.32 | UncleMeno | <kierra> UncleMeno: you didnt rub it in???? |
| 15:08.41 | UncleMeno | Rays lost vs a 45 YO pitcher !! |
| 15:08.41 | kierra | phillies won last night |
| 15:10.33 | UncleMeno | knows, he stayed up to watch |
| 15:10.39 | UncleMeno | :) |
| 15:11.35 | kierra | i went to bed |
| 15:11.44 | kierra | at 4th inning |
| 15:12.00 | UncleMeno | hehe |
| 15:12.11 | UncleMeno | some 'fan' u r |
| 15:13.09 | kierra | i was very tired |
| 15:13.14 | kierra | the kids stayed up |
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| 15:15.45 | UncleMeno | well, i got ready for a late night, watched doppler and knew the rain would stop 9:30 - 10 |
| 15:16.06 | UncleMeno | MtDew :) |
| 15:17.22 | TheRedBaron2 | does the dew |
| 15:17.39 | kierra | ~lart TheRedBaron2 |
| 15:17.39 | purl | gives TheRedBaron2 a good seeing to |
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| 15:18.05 | UncleMeno | level 56? what a SLACKER ! |
| 15:18.33 | TheRedBaron | :D |
| 15:19.00 | UncleMeno | how about them Rays !?! |
| 15:19.14 | UncleMeno | can't win against a 45 year old pitcher ! |
| 15:19.43 | UncleMeno | YAY for old guys! :P |
| 15:19.56 | TheRedBaron | ~unclemeno++ |
| 15:23.04 | TheRedBaron | ~lart gn00bie for the 4am ~shake |
| 15:23.04 | purl | beats gn00bie senseless with a 50lb Unix manual for the 4am ~shake |
| 15:23.22 | TheRedBaron | apropros |
| 15:23.50 | TheRedBaron | Valumzie2: I think gn00bie is in need of some sort of intervention here ! |
| 15:23.55 | *** kick/##kierra [UncleMeno!n=jolie@c-98-230-5-184.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] by kierra (for obnoxiousness) |
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| 15:24.32 | Valumzie2 | I totally agree |
| 15:24.42 | Valumzie2 | there is a big problem there |
| 15:25.06 | *** mode/##kierra [+o Valumzie] by ChanServ |
| 15:25.23 | Valumzie | Comcast and gn00bie both have big issues |
| 15:26.46 | TheRedBaron | we will have to form a society for the rescue of confused gn00bies. Of course catay will be the president |
| 15:27.10 | TheRedBaron | i'm sure catay will be honored to serve as such |
| 15:31.14 | Valumzie | we need someone located up north to keep be able to perform direct intervention if needed |
| 15:31.23 | Valumzie | maybe UncleMeno? |
| 15:36.01 | UncleMeno | huh ? |
| 15:36.03 | UncleMeno | mwha |
| 15:37.03 | UncleMeno | perhaps someone (soon to be) living in the same state ? :P |
| 15:39.44 | Valumzie | in a few months, so we need help until then :) |
| 15:40.26 | UncleMeno | ok |
| 15:40.34 | UncleMeno | got yer snow tires yet ? |
| 15:41.27 | Valumzie | not yet :P |
| 15:41.49 | Valumzie | we will be moving up in Spring-early summer; so we can get them afterwards :) |
| 15:45.46 | TheRedBaron | snow tires ? |
| 15:45.55 | TheRedBaron | what are these snow tires you speak of ? |
| 15:46.33 | ndim | TheRedBaron: They make the snow tired. |
| 15:46.42 | TheRedBaron | oh! |
| 15:47.07 | Valumzie | blinks at TheRedBaron |
| 15:47.53 | ndim | TheRedBaron: I'd strongly suggest you let Valumzie take charge of organizing vehicle maintenance. |
| 15:48.23 | Valumzie | ~ndim++ |
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| 17:12.09 | catay | president??? |
| 17:33.41 | mviron | buries catay in dvds |
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| 17:39.53 | kierra | Valumzie: ping |
| 17:40.16 | mviron | hugs kierra |
| 17:43.33 | kierra | hi mviron |
| 17:43.40 | kierra | how goes it |
| 17:43.55 | kierra | ~coffee ep |
| 17:43.55 | purl | ACTION steals some of mvironwork's special coffee and gives it to ep on a silver platter. |
| 17:44.04 | kierra | ~hug mviron |
| 17:44.05 | purl | ACTION hugs mviron |
| 17:44.58 | mviron | kierra: pretty good |
| 17:45.08 | mviron | kierra: slept in until 11 am |
| 17:45.09 | mviron | :) |
| 17:45.49 | kierra | nice! |
| 17:46.08 | mviron | yep |
| 17:46.09 | kierra | i haven't slept in till 11 in YEARS |
| 17:46.13 | mviron | :) |
| 17:46.15 | kierra | can't remember when |
| 17:46.19 | mviron | normally, I don't either |
| 17:46.28 | mviron | but, I've had several late nights |
| 17:46.35 | mviron | so must have needed it |
| 17:46.57 | kierra | yes |
| 17:47.15 | kierra | I dont normally sleep more than 6hrs |
| 17:47.36 | mviron | well...couple of nights I've had less than 6 |
| 17:47.36 | kierra | could use 8 sometimes, but doesn't happen |
| 17:49.28 | mviron | :) |
| 17:50.24 | mviron | think it's also because I'm not feeling 100% |
| 17:50.40 | catay | excuses excuses : |
| 17:50.40 | catay | :p |
| 17:50.46 | mviron | zaps catay |
| 17:51.04 | catay | jeez, so violent! |
| 17:52.03 | mviron | whatever -- I work sometimes 12 or more hours a day -- over the weekend I can sleep in whenever I want |
| 17:52.03 | mviron | lol |
| 17:52.03 | catay | lazy mviron ! |
| 17:52.03 | catay | well .. i do the same to be honest :P |
| 17:56.13 | kierra | hmm, i wonder about that, catay |
| 17:57.38 | kierra | catay, I posted a comment on your profile pic :P |
| 18:00.32 | kierra | gn00bie: be very afraid |
| 18:00.46 | mviron | sends kierra an ice cold water |
| 18:01.01 | kierra | :) ty |
| 18:01.28 | catay | kierra: i posted already one back :P |
| 18:02.12 | kierra | i answered you :P :P :P :P |
| 18:02.33 | catay | :P |
| 18:04.42 | Valumzie | kierra: ping back |
| 18:06.13 | TheRedBaron | goes streaking |
| 18:10.07 | kierra | :P you 2 |
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| 20:05.32 | kierra | yawn* |
| 20:13.33 | Valumzie | gn00bie: I have a complaint |
| 20:13.38 | TheRedBaron | is in the doghouse again :( |
| 20:14.10 | TheRedBaron | catay: help me out :) |
| 20:14.15 | Valumzie | gn00bie: TRB was just on the phone with a friend and said: "yes, I will be moving to CT...." |
| 20:14.27 | Valumzie | I guess I'll come visit over the weekends and he will send me postcards... |
| 20:14.32 | Valumzie | goes in the corner and cries |
| 20:14.55 | TheRedBaron | fails are participles :( |
| 20:15.29 | TheRedBaron | *at |
| 20:16.51 | ndim | not just participles |
| 20:17.14 | TheRedBaron | apparently |
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| 20:42.49 | Valumzie1 | I am going to shoot comcast... |
| 20:43.12 | *** mode/##kierra [+o Valumzie] by ChanServ |
| 20:49.21 | Valumzie | sighs |
| 20:58.52 | catay | TheRedBaron1: maybe it's time to start accomodating the doghouse better then :) |
| 20:59.28 | catay | sighs too :P |
| 20:59.59 | Valumzie | catay: there is no way the doghouse will become friendlier |
| 21:00.13 | Valumzie | it would take away the entire purpose of a doghouse ;) |
| 21:04.07 | catay | true, but you don't have to know it becomes more friendlier |
| 21:04.21 | TheRedBaron1 | ~catay++ |
| 21:04.41 | Valumzie | the entire purpose of a doghouse is that I make sure its not friendly :) |
| 21:04.41 | catay | I should start asking money for my consulting services :P |
| 21:05.05 | Valumzie | people should be getting their money back for your confused consulting :P |
| 21:05.21 | catay | puh! ask gn00bie how well my advice works! :p |
| 21:05.34 | gn00bie | Valumzie: ok, I am listening |
| 21:05.45 | catay | gn00bie is awake |
| 21:05.50 | catay | a miracle |
| 21:06.33 | Valumzie | catay: i dont really trust your consulting :) |
| 21:07.07 | Valumzie | gnoobie: TRB said on the phone "I am moving to CT in the Spring"... he forgot his DoDa |
| 21:07.10 | Valumzie | :( |
| 21:07.35 | gn00bie | Valumzie: :( |
| 21:08.07 | gn00bie | but I can vouch for catay's consulting, he saved my butt the other day with extremely good advice |
| 21:08.34 | Valumzie | gn00bie: he really did?! |
| 21:08.37 | catay | well, are you that surprised??? If he has to spend 90% of the time in the doghouse , you can't blame him :P |
| 21:08.44 | gn00bie | Valumzie: yes |
| 21:08.58 | Valumzie | well, he is suggesting TRB gets the doghouse nicer for his long stay there; I dont think thats good advice |
| 21:09.04 | gn00bie | I need to call my DoDA - be back in 10 or so minutes |
| 21:09.08 | Valumzie | :D |
| 21:09.17 | Valumzie | say hello to DoDa From me :) |
| 21:09.17 | catay | gn00bie: don't end up in the doghouse :P |
| 21:09.24 | Valumzie | I need to write to her :) |
| 21:09.45 | gn00bie | I will try to not end up in the doghouse |
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| 21:15.29 | Valumzie | ~lart catay |
| 21:15.29 | purl | shoots catay in the head |
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| 21:22.18 | catay | Valumzie: I don't deserve that! |
| 21:22.34 | catay | looks like gn00bie has a lot of explaining to do on the phone :D |
| 21:22.36 | Valumzie | ~milk catay |
| 21:22.37 | purl | ACTION puts on some milking gloves and says "It is not going to hurt a bit catay" |
| 21:22.37 | Valumzie | :D |
| 21:22.43 | catay | rofl |
| 21:22.51 | mviron | hugs Valumzie |
| 21:23.11 | Valumzie | :) |
| 21:25.33 | mviron | passes Valumzie dinner |
| 21:26.08 | catay | she really doesn't deserve thatm mviron ! |
| 21:26.41 | mviron | sends catay to the secret dungeon |
| 21:27.07 | Valumzie | hey! |
| 21:27.12 | Valumzie | ~lart catay |
| 21:27.12 | purl | takes out a seltzer bottle and sprays catay in the face. You know, one of those old-school seltzer bottles clowns have? Yeah those. Anyway, consider yourself spritzed |
| 21:27.25 | catay | secret dungeon = doghouse? |
| 21:27.39 | mviron | yep |
| 21:28.05 | catay | cool, then i can keep trb company :) |
| 21:28.54 | mviron | nope... |
| 21:29.02 | mviron | since you are in a completely separate wing |
| 21:29.23 | Valumzie | :D |
| 21:29.38 | gn00bie | catay: you don't get a doghouse till you get a DoDA |
| 21:29.54 | catay | really ?? |
| 21:29.59 | gn00bie | yes |
| 21:30.00 | catay | that's great :) |
| 21:30.13 | Valumzie | yeah, doghouses are only for those having a DoDa |
| 21:30.24 | catay | and , what's the status? avoided the doghouse gn00bie ? |
| 21:30.51 | gn00bie | I think I did |
| 21:30.56 | gn00bie | though you never know |
| 21:31.03 | catay | hehe |
| 21:31.34 | TheRedBaron1 | true |
| 21:31.36 | TheRedBaron1 | you never now :) |
| 21:31.38 | TheRedBaron1 | *know |
| 21:31.48 | TheRedBaron1 | catay: what is this legendary advice that has saved gn00bie ? |
| 21:31.51 | TheRedBaron1 | do share ! |
| 21:31.53 | gn00bie | you never know until you try :P |
| 21:32.10 | gn00bie | TheRedBaron1: the advice is useless to you since you don't go on benders :P |
| 21:32.33 | gn00bie | but it was very useful, notice that catay has not been slapped or milked by me in a week :P |
| 21:33.50 | catay | TheRedBaron1: ask gn00bie :) |
| 21:34.05 | TheRedBaron1 | benders ? |
| 21:34.09 | TheRedBaron1 | ~dict benders |
| 21:34.15 | gn00bie | Bender from futurama |
| 21:34.48 | TheRedBaron1 | I know bender from futurama |
| 21:35.12 | gn00bie | so going on a bender means acting like bender |
| 21:35.20 | Flash | so the advice is "get pictures"? |
| 21:35.28 | TheRedBaron1 | ah |
| 21:35.33 | TheRedBaron1 | ~flash++ |
| 21:36.36 | gn00bie | no - the advice was what tod |
| 21:36.50 | ndim | Flash pictures? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=13781&l=5c839&id=1559524261 :-) |
| 21:37.13 | gn00bie | what to do when you wake up to 12 missed calls from your mom, because 15 minutes before you passed out, you told her you would call her in 30 once you get back home from a friend's place |
| 21:37.29 | Flash | that was a fine picture.... where is ndim anyway? |
| 21:37.35 | TheRedBaron1 | gn00bie: oh man... |
| 21:37.41 | Valumzie | I want to hear catay's advice!!!!! |
| 21:37.43 | TheRedBaron1 | catay: was this advice from experience ? |
| 21:37.58 | ndim | Flash: Here! |
| 21:38.12 | gn00bie | there was more than half a bottle of scotch involved, cask strength, and some beer |
| 21:38.23 | Flash | ndim: I never got to tell you that was an awesome pic |
| 21:38.55 | gn00bie | my mom was in full panic mode |
| 21:39.00 | ndim | gn00bie: That is never a good state to be in, and doubly so while talking you your mother. |
| 21:39.07 | ndim | ~lart gn00bie |
| 21:39.07 | purl | lowers gn00bie's priority |
| 21:39.17 | gn00bie | and I was so hung over that my head was about to explode |
| 21:39.28 | ndim | Serves you right. |
| 21:39.30 | Flash | I think it's better to educate the parents on your vices than to try to hide them |
| 21:39.35 | gn00bie | ndim: yeah, every couple of years I get myself into that state, because I forget how bad it is |
| 21:39.39 | ndim | Flash: I got so lucky with that pic |
| 21:39.59 | gn00bie | Flash: true - but what she does not know will not hurt her :P |
| 21:40.14 | Flash | the truth will (eventually) come out |
| 21:40.41 | gn00bie | she does not know about the many kilograms of marijuana I took care of when in school |
| 21:43.53 | gn00bie | we Indians obviously specialize in tech support, catay was way better than any Indian :P |
| 21:44.50 | catay | well my adivce wasn't that spectaculair :P |
| 21:45.04 | gn00bie | it was :P |
| 21:45.04 | ndim | tries to think of things his mother does not know. |
| 21:45.18 | catay | i just said ... tell your mom your mobile was still in silent mode |
| 21:45.42 | catay | or .. i forgot it in the car ... stuff like that .. always works :) |
| 21:45.49 | ndim | That does not excuse him from calling back after 30 mintues |
| 21:45.50 | gn00bie | I could have never come up with that in my state of hangover |
| 21:46.17 | catay | ndim: true, but it explains why he didn't pick up the phone when they called :) |
| 21:46.38 | ndim | Hmm. There was that occasion when we played with liquid nitrogen... on the platform in a train station and in a Pizza Hut restaurant. |
| 21:47.29 | gn00bie | oh I told them I had taken some medicine for this cold I (did not) have, so I just passed out |
| 21:47.38 | catay | lol |
| 21:47.41 | ndim | Muhahahaha |
| 21:48.04 | Valumzie | ~catay++ |
| 21:48.06 | gn00bie | it worked because I sounded sick thanks to the hangover |
| 21:48.14 | Valumzie | even though I never thought I'd say that |
| 21:48.32 | gn00bie | catay: if you have been Indian tech support, it would have been a nightmare |
| 21:48.43 | gn00bie | oh man, I have 12 missed calls from my mom, what do I do |
| 21:48.53 | gn00bie | Hi, my name is Bob, and we will make sure we solve your problem |
| 21:49.09 | gn00bie | Hi "Bob", I have 12 missed calls from my mom and I am hung over, what do I do? |
| 21:49.16 | catay | an Indian with the name of bob? :p |
| 21:49.22 | ndim | Of course. |
| 21:49.26 | gn00bie | we appreciate your call, have you tried to reboot your mom? |
| 21:49.36 | gn00bie | I cannot reboot my mom! |
| 21:49.37 | catay | Ramesh would be better |
| 21:49.37 | ndim | Call center people always have a special phone name. |
| 21:49.39 | TheRedBaron1 | moms come with restart switches ? |
| 21:49.42 | catay | or Shankar |
| 21:49.46 | catay | or Kishore |
| 21:49.53 | catay | or Apu! |
| 21:49.55 | gn00bie | Kishore - I like kishore |
| 21:49.55 | catay | :D |
| 21:49.58 | gn00bie | :D |
| 21:50.00 | TheRedBaron1 | some one should have told me that 21 years ago !! |
| 21:50.02 | ndim | In the case of indians, they are trained to speak with Texan accents and call themselves "Bob". |
| 21:50.20 | gn00bie | and then I would be told that I need to reboot my cell phone, reboot myself, stop drinking etc |
| 21:50.21 | catay | rofl |
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| 21:50.41 | gn00bie | but I would have never gotten to the point advice - tell her you left your cell phone on silent |
| 21:51.01 | ndim | gn00bie: I'd blame a temporary liquidity problem with the phone company which prevented the calls from getting through. |
| 21:51.05 | catay | well, what would happen is |
| 21:51.07 | gn00bie | it is true, they are all told to roll their rs so much that international becomes innernational |
| 21:52.08 | catay | the indian tech support guy says : we will look into it and call you back, here is your ticket number |
| 21:52.08 | gn00bie | ndim: you are a lot closer to Indian tech support than catay is :P |
| 21:52.08 | catay | and when you online track your ticket number you suddenly notice they closed it :P |
| 21:52.08 | catay | without solution |
| 21:52.08 | catay | hehe |
| 21:52.21 | catay | (talking from experience here) :P |
| 21:52.26 | ndim | Hehe |
| 21:52.31 | gn00bie | meanwhile, you still have a mom you don't know what to do about, you are hungover, you barf out whatever you eat etc |
| 21:52.34 | gn00bie | i..e |
| 21:52.49 | catay | and then catay appears |
| 21:52.50 | gn00bie | i.e. you wish you would be in a doghouse, because that is a better place :P |
| 21:52.56 | catay | have no fear, catay is here ! |
| 21:53.07 | catay | and gives the perfect solution :p |
| 21:53.14 | gn00bie | yes, the perfect solution |
| 21:53.15 | catay | ~catay++ |
| 21:53.21 | gn00bie | you live to fight another day |
| 21:53.28 | ndim | "have no fear, catay is here" |
| 21:53.35 | gn00bie | ~catay++ |
| 21:53.38 | ndim | That sounds like a slogan for a cheesy TV ad. |
| 21:53.42 | gn00bie | ok, it should stick this time |
| 21:56.23 | gn00bie | http://www.unclaimedbaggage.com/ |
| 21:58.06 | gn00bie | Valumzie: so basically, catay has good advice on dealing with moms |
| 21:59.12 | Valumzie | yes, it looks like it :) |
| 21:59.23 | catay | I practiced a lot |
| 21:59.58 | gn00bie | so when is the relocation to CT going to happen? |
| 22:00.15 | gn00bie | if there is one place that makes us NY people feel better, it is CT |
| 22:04.14 | ndim | puts on a T-Shirt the wrong way (head opening down). |
| 22:04.29 | ndim | T-Shirts are wonderful pieces of clothing. |
| 22:05.08 | ndim | They can replace scarves, hats, balaclavas... |
| 22:05.15 | TheRedBaron | oink |
| 22:05.23 | Valumzie | gn00bie: around June 09 |
| 22:05.26 | ndim | ~moo |
| 22:05.26 | purl | ACTION mooooooooo! I am cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you. I am cow, eating grass, methane gas comes out my ass |
| 22:06.33 | ndim | Hmm. Where have I recently head the term "doghouse"? |
| 22:06.49 | ndim | doghouse, outhouse, ...? |
| 22:08.12 | TheRedBaron | its becoming a regular term here |
| 22:10.56 | ndim | Ah. "Nutbush City Limits", but I must have added the doghouse in my mind :) |
| 22:13.37 | gn00bie | I ended up calling the DoDA at a somewhat early hour because europe has already gone off daylight savings |
| 22:15.01 | Valumzie | oh, true |
| 22:15.10 | Valumzie | my mommy told me that yesterday |
| 22:15.43 | gn00bie | so DoDA was not at home, I had to talk to the MiL for 5 minutes |
| 22:15.58 | gn00bie | which is interesting, because she does not speak any english, I do not speak any italian |
| 22:16.27 | catay | lol |
| 22:16.50 | Valumzie | lol |
| 22:17.01 | TheRedBaron | gn00bie: sounds like it was a good conversation! |
| 22:17.38 | gn00bie | yes |
| 22:17.45 | gn00bie | and she thinks I am trying to learn italian |
| 22:18.01 | gn00bie | I am way past my can-learn-new-lingos date |
| 22:18.47 | gn00bie | catay: do you also do consulting work on dealing with MiLs? |
| 22:19.21 | Valumzie | needs some advice on that part |
| 22:19.49 | gn00bie | :P |
| 22:20.10 | gn00bie | I don't think catay does consulting for girls |
| 22:20.16 | gn00bie | his advice is meant for bois only :P |
| 22:20.25 | catay | only for nice girls :p |
| 22:20.40 | gn00bie | :P |
| 22:21.35 | catay | MiLs .. that kinda advice is much harder and more tricky |
| 22:21.49 | Valumzie | not fair! |
| 22:22.50 | gn00bie | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-24 |
| 22:22.57 | gn00bie | of course MiL advice is much harder :P |
| 22:23.21 | gn00bie | ok no one tell my DoDA that I called her mom a helicopter gun ship |
| 22:24.03 | Valumzie | :P |
| 22:25.04 | mviron | hugs Valumzie |
| 22:26.49 | TheRedBaron | looks for whiskey in his jar-o |
| 22:27.00 | mviron | sends TheRedBaron off to the dog-house |
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| 22:32.01 | catay | ~comcast++ |
| 22:32.03 | catay | runs |
| 22:32.08 | Valumzie | ~lart catay |
| 22:32.08 | purl | gives catay a good seeing to |
| 22:32.14 | catay | :) |
| 22:32.24 | TheRedBaron1 | ~lart catay |
| 22:32.24 | purl | chops catay in half with a free AOL CD |
| 22:32.54 | gn00bie | catay: you are living dangerously :P |
| 22:33.28 | catay | i know :p |
| 22:38.31 | TheRedBaron1 | curses comcast with all the fury of hell |
| 22:39.03 | gn00bie | maybe this is God's way to teach you patience TheRedBaron |
| 22:40.09 | Valumzie | I am patient enough, though! ;) |
| 22:40.10 | Valumzie | :P |
| 22:41.50 | gn00bie | :P |
| 22:41.57 | gn00bie | ~karma comcast |
| 22:41.57 | purl | comcast has karma of -3 |
| 22:42.02 | gn00bie | man, poor comcast |
| 22:42.04 | gn00bie | ~comcast++ |
| 22:43.36 | Valumzie | ~comcast-- |
| 22:44.08 | gn00bie | :P |
| 22:44.10 | Valumzie | :D |
| 22:49.10 | gn00bie | did he quit or did Comcast make him? |
| 22:49.36 | Valumzie | TheRedBaron1 is still here |
| 22:49.40 | Valumzie | he is the real one :) |
| 22:50.29 | gn00bie | I hope catay has a lot of work to do tomorrow |
| 22:50.38 | Valumzie | oh? |
| 22:51.57 | gn00bie | I wish catay a merry monday, I wish catay a marry monday :P |
| 22:52.07 | catay | it are gonna be busy weeks |
| 22:52.27 | catay | and i'm not kidding ... but that's not that bad:) |
| 22:53.07 | gn00bie | I feel like a ~shake coming on |
| 22:53.18 | gn00bie | if I go and put in 4 more hours, I can take tomorrow off |
| 22:53.54 | catay | heh |
| 22:54.20 | catay | are you sick? |
| 22:55.25 | gn00bie | catay: I might be :P |
| 22:55.26 | mviron | ~lart gn00bie |
| 22:55.26 | purl | beats gn00bie into protomatter with the andromeda galaxy |
| 22:56.11 | gn00bie | ponders his maker, ponders his will |
| 23:00.37 | TheRedBaron1 | ~comcast-- |
| 23:11.38 | TheRedBaron1 | changes networks. |
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| 23:36.24 | gn00bie | ~shake |
| 23:36.30 | purl | ACTION shakes his booty all over town |
| 23:38.49 | Flash | ~glue gn00bie |